Clarence US (2014) s03e32 Episode Script
R.C. Car
1 [Remote clicks.]
[Upbeat music.]
I don't care what you say! I'm gonna do what I want all day! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! [Music.]
[Bell tolls.]
[Triumphant music.]
I will call you Carla.
Mwah! [Music.]
[Engine whirs.]
[Crowd cheering.]
[Crowd gasps, music fades.]
Nice.
[Upbeat music.]
[Chuckling.]
[Making "vroom" noises.]
[Laughing.]
There ya go! Oh! Ah, all right.
[Giggling.]
[Sighs.]
Yeah, Carla, we have fun.
- What is that? - Carla.
Does it fly? ["I don't know" shrug.]
So lame.
Let's go, Mother.
You know what I always drive.
It's so selfish.
Why don't you pick where we go, Carla? This time you drive.
[Music.]
[Wind howls.]
[Gasps.]
Oh, my goodness, Carla! How are you doing this? [Chuckles.]
Driving all by yourself! Oof.
You sure we should go in there, Carla? It looks pinchy.
Okay! [Grunting.]
Ow.
Ow, ow.
Oh, hey! Carla, you found me comics! [Chuckles.]
[Video game noises.]
You should drive on all our adventures.
Where to next, my Carla? [Humming.]
After rough riders, we meet Mavis for an ice cream social.
- Oh, uh-huh.
- Then I made an appointment - to make lanyards with Darlie.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
She's got a whole bucket of gimp, and I don't want to miss out on the premium colors.
- Yeah, I'm up for anything.
- Really? What if I told you we were gonna go to, oh, I don't know, to the dentist? - You'd want to do that? - No.
But you agreed to do anything on this itinerary.
Is going to the dentist on there? - No, but - Cool.
- Uh, what are you drawing? - I'm just winging it.
[Engine whirs.]
Hey, guys! What happened to you? [Chuckles.]
Carla was showin' me around town.
- She found these! - Oh! Nice! What do you mean, she's showing you around? You're still driving it with the remote.
I may be holding the remote [Sniffles.]
but Carla's driving.
[Whirrs.]
It's obvious you're the one controlling the car.
- There she goes again! - Whoa! Come on, Jeff, before you miss it! [Laughs.]
I'm gonna have to move some things around.
[Upbeat music.]
Come on! [Laughing.]
[Music.]
Wow! [Laughs.]
[Panting.]
[Gasps.]
Ooh! - Oh! - Whoa, oh! [Music continues.]
- Whoa! - Football.
- Whoa.
- Clock.
Gosh, I'm sorry, Darlie! Please stop yelling, Darlie.
Clarence: Carla's so cool [Chuckles.]
Right? It's fun, but it's just leading us to random places.
But it's not too late to get back on schedule.
A quick chat with Darlie, and then ice cream with Mavis! - Uh-oh.
Jeff! - Guys, come on.
Darlie's house is in the opposite direction.
Come on, Jeff, follow that car! Wow, I didn't know there was a path here.
Hmm.
I wonder what it found.
It's a hole.
[Gasps.]
Oh, wow! Carla found this! - Oh, Jeff! - Aah! See, Jeff! Carla knows where the good stuff is.
That's trash with worms in it! If we stick to my schedule, we're guaranteed to have a fine time.
- I do want to see Mavis.
- Can Carla come, too? Yes, Clarence, you can bring your toy car.
Now let's see, we missed Breehn, so we can move him - to next week, and - Carla! Wha! Would you can you guys believe this?! Oh, my! Come on, man classic Clarence.
Whoa, wait for me, Carla! [Grunts.]
[Laughing.]
[Groans.]
Whoa! [Upbeat music playing.]
[Beeping.]
[Screeching.]
[Squawking.]
Help! Help! Save me! Uh, Clarence, did Carla mean to bring us here? [Grunting.]
[Beeping.]
Carla's not moving.
