Rabbids Invasion (2013) s03e26 Episode Script

1 - [man.]
Give me a "B.
" - [rabbid.]
Ba ba ba ba ba.
[man.]
Give me a lot of "ha.
" [woman singing operatically.]
[both scream.]
[title music.]
# Ho hee # Baa Ba, ba, baa [tires screeching.]
Ba ba Ba, baa Ba Ba - # Ba # - # Ahh # Baa Ho hee Zo zee [singing "Also Sprach Zarathustra" in gibberish.]
[singing Beethoven's "Symphony No.
5" in gibberish.]
[drum riff.]
# Ba-baa # [music.]
[panting.]
[garbage can clanking.]
[recorded voice.]
Found you, Mommy.
Found you.
[laughing.]
You're the best.
Now it's your turn.
One, two three, four, five [man.]
Alice, going to Granny's.
Oh, oh Coming! [doll.]
I love this game.
[air pump hissing.]
Ba ba, ba ba! [laughing.]
[speaking gibberish.]
[balloons popping.]
Oh oh? Ah ba ba [music.]
[speaking gibberish.]
I love you, Daddy.
I love you, Daddy.
Aw, ba ba.
Ba ba ba! I love you.
Ah, what a beautiful dolly.
[doll.]
I love you, Mommy.
I love you, Mommy.
[music.]
Ah ba ba.
Huh? Oh hmm? [laughing.]
[music.]
Ah [balloon popping.]
Oh [music.]
Ba ba ba ba! Oh, ba ba ba ba.
Ba ba ba ba Oh oh [birds chirping.]
Ba ba! Ba ba ba.
[tires screeching.]
[electrical crackling.]
I love this game.
Found you, Mommy, found you.
[giggling.]
Found you.
[electrical whirring.]
[music.]
Hmm? Ba ba ba ba! Found you, Daddy.
Found you.
Ba ba ba ba! Ah ba ba ba.
Ba ba ba ba.
Ba ba ba! [laughing.]
Ba ba ba.
Ba ba.
Ba ba ba.
[grunting.]
Ba ba.
[giggling.]
I love this game.
Ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba! Ba ba.
Ba ba ba ba.
Ba ba ba Ba ba ba ba ba ba Ba ba ba ba! Huh? Ah ba ba! [groaning.]
[beeping.]
Ba.
Oh, oh [music.]
[giggling.]
I love this game.
What questing towards the kingdom Of Angus one day The gallant knight Sir Roland Could never find his way Yeah, yeah.
They walked about Found you, Daddy.
Found you.
I thought not to have sired a maid.
Could she be the daughter of fair Colagonda of Aquitaine? The young lady's mother is more likely to be that milkmaid.
You know, the one with the wooden leg.
What matter?! This fair maiden is my daughter and thus a princess.
[rabbid.]
Ba! My lord, a bouncing goblin has stolen the princess! Where?! Halt, goblin! Ahh! [panting.]
That way! Ba ba! [beeping.]
Ah, what?! [yelling.]
[groaning.]
[birds chirping.]
Ba ba.
Ooh Ba ba.
[grumbling.]
Ahh Yummy Found you, Daddy.
Found you.
- Cro, mine.
- [rabbid.]
Ba ba ba! [speaking gibberish.]
[chuckling.]
Ahh! Fie, no filthy Visogoth shall steal my princess! Come! - We must haste into the Kingdom of Brittany! - Yes, my lord.
This way, my lady.
[rabbid.]
Ba ba ba! - Hmm? - Hmm? Ba ba ba ba ba ba.
Ooh, you challenge me? [grunting.]
- Cro, mine.
- Huh? Ah Mine.
[giggling.]
I love this game.
[screaming.]
[grunting.]
Ha-ha! Found you, Daddy, found you.
Ugh [all grunting.]
[all yelling.]
Attack! Ha-ha! Ahh! And that! Oh ooh [chuckling.]
Ha! You are mine, sir.
[panting.]
[music.]
Ahh! Ah Ahh! Oh? Hmm, hmm? I love you, Daddy.
I love you, Daddy.
[Alice crying.]
I'll never find my pretty dolly again.
[electrical crackling.]
Huh? Oh, my dolly! - Found you, Mommy.
- Ba ba ba! Found you.
[zzzzt.]
[groaning.]
Found you, Mommy.
Found you.
Oh, my dolly! Come on.
Now we can go play dentist.
- I love you this game.
- Aw Oh?! Ahh! [humming.]
[singing Beethoven's "Symphony No.
5" in gibberish.]
[drum riff.]
# Ba-baa # [music.]
[birds chirping.]
[panting.]
[sizzling.]
Ahh! [rabbids sighing.]
[rabbids.]
Oh? [all sighing.]
[all.]
