Regular Show (2010) s03e28 Episode Script
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Alright, here she comes.
Happy birthday, Margaret!.
Thanks guys! I'm gonna have to clean that up, you know.
- These are for you.
- Nice balloons.
They were on sale.
It sucks you have to work on your birthday.
Ugh.
Seriously.
Did you tell them? Hey, do you guys wanna come to my party tonight? Party? Yeah.
It's kind of last minute, but I'm celebrating at this cool club called "Box.
" Ugh.
Club? I'm bringing the cake.
I'll be there.
So, you in? I know you're not much of a dancer.
Are you kidding? I dance all the time.
You'll have to show me some moves, then.
- You got it.
- Great! The party ends at midnight, so don't be late.
Don't worry, we won't.
Man, why is Margaret having her party at a club? Clubs are so lame! Yeah, but you know what's not lame? Dancing with Margaret! It is when you dance like that.
I'm gonna show her my moves and then make my move, know what I'm sayin'? Time to dance with Margaret, let's get this party started! With cake we'll be rewarded! Is this it? Ugh! Why not they put signs in these places?! Yeah pretty cool no signs in these places.
Yeah pretty cool.
I hate clubs.
Ugh! Seriously though, how are we suppose to know? I know how to find out.
Sup' bro.
Sup little man.
Hey what are those loser waiting in line for? Just a dumb club "The Box".
Club is so dumb, thanks bro.
Yeah this is "The Box".
Aw sweet! Come one let's go to the line probably Margaret's waiting for us.
Okay, you.
Annnnnnnd, you.
Hi there.
Hey dude! We're here for a party.
Everyone's here to party man, get in line.
Dude, can you just check the list? Yeah, check the list, man.
Just Leave! You can't go you are not in the list.
Yes we are! Be quiet! Settle down! So you really think you're in the list? Yeah we're suppose to be here.
Alright.
Sorry man.
Wait! You didn't even ask our names! Yeah! What are your names? Mordecai and Rigby.
Oh Mordecai and Rigby! Ok! You're definitely not in the list! I don't believe you.
What? Lemme see the list.
You wanna see the list? Yeah.
Let me see the list! Ready get your minds blowin'? Cause here it is! That's right, nobody's on the list! Butbut Now wait in line with everyone else.
What do we do now? I'm calling Margaret.
She'll get us in.
Eileen, Have you seen Mordecai and Rigby? Not yet.
I wonder what's keeping them.
You think Mordecai knows you plan this last-minute party, Just so you can dance with him? Haha, very funny.
Maybe I should call them.
Don't worry, they'll show.
Just dance.
Hey, this is Margaret.
Leave a message.
She's not answering.
Come on man, let's just wait in this dumb line! Ugh! This is taking forever! First time here for you fellows? Yea Don't worry.
You'll get used to the waiting after a while.
Do you come here a lot? Every night man! Loves my dancing and mingling with the ladies.
Well, I love the idea of that stuff.
I've never actually been inside.
But it sounds like a lot of fun right? Can you imagine what it is like in there? Are you imagining? Wait, how long have you benn waitting to get in? About 11 years.
-Oh right! - Dat time! Whoa whoa whoa hold up guys, you! Come on! What?! Really? Yeah, come on.
Oh yes! 11 years! See ya in the other side, Suckas! Dude, what the heck? We were next! We wait in lines! What's the problem?! Problem is what you wearing.
There's no way I'll let you in lookin' like that.
What?! This shirt cost 10 dollars! I bought it online! Sorry guys.
But it's club's fashion rules.
Now I'm seeing is drew.
Ah what?! What the heck?! You let her in?! But her clothes is ridiculous! That's fashion fellows.
Wait, where are you goin'? You heard him, we gotta get some fashion.
Wow, look everybody! Wow! Who are they?! Yeah! I like it! I can't compete with that.
That's putting on clothes! Right this way.
Thank you.
Dude, I can't believe that worked! Pssst, Fashion? More like TRASHING! Dude this place is crazy nuts! Alright, stay together we gotta find It's Margaret! Margaret? Hey! We just got in! Mordedancing What? In the back.
What? In the back? Morde Hello! Hello! Hello? Okay dude, I think they're in the ba Rigby? Rigby? Rigby! Yes? Sorry, I'm just looking for a friend.
Well, here I am.
Nouh Dance with me! I like your style! Come with me! Actually I gotta meet my friend Margaret Yeah! Yeah! Beat plays on! AhThat's better.
So, what did you say your name was? UhMordecai.
But, look.
Mordecai, I like that.
I am Ladonna.
Uhhi, but seriously, I'm just here to dance with my friend Margaret, so I'm parched.
Waters please! Have you ever had them been in local water Mordecai? It is infused with Lathrop babies.
You have to try it.