- Just give her a moment - Clarence [Gasps.]
Wait, guys, um Carla was leading us here to this old potato chip! - Yuck! - Filthy.
- Praise Carla! - This is just typical.
I have to reschedule with Darlie for the fifth time today.
Of course.
Hello, operator? - I'm hungry! - Oh, um, I'm pretty sure Carla wants to eat, too.
[Slowing music.]
See? I told you Carla was hungry! - Ugh! - Oh! [Cries.]
Feed me, Carla! [Groans.]
Clarence, let's go.
Mm-hmm, yep! She's almost done! Gah! Enough! Following this car around just led us - to an afternoon of crumminess! - [Gasps.]
Jeffery! I had all these ideas for activities for today, but we can still get ice cream with Mavis.
But but Carla is my best friend I ever had who has the bestest ideas all the time.
Clarence, Carla is not real.
Oh, yeah? Then who made that drawing? - Ow.
- You! You're the one controlling it! Here, look! I can draw the same picture, let me just [Beeping.]
Wait, what the heck is going on? [Dramatic music.]
- What? - Jeff, I said right! [Tires squeal.]
Whoa, she's going crazy! Whoa! Okay, I'm interested.
[Barking.]
Jeff: Can this really be happening? She probably just short-circuited.
Oh, I'm telling you, guys, Carla's gonna show us something real special.
All: Whoa! - Carla, wait! - Whoa! - Sumo, come on! - That's a really steep hill.
Plus, I still want to hang out with Mavis, right, Jeff? I kind of want to see where Carla goes.
Hmm we'll never catch her now.
[Grunts.]
- Give me that.
- What the?! Oh, hey! Were you thinking about going down this hill? - Yeah.
- Oh, extreme! Well, you're definitely going to be needing this.
And these.
- Nice knowing ya! - Thanks, Rita! Are you guys out of your minds? Going down that hill in the middle of the street?! Do you know how dangerous that is?! - In or out, Sumo? - Yeah! I am out! - Ready? - Ready! [Screaming.]
Hmm.
I think I want to go Oh, heavy traffic! Scary! [Screaming.]
Can you help me across? [Screaming.]
Isn't this so much fun? [Screaming.]
[Grunts.]
[Chuckling.]
Whoa! [Crash!.]
- Yay! - Aah! - Here! Take one of these! - No! [Screaming.]
Whoa! Mmm, mmm, mmm.
[Screaming.]
- [Gasps.]
I'm alive! - Carla! Carla! Carla! [Grunting.]
[Muffled.]
Carla! Carla! Carla! Carla! Carla! You're going to be okay.
Why did you bring us here?! Why did you bring us here?! There must be a reason you brought us to this place! Um, maybe it's about the journey and not the destination.
She was in the trash bag! Check the trash! [Gasps.]
Smokin'! Carla nails it again.
[Chuckles.]
No! Carla! [Grunts.]
[Beeping.]
Ugh, finally! Geez, what even was that? Why was it glitching out all day long until just now? Sumo, Sumo why can't why'd you why'd you do that?! She was my dearest friend! - She led us here for a reason! - Murderer! Now now, let's not call names.
Just give me the bat and we can try to fix Carla.
Look at yourselves.
You've been digging through trash, you're covered in dirt! You could've been killed coming down that hill! The Carla thing was fun at first, but this is just stupid! Okay, man, just just hear me out And we did none of the stuff on Jeff's list! [Grunts.]
[Panting.]
I really wanted to eat ice cream with Mavis.
I haven't seen Mavis in forever! - Hmm.
- Mm.
So, what do you have to say for yourselves?! Sorry, Sumo.
Hmm.
[Soft music.]
I suppose this is what Carla was always traveling towards - her grave.
- You're doing the right thing, man.
Sleep now and forever, my Carla.
You'll be someone else's buried treasure now.
[All slurping.]
So, Mavis, how have you been? [Laughter.]
