Phineas and Ferb s03e57 Episode Script

Okay, give it a chance.
We want your honest opinion.
We know it's a little weird.
Help, help! Is there a doctor in the house? I am a doctor.
And yes, I am single.
What seems to be the problem here? I think I sprained my ankle.
And you want me to take a look at it? No, I want your brain.
Brains! Brains! Brains.
Shape-shifting alien zombies.
Fair enough, but I must tell you that I am kind of using my brain right now.
Oh, yeah.
And I'm also a ninja.
See? Dr.
Ninja Baljeet! In color! Welcome to the Klimpaloon and Giant Floating Baby Head Hour! Starring that magical old timey bathing suit that lives in the Himalayas, Klimpaloon! And the inexplicable Giant Floating Baby Head.
With tonight's guests, Dave and Jim and the Tri-State Whimsy Jugglers, Dexter Thompson and his chocolate harmonica, the musical stylings of Bicentennial Crab, and featuring six of the eight original Klimpaloon and Giant Floating Baby Head dancers.
And now, here are your hosts, the Magical Old-timey bathing suit that lives in the Himalayas, Klimpaloon and the inexplicable Giant Floating Baby Head.
(Song: That's the Norm) He's a robot from space, she's a little girl They come from totally different worlds If you think they're worlds apart, you're misinformed Though it might seem unusual That's the Norm (That's the Norm) That's the Norm (That's the Norm) That's the Norm (That's the Norm) That's the Norm! That's me! Norm, if you're gonna live here, you can't just wander into Jeremy's room like this! What if he found out about you? Then, he'd make you return to outer space! Space is cold and unforgiving, like my father! Oh, no! It's Jeremy! Quick, hide! Suzy? Is that you? What are you doing in my room? I was making you a surprise.
Surprise? What is it? Well, I make you your own entrance.
Holy guacamole! You sure are a handful.
Buford Van Stomm.
World renowned chef.
Winner of the coveted Palme de Mouton.
Runner-up in the Tri-State chili cook-off.
And master purveyor of cuisine to the crowned heads of– Hey! Get that camera out of my face! He's also kinda mean.
You bet your boots.
Today on Your Cooking STINKS and so do YOU!, Van Stomm will be critiquing the culinary stylings of master chef André Guilbaud, creator of the legendary Crepes Guilbaud, and the world renowned olive-free, olive loaf flavored olive.
Coming your way this fall Katt Karr.
The inexplicable story of a man whose car, for some reason looks a lot like a cat.
Roger Doofenshmirtz, a politician of above-average attractiveness.
On a never-ending crusade, against the sinister, evil, cheesy smelling, and for some reason, dressed like a mouse Professor Nibbles.
Katt Karr It's driving away from us.
(Song: Ducky Momo Theme Song) Ducky Mo, Ducky Momo He's your very best friend! Poor Ducky Momo.
Are you lost? Yes, you are.
Ducky Momo needs to get to the other side of the Dumbledown River.
Can you help him find the Butter-Berry Bridge? Behind you Ducky Momo! It's behind you! Yeah, right there! Right there, Ducky Momo! It's right there! It's right there! Behind you! Right there behind you! Behind you, and to the left.
To your other left! Right ther– Behind you! Behind you! No, the other way! Oh, for Pete's sake! Oh, no, Dr.
Baljeet! Who are they? Just some old friends.
In post-apocalyptic battle gear.
Okay, maybe friends is stretching it a bit.
Jeepers! I hope you have got your carry-on stowed, because we are ready for take-off.
Dude, you are so lucky.
Yeah, I know.
I gotta slow down.
Whoa, that was close! As long as we are up here, how about we fly to a little island I know? Oh, Dr.
Baljeet.
Ninja.
What? It is Dr.
Ninja Baljeet.
You left off the "ninja" part.
Really? I did not go through six years of ninja school just to be called Dr.
Baljeet.
It is Dr.
Ninja Baljeet, okay? You know, the guys on the sports team have some pretty funny names these days.
Yeah, like those hockey players.
No, tho– Tho– Those are just Canadian names.
How about these jugglers, folks? You're much more fun than my other dolls.
I'm honored! So, what do you think? Self-interest dictates a tactful reply.
Suzy? Are you there? Y-Yeah, just a sec! Quick, hide! Hey, sis.
I can't find my lucky baseball bat.
I've looked everywhere.
Have you seen it? Uh No.
Nothing in here that would be of any interest to you.
Suzy, you're acting kinda weird.
You're not hiding anything, are you? No.
Get out of my room! Holy guacamole! You sure are a handful.
Look at me! I'm the life of the party! My lamp needs a brighter bulb.
That's the Norm! Of course I'm prepared.
I can debone a herring in thirty-eight seconds, and I can make five minute frosting in four minutes! Look out, Van Stomm.
