Wynonna Earp (2016) s04e01 Episode Script

1
(Wynonna): Previously
on Wynonna Earp.
- He's my father.
- Nicole Rayleigh Haught,
- I really, really love you.
- And I really, really
- hate this ring.
- Is that a yes?
(Wynonna): I can't handle seeing
the looks on your faces if I fail.
(Doc): Wynonna,
what are you gonna do?!
(Nicole): Wynonna!
(grunting)
You're not the heir
of anything anymore.
- (gasping)
- Waverly!
- (shouting)
- Wynonna!
She doesn't even have
a weapon in there.
I am a weapon.
Who the hell is Valdez?
- Just tell me what we do.
- Let's get them back.
(sinister music)
Hey you, baby blue ♪
Show me what you're gonna do ♪
Mad Jack dressed in black ♪
(music stops, gulping)
Gonna give Mama
a heart attack ♪
Soul buyer, spittin' fire ♪
Only your touch
gonna get me wild ♪
Say I'm not a sinner,
but you make me a liar ♪
I like the games we play ♪
When you're inside my veins ♪
No a little good
don't stop the devil ♪
(music cuts abruptly)
You almost done?
I feel like I've been standing
here for two years.
- How'd you find me?
- Magical sword?
Buntline special?
- Fork yeah?
- Eh, fork maybe.
You ready?
(music intensifying)
Let's go get our steps in.
(Nedley): Well, it snowed again.
(Wynonna): Keep up,
retirement shirt.
We need to make up some time.
You wanna get a little more
specific on our plan here,
- Warrior Princess?
- Yeah, sure!
Find and climb invisible stairs,
meet Waverly and Doc
at a supernatural garden,
uh locate the rest
of our squad,
mosey on home,
enjoy a curse-free life,
and I'm gonna look good
doing it.
You and me both.
- (low droning)
- Holy shit, they're back.
Geez Louise,
would you look at that.
(sinister music)
I can't mess this up.
You won't.
You know, after this,
we're gonna bring everyone home.
We're gonna bring Chrissy,
we're gonna bring Nicole,
Jeremy, we're gonna make
our little old town
a demon-free zone
once and for all.
- Nedley?
- Still not looking at your ass.
Here it goes.
One small step for MILF
(sighs)
one giant leap for MILF-kind.
Catch you later.
'Course you will.
You know why?
'Cause I'm Wynonna Earp.
(intense music)
(screams, thuds)
Ah, dang it all to hell.
(grunting)
Oh, Waverly.
(screaming)
Wynonna!
'Cause I gave you
all I got to give ♪
I know that ain't
no way to live ♪
So I told that devil ♪
To take you back ♪
I told that devil ♪
To take you back ♪
(grunts)
Oh, no.
No. No!
You do not get to vanish!
You are architecture!
- Wynonna!
- Huh?
As far as you know,
did anything else
- come out of the garden?
- What in the Monkey Jesus?
- (snarling)
- Whatever they are,
they seem a little cheesed.
- Eat lead, fluffer-nutters.
- No! Be careful!
Keep your panties on, Bernice,
I was trained by Doc Holliday.
(creatures snarling)
(tense music)
(grunting)
What the hell was that?
Does it hurt?
Uh
You ever been bitten
by a rabid mongoose?
A rabid mongoose?
No.
Ah.
Can you get me a first-aid kit?
Yeah. That's probably
something we would have. Right?
You'd think. No, not here.
Maybe over here.
(sighs)
No Band-aids, no Bactine,
no rabies shots.
My friend, you're gonna die.
(both laughing)
Well, I've had a good run.
I'm gonna check your bathroom.
Oh. Just turn on the fan,
would you?
Valdez?
Ugh, carved into
our wall, no less.
Well, that's Yeah.
That's one way
to leave a message.
Right? What kind of psychopath
doesn't use a pen?
(tense music)
What kind of idiot
doesn't own a pen?
(distant sirens)
Ugh. Nicole! Robin!
Guys! Wakey, wakey,
eggs and bakey!
Someone's coming, guys!
(officer): Attention citizens!
You are being evacuated
for your own safety.
Come voluntarily,
or we take you by force.
Not cool, bro!
That's not how the Force works!
Oh, God. Oh, God.
Oh no. The garden.
(officer): Final warning!
Come out, or we come in!
Uh Sorry? Gays only?
(loud bang)
Drop the knife, drop it!
I hope that taser
is set to tickle!