I'm good, thanks.
Try it! Your look is screams high fashion.
Where did you get your ensemble? Err.
.
out there.
Australia?! Wonderful! We must go tonight, I have a jet.
Can you imagine the fun we will have.
Are you imagining? No, look, my friend Margaret is waiting for me in Get off me, man! Come on, we are just having fun.
What?! You don't allow that fun in this place? Rigby! Let go! Rigby! Did you find Margaret? No I was just dancing and these guys're kicking me out! What? This fashion reject is an embarrassment to our club, he's gotta go.
You're the reject! What is going on here? This is why clubs suck! You think you are better than everybody else? There's a dumb list that no one can get on? That weird baby water? This annoying music? Actually I like the music.
And now you're kicking my friend out because he's not wearing the right clothes? Well I'm not wearing the right clothes.
I got this stuff out at the trash.
Are you gonna kick me out too? Rigby is not an embarrassment, this stuck-up club is an embarrassment.
Well, I am the owner of this stuck-up club.
And I want you two gone.
What? Harvey, Lafayette.
Wh.
.
what? Wait! Held these losers out.
No! Please! Margaret is waiting for me! I probably could dance with her.
Not tonight,kid.
Let go of me! No! Margaret! Get him! Do you see her? Yeah! She's up ahead.
I got this.
In your face, SUCKAAAA!!! Thanks Rigby! Margaret! Margaret! Margah! This is the best night ever! Margaret, I made it! So how 'bout that? What? Forget it, Rigby.
It's after midnight.
Margaret probably went home by now.
Sorry man.
There's always next year.
Mordecai! Rigby! Margaret? We're just coming to look for you guys.
What happened? We just got kicked out of "The Box".
"The Box"? Why are you guys in there? That's where you say the party was.
I said "Box", not "The Box".
They're totally different.
Yeah, that place is waste stuck-up.
It was amazing.
Sorry we missed your party, Margaret.
It's alright.
We still have some cake inside.
Then why do we stand around here for? It better be chocolate.
Wait, Margaret.
Hold up.
What? Happy birthday.
Oh Mordecai, you didn't have to.
It's just a mixtape.
Oops, I mean, haha, who knows what it is.
Open it.
A mixtape! Where's the song list? It's a surprise.
You gotta listen to it.
Alright, let's listen to it.
What? Now? Hey dude, can we borrow this? Oh, sure thing! Ah, nice.
So, how 'bout that dance? Oh, okay.
Happy birthday, Margaret!.
Thanks guys! I'm gonna have to clean that up, you know.
- These are for you.
- Nice balloons.
They were on sale.
It sucks you have to work on your birthday.
Ugh.
Seriously.
Did you tell them? Hey, do you guys wanna come to my party tonight? Party? Yeah.
It's kind of last minute, but I'm celebrating at this cool club called "Box.
" Ugh.
Club? I'm bringing the cake.
I'll be there.
So, you in? I know you're not much of a dancer.
Are you kidding? I dance all the time.
You'll have to show me some moves, then.
- You got it.
- Great! The party ends at midnight, so don't be late.
Don't worry, we won't.
Man, why is Margaret having her party at a club? Clubs are so lame! Yeah, but you know what's not lame? Dancing with Margaret! It is when you dance like that.
I'm gonna show her my moves and then make my move, know what I'm sayin'? Time to dance with Margaret, let's get this party started! With cake we'll be rewarded! Is this it? Ugh! Why not they put signs in these places?! Yeah pretty cool no signs in these places.
Yeah pretty cool.
I hate clubs.
Ugh! Seriously though, how are we suppose to know? I know how to find out.
Sup' bro.
Sup little man.
Hey what are those loser waiting in line for? Just a dumb club "The Box".
Club is so dumb, thanks bro.
Yeah this is "The Box".
Aw sweet! Come one let's go to the line probably Margaret's waiting for us.
Okay, you.
Annnnnnnd, you.
Hi there.
Hey dude! We're here for a party.
Everyone's here to party man, get in line.
Dude, can you just check the list? Yeah, check the list, man.
Just Leave! You can't go you are not in the list.
Yes we are! Be quiet! Settle down! So you really think you're in the list? Yeah we're suppose to be here.
Alright.
Sorry man.
Wait! You didn't even ask our names! Yeah! What are your names? Mordecai and Rigby.
Oh Mordecai and Rigby! Ok! You're definitely not in the list! I don't believe you.
What? Lemme see the list.
You wanna see the list? Yeah.
Let me see the list! Ready get your minds blowin'? Cause here it is! That's right, nobody's on the list! Butbut Now wait in line with everyone else.
What do we do now? I'm calling Margaret.
She'll get us in.
Eileen, Have you seen Mordecai and Rigby? Not yet.
I wonder what's keeping them.
