Crayon Shin-chan Spin-off (2016) s04e01 Episode Script
O-O-O-No Shinnosuke: I'm Here! O-O-O-No Shinnosuke
1
Nothing ever happens in this town.
Nothing good, nothing bad.
Bye, guys!
-See you later!
-See you at 4 o'clock!
Hey, come on. Come on, you guys, let's go.
Hey, wait for me!
Nothing ever happens in this town
What, what's wrong?
Look! Look at this!
And here too!
Look!
Stop! I'm going to scream!
No, look at it closer!
It started growing all of a sudden!
SHIN CHAN SPIN-OFF VOL.4
OH OH OH NO SHINNOSUKE
I'm hairy! Hair, hair!
Ear hair!
I just went to the salon!
My head! Why, why not my hair?
What's going on?
Why is everyone suddenly so hairy?
Hair, hair! Shaggy hair!
Hair, hair! Nice and shaggy!
You look so attractive now!
What is that? A monster?
UNWANTED HAIR MONSTER
WOOLY WILLY
Hair, hair, hair.
Hair, hair, hair!
I'll make you hairy, too!
You'll be an attractive hairy girl!
What! No, no way.
I really don't need any unwanted hair!
Did you just say, "unwanted hair"?
I'll get you!
I've got you now!
Hair is so nice!
It's soft, and it's fluffy,
so you won't get hurt when you fall.
Maybe you're right, but no way!
Hair, hair, hair! You look really great!
Eh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
No!
Hair, hair, hair!
That's only the beginning!
How dare you call hair unwanted!
I'll make you so hairy and shaggy
that you could trap flies in your hair!
Hair!
Hold it right there!
-Huh?
-Huh?
Row, row, row, row, row, row, row, row
-Huh?
-Huh?
Row, row, row, row, row, row, row, row
-Huh?
-Huh?
Man, my arms are tired.
Hey! Hurry up if you wanna stop me!
Oh, just be patient.
Hey, you! Can you help me?
Can you stand in for me?
You've got a lot of nerve.
Who are you?
I won't spare you if you're a human!
I'm not a human.
What?
I'm a monster Kindergartener,
Oh Oh Oh no Shinnosuke!
Buri buri, buri buri, buri buri
A good monster
with an infinite supply of dummy power,
he defeats bad monsters!
Buri buri, buri buri
So you're a monster, too.
You're a monster? Really?
Hey, have you seen the monster
Big Butt Momma around?
Huh? Never heard of that.
-Now, get out of my way!
-Whoa!
Oh no, Dad.
-Huh?
-We got it wrong again, it wasn't Mom.
Yeah, well,
I guess we picked up
on this hairy monster.
Whoa! Hey, man. This is a kids' show!
Don't you worry.
This is Daddy Little Balls.
Hey, don't call me that!
Shinnosuke's father
usually resides in his son's crotch.
He knows a lot about other monsters.
-Shinnosuke, this is a bad monster!
-Huh?
The grudge from unwanted hair
that people shaved off
has turned into a monster!
Listen, that doesn't matter,
just get rid of him!
He ruined my pretty girlish face!
You're vain, aren't you?
Never mind!
That's a villain!
An evil, heinous, cruel monster!
So knock him out!
Okay.
Don't make me laugh. Come at me!
Here I come!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Why are you dancing?
Besides, you're off rhythm!
I have to do this to get in the mood.
That's enough!
-Hair, hair, hair!
-Buri, buri, buri, buri.
You monster! Stop acting foolish!
Huh?
What have you done?
-Wee!
-Huh?
Stop doing that!
Oh, that tickles!
Shinnosuke, get it off!
Hair, hair! It's too late!
-Ugh, it's awful!
-Huh?
-Whoa!
-Take that! How do you like that?
Ooh, nice and bushy!
What? You're okay with it?
You actually like it?
Yeah, I've always wanted to be
a grown-up man with pheromones.
Ooh, nice and shaggy!
You actually understand
the appeal of hair.
Humans nowadays despise us
and shave us all off.
We exist for a reason,
but they pluck us to look better!
Even though we exist to help them!
Ooh, Clooney!
Why are humans obsessed
with being so smooth?
It's against their DNA!
The folds of their brains should
smooth out too, while they're at it!
How pathetic.
Hugh Jackman!
Hm, what's so bad about shaving?
It grows back anyway.
-What?
-That's true.
I shave my beard every morning,
but it always grows back.
That's why we call it "unwanted hair".
Hey you, you wouldn't!
So, it's okay if I beat him?
Go ahead, Shinnosuke!
No!
Shinnosuke! Go get him!
Okay! Go! Remote control undie!
It's stinky!
Let's clean you up. Silky smooth!
I have to say you're pretty mean.
I'm so cold!
Forgive me!
He has better skin than I thought.
Let's hope he behaves now.
-Hey, you.
-Huh?
Nothing ever happens in this town.
That's what I used to think.
This was just the beginning
of the extraordinary incident
that Monster Kindergartener,
Oh Oh Oh no Shinnosuke,
and I would face.
Huh?
