Phineas and Ferb s03e27 Episode Script
Phineas and Ferb Family Christmas Special (15 min)
Ah, summer.
Sunny, warm, some might say hot It sure would be nice to cool off for a bit.
Any ideas? Well, while a visit to Antarctica does sound cool, I was thinking of a traditional family Christmas special.
All right, people, let's move it in.
Move it in! All right, lights, camera, sweaters.
Can't have Christmas without sweaters! And cue snow! And cue snow! That's more like it! Hit it, fellas! Ladies and gentlemen, it's the 12th annual Phineas and Ferb Family Christmas! Brought to you by Wintobreath toothpaste! Now with more inert ingredients.
Tonight, celebrate the holidays with Phineas, Ferb, and the whole Flynn-Fletcher family! With Isabella! Buford and Baljeet! Famous singer, Kelly Clarkson! And now your hosts, Phineas and Ferb! And now your hosts, Phineas and Ferb! Happy holidays, everybody! Welcome to our Family Christmas Special.
Come on in, put on a sweater, grab a hot cup of cocoa, and have a seat by one of those extras as we celebrate the holidays.
Who could that be? What'cha doin'? Why, it's Isabella! You know what I love best about this time of year? No.
Tell us! It's the music.
Like this little number, Let it Snow.
Like this little number, Let it Snow.
(Song: Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow) La, la la la, la la la La la la, la la la, la la la Oh, the weather outside is frightful But the fire is so delightful And since we've no place to go Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! It doesn't show signs of stopping And I've bought some corn for popping The lights are turned way down low Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! When we finally kiss goodnight How I'll hate going out in the storm But if you'll really hold me tight All the way home I'll be warm Well, the fire is slowly dying And, my dear, we're still good-bying But as long as you love me so Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow (Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow) Let it snow! What is all this? Ugh! Fake snow, fake house, and who are these people? Extras! Not me, I've got a speaking part.
But it's just this line.
So it's pretty much over now.
And where did you get those ugly sweaters? Hey! It's Christmas, Candace! It's the middle of summer.
Well, no sense waiting 'till the last minute.
Wait, are you guys taping this? Actually, we're live.
This is on TV right now? Yup.
I have to make a phone call.
Candace Flynn, everyone! Up next is our good friend Hey, where is Perry? I'm sorry, Agent P.
Carl's an extra in some Christmas show, and I don't know what Doof is doing today.
You know what, I'm just gonna send you over there blind.
Good luck! Perry! Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making Christmas in July.
Well, isn't that cute.
Do you happen to be standing near a television? I think there's a whole wall of them behind me.
Would you turn around and look at the TVs? Okay.
Tonight's special is brought to you by the good folks at Wintobreath toothpaste! Oh, you're right, Candace.
We do need toothpaste.
Thanks for reminding me.
Oh, wait wait! Noâ Ugh! Oh, how nice! A traditional Christmas special.
As my Granddad used to say "Lung me yellum reek and wits fulgey an'ool bool bay-a!!" What does that mean? Well, hopefully something festive.
You too, Dad? Merry Christmas, everybody! Wait, w-what's going on here? Is it Christmas already? What happened to fall? I'm totally unprepared.
Iâ I got to get my yuletide on, and fast! What's wrong, Phineas? You don't look very happy for Christmas Eve.
Everyone's come together for the holidays, but Perry's still not here.
He knows it's not really Christmas, right? Every family Christmas special needs a little false drama.
Ah Who could that be? It's famous singer Kelly Clarkson! Happy holidays, everyone! Oh, Kelly Clarkson, can you sing us a song? Oh, you guys don't wanna hear me sing.
Yeah! Yeah, we do! We do! Of course! Well, I don't really have anything prepared Oh, that's too bad.
Well, have a seat.
We'll have someone else sing.
Oh O-Okay.
Oh, Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated Oh, righty tighty, lefty loosey Oh, my decorations are almost done Perry the Platypus! How noel-y of you! For some reason, Christmas seemed to have snuck up on me this year, and I'm a bit behind on my shopping.
But, I have a solution.
The Transport-inator! To instantly transport me to the stores while everyone else is circling around looking for a parking spot.
