Phineas and Ferb s03e37 Episode Script
Let's Bounce (15 min)
Hey, Ferb! Wouldn't it be great if there were trampolines everywhere you went? Wouldn't it be great if there were trampolines everywhere you went? Wouldn't it be great if there were trampolines everywhere you went? Wow, Ferb! Incredible hang time! Personal anti-gravity device.
That gives me an idea.
I know what we're gonna do today! I know what we're gonna do today! Hey Where's Perry? Ah, Agent P.
Doofenshmirtz was spotted this morning leaving this building with a shopping list.
On the list were four items.
Eggs, vitamins, ice and leeks.
Innocent enough until you realize, it is a recipe for evil.
Innocent enough until you realize, it is a recipe for evil.
Get out there and make sure he never serves that dish.
Whoa! Did you just feel something? Morning, hon.
Hmm, that smells good.
I'll get the plates out.
Well, put out ten, because I was talking to Jeremy's mom earlier, and we thought it would be fun to get us all together for brunch this morning.
Wait.
So the whole Johnson family, and our whole family, together? Yeah! Mom! This is the first time both of our families have formally gone together! Honey, relax.
It's just a casual brunch.
No big deal.
No big deal? I'm Jeremy's girlfriend! We have to make a good impression! Breakfast is easy! This is brunch! Brunch! That's so fancy! Mom, what does this frittata say about us as a family? There's nothing wrong with my frittata.
And a frozen orange juice? Really? I can't breathe.
Where do we keep the paper bags? Hey guys, I know you ate earlier, but you wanna join us for brunch? No! No! No! They'll embarrass me! Aw, we can't, Mom.
We're on our way to the hardware store to pick up some extra parts.
All right, two less plates then.
Good! Is this house even clean enough for this? Let's see.
Monster trucks on the bottom, book review on top.
That should impress them.
Oh, no! No! No! That is hideous! What the heck did they build out here? "Anti-gravity Maximus".
Oh, I have got to get rid of this thing.
No, no! No, nâ Phineas and Ferb! Not today! Not now! If Jeremy's parents see me like this, that's the end of me seeing him.
Come on, there's got to be a reverse switch on this thing.
Excuse me, sir.
Where do you keep the reverse switches? Right behind you.
Next to that guy buying self-destruct buttons.
Oh, sweet! Fifty cents off with coupon.
Oh, my gosh! They're here.
Candace, my hands are full.
Can you get the door? I'm on it, Mom! Whoaaa! Well, Suzy.
Are you excited to see Candace? Yes! I love Candace.
I'm coming! Just a few more feet.
Jeremy and the whole family! Welcome to our humble dwelling.
Good morning, Candace.
Where's your mom? She's in the kitchen, Mrs.
Johnson.
It's right through there.
Okay Here we go.
Oh, it's just so nice to see you, I just can't stop hugging you! Anytime you're ready, Ferb.
Hey, Phineas.
What'cha doin'? Hey, Isabella.
We're blasting this pile of trampolines with an anti-gravity machine.
So we can bounce all over the town.
Why not blast ourselves with anti-gravity? Well, then we couldn't bounce.
Blast them, Ferb! Come on, guys, follow me! It's so beautiful! Buford, you are crying! No, I'm not! You're crying! Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Good morning, Perry the Platypus.
I had to step out for a minute, but please, help yourself to some gnosh.
Eggs, vitamins, ice, or leeks.
I have no idea what you platypuses eat, but whatever you do, don't destroy my new evil inator.
A-ha! You're trapped! Sucker! Do you like it, Perry the Platypus? It's my new Tell-the-Truth-inator! One blast from this baby, and people will be forced to tell the truth.
It features an Abe Lincoln robot.
He doesn't actually serve any functional purpose, he's just a decoration.
But he'sâ He's thematically linked to honesty.
Y-You know through hisâ His nickname, "Honest Abe".
Y-You know through hisâ His nickname, "Honest Abe".
But enough about me.
Let me ask you this.
Have you ever wondered what it is that holds the fabric of society together? No, it's not cooperation, or trust or any of that stuff hippies want you to believe.
It's lies.
All the little white lies we tell each other.
You see Perry the Platypus (Song: Lies) Lies are the glue that hold society together People lie about their mileage They lie about the weather They lie to spare each other's feelings They lie to stay in bed They lie to feel important, about all the books that they've read You look good in that hat.
