Phineas and Ferb s03e35 Episode Script
Mom's in the House (15 min)
Phineas? Ferb? Hey, boys.
So, what's on the agenda for today? We thought we'd do something classic and take Perry for a walk in the park.
He does need the exercise.
Well, I'm heading to the store to pick up some things for dinner.
I'm thinking spaghetti and meatballs, or a spaghetti-meatball.
That's spaghetti and meat mixed up into a big ball.
It's less of a choice of food than a choice of shape.
Don't forget to bring a doodie bag for Perry! We won't! Hey, where is Perry? You know, Ferb, we should build a Perry.
For occasions like this, when we're Perry-less.
A giant animatronic Perry with flashing eyes, fiberglass bill and Judo flipping tail action? Ferb, you anticipate my every need.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Morning, Agent P, and welcome to our new Evil Science Readiness Program.
You just keep circling Doof's building, and the second Doofenshmirtz is ready to begin his scheme, you'll be there.
It doesn't leave a lot of time for friends and family, but we feel the dramatic decrease in response time could well be worth it.
What is he doing up there, just flying around in circles? Gives me the creeps! Well, it worked out in my favor anyway because, turn, close latch, I'm finally ready to begin my scheme! Ha! You want to be a bird? Is that what you want? Well, this is what we do with birds, we put them in a cage.
Can you speak, little birdy? Hello? Say, "Hello, Perry want a cracker.
" Say, "Hello, Perry want a cracker.
" Ow! Bad bird! That would not have happened to me if I was smarter, which brings me to my new inator.
The Duplicate-inator 2! You know what they say about two heads are better than one, right? Well, I will duplicate my head, and become twice as smart! And look, I even did some recycling by using my old microwave oven.
Baked potato? Eh, maybe later.
All my life I've been a zero, but when I have two heads, I'm gonna be twice that! You'll see! Too steely-eyed, Isabella! Less focus! Whoops! How's this? Perfect! Sure, you get the fun part.
If I wanted to oil feet, I could've stayed at home.
When we are done with this, what will it do? Unlike a real platypus, which doesn't do much, the Perrytronic 3000's capabilities will be limitless! Keep it up! Don't stop, busy bees! You're busy, busy bees! What are you doing? Work! Work! Work! Work! Work! Work! Work! Work! Work! Work! Work! Work! Work! Work! Work! Work! All right, I'm out of here.
You lost it.
No, wait! Okay? There is a madness to my method.
You've got three seconds.
Everything Phineas and Ferb build disappears when they're finished.
So if I can keep them from finishing the thing they're building, it will never disappear! I call it Busy Bee Busting.
B.
B.
Busting, for short.
You know what? I'll see you, la-la-later.
Okay, let's try this.
At last, I amâ Don't just stand there, pick me up! Well, hello, handsome! Looks like we're done! What? No! What are you talking about, "done"? Well, the tail glaze is almost cool, so we just figured we'd test her out and then close the book on this one.
Test, yes.
Close book, no! Okay, I guess we could consider this a sort of preliminary test before the real test.
Sh'ya! Now preliminary test this heap and back to work.
And what is this thing, anyway? Don't worry! The theme song will explain everything! Theme song? (Song: Perrytronic) Tronic! He's a mutant robot from a kid's backyard Perrytronic! His parts are shiny and his metal is hard Perrytronic! He can assume any form Hang on, I'm gonna backpedal There's one caveat, it must be big and metal Perrytro-o-o-o-o-onic! He can't be kitten or a little block of wood Perrytronic! Not sure if he wanted to even if he could Perrytronic! So let me recap so that this is all settled He can transform into anything that's big and metal Perrytro-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-onic! It tested perfect! Looks like we are done! Oh, no, you're not! Can it bake a pie? Can it train a seal? Can it give change? Wow.
She's right, guys.
We're not nearly done! All right, you busy bees, you're back on the clock! B.
B.
Busting.
Hello, Mom? Yes, Candace? I just checked out, I'm on my way home now! I don't understand, I really thought two heads were better than one, you know, for the thinking.
But I can't think of anything! Maybe we need a break.
