Phineas and Ferb s03e49 Episode Script

Has it come to this? Just standing out in the yard, staring at your brothers, waiting? They're gonna do something bustable, I know it.
It's Jeremy! I know who it is! Hi! Hey! Wanna come over today? Uh, yeah, just checking out the situation around here.
Uh, Phineas, do you know what you're gonna do today? No.
No jetpacks? No volleyball? No"Where's Perry"? No jetpacks? No volleyball? No"Where's Perry"? No jetpacks? No volleyball? No"Where's Perry"? Nope, nothing yet.
Yeah, I think I'm free.
I'll be right over.
Cool! See you in a bit! Hey, Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! Let's build jetpacks and play volleyball! Oh! Let's build jetpacks and play volleyball! Ohh! Uh, Jeremy, why don't you come over here? Hey, Candace, you've seen Perry? Oh! Ah, Agent P, I want to apologize for my appearance.
You see, I was up all night monitoring Doofenshmirtz.
It seems that– Yeah, I'll have a cake.
Sir? up all night, uh, building inators.
up all night, uh, building inators.
See what he's– I think you can go, Agent P.
Agent P! Ah, yes, now that's bustable behavior.
You should tell Mom.
Stop telling me what to do.
Mom! Mom, Jeremy's on his way over here right now.
I've got like 5-10 minutes to get the whole "Busting-Phineas-and-Ferb" thing over so I can relax and we can enjoy our Saturday.
Yeah, chapter almost done.
Front yard or backyard? Back.
Kitchen door.
Done and done.
Hey, Candace! Jetpack volleyball? This is a great idea! You're gonna join us, right? Uh Yeah I'll be up in just a second.
I just got something I gotta do.
I'm ready for our little charade.
Mom can't see this! We don't wanna get Jeremy in trouble! You've gotta keep Mom inside! Oh, Mom! Don't be so silly! You can't go out there until we've, uh Uh unloaded the dishwasher, right? Uh unloaded the dishwasher, right? Right? But they're not dry yet.
Oh, they'll dry, Mom.
Things dry.
Okay Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! You really think I need aluminum siding? Oh, oops, gotta go, I got a guest.
Well, Perry the Platypus.
Oh, hey, nice landing pose.
See, that would kill my knees.
You're trapped! Let's talk about what you've been up to, Perry the Platypus.
You've been sneaking into my lair secretly and building inators in the middle of the night.
Uh Oh-oh, d-don't act all so innocent.
Every morning when I wake up, there's a new inator.
Look! See? Three of 'em! Re– Really, you– You didn't do it? If it wasn't you, then who was it? I mean, you and I are the only ones who are ever here, which is sad in and of itself.
B-But I'm not building them in my sleep! Wait, that's it! I'm sleep-inventing! That's fabulous! I'm unconsciously creating complicated and truly evil inators! Look at you.
So evil.
I wonder what you do.
L-Let's see.
Wait, how is confetti evil? I-I mean, it makes a mess, sure, but is– Is it really evil? All right, let's try this one.
A big cupcake? Well, maybe it tastes evil.
Yes.
Hmm, yes, chocolate! The most evil flavor in– Who am I kidding? This is delicious.
Let's see what this one does.
Oh, Norm! Does someone need their spelling checked? No, I just wanted to do this! How about a hug? A Hug-inator? Unable to resist hugging impulse.
No! No! No! No! Noo!!! (Song: Jetpack Volleyball) Just strap on a jetpack and string up a net, Jack Gonna serve it to you, so get ready to set back Whack, smack, thunder crack Try to hit that ball back! Dig it, bump it, set it, spike it! That's the way I really like it Plenty of fuel so you ain't gonna fall We're playing jet, jetpack volleyball We're playing jetpack volleyball (Jetpack!) Jetpack volleyball (Jetpack!) We're playing jetpack volleyball (Jetpack!) Jetpack volleyball (Jetpack, jet!) Don't need to be a giant over six feet tall We're playing jet, jetpack volleyball See? I told you they would dry.
What was that? Oh.
Uh So, Mom, do you have everything for dinner tonight? Maybe you ought to go to the grocery store.
Nope.
Got everything.
Oh, it's your bridge day! Better get in the car and go! It's tomorrow.
Candace, why don't you go outside and hang out with the boys? Outside! Well, there's no reason to go out there! You know, I don't hear them.
Maybe I'll go check.
Oh! Ow! Ow, ow! Candace, what is it? I smashed my finger in the thing! I smashed my finger in the thing! Where? Let me see.