Lies! I don't think you have too many cats.
Lies! Your hair looks nice when it's up like that.
Lies! Lies, lies, lies! Oh, dear, the house looks great.
Lies! You haven't put on any weight.
Lies! Oh, I thought you said eight.
Lies! Lies, lies, lies! People say that it's all right They're only trying to be polite But even though they're little and white They're lies Yes, everyone says it's all right And I don't want to start a fight But you know the ties that bind us tight are Lies! You hear that high note? That was the A above middle C.
Not too shabby.
Candace, will you pour the OJ? Sure, Mom.
There's gotta be something heavy in here.
OJ.
Did you now that stood for Orange Juice? 'Cause I didn't.
Well, it's not fresh.
But it was an impromptu brunch.
Brunch.
A cross between breakfast and lunch.
Makes you wonder what a late night snack would be.
A lack? How about a dack? A cross between dinner and snack.
Anyway Enjoy! Buford loves this! It's a beautiful day for a ball game! It won't be a beautiful day for long.
Not after they all start telling the truth about each other.
I'll start with that hot dog guy down there.
Wait till the world hears what's in those things.
And fire! Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs! There aren't really any hot dogs in here.
I just wanted to get in the game for free.
Huh, I didn't see that one coming.
Well, let's just see what the players have to say.
Here comes a fastball! Thanks, pal.
And it's out of here! Malfunctioning.
Loyalties shifting.
Let's see what embarrassing truths that woman who's holding that unusually large hand mirror has to say.
Secretly I'm very lonely.
Where did that come from?! How about some lemonade? Phineas! There you are! This is all your fault! That machine of yours has made me lighter than air! I just mentioned that.
I thought it would be so fun toâ Not a good time for that.
I'm trying to make a good impression on Jeremy's parents and I can't even keep my feet on the ground! I guess we should install that reverse button now.
We wouldn't want you bouncing off the ceiling during brunch.
That would be a little rough on the old frittata.
Just hurry before I make an even bigger fool of myself! It is all together fitting and proper that I must destroy Doofenshmirtz.
No! Get back! Must destroy Doofenshmirtz.
He's gonna John Wilkes my Booth! What? Too soon? Can't be a little too honest here! So, Mrs.
Johnson, it's so great to talk to each other like adults.
Just me and you talking all adulty and stuff, andâ WHOA! Just doing a little yoga stretch to help this digestion, yep.
Good thing she's wearing her skort.
Perry the Platypus, do something! He's going to emancipate my proclamation! What's up, Honest Abe? Looks like the old Doofster's a little too smart for yâ Oh Hi, you.
Did I ever tell you I'm thinking of taking gymnastics next year? Awesome.
Gymnastics? How about aerobatics? Ow! Ow! O-Oh, my gosh.
Well, that's uh, enough uh, gymnastics for now.
Candace, can you juggle with this? No! Put that down, Suzy.
That's my 1984 collectible Ducky Momo plate, where they printed the entire design upside down.
It's priceless! Hm-mm.
Oh, whoopsie! Noooooo! Candace Flynn, what has gotten into you? I want the truth, and nothing but the truth! The truth? No! No! Get back! Honest Abe Lincoln Smash! Oh, now, look what you've done! We're out of control! Well The truth is I've been trying to make Candace look bad all morning! Suzy! I mean bubble! I mean bubble! Get over here, Suzy.
We're guests here, and guests do not behave like that.
But Mom, Candace floats! Oh, and now you're telling lies.
Ugh.
Mrs.
Johnson, as much as I hate to admit it, Suzy's not lying.
Phineas and Ferb made a ray that makes me weightless.
I might as well show you.
I couldn't embarrass myself anymore than I already have.
Reverse switch, check.
Is it aimed at Candace? Close enough.
Look! Ta-da! So Dad, what do you think? She's a lot like your mom.
Curse you, Honest Abe Lincoln! It looks like it worked, Ferb.
Candace is just standing there, talking and pointing.
Oh, now it looks like they're coming out here! Hey, let's show them our Anti-gravity Maximus! It's right out here, Mom! It was right here! And what am I looking at, Candace? It was a machine that made me weightless, itâ Itâ Suzy, tell them! Bubble! Ugh.
You heard her.
Bubble.
