That's So Raven (2003) s03e34 Episode Script
Vision Impossible
1 "Hello.
And welcome to the mother nature's beauty secrets party, smile here" "Our shampoos are all-natural, totally organic, "and completely vegetarian.
"They're equally at home on your hair or On your salad.
" That's That is that is "Tasty.
" "Now, someone I've never met will tell us how she feels about this all-natural shampoo.
Hey, Rae.
I mean Stranger.
Hi, ladies.
Ever since I've been using mother nature's beauty secret, my hair has never felt more bouncy Shiny Or full of luster.
Don't touch the luster.
Now, who would like some free samples? Here you go.
Enjoy, you guys.
All right, stay beautiful.
Bye.
Man, once they try those free samples, the orders will come pouring in.
No they won't, Chels, 'cause you gave away the product.
These are the free samples.
Not again! Hey, you guys, come back! I think I gave you the wrong Can't a man have some privacy? Rae, you were supposed to watch me.
I I'm sorry.
I was watching something else.
Yep, that's me.
So I was a floating head brushing my teeth in your locker? That is impossible.
Well, of course it is.
You don't even know her combination.
Look, that's never gonna come true Right? No.
Of course not.
But, you know what? I've been having these weird visions all week.
Yesterday I had one about a scratching cat.
What's so weird about that? Well, he was scratchin' on the turntables.
Whiskers was all like, Then I had a vision about dad and Cory dressed up like a sailor and a cowboy searchin' for gold on the moon.
What is that? Did you tell 'em? Yeah.
I mean, what's it's gonna hurt? They're not gonna go to the moon and actually dig for gold.
That would be crazy.
Could you imagine In a sailor outfit? These people claim they live here.
Look, it's the village people.
Dad, Cory, what are you doing? I caught them digging up the lawn down at Harvey moon's place.
Officer, as I tried to explain, we had a very strong reason to believe that there was something very valuable buried underneath that lawn.
Was it your dignity, sir? We filled in the hole, and Harvey's not pressing any charges.
I'm watching you, cowboy.
And you, too, Popeye.
You guys dug up Harvey moon's yard? Yeah, because you said there'd be gold under there.
I said the real moon.
Well, I can't go to the real moon in these clothes.
It's embarrassing.
I don't know why you guys even listened to me.
I told you my visions have been jacked-up lately.
And it's really starting to freak me out.
This has never happened to me before.
Look, honey, if you're getting that upset about it, why don't you see that doctor at the psychic institute? Dr.
Sleevemore.
You know what? And he's not only a doctor, he's also a psychic.
Dr.
Sleevemore! Raven.
I had a strong feeling you were gonna need my services.
Sorry I took so long.
Hello.
This is the Sleevemore mobile psychic oscillator.
So will this help Raven figure out why she's having these weird visions? It should.
Is it gonna hurt? It shouldn't.
But if your ears start to smoke, raise your hand.
What?!! Small joke.
A little Sleevemore humor always helps to relax the brain before we fry it.
Aahy- Again, small joke.
Any questions before we start? Yes.
Can I interest you in some all-natural shampoo? Yes.
It leaves your hair shiny and bouncy and full of luster, just like Raven's.
Really? Because, you know, I was just saying to Mrs.
Sleevemore this morning that my hair has plenty of bounce, but it does lack luster.
Just in front.
Champignon! Very nice.
Hello! Can we please get back to my cranium.
Of course.
We'll talk.
Now, Raven, in order to determine the cause of your bizarre visions, I'm going to probe that part of your brain that stores memories and project them onto the screen.
You're gonna probe Raven's brain? You gotta find it first.
You know what? I'm gonna probe my foot Ok! Ok! Enough, you two.
All right, let's start oscillating.
Now, Raven, has there ever been a time when you felt that you weren't yourself? That's right.
I am Marvin C.
Sweetback.
I have been named new general manager of Sassy's international.
Nuff said.
Hello.
Hey, there, little lady.
I'm your plumber.
Y'all just keep on doing what you're doin'.
I'm called the invisible plumber, so I'm just gonna be invisible.
Ok.
Actually, sir, it's our upstairs bathroom.
Hey, little lady! Who is your plumber? You are.
So what's my name? Mr.
Plumber, sir! Well, hello, there, Mr.
Petracelli.
I'm Tonya Baxter, Raven's mother.
Thanks for coming.
Anything for my baby's favorite teacher.
