Regular Show (2010) s03e38 Episode Script
Sugar Rush
All right, because Pops thinks you're ready for more responsibility, he wants me to give you more important jobs.
So I'm gonna start by having you get the doughnuts for the morning meeting.
- Whoa.
Really? - Yes.
But first, some ground rules.
One, pick me up a whole-wheat doughnut.
A whole-wheat doughnut? You mean a bagel? [Chuckles.]
No, I mean a wholewheat doughnut.
So, to be perfectly clear, I want a wholewheat doughnut.
You can pick the rest.
I don't care.
Oh, and don't pass them out.
I'm passing them out.
You're just buying them.
If you pass them out before the meeting, you're fired! Got it? - Yeah.
No problem.
Good.
Now what did I just say? Get the doughnuts and don't pass them out or we're fired.
And? Oh, and you want a whole-wheat doughnut.
Good.
Maybe you are ready for more responsibility.
Now go get the doughnuts.
BOTH: Da da da da doughnuts Da da da da doughnuts doughnuts Da da da da doughnuts Da da da da Just buy the doughnuts or you're fired! [Bell dings.]
BOTH: Wh-o-o-o-o-o-o-oa.
[Majestic music plays.]
Aww, yeah-uh, boy! Let's pick some doughnuts! Wait, dude.
Remember what Benson said? We'd like one whole-wheat doughnut, please.
All right.
Now we can pick what we want.
RIGBY: Let's get two of those! And five of those! And some of those! - Wait.
What are those? Oh, no.
Those apple fritters were double-glazed by mistake.
BOTH: Double glazed! - We'll take 'em.
Actually, I got to throw them out, bro, because they're not safe for human consumption.
We'll give you 10 bucks.
Uh, you want those for here or to go? [Cash register dings.]
MORDECAI: Doughnuts delivered! Dude, that job was so easy.
We got it done in no time! Yeah-uh, we did! BOTH: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Want to play a round of "Super Fight Shark 7"? Only if you feel like losing.
BOTH: Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm! [Laughing.]
Ooh! Glazed delights! Well, hello, there! Mmm! Best two out of three! I only lost the first one 'cause I'm thirsty.
Pfft! Whatever! You're always thirsty.
[Laughing.]
Hello, hello, hello! Mordecai and Rigby, did you see that there's doughnuts here?! Aah! Pops! Did you eat an apple fritter? Why, yes! Yes, I did eat an apple fritter! Benson told us not to let anyone touch those.
Oh, my! I hope I haven't caused you any trouble! Don't sweat it, Pops.
Here problem solved.
Benson will never know Pops ate one.
Oh, but I did eat one! It tasted like magic! Let's get him out of here before Benson sees.
Dude, it's no use! He won't hold still.
Oh, I'm sorry, Mordecai and Rigby but I couldn't avoid those delicious apple fritters.
They are positively frittilating! I like what you've done with your room, Mordecai and Rigby! - Pops, chill.
- The meeting starts in 15 minutes! How are we gonna calm him down before it starts? We have to tire him out.
[Up-tempo music plays.]
Dude, this isn't working.
We've only got a couple of minutes until the meeting starts and he's still super-hyper! We got to take him to Skips.
POPS: And 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and 5 and 6 and 7 and 8 and 9 and 10! And 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and 5 and 6 and 7 Yeah, I've seen this happen to him before.
He'll crash if we just give him more sugar.
Really? More sugar? Are you sure about that? Have I ever been wrong? Good show! Good show! Good show! Good show! Good show! Good show! Good show! Good show! Huh.
Better give him some more.
Good show! Good show! Good show! Good show! Good show! Good show! Good show! Good show! Good sho-o-o-w! Uh-oh.
What? Why "uh-oh"? He is coming back, right? Uh probably not.
- BOTH: What? - Grab a doughnut.
We're going in after him.
See you on the other side.
Hmm.
Tasty.
[Babbling.]
Oh, hooray! You're all here! Pops! You're back to normal.
Not yet.
Look around.
[Slowed.]
Whoo! Whoo! What's going on? SKIPS: We're on a higher sugar plane.
They appear to be moving slow because we're moving so fast.
We still need more sugar before we can crash.
But we ate all the fritters.
Oh! I could buy some more.
That's it! Pops' money! That should have enough sugar! We're gonna eat my money? It's the only way to get back to normal, Pops.
We have to.
- Oh, all right.
We got a problem.
There's not enough.
You guys go ahead.
I'll figure a way back.
- But, Skips - No time to argue! The meeting is gonna start any minute! You heard the man! [Whimpers.]
Ooh! TOGETHER: Who-o-o-oa! Uh-oh.
