Outer Banks (2020) s04e01 Episode Script

1
["Don't Call My Name"
by Skinshape playing]
[John B] So, you might be wondering
what happens after you find
the lost city of El Dorado,
get blown up, two of your parents die,
and you're stranded in South America
with a sack full of gold.
Well, let me catch you up.
First, you catch a ride back home
- [seagulls squawking]
- and you sleep for, like, three weeks.
And when you finally get back
- [Heyward] Pope!
- Pop!
- [both laugh]
- [Heyward] How've you been?
[John B]you make peace with the fam
Look at you. Come here.
Come here. [kisses]
If he calls you back
I will be in his way ♪
[Mike] Hey! Hey!
Stop right there!
- [John B] or not.
- JJ, you are not welcome here.
Where do you come off thinking
you can walk up here
after everything you did?
[Anna] Mike. She's home. She's safe.
- Don't come back here until he's gone.
- [Anna] Okay.
Guys, I'm sorry.
We're glad you're back, Kie,
but we need boundaries.
[Sarah] No.
No. Wait.
Rose, you think I killed him?
You think I killed Dad?
Rose, do you understand
how insane you sound?
Can you please just put Wheezie on?
Can I please talk to Wheezie?
Can I talk to my little sister, please?
Rose?
[busy signal beeps]
Hey.
Hey.
[music ends]
[John B] Welcome home.
And after all the loose ends are tied up,
the gold.
[man] Twenty pounds.
[scale beeping]
98.5% gold.
["Every Trick in the Book"
by The Allergies playing]
And that translates to?
This is money.
A whole lot of money.
[all cheering]
[John B] Moment of truth.
All right. [clears throat]
Pin is 0-0-0-0. Enter.
- You're kidding.
- What?
Tell me that's a temporary pin.
- I thought nobody could guess.
- [Pope] Change that immediately.
[John B] I'm sorry.
Here it comes.
[JJ] That's me. That's me.
- Let me read it.
- [Cleo] Hey!
- [JJ] Let me read it!
- [Sarah] Oh my God.
It's not even the money.
It's just the receipt.
- Okay. Okay. Our joint account balance
- [Sarah] Mm-hmm.
after paying JJ's restitution
at 10:04 a.m. on Tuesday
Oh, come on, get on with it!
Our joint account balance is
one point one million,
seventy-two thousand,
five hundred and forty-nine dollars.
- [JJ] You said mil?
- [Pope] Million?
- [John B] Um
- [Pope] With an M?
That'll do it!
[all screaming, cheering]
What?
Oh my God!
[screaming, cheering continues]
That's the craziest thing
I've ever seen on a piece of paper.
[Kiara and John B talking indistinctly]
[John B] We can go on a real date.
We're so rich,
we can buy the Canadian mussels.
- Not the cheap shit ones.
- [Pope] Hey. Hey.
[Kiara] You can smile, you know.
Look, this doesn't mean we're Kooks.
- Just means we have a little money now.
- [Cleo] Oh my God.
[JJ] Okay, wait.
Hear me out. Rally truck with yellow LEDs
to replace the Twinkie for right now.
- No. I'm not getting rid of the Twinkie.
- But with solar panels, maybe?
- If it's in the budget.
- And a bigger boat.
Guys, hold on. Hold on.
It's it's not like we can
all go off and buy houses or anything.
I mean, split between all of us,
that's about $211,000.
Minus what we owe Barracuda Mike.
Let him try and take this.
I'll mess him up.
Just gonna say it.
I don't wanna piss off the drug dealer.
Listen, if we divide this up,
we're all gonna blow it.
Wow, okay.
Why are you looking at me like that?
But maybe if we pool our money together,
we can create something
with actual economies of scale.
Like what?
- You remember the island.
- Duh.
Of course.
I mean, it was our own island,
and we built everything
from basically nothing, right?
- It was perfect.
- The best life.
That whole island just to ourselves.
All of us together.
I think we can have that again.
Right here.
JJ's property is going up
for auction, right?
So let's buy it back.
I mean, look around. A lot of land.
Deepwater access.
Unless any of you are planning
on going back to school,
we're gonna need a place to work,
a place to stay and live.
I think we can have
both of those things here.
First things first,
we get the land, right?
And then over there,
we could build, like, a surf shop.
And then maybe we can make our own dock.
- This place needs a dock.
- Ooh, what about a bait and tackle shop?
