Impractical Jokers (2017) s03e29 Episode Script
B-I-N-G-NO
narrator: Coming up, why is murr going undercover? that'll be $3, please.
Murr going undercover? that'll be $3, please.
[ laughs .]
that'll be $3, please.
[ laughs .]
narrator: What's got q living [ laughs .]
narrator: What's got q living hand to mouth? narrator: What's got q living hand to mouth? [ laughter .]
Hand to mouth? [ laughter .]
what?! [ laughter .]
what?! narrator: And which losing what?! narrator: And which losing joker wishes bingo wasn't his narrator: And which losing joker wishes bingo wasn't his name-o? Joker wishes bingo wasn't his name-o? bingo! Name-o? bingo! [ laughter .]
bingo! [ laughter .]
prepare for something [ laughter .]
prepare for something amazing.
prepare for something amazing.
hey, mustache, what's up? Amazing.
hey, mustache, what's up? [ laughter .]
hey, mustache, what's up? [ laughter .]
i want my mommy! [ laughter .]
i want my mommy! [ laughter .]
i want my mommy! [ laughter .]
i will never forgive you! [ laughter .]
i will never forgive you! larry! i will never forgive you! larry! [ laughter .]
today we're working behind the counter at world-famous katz's delicatessen in The counter at world-famous katz's delicatessen in new york city! we are gonna have to do and say whatever we're told.
Say whatever we're told.
and if you refuse, you lose! and if you refuse, you lose! i'm gonna throw pastrami all i'm gonna throw pastrami all up in this mother! Up in this mother! all right, murr, you're up.
all right, murr, you're up.
wow.
This is packed.
wow.
This is packed.
Hi, hon.
Hi, hon.
italian bread.
italian bread.
tell her to stand up.
i'm sorry -- [ laughs .]
tell her to stand up.
i'm sorry -- [ laughs .]
i'm sorry.
Can you stand up? i'm sorry -- [ laughs .]
i'm sorry.
Can you stand up? what? I'm sorry.
Can you stand up? what? [ laughter .]
what? [ laughter .]
"your mother's very poquito.
" [ laughter .]
"your mother's very poquito.
" [ laughter .]
"your mother's very poquito.
" [ laughter .]
tu mama is muy poquito.
[ laughter .]
tu mama is muy poquito.
okay.
tu mama is muy poquito.
okay.
[ laughter .]
okay.
[ laughter .]
murr, just take a picture of [ laughter .]
murr, just take a picture of the mother with your phone.
murr, just take a picture of the mother with your phone.
you're from brooklyn? The mother with your phone.
you're from brooklyn? yeah.
you're from brooklyn? yeah.
[ camera shutter clicks .]
yeah.
[ camera shutter clicks .]
[ laughter .]
[ camera shutter clicks .]
[ laughter .]
hey, you know what, murr? [ laughter .]
hey, you know what, murr? Take a picture of the son now.
hey, you know what, murr? Take a picture of the son now.
hey, my folks actually grew Take a picture of the son now.
hey, my folks actually grew up in -- my folks grew up in hey, my folks actually grew up in -- my folks grew up in downtown brooklyn.
Up in -- my folks grew up in downtown brooklyn.
[ laughter .]
Downtown brooklyn.
[ laughter .]
then they moved [laughing.]
to [ laughter .]
then they moved [laughing.]
to staten island.
Then they moved [laughing.]
to staten island.
make them move in, stand next Staten island.
make them move in, stand next to each other.
make them move in, stand next to each other.
just stand closer.
To each other.
just stand closer.
[ laughter .]
just stand closer.
[ laughter .]
murr, keep having them do [ laughter .]
murr, keep having them do different poses, but don't say murr, keep having them do different poses, but don't say anything.
Different poses, but don't say anything.
[ laughs .]
here we go.
Anything.
[ laughs .]
here we go.
[ laughter .]
[ laughs .]
here we go.
[ laughter .]
[ camera shutter clicks .]
oh, gee.
[ laughter .]
[ camera shutter clicks .]
[ laughter .]
[ camera shutter clicks .]
so good.
There you go.
[ camera shutter clicks .]
so good.
There you go.
[ laughter .]
so good.
There you go.
[ laughter .]
how are you, sir? [ laughter .]
how are you, sir? good.
How are you, sir? good.
oh, great.
good.
oh, great.
murr, i want you to take an oh, great.
murr, i want you to take an order, but no matter what they murr, i want you to take an order, but no matter what they order, just look completely Order, but no matter what they order, just look completely perplexed.
Order, just look completely perplexed.
okay, so how can i help you, Perplexed.
okay, so how can i help you, sir? okay, so how can i help you, sir? What would you like? Sir? What would you like? pastrami, lots of mustard on What would you like? pastrami, lots of mustard on it.
pastrami, lots of mustard on it.
pastrami? It.
pastrami? [ laughter .]
pastrami? [ laughter .]
a sandwich? [ laughter .]
a sandwich? yeah.
A sandwich? yeah.
[ laughter .]
yeah.
[ laughter .]
huh.
[ laughter .]
huh.
[ laughter .]
huh.
[ laughter .]
pastrami? [ laughter .]
pastrami? Food? Pastrami? Food? what's that? Food, yeah.
Food? what's that? Food, yeah.
[ laughter .]
what's that? Food, yeah.
[ laughter .]
pastrami on rye with mustard! [ laughter .]
how you doing? hey, joe.
how you doing? hey, joe.
yeah.
hey, joe.
yeah.
"santiago send this guy?" yeah.
"santiago send this guy?" this guy.
this guy.
he looks like santiago's guy.
you said your brother sent he looks like santiago's guy.
you said your brother sent you? you said your brother sent you? i'm sorry? You? i'm sorry? santiago? i'm sorry? santiago? Santiago's your brother? santiago? Santiago's your brother? no.
Santiago's your brother? no.
santiago sent you? no.
santiago sent you? no.
santiago sent you? no.
are you one of santiago's no.
are you one of santiago's people? [ laughs .]
you work for santiago on the you work for santiago on the street? no.
Street? no.
[ laughter .]
no.
[ laughter .]
"tell santiago i'll pay him.
" [ laughter .]
"tell santiago i'll pay him.
" tell santiago i'm gonna pay "tell santiago i'll pay him.
" tell santiago i'm gonna pay him.
tell santiago i'm gonna pay him.
tell him he'll get his $5.
Him.
tell him he'll get his $5.
he'll get his $5.
tell him he'll get his $5.
he'll get his $5.
[ laughter .]
he'll get his $5.
[ laughter .]
tell me you'll tell him.
[ laughter .]
tell me you'll tell him.
i'll tell him.
Tell me you'll tell him.
i'll tell him.
so you are from santiago.
i'll tell him.
so you are from santiago.
[ laughter .]
Hey.
How's it going, man? "my dude!" my dude.
"my dude!" my dude.
"you got a real strong my dude.
"you got a real strong eyebrow game going for you.
" "you got a real strong eyebrow game going for you.
" [ laughter .]
Eyebrow game going for you.
" [ laughter .]
you got a real strong eyebrow [ laughter .]
you got a real strong eyebrow game going.
you got a real strong eyebrow game going.
[ laughs .]
Game going.
[ laughs .]
you want to scream towards [ laughs .]
you want to scream towards the kitchen? you want to scream towards the kitchen? we got a guy here that will The kitchen? we got a guy here that will appreciate your eyebrow game.
we got a guy here that will appreciate your eyebrow game.
We got benny.
Appreciate your eyebrow game.
We got benny.
Benny! We got benny.
Benny! Eyebrow game up top! Benny! Eyebrow game up top! [ laughs .]
Eyebrow game up top! [ laughs .]
he knows what i'm talking [ laughs .]
he knows what i'm talking about.
he knows what i'm talking about.
Benny.
About.
Benny.
Benny! Benny.
Benny! Benny.
Benny! Benny.
joe, get benny's attention, Benny.
joe, get benny's attention, man.
joe, get benny's attention, man.
the game, though, benny.
Man.
the game, though, benny.
You remember the brow game we the game, though, benny.
You remember the brow game we were talking, benny? You remember the brow game we were talking, benny? He got them eyebrows, though.
Were talking, benny? He got them eyebrows, though.
[ laughter .]
He got them eyebrows, though.
[ laughter .]
benny.
[ laughter .]
benny.
everybody's staring.
Benny.
everybody's staring.
Everyone in the whole everybody's staring.
Everyone in the whole restaurant.
Everyone in the whole restaurant.
benny! Restaurant.
benny! Benjamin, the brow game! benny! Benjamin, the brow game! Getting down with the brow game, Benjamin, the brow game! Getting down with the brow game, benny! Getting down with the brow game, benny! "wait, benny got off at 3:00.
Benny! "wait, benny got off at 3:00.
What the hell am i talking "wait, benny got off at 3:00.
What the hell am i talking about?" What the hell am i talking about?" oh, oh, benny got off at About?" oh, oh, benny got off at oh, oh, benny got off at [ laughter .]
all right.
Let's get this party started.
Let's get this party started.
q.
q.
yeah? yeah? grab a piece of pastrami, grab a piece of pastrami, duck down, and hand it to Duck down, and hand it to somebody over the counter.
Somebody over the counter.
[ laughter .]
[ laughter .]
how weird was that? brian, right? how weird was that? brian, right? yes.
brian, right? yes.
noel.
yes.
noel.
hey! From blockbuster! noel.
hey! From blockbuster! what?! From blockbuster?! hey! From blockbuster! what?! From blockbuster?! come on.
what?! From blockbuster?! come on.
q used to work in blockbuster come on.
q used to work in blockbuster in high school.
q used to work in blockbuster in high school.
blockbuster closed, so they In high school.
blockbuster closed, so they gave me a job here, you know? blockbuster closed, so they gave me a job here, you know? "i used to breed and sell Gave me a job here, you know? "i used to breed and sell puppies out of the back room.
" "i used to breed and sell puppies out of the back room.
" i used to -- i used to breed Puppies out of the back room.
" i used to -- i used to breed and sell puppies out of the back i used to -- i used to breed and sell puppies out of the back room.
