Phineas and Ferb s03e43 Episode Script

So I said, "You're not getting me up into the mountains on a day like this.
I'm staying right here, with my beautiful air conditioning.
" I'm just gonna chillax right through this one.
Thanks for letting us host the French Fireside Girls at your cabin this afternoon, Mr.
and Mrs.
Flynn.
This will be a great place for them to get their North American Tracking patches.
What did I do again? The French Fireside Girls, or le filles à côté de feu, as they're known in their country of origin, are going for their North American Tracking patches.
And you're helping us help them.
I put a sticky note on your shirt.
Aww.
And you wrote "love".
I knew it was there.
Why do you play senile? I love your notes! They're here! The French Fireside Girls! Alouette, gentille alouette Or le filles à côté de feu, as they're known in their country of origin.
Alouette, je te plumerai Bonjour, le filles à côté de feu.
(Hello, the Fireside Girls) (My name is Isabel.
) Je m'appelle Isabel.
Whoa, whoa! Stop, stoppee! That's all the French I've got.
I am Brigitte, and these are Josette and Collette.
Bonjour! (Hello!) And this is– Phineas et Ferb! (Phineas and Ferb!) We read your column in Le filles à côté de feu Gazette.
I'm syndicated.
Everyone, please.
Stand back! Keep your fingers and berets away from the bars.
Le filles à côté de feu, to earn your North American Tracking patch, you'll have to capture the most dangerous of creatures the vicious, American grizzly bear.
the vicious, American grizzly bear.
He has not been fed.
My friend has graciously agreed to be the bear for today's hunt.
Excuse me.
What is up? Get in here! I know that girl out there! You do? Yeah.
We met in Paris.
It was a year ago and I was taking in some of the local color when I saw her, Brigitte.
She was a beautiful French girl, and I was an ugly American.
Which of course holds a certain mystique.
With her, I completely forgot myself.
I read poetry, I wept at beauty, I clipped my toenails.
For Brigitte, I even learned to speak the language of love, French talk.
For Brigitte, I even learned to speak the language of love, French talk.
Oh That is why you are fluent in French.
It was easy actually.
A lot of the root words are the same in Latin.
But I can't let anyone know I have a heart, it'll ruin my tough-guy image.
And believe me, the irony is not lost on me in this suit.
Aw, man, don't you see? If I get all gushy now, I'll be totally exposed! I can't stand it! There he goes.
Let the tracking begin.
Wait a minute, you speak Latin?! Go get 'em, girls! You'll never catch me running around in a fuzzy bear suit in this heat.
You'll never catch me running around in a fuzzy bear suit in this heat.
It is a tad sweltering.
A little fun with water might be in order.
Way ahead of ya', kiddo.
You're on the right track, Grandpa.
Mind if we kick it up a notch? I was hoping you might.
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! Hey, where's Perry? Good morning, Agent P.
I'd tell you what Doofenshmirtz is up to but the screen isn't big enough for the little box thingy over my shoulder but I'm sure you'll figure it out when you get there.
Good luck, Agent P.
Oh give me a home, where the buffalo– Moth! Moth! Moth! Moth! Of all the clearings, and all the woods in all the world, she had to walk into mine.
Tell me she was deported! Buford, what are you doing? The forest is crawlin' with patch-crazed Europeans and I'm a bear in the woods! What do you think I'm doing? Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I know! Am I on speaker phone? Get me off speaker phone! This way, I see a score! They're comin'! How's he doing, Baljeet? I want his fuzzy fent on my wall! Ha.
Well You want to help us make a super-sprinkler? Yes.
Yes, I do.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Aw, Perry the Platypus, are you feeling tired? Take a rest! I figured you'd be exhausted after breaking on all those doors.
I even put a– A mint on your pillow, and everything, though I guess it's probably just stuck to the back of your head now.
Sorry about that.
So, let's talk about pretzels.
You see Perry the Platypus, when I was younger, I did a summer internship at Master Drakkenblad's Pretzel Palace.
He was the biggest pretzel wizard in Drusselstein.
His disproportionately delicate hands, could turn any dough into a masterpiece.
But even after months, my pretzel still lacked polish.
But even after months, my pretzel still lacked polish.
No matter how hard I tried, my work was never good enough.
I– I don't know why he was such a stickler, I mean it's a knot.
What difference does it make as long as you can't untie it? It's a knot! Anyway, I was declared unworthy! So, now I despise pretzels.