You think Mordecai knows you plan this last-minute party, Just so you can dance with him? Haha, very funny.
Maybe I should call them.
Don't worry, they'll show.
Just dance.
Hey, this is Margaret.
Leave a message.
She's not answering.
Come on man, let's just wait in this dumb line! Ugh! This is taking forever! First time here for you fellows? Yea Don't worry.
You'll get used to the waiting after a while.
Do you come here a lot? Every night man! Loves my dancing and mingling with the ladies.
Well, I love the idea of that stuff.
I've never actually been inside.
But it sounds like a lot of fun right? Can you imagine what it is like in there? Are you imagining? Wait, how long have you benn waitting to get in? About 11 years.
-Oh right! - Dat time! Whoa whoa whoa hold up guys, you! Come on! What?! Really? Yeah, come on.
Oh yes! 11 years! See ya in the other side, Suckas! Dude, what the heck? We were next! We wait in lines! What's the problem?! Problem is what you wearing.
There's no way I'll let you in lookin' like that.
What?! This shirt cost 10 dollars! I bought it online! Sorry guys.
But it's club's fashion rules.
Now I'm seeing is drew.
Ah what?! What the heck?! You let her in?! But her clothes is ridiculous! That's fashion fellows.
Wait, where are you goin'? You heard him, we gotta get some fashion.
Wow, look everybody! Wow! Who are they?! Yeah! I like it! I can't compete with that.
That's putting on clothes! Right this way.
Thank you.
Dude, I can't believe that worked! Pssst, Fashion? More like TRASHING! Dude this place is crazy nuts! Alright, stay together we gotta find It's Margaret! Margaret? Hey! We just got in! Mordedancing What? In the back.
What? In the back? Morde Hello! Hello! Hello? Okay dude, I think they're in the ba Rigby? Rigby? Rigby! Yes? Sorry, I'm just looking for a friend.
Well, here I am.
Nouh Dance with me! I like your style! Come with me! Actually I gotta meet my friend Margaret Yeah! Yeah! Beat plays on! AhThat's better.
So, what did you say your name was? UhMordecai.
But, look.
Mordecai, I like that.
I am Ladonna.
Uhhi, but seriously, I'm just here to dance with my friend Margaret, so I'm parched.
Waters please! Have you ever had them been in local water Mordecai? It is infused with Lathrop babies.
You have to try it.
I'm good, thanks.
Try it! Your look is screams high fashion.
Where did you get your ensemble? Err.
.
out there.
Australia?! Wonderful! We must go tonight, I have a jet.
Can you imagine the fun we will have.
Are you imagining? No, look, my friend Margaret is waiting for me in Get off me, man! Come on, we are just having fun.
What?! You don't allow that fun in this place? Rigby! Let go! Rigby! Did you find Margaret? No I was just dancing and these guys're kicking me out! What? This fashion reject is an embarrassment to our club, he's gotta go.
You're the reject! What is going on here? This is why clubs suck! You think you are better than everybody else? There's a dumb list that no one can get on? That weird baby water? This annoying music? Actually I like the music.
And now you're kicking my friend out because he's not wearing the right clothes? Well I'm not wearing the right clothes.
I got this stuff out at the trash.
Are you gonna kick me out too? Rigby is not an embarrassment, this stuck-up club is an embarrassment.
Well, I am the owner of this stuck-up club.
And I want you two gone.
What? Harvey, Lafayette.
Wh.
.
what? Wait! Held these losers out.
No! Please! Margaret is waiting for me! I probably could dance with her.
Not tonight,kid.
Let go of me! No! Margaret! Get him! Do you see her? Yeah! She's up ahead.
I got this.
In your face, SUCKAAAA!!! Thanks Rigby! Margaret! Margaret! Margah! This is the best night ever! Margaret, I made it! So how 'bout that? What? Forget it, Rigby.
It's after midnight.
Margaret probably went home by now.
Sorry man.
There's always next year.
Mordecai! Rigby! Margaret? We're just coming to look for you guys.
What happened? We just got kicked out of "The Box".
"The Box"? Why are you guys in there? That's where you say the party was.
I said "Box", not "The Box".
They're totally different.
Yeah, that place is waste stuck-up.
It was amazing.
Sorry we missed your party, Margaret.
It's alright.
We still have some cake inside.
Then why do we stand around here for? It better be chocolate.
Wait, Margaret.
Hold up.
What? Happy birthday.
Oh Mordecai, you didn't have to.
It's just a mixtape.
Oops, I mean, haha, who knows what it is.
Open it.
A mixtape! Where's the song list? It's a surprise.
You gotta listen to it.
Alright, let's listen to it.
What? Now? Hey dude, can we borrow this? Oh, sure thing! Ah, nice.
So, how 'bout that dance? Oh, okay.