And sell puppies out of the back room.
did you? Room.
did you? yeah.
Never told anybody.
did you? yeah.
Never told anybody.
[ laughter .]
yeah.
Never told anybody.
[ laughter .]
look at the guy's face! [ laughter .]
look at the guy's face! what you been up to, bud? look at the guy's face! what you been up to, bud? Long time, no talk.
what you been up to, bud? Long time, no talk.
Long time, no talk.
oh, yeah.
oh, yeah.
"i just got out of prison.
" oh, yeah.
"i just got out of prison.
" yeah, i'm at katz's deli now, "i just got out of prison.
" yeah, i'm at katz's deli now, you know.
yeah, i'm at katz's deli now, you know.
I had that little trouble with You know.
I had that little trouble with the, you know, prison thing.
I had that little trouble with the, you know, prison thing.
[ laughter .]
The, you know, prison thing.
[ laughter .]
"dude, we're friends, right?" [ laughter .]
"dude, we're friends, right?" dude, we go way back, right? "dude, we're friends, right?" dude, we go way back, right? yeah.
dude, we go way back, right? yeah.
"listen, can i borrow yeah.
"listen, can i borrow "listen, can i borrow [ laughter .]
[ laughter .]
can i borrow 100 bucks? [ laughter .]
can i borrow 100 bucks? $100? can i borrow 100 bucks? $100? yeah.
$100? yeah.
holy [bleep.]
yeah.
holy [bleep.]
i think i got $100.
Hang on.
holy [bleep.]
i think i got $100.
Hang on.
cool, man.
This is great.
i think i got $100.
Hang on.
cool, man.
This is great.
This is great, you know.
cool, man.
This is great.
This is great, you know.
oh, my god! This is great, you know.
oh, my god! look at this guy, how oh, my god! look at this guy, how confused this guy is! look at this guy, how confused this guy is! $200.
Confused this guy is! $200.
$200.
$200.
$200.
$200.
$200.
$200.
thank you, man.
Thank you.
$200.
thank you, man.
Thank you.
is that all right? thank you, man.
Thank you.
is that all right? all right.
Thank you.
[ laughter .]
that guy's a real friend, man.
that guy's a real friend, man.
i'm the real winner.
Man.
i'm the real winner.
[ laughter .]
i'm the real winner.
[ laughter .]
sal, get caught by a customer [ laughter .]
sal, get caught by a customer stealing tips from the tip jar.
sal, get caught by a customer stealing tips from the tip jar.
[ laughter .]
Stealing tips from the tip jar.
[ laughter .]
[ laughter .]
[ laughter .]
keep distracting coworkers and taking money.
Keep distracting coworkers and taking money.
can you get over there Taking money.
can you get over there something? can you get over there something? [ laughter .]
Something? [ laughter .]
oh, can you get me that, man? [ laughter .]
oh, can you get me that, man? Thank you so much, man.
Oh, can you get me that, man? Thank you so much, man.
[ laughter .]
Thank you so much, man.
[ laughter .]
[ laughter .]
[ laughter .]
[ laughter .]
sal, he's your accomplice.
[ laughter .]
sal, he's your accomplice.
Tip him now.
sal, he's your accomplice.
Tip him now.
yeah.
Tip him now.
yeah.
that's your piece.
yeah.
that's your piece.
That's your piece.
that's your piece.
That's your piece.
[ laughter .]
That's your piece.
[ laughter .]
how you doing, bub? [ laughter .]
how you doing, bub? Try that, huh? How you doing, bub? Try that, huh? sal, stare at him and keep Try that, huh? sal, stare at him and keep nodding.
sal, stare at him and keep nodding.
yeah.
Nodding.
yeah.
yeah.
yeah.
yeah.
pastrami.
yeah.
pastrami.
oh, yeah.
That's it.
pastrami.
oh, yeah.
That's it.
ooh! oh, yeah.
That's it.
ooh! [ laughter .]
ooh! [ laughter .]
that's it.
[ laughter .]
that's it.
Yeah? that's it.
Yeah? No? Yeah? No? Yeah.
No? Yeah.
[ laughter .]
Yeah.
[ laughter .]
no, no, no, no.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No? no.
No? no.
eh? no.
eh? oh, eh? Mm.
eh? oh, eh? Mm.
Eh? oh, eh? Mm.
Eh? [ laughs .]
Eh? [ laughs .]
[ laughs .]
[ laughs .]
[ laughs .]
[ goofy laugh .]
[ laughs .]
[ goofy laugh .]
yeah.
[ goofy laugh .]
yeah.
[ babbling .]
yeah.
[ babbling .]
what?! [ babbling .]
what?! [ laughter .]
what?! [ laughter .]
no one got into a pickle, so [ laughter .]
no one got into a pickle, so all four jokers are safe from no one got into a pickle, so all four jokers are safe from the loser board.
All four jokers are safe from the loser board.
we are in union square park The loser board.
we are in union square park selling popsicles.
while selling the cool treats, we got to do and say Treats, we got to do and say what the other guys tell us.
What the other guys tell us.
if you refuse any of it, you if you refuse any of it, you lose.
Lose.
[ laughing .]
oh, my god! [ laughing .]
oh, my god! Are you insane? Are you insane? dollar pops.
Dollar pops.
dollar pops.
Dollar pops.
Dollar pops.
Dollar pops.
Don't.
joe, joe, you'll give it to him.
Him.
You just got to film him eat.
You just got to film him eat.
[ laughter .]
[ laughter .]
there you go.
there you go.
You mind if i film you while you You mind if i film you while you eat it? Eat it? [ laughter .]
[ laughter .]
one second, bud.
one second, bud.
I'm just gonna film him while he I'm just gonna film him while he eats this.
Eats this.
[ laughter .]
[ laughter .]
this is weird.
This is weird.
[ laughter .]
[ laughter .]
all right, where's the all right, where's the napkins? Napkins? i don't have any napkins.
i don't have any napkins.
Sorry, man.
Sorry, man.
[ laughs .]
[ laughs .]
hey, bud.
How are you? Hey, bud.
How are you? Good.
Good.
you just realized you you just realized you misplaced your gun.
they got the city hall Misplaced your gun.
they got the city hall licenses.
they got the city hall licenses.
It's like a two-week process.
Licenses.
It's like a two-week process.
I lost my gun.
It's like a two-week process.
I lost my gun.
"have you seen a gun around I lost my gun.
"have you seen a gun around here?" "have you seen a gun around here?" have you seen a sidearm? Here?" have you seen a sidearm? [ laughter .]
have you seen a sidearm? [ laughter .]
go by the kid's feet.
[ laughter .]
go by the kid's feet.
might by these kid's feet.
go by the kid's feet.
might by these kid's feet.
Sorry.
Just step back.
might by these kid's feet.
Sorry.
Just step back.
I lost my gun.
Sorry.
Just step back.
I lost my gun.
[ laughter .]
I lost my gun.
[ laughter .]
grape and raspberry? [ laughter .]
grape and raspberry? yeah.
Grape and raspberry? yeah.
got you.
[ laughs .]
yeah.
got you.
[ laughs .]
but not with my gun 'cause i got you.
[ laughs .]
but not with my gun 'cause i lost mine.
But not with my gun 'cause i lost mine.
[ laughter .]
Lost mine.
[ laughter .]
hi.
hi.
three raspberries.
Okay.
And there's no firearm by your three raspberries.
Okay.
And there's no firearm by your feet? And there's no firearm by your feet? The serial number's shaved off Feet? The serial number's shaved off the sides.
The serial number's shaved off the sides.
[ laughter .]
The sides.
[ laughter .]
what's up, scoopneck? I just don't know.
Do you see a gun? [ laughter .]
Do you see a gun? [ laughter .]
[ siren wails .]
[ laughter .]
[ siren wails .]
oh [bleep.]
[ siren wails .]
oh [bleep.]
oh, i better find my gun.
Oh, i better find my gun.
[ laughter .]
dollar ice pops.
Dollar ice pops.
Dollar ice pops.
Ice pops made from my love.
Ice pops made from my love.
made from love or made with made from love or made with love? Love? made from my love.
made from my love.
[ laughter .]
hi, guys.
[ laughter .]
hi, guys.
Would you like an ice pop? Hi, guys.
Would you like an ice pop? Okay, what flavor would you Would you like an ice pop? Okay, what flavor would you like? Okay, what flavor would you like? Perfect.
Yes.
Like? Perfect.
Yes.
Raspberry? Okay.
Raspberry? Okay.
"oh, the raspberry we keep all the way on the bottom.
" "oh, the raspberry we keep all the way on the bottom.
" oh, the raspberry's all the All the way on the bottom.
" oh, the raspberry's all the way on the bottom.
oh, the raspberry's all the way on the bottom.
"so let me go get it.
" Way on the bottom.
"so let me go get it.
" [ laughter .]
"so let me go get it.
" [ laughter .]
so dig down to the bottom and [ laughter .]
so dig down to the bottom and get it.
So dig down to the bottom and get it.
three raspberries? Okay.
Get it.
three raspberries? Okay.
Oh, here it is.
I see it.
three raspberries? Okay.
Oh, here it is.
I see it.
as far in as you can go.
Oh, here it is.
I see it.
as far in as you can go.
[ laughter .]
do the transaction from inside the thing.
hold on, i see it, i see it, Inside the thing.
hold on, i see it, i see it, i see it.
hold on, i see it, i see it, i see it.
That'll be $3, please.
I see it.
That'll be $3, please.
[ laughter .]
That'll be $3, please.
[ laughter .]
great.
Thanks so much.
[ laughter .]
great.
Thanks so much.
[ grunts .]
Great.
Thanks so much.
[ grunts .]
can i keep the change? [ grunts .]
can i keep the change? You damn right i'm keeping the Can i keep the change? You damn right i'm keeping the change.
You damn right i'm keeping the change.
[ laughter .]
Change.
[ laughter .]
thanks.
Have a great day.
[ laughter .]
thanks.
Have a great day.
[ laughs .]
Thanks.
Have a great day.
[ laughs .]
yes, you can.
