Lab Rats (2012) s04e02 Episode Script

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Protein recovery bars.
Ugh! Again? Yes, again.
Would you like to complain more about the free food, Bob? Mr.
Davenport made them to maximize our workouts.
They have everything the body needs.
Yeah, and they make you puke.
I'm gonna hold out until the 3:00 peanuts.
Luckily for me, I'm bionic, so I don't have a gag reflex.
We're all bionic, and yes, you do.
No, I don't.
Oh! Yes, I do.
What's that? Oh, this? It's just a little CARE package my mom sent down for all of us.
Oh, wait.
Nope, it's just for me.
(Loud squirting sound) Oh, it's easier for me to swallow if I pretend it's a hamburger.
Which is tough, because I don't even know what a hamburger is.
Wait, you've never had a hamburger? That's so sad.
You wanna cheer me up by giving me a hug? That's so sad.
Guys.
These kids have no social skills because they've been completely isolated from the real world.
They have no idea what it's like to be normal.
Ah, yes.
I remember your first days out of the lab.
So young, so naive.
You needed a strong hand to guide you.
Yeah.
All we got was you.
These kids deserve a taste of the real world.
Well, I just got some food from the real world.
You guys are welcome to No, it's just for me.
What was that? No idea.
Mm.
Better.
The world's first bionic superhumans.
They're stronger than us.
Faster.
Smarter.
The next generation of the human race is living on a bionic island.
Hey, Mr.
Davenport.
We've been talking, and we wanna take the students on a field trip.
Great.
Where you wanna take 'em? Uh, living quarters? The kitchen? That rock on the other side of the island? Come on, you know what we mean.
Forget it.
They're not ready to socialize with the general population yet.
Well, yeah, but neither is Adam, but we still let him out of his cage.
Stop talking about me like I'm an animal.
Hey, I'm hungry.
Is it almost feeding time? What is the big deal? It's not like these kids are a secret.
The whole world knows they exist.
I told the president we would turn them into the next generation of bionic heroes.
We can't take any chances until their training is complete.
But shouldn't their training include real-world experiences? If you hadn't let us go to Mission Creek High, we'd still be clueless shut-ins.
Look at us now, living isolated on a remote island; we've come so far.
Look, I built this academy to be a protected environment.
They make mistakes here, there's no serious consequences.
What are you so worried is gonna happen? I seem to remember a few incidents when you three hit the real world.
You set a dingo on fire, you got in a wrestling match with your principal, and you showed up in the yearbook as the bearded lady.
Exactly.
And they should be able to do those things, too.
Mr.
Davenport, I know these kids.
They can handle it, they're ready.
Are you sure this is safe? - Absolutely.
- (Yelling) Live and learn.
I rest my case.
Guys, this isn't fair.
They've been working hard.
They deserve a night out.
So let's sneak 'em off the island.
Adam, Mr.
Davenport said no.
But think about it.
When Leo took us to school, it was the best thing that ever happened to us.
You're right, I'm in.
Aw, come on, Chase.
Break the rules for once in your life.
I just said I'm in.
Oh.
Sorry.
I just assumed you'd say no.
Why? No offense, but you're kind of a Fun killer.
You talking about Chase? Leo, can you cover for us with Mr.
Davenport? We wanna sneak some of the kids out to the mainland for the night.
Perhaps.
But what can I expect in return for this arrangement? Well, I could always tell Mr.
Davenport about that time you snuck out in his speedboat.
You kids have a wonderful evening, okay? Okay? Where are Adam, Bree and Chase? They're, uh snorkeling.
Believe it or not, there's a little coral reef you didn't destroy when you built this monstrosity.
Leo, why are you wearing that suit? You know you're only supposed to wear that on missions.
I can't help it.
It makes me feel like the most important person in the world.
I know how you feel.
I have a three-piece suit made out of money.
Yes.
We've all seen it.
Look, Big D.
, you may have all the money in the world, and the suit made out of some of it, but you'll never know what it's like to wear one of these.
Leo, when exactly did the guys say they'd be back? I don't know.
- Why? - No reason.