Welcome to Augustine's.
2 steps back.
Please, stop looking at me! Why can't I just blend in? Hello, folks, and welcome to Rusty's bar and grill located on I-94 right next to Leanna's hair emporium, where the bigger the hair, the more we care.
Freeze, suckers! Call me now! Call me psychics because your future's on the line.
Well, well Well.
Look what we've got here.
The name's E.
R.
'cause I, like, totally live in the emergency room.
Get it? Hello I'm sunshine.
Very interesting, Raven.
It seems that you have some multiple identity issues.
No, no, no, no.
I know who I am.
It just that sometimes, my visions put me in weird situations where I don't want other people to know who I am.
Well, that may be, but it doesn't explain what's been happening to your visions.
It might be phsyical.
Have you had any bad falls? Well One or 2, really.
Zap 'em! These are pretty good.
Tell me when.
Get over! But Could someone get me down from here? Gently.
I'm ok.
I'm gonna leave here while I still have my dignity! I'm ok.
I'm ok.
I'm not ok.
- I ain't never seen that.
- That's crazy.
She went way up in the sky.
Hello! Hello! Pain a lot! I'm sorry, Raven.
I've looked at the data, but I can see no plausable scientific explanation for your problem.
Great.
Great.
So my my vision's just gonna stay jacked-up? It was bad enough when they were normal.
Well, it might just be temporary, but there is an alternative.
However, it's Quite extreme.
I'm listening.
Well, I can de-oscillate the hemisphere of your cerebral cortex that controls your paranormal vibrations.
Say what? I can zap your bean and turn off the visions forever.
Really? No more visions? Are you serious, doc? One zap, and my visions are gone forever? Just think Rae, for once in your life, you could be normal.
Yeah, like us.
Well Some of us.
Rae, this is a very big decision.
You should think about it.
I am thinking.
I'm thinking about all the trouble my visions have caused me.
Chelsea! Oh, snap! What did you see? Ok, well, first-! Pretty much that.
Stop! Stop! Ho-ho! Ok, wait! Ok, let's make a deal, plant.
Let's make a deal.
Cool! Dad, maybe we should Oh, snap.
Girl, you are so ready for that Blue Rain concert.
So am i.
No!! No!! Man! This can't be good.
Don't forget the nachos, please.
Nachos.
Nachos? Here! Take some nachos, people! Take some nachos! Take some nach Raven, stop your crazy machine before the whole school is filled.
Ok, ok.
I'm goin' in.
Ok, 1 2 3! Come on.
Get it, Chels! Get it! Oh, snap.
This isn't good.
Now spread it around evenly.
I'm spreadin'.
I'm spreadin'.
I'm spreadin'.
My cheeks! What caused you to swell up like that? I ate a mushroom.
I'm super allergic.
Have you been using this shampoo? Yep.
I champignon every day, just like it says on the bottle.
Do you know what "champignon" means? Yes.
What? French for "shampoo," right? No, no.
It's French for "mushroom.
" Mushroom shampoo?! Chels, did you know that "champignon" meant "mushroom" in French.
Did you know? No.
Ok, yeah, Rae, I did.
I'm so sorry.
I forgot you were allergic.
Well, there's your problem.
The shampoo seeped through your scalp and had an allergic reaction with your cerebral cortex, manifesting itself in, as you so quaintly put it, these "jacked-up visions.
" So, wait a minute, if she stops using this shampoo, her visions will go back to normal? They should.
You'll be back to yourself in no time, Rae.
Yeah, myself Falling, getting into weird situations, causing everybody trouble.
Rae, what are you saying? I am saying, you guys, I am done with these visions.
Go ahead and zap me, doc.
All right.
I have to make a few adjustments.
Rae, this is pretty drastic.
Yeah.
Before you do anything, think about all the good times we had because of your visions.
Thanks to Eddie Thomas, Chelsea Daniels, and Raven Baxter for taking a stand and for going undercover for us.
Thank you, Raven.
I never thought I'd see the 4 Aces again.
Thank you so much for knocking on my door.
And, you know, you're a very sweet girl, even though you do talk to yourself.
Cory, I never thought I'd say this, but I am so proud of you.
I never thought I would say this: But thanks for havin' my back.
This girl does not have the look! The look? Who says that's the only look? You make people feel bad if they don't look like that.
No one looks like that.
I don't even look like that.
Because in case you haven't noticed, people come in all shapes and sizes, and they're all beautiful.