[ laughs .]
yes, you can.
wow, it looks like those pops yes, you can.
wow, it looks like those pops are really far down.
wow, it looks like those pops are really far down.
Crawl into the cooler.
Are really far down.
Crawl into the cooler.
oh [bleep.]
Crawl into the cooler.
oh [bleep.]
[ laughter .]
oh [bleep.]
[ laughter .]
okay, let me just, um [ laughter .]
okay, let me just, um Give me one second.
Okay, let me just, um Give me one second.
I'm just gonna get in real Give me one second.
I'm just gonna get in real quick.
I'm just gonna get in real quick.
I got it, i got it, i got it, i Quick.
I got it, i got it, i got it, i got it, i got it, i got it.
I got it, i got it, i got it, i got it, i got it, i got it.
oh, gentlemen, i'll be right Got it, i got it, i got it.
oh, gentlemen, i'll be right back.
oh, gentlemen, i'll be right back.
[ laughs .]
Back.
[ laughs .]
i got it.
[ laughs .]
i got it.
You wanted the orange, you said? i got it.
You wanted the orange, you said? [ humming .]
You wanted the orange, you said? [ humming .]
i am sorry.
[ humming .]
i am sorry.
We're closed for the day, I am sorry.
We're closed for the day, actually.
We're closed for the day, actually.
hey, hey, hey! Actually.
hey, hey, hey! [ laughter .]
hey, hey, hey! [ laughter .]
yeah, we're just gonna close [ laughter .]
yeah, we're just gonna close down for the day.
yeah, we're just gonna close down for the day.
it's not funny, q! Down for the day.
it's not funny, q! thank you.
it's not funny, q! thank you.
stop -- thank you.
stop -- this is not -- [ laughs .]
stop -- this is not -- [ laughs .]
spin it, spin it, spin it.
This is not -- [ laughs .]
spin it, spin it, spin it.
q, you -- what the [bleep.]
spin it, spin it, spin it.
q, you -- what the [bleep.]
[ laughs .]
q, you -- what the [bleep.]
[ laughs .]
i'm gonna [bleep.]
throw up! [ laughs .]
i'm gonna [bleep.]
throw up! he sounds like an infant.
I'm gonna [bleep.]
throw up! he sounds like an infant.
help! I'm gonna puke.
he sounds like an infant.
help! I'm gonna puke.
[ laughs .]
help! I'm gonna puke.
[ laughs .]
not funny, man! bud, we didn't want you to get lonely out there today.
Get lonely out there today.
oh, you got something in oh, you got something in store for me right now? Store for me right now? your mom's got a key to your your mom's got a key to your house, right? House, right? what? what? you keep a long-time friend you keep a long-time friend in the freezer at your house.
[ laughter .]
[ laughter .]
did not! check under the raspberry.
did not! check under the raspberry.
[ laughs .]
check under the raspberry.
[ laughs .]
oh, my god.
[ laughs .]
oh, my god.
[ laughter .]
oh, my god.
[ laughter .]
you son of a bitch.
[ laughter .]
you son of a bitch.
you brought sal's fish? You son of a bitch.
you brought sal's fish? His dead fish from the freezer? you brought sal's fish? His dead fish from the freezer? [ laughter .]
His dead fish from the freezer? [ laughter .]
not right now, man.
[ laughter .]
not right now, man.
Sorry.
My dead goldfish is in not right now, man.
Sorry.
My dead goldfish is in the freezer.
Sorry.
My dead goldfish is in the freezer.
[ laughter .]
The freezer.
[ laughter .]
joe! [ laughter .]
joe! don't blame me.
joe! don't blame me.
Blame your mother.
don't blame me.
Blame your mother.
i'm supposed to bury the Blame your mother.
i'm supposed to bury the [bleep.]
thing.
i'm supposed to bury the [bleep.]
thing.
four years ago.
[bleep.]
thing.
four years ago.
This fish has been dead four four years ago.
This fish has been dead four years.
This fish has been dead four years.
you stole a four-year-old Years.
you stole a four-year-old carcass from my apartment that i you stole a four-year-old carcass from my apartment that i used to love.
Carcass from my apartment that i used to love.
most could say i freed a Used to love.
most could say i freed a carcass.
most could say i freed a carcass.
oh, man, that is so wrong.
Carcass.
oh, man, that is so wrong.
what was its name? oh, man, that is so wrong.
what was its name? i didn't name it, because what was its name? i didn't name it, because when i name it, they die.
i didn't name it, because when i name it, they die.
[ laughs .]
[ sighs .]
ice pops? make this shady as possible.
make this shady as possible.
one free lime ice pop.
[ laughs .]
one free lime ice pop.
[ laughs .]
real shady.
[ laughs .]
real shady.
real shady like.
real shady.
real shady like.
[ laughs .]
real shady like.
[ laughs .]
take the pop.
Take the pop.
[ laughs .]
take the pop.
Take the pop.
Thank you.
take the pop.
Take the pop.
Thank you.
all right, thank you.
Thank you.
all right, thank you.
you got it.
You got it.
You didn't get that lime pop from me.
From me.
You don't know me.
You don't know me.
Who you talking to? Who you talking to? [ laughs .]
[ laughs .]
how you doing? how you doing? Cherry? can i get you a jewish pop or Cherry? can i get you a jewish pop or a catholic pop? can i get you a jewish pop or a catholic pop? jewish or catholic? A catholic pop? jewish or catholic? Jewish or catholic pop? jewish or catholic? Jewish or catholic pop? Okay.
Jewish or catholic pop? Okay.
[ laughs .]
[ laughs .]
what? that's a definitive answer.
what? that's a definitive answer.
"oh, jewish.
" that's a definitive answer.
"oh, jewish.
" "jewish.
" "oh, jewish.
" "jewish.
" beautiful hot day, and "jewish.
" beautiful hot day, and nothing like a cold jewish pop.
beautiful hot day, and nothing like a cold jewish pop.
[ laughter .]
Cherry, raspberry, lime, grape, orange.
"and, buddy" Orange.
"and, buddy" and, buddy "and, buddy" and, buddy "don't even try to pay me in and, buddy "don't even try to pay me in pennies.
" "don't even try to pay me in pennies.
" have a good day.
Pennies.
" have a good day.
[ chuckles .]
have a good day.
[ chuckles .]
[ laughter .]
[ chuckles .]
[ laughter .]
you can't say that? [ laughter .]
you can't say that? i'm not getting knocked out.
you can't say that? i'm not getting knocked out.
[ laughter .]
[ chuckles .]
hey, you want a popsicle? Hey, you want a popsicle? no, thank you.
no, thank you.
it'll look great in your it'll look great in your mouth.
Mouth.
You want one? You want one? [ laughter .]
[ laughter .]
delicious ice pop.
Delicious ice pop.
Yes! Yes! Oh, my god.
Sweet! Oh, my god.
Sweet! What flavor do you want? What flavor do you want? q, "the ice pop's a little q, "the ice pop's a little cold.
" ooh.
Cold.
" ooh.
It's really cold.
ooh.
It's really cold.
I keep this stuff cold.
It's really cold.
I keep this stuff cold.
dethaw it under your armpits.
I keep this stuff cold.
dethaw it under your armpits.
[ laughter .]
dethaw it under your armpits.
[ laughter .]
just warm it up for you a little [ laughter .]
just warm it up for you a little bit so it doesn't stick to the Just warm it up for you a little bit so it doesn't stick to the label.
Bit so it doesn't stick to the label.
q has a sweating problem with Label.
q has a sweating problem with his pits.
q has a sweating problem with his pits.
So it's extra gross.
[ laughter .]
is he nuts? is he nuts? He said, "thank you" and walked away.
He said, "thank you" and walked away.
[ laughs .]
Away.
[ laughs .]
how's it going, guys? [ laughs .]
how's it going, guys? You want an ice pop? how's it going, guys? You want an ice pop? yeah.
You want an ice pop? yeah.
all right.
yeah.
all right.
q, drop this pop and try to all right.
q, drop this pop and try to keep picking it up but kick it q, drop this pop and try to keep picking it up but kick it all over.
Keep picking it up but kick it all over.
[ laughs .]
All over.
[ laughs .]
cherry you wanted, right? [ laughs .]
cherry you wanted, right? yeah, yeah.
cherry you wanted, right? yeah, yeah.
okay, here you go.
yeah, yeah.
okay, here you go.
Oh! Sorry.
I got it.
okay, here you go.
Oh! Sorry.
I got it.
Just kick it.
Oh! Sorry.
I got it.
Just kick it.
Oh, sorry.
Just kick it.
Oh, sorry.
Whoops.
Oh, sorry.
Whoops.
it's like a silent film.
Whoops.
it's like a silent film.
Make this black and white.
it's like a silent film.
Make this black and white.
Take out the sound and put in Make this black and white.
Take out the sound and put in some piano music right now.
Take out the sound and put in some piano music right now.
[ laughter .]
Some piano music right now.
[ laughter .]
[ piano music playing .]
[ laughter .]
[ piano music playing .]
[ fwoo! .]
[ piano music playing .]
[ fwoo! .]
[ fwoo! .]
[ fwoo! .]
[ fwoo! .]
[ fwee! .]
[ fwoo! .]
[ fwee! .]
[ fwoo! .]
[ fwee! .]
[ fwoo! .]
[ record scratches .]
[ fwoo! .]
[ record scratches .]
[ laughs .]
[ record scratches .]
[ laughs .]
she decided to get her own [ laughs .]
she decided to get her own popsicle.
she decided to get her own popsicle.
[ laughs .]
Popsicle.
[ laughs .]
all right.
What flavor would you like? Raspberry? Raspberry? yes.
"well, here's a little thing yes.
"well, here's a little thing about the raspberry.
" "well, here's a little thing about the raspberry.
" all right, here's a little About the raspberry.
" all right, here's a little thing about the raspberry.
all right, here's a little thing about the raspberry.
"my phone number's on that Thing about the raspberry.
"my phone number's on that stick, so get to licking.
" "my phone number's on that stick, so get to licking.
" [ laughs .]
Stick, so get to licking.
