Kung Fu Panda Legends Of Awesomeness (2011) s03e27 Episode Script

1 Wa-cha! Ha! Ha! Hiyah! [Male announcer.]
And now Dreamworks' Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness.
[Grunts.]
[gong rings.]
Hear the legends of the kung fu panda [Scatting.]
Raised in a noodle shop never seeking glory or fame he climbed the mountaintop and earned the Dragon Warrior name Ooh! Ahh! Yah! kung fu panda [Scatting.]
Master Shifu saw the warrior blossom and master the skills of bodacious and awesome kung fu panda [Scatting.]
he lives and he trains and he fights with the Furious Five protect the valley, something, something something, something alive Ooh! Ahh! Uh! Kung Fu Panda Legends of Awesomeness Sweet! [Mysterious music.]
These'll fetch a pretty penny on the black market.
You know, it's kind of annoying the way you always state the obvious.
You think that's annoying? Wait till we kick your butts.
- Hai! - These are priceless.
- Don't let them get damaged.
- Hey, they don't want - the stuff to get dam - I know! [All grunting.]
- Hyah! - Hunh! - Back off, or the tapestry gets it! - No! It's 2,000 years old.
We are gonna walk out of here nice and easy, - and you - Shakabooey! - Aah! - Sorry I'm late.
- Po, look out for - I'm on it.
Hyah! Wah! [Gasps.]
[vase shatters.]
Po, be careful.
Oooh! Don't worry, I'm okay.
Aaa Hyah! - Po! - Just a minute.
[Punches landing, vases shattering.]
Unh! Done and done.
Now, what did you want to say? Po, you can't just blunder into situations like a panda in a china shop.
Well, this is China, and I'm a panda, so You know what I mean! You need to think before you act.
"Think before you act!" Think! But I'm the acty guy, not the thinky guy.
You're just mad because you couldn't handle those thieves without me.
We were handling them.
Sure, with some help from these guys, Lefty and Roger.
Aaaaahhh - Unh! - The Emperor! The Emperor! What about the Emperor? He's here! [All gasp.]
- The Emperor is here? - Unannounced? This is serious trouble.
Maybe he's just dropping by to say howdy.
The last time an Emperor dropped by the Jade Palace was hundreds of year ago, and he howdied seven people's heads off.
[Gulps.]
[Music.]
- Am I doing this right? - Be quiet! Should I be in the back 'cause I'm tall, or should I be in the front 'cause I'm the Dragon Warrior? Po! You are not to speak during ceremonial greetings.
Tremble in fear, and bow in respect to his most noble and imperious Emperor of all China! [Door creaks open.]
Hey there, party people.
[Relieved sighs, laughter.]
- We thought it was the Emperor.
- What's going on? Lu! Long time, no Gah! It's okay.
He's my old kung fu teacher.
Stand down, faithful guards.
They're so protective.
But that's the downside of becoming the Emperor.
Yeah, well, I guess What?! My grandfather retired and named me as his successor.
You're looking at Emperor Lu Kang, Ruler of all China.
He may be Emperor, but he's still a klutz.
You got that right.
[Straining.]
I just gotta hunh! Hunh I'm just gonna Anyway, in a couple days, I'm having my imperial ascension ceremony.
We scheduled it to coincide with the eclipse.
You can't have a good ascension ceremony without an eclipse.
It's really all the rage.
- Ahem.
- Oh, right, right, right.
Dragon Warrior, I want to introduce you to my chief advisor duke Zhihui.
- He is most impressive.
- Back at ya! And I want to introduce you to the duke's assistant, - Pangbing.
- I'm in charge of slop buckets.
Pangbing, you are not to speak during ceremonial greetings.
And last but not least, I want to introduce you to my new head of security You! [All gasp.]
- Wait, what? - It's a surprise, huh? Po, I'm appointing you to be head of imperial security.
For real! Oh, my gosh, Lu, this is the greatest honor ever! But are you sure? I mean Master Po, when I came here to learn kung fu, you were the only one who believed in me.
And now I believe in you.
- And fairies.
- Cool! This is gonna be great.
Tigress will be in charge of discipline, - Crane, you'll handle ankle bracelets - No, Po, you don't understand.
I just want you.
The Furious Five will remain here at the Jade Palace.