Chef Guilbaud is coming for you! Who puts tofu on lasagna?! I was just trying to be avant-garde, Chef.
Yeah, people need to be "ava-guarded" from your food! Clearly, I have much to learn.
I don't know, Katt Karr.
We've been all over Metroburg, and still no sign of the sinister Professor Nibbles.
Got any ideas? Saucer of milk? Okay, I don't see how that's gonna help, but you're the car.
Hey, Suzy.
What are you doing out here, and what's with the lumpy table? Oh.
Uh It's my lemonade stand.
Lemonade stand? Where's the lemonade? I drink-ded it.
I drink-ded it.
Holy guacamole! You sure are a handful.
I made more lemonade! About time! We just lost a customer! Now help me fix this lumpy table! Look, some people tend to think I'm a bit harsh with these guys.
But here's how I see it.
Disgusting! Utter garbage! Raw sewage on a plate! It's really all about nurturing the talent.
We've almost caught up with Professor Nibbles, Katt Karr.
Bad Katt Karr! Bad Katt Karr! Bad Katt Karr! Bad Katt Karr! No! No! No! No! Poor Ducky Momo.
Still can't find the bridge? Can you help him find the bridge? Behind you! It's behind you! Oh, for crying out loud! Just turn around! Rotate your body! No, not that way! The– Where are you going?! The bridge is right here by us! We can see it from here! Boy, I'm hungry.
Me, too.
Hey! It's Meap! Meap, did you bring us something fun to eat? Meap! Meap! Meap! Meap! Yay, Meap's Carbonated Goulash! That's right, kids! It's new deliciously carbonated Meap goulash, the goulash with foam! Featuring quasar pork-rolls, blackhole ham hunks, death ray beef segments, spaceship tofu, and Blue Chimpanzee DNA replicate helix marshmallow! Thanks, Meap! Meap, your goulash is– Meap! You took the words right out of my mouth! It's the goulash with foam! New Meap Carbonated Goulash, comes with everything you see here, except the bowl.
Batteries not included.
Meap! We earn more patches before 9:00 AM, than most can in a lifetime.
We dedicate our lives to be part of something greater than ourselves.
You okay there, big guy? No! With each patch earned, a new skill beyond the ordinary.
We are the few, the relentless, The Fireside Girls.
We also have sleepovers! Earn credits for middle school, so talk to your local Fireside recruiter today.
Tonight, Vance Ward's exciting escape attempt, while Bob and Junebug are sidelined after Bob tries to maul celebrity judge Sherman from the 80's band, Love Händel.
Tonight on Dancing with the Bears.
There is nothing to worry about way out here! Well, I guess he's really gone, Suzy.
You've gotta admit, he was a lot of trouble.
But deep down, I'm gonna miss that big guy.
Come on, let's go inside.
I'll be in in a minute.
Okay.
Okay, he's gone.
You can come out now! That's great, because I've got fireworks! Holy guacamole! You sure are a handful.
That's the Norm! It wasn't what Chef Van Stomm was saying.
It was how he was saying it.
So, I decided to take his teachings to heart.
And I couldn't be prouder! Huge meteor to impact the Earth at 9 o'clock tonight.
Also, who's this little fella, and why is he in a bookcase? We'll have this story at 10.
Well, Nibbles, it looks like you're caught like a rat in a trap.
And you'll have plenty of time to gnaw on that in the state prison.
And you'll be a rat in a– You'll– Well– You know what? I'm out of rat metaphors.
Anyway, thanks for your help, Katt Karr.
Oh, let's pretend like we didn't see that.
What is he looking at? That's not a bridge! What is that? Candy wrapper? That's a candy wrapper, not a bridge! Oh, great! Look at this! Oh Now, where's he going?! Get back here! Where did he go? Where did he go? How was he survived this long? So, it turned out that the invasion was all just a big misunderstanding.
So, does that mean we're safe now? That all depends.
Do you want more carbonated goulash? I don't get it.
So What do you think of Ferb TV? I'm telling Mom.
I think she liked it.
Right here Mom, right on top of our T-ah.
Right here Mom, right on top of our T-ah.
Again, what am I looking at? Oh, there you are, Perry! Holy guacamole! You sure are a handful! Meap Carbonated Goulash pieces are closer than they appear.
Meap Carbonated Goulash may be subjected to license title tax, and destination charges.
Please wash hands thoroughly after contact with Meap Carbonated Goulash.
If hunger persists after contact with Meap Carbonated Goulash, consult your– Oh, I'm sorry, is this Studio A? No, this is Studio– Hey, wait a second.
You just wanted to get into this episode, didn't you? What– No! No! Yes, you did! Yes, I did.
Get out! All right, but I can totally read that faster than you.
Out! Okay, okay, grumpy.
Batteries not included.
Batteries not included! OUT!