Clarence US (2014) s03e27 Episode Script
Chadsgiving
1 [Remote clicks.]
[Upbeat music plays.]
I don't care what you say! I'm gonna do what I want all day! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! [Music.]
Okay.
Come on, guys.
It's time to go.
Happy Thanksgiving, turkey.
- Oh! - Ah, what a beautiful day.
Chad, are you okay? You look sort of uncomfortable.
- You all set Clar Aah! - Aah! - Hello.
- Hey.
I invited Camden and Vu to Thanksgiving.
Oh, just more guests, no biggie.
Huh? Mary, would you say that I'm like my parents? I don't know.
I mean, the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree, I guess.
Oh, I'll be right back.
[Sighs.]
Chad, you goofball.
[Starts engine.]
[Sighs.]
Thanksgiving is so fun.
And Chad's mom and dad's is so fun.
Chad's dad is named Fern, and his mom is named Star.
And they live in a big circle, and they have - What are they called? - Emus.
[Laughs.]
"Emus.
" So, boys, how come you aren't having Thanksgiving at your home? My brother got lice, so my mom canceled dinner.
And my parents are in the hospital, and I was supposed to eat with my aunt, but her food is too spicy.
And my cousins don't let me sit at the big table.
So I always end up on the floor, [Turns up volume.]
and the dog always steals my dessert, and I can never [Snoring.]
[Music.]
Mary, that garbage truck has been following us the whole time.
There's no trash collection on Thanksgiving.
I don't like this! We got to lose them! Aah! What's going on? - We're being chased.
- Cool.
That's just Lucine, the garbage lady.
I invited her to dinner too.
You invited our garbage lady? No one can eat alone on Thanksgiving.
It's a rule.
[Honking.]
[Music.]
We're here.
We're here.
Okay.
Here we go.
Relax, turkey.
Wow.
Look at this dome home.
[Chuckles.]
"Dome home.
" Whoa.
So what is this, a horror movie set or something? - It's my parents' house.
- Sorry.
That just came out.
Whoa.
[Laughs.]
- Isn't it great? - See? They love it.
Nothing to worry about.
[Music.]
Huh.
Can you believe this? Pretty irresponsible.
Well, it can happen, you know? They're only human.
Wouldn't happen to me, I'll tell you.
- [Chanting.]
Oh, hey-ya, hey-ya! - Whoa! Woo! Cacaw, cacaw! Hey-ya, hey-ya.
Cacaw, cacaw! Ahem.
[Music stops.]
The red bird is Star, and the green monkey is Fern.
Mary, Clarence, and new friends, oh, you, you have a very good aura.
You can tell that? [Sniffs.]
Hmm.
- Oh, come here, my Chacha.
- H-Hey, Mom.
Hey, Dad.
- [Laughs.]
"Chacha.
" - Ooh, nice tie.
- Ow! - Sorry to interrupt your thing.
Oh, it's okay.
We're just making a video - to bury in the yard.
- This is so magical.
We weren't expecting any guests, and now we have a full house.
Wait.
What do you mean, weren't expecting any guests? It's Thanksgiving.
- Did you just forget you invited us? - Of course not.
We just forgot that today is Thanksgiving.
[Chuckles.]
Seriously? [Slurping.]
What's wrong, Chacha? You forgot about Thanksgiving.
Ah.
I knew something would go wrong.
Hey, Clarence, why don't you show your guests, uh, that thing, while I help Chad.
- Can you guys just stop? - How we doing over here? Everyone good? Okay.
This is just a big painted stick.
Well, I think it's a didgeridoo.
[Laughing.]
What did you say, a didgie-doo? - No.
I've played one of those before.
- Really? [Inhales, blowing.]
Nope.
I was wrong, just a stick.
Stop playing? [Blowing.]
- So, Lucine, how was the drive? - Uh Not bad.
Does your truck smell like garbage? Yeah.
Our drive was good too.
Oh, Camden was telling the funniest story about bees.
Camden, Camden, tell Lucine.
Oh, I'm allergic to bee stings.
[Laughs.]
Can you guys just stop massaging each other for a second and listen? What do we have to cook with? We have lots of stuff, like freshly squeezed elk milk.