You mean, I have to leave my friends? - But But I - Your majesty, might I suggest one of the Furious Five as head of security? Perhaps Tigress, or Monkey.
Or really, anyone but Po.
- Huh? - Don't get me wrong.
Po has many fine qualities, such as all those qualities he has.
But he's not really management material.
Don't sugarcoat it, Shifu.
What do you really think? I'm sorry, Po.
Head of imperial security is a critical position.
The Emperor's life is in a constant state of peril.
- It is? - Yes, it is.
This job requires analysis, preparation, thinking, - not just acting.
- Hey, I can think while I act.
Can you now? Then answer this riddle "What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?" Oh, uh hmm - Now attack me.
- [Grunts.]
Okay.
I just Unh! Just gotta Hyah! Whoa.
[Repeated grunts.]
How big a barrel are we Unh.
Is it a feather? I'm sorry panda, you're just not a thinker.
- Your majesty - Ooh, is it two feathers? I'm thinky enough to do this job, right, guys? - "Thinky?" - Fine, then I'll prove you all wrong.
I can handle this.
- Lu, I accept your offer.
- Yay! [Muttering.]
[Pained groans.]
This is gonna be so great, Po! It'll be like a really long sleepover.
[Music.]
So, uh, I guess this is good-bye.
Don't stay away too long.
[Hand buzzer vibrates.]
Aah! [chuckles.]
I can't believe you still fall for that! Gonna miss you, buddy.
Ow! [Buzzer vibrates.]
Aah! Ooh.
- Take care of yourself, panda.
- [Strained voice.]
You too, Tigress.
Put a little of this in your tea every morning.
It'll help with that, uh, problem.
- Which problem? - Mmm Oh, right.
Thanks, bro.
I'm gonna miss you, man.
[Snorts, crying.]
Hmm? - Master Po.
- Master Shifu.
- Po, be careful.
- Be careful? You really think I'm gonna mess this up, don't you? Well, the Emperor thinks I can do it.
And so do I, master.
- See you around.
- Po [Sighs.]
Just be careful.
[music.]
Okay, men, while we're camped out for the night, Make sure to keep an eye out for any dan ger.
Carry on.
Oh, duke Zhihui, I wanted to talk to you about [Grumbles.]
Ehh, I don't think that duke guy likes me much.
That's okay.
He doesn't like anyone else either.
It's not just him.
Nobody here takes me seriously except for you.
- Maybe Shifu was right.
- Nonsense.
Nobody took Lu Kang seriously, and now look at him he's the Emperor.
He's instituted Friday pie days! Pie You're right, Pangbing.
Thanks.
You're a good friend.
I better check on Lu.
- A badger! - What? The thing you put in the barrel to make it lighter a badger.
- Oh, I don't think so.
- Dang! [Stomach gurgling.]
Whoa! Time for third dinner.
You keep thinking, Lu.
I'm gonna sniff out some food.
[Sniffing.]
[Straining.]
Oh! [Stomach growls.]
Haahhh Oh aah! That panda could ruin everything.
We'll have to escalate our plans.
Tonight we eliminate this so-called Dragon Warrior.
[Gasps.]
Then we move on the Emperor.
[Grunting.]
Lu Kang's days are numbered.
[Thud.]
[gasps.]
Uh [chuckles.]
What's up duke? Get that panda! He's He's a traitor! [Guards shouting.]
Lu Kang.
Lu Kang! [Shouting.]
Aaa! [Guards groan.]
- Lu Kang! - Time for pie? [Grunting.]
Waa-taa! - Lu! - Hey, what's going on? Zhihui is plotting against you.
- We gotta go.
- Well, that's no good.
Hey, do I have time to pack a few things? - No! - What are you doing? [Both yelling.]
Unh! [Straining.]
Oh, my gosh, that was so cool.
Can we do it again? [Strained voice.]
Maybe later.
Got to Got to rest.
Really? I could keep going for - Yeah, rest sounds good.
- Okay, what do we do now? We get you to the Jade Palace Where you'll be safe.
Come on.
Still thinking about that riddle? Don't tell me.
Is it a soap bubble? [panting.]
We'll be safe here.
[Both panting.]
[Scuffle.]
Ooh.
Haaah! [Groans.]
[Punches, grunts.]
Ooh.
Zhihui! Hooo Unh! Oh! Come on.