Early to bed Early to rise Picking my nose
[Upbeat music.]
I don't care what you say! I'm gonna do what I want all day! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! [Music.]
[Bell tolls.]
[Triumphant music.]
I will call you Carla.
Mwah! [Music.]
[Engine whirs.]
[Crowd cheering.]
[Crowd gasps, music fades.]
Nice.
[Upbeat music.]
[Chuckling.]
[Making "vroom" noises.]
[Laughing.]
There ya go! Oh! Ah, all right.
[Giggling.]
[Sighs.]
Yeah, Carla, we have fun.
- What is that? - Carla.
Does it fly? ["I don't know" shrug.]
So lame.
Let's go, Mother.
You know what I always drive.
It's so selfish.
Why don't you pick where we go, Carla? This time you drive.
[Music.]
[Wind howls.]
[Gasps.]
Oh, my goodness, Carla! How are you doing this? [Chuckles.]
Driving all by yourself! Oof.
You sure we should go in there, Carla? It looks pinchy.
Okay! [Grunting.]
Ow.
Ow, ow.
Oh, hey! Carla, you found me comics! [Chuckles.]
[Video game noises.]
You should drive on all our adventures.
Where to next, my Carla? [Humming.]
After rough riders, we meet Mavis for an ice cream social.
- Oh, uh-huh.
- Then I made an appointment - to make lanyards with Darlie.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
She's got a whole bucket of gimp, and I don't want to miss out on the premium colors.
- Yeah, I'm up for anything.
- Really? What if I told you we were gonna go to, oh, I don't know, to the dentist? - You'd want to do that? - No.
But you agreed to do anything on this itinerary.
Is going to the dentist on there? - No, but - Cool.
- Uh, what are you drawing? - I'm just winging it.
[Engine whirs.]
Hey, guys! What happened to you? [Chuckles.]
Carla was showin' me around town.
- She found these! - Oh! Nice! What do you mean, she's showing you around? You're still driving it with the remote.
I may be holding the remote [Sniffles.]
but Carla's driving.
[Whirrs.]
It's obvious you're the one controlling the car.
- There she goes again! - Whoa! Come on, Jeff, before you miss it! [Laughs.]
I'm gonna have to move some things around.
[Upbeat music.]
Come on! [Laughing.]
[Music.]
Wow! [Laughs.]
[Panting.]
[Gasps.]
Ooh! - Oh! - Whoa, oh! [Music continues.]
- Whoa! - Football.
- Whoa.
- Clock.
Gosh, I'm sorry, Darlie! Please stop yelling, Darlie.
Clarence: Carla's so cool [Chuckles.]
Right? It's fun, but it's just leading us to random places.
But it's not too late to get back on schedule.
A quick chat with Darlie, and then ice cream with Mavis! - Uh-oh.
Jeff! - Guys, come on.
Darlie's house is in the opposite direction.
Come on, Jeff, follow that car! Wow, I didn't know there was a path here.
Hmm.
I wonder what it found.
It's a hole.
[Gasps.]
Oh, wow! Carla found this! - Oh, Jeff! - Aah! See, Jeff! Carla knows where the good stuff is.
That's trash with worms in it! If we stick to my schedule, we're guaranteed to have a fine time.
- I do want to see Mavis.
- Can Carla come, too? Yes, Clarence, you can bring your toy car.
Now let's see, we missed Breehn, so we can move him - to next week, and - Carla! Wha! Would you can you guys believe this?! Oh, my! Come on, man classic Clarence.
Whoa, wait for me, Carla! [Grunts.]
[Laughing.]
[Groans.]
Whoa! [Upbeat music playing.]
[Beeping.]
[Screeching.]
[Squawking.]
Help! Help! Save me! Uh, Clarence, did Carla mean to bring us here? [Grunting.]
[Beeping.]
Carla's not moving.
- Just give her a moment - Clarence [Gasps.]