And hemp water, it's tastes like dirt.
That's our pickle jam cabinet.
And that's where we keep all our organic massage oils.
Okay.
We can't make dinner with any of this stuff.
Hey, Fern and Star, can we see your emus? - Of course.
- What about dinner? - Chill out, Chacha.
It'll be fine.
- What No.
It's not.
Someone has got to be responsible.
Chacha is going to go get some stuff from the store.
Honey, I think the stores are closed today.
Well, at least I'm going to try.
- But - Let's go play with the emus.
Do you know that emus can run up to, like, 45 miles an hour? - What is he doing? - That's how Fern calls Emily.
Hi.
Come on.
Come on.
[Chuckles.]
Emily is very sweet and Oh.
[Chuckling.]
Whoa.
I think that they like me.
No.
Elk's milk, no decent food, so these are root causes in my life, see? Oh, my parents, no.
Get me someplace open.
Arts and crafts are good for the soul.
Look what I made for my brother.
"Sorry you got lice," that's beautiful.
Want to see mine? Get it? Because I haul garbage to the dump for a living.
- It's for my current boyfriend.
- Yeah.
I get it.
I get it.
Mine is for Chad to make him happy.
- I fixed him.
- That's nice.
- What? - # Prepare to enter the rhythm # Hey, guys.
I could only get gas station food.
Hello? Guess I got to do this by myself, too.
Mom? Dad? Where are your pots and pans? [Drumming and chanting.]
Hey, I need one of those pots.
- Oh, Chacha! - Chacha.
You've come just in time.
No.
I just need some pots and pans to cook dinner.
Remember, Thanksgiving? Hey, Chad, why don't you just Huh? I've been saving that just for you.
It's not true.
She's been doing it all night.
- Keep drumming, Vu! - Okay.
Why are you guys so into this? Whoa.
There's a beehive in here, guys.
It's cool, Chacha.
The bees like the rhythm.
We all like the rhythm.
- But you're allergic.
- Who cares? I feel so free.
Yeah, Chad.
Come on.
These bees ain't hurting nobody.
- Now check this out.
- Stop.
There's a beehive right there.
Unh! Ouchy.
Guys, guys, stop.
This is a big deal.
Camden is allergic to bees.
Oh, it's cool.
We'll keep on playing.
I've got this.
Garlic, nature's medicine.
It's getting worse.
Give me your allergy pen.
- I don't think I can do it.
- You don't have to.
- We have plenty of herbal remedies.
- Fine.
I'll do it.
[Muffled groans.]
Uh [Rapid drumming.]
- Okay.
I'm going to do it.
- Come on, Chad.
Yeah.
I'm going to do it.
- Do it on three.
- What? - One.
- Two.
- No, wait.
- Three.
Ah! [Deflating.]
Oh, thank you.
[Panting.]
Proud of you.
You were like, "Bam, take that, allergies.
" - What a show.
- It was the best allergic reaction I've ever had.
Seriously?! What's happening? That was not a fun thing that just happened.
And no one cares about Thanksgiving dinner? We just don't need a fancy dinner.
The only rule of Thanksgiving is that everyone has to be together.
Hmm.
Oh, don't worry, honey.
He's probably just hungry.
No.
No.
It's our fault.
Chad has always tried so hard to be the responsible one in this family.
We can't have a good time if Chad is upset.
- We have to make this right.
- Aww.
Yeah.
For Chad.
[Coyote howling in distance.]
Huh? You got to chill out, man.
- Chill.
- I fixed him.
Chill out, Chacha.
You want me to chill out, huh? I can chill.
Yeah.
I can be chill.
I am Chacha, and I am chill! I'm chill! Just got to walk in there and Hey, sensing some chill vibes in here.
Huh? [Grunting.]
Cool.
[Music.]
Hey, Chad.
We're making dinner.
Hey, hon, you want some of this? You're a good man, Chacha.
Mwah.
- Who's hungry? - Oh.
You guys do care.
This is Huh? Just kidding.
We wouldn't eat Emily.
Oh, Dad.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
[Laughter.]
[Indistinct conversation.]