What the [wind whistling.]
Look! It's Skips! - MORDECAI: Skips! Skips, are you - ALL: Aah! [Screaming.]
Pops, come back! Pops! There he is.
Pops, you okay? [Squeals.]
[Murmuring.]
- Dude, this is all wrong.
- Why isn't this working? I want to go home! Don't worry, Pops.
We'll figure something out.
Dude! I think I have an idea.
- All right.
That scares me.
- No, dude.
Seriously.
If more sugar doesn't make us crash, then we need the opposite of sugar! - Like what? - Hmm-hmm-hm! MORDECAI: Benson's whole-wheat doughnut! All right, if we're gonna go back and get Skips, we have to ration this.
[All screaming.]
[Slowed.]
Whoo! - Dude, it worked! - What happened? Dude, Skips, you were wrong.
The whole-wheat doughnut was what we needed all along, not more sugar.
- What? I was wrong? Ohhhhhhh! In your face, Skips! You were wrong! Gee.
Well, I'm sorry I Wrong, I say! You were wrongfully wrong! Okay! Okay! What do you expect? It's like you guys ask me to solve a different problem every week! Yeah, yeah.
All right, let's go back to normal.
- Wait, dude.
Oh, no, bro.
Gotta go to the meeting! [Grunting.]
Uh, what did he say? Oh, it sounded like "a gown of meat"! No.
He's going to the meeting.
It's about to start.
To the house! Quick! [Panting.]
Yow! [Snoring.]
[Grunts.]
[Slowed.]
Meeting time.
We're gonna make it! Rigby, put the doughnuts down! Aah! There aren't any doughnuts left! - Benson's not gonna like that.
- No, he's not.
We have to go back to the doughnut shop.
[All panting.]
What the [tires screech.]
[Bell chiming.]
[All screaming.]
Yeaaaaahh! They're in! - Everyone eat the rest of the whole-wheat doughnut.
[All screaming.]
[Slowed.]
I've [normal voice.]
got doughnuts! Because that's what cool bosses do.
Dig in! [All moaning.]
Oh, my head.
No more sugar.
No sugar? Your loss, grandmas.
Whoo-hoo! More for me, bro! You know who else likes to stuff themselves with their boss's free doughnuts? [Grunts.]
My mom! My mom! My mom! My mom! My mom! My mommy mommy mom! My mommy mommy mom aaaah! Hey, where's my whole-wheat doughnut?
So I'm gonna start by having you get the doughnuts for the morning meeting.
- Whoa.
Really? - Yes.
But first, some ground rules.
One, pick me up a whole-wheat doughnut.
A whole-wheat doughnut? You mean a bagel? [Chuckles.]
No, I mean a wholewheat doughnut.
So, to be perfectly clear, I want a wholewheat doughnut.
You can pick the rest.
I don't care.
Oh, and don't pass them out.
I'm passing them out.
You're just buying them.
If you pass them out before the meeting, you're fired! Got it? - Yeah.
No problem.
Good.
Now what did I just say? Get the doughnuts and don't pass them out or we're fired.
And? Oh, and you want a whole-wheat doughnut.
Good.
Maybe you are ready for more responsibility.
Now go get the doughnuts.
BOTH: Da da da da doughnuts Da da da da doughnuts doughnuts Da da da da doughnuts Da da da da Just buy the doughnuts or you're fired! [Bell dings.]
BOTH: Wh-o-o-o-o-o-o-oa.
[Majestic music plays.]
Aww, yeah-uh, boy! Let's pick some doughnuts! Wait, dude.
Remember what Benson said? We'd like one whole-wheat doughnut, please.
All right.
Now we can pick what we want.
RIGBY: Let's get two of those! And five of those! And some of those! - Wait.
What are those? Oh, no.
Those apple fritters were double-glazed by mistake.
BOTH: Double glazed! - We'll take 'em.
Actually, I got to throw them out, bro, because they're not safe for human consumption.
We'll give you 10 bucks.
Uh, you want those for here or to go? [Cash register dings.]
MORDECAI: Doughnuts delivered! Dude, that job was so easy.
We got it done in no time! Yeah-uh, we did! BOTH: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Want to play a round of "Super Fight Shark 7"? Only if you feel like losing.
BOTH: Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm! [Laughing.]
Ooh! Glazed delights! Well, hello, there! Mmm! Best two out of three! I only lost the first one 'cause I'm thirsty.
Pfft! Whatever! You're always thirsty.
[Laughing.]
Hello, hello, hello! Mordecai and Rigby, did you see that there's doughnuts here?! Aah! Pops! Did you eat an apple fritter? Why, yes! Yes, I did eat an apple fritter! Benson told us not to let anyone touch those.