" [ laughs .]
here's the thing about the [ laughs .]
here's the thing about the raspberry.
here's the thing about the raspberry.
what? Raspberry.
what? my phone number's on the what? my phone number's on the stick, so gets to licking.
my phone number's on the stick, so gets to licking.
[ laughter .]
Stick, so gets to licking.
[ laughter .]
yeah, you like that? [ laughter .]
yeah, you like that? Call me.
yeah, you like that? Call me.
i will.
Call me.
i will.
oh, look at you.
i will.
oh, look at you.
all right, stop it.
oh, look at you.
all right, stop it.
[ laughter .]
all right, stop it.
[ laughter .]
narrator: Sal blew this [ laughter .]
narrator: Sal blew this popsicle stand, so he's narrator: Sal blew this popsicle stand, so he's tonight's big loser.
Popsicle stand, so he's tonight's big loser.
we're here at Tonight's big loser.
we're here at foxwoods resort casino for sal's we're here at foxwoods resort casino for sal's punishment 'cause he lost, and Foxwoods resort casino for sal's punishment 'cause he lost, and we're just going to a bingo Punishment 'cause he lost, and we're just going to a bingo hall, and all he's got to do is We're just going to a bingo hall, and all he's got to do is yell "bingo!" Hall, and all he's got to do is yell "bingo!" that's it! Yell "bingo!" that's it! bingo! that's it! bingo! you are gonna get killed by bingo! you are gonna get killed by old people! you are gonna get killed by old people! This is amazing! Old people! This is amazing! Do you know how serious bingo This is amazing! Do you know how serious bingo people are? Do you know how serious bingo people are? yes, i've been to bingo! People are? yes, i've been to bingo! My grandmother was a legend! yes, i've been to bingo! My grandmother was a legend! [ laughter .]
My grandmother was a legend! [ laughter .]
here we go! Here we go! [ laughter .]
here we go! Here we go! [ cheers and applause .]
here we go! Here we go! [ cheers and applause .]
i'm so excited for sal to win.
[ cheers and applause .]
i'm so excited for sal to win.
i'm so [bleep.]
nervous.
I'm so excited for sal to win.
i'm so [bleep.]
nervous.
sal, look at these.
i'm so [bleep.]
nervous.
sal, look at these.
Look around you.
sal, look at these.
Look around you.
You're in a sea of angry people.
Look around you.
You're in a sea of angry people.
I mean, notice how not one of You're in a sea of angry people.
I mean, notice how not one of them looks like they're having a I mean, notice how not one of them looks like they're having a good time.
Them looks like they're having a good time.
[ laughter .]
Good time.
[ laughter .]
b-6.
[ laughter .]
b-6.
dude, i am the scaredest i've b-6.
dude, i am the scaredest i've been since, like, i can't even dude, i am the scaredest i've been since, like, i can't even tell you, and i'm being dead Been since, like, i can't even tell you, and i'm being dead serious.
Tell you, and i'm being dead serious.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
Thank you.
Serious.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
Thank you.
[ laughter .]
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
Thank you.
[ laughter .]
she's worried! [ laughter .]
she's worried! g-5-8.
she's worried! g-5-8.
ready, sal? g-5-8.
ready, sal? oh, please don't.
ready, sal? oh, please don't.
Please don't.
oh, please don't.
Please don't.
all: Bingo! Please don't.
all: Bingo! all: Bingo! all: Bingo! all: Bingo! [ exhaling deeply .]
all: Bingo! [ exhaling deeply .]
bingo.
[ exhaling deeply .]
bingo.
[ laughs .]
bingo.
[ laughs .]
i got bingo.
[ laughs .]
i got bingo.
[ buzzer .]
i got bingo.
[ buzzer .]
it's on the screen! [ buzzer .]
it's on the screen! It's on the screen! it's on the screen! It's on the screen! Look! He's nowhere near it! It's on the screen! Look! He's nowhere near it! oh, they can see my card? Look! He's nowhere near it! oh, they can see my card? yeah.
oh, they can see my card? yeah.
oh, so the whole place just yeah.
oh, so the whole place just saw my card and saw how many i oh, so the whole place just saw my card and saw how many i was missing? Saw my card and saw how many i was missing? yeah.
Was missing? yeah.
okay, thank you.
yeah.
okay, thank you.
now look.
okay, thank you.
now look.
Everybody's looking at him.
now look.
Everybody's looking at him.
now it's bad.
Everybody's looking at him.
now it's bad.
let's see what happens next.
now it's bad.
let's see what happens next.
please, i hope i have bingo let's see what happens next.
please, i hope i have bingo for real.
please, i hope i have bingo for real.
n-3-5.
For real.
n-3-5.
all: Bingo! n-3-5.
all: Bingo! oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
all: Bingo! oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Bingo! oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Bingo! [ laughter .]
Bingo! [ laughter .]
listen to them! [ laughter .]
listen to them! look at this lady! listen to them! look at this lady! my bad.
I got it -- i got it look at this lady! my bad.
I got it -- i got it this time.
my bad.
I got it -- i got it this time.
[ buzzer .]
This time.
[ buzzer .]
oh, my god! [ buzzer .]
oh, my god! look.
Look at these looks.
oh, my god! look.
Look at these looks.
look at the looks you're look.
Look at these looks.
look at the looks you're getting! look at the looks you're getting! Look at them! Getting! Look at them! my bad, my bad, my bad.
Look at them! my bad, my bad, my bad.
[ laughs .]
my bad, my bad, my bad.
[ laughs .]
oh, my goodness.
[ laughs .]
oh, my goodness.
I can't do it.
oh, my goodness.
I can't do it.
o-7-0.
I can't do it.
o-7-0.
oh, my god.
I can't do it o-7-0.
oh, my god.
I can't do it again, guys.
oh, my god.
I can't do it again, guys.
no, you don't have to.
Again, guys.
no, you don't have to.
Don't worry.
no, you don't have to.
Don't worry.
b-1-2.
Don't worry.
b-1-2.
bingo.
b-1-2.
bingo.
[ laughter .]
bingo.
[ laughter .]
bingo! Bingo! [ laughter .]
bingo! Bingo! [bleep.]
bingo! Bingo! [bleep.]
bingo! [bleep.]
bingo! [ audience shouting .]
bingo! [ audience shouting .]
[ laughter .]
[ audience shouting .]
[ laughter .]
i got it! Bingo! [ laughter .]
i got it! Bingo! Right now i got it.
I got it! Bingo! Right now i got it.
I know, i know.
Right now i got it.
I know, i know.
I thought before i didn't have I know, i know.
I thought before i didn't have it.
I thought before i didn't have it.
Bingo.
Bingo! [ buzzer .]
it sounds like all hell's it sounds like all hell's about to break loose.
[ laughter .]
About to break loose.
[ laughter .]
oh, my god.
[ laughter .]
oh, my god.
Sal, how does the room feel Oh, my god.
Sal, how does the room feel right now, buddy? Sal, how does the room feel right now, buddy? oh, my god, dude.
Right now, buddy? oh, my god, dude.
You have no [bleep.]
idea.
oh, my god, dude.
You have no [bleep.]
idea.
walk us through it.
You have no [bleep.]
idea.
walk us through it.
Walk us through it.
walk us through it.
Walk us through it.
you have to come out here Walk us through it.
you have to come out here right now and see what's going you have to come out here right now and see what's going on out here.
Right now and see what's going on out here.
i'm not coming out there! On out here.
i'm not coming out there! no way.
i'm not coming out there! no way.
You're on your own, buddy.
no way.
You're on your own, buddy.
If you need me, i'm at a craps You're on your own, buddy.
If you need me, i'm at a craps table.
If you need me, i'm at a craps table.
yeah.
Table.
yeah.
g-5-1.
yeah.
g-5-1.
"[bleep.]
all y'all! g-5-1.
"[bleep.]
all y'all! I got bingo!" "[bleep.]
all y'all! I got bingo!" [ laughs .]
I got bingo!" [ laughs .]
no, no, please.
[ laughs .]
no, no, please.
You don't understand for real no, no, please.
You don't understand for real what's going on out here.
You don't understand for real what's going on out here.
bingo! What's going on out here.
bingo! bingo! bingo! bingo! all: Bingo! [bleep.]
you.
Bingo! [ audience shouting .]
i -- i -- [ buzzer .]
no, he's missinsome.
[ buzzer .]
no, he's missinsome.
this is the worst punishment no, he's missinsome.
this is the worst punishment i've ever had.
n-3-6.
oh, this lady just told me she's gonna throw something at oh, this lady just told me she's gonna throw something at me if i do it again.
She's gonna throw something at me if i do it again.
well, let's see if she's full Me if i do it again.
well, let's see if she's full of [bleep.]
well, let's see if she's full of [bleep.]
bingo! Of [bleep.]
bingo! [ laughter .]
Bingo! [ laughter .]
bingo! [ laughter .]
bingo! [ audience shouting .]
bingo! [ audience shouting .]
they have turned.
[ audience shouting .]
they have turned.
They have turned.
they have turned.
They have turned.
oh [bleep.]
They have turned.
oh [bleep.]
"i got that bingo!" oh [bleep.]
"i got that bingo!" i got that bingo.
"i got that bingo!" i got that bingo.
look at all of them! i got that bingo.
look at all of them! Oh [bleep.]
look at all of them! Oh [bleep.]
people are saying they're not Oh [bleep.]
people are saying they're not playing no more, man.
people are saying they're not playing no more, man.
They're gonna come after me Playing no more, man.
They're gonna come after me right now.
They're gonna come after me right now.
They're saying they're not Right now.
They're saying they're not playing no more, man.
They're saying they're not playing no more, man.
I can't -- i can't -- Playing no more, man.
I can't -- i can't -- this is bad.
I can't -- i can't -- this is bad.
[ laughter .]
This is bad.
[ laughter .]
look at the whole place! [ laughter .]
look at the whole place! They are so happy! Look at the whole place! They are so happy! [ cheers and applause .]
i thought i had it.
I thought i had the bingo.
I thought i had the bingo.
I thought i -- bingo! Bingo! I thought i -- bingo! Bingo! [ laughter .]
