Transformers: Rescue Bots (2011) s03e26 Episode Script
I Have Heard the Robots Singing
( horns honking ) Please be patient, citizens.
You must take turns to make turns.
Is the mayor handing out money or something? Something people like even better.
The chance to be famous.
That, and a recording contract.
Today's the auditions for Griffin Rock Idol.
And all these people are waiting in line to sing.
Psh.
Real idols don't sing.
Well, I don't.
It's silly.
Rescue work is no place for singing.
What we do is serious.
I like singing.
I want to audition.
Blades, I thought performing in front of people made you nervous? That's true.
Okay, scratch the audition.
I'll take the famous part, though.
( horn honks ) Hey, Frankie! Here to try out? Later on, when the line goes down.
Daddy and I came to test a new invention in the auditorium.
We're just going to sneak around the back.
Bye for now! This is Huxley Prescott giving you an "eyeful" from my tower high above City Hall.
MAN: Ah, here he comes.
Uh Is that the mayor? I just need to move a little so I can Whoa Whoa! Ah! ( gasps ) MAN: It's moving! Help! ( upbeat theme playing ) ( screams ) Power up and energize! ( crowd yelps ) ( crowd murmurs ) Mayor Luskey, you might want to postpone the auditions a bit while we clean up this mess.
But Chief, I Hmm.
That would give the mainland news crew more time to get here.
Folks, sorry to say, we're going to have to postpone the Griffin Rock Idol auditions for another, uh, eh Let's call it two hours.
( crowd whines ) We waited long enough.
Hey, Doc.
Frankie.
Ah, Cody! Glad you're here.
Care to help us test my new device? I call it the "Tone-O-Tuner.
" When anyone sings into the microphone, it keeps them on pitch, automatically and instantaneously.
I thought it could be useful for the auditions.
But isn't it kind of like cheating? If everybody in the competition used a machine to help them sing better, how do you know who's really good and who isn't? FRANKIE: See Daddy? That's what I told him.
If I'm going to be Griffin Rock Idol, I want to earn it with my own voice.
One hundred percent me.
Well, I'm sure I'll find a good use for this eventually.
Pretty sure I will too.
Like winning a recording contract.
Like Mother always says It's not cheating if you win.
Do re mi mi mi Ew.
Me, me, me Ugh! This thing doesn't work.
What a piece of junk.
( crowd clamoring ) ( Huxley sighs ) HUXLEY: Fast Build Scaffolding.
More like Fast Collapsible! Oh, and now the mayor will only talk to the Mainland News crew.
Sometimes I wonder why I gave up selling shoes.
( ominous theme playing ) Thanks for the quick clean-up, team.
I too am grateful.
We now have sufficient time to plan the order of our presentation to Optimus.
That's today? I'm not ready! And I already told you, I don't like being in front of large groups.
It's not large, Blades.
Blurr, Salvage, High Tide, a few others.
You'll be fine.
But it's on-camera! Well, I can help if you want, Blades.
What's the presentation about? Optimus asked us to go over rescue basics with the new guys.
( siren wailing ) Heatwave, help me fix the Hydrant.
Got it.
Are you all right? I I'm not sure, I ( beeping ) I think I'll be okay Wha? Heatwave, You and Boulder move the van Did I just sing that? Okay, Don, Step out of your sedan Kade, why are you singing? Whoa.
Me too.
I thought I'd seen everything In Griffin Rock, but This is new This is new We're singing Something's not right I'll give Doc a call La la la la la If there's an answer He can find it What an odd plight Wouldn't be surprised at all Tell me something else new La la la, I like this Blades, you're the only one Has to be A simple explanation Let me say it's This will make rescuing Tough Will it last long? La la la la la Just an aberration Not that weird After all it's Griffin Rock Bright side Kade You could serenade Hayley Girls just love a man Who sings Good one, Dani, You get more funny daily Hey, I laughed.
You're not helping things Stop singing.