(electric zapping, groaning)
(tense music)
(music fades)
(footsteps approaching)
(Nedley): Found these.
Those are for the sisters,
not the misters.
Well, they absorb blood,
I'm bleeding.
Look. "For heavy flow."
Is that why you've been
so moody and unpredictable?
That's really sexist.
I am the single dad
of a girl that got
her first period at eleven.
And I've been shot six times.
Absorbent is as absorbent does.
Plus, they have wings, so
Remind me
Why wasn't the rest of your
posse there to help you?
Bulshar wasn't their fight.
I drugged them
at the kitchen table.
Well, that's a felony.
(sighs)
You were trying to protect them.
- What if I didn't?
- They're gone.
(metallic clattering)
Nicole was wearing this
when we drank,
before Bulshar.
She was smiling.
Waverly must've given
this to her.
Given it, or
made a proposition?
Oh, my God.
Please be okay, Haught pants.
Wherever you are.
Ah, my head!
(tense music)
(groaning)
(train rattling)
Oh, my God,
I'm not on the homestead.
Wynonna Earp.
You little motherfu Ow!
(horn blaring)
Okay
Ugh!
I've used
these beaver blasters.
You know, now is not
the time for marital aids.
It's always time.
These are for busting
beaver dams,
or anything else
that gets in our way.
You got a sex toy
that can find a mysterious place
no one else can?
It's called a G-spot, Nedley.
Like the stairs?
What do cops do when they lose
something or someone?
Set up a search grid.
- Yes, right!
- (dishes clattering)
(tense music)
Right after we kill
whatever is in my kitchen.
Maybe it's Valdez.
Well then, he owes me
a home reno,
because that tag
is tacky as hell.
Whoa!
- Mercedes?
- Ah! Wynonna!
- You could've killed me!
- I know! Wasn't that amazing?
I've literally never thrown
a knife before.
It's nice to see
a familiar face.
What?
It is you in there, right?
Everything behind the tits.
- Kate?!
- Hush!
The guards are lazy,
but they like to throw hands.
Kate, I gotta get off
this train.
Yeah, so did he.
Nicole, meet my French
fried friend.
He found out the hard way
that the latches are wired up
like a chair in Sing-Sing.
- Electric locks?
- Who's in charge here?
Government. Private militia
posing as government.
They forcibly evacuated everyone
who hadn't already
left purgatory.
What about Mercedes?
She was supposed
to look after you.
Cute thought. As soon
as she heard the trucks,
girl took off faster
than an actual Mercedes.
- And everyone else?
- Well, it's hard to say.
I have to find Waverly, okay?
Last I heard, she and Wynonna
were headed to find Bulshar.
At the garden.
(train horn blaring)
So you need me to read
for you. On a moving train?
- Please.
- Okay, well, I need something
to establish connection
with Waverly.
Do you have anything of hers?
I
Yeah Me.
And then, these manly
black trucks
surrounded my house,
and Kate, she was like,
"No! You're too beautiful
to die!"
(hissing)
And then I was like,
"No way,
we are in this together."
So you guys totally boinked.
But I think she must've
vampire mind-mushed me,
because the next thing I know,
I am running away from the house
totally against my will.
You sure your brain
wasn't pre-mushed?
And then I decided
to come here,
and just wait for the friggin'
heir to show up.
Well, I'm not the heir
of anything anymore, Mercedes.
The curse is broken. I killed
your demon hubby, Bulshar.
- That's great!
- What did he leave me?
- A disaster zone.
- Somehow, the garden opened up
- and sucked Waverly in.
- Oh, good Lord.
I should've known
that you weren't done
adding to the official
Wynonna Earp Hot Mess file.
Too bad that file
is long gone.
Well no.
I hid it.
(tense music)
Alright, a little help,
please.
No, it's not in there.
I didn't want Dolls' stuff
to fall into the wrong hands.
That's where you hid
our top-secret government files?
Nobody ever uses this couch.
What are we looking for?
Demons running amuck.
Uh, mystical portals
to another worldly realm.
Towns getting evacuated.
Like Maldito, New Mexico.
Supernatural hellmouth
where demonic shit
got so out of hand
theyjust bombed it
to smithereens.
"They" who?
My former employer,
the Black Badge Division.
And I thought my erotic
book club was extra.
Shapiro, Eliza
Lucado, Greg. Lucado, Jeannie.
Whole bunch of randoms.
Dolls kept records
of his fallen colleagues.
Oh, my God, guys.
Gloria Valdez.
How did she carve up your wall
if she's Val-dead?