People say that it's all right They're only trying to be polite But even though they're little and white They're lies Yes, everyone says it's all right And I don't want to start a fight But you know the ties that bind us tight are Lies! Not too shabby.
That gives me an idea.
I know what we're gonna do today! I know what we're gonna do today! Hey Where's Perry? Ah, Agent P.
Doofenshmirtz was spotted this morning leaving this building with a shopping list.
On the list were four items.
Eggs, vitamins, ice and leeks.
Innocent enough until you realize, it is a recipe for evil.
Innocent enough until you realize, it is a recipe for evil.
Get out there and make sure he never serves that dish.
Whoa! Did you just feel something? Morning, hon.
Hmm, that smells good.
I'll get the plates out.
Well, put out ten, because I was talking to Jeremy's mom earlier, and we thought it would be fun to get us all together for brunch this morning.
Wait.
So the whole Johnson family, and our whole family, together? Yeah! Mom! This is the first time both of our families have formally gone together! Honey, relax.
It's just a casual brunch.
No big deal.
No big deal? I'm Jeremy's girlfriend! We have to make a good impression! Breakfast is easy! This is brunch! Brunch! That's so fancy! Mom, what does this frittata say about us as a family? There's nothing wrong with my frittata.
And a frozen orange juice? Really? I can't breathe.
Where do we keep the paper bags? Hey guys, I know you ate earlier, but you wanna join us for brunch? No! No! No! They'll embarrass me! Aw, we can't, Mom.
We're on our way to the hardware store to pick up some extra parts.
All right, two less plates then.
Good! Is this house even clean enough for this? Let's see.
Monster trucks on the bottom, book review on top.
That should impress them.
Oh, no! No! No! That is hideous! What the heck did they build out here? "Anti-gravity Maximus".
Oh, I have got to get rid of this thing.
No, no! No, nâ Phineas and Ferb! Not today! Not now! If Jeremy's parents see me like this, that's the end of me seeing him.
Come on, there's got to be a reverse switch on this thing.
Excuse me, sir.
Where do you keep the reverse switches? Right behind you.
Next to that guy buying self-destruct buttons.
Oh, sweet! Fifty cents off with coupon.
Oh, my gosh! They're here.
Candace, my hands are full.
Can you get the door? I'm on it, Mom! Whoaaa! Well, Suzy.
Are you excited to see Candace? Yes! I love Candace.
I'm coming! Just a few more feet.
Jeremy and the whole family! Welcome to our humble dwelling.
Good morning, Candace.
Where's your mom? She's in the kitchen, Mrs.
Johnson.
It's right through there.
Okay Here we go.
Oh, it's just so nice to see you, I just can't stop hugging you! Anytime you're ready, Ferb.
Hey, Phineas.
What'cha doin'? Hey, Isabella.
We're blasting this pile of trampolines with an anti-gravity machine.
So we can bounce all over the town.
Why not blast ourselves with anti-gravity? Well, then we couldn't bounce.
Blast them, Ferb! Come on, guys, follow me! It's so beautiful! Buford, you are crying! No, I'm not! You're crying! Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Good morning, Perry the Platypus.
I had to step out for a minute, but please, help yourself to some gnosh.
Eggs, vitamins, ice, or leeks.
I have no idea what you platypuses eat, but whatever you do, don't destroy my new evil inator.
A-ha! You're trapped! Sucker! Do you like it, Perry the Platypus? It's my new Tell-the-Truth-inator! One blast from this baby, and people will be forced to tell the truth.
It features an Abe Lincoln robot.
He doesn't actually serve any functional purpose, he's just a decoration.
But he'sâ He's thematically linked to honesty.
Y-You know through hisâ His nickname, "Honest Abe".
Y-You know through hisâ His nickname, "Honest Abe".
But enough about me.
Let me ask you this.
Have you ever wondered what it is that holds the fabric of society together? No, it's not cooperation, or trust or any of that stuff hippies want you to believe.
It's lies.
All the little white lies we tell each other.
You see Perry the Platypus (Song: Lies) Lies are the glue that hold society together People lie about their mileage They lie about the weather They lie to spare each other's feelings They lie to stay in bed They lie to feel important, about all the books that they've read You look good in that hat.
Lies! I don't think you have too many cats.
Lies! Your hair looks nice when it's up like that.