[Pope] Exactly. And
and who knows these waters better than us?
JJ, you can get a new boat
and run a fishing charter.
We can all live and sleep in the house.
[John B] Pope was the mastermind.
He saw not what it was
but what it could be.
A place where we could work
and live together.
A shop, a marina, a place to chill.
But first, we had to buy
JJ's land back from the bank.
[auctioneer] I'd like to remind you,
the winner of the auction
Listen up. Here's the plan.
We go up
in one-dollar increments, all right?
It's gonna take a while, but we're gonna
need to save every cent for construction.
- Pope's on point, JJ. Got it?
- [JJ] Mm.
- All right.
- Don't change the plan.
it is the foreclosure sale
of 14 Rogers Point Road.
Now, this is the old Maybank place.
Now, the bank has
an opening bid of $80,000.
- Here we go.
- [auctioneer] Looking for 81.
I've got $80,000 going once.
$80,000 and one dollar.
[auctioneer] Okay. One dollar more
at $80,000, one dollar
$80,500.
- $80,500. Right here at $80,500.
- It's okay.
- Pope's got it.
- [auctioneer] $80,500.
$80,500 is going once
$100K flat out. Right here.
[auctioneer] $100,000
right here to the gentleman in red
[Pope] Hey, what are you doing?
Just a knockout punch.
Knockout punch and we're a wrap.
- That's not the plan. That's not the plan.
- I got the shit done.
I've got 100,000 dollars right here,
is going once,
$100,000 is going twice
$150K.
[auctioneer] $150,000 from Mr. Zeasy.
Good to see you, Dale at 150.
Good to see you, Rog.
Just give me a minute here, would ya?
You know, uh, The Cut's gonna be
Figure 8 in a few years.
You walk away now,
you won't have to scurry off
with your tail between your legs,
and I'll, uh, give you
a little taste on the back end.
[tense music playing]
Dale, was it?
That's correct.
It's not happening, hoss.
- [knuckles cracking]
- Let's play ball.
[auctioneer] 150 bid,
bidder with 200, I've got 200
I've got $775,000 bid
This is way over our price range.
- Will you make him stop, please?
- [Pope] Get him out of here.
- Hey. Please. It's too much.
- Just let me handle this. I've got it.
$775,010, right here, sir.
- $775,010 to the gentleman in red.
- Oh my God!
That's too rich for my blood, Rog.
[auctioneer] 775,010 bidder,
looking for 8.
- That's 775,010 is going once
- [sighs]
[auctioneer]going twice,
last and final call,
sold right here to the gentleman
in red. Congratulations.
[woman] Can you believe
they paid that much?
- [man] Those guys got fleeced.
- [both chuckle]
The most expensive property in The Cut,
and it's not worth it. [chuckles]
Well, it is to us, sir.
If you can scurry
to your side of the island,
and stay there, that'd be appreciated.
I get shit done.
We got it. That's all that matters. Whoo!
- All right.
- [auctioneer] Congratulations, young man.
- [JJ] Now, where do I sign?
- 33% above market value.
Wildly overpaid.
That's, like, all the money.
[bird wails]
[JJ] Ladies and gentlemen,
I christen thee Poguelandia 2.0.
[bird cawing]
[frog croaking]
Let's turn this piece of shit
into our home.
Let's do it.
["Sheep Go to Heaven" by CAKE playing]
We're home, y'all.
Welcome to the palace.
[Cleo] Uh, what's the Wi-Fi password?
[Pope] We're gonna have
to do this Pogue-style.
That means DIY, scavenge,
whatever materials we can find.
Look, we might have paid
a little bit over on the dirt,
but it's some of the best dirt, okay?
And we'll make it up in construction.
Because these boards right here,
if we plane them,
they're gonna be as good as new.
These are rotten as shit, man.
They're free as shit as well.
[Cleo] Look, not all rotten.
[JJ] All right. Yeah. Thank you, Cleo.
Okay, JJ. You're right, this might work.
I'm not going to smile today ♪
I'm not gonna laugh ♪
You're out living it up today ♪
I've got dues to pay ♪
And the gravedigger
Puts on the forceps ♪
[Sarah] What about this old cooler?
If you can haul it off, you can have it.
Really?
Things are getting harder on this island.
Gonna need all the help you can get.
Are you sure there's nothing
we can give you for it?
Please, it's my contribution
to your little venture. [chuckles]
- What?
- Score.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- This way.