[ laughter .]
i thought i had the bingo! I thought i had the bingo! guys, in a word guys, in a word all: Bingo.
Murr going undercover? that'll be $3, please.
[ laughs .]
that'll be $3, please.
[ laughs .]
narrator: What's got q living [ laughs .]
narrator: What's got q living hand to mouth? narrator: What's got q living hand to mouth? [ laughter .]
Hand to mouth? [ laughter .]
what?! [ laughter .]
what?! narrator: And which losing what?! narrator: And which losing joker wishes bingo wasn't his narrator: And which losing joker wishes bingo wasn't his name-o? Joker wishes bingo wasn't his name-o? bingo! Name-o? bingo! [ laughter .]
bingo! [ laughter .]
prepare for something [ laughter .]
prepare for something amazing.
prepare for something amazing.
hey, mustache, what's up? Amazing.
hey, mustache, what's up? [ laughter .]
hey, mustache, what's up? [ laughter .]
i want my mommy! [ laughter .]
i want my mommy! [ laughter .]
i want my mommy! [ laughter .]
i will never forgive you! [ laughter .]
i will never forgive you! larry! i will never forgive you! larry! [ laughter .]
today we're working behind the counter at world-famous katz's delicatessen in The counter at world-famous katz's delicatessen in new york city! we are gonna have to do and say whatever we're told.
Say whatever we're told.
and if you refuse, you lose! and if you refuse, you lose! i'm gonna throw pastrami all i'm gonna throw pastrami all up in this mother! Up in this mother! all right, murr, you're up.
all right, murr, you're up.
wow.
This is packed.
wow.
This is packed.
Hi, hon.
Hi, hon.
italian bread.
italian bread.
tell her to stand up.
i'm sorry -- [ laughs .]
tell her to stand up.
i'm sorry -- [ laughs .]
i'm sorry.
Can you stand up? i'm sorry -- [ laughs .]
i'm sorry.
Can you stand up? what? I'm sorry.
Can you stand up? what? [ laughter .]
what? [ laughter .]
"your mother's very poquito.
" [ laughter .]
"your mother's very poquito.
" [ laughter .]
"your mother's very poquito.
" [ laughter .]
tu mama is muy poquito.
[ laughter .]
tu mama is muy poquito.
okay.
tu mama is muy poquito.
okay.
[ laughter .]
okay.
[ laughter .]
murr, just take a picture of [ laughter .]
murr, just take a picture of the mother with your phone.
murr, just take a picture of the mother with your phone.
you're from brooklyn? The mother with your phone.
you're from brooklyn? yeah.
you're from brooklyn? yeah.
[ camera shutter clicks .]
yeah.
[ camera shutter clicks .]
[ laughter .]
[ camera shutter clicks .]
[ laughter .]
hey, you know what, murr? [ laughter .]
hey, you know what, murr? Take a picture of the son now.
hey, you know what, murr? Take a picture of the son now.
hey, my folks actually grew Take a picture of the son now.
hey, my folks actually grew up in -- my folks grew up in hey, my folks actually grew up in -- my folks grew up in downtown brooklyn.
Up in -- my folks grew up in downtown brooklyn.
[ laughter .]
Downtown brooklyn.
[ laughter .]
then they moved [laughing.]
to [ laughter .]
then they moved [laughing.]
to staten island.
Then they moved [laughing.]
to staten island.
make them move in, stand next Staten island.
make them move in, stand next to each other.
make them move in, stand next to each other.
just stand closer.
To each other.
just stand closer.
[ laughter .]
just stand closer.
[ laughter .]
murr, keep having them do [ laughter .]
murr, keep having them do different poses, but don't say murr, keep having them do different poses, but don't say anything.
Different poses, but don't say anything.
[ laughs .]
here we go.
Anything.
[ laughs .]
here we go.
[ laughter .]
[ laughs .]
here we go.
[ laughter .]
[ camera shutter clicks .]
oh, gee.
[ laughter .]
[ camera shutter clicks .]
[ laughter .]
[ camera shutter clicks .]
so good.
There you go.
[ camera shutter clicks .]
so good.
There you go.
[ laughter .]
so good.
There you go.
[ laughter .]
how are you, sir? [ laughter .]
how are you, sir? good.
How are you, sir? good.
oh, great.
good.
oh, great.
murr, i want you to take an oh, great.
murr, i want you to take an order, but no matter what they murr, i want you to take an order, but no matter what they order, just look completely Order, but no matter what they order, just look completely perplexed.
Order, just look completely perplexed.
okay, so how can i help you, Perplexed.
okay, so how can i help you, sir? okay, so how can i help you, sir? What would you like? Sir? What would you like? pastrami, lots of mustard on What would you like? pastrami, lots of mustard on it.
pastrami, lots of mustard on it.
pastrami? It.
pastrami? [ laughter .]
pastrami? [ laughter .]
a sandwich? [ laughter .]
a sandwich? yeah.
A sandwich? yeah.
[ laughter .]
yeah.
[ laughter .]
huh.
[ laughter .]
huh.
[ laughter .]
huh.
[ laughter .]
pastrami? [ laughter .]
pastrami? Food? Pastrami? Food? what's that? Food, yeah.
Food? what's that? Food, yeah.
[ laughter .]
what's that? Food, yeah.
[ laughter .]
pastrami on rye with mustard! [ laughter .]
how you doing? hey, joe.
how you doing? hey, joe.
yeah.
hey, joe.
yeah.
"santiago send this guy?" yeah.
"santiago send this guy?" this guy.
this guy.
he looks like santiago's guy.
you said your brother sent he looks like santiago's guy.
you said your brother sent you? you said your brother sent you? i'm sorry? You? i'm sorry? santiago? i'm sorry? santiago? Santiago's your brother? santiago? Santiago's your brother? no.
Santiago's your brother? no.
santiago sent you? no.
santiago sent you? no.
santiago sent you? no.
are you one of santiago's no.
are you one of santiago's people? [ laughs .]
you work for santiago on the you work for santiago on the street? no.
Street? no.
[ laughter .]
no.
[ laughter .]
"tell santiago i'll pay him.
" [ laughter .]
"tell santiago i'll pay him.
" tell santiago i'm gonna pay "tell santiago i'll pay him.
" tell santiago i'm gonna pay him.
tell santiago i'm gonna pay him.
tell him he'll get his $5.
Him.
tell him he'll get his $5.
he'll get his $5.
tell him he'll get his $5.
he'll get his $5.
[ laughter .]
he'll get his $5.
[ laughter .]
tell me you'll tell him.
[ laughter .]
tell me you'll tell him.
i'll tell him.
Tell me you'll tell him.
i'll tell him.
so you are from santiago.
i'll tell him.
so you are from santiago.
[ laughter .]
Hey.
How's it going, man? "my dude!" my dude.
"my dude!" my dude.
"you got a real strong my dude.
"you got a real strong eyebrow game going for you.
" "you got a real strong eyebrow game going for you.
" [ laughter .]
Eyebrow game going for you.
" [ laughter .]
you got a real strong eyebrow [ laughter .]
you got a real strong eyebrow game going.
you got a real strong eyebrow game going.
[ laughs .]
Game going.
[ laughs .]
you want to scream towards [ laughs .]
you want to scream towards the kitchen? you want to scream towards the kitchen? we got a guy here that will The kitchen? we got a guy here that will appreciate your eyebrow game.
we got a guy here that will appreciate your eyebrow game.
We got benny.
Appreciate your eyebrow game.
We got benny.
Benny! We got benny.
Benny! Eyebrow game up top! Benny! Eyebrow game up top! [ laughs .]
Eyebrow game up top! [ laughs .]
he knows what i'm talking [ laughs .]
he knows what i'm talking about.
he knows what i'm talking about.
Benny.
About.
Benny.
Benny! Benny.
Benny! Benny.
Benny! Benny.
joe, get benny's attention, Benny.
joe, get benny's attention, man.
joe, get benny's attention, man.
the game, though, benny.
Man.
the game, though, benny.
You remember the brow game we the game, though, benny.
You remember the brow game we were talking, benny? You remember the brow game we were talking, benny? He got them eyebrows, though.
Were talking, benny? He got them eyebrows, though.
[ laughter .]
He got them eyebrows, though.
[ laughter .]
benny.
[ laughter .]
benny.
everybody's staring.
Benny.
everybody's staring.
Everyone in the whole everybody's staring.
Everyone in the whole restaurant.
Everyone in the whole restaurant.
benny! Restaurant.
benny! Benjamin, the brow game! benny! Benjamin, the brow game! Getting down with the brow game, Benjamin, the brow game! Getting down with the brow game, benny! Getting down with the brow game, benny! "wait, benny got off at 3:00.
Benny! "wait, benny got off at 3:00.
What the hell am i talking "wait, benny got off at 3:00.
What the hell am i talking about?" What the hell am i talking about?" oh, oh, benny got off at About?" oh, oh, benny got off at oh, oh, benny got off at [ laughter .]
all right.
Let's get this party started.
Let's get this party started.
q.
q.
yeah? yeah? grab a piece of pastrami, grab a piece of pastrami, duck down, and hand it to Duck down, and hand it to somebody over the counter.
Somebody over the counter.
[ laughter .]
[ laughter .]
how weird was that? brian, right? how weird was that? brian, right? yes.
brian, right? yes.
noel.
yes.
noel.
hey! From blockbuster! noel.
hey! From blockbuster! what?! From blockbuster?! hey! From blockbuster! what?! From blockbuster?! come on.
what?! From blockbuster?! come on.
q used to work in blockbuster come on.
q used to work in blockbuster in high school.
q used to work in blockbuster in high school.
blockbuster closed, so they In high school.
blockbuster closed, so they gave me a job here, you know? blockbuster closed, so they gave me a job here, you know? "i used to breed and sell Gave me a job here, you know? "i used to breed and sell puppies out of the back room.
" "i used to breed and sell puppies out of the back room.
" i used to -- i used to breed Puppies out of the back room.
" i used to -- i used to breed and sell puppies out of the back i used to -- i used to breed and sell puppies out of the back room.
And sell puppies out of the back room.
did you? Room.
did you? yeah.