Lies! Lies, lies, lies! Oh, dear, the house looks great.
Lies! You haven't put on any weight.
Lies! Oh, I thought you said eight.
Lies! Lies, lies, lies! People say that it's all right They're only trying to be polite But even though they're little and white They're lies Yes, everyone says it's all right And I don't want to start a fight But you know the ties that bind us tight are Lies! You hear that high note? That was the A above middle C.
Not too shabby.
Candace, will you pour the OJ? Sure, Mom.
There's gotta be something heavy in here.
OJ.
Did you now that stood for Orange Juice? 'Cause I didn't.
Well, it's not fresh.
But it was an impromptu brunch.
Brunch.
A cross between breakfast and lunch.
Makes you wonder what a late night snack would be.
A lack? How about a dack? A cross between dinner and snack.
Anyway Enjoy! Buford loves this! It's a beautiful day for a ball game! It won't be a beautiful day for long.
Not after they all start telling the truth about each other.
I'll start with that hot dog guy down there.
Wait till the world hears what's in those things.
And fire! Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs! There aren't really any hot dogs in here.
I just wanted to get in the game for free.
Huh, I didn't see that one coming.
Well, let's just see what the players have to say.
Here comes a fastball! Thanks, pal.
And it's out of here! Malfunctioning.
Loyalties shifting.
Let's see what embarrassing truths that woman who's holding that unusually large hand mirror has to say.
Secretly I'm very lonely.
Where did that come from?! How about some lemonade? Phineas! There you are! This is all your fault! That machine of yours has made me lighter than air! I just mentioned that.
I thought it would be so fun toâ Not a good time for that.
I'm trying to make a good impression on Jeremy's parents and I can't even keep my feet on the ground! I guess we should install that reverse button now.
We wouldn't want you bouncing off the ceiling during brunch.
That would be a little rough on the old frittata.
Just hurry before I make an even bigger fool of myself! It is all together fitting and proper that I must destroy Doofenshmirtz.
No! Get back! Must destroy Doofenshmirtz.
He's gonna John Wilkes my Booth! What? Too soon? Can't be a little too honest here! So, Mrs.
Johnson, it's so great to talk to each other like adults.
Just me and you talking all adulty and stuff, andâ WHOA! Just doing a little yoga stretch to help this digestion, yep.
Good thing she's wearing her skort.
Perry the Platypus, do something! He's going to emancipate my proclamation! What's up, Honest Abe? Looks like the old Doofster's a little too smart for yâ Oh Hi, you.
Did I ever tell you I'm thinking of taking gymnastics next year? Awesome.
Gymnastics? How about aerobatics? Ow! Ow! O-Oh, my gosh.
Well, that's uh, enough uh, gymnastics for now.
Candace, can you juggle with this? No! Put that down, Suzy.
That's my 1984 collectible Ducky Momo plate, where they printed the entire design upside down.
It's priceless! Hm-mm.
Oh, whoopsie! Noooooo! Candace Flynn, what has gotten into you? I want the truth, and nothing but the truth! The truth? No! No! Get back! Honest Abe Lincoln Smash! Oh, now, look what you've done! We're out of control! Well The truth is I've been trying to make Candace look bad all morning! Suzy! I mean bubble! I mean bubble! Get over here, Suzy.
We're guests here, and guests do not behave like that.
But Mom, Candace floats! Oh, and now you're telling lies.
Ugh.
Mrs.
Johnson, as much as I hate to admit it, Suzy's not lying.
Phineas and Ferb made a ray that makes me weightless.
I might as well show you.
I couldn't embarrass myself anymore than I already have.
Reverse switch, check.
Is it aimed at Candace? Close enough.
Look! Ta-da! So Dad, what do you think? She's a lot like your mom.
Curse you, Honest Abe Lincoln! It looks like it worked, Ferb.
Candace is just standing there, talking and pointing.
Oh, now it looks like they're coming out here! Hey, let's show them our Anti-gravity Maximus! It's right out here, Mom! It was right here! And what am I looking at, Candace? It was a machine that made me weightless, itâ Itâ Suzy, tell them! Bubble! Ugh.
You heard her.
Bubble.
People say that it's all right They're only trying to be polite But even though they're little and white They're lies Yes, everyone says it's all right And I don't want to start a fight But you know the ties that bind us tight are Lies! Not too shabby.