Here, this is an old access tunnel to the Jade Palace's emergency water supply.
We'll sneak in, and I can take Zhihui one on one! Look at you, all using your brain and stuff.
- Kinda hurts right in here.
- Yeah, I get that all the time.
[Water dripping.]
[Music.]
Hide here.
I'll capture Zhihui And force him to free Shifu and the Five.
[Panting.]
Ehh Yeep! [Grunts.]
What kept you? I've been standing behind that column for ages.
Unh! [Grunts, groans, cries.]
Raah! - Dah! - Ooh! But how? That was solid steel! And I'm solid Dragon Warrior.
Not that solid.
Farewell, Dragon.
[Clang.]
Unh! - Pangbing! You saved me.
- Is the Emperor all right? Don't worry, Lu's hiding over there behind that armor.
- Good to know.
- Huh? [Electricity crackles.]
- But I thought - Thinking was your first mistake! Huh? Ooh unh! Pangbing, I thought we were pals, but you you're some kind of evil sorceress lady! What tipped you off, the levitating or this? Hwah! Uh, a little of both.
Whoa! Yow! Aah! [Whimpering.]
Aah! [Panting.]
Unh! Get Lu Kang! - Yes, master.
- Why? Why are you doing this? My mystical order has been around since the dawn of the first dynasty.
We hoped to use our magic to promote peace and harmony amongst all, and enlighten the people.
But they were simple, stupid folk.
Fearing our power, they shunned us.
I explained our good intentions to the Emperor, but he was as ignorant as those he ruled and ordered our arrest.
I was the only one who escaped.
[Thunderclap.]
Over the centuries, I mastered the power that would allow me to take my revenge on the people and their tyrannical Emperor mind control.
Look, what that Emperor did to you was wrong, but it happened, like, a 1,000 years ago! You look great, by the way.
None of those that hurt you are even around anymore.
- Why mind control us? - Because I can! Except for Lu.
He's too simple to be controlled.
A mind that can only focus on one thing at a time - is impervious to my magic! - I like olives.
So I took control of duke Zhihui and the guards instead.
Soon I will control all the minds in China.
At the eclipse, I will perform the ritual of infusing, and my powers will increase a millionfold! To think this imbecile is the only thing that can ruin my plans.
- I am? - But you won't.
- I won't? - No! And neither will your idiot panda friend! Uh, that's idiot Dragon Warrior to you.
Gaa! Come on! After them! [Guards grunting.]
- Ow.
- Keep moving! [Growling.]
Aah! Aah! [War cry.]
This is going to be dramatic.
All: Aaah Ow.
Morning, head of security.
- I found some fruit for breakfast.
- Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
- Lu, those are pebbles.
- Oh.
I kinda wish I hadn't eaten so many of 'em, then.
[Pebbles clatter.]
You won't get away with this.
[Smack.]
Unh! They're headed towards the capital.
Yeah, so Pangbing can add them to her mind-controlled army during the eclipse.
But the eclipse is tomorrow.
We're running out of time.
What are we gonna do? And what do you put in a barrel to make it lighter? I don't know, Lu.
I've completely blown it.
Shifu was right.
I'm no good at thinking.
I'm no good at anything! I still believe in you, Po.
- And fairies.
- And fairies! [Sighs.]
There's no way we can stop Pangbing.
Nothing can.
[Gasps.]
Except you.
She said you could stop her.
But how? How?! Ooh! Ooh! I know, I know.
Call on me.
Call on me! Legend has it that long ago, during an eclipse, my great, great, great grand uncle, Emperor Shun, became all super-strong and stuff.
- Maybe that'll happen to me.
- That must be it.
At the eclipse, you'll become powerful enough to defeat Pangbing! Will I have huge rippling muscles and six-pack abs? - I don't see why not.
- Yay, me! We have to get you to the capital before the eclipse.
But how? We're gonna need help.
Really powerful help.
What, did you have a good happy idea or a bad frowny idea? Lu Kang, I present our powerful but evil help Taotai, master of machinery the mighty rhino, Hundun dreaded crime lord Tong Fo Temutai, Warrior-king of the Qidan and Fung and Gah-Ri these two guys who try really hard.
Aw, darn it! [clatter.]
Tong Fo: So, panda, now that we're free, how are you gonna stop us from running away? I'll tell you.