Never told anybody.
did you? yeah.
Never told anybody.
[ laughter .]
yeah.
Never told anybody.
[ laughter .]
look at the guy's face! [ laughter .]
look at the guy's face! what you been up to, bud? look at the guy's face! what you been up to, bud? Long time, no talk.
what you been up to, bud? Long time, no talk.
Long time, no talk.
oh, yeah.
oh, yeah.
"i just got out of prison.
" oh, yeah.
"i just got out of prison.
" yeah, i'm at katz's deli now, "i just got out of prison.
" yeah, i'm at katz's deli now, you know.
yeah, i'm at katz's deli now, you know.
I had that little trouble with You know.
I had that little trouble with the, you know, prison thing.
I had that little trouble with the, you know, prison thing.
[ laughter .]
The, you know, prison thing.
[ laughter .]
"dude, we're friends, right?" [ laughter .]
"dude, we're friends, right?" dude, we go way back, right? "dude, we're friends, right?" dude, we go way back, right? yeah.
dude, we go way back, right? yeah.
"listen, can i borrow yeah.
"listen, can i borrow "listen, can i borrow [ laughter .]
[ laughter .]
can i borrow 100 bucks? [ laughter .]
can i borrow 100 bucks? $100? can i borrow 100 bucks? $100? yeah.
$100? yeah.
holy [bleep.]
yeah.
holy [bleep.]
i think i got $100.
Hang on.
holy [bleep.]
i think i got $100.
Hang on.
cool, man.
This is great.
i think i got $100.
Hang on.
cool, man.
This is great.
This is great, you know.
cool, man.
This is great.
This is great, you know.
oh, my god! This is great, you know.
oh, my god! look at this guy, how oh, my god! look at this guy, how confused this guy is! look at this guy, how confused this guy is! $200.
Confused this guy is! $200.
$200.
$200.
$200.
$200.
$200.
$200.
thank you, man.
Thank you.
$200.
thank you, man.
Thank you.
is that all right? thank you, man.
Thank you.
is that all right? all right.
Thank you.
[ laughter .]
that guy's a real friend, man.
that guy's a real friend, man.
i'm the real winner.
Man.
i'm the real winner.
[ laughter .]
i'm the real winner.
[ laughter .]
sal, get caught by a customer [ laughter .]
sal, get caught by a customer stealing tips from the tip jar.
sal, get caught by a customer stealing tips from the tip jar.
[ laughter .]
Stealing tips from the tip jar.
[ laughter .]
[ laughter .]
[ laughter .]
keep distracting coworkers and taking money.
Keep distracting coworkers and taking money.
can you get over there Taking money.
can you get over there something? can you get over there something? [ laughter .]
Something? [ laughter .]
oh, can you get me that, man? [ laughter .]
oh, can you get me that, man? Thank you so much, man.
Oh, can you get me that, man? Thank you so much, man.
[ laughter .]
Thank you so much, man.
[ laughter .]
[ laughter .]
[ laughter .]
[ laughter .]
sal, he's your accomplice.
[ laughter .]
sal, he's your accomplice.
Tip him now.
sal, he's your accomplice.
Tip him now.
yeah.
Tip him now.
yeah.
that's your piece.
yeah.
that's your piece.
That's your piece.
that's your piece.
That's your piece.
[ laughter .]
That's your piece.
[ laughter .]
how you doing, bub? [ laughter .]
how you doing, bub? Try that, huh? How you doing, bub? Try that, huh? sal, stare at him and keep Try that, huh? sal, stare at him and keep nodding.
sal, stare at him and keep nodding.
yeah.
Nodding.
yeah.
yeah.
yeah.
yeah.
pastrami.
yeah.
pastrami.
oh, yeah.
That's it.
pastrami.
oh, yeah.
That's it.
ooh! oh, yeah.
That's it.
ooh! [ laughter .]
ooh! [ laughter .]
that's it.
[ laughter .]
that's it.
Yeah? that's it.
Yeah? No? Yeah? No? Yeah.
No? Yeah.
[ laughter .]
Yeah.
[ laughter .]
no, no, no, no.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No? no.
No? no.
eh? no.
eh? oh, eh? Mm.
eh? oh, eh? Mm.
Eh? oh, eh? Mm.
Eh? [ laughs .]
Eh? [ laughs .]
[ laughs .]
[ laughs .]
[ laughs .]
[ goofy laugh .]
[ laughs .]
[ goofy laugh .]
yeah.
[ goofy laugh .]
yeah.
[ babbling .]
yeah.
[ babbling .]
what?! [ babbling .]
what?! [ laughter .]
what?! [ laughter .]
no one got into a pickle, so [ laughter .]
no one got into a pickle, so all four jokers are safe from no one got into a pickle, so all four jokers are safe from the loser board.
All four jokers are safe from the loser board.
we are in union square park The loser board.
we are in union square park selling popsicles.
while selling the cool treats, we got to do and say Treats, we got to do and say what the other guys tell us.
What the other guys tell us.
if you refuse any of it, you if you refuse any of it, you lose.
Lose.
[ laughing .]
oh, my god! [ laughing .]
oh, my god! Are you insane? Are you insane? dollar pops.
Dollar pops.
dollar pops.
Dollar pops.
Dollar pops.
Dollar pops.
Don't.
joe, joe, you'll give it to him.
Him.
You just got to film him eat.
You just got to film him eat.
[ laughter .]
[ laughter .]
there you go.
there you go.
You mind if i film you while you You mind if i film you while you eat it? Eat it? [ laughter .]
[ laughter .]
one second, bud.
one second, bud.
I'm just gonna film him while he I'm just gonna film him while he eats this.
Eats this.
[ laughter .]
[ laughter .]
this is weird.
This is weird.
[ laughter .]
[ laughter .]
all right, where's the all right, where's the napkins? Napkins? i don't have any napkins.
i don't have any napkins.
Sorry, man.
Sorry, man.
[ laughs .]
[ laughs .]
hey, bud.
How are you? Hey, bud.
How are you? Good.
Good.
you just realized you you just realized you misplaced your gun.
they got the city hall Misplaced your gun.
they got the city hall licenses.
they got the city hall licenses.
It's like a two-week process.
Licenses.
It's like a two-week process.
I lost my gun.
It's like a two-week process.
I lost my gun.
"have you seen a gun around I lost my gun.
"have you seen a gun around here?" "have you seen a gun around here?" have you seen a sidearm? Here?" have you seen a sidearm? [ laughter .]
have you seen a sidearm? [ laughter .]
go by the kid's feet.
[ laughter .]
go by the kid's feet.
might by these kid's feet.
go by the kid's feet.
might by these kid's feet.
Sorry.
Just step back.
might by these kid's feet.
Sorry.
Just step back.
I lost my gun.
Sorry.
Just step back.
I lost my gun.
[ laughter .]
I lost my gun.
[ laughter .]
grape and raspberry? [ laughter .]
grape and raspberry? yeah.
Grape and raspberry? yeah.
got you.
[ laughs .]
yeah.
got you.
[ laughs .]
but not with my gun 'cause i got you.
[ laughs .]
but not with my gun 'cause i lost mine.
But not with my gun 'cause i lost mine.
[ laughter .]
Lost mine.
[ laughter .]
hi.
hi.
three raspberries.
Okay.
And there's no firearm by your three raspberries.
Okay.
And there's no firearm by your feet? And there's no firearm by your feet? The serial number's shaved off Feet? The serial number's shaved off the sides.
The serial number's shaved off the sides.
[ laughter .]
The sides.
[ laughter .]
what's up, scoopneck? I just don't know.
Do you see a gun? [ laughter .]
Do you see a gun? [ laughter .]
[ siren wails .]
[ laughter .]
[ siren wails .]
oh [bleep.]
[ siren wails .]
oh [bleep.]
oh, i better find my gun.
Oh, i better find my gun.
[ laughter .]
dollar ice pops.
Dollar ice pops.
Dollar ice pops.
Ice pops made from my love.
Ice pops made from my love.
made from love or made with made from love or made with love? Love? made from my love.
made from my love.
[ laughter .]
hi, guys.
[ laughter .]
hi, guys.
Would you like an ice pop? Hi, guys.
Would you like an ice pop? Okay, what flavor would you Would you like an ice pop? Okay, what flavor would you like? Okay, what flavor would you like? Perfect.
Yes.
Like? Perfect.
Yes.
Raspberry? Okay.
Raspberry? Okay.
"oh, the raspberry we keep all the way on the bottom.
" "oh, the raspberry we keep all the way on the bottom.
" oh, the raspberry's all the All the way on the bottom.
" oh, the raspberry's all the way on the bottom.
oh, the raspberry's all the way on the bottom.
"so let me go get it.
" Way on the bottom.
"so let me go get it.
" [ laughter .]
"so let me go get it.
" [ laughter .]
so dig down to the bottom and [ laughter .]
so dig down to the bottom and get it.
So dig down to the bottom and get it.
three raspberries? Okay.
Get it.
three raspberries? Okay.
Oh, here it is.
I see it.
three raspberries? Okay.
Oh, here it is.
I see it.
as far in as you can go.
Oh, here it is.
I see it.
as far in as you can go.
[ laughter .]
do the transaction from inside the thing.
hold on, i see it, i see it, Inside the thing.
hold on, i see it, i see it, i see it.
hold on, i see it, i see it, i see it.
That'll be $3, please.
I see it.
That'll be $3, please.
[ laughter .]
That'll be $3, please.
[ laughter .]
great.
Thanks so much.
[ laughter .]
great.
Thanks so much.
[ grunts .]
Great.
Thanks so much.
[ grunts .]
can i keep the change? [ grunts .]
can i keep the change? You damn right i'm keeping the Can i keep the change? You damn right i'm keeping the change.
You damn right i'm keeping the change.
[ laughter .]
Change.
[ laughter .]
thanks.
Have a great day.
[ laughter .]
thanks.
Have a great day.
[ laughs .]
Thanks.
Have a great day.
[ laughs .]
yes, you can.
[ laughs .]
yes, you can.
wow, it looks like those pops yes, you can.
wow, it looks like those pops are really far down.
wow, it looks like those pops are really far down.