Oh, my! I hope I haven't caused you any trouble! Don't sweat it, Pops.
Here problem solved.
Benson will never know Pops ate one.
Oh, but I did eat one! It tasted like magic! Let's get him out of here before Benson sees.
Dude, it's no use! He won't hold still.
Oh, I'm sorry, Mordecai and Rigby but I couldn't avoid those delicious apple fritters.
They are positively frittilating! I like what you've done with your room, Mordecai and Rigby! - Pops, chill.
- The meeting starts in 15 minutes! How are we gonna calm him down before it starts? We have to tire him out.
[Up-tempo music plays.]
Dude, this isn't working.
We've only got a couple of minutes until the meeting starts and he's still super-hyper! We got to take him to Skips.
POPS: And 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and 5 and 6 and 7 and 8 and 9 and 10! And 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and 5 and 6 and 7 Yeah, I've seen this happen to him before.
He'll crash if we just give him more sugar.
Really? More sugar? Are you sure about that? Have I ever been wrong? Good show! Good show! Good show! Good show! Good show! Good show! Good show! Good show! Huh.
Better give him some more.
Good show! Good show! Good show! Good show! Good show! Good show! Good show! Good show! Good sho-o-o-w! Uh-oh.
What? Why "uh-oh"? He is coming back, right? Uh probably not.
- BOTH: What? - Grab a doughnut.
We're going in after him.
See you on the other side.
Hmm.
Tasty.
[Babbling.]
Oh, hooray! You're all here! Pops! You're back to normal.
Not yet.
Look around.
[Slowed.]
Whoo! Whoo! What's going on? SKIPS: We're on a higher sugar plane.
They appear to be moving slow because we're moving so fast.
We still need more sugar before we can crash.
But we ate all the fritters.
Oh! I could buy some more.
That's it! Pops' money! That should have enough sugar! We're gonna eat my money? It's the only way to get back to normal, Pops.
We have to.
- Oh, all right.
We got a problem.
There's not enough.
You guys go ahead.
I'll figure a way back.
- But, Skips - No time to argue! The meeting is gonna start any minute! You heard the man! [Whimpers.]
Ooh! TOGETHER: Who-o-o-oa! Uh-oh.
What the [wind whistling.]
Look! It's Skips! - MORDECAI: Skips! Skips, are you - ALL: Aah! [Screaming.]
Pops, come back! Pops! There he is.
Pops, you okay? [Squeals.]
[Murmuring.]
- Dude, this is all wrong.
- Why isn't this working? I want to go home! Don't worry, Pops.
We'll figure something out.
Dude! I think I have an idea.
- All right.
That scares me.
- No, dude.
Seriously.
If more sugar doesn't make us crash, then we need the opposite of sugar! - Like what? - Hmm-hmm-hm! MORDECAI: Benson's whole-wheat doughnut! All right, if we're gonna go back and get Skips, we have to ration this.
[All screaming.]
[Slowed.]
Whoo! - Dude, it worked! - What happened? Dude, Skips, you were wrong.
The whole-wheat doughnut was what we needed all along, not more sugar.
- What? I was wrong? Ohhhhhhh! In your face, Skips! You were wrong! Gee.
Well, I'm sorry I Wrong, I say! You were wrongfully wrong! Okay! Okay! What do you expect? It's like you guys ask me to solve a different problem every week! Yeah, yeah.
All right, let's go back to normal.
- Wait, dude.
Oh, no, bro.
Gotta go to the meeting! [Grunting.]
Uh, what did he say? Oh, it sounded like "a gown of meat"! No.
He's going to the meeting.
It's about to start.
To the house! Quick! [Panting.]
Yow! [Snoring.]
[Grunts.]
[Slowed.]
Meeting time.
We're gonna make it! Rigby, put the doughnuts down! Aah! There aren't any doughnuts left! - Benson's not gonna like that.
- No, he's not.
We have to go back to the doughnut shop.
[All panting.]
What the [tires screech.]
[Bell chiming.]
[All screaming.]
Yeaaaaahh! They're in! - Everyone eat the rest of the whole-wheat doughnut.
[All screaming.]
[Slowed.]
I've [normal voice.]
got doughnuts! Because that's what cool bosses do.
Dig in! [All moaning.]
Oh, my head.
No more sugar.
No sugar? Your loss, grandmas.
Whoo-hoo! More for me, bro! You know who else likes to stuff themselves with their boss's free doughnuts? [Grunts.]
My mom! My mom! My mom! My mom! My mom! My mommy mommy mom! My mommy mommy mom aaaah! Hey, where's my whole-wheat doughnut?