Everyone relax I'm not singing you are All of us are singing Does someone have a plan? Listen up, team We need to focus And do our jobs The best way that we can ( screaming ) I'm okay Hello, chief I'm glad to get your call This mysterious phenomenon Seems to affect us all Daddy Doesn't it seem kinda strange That on the very same day You invent a singing gizmo The whole town Becomes a cabaret Oh, dear, you may be right I hadn't thought of it That way My tuner's somehow started Making music out of Everything we say Chief, Frankie has a theory So if you'll just please Sit tight I'm looking into something And I'm afraid She may be right It's gone It's out there somewhere Somehow forcing everyone To sing Intriguing scientifically, But Daddy, We have to find that thing ( ominous theme playing ) Uh, is this on? Hey, everybody! Been a change of plan.
Optimus can't join us today.
So we're going to record this whole thing.
Got that set up, Salvage? Yep.
Good to go.
We're going to put this in the archives for future use as well.
Just think.
Everything you say will be recorded for posterity.
BLURR: Guys? Why aren't you guys saying anything? Hello? Hello Hello Hello I told you I'm not singing ( upbeat theme playing ) A funny thing happened On the way to the station Every conversation's Now a song Which just seems wrong Not necessarily The world is so full Of things That thrill and amaze us I could sing its praises All day long Please.
Go on.
There's so much to love And there's so much to see From the tiniest ant To the mightiest tree Wonders abound from the sky To the ground That's what planet Earth Means to me Humans are strange Made of head and of heart Though they might not Make sense Sometimes that's The best part Just enjoy what you see Take it in, simply be That's what planet Earth Means to me This small human place In the middle of space That's what this great Earth Means to me ( applause ) Wait, wait.
Let me get this straight.
You can't not sing? Whoa.
I knew that town was weird, but Heatwave.
Why don't you and Kade tell us something about this teamwork you're famous for.
Not funny Ain't happening ( beeps ) ( upbeat theme playing ) It's all about me It's all about me, me, me All about me Not sure why this happened Why there's music in the air Could be that machine Kicked in But I don't really care I'm sure to win That contract Now that I can stay on key Did I mention It's all about me, me, me? ( sighs ) Chase.
You were going to speak on the topic of, uh Standard Criminal Codes and Procedure.
( whispers ) Wake me when he's finished.
I have learned That local police codes Traditionally start with 10 Which means "Please pay attention" And another number Follows then Like 42 A dog complaint Three-one A perp who needs restraint Ten-90 Prowler on the loose Six-three Night hunting of a moose BOTH: It's illegal to be out At nighttime hunting moose If you find a car Parked in the road You then report 10-52 Or 10-6-6 if you should find A snowmobile has gone askew Two-six If there's a hooligan Trespassing where They shouldn't have been Five-seven if by any chance Someone requires An ambulance If by some misfortune You should need an ambulance Seven-four Send extra police Five-oh Disturbance of the peace One-three Bad weather coming in Four-nine Inform the next of kin Seven-six A prison break Six-two Big trouble at the lake I know you'd like To hear some more But I'll sign off now With a big 10-4 He's signing off now With 10-4 I'm signing off now With 10-4 Over and out Educational.
And bouncy.
Blades, you were gonna tell us something about air rescues.
He's a little shy Is this the same Blades I met? He's asked me to fill in What do I say? Whatever's in your head Say it your own way First response Needs air support And I'm the one they call Rescue or reconnaissance I'm ready for it all So I latch my helmet on Throttle back With engines loud The rotors whir The ground's a blur I melt into the clouds And I fly, I fly Sail above the rooftops And I fly, I fly Like a bird I soar Yes, I fly, I fly Rainbow chasing Racing through the sky The rest of life's Just waiting For the next time I can fly Excuse me Yes, I fly, I fly I think you mean me I'm the one who does Rainbow chasing All the actual flying Racing through the sky Which I don't like much You see The rest of life's Just waiting While you're waiting Do you mind if step in to say A word or two You may have heard I don't prefer Being up that high at all So many things That could go wrong So long a way to fall But pushing on I'm lifting off There's a job That must be done Though I may groan I'm not alone Dani makes it fun and BOTH: We fly, we fly Sail above the rooftops And we fly, we fly Like a bird we soar A bird that's Kind of frightened And we fly, we fly Dani and me Rainbow chasing Racing through the sky The rest of life's Just waiting for Couldn't disagree more But I'm here if you need me BOTH: The next time we can fly Well.