The Empress, feminine power,
strength from the mind.
Okay.
No, reshuffle, I want a do-over.
Death is not a negative card.
What?! It's death!
This card represents
transition.
A doorway.
- I know it's frustrating.
- Oh, it's torture!
Oh, God,
and when I find Wynonna,
I'm going to torture her.
You two are so cute.
We could just jump
out of the train.
I could save the Earps,
you could save Doc.
In a way,
that's the reason why
I tend to stay on this train.
Yeah, he did kinda shoot you.
Yeah. But then I drew
my own Empress card.
And I realized this regal bitch
is so over the second-guessing.
The battles, all the things
we did to each other.
Outside the bedroom, I mean.
Now, what we did to each other
in the bedroom? Woo, girl!
- (Kate laughing)
- Yeah, neato.
The Fool.
A journey.
Yeah, no shit!
Not for you.
No human could survive, but
Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no,
not that kind of journey.
So what, she's like
some kind of scientist?
Clearance level, classified.
Stationed at facility
DX-16.
Oh, oh! That's in the town
of Monument.
This place is so condemned,
I won't even build condos there.
I was out-bid.
What about Jeremy?
Do you think he might've
known Valdez?
They both rock BBD lab coats.
Could've been him
that carved that in the wall.
He couldn't have used a pen?
Pen drawer's full of knives.
I'm a demon hunter,
not a Shakespeare.
Mmm.
Garden.
The garden.
(horn blaring)
We're nearing the border
of the Ghost River Triangle,
we have to do this now.
- Yeah, but
- You can't do this.
I can't let you do this.
Wherever Waverly is,
she's not safe.
You have to get to her.
How can I ever thank you?
Consider naming
your first-born "Katie".
Now, back up.
(suspenseful music)
(electric zapping)
Go!
(pained groaning)
Where's the other one!
(growling)
(guard screaming)
There will probably be demons.
And I don't have
my demon-killing gun,
or team, or a clue.
Monument's only
a couple hours away.
But if you're there,
and the stairs are here,
what happens if they reappear?
We're just coming up
with cheers, now?
Look, this other facility,
it could have another way
into the garden.
It actually said
"garden question mark"?
Listen, guys,
I'm as curious as you are, okay?
But I've gotten enough
people killed, or cursed,
- or their faces ripped off.
- Represent.
Nedley, you couldn't walk
to an outhouse right now
even if it meant
deucing your pantaloons.
Mercedes, I love ya,
I loved the omelet,
but I'm not sure you didn't
just intend to fatten us up
in case you needed
to eat us later.
- You know?
- Uh, ladies
Whoa! Nedley! Nedley! Hey!
(Nedley groaning)
Yeah, uh
I guess that fight at the stairs
took a little more out of me
than I thought.
And I've been skipping my Zumba.
- Deep breaths.
- Just take a minute.
I'm gonna need a little more
than a minute, kid.
But you gotta go.
I'm not leaving you like this.
- Oh!
- Look
I have survived a career
in law enforcement,
divorcing a Taurus,
and a community theatre
production of The Full Monty
that the Purgatory Press
called
"Nobody asked for this".
I'm gonna be fine.
I am happy to stay with him.
I was a slutty nurse once
for Halloween.
I'm going alone?
You listen to me.
Wynonna Earp.
Nobody fucks with our family.
(tense music)
So go get 'em.
Take care of each other.
Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
It's okay, Randy.
Okay, let's go raid the clinic.
I will get some oxy,
a little morphine
and maybe a little something
for you.
- Okay!
- Oh, God.
(intense music)
If this is Eden,
it ain't the way
they wrote it up.
(door slamming)
Where are you, Waverly Earp?
Where am I?
Doc! Doc, I'm here!
Waverly?!
Doc!
(Waverly screaming)
Waverly!
(intense music)
- (gasping)
- Quick! It's getting tighter!
Quick! Doc, quick!
(screaming)
Argh!
Doc!
Please!
Of course it would be a well.
But I am a weapon.
Argh!
(gasping)
(hissing)
(panting)
You're alright now.
Doc.
You came.
Of course.
Thank you
Thank you for sucking
I do try, Waverly.
Bulshar's poison
out of Wynonna's throat.
May he rest
in eternal torment.
(sinister music)
(hissing)
Are you kidding me?!
It was the gun.
Without the gun,
without them
I'm nothing.
Whoa, now.
You ain't nothing.
You ain't much.
But you ain't nothing.
Shut up, you sexy peach cobbler.