We keep doing that! I know, it's so funny! Ah! We did it again! And again! Okay, knock it off.
Let's play with our inator for a while! Now, this is fun! I know, right? Look! Two more heads.
Look at Perry and his little arms, aren't they adorable? You're right, let's make more.
Oh, look! A little arm that can move around on its own.
I-It's got its own volition.
I did not expect that.
Wait.
You dummkopf, look what you've done! Oh, who's the dummkopf now, dummkopf? Hit him! Hit him! Hit him! Hit him! Oh, good idea! Not with the ray, you nincompoop! Oh, point that somewhere else! Like this? How is this helping? I don't understand your logic.
Mom? Where are you now? I just pulled up the driveway.
You guys are still working, right? Just taking a break before we install the chicken incubator.
Mom, look in the backyard, now! Hang on, let me put the groceries away.
Don't.
Stop.
Working.
Don't.
Stop.
Working.
Don't.
Stop.
Working.
Mom! Mom, you're not in the kitchen? No, I'm just shutting the front door! I need you in the kitchen.
Mom? In the bathroom, putting away soap! How did I just miss you? Mom? Work, work, work! Mom, come out of the bathroom, quick! Nope, I'm in your room! You said you needed tissues.
But how did youâ? Okay, I'm on my way.
Put that lemonade down! You're not done yet! What theâ? Mom, you're not in my room! I'm back in the kitchen.
Okay.
Listen very carefully.
Look.
Out.
The window.
Look.
Out.
The window.
Look.
Out.
The window.
Oh, my goodness! Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? We really need to paint that fence! What? That's all you have to say?! Hang on, Candace.
My other line is ringing! How could she not notice that? Candace, that was the supermarket.
I left my pocketbook there.
I'm gonna run over and pick it up.
Mom, no! Mom! Oh, no, I'm too Too Two houses?! Too Two houses?! Okay, I did not see that coming.
Phineas and Ferb.
This has to be their work.
Uh distract them for me! Uh distract them for me! Yeah, I'll give them a licking they'll never forget! Good one! Thanks! That tickles! Quit it! Noooooooo! Oh, you guys are so annoying.
You're kinda cute, though.
Get off! Tails? What are they gonna do, wag me into submission? Well, you're too late, Perry the Platypus! Heads, I win, tails, you lose! Really? That's the best you got? Kinda obvious.
Juvenile.
I liked it.
You would! You know, you guys are kind of annoying, too.
Get him! You guys get phantom pains? I got a heck of one in my elbow right now.
Noooo! What? It just vanished? It just vanished? What's wrong with this thing? Oh, the microwave was on the baked potato setting, so I guess everything is just gonna last for three minutes.
My bad! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom, get ready to have your eyes opened wide! Just a sec, hon.
Look! But but-but-but-but-but But but-but-but-but-but Oh, when are they ever going to build something in that empty lot? Wait! I don't have to "but-but-but".
I have the Perrytronic 3000! Mom?! Oh, I hate you, you little greenâ Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
I don't have to do this anymore.
Well, we still have you surrounded, Perry the Platypus.
Hey, that disappearing thing's not gonna happen to us, is it? Yeah, a microwave timer.
Great idea.
Yeah, that's unfortunate.
You're telling me! "Step 4: Insert spaghetti into meat".
Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! This time it's for keeps.
Turn around, and look in the yard.
But I have to inject the cheese.
Just let me finish.
No, I can't let you finish! They might be finished! Ugh, I'll just order a pizza! All right, Candace.
Let's see what you've got.
Not the golf clubs! Not the golf clubs! Not the golf clubs! Not the golf clubs! Save me! There's a pun here, I know it.
He looks teed off! That's what it was! Huh? Oh, no! My inator! We've got to do something.
You're right.
Go get him.
Why couldn't I've disappeared before I hit the ground? Curseâ What? Now, I'll never know what he was going to say! Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that.
Say hello to Perryâ Hello, Perry.
Okay, that was a nice change of pace.
Who wants pizza? Me! I do! Then, maybe ice cream sandwiches, ice cream cut in the shape of a sandwich.