Tell it, girl! Speak the truth! Put that in your magazine.
I'm sorry.
Me, too.
Hug.
Hug.
On top of old smokey all covered with weeds I'm a real funky dude in this crazy disco mood See, now that my feet are on the ground, I'll show y'all how Americans get down.
Hook it up.
Hook it up.
I can feel the rhythm of your heart nay, nay, what it's all about nay, nay, wanna hear you shout come on, everybody try and make some noise Raven.
Thank you for bringin' gravy back into our lives.
That was it! That was it, you guys! That was my vision.
Yeah.
And I love your visions.
Love 'em, love 'em, love 'em.
You don't have to love the outdoors just 'cause I do.
Yeah.
I guess you're right.
We can like different things and still be best friends.
It sure is beautiful.
Yeah.
Well I guess there have been some good times.
All right, Raven, sit back and relax, and your visions will be gone forever.
No! No, doctor! I don't want it! I don't want it! No! Stop it! Help me! Help me! Stop it, please! Hold on tight, Raven.
I'm trying to find the emergency brake.
Found it.
I'm ok.
So my visions, are they gone? I don't know.
You jacked-up my oscillator.
But I don't want to lose my visions.
I realize I just wouldn't be me without them.
Sweetheart, I'm so sorry.
It'll be ok.
That's right, you guys.
I know that face.
You had a vision.
Yes, you guys, and it was a normal one, and you guys were all rushing up to hug me.
I said rushing! Right! That's right, you guys.
Just like in my vision.
Lookit at Rae.
She's snoozin' away.
Well, she did have a pretty rough day.
And Dr.
Sleevemore's not picking up his stuff until tomorrow.
Y'all wanna see what Raven's dreamin'? Cory, peeking-in on someone's dreams is an invasion of privacy.
Yeah.
We shouldn't do it.
I didn't say that.
Yeah! Happy Valentine's day.
I love you, Rae.
I love you, too, Devon.
That's our song.
Would you like to dance? I'd love to.
Devon, it was such a beautiful day today.
Rae, you're the most beautiful girl in the world.
Are y'all spyin' on my dream?! That is jacked-up! I am angry, I am awake, and I'm comin' to gitcha! This is awkward.
You better run! You're nosy! Come here!
And welcome to the mother nature's beauty secrets party, smile here" "Our shampoos are all-natural, totally organic, "and completely vegetarian.
"They're equally at home on your hair or On your salad.
" That's That is that is "Tasty.
" "Now, someone I've never met will tell us how she feels about this all-natural shampoo.
Hey, Rae.
I mean Stranger.
Hi, ladies.
Ever since I've been using mother nature's beauty secret, my hair has never felt more bouncy Shiny Or full of luster.
Don't touch the luster.
Now, who would like some free samples? Here you go.
Enjoy, you guys.
All right, stay beautiful.
Bye.
Man, once they try those free samples, the orders will come pouring in.
No they won't, Chels, 'cause you gave away the product.
These are the free samples.
Not again! Hey, you guys, come back! I think I gave you the wrong Can't a man have some privacy? Rae, you were supposed to watch me.
I I'm sorry.
I was watching something else.
Yep, that's me.
So I was a floating head brushing my teeth in your locker? That is impossible.
Well, of course it is.
You don't even know her combination.
Look, that's never gonna come true Right? No.
Of course not.
But, you know what? I've been having these weird visions all week.
Yesterday I had one about a scratching cat.
What's so weird about that? Well, he was scratchin' on the turntables.
Whiskers was all like, Then I had a vision about dad and Cory dressed up like a sailor and a cowboy searchin' for gold on the moon.
What is that? Did you tell 'em? Yeah.
I mean, what's it's gonna hurt? They're not gonna go to the moon and actually dig for gold.
That would be crazy.
Could you imagine In a sailor outfit? These people claim they live here.
Look, it's the village people.
Dad, Cory, what are you doing? I caught them digging up the lawn down at Harvey moon's place.
Officer, as I tried to explain, we had a very strong reason to believe that there was something very valuable buried underneath that lawn.
Was it your dignity, sir? We filled in the hole, and Harvey's not pressing any charges.
I'm watching you, cowboy.
And you, too, Popeye.
You guys dug up Harvey moon's yard? Yeah, because you said there'd be gold under there.
I said the real moon.
Well, I can't go to the real moon in these clothes.
It's embarrassing.