I don't deserve cheering up.
Oh! Oh, you want cheering up?
I might have already been eaten
by a giant dandelion!
I'm so sorry, baby girl.
And Haught.
She must hate me most of all.
(Nicole): Wynonna Earp!
- Pretty sure that wasn't me.
- (gasps)
Nicole Haught,
you glorious ginger bitch.
Gimme a big one!
- Argh!
- Oh!
(Doc): I believe
it was this one
that lead us back to the woods
of Purgatory.
(Waverly): What?
You don't remember?
I do. I did.
Shit.
But it's not the same
since when I was last here.
Where do they all go?
(slamming on door)
Out would be nice.
(suspenseful music)
I know you never ended up
watching Friends,
but could this be any more
Chernobyl right now?
(intense music)
I'll forget about this,
and you can just forget
about the time I slipped you
- some Sleeping Beauties.
- Wynonna!
Listen, it's ancient history!
It was yesterday!
- Oh, right.
- What if I could have helped?
Well, we'll never know,
because you left me passed out
on the floor!
You couldn't
have done anything.
I just jumped off
a friggin' train!
They only got in
'cause they're special,
so unless you're like a
a bisexual angel,
or an undead gunslinger
Oh, no. No, you don't
get to be the judge
of who matters and who doesn't.
True.
I am just a girl,
standing in front of a cop,
asking her to forgive me
for slipping her
a tiny little bit
of roof-beer.
Unbelievable.
Nicole, I need you
to come with me.
I don't even get
where you're going.
To find someone named Valdez,
at a BBD hotspot near Monument.
Okay, and how does that help
us find Waverly,
who disappeared up some stairs
back that way?
Because we think it leads
to another way into the garden.
Another door.
Another door.
Yeah. A back door,
if you will.
Okay. Two
powerful women
at death's door!
That's us!
See? A pile of random novelty
cards would never lie to us.
- Okay.
- Ahh!
One condition:
No pranks. No lies.
No going rogue.
Total honesty.
That's, like, three and a half
conditions.
- Take it or leave it.
- And I'm driving.
Fine, Dad.
But yeah,
you really are the Daddy.
Okay, shut the box
and your trap.
At least you've got your magic
gun you can contribute.
Yeah. You, me
and Peacemaker.
So
Road trip!
You wanna be Thelma or Louise?
(ominous music)
Tacos are tasty.
What's that now?
My dad's throne.
The angel who became stone
to protect the garden.
- To protect it from what?
- Bulshar is no more.
There's something else.
Yeah, there always is.
No, ma'am. Your keester
shall not be sitting upon
this stone-turning chair.
- It is my birthright.
- My legacy.
I don't know why I said that,
but
maybe let's skedaddle.
(vehicle approaching)
We are not alone.
(intense music)
(rhythmic drumming)
I didn't get a warning,
so, uh, no chance to clean up.
But thrilled you're here.
(inhales)
And you're both healthy,
that's great.
Great for what?
For you. For it.
For the whole human race.
(nervous giggling)
Holy milkshakes,
are you Black Badge?
Was I?
Are you?
Well
There's no time for orientation,
but that's just how it goes.
So the best way to learn
is to just dive right in.
I had to.
What is this place?
First rule
Keep her fed.
Blood has to be fresh.
Human.
(Waverly gasps)
Oh, here.
Whatever this is,
it is not our task.
Please. We need to go home.
Tell us how we can leave!
(nervous giggling)
I'm afraid
there's only one way
out of this prison.
No, weird guy, no!
(thudding)
Are you out of your mind?
What other option do we have?
This gentleman
just self-decapitated!
I'm gonna barf!
Not until we try.
You used your angel gumption
to revive Julian!
Doc, he has no head!
Well, the head is right there!
Look
We need to speak
to this man more.
We need answers!
Okay, okay.
Trying.
Uh
Whoever you are live!
(screams)
Not working! Not working!
Shit!
(metal creaking loudly)
Whatever this place is,
it is angry.
Doc, he has hundreds
of those scars.
(loud droning)
What? Okay
He said
it needs blood.
But human blood!
Not half-angel or vampire-blood!
Shit!
When life gives you lemons
you get a-squeezing.
(tires screech)
This place looks like
Fyre Festival two.
- What happened?
- Typical BBD clusterschmutz.
Take on the supernatural,
get your ass handed to you,
then call in a mini Maldito
to blow up the evidence.
So where do we think
this Valdez is at?
Oh, she dead.