Oh? [all sighing.]
[all.]
Oh? [all sighing.]
[all.]
Oh? Ba ba! [all shouting.]
[music.]
Ba? - Wha - Ahh! - Oh - Ba ba ba ba ba! Ba ba ba.
Ba! [beeping.]
[penguins honking.]
[music.]
Ba ba ba! [wind whistling.]
[beeping.]
[music.]
[rabbids sighing.]
[all.]
Oh? [all sighing.]
Ba ba ba ba.
Ba! Ahh Oh? [all.]
Ba ba! [groaning.]
Ba ba! Ba ba! Ba ba! Ba ba! Ba ba! Ba ba ba ba ba ba! [music.]
Ba ba ba Ba! Ba ba ba ba ba ba! Ba ba ba ba ba! Ba ba ba ba ba ba.
- Ba ba.
- Ba ba.
[rabbid.]
# Ba ba ba # Ba ba ba ba.
Oh.
Ba ba ba.
Ba ba ba.
Ba ba ba.
[sighing.]
[beeping.]
[rabbids murmuring.]
[music.]
[all.]
Ba ba! [penguins honking.]
Ba ba ba ba! Ba! [man.]
Breaking news.
Recent satellite images show that polar ice has been vanishing at a record-breaking speed during the last few hours.
This unexplained phenomenon has provoked a global alert.
To solve the problem, a team of weather experts has been sent out to the ice float.
Weather experts? Us? That's a good one.
- Shut up, John.
- The planet is in danger.
We are all in danger.
The world is counting on you.
- Ba ba! - Ba ba! Ladies and gentlemen, the president is live with us from his plane.
Mr.
President, polar ice seems to be melting.
What actions do you plan to take in the face of this crisis? Um, the answer is simple.
We need to reduce heat by reducing pollution.
I'm passing a law prohibiting the use of all motor vehicles, automobiles, boats, planes and other aircraft are now grounded until further notice.
Well, except mine, of course.
I can't believe this.
I'm sure it's them.
They're warming up the planet! The use of all motor vehicles is prohibited? But but how am I gonna get to work in the morning? Well, you could ride your bike.
These small sacrifices will reduce pollution.
Solar experts have found the solution to this problem.
[music.]
Whoa! - Whoa! - Bye, honey, see you tonight.
[grunting.]
Coming through.
[woman.]
It doesn't make any sense.
These ice samples are perfectly normal.
Nothing wrong with the data, boss.
It's weird.
[music.]
[rabbid.]
Ba ba! Ba ba! Ba ba.
[rabbid.]
Ba ba! [grunting.]
[music.]
The news is bad.
Really bad.
Despite the ban on the use of all motor vehicles, the melting of the polar ice does not appear to be slowing down.
Our best weather experts are working nonstop, day and night, but have yet to find an explanation.
[snoring.]
Oh, uh! Yeah, I agree.
And worst of all, I've got cramps in my legs from pedaling that darn bicycle.
[crickets chirping.]
[panting.]
Oh [snoring.]
[music.]
[rabbids' teeth chattering.]
[sneezing.]
[rabbid.]
Ba ba? Ba ba ba ba.
[grunting.]
Ba ba ba ba ba! [grunting.]
[all.]
Ow! [rabbid.]
Ba ba ba ba! Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba.
Ooh [music.]
[beeping.]
All right, let's get back to it.
Huh? [groaning.]
[panting.]
[beeping.]
- Uh - Uh what just happened? [music.]
Well, I guess for once, we should just let them get on with it.
It's, uh, difficult to believe but it seems that the rabbids have solved the polar ice problem.
They're bringing us more ice.
Look! The news has already gone worldwide.
The rabbids are helping humanity.
Mr.
President, sir, do you have a comment? My fellow world citizens, it's with a joyful heart that I hereby declare the state of emergency is over.
[all.]
Yay! [President on TV.]
Put away your bicycles.
We can all go back to driving everywhere and avoiding exercise of any kind.
Pedal to the metal.
Oh, well, I'm gonna miss popping those wheelies on my board.
And I would like to make a more personal statement.
We were wrong about the rabbids.
Though they may seem to be, uh cute, they are in fact heroes.
What?! [President on computer.]
And today I'd like to ask for people of the world to treat them with the honor and respect they truly deserve.
And to take an example from their courageous behavior.
What? But but but but this can't be happening! It's a nightmare! Somebody please make it stop! [singing Beethoven's "Symphony No.
5" in gibberish.]
[drum riff.]
# Ba-baa # [announcer.]
Previously on "Rabbids Invasion" Recent satellite images show that polar ice has been vanishing at a record-breaking speed during the last few hours.
[man.]
I'm sure it's them.
They're warming up the planet! [sneezing.]
Ba ba ba ba ba ba.