Wait, guys, um Carla was leading us here to this old potato chip! - Yuck! - Filthy.
- Praise Carla! - This is just typical.
I have to reschedule with Darlie for the fifth time today.
Of course.
Hello, operator? - I'm hungry! - Oh, um, I'm pretty sure Carla wants to eat, too.
[Slowing music.]
See? I told you Carla was hungry! - Ugh! - Oh! [Cries.]
Feed me, Carla! [Groans.]
Clarence, let's go.
Mm-hmm, yep! She's almost done! Gah! Enough! Following this car around just led us - to an afternoon of crumminess! - [Gasps.]
Jeffery! I had all these ideas for activities for today, but we can still get ice cream with Mavis.
But but Carla is my best friend I ever had who has the bestest ideas all the time.
Clarence, Carla is not real.
Oh, yeah? Then who made that drawing? - Ow.
- You! You're the one controlling it! Here, look! I can draw the same picture, let me just [Beeping.]
Wait, what the heck is going on? [Dramatic music.]
- What? - Jeff, I said right! [Tires squeal.]
Whoa, she's going crazy! Whoa! Okay, I'm interested.
[Barking.]
Jeff: Can this really be happening? She probably just short-circuited.
Oh, I'm telling you, guys, Carla's gonna show us something real special.
All: Whoa! - Carla, wait! - Whoa! - Sumo, come on! - That's a really steep hill.
Plus, I still want to hang out with Mavis, right, Jeff? I kind of want to see where Carla goes.
Hmm we'll never catch her now.
[Grunts.]
- Give me that.
- What the?! Oh, hey! Were you thinking about going down this hill? - Yeah.
- Oh, extreme! Well, you're definitely going to be needing this.
And these.
- Nice knowing ya! - Thanks, Rita! Are you guys out of your minds? Going down that hill in the middle of the street?! Do you know how dangerous that is?! - In or out, Sumo? - Yeah! I am out! - Ready? - Ready! [Screaming.]
Hmm.
I think I want to go Oh, heavy traffic! Scary! [Screaming.]
Can you help me across? [Screaming.]
Isn't this so much fun? [Screaming.]
[Grunts.]
[Chuckling.]
Whoa! [Crash!.]
- Yay! - Aah! - Here! Take one of these! - No! [Screaming.]
Whoa! Mmm, mmm, mmm.
[Screaming.]
- [Gasps.]
I'm alive! - Carla! Carla! Carla! [Grunting.]
[Muffled.]
Carla! Carla! Carla! Carla! Carla! You're going to be okay.
Why did you bring us here?! Why did you bring us here?! There must be a reason you brought us to this place! Um, maybe it's about the journey and not the destination.
She was in the trash bag! Check the trash! [Gasps.]
Smokin'! Carla nails it again.
[Chuckles.]
No! Carla! [Grunts.]
[Beeping.]
Ugh, finally! Geez, what even was that? Why was it glitching out all day long until just now? Sumo, Sumo why can't why'd you why'd you do that?! She was my dearest friend! - She led us here for a reason! - Murderer! Now now, let's not call names.
Just give me the bat and we can try to fix Carla.
Look at yourselves.
You've been digging through trash, you're covered in dirt! You could've been killed coming down that hill! The Carla thing was fun at first, but this is just stupid! Okay, man, just just hear me out And we did none of the stuff on Jeff's list! [Grunts.]
[Panting.]
I really wanted to eat ice cream with Mavis.
I haven't seen Mavis in forever! - Hmm.
- Mm.
So, what do you have to say for yourselves?! Sorry, Sumo.
Hmm.
[Soft music.]
I suppose this is what Carla was always traveling towards - her grave.
- You're doing the right thing, man.
Sleep now and forever, my Carla.
You'll be someone else's buried treasure now.
[All slurping.]
So, Mavis, how have you been? [Laughter.]
Early to bed Early to rise Picking my nose