What?! Dude! You promised
you'd be honest!
Only after I had
already said that.
I didn't promise to go back
and correct other bullshit
I'd delivered.
Alright, come on, Haught,
punch it!
(quietly): Your face, again?
Don't tempt me.
(tires screeching)
Come on!
I just ate a whole bag
of buffalo blue cheese combos!
(liquid pouring,
Waverly grunting)
Nice to see you boys
getting along.
Well, without a head,
technically it's a 61.
Best use him up
while he's still fresh.
Would hate for all this
perfectly good food
to go to waste.
Food? Doc, you're doing great,
but maybe I should just,
you know, take this.
(breathing heavily)
Bought us more time.
Not sure how much,
but well,
at least we can give
this poor fella a break.
(growling)
Doc?
Fang-nabbit.
(tense music)
Bet this was a fun place
to work.
BBD isn't exactly known
for their feng shui.
Hang on, hang on.
Let me have a sip
of thinking juice, here.
- Is that Julian's ring?
- How did you?
- (gasps)
- At home. Where you left it.
So, Ms. No-more-secrets,
what aren't you telling me, hmm?
Waverly proposed to me.
And?
And I believe the Romans
called it Wynonna Interruptus.
It is more effective
than the pill,
and a lot cheaper.
That's not how
lesbian-ing works, Wynonna.
So? Is that a yes?
Like I'm gonna tell you first.
(gunshot)
(intense music)
Sniper fire. Whoa, hey!
Save your bullets. We don't know
where the shots are coming from.
- Uh, excuse me.
- Yeah?
That's not Peacemaker.
It's a It's a funny story.
So you also lied to me
about not lying?!
Can we just focus
on the bastard
who's just murdered my whiskey?
Okay, sure.
Holster Doc's gun.
You're going to help
Daddy find him.
Ooh, that actually felt
really good.
Are you okay?
I have composed myself.
I was certain
north was that way,
but then the sun
was coming from that way,
so it cannot be.
You built a fire.
Did I? Or was it already here?
How long have we been here?
We must find a way out.
Soon.
What we need now is rest.
If it's alright,
I feel like talking
a little longer.
I need to atone
for my recent history.
We've all done bad things
to one another.
You never seem to.
You're being forgetful.
Or kind.
What is important
is that you came,
and that we're both
gonna get back to them.
Yes. You are right.
Neither Earp nor Haught
will leave any stone unturned.
It's Nicole, right?
And Wynonna?
Wynonna Earp.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's Nicole.
She's the sheriff with
red hair, brown eyes.
Stetson.
Nicole Haught.
Nicole Haught, the red hair,
the brown eyes
I can't believe you didn't
tell me about Peacemaker.
Would you be here if I did?
Now shut it, I have to focus.
(exhaling)
Float like a butterface,
swing like a three some.
Clear eyes, full bra,
can't lose.
Just zig-zag.
You'll be fine.
(gunshots)
Come at me, bro!
(tense music)
(gunshot)
Is that the best you got?
Come on, bring it, man!
I got you right
where I want you.
(gunshot)
(gunshot)
Ahh! Okay, that was close.
Haught! Any time!
(gunshot)
Zig-zagging does nothing!
(gunfire)
Hurry up, hurry up!
Behind you.
They always look.
You took your sweet time.
You're still alive.
Well, the next time someone
has to risk their lives,
- you're it!
- Yeah, fine, no problem!
I mean, as long
as I haven't been roofied again
by my best friend!
I've never had a best friend.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
God, you are such an
Earp.
Oh
Well, congratulations, Haught.
You cold cocked a cast member
of Little Women.
Valdez.
Wait 'til Waves hears
you took out a toddler.
Who was trying to shoot you.
And you call yourself
a feminist.
Hey, um, any thoughts
on what to do about this?
This girl obviously knows
Dr. Gloria Valdez.
And you said she was killed
in act
Shh.
This is child abuse.
Not if you're over sixteen.
Hope you feel super dupes
about getting the drop on me.
- You shot at us.
- You were trespassing.
Well, we didn't know
anyone lived here.
- Oh! Well, now you do!
- You're welcome.
- Alright.
- (claps)
We need your help getting into
a secret government lab
that's somewhere in your warm
and welcoming home.
You want intel?
It's gonna cost you.
(scoffs)
Cash?
What am I supposed
to do with that?
Look around,
Ketchup and Mustard.
My grocery store is a dumpster.
Ah?
Is that made
with ethically sourced palm oil?