Tomorrow, during the eclipse, an evil sorceress is going to enslave everyone in China.
- Everyone, including you.
- I hate being enslaved.
It's one of my least-favorite things.
Our only hope is to put our differences aside and cooperate.
[Explosion.]
[Dramatic music.]
So what do you say, guys? Let's go save China! [Whack.]
Oh! Oh Oh huh? [Music.]
[Snoring.]
- Po, wake up.
- What? Morning, sleepy head.
You almost missed the meeting.
Meeting? [Gong crashes.]
Gentlemen, welcome to the very first meeting of what I hereby christen the Brotherhood of malfeasance.
Our first order of business: how best to obliterate the Dragon Warrior.
I say we burn him alive with a fire that burns and flames like a thousand suns of flaming burn.
- Alive! - No! I will bash his bones into dust with my own fists.
That would be nifty! Uh, normally, Gary and me would totally be into obliterating the Dragon Warrior, but [Clears throat.]
that usually, like, - just makes him mad.
- Enough jibber-jabber.
Let's deep six that black-and-white buffoon already.
[Ominous music.]
I can't believe I thought freeing the villains - was a good idea! - I don't know.
They seem nice.
[Roars.]
[Screams.]
[All grunting.]
See? Totally mad now.
- Ow! - Agh! [Dramatic drum beats.]
Oof! Aah! Hi-yah! [Grunts.]
Ow! Have you guys forgotten why we're here? Oh, uh, you want us to help you stop an evil sorceress from controlling the minds - of everyone in China, including ours.
- Thank you, Gah-Ri.
Pfft.
Suck-up.
[Crash.]
I know you hate me.
But is that more important than saving yourselves from having your minds zapped? We gotta stick together, or Pangbing will pick us off one by one.
Look, when it comes to planning and thinking, I'm a total loser.
And when it comes to being productive members of society, you're total losers too.
Uh, is this supposed to be a pep talk, guy? Yes, because I know that together, we can be winners.
Together we can defeat Pangbing, and together we can save all of China! Now, who's with me?! [All cheering.]
Nice speech, panda.
We're in.
Long live the Brotherhood of malfeasance! [All groaning.]
- Ohh! No.
- No.
[Engine roars.]
Taotie, this is amazing.
Where'd you get this thing? What self-respecting villain doesn't have a secretly hidden emergency escape blimp? True.
[Huffing and puffing.]
Guys, seriously.
It's someone else's turn.
- So where are we going, boss? - The capital.
Are you mad, or are you mad?! Lu's got to be in the capital when the eclipse starts.
It's gonna fill him with magical emperor mojo so he can take out Pangbing.
I'm also hoping it gives me super cool kung fu powers.
Hey-cho wi-cha! Wa-cho! Ya-ya-ba-ya! Hoy, hoy, cho! We cannot battle an entire city.
We have to, Temutai.
Lu's the key.
No matter what, we've got to keep him safe.
- W-W-Whoa! [Screaming.]
- Lu! - Did you have a backup plan? - Oh! [Grunts.]
[All screaming.]
[Dramatic music.]
Tong Fo, man the rudder.
Temutai, Hundun, spot me! Hi-yah! [Grunts.]
[Screaming.]
[Screaming.]
[Grunting.]
[Screams.]
[Grunts.]
[Triumphant music.]
- [Strains.]
Lu, you okay? - No, I'm not.
- Why? - Because that stupid riddle is still driving me crazy.
What do you put in a barrel to make it lighter? It makes no sense! - Bamboo! - No, I don't think Agh! [All groaning.]
We're alive.
I love that! [All cheering and laughing.]
[Crashes.]
Great teamwork, everybody.
You guys know what to do.
You heard the panda.
We have a witch to defeat! They totally respect you now, Po.
Shifu would be so proud.
- I just hope he and the Five are okay.
- I'm sure they're fine.
[Ominous music.]
[Laughs wickedly.]
Looks like your friend is on his way here to destroy me.
But I'll be ready for him.
Bring me the first victim.
[Grunting.]
Hoo-ah! Take her down.
We won't get another chance.
[All shouting battle cry.]
Po: There's the capitol.
Looks pretty un-break-in-able.
What do you think, Lu? I can see my imperial palace from here.
Oof! [Sighs.]
We're ready.