Crawl into the cooler.
Are really far down.
Crawl into the cooler.
oh [bleep.]
Crawl into the cooler.
oh [bleep.]
[ laughter .]
oh [bleep.]
[ laughter .]
okay, let me just, um [ laughter .]
okay, let me just, um Give me one second.
Okay, let me just, um Give me one second.
I'm just gonna get in real Give me one second.
I'm just gonna get in real quick.
I'm just gonna get in real quick.
I got it, i got it, i got it, i Quick.
I got it, i got it, i got it, i got it, i got it, i got it.
I got it, i got it, i got it, i got it, i got it, i got it.
oh, gentlemen, i'll be right Got it, i got it, i got it.
oh, gentlemen, i'll be right back.
oh, gentlemen, i'll be right back.
[ laughs .]
Back.
[ laughs .]
i got it.
[ laughs .]
i got it.
You wanted the orange, you said? i got it.
You wanted the orange, you said? [ humming .]
You wanted the orange, you said? [ humming .]
i am sorry.
[ humming .]
i am sorry.
We're closed for the day, I am sorry.
We're closed for the day, actually.
We're closed for the day, actually.
hey, hey, hey! Actually.
hey, hey, hey! [ laughter .]
hey, hey, hey! [ laughter .]
yeah, we're just gonna close [ laughter .]
yeah, we're just gonna close down for the day.
yeah, we're just gonna close down for the day.
it's not funny, q! Down for the day.
it's not funny, q! thank you.
it's not funny, q! thank you.
stop -- thank you.
stop -- this is not -- [ laughs .]
stop -- this is not -- [ laughs .]
spin it, spin it, spin it.
This is not -- [ laughs .]
spin it, spin it, spin it.
q, you -- what the [bleep.]
spin it, spin it, spin it.
q, you -- what the [bleep.]
[ laughs .]
q, you -- what the [bleep.]
[ laughs .]
i'm gonna [bleep.]
throw up! [ laughs .]
i'm gonna [bleep.]
throw up! he sounds like an infant.
I'm gonna [bleep.]
throw up! he sounds like an infant.
help! I'm gonna puke.
he sounds like an infant.
help! I'm gonna puke.
[ laughs .]
help! I'm gonna puke.
[ laughs .]
not funny, man! bud, we didn't want you to get lonely out there today.
Get lonely out there today.
oh, you got something in oh, you got something in store for me right now? Store for me right now? your mom's got a key to your your mom's got a key to your house, right? House, right? what? what? you keep a long-time friend you keep a long-time friend in the freezer at your house.
[ laughter .]
[ laughter .]
did not! check under the raspberry.
did not! check under the raspberry.
[ laughs .]
check under the raspberry.
[ laughs .]
oh, my god.
[ laughs .]
oh, my god.
[ laughter .]
oh, my god.
[ laughter .]
you son of a bitch.
[ laughter .]
you son of a bitch.
you brought sal's fish? You son of a bitch.
you brought sal's fish? His dead fish from the freezer? you brought sal's fish? His dead fish from the freezer? [ laughter .]
His dead fish from the freezer? [ laughter .]
not right now, man.
[ laughter .]
not right now, man.
Sorry.
My dead goldfish is in not right now, man.
Sorry.
My dead goldfish is in the freezer.
Sorry.
My dead goldfish is in the freezer.
[ laughter .]
The freezer.
[ laughter .]
joe! [ laughter .]
joe! don't blame me.
joe! don't blame me.
Blame your mother.
don't blame me.
Blame your mother.
i'm supposed to bury the Blame your mother.
i'm supposed to bury the [bleep.]
thing.
i'm supposed to bury the [bleep.]
thing.
four years ago.
[bleep.]
thing.
four years ago.
This fish has been dead four four years ago.
This fish has been dead four years.
This fish has been dead four years.
you stole a four-year-old Years.
you stole a four-year-old carcass from my apartment that i you stole a four-year-old carcass from my apartment that i used to love.
Carcass from my apartment that i used to love.
most could say i freed a Used to love.
most could say i freed a carcass.
most could say i freed a carcass.
oh, man, that is so wrong.
Carcass.
oh, man, that is so wrong.
what was its name? oh, man, that is so wrong.
what was its name? i didn't name it, because what was its name? i didn't name it, because when i name it, they die.
i didn't name it, because when i name it, they die.
[ laughs .]
[ sighs .]
ice pops? make this shady as possible.
make this shady as possible.
one free lime ice pop.
[ laughs .]
one free lime ice pop.
[ laughs .]
real shady.
[ laughs .]
real shady.
real shady like.
real shady.
real shady like.
[ laughs .]
real shady like.
[ laughs .]
take the pop.
Take the pop.
[ laughs .]
take the pop.
Take the pop.
Thank you.
take the pop.
Take the pop.
Thank you.
all right, thank you.
Thank you.
all right, thank you.
you got it.
You got it.
You didn't get that lime pop from me.
From me.
You don't know me.
You don't know me.
Who you talking to? Who you talking to? [ laughs .]
[ laughs .]
how you doing? how you doing? Cherry? can i get you a jewish pop or Cherry? can i get you a jewish pop or a catholic pop? can i get you a jewish pop or a catholic pop? jewish or catholic? A catholic pop? jewish or catholic? Jewish or catholic pop? jewish or catholic? Jewish or catholic pop? Okay.
Jewish or catholic pop? Okay.
[ laughs .]
[ laughs .]
what? that's a definitive answer.
what? that's a definitive answer.
"oh, jewish.
" that's a definitive answer.
"oh, jewish.
" "jewish.
" "oh, jewish.
" "jewish.
" beautiful hot day, and "jewish.
" beautiful hot day, and nothing like a cold jewish pop.
beautiful hot day, and nothing like a cold jewish pop.
[ laughter .]
Cherry, raspberry, lime, grape, orange.
"and, buddy" Orange.
"and, buddy" and, buddy "and, buddy" and, buddy "don't even try to pay me in and, buddy "don't even try to pay me in pennies.
" "don't even try to pay me in pennies.
" have a good day.
Pennies.
" have a good day.
[ chuckles .]
have a good day.
[ chuckles .]
[ laughter .]
[ chuckles .]
[ laughter .]
you can't say that? [ laughter .]
you can't say that? i'm not getting knocked out.
you can't say that? i'm not getting knocked out.
[ laughter .]
[ chuckles .]
hey, you want a popsicle? Hey, you want a popsicle? no, thank you.
no, thank you.
it'll look great in your it'll look great in your mouth.
Mouth.
You want one? You want one? [ laughter .]
[ laughter .]
delicious ice pop.
Delicious ice pop.
Yes! Yes! Oh, my god.
Sweet! Oh, my god.
Sweet! What flavor do you want? What flavor do you want? q, "the ice pop's a little q, "the ice pop's a little cold.
" ooh.
Cold.
" ooh.
It's really cold.
ooh.
It's really cold.
I keep this stuff cold.
It's really cold.
I keep this stuff cold.
dethaw it under your armpits.
I keep this stuff cold.
dethaw it under your armpits.
[ laughter .]
dethaw it under your armpits.
[ laughter .]
just warm it up for you a little [ laughter .]
just warm it up for you a little bit so it doesn't stick to the Just warm it up for you a little bit so it doesn't stick to the label.
Bit so it doesn't stick to the label.
q has a sweating problem with Label.
q has a sweating problem with his pits.
q has a sweating problem with his pits.
So it's extra gross.
[ laughter .]
is he nuts? is he nuts? He said, "thank you" and walked away.
He said, "thank you" and walked away.
[ laughs .]
Away.
[ laughs .]
how's it going, guys? [ laughs .]
how's it going, guys? You want an ice pop? how's it going, guys? You want an ice pop? yeah.
You want an ice pop? yeah.
all right.
yeah.
all right.
q, drop this pop and try to all right.
q, drop this pop and try to keep picking it up but kick it q, drop this pop and try to keep picking it up but kick it all over.
Keep picking it up but kick it all over.
[ laughs .]
All over.
[ laughs .]
cherry you wanted, right? [ laughs .]
cherry you wanted, right? yeah, yeah.
cherry you wanted, right? yeah, yeah.
okay, here you go.
yeah, yeah.
okay, here you go.
Oh! Sorry.
I got it.
okay, here you go.
Oh! Sorry.
I got it.
Just kick it.
Oh! Sorry.
I got it.
Just kick it.
Oh, sorry.
Just kick it.
Oh, sorry.
Whoops.
Oh, sorry.
Whoops.
it's like a silent film.
Whoops.
it's like a silent film.
Make this black and white.
it's like a silent film.
Make this black and white.
Take out the sound and put in Make this black and white.
Take out the sound and put in some piano music right now.
Take out the sound and put in some piano music right now.
[ laughter .]
Some piano music right now.
[ laughter .]
[ piano music playing .]
[ laughter .]
[ piano music playing .]
[ fwoo! .]
[ piano music playing .]
[ fwoo! .]
[ fwoo! .]
[ fwoo! .]
[ fwoo! .]
[ fwee! .]
[ fwoo! .]
[ fwee! .]
[ fwoo! .]
[ fwee! .]
[ fwoo! .]
[ record scratches .]
[ fwoo! .]
[ record scratches .]
[ laughs .]
[ record scratches .]
[ laughs .]
she decided to get her own [ laughs .]
she decided to get her own popsicle.
she decided to get her own popsicle.
[ laughs .]
Popsicle.
[ laughs .]
all right.
What flavor would you like? Raspberry? Raspberry? yes.
"well, here's a little thing yes.
"well, here's a little thing about the raspberry.
" "well, here's a little thing about the raspberry.
" all right, here's a little About the raspberry.
" all right, here's a little thing about the raspberry.
all right, here's a little thing about the raspberry.
"my phone number's on that Thing about the raspberry.
"my phone number's on that stick, so get to licking.
" "my phone number's on that stick, so get to licking.
" [ laughs .]
Stick, so get to licking.
" [ laughs .]
here's the thing about the [ laughs .]
here's the thing about the raspberry.
here's the thing about the raspberry.
what? Raspberry.
what? my phone number's on the what? my phone number's on the stick, so gets to licking.
my phone number's on the stick, so gets to licking.