- [man] Just be careful with it.
We'll take good care.
- Thank you.
- [man] You got it.
[Sarah] Have a good one.
So you might as well have a good time ♪
Oh no ♪
Sheep go to heaven ♪
Goats go to hell ♪
Yep, this is the one.
We'll take her.
Oh no ♪
Oh yeah ♪
Could do something with this.
I think you only know
what to do with that.
[Kiara] Ooh, sails.
[Pope] No way.
Yo!
- Check it out. It's coming with us.
- [JJ] Yep.
[Kiara] I dunno where we're gonna put it,
but we need it.
- [Pope] You good? You got it?
- [JJ] I got it.
Watch the fin. Watch the fin.
[JJ] Listen, Buffy, we just need your help
for the pilings on the dock.
- It'll only take half a day.
- No, no, no.
That's, like, two days of work.
You know how many clients I got up my ass.
- Now you want me to drop everything?
- Hang on. Hang on. Buffy.
I got something for you.
I just got paid, baby ♪
Buff. Buff. Give that a whiff.
- Kiara's home batch. A lifetime supply.
- [sniffs]
Damn.
We got a deal?
[Buffy] You're on.
[Cleo] Hey! Over there!
Let it go!
Let it go! Hey! Yo!
[Kiara] I'm by no means an expert, but
- That shit don't look right.
- that shit does not look right.
How much weed did he smoke?
You didn't think
to maybe give it to him after?
Maybe like a reward system?
He was gonna be baking either way.
You can't stop Curry from shooting.
- Yo, Buff. Get it together, bro!
- [Cleo] Hey!
This man's an idiot.
[screaming] Hey! Hey, man!
Hey! Let it go! Let it go!
[groaning]
[screaming] Help!
[JJ] Buff! Come on,
get it together. Get out!
- [Kiara] I need some more nails.
- [JJ] Sweet.
- [Sarah] We do.
- [JJ] You got the other end?
[John B] Yeah, I got the back
Working on a cramp. Working on a cramp.
- [John B] Super story.
- [JJ] We're cramping.
- All right, you got the other end?
- [Pope] No, dude. Do that again.
- Why?
- Because it's not right, okay?
- [JJ] It's fine.
- It's not It can't just be fine.
[JJ] Pope, it's fine.
It's a dock. This isn't
just like a school project, man.
- This is our dock, right? Our dream.
- Yeah.
- Yeah. It is. [mumbles]
- So it should be perfect.
[JJ] You know what the key is here?
You've just gotta make it a little janky
and he does it for you.
I love you, Pope.
- [chuckles]
- [Pope] Sorry, I want my dock to be safe.
[John B] I feel safe.
I feel I feel so safe.
- JJ, is this the right rope?
- [JJ] Good morning!
- [Pope] We may need to reinforce that.
- [JJ] Let's take
[John B] There you go.
- Come on. There we go.
- [JJ] There it is.
- That's not how you carry that, John B.
- [John B] Ready?
[Cleo] Three, two, one.
[all grunting]
- [cheering]
- [all laughing]
[Pope] Hey, watch it. Watch that there.
- You got it?
- Yeah, I got it.
Next one.
- There you go.
- Play that funky fire ♪
[whirring]
- [John B] Damn, that looks good.
- [JJ cheers]
Gimme your hand, yeah ♪
[JJ] Pull away.
One, two, three.
- [Kiara squeals]
- [Pope grunts]
[John B cheers]
Bring it on home, John B!
[cheering]
[Cleo] Turn.
Keep it goin' ♪
Keep it goin' ♪
- Perfect.
- [Sarah cheers]
Hey. [chuckles]
Play that funky fire ♪
[JJ] You got it?
- [Kiara] Yeah, the wind's fighting me.
- [JJ] I got you. I got you.
Play that funky fire ♪
[JJ] Tie it off.
All right ♪
[John B] Come on, get her up there!
- [Kiara and JJ cheering]
- [John B] She looks good.
Oh.
Go ahead. Give it another check.
[boat engine starts]
[Pope] Engines are a go.
Great.
[both mumble, laugh]
[Cleo cheering]
Come on!
- [cheering]
- [Pope laughing]
[JJ and Cleo shouting indistinctly]
[all cheering]
[Sarah cheering]
- There you go. That's a good one.
- All right?
- My master.
- [Cleo] Make sure it's not slanted.
- [John B] It's a little, but that's okay.