I-It's not exactly evil, but it's slightly unfair.
Let the last minute shopping begin! Hey! Who's that coming down the chimney? Could it be? Oh! I am sorry, Phineas.
I seem to have broken your fire.
It's Baljeet! As long as you're here, how about a song? Well, it was going to be a duet, but Good King Wenceslas looked out (Song: Good King Wenceslas) On the Feast of Stephen Sorry, I'm late! I was busy doing some rewrites.
Rewrites? I've highlighted your parts.
Now sing along! Santa Claus and all his elves are making gifts for Buford! I don't think that's how it goes Nobody's asking you, nerd! Buford! You're completely disrespecting this classic song.
You're ignoring the historical context! King Wenceslas was a great man.
You have no idea what this song is about! I know all about this song! The words were by an English guy, the music's Scandinavian Wenceslas was five-foot-six, he kept his face unshaven Though just a duke throughout his life, he always ruled so justly His kingly title was conferred upon him posthumously Well, I stand corrected.
You seem to have a lot of information.
But if you know so much about it, why do you not sing the original song? I like my version better.
It's about me! Buford should get lots of gifts every Christmas season When I see presents just for me, it always is so pleasin' That is why I changed the words, to make this song more edgy If you don't like the way I sing, you'll get a Christmas wedgie! You know, if you guys want me to sing, I could certainly No, sit down.
Relax.
Don't worry about it.
Are you guys sure? 'Cause it wouldn't be No! We wouldn't want you to have to work on Christmas Eve! Oh Uh, okay.
I had one line earlier.
And now you have two.
Ooh! Whew! Hey, what's with the total lack of Christmas decorations this year? A-Are you guys just being lazy or what? A-Are you guys just being lazy or what? Wait, whaâ Wait, my packages! Customer vaporization in aisle 4.
A reverse button? Really? I guess you think you're pretty clever.
Not fruitcake! Now, where did he go? Well, still no sign of Perry, but we're running out of time! Perhaps we should open our presents.
Hey, look, everybody! It's Perry! We're all together after all.
This is the best Christmas ever! (Song: We Wish You A Merry Christmas) We wish you a merry Christmas We wish you a merry Christmas We wish you a merry Christmas And a happy New Year We wish you the best day ever And hope all your Christmas endeavors Are super-fun, amazing, and clever And that your New Year's rocks too Oh, come tell me what'cha doin' All my relatives just flew in From Mexico and Jerusalem For the holidays Both Christmas trees and menorahs It can be confusing for us When we break into a chorus Of "olé" (¡Olé!) And "oy vey" (Oy vey!) Good missions I'll give To Agents A through Z Carl, get away from that punch bowl! I'm saving that for me We wish you a Perry Christmas We wish you a Perry Christmas We wish you a Perry Christmas And aâ New Year And aâ New Year I wish for a calculator- Slash-Hindi-English translator To find a common denominator In both of my tongues Good wedgies I'll give To all of you nerds That's how I say "Merry Christmas" I ain't good with words I wish you would let me rule you In evil I'm going to school you I won't sugarcoat or fool you Your New Year's looks grim We wish your every endeavor Makes this the best Christmas ever And we're all so glad that we have never Mentioned figgy pudding Ugh.
How come the reverse switch works for Perry the Platypus, but not me? Hey, boys.
I heard you were doing Christmas in July.
Yes! Yes, they were! Andâ And i-it was actually really sweet.
And i-it was actually really sweet.
Wait.
Aren'tâ Aren't you Kelly Clarkson? Why, yes.
Yes, I am.
You're standing on my hand.
Oh, sorry! No, no, it was a huge honor.
Hey, since you're here, you wanna sing a song? Uh, you know I would love to.
Wait.
What's that? Oh, that's my Inator.
It's probably just gonna blow up.
I'm outta here! Curse you, Perry the Platypus! And to a lesser extent, Kelly Clarkson, although I do love her work.
It doesn't show signs of stopping And I've bought some corn for popping The lights are turned way down low Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! (La, la la la, la la la) Ah (La la la, la la la, la la la) Let it snow! (Let it snow) Oh (Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!) Let it snow!
Sunny, warm, some might say hot It sure would be nice to cool off for a bit.
Any ideas? Well, while a visit to Antarctica does sound cool, I was thinking of a traditional family Christmas special.
All right, people, let's move it in.
Move it in! All right, lights, camera, sweaters.
Can't have Christmas without sweaters! And cue snow! And cue snow! That's more like it! Hit it, fellas! Ladies and gentlemen, it's the 12th annual Phineas and Ferb Family Christmas! Brought to you by Wintobreath toothpaste! Now with more inert ingredients.
Tonight, celebrate the holidays with Phineas, Ferb, and the whole Flynn-Fletcher family! With Isabella! Buford and Baljeet! Famous singer, Kelly Clarkson! And now your hosts, Phineas and Ferb! And now your hosts, Phineas and Ferb! Happy holidays, everybody! Welcome to our Family Christmas Special.
Come on in, put on a sweater, grab a hot cup of cocoa, and have a seat by one of those extras as we celebrate the holidays.
Who could that be? What'cha doin'? Why, it's Isabella! You know what I love best about this time of year? No.
Tell us! It's the music.
Like this little number, Let it Snow.
Like this little number, Let it Snow.
(Song: Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow) La, la la la, la la la La la la, la la la, la la la Oh, the weather outside is frightful But the fire is so delightful And since we've no place to go Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! It doesn't show signs of stopping And I've bought some corn for popping The lights are turned way down low Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! When we finally kiss goodnight How I'll hate going out in the storm But if you'll really hold me tight All the way home I'll be warm Well, the fire is slowly dying And, my dear, we're still good-bying But as long as you love me so Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow (Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow) Let it snow! What is all this? Ugh! Fake snow, fake house, and who are these people? Extras! Not me, I've got a speaking part.
But it's just this line.
So it's pretty much over now.
And where did you get those ugly sweaters? Hey! It's Christmas, Candace! It's the middle of summer.
Well, no sense waiting 'till the last minute.
Wait, are you guys taping this? Actually, we're live.
This is on TV right now? Yup.
I have to make a phone call.
Candace Flynn, everyone! Up next is our good friend Hey, where is Perry? I'm sorry, Agent P.
Carl's an extra in some Christmas show, and I don't know what Doof is doing today.
You know what, I'm just gonna send you over there blind.
Good luck! Perry! Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making Christmas in July.
Well, isn't that cute.
Do you happen to be standing near a television? I think there's a whole wall of them behind me.
Would you turn around and look at the TVs? Okay.
Tonight's special is brought to you by the good folks at Wintobreath toothpaste! Oh, you're right, Candace.
We do need toothpaste.
Thanks for reminding me.
Oh, wait wait! Noâ Ugh! Oh, how nice! A traditional Christmas special.
As my Granddad used to say "Lung me yellum reek and wits fulgey an'ool bool bay-a!!" What does that mean? Well, hopefully something festive.
You too, Dad? Merry Christmas, everybody! Wait, w-what's going on here? Is it Christmas already? What happened to fall? I'm totally unprepared.
Iâ I got to get my yuletide on, and fast! What's wrong, Phineas? You don't look very happy for Christmas Eve.
Everyone's come together for the holidays, but Perry's still not here.
He knows it's not really Christmas, right? Every family Christmas special needs a little false drama.
Ah Who could that be? It's famous singer Kelly Clarkson! Happy holidays, everyone! Oh, Kelly Clarkson, can you sing us a song? Oh, you guys don't wanna hear me sing.
Yeah! Yeah, we do! We do! Of course! Well, I don't really have anything prepared Oh, that's too bad.
Well, have a seat.
We'll have someone else sing.
Oh O-Okay.
Oh, Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated Oh, righty tighty, lefty loosey Oh, my decorations are almost done Perry the Platypus! How noel-y of you! For some reason, Christmas seemed to have snuck up on me this year, and I'm a bit behind on my shopping.
But, I have a solution.
The Transport-inator! To instantly transport me to the stores while everyone else is circling around looking for a parking spot.
I-It's not exactly evil, but it's slightly unfair.
Let the last minute shopping begin! Hey! Who's that coming down the chimney? Could it be? Oh! I am sorry, Phineas.
I seem to have broken your fire.
It's Baljeet! As long as you're here, how about a song? Well, it was going to be a duet, but Good King Wenceslas looked out (Song: Good King Wenceslas) On the Feast of Stephen Sorry, I'm late! I was busy doing some rewrites.
Rewrites? I've highlighted your parts.
Now sing along! Santa Claus and all his elves are making gifts for Buford! I don't think that's how it goes Nobody's asking you, nerd! Buford! You're completely disrespecting this classic song.
You're ignoring the historical context! King Wenceslas was a great man.
You have no idea what this song is about! I know all about this song! The words were by an English guy, the music's Scandinavian Wenceslas was five-foot-six, he kept his face unshaven Though just a duke throughout his life, he always ruled so justly His kingly title was conferred upon him posthumously Well, I stand corrected.
You seem to have a lot of information.
But if you know so much about it, why do you not sing the original song? I like my version better.
It's about me! Buford should get lots of gifts every Christmas season When I see presents just for me, it always is so pleasin' That is why I changed the words, to make this song more edgy If you don't like the way I sing, you'll get a Christmas wedgie! You know, if you guys want me to sing, I could certainly No, sit down.
Relax.
Don't worry about it.
Are you guys sure? 'Cause it wouldn't be No! We wouldn't want you to have to work on Christmas Eve! Oh Uh, okay.
I had one line earlier.
And now you have two.
Ooh! Whew! Hey, what's with the total lack of Christmas decorations this year? A-Are you guys just being lazy or what? A-Are you guys just being lazy or what? Wait, whaâ Wait, my packages! Customer vaporization in aisle 4.
A reverse button? Really? I guess you think you're pretty clever.
Not fruitcake! Now, where did he go? Well, still no sign of Perry, but we're running out of time! Perhaps we should open our presents.
Hey, look, everybody! It's Perry! We're all together after all.
This is the best Christmas ever! (Song: We Wish You A Merry Christmas) We wish you a merry Christmas We wish you a merry Christmas We wish you a merry Christmas And a happy New Year We wish you the best day ever And hope all your Christmas endeavors Are super-fun, amazing, and clever And that your New Year's rocks too Oh, come tell me what'cha doin' All my relatives just flew in From Mexico and Jerusalem For the holidays Both Christmas trees and menorahs It can be confusing for us When we break into a chorus Of "olé" (¡Olé!) And "oy vey" (Oy vey!) Good missions I'll give To Agents A through Z Carl, get away from that punch bowl! I'm saving that for me We wish you a Perry Christmas We wish you a Perry Christmas We wish you a Perry Christmas And aâ New Year And aâ New Year I wish for a calculator- Slash-Hindi-English translator To find a common denominator In both of my tongues Good wedgies I'll give To all of you nerds That's how I say "Merry Christmas" I ain't good with words I wish you would let me rule you In evil I'm going to school you I won't sugarcoat or fool you Your New Year's looks grim We wish your every endeavor Makes this the best Christmas ever And we're all so glad that we have never Mentioned figgy pudding Ugh.
How come the reverse switch works for Perry the Platypus, but not me? Hey, boys.
I heard you were doing Christmas in July.
Yes! Yes, they were! Andâ And i-it was actually really sweet.
And i-it was actually really sweet.
Wait.
Aren'tâ Aren't you Kelly Clarkson? Why, yes.
Yes, I am.
You're standing on my hand.
Oh, sorry! No, no, it was a huge honor.
Hey, since you're here, you wanna sing a song? Uh, you know I would love to.
Wait.
What's that? Oh, that's my Inator.
It's probably just gonna blow up.
I'm outta here! Curse you, Perry the Platypus! And to a lesser extent, Kelly Clarkson, although I do love her work.
It doesn't show signs of stopping And I've bought some corn for popping The lights are turned way down low Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! (La, la la la, la la la) Ah (La la la, la la la, la la la) Let it snow! (Let it snow) Oh (Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!) Let it snow!