Hey, how would you like to take my speedboat for a spin? I'd love to.
Because I've never done that before.
Oh, wow, that's slimming.
Not that I needed it.
This is awesome.
First we go to the mall for new clothes, and now, we get to eat real food and play video games.
Hey, Adam, who paid for all that anyway? We were supposed to pay for it? Be right back.
Bree, this has been the best night of my life.
Wanna make it better with a hug? Uh, no, that's not one of the games.
Wait.
Gotta be healthy.
Isn't this great? I don't know what Mr.
Davenport was so worried about.
The kids are having a great time, and everybody loves 'em.
Yeah, no one can ever accuse me of being a fun killer again.
(Slurping) Okay, you've had enough sugar for today.
Ha, take that! (Imitating laser fire) - Ahem! - (Shrieks) How long have you been standing there? Long enough to be horrified.
The suit feels good, doesn't it? Incredible.
You were right.
I feel amazing.
Makes me love me even more.
You realize Chase spent weeks customizing his suit, right? He's gonna freak when he finds out you wore it.
Oh, Chase is never gonna find out.
I don't know.
I do like to talk.
And I do like to disable bionics.
Don't just stand there.
Work it, Don.
Show me what you got.
You're probably right.
I should change out of it before they come back.
(Alarm sounding) Oh, no.
It's stuck.
I'm obviously too muscular for the suit.
Yes, that must be the problem.
Just help me get it off.
Here, pull.
Just yeah.
(Both muttering) This is a fun father-son activity.
You broke the zipper.
Now you're gonna have to pull it with your teeth.
You know what, just disable my bionics.
Can you stop that? Oh, I can, but, uh, Lester the Unicorn can't.
Right, Bob? Bob? Hey, Spin, have you seen Bob? Don't worry.
Bob, have you seen Spin? They're not here.
I thought you did a head count.
- I did.
There were 18.
- We brought 20.
Hey, you told me to count.
You didn't tell me to how many.
Well, where are they? Man, that game was fun.
I like the big light that flashes in your eyes.
Oh, no.
Everybody's gone.
We don't know how to get home.
Relax.
Adam would never leave us.
Right, Adam? Chase, have you seen Adam? - Adam, have you - They're not here, Bob! How could you forget Spin and Bob? How could you forget Bob and Spin? Guys, stop.
It doesn't matter that you both messed up, and I am completely innocent.
We need to find them before Mr.
Davenport figures out that they're gone.
She's right.
We better tell Leo to keep covering for us.
And how are you innocent? (Crying) Mr.
Davenport, I'm so sorry.
I tried to stop them.
(Sighs) Girl tears.
More powerful than any bionic ability.
That's not fair.
I thought only Chase had that ability.
Whatever you call that dance, I am not doing it.
I'm not doing a dance.
I poured olive oil down the suit, and I'm trying to slide my way out of it.
Could you watch the floor? You're leaking.
You got any better ideas? (Screaming) How is this gonna help me get out of the suit? Oh, it's not.
I just really enjoy doing it.
What?! Leo? Leo? That's Chase.
(Thud) He can't see me in this thing.
- Good point.
- (Shrieks) Hey, what's up? We left Spin and Bob on the mainland.
Can you keep covering for us? Yeah, no problem.
Get out! (Sniffing) Are you wearing olive oil? What a man does with his imported oils is his own business.
(Sniffs) Whatever you're doing, man, it's working.
Bob, what are you doing? I'm loading up.
They ran out of the little cups.
Knock it off and help me figure out how to get home.
Why don't you just call Chase? Because my phone's dead.
Well, let's just walk back.
We live in the middle of the ocean, Bob.
Oh, you've got an answer for everything.
- (Crashing sound) - What was that? Sh! Someone's breaking in.
Quick, hide! (Siren blaring) We were this close to getting away with a bank vault of cash, and now, we're stuck in here, surrounded by cops.
Go check the back doors.
Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? Yeah.
Let's see if they have a charger for the phone.
The GPS locators on their chips say they're 20 feet away.
They're still inside the burger joint.
But look at all those police cars.
What did Bob do now? Why do you always assume it's Bob? Uh, because he is a mini version of you.