- [Cleo] Come on.
They might have to read sideways.
- [Kiara] Got water.
- [John B] There you go.
[Kiara] Got water for the bait tank.
[gentle music playing]
[John B] I dunno. That's JJ's department.
- [Cleo] Is that it? [chuckles]
- [John B] Look at that.
[Cleo] Last thing checked.
- [John B] It looks good!
- [Cleo] Think we're about done.
[John B] Cool!
[JJ] Hey, guys.
I think we did it.
We're in business, baby!
[screaming] Wow!
Oh my gosh, this feels good!
Look at this. Look at that. Look at that.
Like, oh my God.
[Cleo] That boy's mad.
Captain Maybank at your service!
Now, that has a ring to it!
- Nothing can stop a Pogue. Nothing!
- [all laughing]
- Whoa! That's what I'm talking about!
- [John B] Yeah!
Is he okay?
- Yeah. Yeah.
- [JJ] Slide to the left, to the right
He just never really had a home.
He's happy.
- [John B] Keep going!
- [JJ] Oh!
- [laughs]
- Now do the full routine, to celebrate.
A little plié.
Now now we do a little hot step.
- A little hot step.
- [Cleo] Wow.
- Slow down, you're killing 'em!
- [JJ] Slide into it.
- [John B] Twinkle toes, all right.
- [JJ] Let go into it.
Having fun?
[JJ] A little bit.
- [Kiara] Yeah?
- What?
I love you.
[Cleo whistles, howls]
- [John B howling]
- [Sarah laughing]
We did it.
We did.
[chuckles] Somehow.
[chuckling] But we did it.
- We did it!
- [all cheering]
- [JJ] Get on!
- [Kiara] Captain Maybank!
[JJ] Captain Maybank here!
[gentle music fades]
[seagulls squawking]
["Freedom" by Dub Specialist
playing over radio]
[Kiara] It's a nice day.
Yeah.
[whistling]
[JJ] Mm.
[boat engine revving]
Guys. Boat. Boat.
- Oh snap!
- [Sarah] It's a boat.
[Cleo] Hey, hey, hey.
[Kiara] Guys, a boat!
- Dopey, wake up. JJ, wake up.
- [Pope] Somebody's here.
- Is that a motor?
- [Sarah] Yes!
- [Cleo] Get ready.
- Okay, it's our first customer.
- It's our first customer!
- [JJ] Guys, come on! Come on!
- [Sarah] Go!
- [John B] I got it.
- Howdy, sir!
- How you doing?
- I got your ice right here!
- [Sarah] And we've got bait.
[JJ] Bait, beer, a fresh pot of gumbo!
What do you want?
Holy shit. You've got all this live bait?
- Big and small.
- [JJ] Oh yeah, it's our secret sauce.
- Give me a whole bucket.
- [Cleo] Coming right up.
Man, beer, granny-made sandwiches.
I wish y'all had opened up sooner.
[chuckles]
[JJ] We're gonna be opening up 24-7,
my friend, so nothing to worry about.
- [cell phone ringing]
- Not actually true. We're not open 24-7.
Still working on the hours.
Hey, I'm here.
This place is the tits, Bobby.
They even got pogies.
A whole tank of 'em!
Just, uh, just keep the change.
- Thank you, guys.
- [Kiara] Come back.
- [man 1] Got everything?
- [man 2] Yep.
[Pope] Have a good one.
- Tell your friends.
- [man 1] Oh, we will.
Boys [inhales]
that's the smell of success.
- [Cleo laughs]
- First sale, baby! Whoo!
- [Sarah] He said we were the tits.
- [JJ] I know.
First dollar of our first-ever sale.
- [John B] Oh yeah.
- [Sarah] A new spot.
[all cheering]
[Sarah] We did it!
- Hey, guys.
- [Kiara] Yeah?
Incoming! We're open!
- [JJ] Got more?
- [John B] Keep 'em coming.
- [John B] Customers.
- [JJ] All right.
- [Cleo] Pogies and bait!
- [Sarah] Pogies and bait!
[John B] It really worked.
It was what we all wanted.
It wasn't gold. It wasn't treasure.
It wasn't even adventure.
And some of us still had dreams.
Kiara still wanted to save
the dolphins and the turtles.
Pope was planning on going back to school.
But in the meantime, for all of us,
we were just working. Together.
- [Cleo] All right. Let's bag 'em.
- [Sarah] Yes, ma'am.