Just pie for me, please.
Okay, now I have to "but-but-but".
So, what's on the agenda for today? We thought we'd do something classic and take Perry for a walk in the park.
He does need the exercise.
Well, I'm heading to the store to pick up some things for dinner.
I'm thinking spaghetti and meatballs, or a spaghetti-meatball.
That's spaghetti and meat mixed up into a big ball.
It's less of a choice of food than a choice of shape.
Don't forget to bring a doodie bag for Perry! We won't! Hey, where is Perry? You know, Ferb, we should build a Perry.
For occasions like this, when we're Perry-less.
A giant animatronic Perry with flashing eyes, fiberglass bill and Judo flipping tail action? Ferb, you anticipate my every need.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Morning, Agent P, and welcome to our new Evil Science Readiness Program.
You just keep circling Doof's building, and the second Doofenshmirtz is ready to begin his scheme, you'll be there.
It doesn't leave a lot of time for friends and family, but we feel the dramatic decrease in response time could well be worth it.
What is he doing up there, just flying around in circles? Gives me the creeps! Well, it worked out in my favor anyway because, turn, close latch, I'm finally ready to begin my scheme! Ha! You want to be a bird? Is that what you want? Well, this is what we do with birds, we put them in a cage.
Can you speak, little birdy? Hello? Say, "Hello, Perry want a cracker.
" Say, "Hello, Perry want a cracker.
" Ow! Bad bird! That would not have happened to me if I was smarter, which brings me to my new inator.
The Duplicate-inator 2! You know what they say about two heads are better than one, right? Well, I will duplicate my head, and become twice as smart! And look, I even did some recycling by using my old microwave oven.
Baked potato? Eh, maybe later.
All my life I've been a zero, but when I have two heads, I'm gonna be twice that! You'll see! Too steely-eyed, Isabella! Less focus! Whoops! How's this? Perfect! Sure, you get the fun part.
If I wanted to oil feet, I could've stayed at home.
When we are done with this, what will it do? Unlike a real platypus, which doesn't do much, the Perrytronic 3000's capabilities will be limitless! Keep it up! Don't stop, busy bees! You're busy, busy bees! What are you doing? Work! Work! Work! Work! Work! Work! Work! Work! Work! Work! Work! Work! Work! Work! Work! Work! All right, I'm out of here.
You lost it.
No, wait! Okay? There is a madness to my method.
You've got three seconds.
Everything Phineas and Ferb build disappears when they're finished.
So if I can keep them from finishing the thing they're building, it will never disappear! I call it Busy Bee Busting.
B.
B.
Busting, for short.
You know what? I'll see you, la-la-later.
Okay, let's try this.
At last, I amâ Don't just stand there, pick me up! Well, hello, handsome! Looks like we're done! What? No! What are you talking about, "done"? Well, the tail glaze is almost cool, so we just figured we'd test her out and then close the book on this one.
Test, yes.
Close book, no! Okay, I guess we could consider this a sort of preliminary test before the real test.
Sh'ya! Now preliminary test this heap and back to work.
And what is this thing, anyway? Don't worry! The theme song will explain everything! Theme song? (Song: Perrytronic) Tronic! He's a mutant robot from a kid's backyard Perrytronic! His parts are shiny and his metal is hard Perrytronic! He can assume any form Hang on, I'm gonna backpedal There's one caveat, it must be big and metal Perrytro-o-o-o-o-onic! He can't be kitten or a little block of wood Perrytronic! Not sure if he wanted to even if he could Perrytronic! So let me recap so that this is all settled He can transform into anything that's big and metal Perrytro-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-onic! It tested perfect! Looks like we are done! Oh, no, you're not! Can it bake a pie? Can it train a seal? Can it give change? Wow.
She's right, guys.
We're not nearly done! All right, you busy bees, you're back on the clock! B.
B.
Busting.
Hello, Mom? Yes, Candace? I just checked out, I'm on my way home now! I don't understand, I really thought two heads were better than one, you know, for the thinking.
But I can't think of anything! Maybe we need a break.
We keep doing that! I know, it's so funny! Ah! We did it again! And again! Okay, knock it off.