We were hoping for something a little more specific, but thanks.
( machine whirring ) Try this, mainland news crew With your paltry Paraphernalia I'll boost This baby's signal Till they hear me In Australia Welcome to my new segment "" The News at Noon All the News That's Fit to Croon" In continuing developments, I'm still singing! ( dramatic theme playing ) Look out! Stand back! Heads up! Watch out! Ah! Whoa! Oh, boy ( tense theme playing ) What happened, Dani? What's going on? The glass just started Shattering The windows all came down Calls are coming in The same thing's happening All over town! ( machine whirring ) ( dramatic theme playing ) The waves produced By Doc's device That make us sing this way Cause vibrations Sub-atomically Putting molecules in play Which makes surrounding Neutrons all expand Bro, even when you sing This stuff I still don't understand Could the damage Get much worse? If the frequency advances Then let's get out And warn the town It's best We don't take chances Looks like this lesson's over, Guys Hate to miss the ending of "The Kade and Heatwave Show!" You're rescue workers.
Just get out there and do what you do best.
So Wanna try or what? I'll try BOTH: Let's try ( upbeat theme playing ) What do you say? Ready to rock this? Ready to rock and roll To the rescue Roll to, roll to the rescue Bots! Roll to, roll to the rescue To serve and protect What else would you expect? We're bots Roll to, roll to the rescue This map shows The emergencies In the order That they called They seem to form a trail That leads Straight to city hall ALL: Thanks, Cody Roll to, roll to the rescue Bots Roll to, roll to the rescue Bots La La La La ALL: La-la, la-la-la Everybody sings so well It's going to be A cinch I'm not so sure Our next contestant, Miss Priscilla Pynch ( machine whirring ) ( dramatic theme playing ) ( sirens wailing ) When you have friends Like Rescue Bots You can depend On Rescue Bots When you have friends Like Rescue Bots Rescue Bots Roll to the rescue Saving lives Priority, that's number one Saving lives, first to respond And last to run Rescue Bots Chase, shore up the building Rescue Bots Heatwave, lend a hand here Rescue Bots Blades, protect the humans Rescue Bots Boulder Make that path clear Hear the call Griffin Rock emergency Heroes all, this is how It's meant to be What? They're good.
Power up Power up and energize Shaking keeps on coming Seems like nothing Can make it stop Huxley's van Go clear it, quick! His van! The dish on top Could that be the cause? My tuner's been here All this time Then somebody turn it off So we don't have to Talk in rhyme.
Hey.
It stopped! It stopped.
I'm not singing! Not that I was ever singing.
Yeah.
Ha.
Me either.
Now we can get back to business.
So glad that's over with.
But I don't want to stop singing.
Oh, that was fun.
I mean I don't want to stop singing That was fun La, la, la, la, la Great rescue.
Uh, still not sold on the singing.
Like to hear you do better, Mr.
Sit-Back-And-Watch.
Yeah.
You ever sung your own theme song on a mission? No, but Well, all right then.
Guess we know who's coolest.
I still don't understand how Huxley got a hold of my device.
You mean I did this? But I had no idea it was back there! Dad, look what I found.
This is from the city hall's security camera.
Priscilla Pynch.
Attention, please! Our city engineer has declared the building to be stable.
So we'll pick up auditions right where we left off.
Something tells me Priscilla just might get her comeuppance.
It's all about me ( screeching ) Me, me ( groans ) Um, eh, thank you, Miss Pynch.
We'll, uh, be in touch.
Next, Francine Greene.
( soft music playing ) Everyone has a song to sing It comes from deep inside It's how you feel Who you are for real It's not something You can hide Don't be afraid Of what they say Own up, be proud Stand strong Sing out loud Above the crowd Raise your voice Sing your song BOTH: This is who I am Who I'm glad to be This is who I am One hundred percent me Completely, sweetly, Get up on your feetly Me, I'm gonna be me Ladies and gentlemen, we have found our Griffin Rock Idol! ( mayor laughs ) ( crowd cheers ) Wow! What a finish! I mean Ahem.
Keep on singing There's nothing stronger Land or sea Than the ties that bind A family When the winds blow hard And the rains come down Your loved ones keep you Rooted to the ground Our family tree grows safe And deep and sound
You must take turns to make turns.