Or at least I seemed to be ♪
Well, I read an old quotation ♪
In a book just yesterday ♪
Said, "Gonna reap just what you sow" ♪
"The debts you make, you have to pay" ♪
[John B] And when
we weren't running charters,
we were catching dinner.
Or growing it.
And maybe growing some other things.
I recollect with a-mixed emotions ♪
All the good times we used to have ♪
But you were making preparations ♪
[John B] It was all of us, together.
Well, most of the time.
[Sarah laughs]
Oh. Sorry.
That's getting excessive.
[John B] It was like what we had
on the island, but even better.
It was home.
Treasure hunting was in the past.
Dead and buried.
We were gonna live the good life.
The simple life.
[birds cawing]
We had everything that we needed.
[gentle music playing]
But what we didn't know at the time
was that nothing ever stands still.
And there were some dark secrets
hidden in the marsh.
Maybe we need a couple more grouper rigs.
They keep running out.
Popular.
[Kiara] Yeah, they are.
Hey, welcome in.
Uh, let us know
if we can help you with anything.
[country music playing over radio]
And I'd surely love to kick his ass ♪
Now I'm hangin' round this old garage ♪
Writing songs ♪
What can you tell me
about the currents out at Teacher's Hole?
Uh, nasty rips.
Most locals won't go near it. Why?
Heard there's some good action
at the jetty there.
All that structure.
- Lot of places for fish to hide.
- [Kiara] Mm.
[suspenseful music playing]
You're those treasure hunting kids.
I've heard about you guys.
Not anymore.
Can we help you with anything else?
[John B] Are you gonna pay for that?
- What the hell was that?
- [Kiara] I don't know. That was weird.
[suspenseful music continues]
[thunder rumbling]
[thunder rumbling]
[Sarah exhales]
[thunder rumbling]
- [thunder rumbling]
- [electricity fizzing]
[tense music playing]
[tense music ends]
[Rafe] Dad did everything for us.
Everything.
He was just found
at the bottom of a cliff,
just left there like a piece of trash.
[melancholic music playing]
I'm so sorry, Rafe.
I won't forget you.
[Rafe exhales]
[melancholic music ends]
[John B] Anyone want fried fish?
- [Pope sighs]
- What's the damage, Pope?
Fuse box is busted.
Without the live bait,
the fishermen won't come,
and there goes half
of our business right there.
We have enough profit to cover it,
but barely, just barely.
All right?
This is it.
The last of our Au.
- Uh, what?
- [Sarah] What?
Gold. It's the periodic symbol for gold.
- Why not just say gold?
- Because it doesn't matter.
This is all our savings, and it's a no-go.
This is for property taxes.
- So, we're gonna have to tighten up
- [sighs]
which means no more $600 in gas
chasing tarpon up the Gulf.
- Pope, that's my job.
- We were chasing a bait board.
[Pope] No more $200
in heirloom tomato seeds.
What about my imported peppers?
Peppers gotta go too, baby.
I need to run the charters
It's not the tomatoes' fault.
[Pope] No, hey, guys,
if the business starts failing,
the sharks start circling, all right?
We don't even know
if your dad is coming back.
- Yeah, well, it's not his anymore.
- [Pope] Doesn't matter.
What's he gonna think
when he sees all this?
Listen, if we want to save this place,
we skinny up until the business
gets afloat again. Okay?
[John B] We did it.
We recreated Poguelandia on Kildare.
We built it and worked it
and lived together
just like we dreamed of.
And I know we should've been more careful.
We should have saved.
But come on, how long were
we really gonna stay out of trouble?
[crowd cheering]
[commentator] What's up,
y'all Kooks and Pogues?
Welcome, welcome
to this year's Kildare Enduro.
What a fantastic day we got
for racing today.
- You guys ready to burn some gas?
- [cheering]
[motorcycle engine revving]
[woman] Yeah! Woo-hoo!
The race is kicking off soon,
so make sure you get your bets in,
and then wave your flag,
you know what I'm saying?
We'll have a bunk bed by the bath ♪
You'll line my mattress with nails ♪
One for every time
Something psycho came out of your mouth ♪
- [motorcycle engine revving]
- [music ends]
[John B] Let's go, baby.
How we feeling, champ?
- Like I got this whole shot.
- Yeah? Yeah?
- I'm gonna win it this year. I know I am.
- Yeah, you are.
Cleo, how are we doing, girl?