What is that dumb monster?
NEXT EPISODE: GO! MONSTER BUSTERS
Nothing ever happens in this town.
Nothing good, nothing bad.
Bye, guys!
-See you later!
-See you at 4 o'clock!
Hey, come on. Come on, you guys, let's go.
Hey, wait for me!
Nothing ever happens in this town
What, what's wrong?
Look! Look at this!
And here too!
Look!
Stop! I'm going to scream!
No, look at it closer!
It started growing all of a sudden!
SHIN CHAN SPIN-OFF VOL.4
OH OH OH NO SHINNOSUKE
I'm hairy! Hair, hair!
Ear hair!
I just went to the salon!
My head! Why, why not my hair?
What's going on?
Why is everyone suddenly so hairy?
Hair, hair! Shaggy hair!
Hair, hair! Nice and shaggy!
You look so attractive now!
What is that? A monster?
UNWANTED HAIR MONSTER
WOOLY WILLY
Hair, hair, hair.
Hair, hair, hair!
I'll make you hairy, too!
You'll be an attractive hairy girl!
What! No, no way.
I really don't need any unwanted hair!
Did you just say, "unwanted hair"?
I'll get you!
I've got you now!
Hair is so nice!
It's soft, and it's fluffy,
so you won't get hurt when you fall.
Maybe you're right, but no way!
Hair, hair, hair! You look really great!
Eh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
No!
Hair, hair, hair!
That's only the beginning!
How dare you call hair unwanted!
I'll make you so hairy and shaggy
that you could trap flies in your hair!
Hair!
Hold it right there!
-Huh?
-Huh?
Row, row, row, row, row, row, row, row
-Huh?
-Huh?
Row, row, row, row, row, row, row, row
-Huh?
-Huh?
Man, my arms are tired.
Hey! Hurry up if you wanna stop me!
Oh, just be patient.
Hey, you! Can you help me?
Can you stand in for me?
You've got a lot of nerve.
Who are you?
I won't spare you if you're a human!
I'm not a human.
What?
I'm a monster Kindergartener,
Oh Oh Oh no Shinnosuke!
Buri buri, buri buri, buri buri
A good monster
with an infinite supply of dummy power,
he defeats bad monsters!
Buri buri, buri buri
So you're a monster, too.
You're a monster? Really?
Hey, have you seen the monster
Big Butt Momma around?
Huh? Never heard of that.
-Now, get out of my way!
-Whoa!
Oh no, Dad.
-Huh?
-We got it wrong again, it wasn't Mom.
Yeah, well,
I guess we picked up
on this hairy monster.
Whoa! Hey, man. This is a kids' show!
Don't you worry.
This is Daddy Little Balls.
Hey, don't call me that!
Shinnosuke's father
usually resides in his son's crotch.
He knows a lot about other monsters.
-Shinnosuke, this is a bad monster!
-Huh?
The grudge from unwanted hair
that people shaved off
has turned into a monster!
Listen, that doesn't matter,
just get rid of him!
He ruined my pretty girlish face!
You're vain, aren't you?
Never mind!
That's a villain!
An evil, heinous, cruel monster!
So knock him out!
Okay.
Don't make me laugh. Come at me!
Here I come!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Why are you dancing?
Besides, you're off rhythm!
I have to do this to get in the mood.
That's enough!
-Hair, hair, hair!
-Buri, buri, buri, buri.
You monster! Stop acting foolish!
Huh?
What have you done?
-Wee!
-Huh?
Stop doing that!
Oh, that tickles!
Shinnosuke, get it off!
Hair, hair! It's too late!
-Ugh, it's awful!
-Huh?
-Whoa!
-Take that! How do you like that?
Ooh, nice and bushy!
What? You're okay with it?
You actually like it?
Yeah, I've always wanted to be
a grown-up man with pheromones.
Ooh, nice and shaggy!
You actually understand
the appeal of hair.
Humans nowadays despise us
and shave us all off.
We exist for a reason,
but they pluck us to look better!
Even though we exist to help them!
Ooh, Clooney!
Why are humans obsessed
with being so smooth?
It's against their DNA!
The folds of their brains should
smooth out too, while they're at it!
How pathetic.
Hugh Jackman!
Hm, what's so bad about shaving?
It grows back anyway.
-What?
-That's true.
I shave my beard every morning,
but it always grows back.
That's why we call it "unwanted hair".
Hey you, you wouldn't!
So, it's okay if I beat him?
Go ahead, Shinnosuke!
No!
Shinnosuke! Go get him!
Okay! Go! Remote control undie!
It's stinky!
Let's clean you up. Silky smooth!
I have to say you're pretty mean.
I'm so cold!
Forgive me!
He has better skin than I thought.
Let's hope he behaves now.
-Hey, you.
-Huh?
Nothing ever happens in this town.
That's what I used to think.
This was just the beginning
of the extraordinary incident
that Monster Kindergartener,
Oh Oh Oh no Shinnosuke,
and I would face.
Huh?
What is that dumb monster?
NEXT EPISODE: GO! MONSTER BUSTERS