Early to bed Early to rise Picking my nose [Whistling.]
[Upbeat music plays.]
I don't care what you say! I'm gonna do what I want all day! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! [Music.]
Okay.
Come on, guys.
It's time to go.
Happy Thanksgiving, turkey.
- Oh! - Ah, what a beautiful day.
Chad, are you okay? You look sort of uncomfortable.
- You all set Clar Aah! - Aah! - Hello.
- Hey.
I invited Camden and Vu to Thanksgiving.
Oh, just more guests, no biggie.
Huh? Mary, would you say that I'm like my parents? I don't know.
I mean, the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree, I guess.
Oh, I'll be right back.
[Sighs.]
Chad, you goofball.
[Starts engine.]
[Sighs.]
Thanksgiving is so fun.
And Chad's mom and dad's is so fun.
Chad's dad is named Fern, and his mom is named Star.
And they live in a big circle, and they have - What are they called? - Emus.
[Laughs.]
"Emus.
" So, boys, how come you aren't having Thanksgiving at your home? My brother got lice, so my mom canceled dinner.
And my parents are in the hospital, and I was supposed to eat with my aunt, but her food is too spicy.
And my cousins don't let me sit at the big table.
So I always end up on the floor, [Turns up volume.]
and the dog always steals my dessert, and I can never [Snoring.]
[Music.]
Mary, that garbage truck has been following us the whole time.
There's no trash collection on Thanksgiving.
I don't like this! We got to lose them! Aah! What's going on? - We're being chased.
- Cool.
That's just Lucine, the garbage lady.
I invited her to dinner too.
You invited our garbage lady? No one can eat alone on Thanksgiving.
It's a rule.
[Honking.]
[Music.]
We're here.
We're here.
Okay.
Here we go.
Relax, turkey.
Wow.
Look at this dome home.
[Chuckles.]
"Dome home.
" Whoa.
So what is this, a horror movie set or something? - It's my parents' house.
- Sorry.
That just came out.
Whoa.
[Laughs.]
- Isn't it great? - See? They love it.
Nothing to worry about.
[Music.]
Huh.
Can you believe this? Pretty irresponsible.
Well, it can happen, you know? They're only human.
Wouldn't happen to me, I'll tell you.
- [Chanting.]
Oh, hey-ya, hey-ya! - Whoa! Woo! Cacaw, cacaw! Hey-ya, hey-ya.
Cacaw, cacaw! Ahem.
[Music stops.]
The red bird is Star, and the green monkey is Fern.
Mary, Clarence, and new friends, oh, you, you have a very good aura.
You can tell that? [Sniffs.]
Hmm.
- Oh, come here, my Chacha.
- H-Hey, Mom.
Hey, Dad.
- [Laughs.]
"Chacha.
" - Ooh, nice tie.
- Ow! - Sorry to interrupt your thing.
Oh, it's okay.
We're just making a video - to bury in the yard.
- This is so magical.
We weren't expecting any guests, and now we have a full house.
Wait.
What do you mean, weren't expecting any guests? It's Thanksgiving.
- Did you just forget you invited us? - Of course not.
We just forgot that today is Thanksgiving.
[Chuckles.]
Seriously? [Slurping.]
What's wrong, Chacha? You forgot about Thanksgiving.
Ah.
I knew something would go wrong.
Hey, Clarence, why don't you show your guests, uh, that thing, while I help Chad.
- Can you guys just stop? - How we doing over here? Everyone good? Okay.
This is just a big painted stick.
Well, I think it's a didgeridoo.
[Laughing.]
What did you say, a didgie-doo? - No.
I've played one of those before.
- Really? [Inhales, blowing.]
Nope.
I was wrong, just a stick.
Stop playing? [Blowing.]
- So, Lucine, how was the drive? - Uh Not bad.
Does your truck smell like garbage? Yeah.
Our drive was good too.
Oh, Camden was telling the funniest story about bees.
Camden, Camden, tell Lucine.
Oh, I'm allergic to bee stings.
[Laughs.]
Can you guys just stop massaging each other for a second and listen? What do we have to cook with? We have lots of stuff, like freshly squeezed elk milk.