Everything's all good, man.
[JJ] Great.
- The girl, out.
- [JJ] All right.
- Hey! Bring it home, little boy.
- You know I will.
- You got this. All right?
- I know.
- Yeah. Good luck.
- [JJ] Hey, hold on one sec.
- Hold on.
- What?
- Where'd you park your bike?
- Right there. Why?
- Gotta tell you something before we start.
- Oh boy. JJ, what's going on?
- No, it's really not bad.
- Go on, then. Tell me, what's up?
Like, literally, you're gonna
be thanking me after. Okay?
So
You know, I I bet on me.
To win.
I know. I know. Funds are tight right now,
but I feel good this year.
So, I put in a bet on myself.
Dude, the odds are, like, seven to one!
With me on this thing,
that's like three to one.
- Hold on. Okay.
- It's free money.
- Where did you get some extra money?
- That's what I've got to tell you.
Um [clears throat]
So, I went into the kitty
and bet the last nug. Okay?
Now, before you say anything,
I just gotta tell you
Dude. Listen, I got this, man.
JJ. JJ, just stop.
Are you serious?
- Yes, I'm serious.
- That was our last 20 grand.
That was supposed to go
to property taxes for Poguelandia.
Bro, I know! Okay?
I know. I know you're about
to hit me now. I can sense it.
- I'm thinking about it.
- Save it.
Gotta commit at this point.
I got it. You know I do.
But it wouldn't hurt to have
a little backup on this one.
You know what I'm saying?
- You want me to ride?
- Just cover me. All right?
Just like old times in the backyard.
You and me? We school these fools,
and we save the farm.
- You know we can do this. Easy.
- [motorcycle engine revving]
["Slow Learner" by Viagra Boys playing]
Nothing to lose?
No, we've got
everything to lose this time.
- You should've told us, JJ.
- That's what I'm doing now.
[commentator] Looks like
we're just about ready to get started.
So, empty your bladders.
Fill up your cups.
The Enduro waits for no one.
- What was that?
- [John B] It looks like I'm racing today.
What do you mean?
J bet the gold on himself.
What You didn't try to stop him?
I just found out, Sarah.
What do you mean
Is this even a racing bike?
- You can't. It's a piece of shit!
- I know.
If I don't help him,
Topper and Rafe are gonna go after him.
I have to block for him.
I'm sorry.
I'll kill him. Please be careful.
Yeah.
- Okay?
- Yes, ma'am.
[commentator] Gonna be
a wild one this year, Ash.
Who do you have in this race?
Man, I've got my eyes on
my man Meatball Howell.
He's coming in hot to this race.
We've got Topper looking good.
Rafe Cameron on that fire-breathing KTM,
he could be your favorite today.
What do you want, Rafe?
I mean, my Dad went off with you
and never came back.
I didn't forget that.
See you in traffic, slick.
[motorcycle engine revving]
[commentator] Check this out.
Looks like we've got a late entrant.
John B Routledge on a bucket of bolts.
He's gonna need a miracle.
Does your boyfriend ever think
before he does anything?
Never.
Like, not even once.
There's something wrong
With his seeing-eye glass ♪
[both grunt]
Don't have a future
No, he ain't got no past ♪
[Cleo] Seems JJ's outgunned.
What do you think?
I think we can hope
Topper has a mechanical.
Foolproof plan.
Let's go, Rafe!
You've got this, baby! Whoo!
Yo, JJ,
did you build that yourself from a kit?
It's not about the bike, bro.
You'll see.
[chuckling] Right. Yeah,
keep telling yourself that, Pogue.
[tense music playing]
All right, guys. Listen up.
Race is to the old buoy and back.
Other than that, no rules.
[crowd cheering]
[woman] We all good?
This is for all the money and respect.
Go get it, y'all!
Whoo!
[man whistling]
On your marks!
[engines revving]
Get set!
["Left for Dead"
by Bass Drum of Death playing]
Go!
Ah! Are you serious?
[cheering]
Let's go, baby. Come on!
Let's go, baby.
Come on.
[commentator] Rafe Cameron
gets the holeshot,
beats the pack out front,
and, boy, he is blazing
down the straightaway.
Moved up, but I ended up kicked out ♪
And I'm gone ♪
Left for dead ♪
Come on. Come on.
Piece of Come on.
When I'm coming down ♪
[groans]
[Topper] Come on, John B!
[laughs] Is that bike gonna make it?