[ laughter .]
Stick, so gets to licking.
[ laughter .]
yeah, you like that? [ laughter .]
yeah, you like that? Call me.
yeah, you like that? Call me.
i will.
Call me.
i will.
oh, look at you.
i will.
oh, look at you.
all right, stop it.
oh, look at you.
all right, stop it.
[ laughter .]
all right, stop it.
[ laughter .]
narrator: Sal blew this [ laughter .]
narrator: Sal blew this popsicle stand, so he's narrator: Sal blew this popsicle stand, so he's tonight's big loser.
Popsicle stand, so he's tonight's big loser.
we're here at Tonight's big loser.
we're here at foxwoods resort casino for sal's we're here at foxwoods resort casino for sal's punishment 'cause he lost, and Foxwoods resort casino for sal's punishment 'cause he lost, and we're just going to a bingo Punishment 'cause he lost, and we're just going to a bingo hall, and all he's got to do is We're just going to a bingo hall, and all he's got to do is yell "bingo!" Hall, and all he's got to do is yell "bingo!" that's it! Yell "bingo!" that's it! bingo! that's it! bingo! you are gonna get killed by bingo! you are gonna get killed by old people! you are gonna get killed by old people! This is amazing! Old people! This is amazing! Do you know how serious bingo This is amazing! Do you know how serious bingo people are? Do you know how serious bingo people are? yes, i've been to bingo! People are? yes, i've been to bingo! My grandmother was a legend! yes, i've been to bingo! My grandmother was a legend! [ laughter .]
My grandmother was a legend! [ laughter .]
here we go! Here we go! [ laughter .]
here we go! Here we go! [ cheers and applause .]
here we go! Here we go! [ cheers and applause .]
i'm so excited for sal to win.
[ cheers and applause .]
i'm so excited for sal to win.
i'm so [bleep.]
nervous.
I'm so excited for sal to win.
i'm so [bleep.]
nervous.
sal, look at these.
i'm so [bleep.]
nervous.
sal, look at these.
Look around you.
sal, look at these.
Look around you.
You're in a sea of angry people.
Look around you.
You're in a sea of angry people.
I mean, notice how not one of You're in a sea of angry people.
I mean, notice how not one of them looks like they're having a I mean, notice how not one of them looks like they're having a good time.
Them looks like they're having a good time.
[ laughter .]
Good time.
[ laughter .]
b-6.
[ laughter .]
b-6.
dude, i am the scaredest i've b-6.
dude, i am the scaredest i've been since, like, i can't even dude, i am the scaredest i've been since, like, i can't even tell you, and i'm being dead Been since, like, i can't even tell you, and i'm being dead serious.
Tell you, and i'm being dead serious.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
Thank you.
Serious.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
Thank you.
[ laughter .]
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
Thank you.
[ laughter .]
she's worried! [ laughter .]
she's worried! g-5-8.
she's worried! g-5-8.
ready, sal? g-5-8.
ready, sal? oh, please don't.
ready, sal? oh, please don't.
Please don't.
oh, please don't.
Please don't.
all: Bingo! Please don't.
all: Bingo! all: Bingo! all: Bingo! all: Bingo! [ exhaling deeply .]
all: Bingo! [ exhaling deeply .]
bingo.
[ exhaling deeply .]
bingo.
[ laughs .]
bingo.
[ laughs .]
i got bingo.
[ laughs .]
i got bingo.
[ buzzer .]
i got bingo.
[ buzzer .]
it's on the screen! [ buzzer .]
it's on the screen! It's on the screen! it's on the screen! It's on the screen! Look! He's nowhere near it! It's on the screen! Look! He's nowhere near it! oh, they can see my card? Look! He's nowhere near it! oh, they can see my card? yeah.
oh, they can see my card? yeah.
oh, so the whole place just yeah.
oh, so the whole place just saw my card and saw how many i oh, so the whole place just saw my card and saw how many i was missing? Saw my card and saw how many i was missing? yeah.
Was missing? yeah.
okay, thank you.
yeah.
okay, thank you.
now look.
okay, thank you.
now look.
Everybody's looking at him.
now look.
Everybody's looking at him.
now it's bad.
Everybody's looking at him.
now it's bad.
let's see what happens next.
now it's bad.
let's see what happens next.
please, i hope i have bingo let's see what happens next.
please, i hope i have bingo for real.
please, i hope i have bingo for real.
n-3-5.
For real.
n-3-5.
all: Bingo! n-3-5.
all: Bingo! oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
all: Bingo! oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Bingo! oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Bingo! [ laughter .]
Bingo! [ laughter .]
listen to them! [ laughter .]
listen to them! look at this lady! listen to them! look at this lady! my bad.
I got it -- i got it look at this lady! my bad.
I got it -- i got it this time.
my bad.
I got it -- i got it this time.
[ buzzer .]
This time.
[ buzzer .]
oh, my god! [ buzzer .]
oh, my god! look.
Look at these looks.
oh, my god! look.
Look at these looks.
look at the looks you're look.
Look at these looks.
look at the looks you're getting! look at the looks you're getting! Look at them! Getting! Look at them! my bad, my bad, my bad.
Look at them! my bad, my bad, my bad.
[ laughs .]
my bad, my bad, my bad.
[ laughs .]
oh, my goodness.
[ laughs .]
oh, my goodness.
I can't do it.
oh, my goodness.
I can't do it.
o-7-0.
I can't do it.
o-7-0.
oh, my god.
I can't do it o-7-0.
oh, my god.
I can't do it again, guys.
oh, my god.
I can't do it again, guys.
no, you don't have to.
Again, guys.
no, you don't have to.
Don't worry.
no, you don't have to.
Don't worry.
b-1-2.
Don't worry.
b-1-2.
bingo.
b-1-2.
bingo.
[ laughter .]
bingo.
[ laughter .]
bingo! Bingo! [ laughter .]
bingo! Bingo! [bleep.]
bingo! Bingo! [bleep.]
bingo! [bleep.]
bingo! [ audience shouting .]
bingo! [ audience shouting .]
[ laughter .]
[ audience shouting .]
[ laughter .]
i got it! Bingo! [ laughter .]
i got it! Bingo! Right now i got it.
I got it! Bingo! Right now i got it.
I know, i know.
Right now i got it.
I know, i know.
I thought before i didn't have I know, i know.
I thought before i didn't have it.
I thought before i didn't have it.
Bingo.
Bingo! [ buzzer .]
it sounds like all hell's it sounds like all hell's about to break loose.
[ laughter .]
About to break loose.
[ laughter .]
oh, my god.
[ laughter .]
oh, my god.
Sal, how does the room feel Oh, my god.
Sal, how does the room feel right now, buddy? Sal, how does the room feel right now, buddy? oh, my god, dude.
Right now, buddy? oh, my god, dude.
You have no [bleep.]
idea.
oh, my god, dude.
You have no [bleep.]
idea.
walk us through it.
You have no [bleep.]
idea.
walk us through it.
Walk us through it.
walk us through it.
Walk us through it.
you have to come out here Walk us through it.
you have to come out here right now and see what's going you have to come out here right now and see what's going on out here.
Right now and see what's going on out here.
i'm not coming out there! On out here.
i'm not coming out there! no way.
i'm not coming out there! no way.
You're on your own, buddy.
no way.
You're on your own, buddy.
If you need me, i'm at a craps You're on your own, buddy.
If you need me, i'm at a craps table.
If you need me, i'm at a craps table.
yeah.
Table.
yeah.
g-5-1.
yeah.
g-5-1.
"[bleep.]
all y'all! g-5-1.
"[bleep.]
all y'all! I got bingo!" "[bleep.]
all y'all! I got bingo!" [ laughs .]
I got bingo!" [ laughs .]
no, no, please.
[ laughs .]
no, no, please.
You don't understand for real no, no, please.
You don't understand for real what's going on out here.
You don't understand for real what's going on out here.
bingo! What's going on out here.
bingo! bingo! bingo! bingo! all: Bingo! [bleep.]
you.
Bingo! [ audience shouting .]
i -- i -- [ buzzer .]
no, he's missinsome.
[ buzzer .]
no, he's missinsome.
this is the worst punishment no, he's missinsome.
this is the worst punishment i've ever had.
n-3-6.
oh, this lady just told me she's gonna throw something at oh, this lady just told me she's gonna throw something at me if i do it again.
She's gonna throw something at me if i do it again.
well, let's see if she's full Me if i do it again.
well, let's see if she's full of [bleep.]
well, let's see if she's full of [bleep.]
bingo! Of [bleep.]
bingo! [ laughter .]
Bingo! [ laughter .]
bingo! [ laughter .]
bingo! [ audience shouting .]
bingo! [ audience shouting .]
they have turned.
[ audience shouting .]
they have turned.
They have turned.
they have turned.
They have turned.
oh [bleep.]
They have turned.
oh [bleep.]
"i got that bingo!" oh [bleep.]
"i got that bingo!" i got that bingo.
"i got that bingo!" i got that bingo.
look at all of them! i got that bingo.
look at all of them! Oh [bleep.]
look at all of them! Oh [bleep.]
people are saying they're not Oh [bleep.]
people are saying they're not playing no more, man.
people are saying they're not playing no more, man.
They're gonna come after me Playing no more, man.
They're gonna come after me right now.
They're gonna come after me right now.
They're saying they're not Right now.
They're saying they're not playing no more, man.
They're saying they're not playing no more, man.
I can't -- i can't -- Playing no more, man.
I can't -- i can't -- this is bad.
I can't -- i can't -- this is bad.
[ laughter .]
This is bad.
[ laughter .]
look at the whole place! [ laughter .]
look at the whole place! They are so happy! Look at the whole place! They are so happy! [ cheers and applause .]
i thought i had it.
I thought i had the bingo.
I thought i had the bingo.
I thought i -- bingo! Bingo! I thought i -- bingo! Bingo! [ laughter .]
[ laughter .]
i thought i had the bingo! I thought i had the bingo! guys, in a word guys, in a word all: Bingo.