And hemp water, it's tastes like dirt.
That's our pickle jam cabinet.
And that's where we keep all our organic massage oils.
Okay.
We can't make dinner with any of this stuff.
Hey, Fern and Star, can we see your emus? - Of course.
- What about dinner? - Chill out, Chacha.
It'll be fine.
- What No.
It's not.
Someone has got to be responsible.
Chacha is going to go get some stuff from the store.
Honey, I think the stores are closed today.
Well, at least I'm going to try.
- But - Let's go play with the emus.
Do you know that emus can run up to, like, 45 miles an hour? - What is he doing? - That's how Fern calls Emily.
Hi.
Come on.
Come on.
[Chuckles.]
Emily is very sweet and Oh.
[Chuckling.]
Whoa.
I think that they like me.
No.
Elk's milk, no decent food, so these are root causes in my life, see? Oh, my parents, no.
Get me someplace open.
Arts and crafts are good for the soul.
Look what I made for my brother.
"Sorry you got lice," that's beautiful.
Want to see mine? Get it? Because I haul garbage to the dump for a living.
- It's for my current boyfriend.
- Yeah.
I get it.
I get it.
Mine is for Chad to make him happy.
- I fixed him.
- That's nice.
- What? - # Prepare to enter the rhythm # Hey, guys.
I could only get gas station food.
Hello? Guess I got to do this by myself, too.
Mom? Dad? Where are your pots and pans? [Drumming and chanting.]
Hey, I need one of those pots.
- Oh, Chacha! - Chacha.
You've come just in time.
No.
I just need some pots and pans to cook dinner.
Remember, Thanksgiving? Hey, Chad, why don't you just Huh? I've been saving that just for you.
It's not true.
She's been doing it all night.
- Keep drumming, Vu! - Okay.
Why are you guys so into this? Whoa.
There's a beehive in here, guys.
It's cool, Chacha.
The bees like the rhythm.
We all like the rhythm.
- But you're allergic.
- Who cares? I feel so free.
Yeah, Chad.
Come on.
These bees ain't hurting nobody.
- Now check this out.
- Stop.
There's a beehive right there.
Unh! Ouchy.
Guys, guys, stop.
This is a big deal.
Camden is allergic to bees.
Oh, it's cool.
We'll keep on playing.
I've got this.
Garlic, nature's medicine.
It's getting worse.
Give me your allergy pen.
- I don't think I can do it.
- You don't have to.
- We have plenty of herbal remedies.
- Fine.
I'll do it.
[Muffled groans.]
Uh [Rapid drumming.]
- Okay.
I'm going to do it.
- Come on, Chad.
Yeah.
I'm going to do it.
- Do it on three.
- What? - One.
- Two.
- No, wait.
- Three.
Ah! [Deflating.]
Oh, thank you.
[Panting.]
Proud of you.
You were like, "Bam, take that, allergies.
" - What a show.
- It was the best allergic reaction I've ever had.
Seriously?! What's happening? That was not a fun thing that just happened.
And no one cares about Thanksgiving dinner? We just don't need a fancy dinner.
The only rule of Thanksgiving is that everyone has to be together.
Hmm.
Oh, don't worry, honey.
He's probably just hungry.
No.
No.
It's our fault.
Chad has always tried so hard to be the responsible one in this family.
We can't have a good time if Chad is upset.
- We have to make this right.
- Aww.
Yeah.
For Chad.
[Coyote howling in distance.]
Huh? You got to chill out, man.
- Chill.
- I fixed him.
Chill out, Chacha.
You want me to chill out, huh? I can chill.
Yeah.
I can be chill.
I am Chacha, and I am chill! I'm chill! Just got to walk in there and Hey, sensing some chill vibes in here.
Huh? [Grunting.]
Cool.
[Music.]
Hey, Chad.
We're making dinner.
Hey, hon, you want some of this? You're a good man, Chacha.
Mwah.
- Who's hungry? - Oh.
You guys do care.
This is Huh? Just kidding.
We wouldn't eat Emily.
Oh, Dad.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
[Laughter.]
[Indistinct conversation.]
Early to bed Early to rise Picking my nose [Whistling.]