Eat it, Topper.
Clock ticks
And I'm sitting here waiting ♪
Got an itch
But I'm never gonna turn around ♪
[commentator] It looks like
Rafe Cameron is first into the trees.
He is gonna be tough to catch in there.
A sound body's not a luxury
That I've found ♪
Yeah, Cameron's still in first.
Left for dead ♪
Spend my time away ♪
Left for dead ♪
When I'm coming down ♪
- [JJ] Out of my way, Top.
- [Topper grunts]
[commentator] We got some
serious contact in the brush.
Oh, and it sounds like Topper
didn't like Maybank crowding him there.
Taught him a little lesson.
[Ash] Oh, stuffed him like a turkey.
[JJ] Damn it. John B, go! Go!
[engine revving]
[JJ] Come on! Come on!
And I'm gone ♪
Left for dead ♪
Spend my time away ♪
Left for dead ♪
When I'm coming down ♪
[commentator] It looks like
they're turning around the buoy.
We've got Rafe Cameron still in front
ahead of the group of riders.
Cameron seems to have things well in hand.
[Ash] He's just gotta coast it home.
No mistakes, and he should take home
the Kildare Enduro.
[tense music playing]
[commentator] There's Maybank
bringing up the rear.
[Ash] Yeah, tough race for him.
Oh, he's down again in the deep sand.
[commentator] Cameron and the other riders
are probably halfway back
through the trees at this point.
[Ash] Not a chance
he's catching up with them.
[tense music continues]
[JJ panting]
[Ash] Wait, hold on.
What are we seeing, ladies and gentlemen?
What's he doing? No, no.
[commentator] Looks like
he's gonna try to jump the inlet.
That's a 50-foot gap!
[engine revving]
[screaming]
[music stops]
["Arrow" by Death Valley Girls playing]
[Ash] Oh my God, JJ Maybank!
- Absolutely full send.
- [cheering]
[commentator] No regard
for personal safety.
He has gone worst to first
and leapfrogged the entire pack.
And Rafe Cameron's closing fast.
Looks like it's gonna be chippy here.
I never sleep ♪
But if I do ♪
[JJ] Back off!
Well, I think I'd dream
I'd dream of you ♪
And if I die ♪
And if I die ♪
[JJ] Get off me, man!
[grunts]
- [Ash] They are banging! They're hitting!
- [commentator] Oh!
Yeah!
[Ash] Coming down the final stretch.
- Maybank is in the lead.
- Come on.
Come on. Yeah!
[commentator] Cameron's close
but not gonna be able to overtake him.
[JJ grunts]
[crowd gasps]
Oh, mayhem, carnage! They're both down!
They're both down.
They collided just short of the finish.
[commentator] And here comes
Routledge in the lead now.
Topper tight on his tail.
[Ash] But oh no! Maybank is in the way!
He's opened the door for Topper.
[JJ panting]
[Ash] It's gonna be Topper!
Topper takes the win!
[crowd cheering]
[commentator] Ladies and gentlemen,
Topper Thornton
is your Enduro champion this year.
Oh my God, J.
[commentator] This was insanity.
[Ash] It was carnage right there
at the end, and it looked like
[John B] JJ. Come on.
Are you good? Are you good?
- Just get off me, man.
- Look, I tried, man.
Oh, you tried, huh?
Look where that got us.
[commentator] Unbelievable.
What did we just witness?
How did that happen?
[commentator] I've never seen anything
like it in all my years, Ash.
- Jumped the entire field
- John B! Hey. Are you okay?
Yes, I'm good.
Get used to it!
What'd you say?
Hey, no, what'd you say?
Huh? What'd you say?
- Get used to it.
- Hey!
This is forever, all right?!
Y'all don't get to win.
You could've killed each other!
Yeah, like you give a shit.
You gonna kill me like you killed Dad?
Excuse me?!
What did you just say?
[Topper laughs]
Sarah, how's that, uh,
Pogue life treating you?
Screw you, Topper.
[Topper] Pogue for life, baby. [laughs]
[JJ] Goddamn it!
We are so screwed.
Yeah. We are.
Why are we screwed?
I'll let you tell Pope.
Tell Pope what?
Just come on. Let's go.
Tell Pope what? Hey!
Quando a gente se levanta ♪
Quanta coisa aconteceu ♪
[panting]
[music fades]
[Pope] I said it.
I said it again and again.
I said don't touch the last of our nugget.