- Oh, just eat it.
- You're clearly starving.
I still have a code.
Well, the code better be
to Dr. Gloria Valdez's lab.
Never heard of her.
That's mine.
Then, talk.
Hey.
Killie Bobby Brown.
We think Dr. Gloria Valdez
can help us save my family.
I really doubt that,
since she took off on her own.
Gloria Valdez is your mother.
I'm sorry.
Why? You don't know me.
I know what it's like to have
parents flake out on you.
But you said you're here
to help protect your family.
Not my parents. My sister.
I would do literally anything
to keep her safe.
So listen, help us find
Dr. Gloria Valdez
Wynonna
Okay. I know where the lab is.
- I can get you in.
- Clever girl.
Actually, it's Rachel.
Okie dokie.
Okay, but high key,
follow me closely
and keep your mouths shut.
Okay.
This would've been
so much easier
if Dolls' files had, like,
a map of the building.
Yeah, it's called a blueprint.
Wait Xavier Dolls?
You know him?
(ominous music)
(sinister whispering)
Oh, poop.
He's jerky.
And I've never been
more vegan.
Okay, here goes.
(pained groaning)
It's friggin' angel blood!
Come on, you stupid machine,
it's the pure stuff!
(low droning)
(angelic female vocals)
(female whispering): Waverly.
Hello?
(suspenseful music)
There was a big accident
at the lab,
and Black Badge gassed
the whole thing for containment.
Dolls was the one
that made me leave.
Even without my mom.
Probably the right call, I mean,
he pretty much saved me.
Me too.
Me three.
He was an incredible soldier.
Was?
Man, sometimes life is a real
backpack of balls.
Can we keep her, Daddy?
Rachel, what kind of gas?
All Dolls said
was that it was dangerous
and it didn't do what BBD
thought it would.
(Rachel whispering): No more
talking from now on,
and stay close.
Whatever you do,
do not step on the grates.
Why? What happens
if you step on
- I am so serious.
- Shut your mouth.
Hey, yo, we get it.
Why do we have to be quiet
if everyone's dead?
(water sloshing)
(walls creaking)
(ominous music)
Whatever my mom
was working on,
the lab, it's through there.
(Nicole): You haven't
been inside?
Never. The big glass
door's locked.
How locked
can a glass door be?
Wow, these guys did not find
a great work-life balance.
BBD gassed
their own employees.
But
not all of them, right?
I mean, as far as I can tell
from here,
my mom's not one
of those bodies.
You came back for her.
Rachel, that's really brave.
So like, now what?
How do we get to the lab?
It's in the basement.
Basement?
Well, I guess some ropes,
some makeshift pulleys, I can
belay Wynonna down first.
Hey, does that guy
look weird to you?
Beaver blaster in the house!
- Wynonna, what are you
- Duck!
- Duck?
- Duck!
No! They'll wake up!
(explosion)
Bacon what?
(growling)
(ominous music)
Game on, bitches!
Let's go find a hellmou
(snarling)
That's why I told you
to shut up.
Shut up and run!
(gunshots)
Why didn't you tell us
there was mutant
zombie scientists!
- (Wynonna gasps)
- Beaver-blasted mutant
zombie scientists! Get in here!
I thought you'd bail.
I'm not stupid.
Maybe my mom's okay,
maybe she's not.
But I need to know.
And I can't get to her
by myself.
- (zombies growling)
- Go!
(upbeat house music)
(gunshot)
(thudding, glass shattering)
(gunshots)
(grunting)
(Wynonna): Nicole!
Where are you?!
Argh!
(zombies growling)
Wynonna?
(growling)
(struggled grunts)
(breathing heavily)
Nicole!
Rachel!
Ladies? Hello?!
- Guys?!
- (growling)
Ya! Ya!
Ahh! Bad guy!
Ahh!
Wynonna Scissor Hands!
Nicole?!
I'm coming, where are you?!
(growling)
Nicole?!
(gates rattling)
Rachel!
(growling)
Wynonna!
- Oh shit.
- You stepped on a grate.
Why did I eat all those
goddamn combos?
Nicole, find the portal.
Save Waverly.
Fuck that.
- Like you said, I'm it.
- No!
If you die, I'll kill you!
Nicole!
(breathing heavily)
(soft music)
(wind blowing)
Waverly, you dang fool.
What has she done?
(Waverly): Hello?
Anybody? Hello?!
- Hi.
- (chuckling)
Well, Sheriff Haught.
At least you are wearing
a smile.