Where are the others? - Boom! - Huh? [Ominous music.]
- Whoa! Lookin' good, guys.
- Good? My Tripods of trepidation are works of sheer genius! [Roars.]
I love it! [Laughs insanely.]
[Grunts.]
Why do we build machines for war when we don't even have a plan for war? Who cares? When was the last time you went into battle and said, "Man, I wish I didn't have so many war machines"? [Laughs.]
True.
Well, it just so happens we do have a plan.
Po? Tong Fo did some recon and found that the north gate was lightly guarded.
Fung and Gah-Ri will create a diversion here Ooh, we could do a scene from the opera I'm writing.
Darn it, Gary, keep it simple! Allowing the war machines to enter here.
Total chaos ensues, and then Lu takes her out.
Uh, what do you guys think? I'm grudgingly impressed.
- Unfortunately, I am not.
- Shifu! You're okay! You're keeping very disreputable company, - Dragon Warrior.
- Where are the Five? We broke free and attacked Pangbing, but her magic was too great.
I escaped, but the others weren't so lucky.
Then we gotta move fast.
Guys, man the war machines.
No, she'll expect a frontal assault.
Stealth is our only hope.
- But I think - Oh, oh, you think? You thought you could handle being Lu's head of security.
You thought releasing these villains was a good idea.
It's time to leave the thinking to someone more qualified.
[All gasp.]
Whoa.
Your call, panda, but you better hurry.
The eclipse is about to start.
[Sighs.]
We'll go with Shifu's plan.
He knows better than I do.
That's the first sensible thing you've said.
Follow me.
Why must we wear these stupid disguises? I figured a little extra sneakiness wouldn't hurt.
Let's do this! [Sneaky music.]
I'll handle this.
Hello there, large man.
[Romantic music.]
Like what you see? - Um, not really.
- Liar! [Gong crashes.]
Subtle.
[All roaring and grunting.]
This way, quickly.
I totally make this look work.
[Doors creak.]
[Suspenseful music.]
Master Shifu, how'd you know this place was here? No time to explain.
Get inside the circle.
It's our only protection against Pangbing's magic.
But Something's wrong here.
Quit blathering and do as he says.
Master Shifu? - All hail Pangbing! - Huh? [Roars.]
Aah! - Oof! - Agh! [Stone crumbling.]
Po! [Groaning softly.]
Wow, like, he just totally saved our lives.
I say we avenge him.
That wouldn't be smart.
- The Five! - Ah, man! [Ominous music.]
[Grunts.]
Keep fighting.
Can't let her win.
How about it, boys? You can fight to save your friend, like he just did for you or you can go free.
Is this a trick? I'm just asking because I wish to know the answer to my question.
You're of no consequence to me, so leave now, before I change my mind.
Too bad, panda.
You had spunk.
- Good-bye, and farewell.
- Write me if you live.
- Kind of need to stay alive, guy.
- Sorry, Po.
Uh - Eh.
- Hmph.
Their minds will all belong to me soon enough.
- Hey! - You still lost, Pangbing! I got Lu here in time, and when the eclipse starts, he's gonna kick your sorcery butt! You idiot.
You did exactly what I needed you to do.
You said only Lu could foil your plan.
And he would have, if he wasn't here for the ritual.
- What? - For my powers to increase, I need to sacrifice one of imperial blood.
[Gasps.]
And that's just what you brought to me.
I would thank you, but it just seems too cruel.
But No! The eclipse is gonna make Lu super strong, just like it did his uncle.
I may have misremembered that story.
[Stammers.]
Then it's over.
I'm sorry, Lu.
I failed you.
Leave him alone, horrible, nasty lady! Mind-control me instead! I would if I could, but your feeble mind can't hold - more than one thought at a time.
- Huh? Po! Any last words before you become my minion? What do you put in a barrel to make it lighter? Worst last words ever.
[All chanting.]
Ni-te-ga kur-ta ba-e-de Ni-te-ga kur-ta ba-e-de [Dramatic drum beats.]
[Crowd shouting indistinctly.]
- Are we ready to begin? - Yes, my master.
The people are assembled.
The great cannons are being loaded to celebrate your triumph.
And the eclipse has begun.
Excellent.
Bring forth the prisoner.
[Crowd cheering.]
Help! Anybody? Emperor in peril here! They can't hear you, fool.