That was it.
That was the last of our savings.
Do you not care?
Pope, you saw what happened, man.
He stole it. Okay?
He cheated and he stole it.
That's not my fault, Pope.
- Do you know how selfish you sound?
- I sound selfish? I was trying to help us.
You helped us.
You just cost us everything. Thank you.
JJ, why are you making it sound
like you had nothing to do with it?
[JJ] Okay, Kie Kie.
You know me. Okay?
I was gonna bet it all. That's who I am.
You should've talked to us first.
It's too risky this time.
[Pope] And what were you doing?
You knew he had it
and you just let him race?
- He told me last minute, all right?
- John B, look, man.
- You were supposed to cover
- I did cover!
[Pope] You were supposed
to not take our savings
Hey, enough!
How bad is it, Pope?
How bad is it?
We have a $13,000 property tax payment
due in seven days.
And we have zero working capital.
There is nothing. And you took
the last of our savings. So thank you.
[tense music playing]
[John B] And that was that.
We had zero working capital, as Pope said.
But that's when our luck turned.
[gentle music playing]
Wait.
You guys.
- What?
- [Kiara] Holy shit.
They they wrote about us.
- [JJ] What?
- The Outer Banks Sentinel wrote about us.
"The extraordinary discovery
made by the young adventurers
has validated the existence
of the City of Gold."
- Oh my God!
- That's my name!
[John B] Archeologists
finally excavated the cave we blew up
and, suddenly, we're heroes.
[crowd cheering]
It was pretty weird, to be honest.
After the ceremony,
this old guy named Wes Genrette
came up to us with a request.
[Genrette] I was wondering
if you would look at an item of mine.
- This is a captain's log.
- [JJ] Who is the captain?
Blackbeard.
[John B] He invited us
to his private estate
to discuss his proposition.
So, here we are.
Eighteen months after finding El Dorado,
on our way to Goat Island,
back in the G game.
Do you guys know anybody that's been here?
- 'Cause I don't.
- [JJ] Nope.
Hey, Sarah, you must know
somebody who's been here, right?
I mean, like, all Kooks,
they they know each other.
- They go to the same parties.
- Are you kidding me?
- You've heard the rumors, right?
- [JJ] Oh yeah, about the daughter.
I mean, that she drowned with her baby?
That's what I heard.
I heard that too, but I heard that
she was possessed first or something.
And then I heard
that was all bullshit because What?
- Okay. Why are we doing this again?
- [Pope and Sarah] We need the money.
- [tense music playing]
- [bird cawing]
This place's been around for 200 years,
and they still don't have a road
that doesn't go underwater twice a day.
[Kiara] You check in
and you don't check out.
[tense music continues]
[JJ] Afternoon, sir.
Welcome to Blackstone.
[birds cawing]
[JJ clears throat]
So, uh, what have you been digging?
Ditches.
[JJ] Ditches.
At least it's not graves.
All the same to me.
- What?
- Why would he say that?
Uh, so how long have you been working
for Mr. Genrette?
As long as I can remember.
[tense music continues]
There.
Okay, thank you.
[bird cawing]
[wood creaking]
[banging]
[JJ] Hello!
Anyone home?
[banging]
Hello, anyone home?
Maybe?
Oh, just a little quick FYI,
they drug you before they chop you up.
So, don't eat or drink anything.
[Cleo] Not funny.
Yeah, guys, I think
I've changed my mind about this one.
- I I really don't wanna be here.
- Can we go?
- I admit the risk-reward is very off.
- Hey, someone's coming.
[footsteps approaching]
[door unlocking]
Hi.
I'm sorry to keep you waiting.
It's quite a big house, and I'm
I'm afraid the servants have all gone.
All except, uh, good old Demp.
I just can't seem
to get rid of him. [chuckles]
Uh, you must be the the Pogues.
The Great Seekers.
Yeah, I I don't know about that.
Oh, now, don't you be modest.
I've read of your adventures.
It's quite thrilling.
Uh, come in. Come in.
I I'm the son-in-law.
[chuckles]
Chandler Groff.
Wes was really, really hoping you'd show.
He's been waiting.
Yeah.
Pleasure. JJ.
[clears throat]
Want to go, Pope?
After you, Great Seeker.
Right.
Well, I'm not going last, so
[tense music continues]
Hi.
Come on in. [chuckles]
[tense music ends]
[reggae music playing]
[reggae music ends]