Is the mayor handing out money or something? Something people like even better.
The chance to be famous.
That, and a recording contract.
Today's the auditions for Griffin Rock Idol.
And all these people are waiting in line to sing.
Psh.
Real idols don't sing.
Well, I don't.
It's silly.
Rescue work is no place for singing.
What we do is serious.
I like singing.
I want to audition.
Blades, I thought performing in front of people made you nervous? That's true.
Okay, scratch the audition.
I'll take the famous part, though.
( horn honks ) Hey, Frankie! Here to try out? Later on, when the line goes down.
Daddy and I came to test a new invention in the auditorium.
We're just going to sneak around the back.
Bye for now! This is Huxley Prescott giving you an "eyeful" from my tower high above City Hall.
MAN: Ah, here he comes.
Uh Is that the mayor? I just need to move a little so I can Whoa Whoa! Ah! ( gasps ) MAN: It's moving! Help! ( upbeat theme playing ) ( screams ) Power up and energize! ( crowd yelps ) ( crowd murmurs ) Mayor Luskey, you might want to postpone the auditions a bit while we clean up this mess.
But Chief, I Hmm.
That would give the mainland news crew more time to get here.
Folks, sorry to say, we're going to have to postpone the Griffin Rock Idol auditions for another, uh, eh Let's call it two hours.
( crowd whines ) We waited long enough.
Hey, Doc.
Frankie.
Ah, Cody! Glad you're here.
Care to help us test my new device? I call it the "Tone-O-Tuner.
" When anyone sings into the microphone, it keeps them on pitch, automatically and instantaneously.
I thought it could be useful for the auditions.
But isn't it kind of like cheating? If everybody in the competition used a machine to help them sing better, how do you know who's really good and who isn't? FRANKIE: See Daddy? That's what I told him.
If I'm going to be Griffin Rock Idol, I want to earn it with my own voice.
One hundred percent me.
Well, I'm sure I'll find a good use for this eventually.
Pretty sure I will too.
Like winning a recording contract.
Like Mother always says It's not cheating if you win.
Do re mi mi mi Ew.
Me, me, me Ugh! This thing doesn't work.
What a piece of junk.
( crowd clamoring ) ( Huxley sighs ) HUXLEY: Fast Build Scaffolding.
More like Fast Collapsible! Oh, and now the mayor will only talk to the Mainland News crew.
Sometimes I wonder why I gave up selling shoes.
( ominous theme playing ) Thanks for the quick clean-up, team.
I too am grateful.
We now have sufficient time to plan the order of our presentation to Optimus.
That's today? I'm not ready! And I already told you, I don't like being in front of large groups.
It's not large, Blades.
Blurr, Salvage, High Tide, a few others.
You'll be fine.
But it's on-camera! Well, I can help if you want, Blades.
What's the presentation about? Optimus asked us to go over rescue basics with the new guys.
( siren wailing ) Heatwave, help me fix the Hydrant.
Got it.
Are you all right? I I'm not sure, I ( beeping ) I think I'll be okay Wha? Heatwave, You and Boulder move the van Did I just sing that? Okay, Don, Step out of your sedan Kade, why are you singing? Whoa.
Me too.
I thought I'd seen everything In Griffin Rock, but This is new This is new We're singing Something's not right I'll give Doc a call La la la la la If there's an answer He can find it What an odd plight Wouldn't be surprised at all Tell me something else new La la la, I like this Blades, you're the only one Has to be A simple explanation Let me say it's This will make rescuing Tough Will it last long? La la la la la Just an aberration Not that weird After all it's Griffin Rock Bright side Kade You could serenade Hayley Girls just love a man Who sings Good one, Dani, You get more funny daily Hey, I laughed.
You're not helping things Stop singing.