Here! Let me see! I need a bandage! Okay, there's some right– No, no! The glow-in-the-dark ones we keep in the emergency kit! In the basement? Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow Okay.
W-Wha– What does this mean? W-When I'm awake I build evil inators that fail, and when I'm asleep, I build nice inators that work? Ah, what is my subconscious trying to tell me? It's just so exhausting.
Ugh, I feel like I've been up all night, which, I– I guess I have, building nice inators, apparently.
It's just Yeah, I'm getting sleepy.
Ripple dissolve imminent.
Oh, man, this had better be a dream because I don't like where this is going.
Hon, I looked everywhere.
I can't find the bandages.
That's okay, Mom.
It's, um I-It's all better.
Great! Then I'm gonna see if the boys want a– No! Uh Let's play chess.
Chess? Candace, I don't– We never do anything together, okay? Let's play a nice long game of chess.
Oh, man, everything here in dreamland is so distorted and ugly.
Say you look familiar.
Say you look familiar.
I should.
I'm the inner you! Inner me? Are you the one that's been making those good inators? I was trying to help you, you nincompoop! Yes, late at night, I was instructing you how to make the ultimate inator! That's enough! Don't overtighten it, like your brain! Now, let's just imagine how it will work.
The Cake-O'-Hug-A-Fetti-inator! Fire! What's happening? Dude, is this cake? Ugh, the cake is hugging us! Hey, everybody! It's okay! We can eat our way out! Ugh! Forget about eating it now! It's covered in paper! It's mine! The Tri-State Area's finally mine! Hey-hey– Hey, wait a minute! Wait! Now, was that a fantasy inside a flashback inside of a dream? Well, let me put it this way.
What? What? What?! What? What? What?! What? What? What?! Did you have a nice nap? Ugh, enough with the hugging! Let go! You're the boss! You know, I'm gonna make a plug for you so I can unplug you.
Gosh, it's been so long since I've played chess.
I can't remember how the knight moves.
Do you remember? I'm not really sure.
Oh, the boys will know.
What? No, no, no! You sit! I'll go ask 'em.
Hey, guys! Uh, do you know how the knight moves? "Uh, yeah, Candace, it moves straight up and then, uh, straight down on the same square.
" Oh, hey, yeah, that's great! Thanks! Oh, wait.
What was that, Ferb? Oh, yeah, you don't talk! You know what's funny? What's funny? I have this weird desire to go outside.
Normally, around this time of day, you're pulling me to go out in the yard and I kind of have a hankering to do it! It's like a Pavlovian go-outside response.
Let's go! Oh, Mom, what are you, a robot? You gotta do the same thing every day? Okay, Candace, what's going on out there? What don't you want me to see? Nothing! Nothing, Mom! No, no, no! Candace, let go! Mom, look, look! Checkmate! Candace! Wait! Let's play darts! Oh.
Oh, wow, Perry the Platypus, I just had the freakiest dream.
You know those dreams that seem logical while you're having them but are total nonsense when you wake up? I think I was some kind of 1940s business beaver, oh, and, uh I might as well get these three useless things out of my lab and push them out onto the balcony and– Wait a minute! I've seen this before! In my dream! That's right! It's only really effective if I put them all together! H-Hey, Perry the Platy– I mean it, Candace! You're acting really strange! If I'm gonna go outside, I'm going to go outside! Ugh, there's the phone! Hold that thought! Hello? Uh Please hold for some important information.
Well, okay, as long as it's important.
Wow! You guys are the best! This was truly an amazing day! It's too bad Candace missed the whole thing.
And, Ferb, where did you learn to serve like that? At the Yorkshire Athletic School for In Your Face.
I dare you to try that again! Well, I did dare him, I guess.
No! No! No! No! A third of my inator! Jeremy? I guess the game is over? Cake.
Okay Hey, Norm, a little help, please! Who needs a hug? Norm, what did you do, you big garbage disposal?! Now two of them are ruined! Why– Why don't you just throw the third one over? If you insist! Nooooo!!! Well, this has been a weird afternoon.
Candace! There you are! What's all this? Well, uh Uh Yeah! It's our two-month, nine-day anniversary! Oh, great! Uh Was I supposed to get her a present? Hon, if you didn't want me to come out and spoil the surprise, you should have said so.
But you are going clean up all this confetti, right? Nice going.
You busted yourself.
Quiet, you! So much for that inator.
Ugh, tell me about it! Hey, what are you doing here? This isn't a dream! Oh, isn't it? No.
No, it isn't.
Oh, crud.