And any pretzel-related entertainment.
And now Danville is having its own Pretzel Festival! Can you even imagine how angry that makes me? Can you imagine? No? Angry enough to create the De-Twist-inator! We'll see how festive they feel after I turn all those stupid pretzels into boring straight tubes of baked dough, like– Like breadsticks, which I also have a problem with, but I'm dealing with one neurosis at a time.
And then, when I've straightened all their precious pretzels, I will waltz in, and take over the Tri-State Area.
Y-Yeah, I know it doesn't quite follow.
I mean I even made a venn diagram.
See, the– The pretzels are here in this circle, and we're talking about taking over the Tri-State Area here, and Yeah No intersection, nothing.
Hmm.
But I'm gonna work it out, you'll see.
You see here, these tracks indicated he went in that direction.
Great! Come on, let's check it out! But The weight was on the balls of his feet instead of the heels.
He retraced his steps to here! He retraced his steps to here! Voilà! The footprints continue here.
This way, the hunt is on! (Song: Runnin' from Love (In a Bear Suit)) Pursue! She's good.
I've got no time for conversation, 'cause I'm runnin' from love! Don't need no complication, 'cause I'm runnin' from love! Wish I had better transportation but I'm runnin' from love 'Cause I'm runnin', runnin' from love In a bear suit Runnin', runnin', runnin' from love! (Runnin') (Runnin') (Runnin' from love!) Runnin', runnin', runnin' from love! (Runnin') (Runnin') How about a giraffe suit? Afraid I'll hit my head How about a reindeer suit? I can't pull that sled! How about a lemming suit? Afraid where I'd be led! I guess I should feel lucky cause if you find yourself runnin' from love in an animal-themed costume You could do a whole lot worse than a bear suit Runnin', runnin', runnin' from love! (Runnin') (Runnin') (Runnin' from love!) Runnin', runnin', runnin' from love! (Runnin') (Runnin') (Oh, runnin' from love!) Runnin', runnin', runnin' from love! (Runnin') (Runnin') In a bear suit! Fireside Girls, goggles on.
He has gone completely animal.
He smells us.
Pursue! and when the chickens hatch, that's when the marshmallows kick in.
Oh! Oh, boy, this one really taxed my brain.
And I-I am telling you, I am pooped.
Anyway, forget the details, the circles are touching so the plan can't miss.
Now, I've got a pretzel problem, and I'm about to straighten it out.
You see, 'cause they're– They're pretzels, they're twisted, they're not straight.
It's– You like that one, Perry the Platypus? I've been saving it up.
Hey, Buford, what do you think of our super-sprinkler? We used low turbulence mechanics, and specific gravity to make the water hold its shape while in motion.
You had me at super-sprinkler.
There he is! Get 'em, girls! You cannot escape! You think I am afraid of a little water, bear? Think again! What the– Aw, man.
She is really serious about getting this patch.
Oui.
(Yes.
) Where have you been? Dude, it is not my problem.
Ferb, did you order a bear? Oh, man! That would have been so funny without the snorkel.
Move it or lose it! It just stops? How is that possible? There is nowhere left to run, bear! No! No, don't look at me! Buford? See? Another reason to hate twisting.
Curse you, Perry the Platypus.
Buford! No! I'm not me! I'm somebody else! Buford, I know it is you, but why would you hide from me? Oh, Brigitte.
I've spent years building up my tough-guy street cred.
I can bounce back from the fuzzy bear suit, but being in love with a beautiful, sweet, exotic girl like yourself If people found out about that, my image would be fini.
(finished) If people found out about that, my image would be fini.
Oh, Buford, you silly boy.
I'm a well-bred, refined European.
I would never let the Fireside Girls know that I was vaguely interested in a brute such as you.
In fact Au revoir.
(Goodbye.
) You okay, buddy? She said she was vaguely interested in me.
I've got no time for conversation, 'cause I'm runnin' from love! Don't need no complication, 'cause I'm runnin' from love! Wish I had better transportation but I'm runnin' from love 'Cause I'm runnin', runnin' from love In a bear suit Runnin', runnin', runnin' from love! (Runnin') (Runnin') (Runnin' from love!) Runnin', runnin', runnin' from love! (Runnin') (Runnin') (Runnin' from love!) Runnin', runnin', runnin' from love! (Runnin') (Runnin') (Oh, runnin' from love!) Runnin', runnin', runnin' from love! (Runnin') (Runnin') In a bear suit!