Everyone relax I'm not singing you are All of us are singing Does someone have a plan? Listen up, team We need to focus And do our jobs The best way that we can ( screaming ) I'm okay Hello, chief I'm glad to get your call This mysterious phenomenon Seems to affect us all Daddy Doesn't it seem kinda strange That on the very same day You invent a singing gizmo The whole town Becomes a cabaret Oh, dear, you may be right I hadn't thought of it That way My tuner's somehow started Making music out of Everything we say Chief, Frankie has a theory So if you'll just please Sit tight I'm looking into something And I'm afraid She may be right It's gone It's out there somewhere Somehow forcing everyone To sing Intriguing scientifically, But Daddy, We have to find that thing ( ominous theme playing ) Uh, is this on? Hey, everybody! Been a change of plan.
Optimus can't join us today.
So we're going to record this whole thing.
Got that set up, Salvage? Yep.
Good to go.
We're going to put this in the archives for future use as well.
Just think.
Everything you say will be recorded for posterity.
BLURR: Guys? Why aren't you guys saying anything? Hello? Hello Hello Hello I told you I'm not singing ( upbeat theme playing ) A funny thing happened On the way to the station Every conversation's Now a song Which just seems wrong Not necessarily The world is so full Of things That thrill and amaze us I could sing its praises All day long Please.
Go on.
There's so much to love And there's so much to see From the tiniest ant To the mightiest tree Wonders abound from the sky To the ground That's what planet Earth Means to me Humans are strange Made of head and of heart Though they might not Make sense Sometimes that's The best part Just enjoy what you see Take it in, simply be That's what planet Earth Means to me This small human place In the middle of space That's what this great Earth Means to me ( applause ) Wait, wait.
Let me get this straight.
You can't not sing? Whoa.
I knew that town was weird, but Heatwave.
Why don't you and Kade tell us something about this teamwork you're famous for.
Not funny Ain't happening ( beeps ) ( upbeat theme playing ) It's all about me It's all about me, me, me All about me Not sure why this happened Why there's music in the air Could be that machine Kicked in But I don't really care I'm sure to win That contract Now that I can stay on key Did I mention It's all about me, me, me? ( sighs ) Chase.
You were going to speak on the topic of, uh Standard Criminal Codes and Procedure.
( whispers ) Wake me when he's finished.
I have learned That local police codes Traditionally start with 10 Which means "Please pay attention" And another number Follows then Like 42 A dog complaint Three-one A perp who needs restraint Ten-90 Prowler on the loose Six-three Night hunting of a moose BOTH: It's illegal to be out At nighttime hunting moose If you find a car Parked in the road You then report 10-52 Or 10-6-6 if you should find A snowmobile has gone askew Two-six If there's a hooligan Trespassing where They shouldn't have been Five-seven if by any chance Someone requires An ambulance If by some misfortune You should need an ambulance Seven-four Send extra police Five-oh Disturbance of the peace One-three Bad weather coming in Four-nine Inform the next of kin Seven-six A prison break Six-two Big trouble at the lake I know you'd like To hear some more But I'll sign off now With a big 10-4 He's signing off now With 10-4 I'm signing off now With 10-4 Over and out Educational.
And bouncy.
Blades, you were gonna tell us something about air rescues.
He's a little shy Is this the same Blades I met? He's asked me to fill in What do I say? Whatever's in your head Say it your own way First response Needs air support And I'm the one they call Rescue or reconnaissance I'm ready for it all So I latch my helmet on Throttle back With engines loud The rotors whir The ground's a blur I melt into the clouds And I fly, I fly Sail above the rooftops And I fly, I fly Like a bird I soar Yes, I fly, I fly Rainbow chasing Racing through the sky The rest of life's Just waiting For the next time I can fly Excuse me Yes, I fly, I fly I think you mean me I'm the one who does Rainbow chasing All the actual flying Racing through the sky Which I don't like much You see The rest of life's Just waiting While you're waiting Do you mind if step in to say A word or two You may have heard I don't prefer Being up that high at all So many things That could go wrong So long a way to fall But pushing on I'm lifting off There's a job That must be done Though I may groan I'm not alone Dani makes it fun and BOTH: We fly, we fly Sail above the rooftops And we fly, we fly Like a bird we soar A bird that's Kind of frightened And we fly, we fly Dani and me Rainbow chasing Racing through the sky The rest of life's Just waiting for Couldn't disagree more But I'm here if you need me BOTH: The next time we can fly Well.
We were hoping for something a little more specific, but thanks.