You're just jealous because nobody wants to be like you.
That's the police radio.
I'll use my bionic hearing to listen in.
(Dispatcher) Attention, all units.
Bank robbers are barricaded in the Game and Grub Arcade.
Oh, no.
Spin and Bob must be stuck in there with the four ex-convicts that just robbed the bank.
Man! I hope they didn't rob Federal Financial.
That's where I keep my retirement fund.
(Both straining) Suck in your gut.
I'm sucking, I'm sucking.
Suck harder! It's not working.
I know.
I'll get your new laser cutters.
That'll rip you open.
(Ringtone plays) Leo, your phone.
Hello.
Hey, it's Adam.
Adam Davenport.
Adam, you don't have to say your last name.
Uh, you do if you believe in proper phone etiquette.
Listen, Leo, you gotta cover for us a little longer.
Spin and Bob are trapped with a gang of bank robbers.
What?! You do realize this is Mr.
Davenport, right? Uh, I do now.
Bye.
All right, Big D.
Assume the position.
You have been covering for Adam, Bree and Chase.
And you have been letting a kid play with very dangerous tools.
Are we good here? We gotta get outta here.
Okay, here's the plan.
You distract them by tossing this near them.
- Then I'll spin us outta here.
- Great idea.
(Toy squeaks) Wait.
Did you say near them or at them? Looks like we just found our ticket outta here, fellas.
Sorry, kids, but you're not goin' anywhere.
Oh.
Well, in that case, I'll go fire up the grill.
What's going on? The police are trying to negotiate with the bank robbers.
They have Spin and Bob, and they're using them as leverage to escape.
Oh, good.
At least they're being supervised by adults.
Don't worry.
I'm sure Adam, Bree and Chase will be here any minute to rescue us.
No.
You know what? It's up to us.
We have to save the day.
We're bionic heroes.
Uh-uh-uh.
In training.
Okay, freeze.
You have exactly five seconds to hand yourselves over to the police, or face the wrath of two bionic heroes.
In training.
Would you stop that? Enough.
I told you two to stay outta the way.
Now go play your little superhero game over there.
Ready, Bob? Ready.
You said you were ready.
Oh, I'm ready.
Then do something.
If you want me to do something, then say do something, and stop asking me if I'm ready.
Spin, watch out! Game over.
Guys! Don't worry.
We're here to save you.
Too late.
We already took care of it.
Criminals have been apprehended by two bionic heroes.
In training.
You're killin' me, man.
Guys, what were you thinking? You can't just stay behind because you're having a good time.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Back up.
We didn't stay here.
You left us behind.
That is not true We'll talk about this later.
Right now, we need to get back home before Mr.
Davenport realizes we're gone.
Too late.
Hey, everybody.
I specifically told you not to take the students off the island, and what did you do? Um He doesn't even know.
We're in the clear.
They were stuck here with no idea how to get home.
Not to mention, someone could've gotten seriously hurt.
So maybe tonight didn't go great, but we had the best time.
We played cool games, hung out like real kids, and we learned a ton.
Yeah, I learned that chipotle mayo is my favorite flavor, and hand sanitizer is not a flavor.
Plus we finally got to put our bionics to use, and not just for some lame academy training exercise.
Which I love as much as your protein bars.
Okay.
I get it.
Just next time, don't sneak out to do it.
All right? Now go fill the police in on what happened, and we'll be out in a second.
Well, all's well that ends well, so Oh, no.
You are still in trouble.
I'm sorry.
I tried to stop them.
(Crying) I did, too.
Okay, okay, not working.
Hey, why are you wearing your snowsuit? Uh it well It, um It's funny.
I don't have to justify myself to you.
Wait a second.
Is that My mission suit?! (Imitates laser fire) Force field.
Super speed.
Okay, guys, I'm off to the mainland.
Wait.
So everything's okay with my suit? Yep.
See ya soon.
And you cleaned it? Good as new.
Toodles.
(Alarm sounds) - We got a mission alert.
- Let's go.
Oh, boy.
Good luck with that.
(Screams) Something's different.
Did you get a haircut?