It seems like the rabbids have solved the polar ice problem.
Look! I'd like to ask you, the people of the world, to treat them with the honor and respect they truly deserve.
What?! [man.]
Ugh I can't believe it.
This is a catastrophe.
They're pretending to be heroes and everybody is falling for it! [woman on walkie-talkie.]
Zack, honey, did you see the president's announcement? It's amazing.
Mom, don't listen to them! It's a trap! We must never ever Oh, look! There are two rabbids in front of the house.
Let's invite them in for dinner.
No! No, no, no, Mom! Don't let them in! Come on in, you guys.
I'm gonna make you my specialty.
Honey chicken.
[panting.]
I'll come back to save you, Mom! I promise! Ow! [rabbid laughing.]
Ba ba ba ba ba ba.
[yelling.]
Hey, are you out of your mind?! Don't you know what they've done for the planet? - You should be ashamed of yourself.
- But but Here, to thank you.
Hey, you're right.
You know, there's a lot of good stuff we can salvage from the trash.
They're amazing, aren't they? Selfie! [cell phone clicking.]
Oh no! You've got to be kidding me! Zooey! Zooey, quick, we have to run away.
- Everybody's - Hi, Zack.
Look at him, isn't he the cutest thing ever? - Ba ba.
- We have so much to learn from them.
- They said so on TV.
- No! No, Zooey, not you! No! [sobbing.]
Ba ba.
[music.]
Ba ba ba.
[sizzling.]
Ba ba ba.
[rabbid.]
Ba ba! Ba ba ba ba ba.
Ba ba? Oh, hey, I get it.
You guys wanna borrow my car.
Sure thing.
We owe you so much.
This is insane.
Ba ba ba! [tires screeching.]
Ooh! Goodbye! [tires screeching.]
Am I the only one who ahh! [tires screeching.]
You think I'm gonna let you take over my planet! You have no idea who you're dealing with.
[rabbid.]
Ba ba ba! I'm sorry, I surrender.
Please don't hurt me! Ba ba ba ba.
That felt so good! Ba ba ba.
Ba ba ba.
Ba ba ba.
Ba ba ba ba.
Ba ba.
Ba ba! [all.]
Oh [rabbid.]
Ba ba ba! Ba ba ba ba.
- Ba ba! - Ba ba! If I remember correctly, their secret headquarters should be right [music.]
[chuckling.]
[whimpering.]
I was right.
They never wanted to help us.
They wanna melt the ice.
Smile.
Now I've got the proof to Hmm? Ba ba! You'll never take me alive! Never! Oh, oh Ba ba.
Oh ba ba ba.
[yelling.]
- Ba ba! - Oh Ba ba ba ba [chuckling.]
Ba ba ba Oh, ah-ha! [yelling.]
Ba ba ba ba! [laughing.]
I've got the video.
The whole world is gonna know.
[man.]
Okay, we're live in three, two, one.
Ba ba ba Ladies and gentlemen, today our special guest simply saved the planet.
So tell us, how are you dealing with your brand-new celebrity status? Mm-hmm.
Ba ba ba ba ba ba [Zack.]
Stop! Stop, stop! These creatures are not what they pretend to be.
Uh, excuse me, how did he get in here? They are melting the ice with their evil plans.
And here is the proof.
Oh, um, I'm sorry.
Just a sec.
[beeping.]
[laughing.]
[laughing.]
Wow! Ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba ba Oh? Ba ba! [chuckling.]
[yelling.]
Ba ba.
[beeping.]
[music.]
Ba ba! Come on, where is that stupid video? Now, seriously, can somebody please get this jerk off my set? [Zack.]
Not this one that's breakfast.
Ah-ha! Hey! Give me that! Oh, come on, we're live here, people.
Hmm, what's that? Ladies and gentlemen, the president is with us live for a special announcement.
Over to you, Mr.
President.
[clearing throat.]
Dear fellow world citizens.
I have an important statement to make.
It is with a heavy heart that I inform you that I was mistaken.
The rabbids are not heroes.
I knew it! I tried to tell everybody.
- They wanna destroy - They're not here to help us.
They really don't care about the polar ice problem.
[laughing.]
They're simply idiots.
Deeply, deeply stupid.
But there's nothing we can do about it.
Ba ba? [woman.]
Get out of my house! I can't believe I let you use my bathtub.
- Ba ba.
- Get out of here! No, no, no.
They just pretend to be dumb.
They're actually evil geniuses who - Finally.
- Ba ba.
Thank you, Boris.
Uh, you can take this one too.
Well, ladies and gentlemen - never mind.
- Ahh! [music.]
- Nobody ever listens to me.
- Ba ba? Ba ba ba ba ba No, get off of me! [giggling.]
That tickles! Stop it!