As far as they know, they're just here for your ascension ceremony.
- Po will find a way to stop you.
- I seriously doubt that.
[Dramatic music.]
Hail Pangbing! Say it ain't so, Po! [Laughs.]
And now the ritual begins.
[Music.]
What's happening? I'm all tickly.
And not in the way I like.
[Groans.]
[Thud.]
[Crowd screaming.]
Time to pay the pipers, witch! This is so cool! We're, like, 40 feet tall! It's nice to see you smile.
Stop them! [Together.]
Hail Pangbing.
[Grunts.]
- Hi-yah! - Ugh! - Hi-yah! - Ow! Don't just stand there! Attack! I hear and obey.
Wa-ha! Po, I thought you were hyp-Mo-tized.
Nope.
Check it out.
I countered her mind zap by focusing on only one thought: Shifu's riddle.
[Screams.]
Po! Fire! It is time.
Ni-te-ga kur-ta ba-e-de [Echoing.]
Ni-te-ga kur-ta ba-e-de [Gasps.]
What do you put in a barrel to make it lighter? Don't worry, everybody.
I'll [Eerie shimmering tones.]
Ah, man.
[All grunting and growling.]
Ow! Ooh! Ye-ow-ow! [Whimpering.]
The final victory is mine! [Laughs wickedly.]
[All grunting.]
Gotta stop Pangbing Yah! [Dramatic music.]
[Groans.]
[Screams.]
[Laughs.]
[Screaming.]
Darn it.
Aah Oof! [Gasps, groans.]
Okay, okay.
[Groans.]
Yah! [Whimpers.]
[Grunting.]
Aah! [Screams.]
[Grunting.]
[Groans.]
Is it [Groans.]
Uh, one second.
I just gotta catch my breath.
Wah! Hi-yah! [Grunting.]
Whoa! I'm coming for you, Pangbing! Oof! [Screams.]
[Heavy thud.]
Po! [Groans.]
[Grunting.]
Yours is the only mind left, panda.
Give it to me! What do you put in a barrel to make it lighter? What do you put in a barrel to make it lighter?! What do you put in a barrel to make it lighter? What do you put in a barrel to make it lighter?! That riddle can't protect you forever.
What do you put in a barrel to make it lighter?! Save yourself, Po! Play dead! Climb a tree! Jump in a hole! What do you put in a barrel Hole? [Gasps.]
Hole! Hoo-ah! Kitah! [Laughs wickedly.]
[Groans.]
Ohh.
[Laughing.]
Crowd: Hail Pangbing.
Hail Pangbing.
Hail Pangbing.
What? No! No.
I waited so long.
No! [Peaceful music.]
It worked! Whoo-hoo! Yes! What happened? You figured out the riddle, Lu.
I did? Huh.
That doesn't sound like me.
Well, you helped me figure it out.
To make a barrel lighter, you put a hole in it! Of course! And it's funny because it's true.
[Gasps.]
[Triumphant music.]
Panda, you did it.
I was wrong.
You are a thinker when you want to be.
- I'm very proud.
- Thanks, Master Shifu, But I couldn't have done it without Whoa! - Guys - Hey Oof! After all we've been through, you guys were gonna smash me? Uh, just looking for a return to normalcy.
- Of course.
- That's right.
- Yes, normal normalcy.
- Yeah, nothing personal.
Hi-yah! - Uh-oh.
- What? [Forced laughter.]
Sorry we can't stay.
We have a previous engagement with evil.
[click.]
[Taotai laughs wickedly.]
[Explosion.]
Fung: Darn it! And stay out! Crowd: Lu Kang! Lu Kang! Lu Kang! Lu Kang! Lu Kang! - Guys! - Not bad, panda.
[Laughs.]
Not bad? The big showoff just saved all of China! The main thing is, is that we're all together again.
Unfortunately, our time together will be brief.
Po is still Lu Kang's head of security.
He'll be staying here in the capital.
[Sighs.]
Sorry, guys.
The Emperor needs me.
Master Po, as your Emperor, I have this to say to you: - you're fired! - What? I do need you, Po, but China needs you more at the Jade Palace.
So get out of here, you knucklehead.
- Woo-hoo! - Yeah! - All right! - There he is! Hey, everybody, let's hear it for the Dragon Warrior! Huzzah! Crowd: Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!