I don't know why you guys even listened to me.
I told you my visions have been jacked-up lately.
And it's really starting to freak me out.
This has never happened to me before.
Look, honey, if you're getting that upset about it, why don't you see that doctor at the psychic institute? Dr.
Sleevemore.
You know what? And he's not only a doctor, he's also a psychic.
Dr.
Sleevemore! Raven.
I had a strong feeling you were gonna need my services.
Sorry I took so long.
Hello.
This is the Sleevemore mobile psychic oscillator.
So will this help Raven figure out why she's having these weird visions? It should.
Is it gonna hurt? It shouldn't.
But if your ears start to smoke, raise your hand.
What?!! Small joke.
A little Sleevemore humor always helps to relax the brain before we fry it.
Aahy- Again, small joke.
Any questions before we start? Yes.
Can I interest you in some all-natural shampoo? Yes.
It leaves your hair shiny and bouncy and full of luster, just like Raven's.
Really? Because, you know, I was just saying to Mrs.
Sleevemore this morning that my hair has plenty of bounce, but it does lack luster.
Just in front.
Champignon! Very nice.
Hello! Can we please get back to my cranium.
Of course.
We'll talk.
Now, Raven, in order to determine the cause of your bizarre visions, I'm going to probe that part of your brain that stores memories and project them onto the screen.
You're gonna probe Raven's brain? You gotta find it first.
You know what? I'm gonna probe my foot Ok! Ok! Enough, you two.
All right, let's start oscillating.
Now, Raven, has there ever been a time when you felt that you weren't yourself? That's right.
I am Marvin C.
Sweetback.
I have been named new general manager of Sassy's international.
Nuff said.
Hello.
Hey, there, little lady.
I'm your plumber.
Y'all just keep on doing what you're doin'.
I'm called the invisible plumber, so I'm just gonna be invisible.
Ok.
Actually, sir, it's our upstairs bathroom.
Hey, little lady! Who is your plumber? You are.
So what's my name? Mr.
Plumber, sir! Well, hello, there, Mr.
Petracelli.
I'm Tonya Baxter, Raven's mother.
Thanks for coming.
Anything for my baby's favorite teacher.
Welcome to Augustine's.
2 steps back.
Please, stop looking at me! Why can't I just blend in? Hello, folks, and welcome to Rusty's bar and grill located on I-94 right next to Leanna's hair emporium, where the bigger the hair, the more we care.
Freeze, suckers! Call me now! Call me psychics because your future's on the line.
Well, well Well.
Look what we've got here.
The name's E.
R.
'cause I, like, totally live in the emergency room.
Get it? Hello I'm sunshine.
Very interesting, Raven.
It seems that you have some multiple identity issues.
No, no, no, no.
I know who I am.
It just that sometimes, my visions put me in weird situations where I don't want other people to know who I am.
Well, that may be, but it doesn't explain what's been happening to your visions.
It might be phsyical.
Have you had any bad falls? Well One or 2, really.
Zap 'em! These are pretty good.
Tell me when.
Get over! But Could someone get me down from here? Gently.
I'm ok.
I'm gonna leave here while I still have my dignity! I'm ok.
I'm ok.
I'm not ok.
- I ain't never seen that.
- That's crazy.
She went way up in the sky.
Hello! Hello! Pain a lot! I'm sorry, Raven.
I've looked at the data, but I can see no plausable scientific explanation for your problem.
Great.
Great.
So my my vision's just gonna stay jacked-up? It was bad enough when they were normal.
Well, it might just be temporary, but there is an alternative.
However, it's Quite extreme.
I'm listening.
Well, I can de-oscillate the hemisphere of your cerebral cortex that controls your paranormal vibrations.
Say what? I can zap your bean and turn off the visions forever.
Really? No more visions? Are you serious, doc? One zap, and my visions are gone forever? Just think Rae, for once in your life, you could be normal.
Yeah, like us.
Well Some of us.
Rae, this is a very big decision.
You should think about it.
I am thinking.
I'm thinking about all the trouble my visions have caused me.
Chelsea! Oh, snap! What did you see? Ok, well, first-! Pretty much that.
Stop! Stop! Ho-ho! Ok, wait! Ok, let's make a deal, plant.
Let's make a deal.
Cool! Dad, maybe we should Oh, snap.
Girl, you are so ready for that Blue Rain concert.
So am i.
No!! No!! Man! This can't be good.
Don't forget the nachos, please.
