Tales from the Crypt (1989) s04e01 Episode Script
None But the Lonely Heart
[SHRIEK.]
AH HA HA HA HA HA! NONE BUT THE LONELY HEART.
IS MADAM READY FOR DINNER? .
HOPE YOU' RE HUNGRY HERE YOU GO.
THAT' S SPECIAL ENOUGH FOR ME.
THANK YOU.
MMM OH, HOWARD, YOU DO KNOW MY HEART.
AND HERE.
OR JUST YOUR FAVORITE PART? [GLASS BREAKS.]
DAMN SHAME TO HAVE WASTED A GREAT BOTTLE OF WINE.
I THINK SHE' S HAVING A HEART ATTACK! AMEN.
SLEEP WELL, MY BEAUTIFUL ROSE.
THANK YOU.
CALL ME, OKAY.
YEAH, RIGHT.
AND I LIKE THE NOISE.
TEDDY WAS BUSY.
EPHIE GLUCKMAN.
I' M SURE IT WILL.
MR.
PRINCE.
HAVE CERTAIN NEEDS THAT I' M UNABLE TO FULFILL.
IF YOU NEED ME, MADAM.
NO ONE WANTS TO SEE PARIS ALONE.
PURSUING THE WRONG KIND OF WOMAN.
WELL, OF COURSE, YOU ARE.
ABOUT ANOTHER MAN, BUT NO, NO.
PLEASE.
PLEASE, I INSIST.
STANHOPE PUT THIS IN A VASE.
THE PUZZLE IS EXACTLY AS HE LEFT IT.
JUST RELAX, MY DARLING.
I' LL BE GENTLE.
[HEAVY BREATHING.]
HOWARD I MADE YOU BREAKFAST IN BED.
FOR SOME REASON THIS MORNING I HAVE A HELL OF AN APPETITE.
EPHIE, LISTEN, ABOUT LAST NIGHT-- WELL, JUST DON' T EXPECT THAT FROM ME EVERY NIGHT.
REALLY.
HMM? IT' S ABUSINESS.
AH, I, I HAVE TO SKIP BREAKFAST.
IF YOU' LL HAVE ME? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO DO, MORTY? YOU' RE WELCOME.
I' LL EXPECT TO FIND YOU IN IT.
WHILE YOU WERE CELEBRATING THE NUPTIALS.
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
IS THAT WHAT YOU FIND CRIMINAL? BLACKMAIL! THAT' S RIGHT, JUST YOU AND ME AND A NICE BOTTLE OF WINE.
DOES THE NAME MATILDA MASON MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU? I THOUGHT I GAVE YOU THE NIGHT OFF? IT SEEMS THERE IS A PATTERN TO YOUR PAST.
AS LONG AS YOU AGREE TO LEAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK.
AND I' VE SAID ALL I INTEND TO SAY.
WELL, WHAT CAN I SAY, STANHOPE? YOU WIN.
GO AHEAD.
SHOOT ME.
SHOOT ME.
( SINGING ) I KNOW YOU DIDN' T, SWEETIE PIE.
TO YOU.
AND HERE' S TO US.
OOH! IN THAT CASE HA HA! AH AH AH! HOWARD [BREATH ESCAPES.]
AND I--I THINK-- AND I TRIED TO STOP HER, BUT SHE FELL.
[BEEP.]
[WHISTLING THE FOUR SEASONS.]
WHAT? NO, I' M NOT A COP.
AAH YOU' RE GOING TO HAVE COMPANY.
I' M SO GLAD YOU CAME.
ME, TOO, HOWARD.
AND WE CAN' T DIE WITHOUT YOU.
NO.
NO.
WHAT ABOUT ME? AAH! CLARE! AAH! PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF
AH HA HA HA HA HA! NONE BUT THE LONELY HEART.
IS MADAM READY FOR DINNER? .
HOPE YOU' RE HUNGRY HERE YOU GO.
THAT' S SPECIAL ENOUGH FOR ME.
THANK YOU.
MMM OH, HOWARD, YOU DO KNOW MY HEART.
AND HERE.
OR JUST YOUR FAVORITE PART? [GLASS BREAKS.]
DAMN SHAME TO HAVE WASTED A GREAT BOTTLE OF WINE.
I THINK SHE' S HAVING A HEART ATTACK! AMEN.
SLEEP WELL, MY BEAUTIFUL ROSE.
THANK YOU.
CALL ME, OKAY.
YEAH, RIGHT.
AND I LIKE THE NOISE.
TEDDY WAS BUSY.
EPHIE GLUCKMAN.
I' M SURE IT WILL.
MR.
PRINCE.
HAVE CERTAIN NEEDS THAT I' M UNABLE TO FULFILL.
IF YOU NEED ME, MADAM.
NO ONE WANTS TO SEE PARIS ALONE.
PURSUING THE WRONG KIND OF WOMAN.
WELL, OF COURSE, YOU ARE.
ABOUT ANOTHER MAN, BUT NO, NO.
PLEASE.
PLEASE, I INSIST.
STANHOPE PUT THIS IN A VASE.
THE PUZZLE IS EXACTLY AS HE LEFT IT.
JUST RELAX, MY DARLING.
I' LL BE GENTLE.
[HEAVY BREATHING.]
HOWARD I MADE YOU BREAKFAST IN BED.
FOR SOME REASON THIS MORNING I HAVE A HELL OF AN APPETITE.
EPHIE, LISTEN, ABOUT LAST NIGHT-- WELL, JUST DON' T EXPECT THAT FROM ME EVERY NIGHT.
REALLY.
HMM? IT' S ABUSINESS.
AH, I, I HAVE TO SKIP BREAKFAST.
IF YOU' LL HAVE ME? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO DO, MORTY? YOU' RE WELCOME.
I' LL EXPECT TO FIND YOU IN IT.
WHILE YOU WERE CELEBRATING THE NUPTIALS.
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
IS THAT WHAT YOU FIND CRIMINAL? BLACKMAIL! THAT' S RIGHT, JUST YOU AND ME AND A NICE BOTTLE OF WINE.
DOES THE NAME MATILDA MASON MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU? I THOUGHT I GAVE YOU THE NIGHT OFF? IT SEEMS THERE IS A PATTERN TO YOUR PAST.
AS LONG AS YOU AGREE TO LEAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK.
AND I' VE SAID ALL I INTEND TO SAY.
WELL, WHAT CAN I SAY, STANHOPE? YOU WIN.
GO AHEAD.
SHOOT ME.
SHOOT ME.
( SINGING ) I KNOW YOU DIDN' T, SWEETIE PIE.
TO YOU.
AND HERE' S TO US.
OOH! IN THAT CASE HA HA! AH AH AH! HOWARD [BREATH ESCAPES.]
AND I--I THINK-- AND I TRIED TO STOP HER, BUT SHE FELL.
[BEEP.]
[WHISTLING THE FOUR SEASONS.]
WHAT? NO, I' M NOT A COP.
AAH YOU' RE GOING TO HAVE COMPANY.
I' M SO GLAD YOU CAME.
ME, TOO, HOWARD.
AND WE CAN' T DIE WITHOUT YOU.
NO.
NO.
WHAT ABOUT ME? AAH! CLARE! AAH! PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF