That's So Raven (2003) s04e02 Episode Script

1 That's what I'm talkin' about.
Yeah! Hey, y'all, we bowled like champs today.
Yeah, we are on a winning streak.
Yeah! Right.
One in a row! And if we win one more, we get a trophy.
You get a trophy for ninth place? Shut up! I always wanted to win a real trophy.
All we got at vegetarian camp was a half a cantaloupe filled with cottage cheese and seasonal berries.
I remember that trophy, Chels.
Yeah.
It tasted pretty good.
But I want a big gold one.
And we are gonna get one, and we gonna look good doin' it.
Check out my latest design, just in time for our big match.
Bam! Man, those are sweet.
Rae even put our names on 'em.
I call the one that says "Eddie.
" Chelsea, I think that one's taken.
Just focus on your form, ok? Right.
You are right because we are gonna win that trophy.
Raven, your design saved the night.
My goodness! I'm gonna meet my favorite designer Donna Cabonna! Donna Cabonna?! Fore! That's golf, Chelsea.
No, I mean, that's like the fourth ball I've lost this week.
Yep, that's me.
Ok, now, look, since your mom now has that scholarship to England to study international law, we all need to step up and take more responsibility around here.
Yes, like that.
Yes.
Ok, let me break it down to you.
Cory, this week you're gonna be cooking dinner.
Cooking? Wait, wait.
That's gonna cut into my business endeavors.
Or you can scrub toilets.
Cooking it is! And, Rae, I need you to straighten up around here.
Yes, exactly! Exactly! See? Cory, that's the team spirit I'm talking about.
Why can't you take notes like Raven? She's not taking notes.
Look.
She's drawin' pictures.
Raven, were you listening to me? Absolutely.
What was the last thing I said? Get up and get ready for school? Rae, stop doodlin' and pay attention.
Dad, I'm sorry.
I have to focus on my designs.
I had a vision that I'm gonna meet a world-famous fashion designer and save the night.
When? I don't know.
Where? I don't know.
How? I don't know.
You're the worst psychic ever.
Hey! Ok, I don't have all the details, but it's gonna happen, ok? That's why I have to have my designs ready.
I am gonna meet Donna Cabonna.
Donna Cabonna?! Yes! I love her stuff! I'm wearin' her jeans right now! I thought Donna Cabonna only made women's jeans.
You want to tell him that? Ok, come on, both of you now, let's get busy.
Cory, I'm going to show you where the stove is.
And, Raven, you know where the mess is.
You can start with Chelsea's bowling ball.
So that's where that went.
Well, the faster I clean up, the faster I can get back to my designs.
Ok.
Nice! Nice! Sweet.
"Giants win, "stock markets up, Donna Cabonna comes to San" "Donna Cabonna "Comes to San Francisco?! Opening party"?! Yes, yes, yes, yes! If I wasn't so excited, this would really hurt! Delicious! Ja, und that's just the dirty dishwater.
Small joke.
Actually, that's my special spaetzle.
You know what? My dad is gonna love it, and he's gonna love it even more when he thinks I cooked all this.
You know what, Heimlich? This could be the start of a beautiful friendship.
Actually, it starts when you pay me.
Right, right, right.
The check.
Thank you.
Mine! I just need to do one more thing.
What's that? Get you out of here before he gets home.
Ja.
Hey, hey, remember, when you serve the dinner, put the pickle with the schnitzel und the pretzel with the spaetzel before you serve the braten with the krauten und the strudel mit the noodle.
Got it.
Get it? Good! "Put the strudel noodle Into the poodle doodle.
" "Poodle doodle"? It tastes better than it sounds.
Where'd you get this recipe? Dad.
Dad, you should know, a chef never tells.
Yes, yes, I'm calling on behalf of my employer to R.
S.
V.
P.
For the Donna Cabonna party.
Yes, yes! It's the famous international designer Raven Baxter! No, I did not just call 2 minutes ago with a different bad accent.
No! No, please! Let me in! Obviously, I'm tryin' to get into the party, mama! Why can't you help me?! Help me! Come on! Man! How am I gonna save Donna Cabonna's party if I can't get in? Rae, forget about trying to crash that party, and come on and sit down and enjoy the wonderful meal your brother made.
That does smell kind of good.
Cory, I am really proud of you.
You really stepped into your mom's shoes.
At least I didn't step into her jeans.
What's so funny? Nothin'.
Yeah, I know you like that.
What's up, Rae? How come you're not wearing your bowling shirt? Yeah, Rae.
Today's our big match for ninth place.
I am so sorry, you guys, but, we got something more important to do.
What? What's more important than ninth place? Making my vision come true.
I need you guys to help me sneak into the Donna Cabonna party so that I can show her my designs and save the night.
Ok? All right.
Let's roll.
Rollin' this way, y'all.
Come on.
Roll out! Rae, we can't just blow off the competition.
We made a commitment as a team.
You guys, it has been my dream for my entire life to be a fashion designer.
And it's been my dream to win a trophy that Eddie won't eat.
Rae, there's no "I" in team.
That's right.
And there's no "k," either.
Or "l.
" Or 7.
I think she gets it.
Do you, Rae? Seriously, do you? Or are you just gonna let your team down once again just when we need you the most? Or are you gonna let me down when I need y'all the most? What? Look, grab your ball, Chels.
We got a trophy to win.
Seriously.
You know what? Fine! Fine! Go ahead and take it, but I want my flowers back! Thank you.
Name? Raven Not on the list.
You didn't even look at the list.
I made the list.
Forget the list, ok? It's just a bunch of names.
Right names of the people who are getting in.
Let me holler at you over here for a minute.
I am a fashion designer, ok? And I am here to save the night.
Well, you can save your breath because you're not getting in.
Who are you? I'm Tiffany, Donna's assistant.
And you're gonna stop me? No.
Billiam? Billiam? Girl, please! I am gettin' in this party.
When'd the bus pull up? If you have any other questions, you can ask Billiam on your way out.
Ok, ok! Finally, my dancers! Now remember, you're here to help us celebrate Donna's new Egyptian-inspired line of clothing.
Where's the mummy? Where's my mummy? Stuck in traffic?! I want my mummy.
You're late! Now get in there and look ancient! No one's in the kitchen with Heimlich hey, no one's in the kitchen I know no one's in the kitchen with Heimlich cookin' on the old stove- Someone's in the kitchen with Heimlich What are you doing in my house? You're Cory's papa home early, no? Yes, I am, and who are you? I know "noth-ink"! Let me guess.
Cory hired you to do his cooking for him so he wouldn't have to.
You're getting "varmer.
" Poodle doodle.
I can't believe I fell for that.
I'm such a Dummkopf? Exactly.
Everybody? Everybody! It's my pleasure to introduce your hostess for this evening My boss Donna Cabonna.
Hello, everybody! I know you're so excited to have Coco and me in San Francisco.
Isn't that right, Coco? Coco's a little jetlagged.
Anyway, I know you're all asking yourself, "why Egypt? Why now?" Well, it came to me as Coco and I were caravanning through the deserts.
I gazed upon the ancient pyramids and I wondered, "who built these things? But most importantly, "what were they wearing?" Well, if I was designing back then, it would look something like this! They're awful.
I could have made that myself.
Lie to me.
They love it? Liar, they hate it.
But you said Forget about it.
Let's distract them like we did in Paris.
It's not the same without my tap shoes.
Forget it.
Forget it.
Cue the music.
Cue the music.
Hi.
You don't know me yet, but I'm here to save the night.
Right after this dance.
I'm a mummy.
Did you hire that mummy? No.
I hired that mummy.
Ok, who are you? I'm your mummy.
No.
This is my mummy.
Oh, snap! Hey! Isn't it messed up when someone shows up in the same exact outfit as you? Billiam.
I can't believe Cory hired a chef.
I'm gonna teach that boy a lesson.
Ok.
I'm ready to see what I cooked tonight.
I'm so glad you're home early.
Well, son, it looks like you cooked up another winner.
Well, I can't wait to taste it.
My tongue feels funny.
And I'm starting to sweat.
Dad, are you ok? Son, tell me every ingredient you put in this food.
Why? 'Cause I'm having a reaction.
A- a-a-and I can't stop my arm! Dad! Dad, are you Here it come again.
One more time.
Dad, you What is in this food? I don't know.
I had nothing to do with it, ok? I had a chef cook all that food, see? Daddy, I'm sorry.
Gotcha! Son, I know all about your little Heimlich maneuver.
Why did you do it? 'Cause I had the money.
Son, I have money, too.
Not as much as you.
But look, I could have hired somebody to cook for us, but I figured with your mother away, we'd all pitch in and we'd feel good about doing our part.
But I guess I was wrong.
No, no, no.
You're right.
You know what? I'm sorry, dad, and I hear you, ok? From now on, I'll cook dinner every night.
Fine, but it doesn't have to be this fancy.
Believe me, it won't be.
Girl, I'd wait a couple minutes before you go in there.
There she is! Stop that mummy! Good dog, good dog.
Yeah, you're a good dog.
Let me go! Coco, what are you doing?! Coco! Coco! Coco! Coco, are you ok? Coco.
Sweetie, are you all right? I think so.
Not you! There she is! Don't let her get away! Not again! Not again! Noooo! Noooooooo! Come on, now.
Why you gotta be like that, Billiam? Should we help her? We are still a team.
Billiam, tell your men to step back 'cause I ain't trying On 5! Great shot, Chels.
Thanks.
I put a little English on it.
Tiffany, why are they clapping and not looking at me? I think they like the bowling shirts.
But I didn't design them.
Hi.
Sorry to interrupt, but I designed those shirts.
You?! Are you here to embarrass me? I mean, who sent you? Calvin? Tommy? My mother? No, no.
No one sent me.
My name is Raven Baxter, and the last thing I want to do is embarrass you.
Too late.
Listen, you know what? I can fix this.
Listen up, everybody! Hi! Ok.
So I hope you enjoyed our little presentation, ok? This whole Egyptian thing was Donna Cabonna's way of introducing her new line of bowling fashions! Made of 100% Egyptian cotton.
Yeah! Raven, your designs saved the night.
I knew they would do something like that.
Are we really gonna make bowling clothes? No, but just keep smiling.
Miss Donna, I am so sorry that I crashed your party, but I have been designing clothes all my life and you are my idol.
I just really want you to look at my designs, please.
I'm so sorry, Raven, but you see, I only look at the designs of people who work for me.
That's right.
So what would you say about working here as my new intern? Are you serious?! Are you serious?! Yes! Thank you, miss Donna.
Thank you, thank you! You guys! You guys, guess what? I am gonna intern for miss Donna Cabonna, yo! This would never have happened if you guys didn't come and help me.
Actually, we came down here to show off our trophies.
Yeah.
We wanted to rub it in your face until we saw you were in trouble but now that you're out of trouble, I guess I deserved that.
At least you guys took ninth place.
Well, actually, we came in dead last.
We won these for team spirit.
Except you were missing part of your team.
I'm sorry.
Yes, well, this is all very touching, but I must work the room.
Raven, I'll see you after school every Tuesday and Thursday.
Wait, miss Donna! Tuesday and Thursdays I kind of bowl with my team.
I must say, I'm I'm shocked.
That I'm such a team player? No, that people still bowl.
Rae, listen We can bowl anytime.
But you won't get another shot like this in a million years.
Maybe more.
You know I love y'all, right? Welcome to team Cabonna! Ay-y-y-y.
Can I ask for one more request? Yes, yo may have an autograph.
No.
No.
No.
Can you please remove your dog?! Coco, you just got your teeth cleaned! Coco! Coco! Get ready for roast Turkey, stuffing, gravy, cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes and Peach cobbler! And I cooked it all by myself.
Boy, you didn't have to go to all that trouble.
Believe me, it was no trouble at all.
Dinner is served.
Dinner is frozen! Man! I forgot to turn the oven on.
That's ok, son.
Hey, let's all go out for pizza? Dad, wait! Wait.