( machine whirring ) Try this, mainland news crew With your paltry Paraphernalia I'll boost This baby's signal Till they hear me In Australia Welcome to my new segment "" The News at Noon All the News That's Fit to Croon" In continuing developments, I'm still singing! ( dramatic theme playing ) Look out! Stand back! Heads up! Watch out! Ah! Whoa! Oh, boy ( tense theme playing ) What happened, Dani? What's going on? The glass just started Shattering The windows all came down Calls are coming in The same thing's happening All over town! ( machine whirring ) ( dramatic theme playing ) The waves produced By Doc's device That make us sing this way Cause vibrations Sub-atomically Putting molecules in play Which makes surrounding Neutrons all expand Bro, even when you sing This stuff I still don't understand Could the damage Get much worse? If the frequency advances Then let's get out And warn the town It's best We don't take chances Looks like this lesson's over, Guys Hate to miss the ending of "The Kade and Heatwave Show!" You're rescue workers.
Just get out there and do what you do best.
So Wanna try or what? I'll try BOTH: Let's try ( upbeat theme playing ) What do you say? Ready to rock this? Ready to rock and roll To the rescue Roll to, roll to the rescue Bots! Roll to, roll to the rescue To serve and protect What else would you expect? We're bots Roll to, roll to the rescue This map shows The emergencies In the order That they called They seem to form a trail That leads Straight to city hall ALL: Thanks, Cody Roll to, roll to the rescue Bots Roll to, roll to the rescue Bots La La La La ALL: La-la, la-la-la Everybody sings so well It's going to be A cinch I'm not so sure Our next contestant, Miss Priscilla Pynch ( machine whirring ) ( dramatic theme playing ) ( sirens wailing ) When you have friends Like Rescue Bots You can depend On Rescue Bots When you have friends Like Rescue Bots Rescue Bots Roll to the rescue Saving lives Priority, that's number one Saving lives, first to respond And last to run Rescue Bots Chase, shore up the building Rescue Bots Heatwave, lend a hand here Rescue Bots Blades, protect the humans Rescue Bots Boulder Make that path clear Hear the call Griffin Rock emergency Heroes all, this is how It's meant to be What? They're good.
Power up Power up and energize Shaking keeps on coming Seems like nothing Can make it stop Huxley's van Go clear it, quick! His van! The dish on top Could that be the cause? My tuner's been here All this time Then somebody turn it off So we don't have to Talk in rhyme.
Hey.
It stopped! It stopped.
I'm not singing! Not that I was ever singing.
Yeah.
Ha.
Me either.
Now we can get back to business.
So glad that's over with.
But I don't want to stop singing.
Oh, that was fun.
I mean I don't want to stop singing That was fun La, la, la, la, la Great rescue.
Uh, still not sold on the singing.
Like to hear you do better, Mr.
Sit-Back-And-Watch.
Yeah.
You ever sung your own theme song on a mission? No, but Well, all right then.
Guess we know who's coolest.
I still don't understand how Huxley got a hold of my device.
You mean I did this? But I had no idea it was back there! Dad, look what I found.
This is from the city hall's security camera.
Priscilla Pynch.
Attention, please! Our city engineer has declared the building to be stable.
So we'll pick up auditions right where we left off.
Something tells me Priscilla just might get her comeuppance.
It's all about me ( screeching ) Me, me ( groans ) Um, eh, thank you, Miss Pynch.
We'll, uh, be in touch.
Next, Francine Greene.
( soft music playing ) Everyone has a song to sing It comes from deep inside It's how you feel Who you are for real It's not something You can hide Don't be afraid Of what they say Own up, be proud Stand strong Sing out loud Above the crowd Raise your voice Sing your song BOTH: This is who I am Who I'm glad to be This is who I am One hundred percent me Completely, sweetly, Get up on your feetly Me, I'm gonna be me Ladies and gentlemen, we have found our Griffin Rock Idol! ( mayor laughs ) ( crowd cheers ) Wow! What a finish! I mean Ahem.
Keep on singing There's nothing stronger Land or sea Than the ties that bind A family When the winds blow hard And the rains come down Your loved ones keep you Rooted to the ground Our family tree grows safe And deep and sound