Nachos.
Nachos? Here! Take some nachos, people! Take some nachos! Take some nach Raven, stop your crazy machine before the whole school is filled.
Ok, ok.
I'm goin' in.
Ok, 1 2 3! Come on.
Get it, Chels! Get it! Oh, snap.
This isn't good.
Now spread it around evenly.
I'm spreadin'.
I'm spreadin'.
I'm spreadin'.
My cheeks! What caused you to swell up like that? I ate a mushroom.
I'm super allergic.
Have you been using this shampoo? Yep.
I champignon every day, just like it says on the bottle.
Do you know what "champignon" means? Yes.
What? French for "shampoo," right? No, no.
It's French for "mushroom.
" Mushroom shampoo?! Chels, did you know that "champignon" meant "mushroom" in French.
Did you know? No.
Ok, yeah, Rae, I did.
I'm so sorry.
I forgot you were allergic.
Well, there's your problem.
The shampoo seeped through your scalp and had an allergic reaction with your cerebral cortex, manifesting itself in, as you so quaintly put it, these "jacked-up visions.
" So, wait a minute, if she stops using this shampoo, her visions will go back to normal? They should.
You'll be back to yourself in no time, Rae.
Yeah, myself Falling, getting into weird situations, causing everybody trouble.
Rae, what are you saying? I am saying, you guys, I am done with these visions.
Go ahead and zap me, doc.
All right.
I have to make a few adjustments.
Rae, this is pretty drastic.
Yeah.
Before you do anything, think about all the good times we had because of your visions.
Thanks to Eddie Thomas, Chelsea Daniels, and Raven Baxter for taking a stand and for going undercover for us.
Thank you, Raven.
I never thought I'd see the 4 Aces again.
Thank you so much for knocking on my door.
And, you know, you're a very sweet girl, even though you do talk to yourself.
Cory, I never thought I'd say this, but I am so proud of you.
I never thought I would say this: But thanks for havin' my back.
This girl does not have the look! The look? Who says that's the only look? You make people feel bad if they don't look like that.
No one looks like that.
I don't even look like that.
Because in case you haven't noticed, people come in all shapes and sizes, and they're all beautiful.
Tell it, girl! Speak the truth! Put that in your magazine.
I'm sorry.
Me, too.
Hug.
Hug.
On top of old smokey all covered with weeds I'm a real funky dude in this crazy disco mood See, now that my feet are on the ground, I'll show y'all how Americans get down.
Hook it up.
Hook it up.
I can feel the rhythm of your heart nay, nay, what it's all about nay, nay, wanna hear you shout come on, everybody try and make some noise Raven.
Thank you for bringin' gravy back into our lives.
That was it! That was it, you guys! That was my vision.
Yeah.
And I love your visions.
Love 'em, love 'em, love 'em.
You don't have to love the outdoors just 'cause I do.
Yeah.
I guess you're right.
We can like different things and still be best friends.
It sure is beautiful.
Yeah.
Well I guess there have been some good times.
All right, Raven, sit back and relax, and your visions will be gone forever.
No! No, doctor! I don't want it! I don't want it! No! Stop it! Help me! Help me! Stop it, please! Hold on tight, Raven.
I'm trying to find the emergency brake.
Found it.
I'm ok.
So my visions, are they gone? I don't know.
You jacked-up my oscillator.
But I don't want to lose my visions.
I realize I just wouldn't be me without them.
Sweetheart, I'm so sorry.
It'll be ok.
That's right, you guys.
I know that face.
You had a vision.
Yes, you guys, and it was a normal one, and you guys were all rushing up to hug me.
I said rushing! Right! That's right, you guys.
Just like in my vision.
Lookit at Rae.
She's snoozin' away.
Well, she did have a pretty rough day.
And Dr.
Sleevemore's not picking up his stuff until tomorrow.
Y'all wanna see what Raven's dreamin'? Cory, peeking-in on someone's dreams is an invasion of privacy.
Yeah.
We shouldn't do it.
I didn't say that.
Yeah! Happy Valentine's day.
I love you, Rae.
I love you, too, Devon.
That's our song.
Would you like to dance? I'd love to.
Devon, it was such a beautiful day today.
Rae, you're the most beautiful girl in the world.
Are y'all spyin' on my dream?! That is jacked-up! I am angry, I am awake, and I'm comin' to gitcha! This is awkward.
You better run! You're nosy! Come here!