Let's play with our inator for a while! Now, this is fun! I know, right? Look! Two more heads.
Look at Perry and his little arms, aren't they adorable? You're right, let's make more.
Oh, look! A little arm that can move around on its own.
I-It's got its own volition.
I did not expect that.
Wait.
You dummkopf, look what you've done! Oh, who's the dummkopf now, dummkopf? Hit him! Hit him! Hit him! Hit him! Oh, good idea! Not with the ray, you nincompoop! Oh, point that somewhere else! Like this? How is this helping? I don't understand your logic.
Mom? Where are you now? I just pulled up the driveway.
You guys are still working, right? Just taking a break before we install the chicken incubator.
Mom, look in the backyard, now! Hang on, let me put the groceries away.
Don't.
Stop.
Working.
Don't.
Stop.
Working.
Don't.
Stop.
Working.
Mom! Mom, you're not in the kitchen? No, I'm just shutting the front door! I need you in the kitchen.
Mom? In the bathroom, putting away soap! How did I just miss you? Mom? Work, work, work! Mom, come out of the bathroom, quick! Nope, I'm in your room! You said you needed tissues.
But how did youâ? Okay, I'm on my way.
Put that lemonade down! You're not done yet! What theâ? Mom, you're not in my room! I'm back in the kitchen.
Okay.
Listen very carefully.
Look.
Out.
The window.
Look.
Out.
The window.
Look.
Out.
The window.
Oh, my goodness! Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? We really need to paint that fence! What? That's all you have to say?! Hang on, Candace.
My other line is ringing! How could she not notice that? Candace, that was the supermarket.
I left my pocketbook there.
I'm gonna run over and pick it up.
Mom, no! Mom! Oh, no, I'm too Too Two houses?! Too Two houses?! Okay, I did not see that coming.
Phineas and Ferb.
This has to be their work.
Uh distract them for me! Uh distract them for me! Yeah, I'll give them a licking they'll never forget! Good one! Thanks! That tickles! Quit it! Noooooooo! Oh, you guys are so annoying.
You're kinda cute, though.
Get off! Tails? What are they gonna do, wag me into submission? Well, you're too late, Perry the Platypus! Heads, I win, tails, you lose! Really? That's the best you got? Kinda obvious.
Juvenile.
I liked it.
You would! You know, you guys are kind of annoying, too.
Get him! You guys get phantom pains? I got a heck of one in my elbow right now.
Noooo! What? It just vanished? It just vanished? What's wrong with this thing? Oh, the microwave was on the baked potato setting, so I guess everything is just gonna last for three minutes.
My bad! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom, get ready to have your eyes opened wide! Just a sec, hon.
Look! But but-but-but-but-but But but-but-but-but-but Oh, when are they ever going to build something in that empty lot? Wait! I don't have to "but-but-but".
I have the Perrytronic 3000! Mom?! Oh, I hate you, you little greenâ Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
I don't have to do this anymore.
Well, we still have you surrounded, Perry the Platypus.
Hey, that disappearing thing's not gonna happen to us, is it? Yeah, a microwave timer.
Great idea.
Yeah, that's unfortunate.
You're telling me! "Step 4: Insert spaghetti into meat".
Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! This time it's for keeps.
Turn around, and look in the yard.
But I have to inject the cheese.
Just let me finish.
No, I can't let you finish! They might be finished! Ugh, I'll just order a pizza! All right, Candace.
Let's see what you've got.
Not the golf clubs! Not the golf clubs! Not the golf clubs! Not the golf clubs! Save me! There's a pun here, I know it.
He looks teed off! That's what it was! Huh? Oh, no! My inator! We've got to do something.
You're right.
Go get him.
Why couldn't I've disappeared before I hit the ground? Curseâ What? Now, I'll never know what he was going to say! Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that.
Say hello to Perryâ Hello, Perry.
Okay, that was a nice change of pace.
Who wants pizza? Me! I do! Then, maybe ice cream sandwiches, ice cream cut in the shape of a sandwich.
Just pie for me, please.
Okay, now I have to "but-but-but".