The Adventures Of Puss In Boots (2015) s04e02 Episode Script
In Dreams
[cat purrs, meows.]
[fast, lively flamenco music playing.]
[screams.]
[giggles.]
[Puss yowling.]
El Gato! [yowls.]
4x02 - In Dreams [Puss straining.]
[banging on door.]
[Puss grunting.]
[banging on door.]
- [Dulcinea.]
Did you try pulling? - [Puss.]
Yes, I just tried that.
- Do you want to do this? - [Dulcinea.]
Maybe jiggle the handle? [Puss.]
That is ridiculous.
There is no way that is going to work.
[door creaks.]
[groans.]
Come, my friends! We must find the witch Malaranea, no matter how awful everyone says she is.
Ready? Eh? [suspenseful music playing.]
[gasps.]
[screams.]
[scratching.]
[screams.]
[grunting.]
I been trying to scratch that itch all night.
Thanks, buddy.
[thrilling music playing.]
I can't spend another minute in this place.
Oh, it'll be all right.
Worst case scenario we open that door and are all instantly slaughtered.
Yes, and best case scenario Probably also that.
Oh, d'ja hear that, Puss? Best case.
That's the one you want.
Everyone, focus! Let us ready ourselves for what is on the other side of this door.
[Puss.]
A horrible deadly monstrous [door creaking.]
[sniffs.]
Witch? Puss in Boots, and your wonderful friends, on a noble quest.
[giggles.]
How wonderful! First things first.
Would you like my piece of the Gem of the Crown of Souls? Um Yes? Please? [sing-song tone.]
Very well.
Come and get it.
That was incredibly easy.
Now, how would you like me to make all your dreams come true? Um All right.
Just step right up and it will be done! [foreboding music playing.]
[laughs.]
Right into my web, foolish feline.
[Malaranea cackles maniacally.]
[Malaranea shrieks.]
Why can nothing ever be easy? [Malaranea grunts.]
[gasps.]
Watch out! [grunts.]
Yes, I see her.
I meant watch out for her web.
[Puss grunts.]
[shudders.]
[laughs.]
But it is the web that should watch out for me.
[choking.]
[coughs.]
Puss! [shrieks.]
[grunts.]
[growls.]
[Malaranea grunts, shrieks.]
[grunts.]
The spider has become the spided! [groans.]
Curses! You have defeated me! My hero! Yes, yes.
Thank you.
However, we still have one more gem stone to find, and it could be anywhere.
[gasps.]
Ah.
[grunting, mumbling indistinctly.]
Wow, there it is! Hmm.
Ah.
[growls.]
Victorious! - Yay! - Whoo! Victory is ours, my friends.
[all cheering.]
Uli! Yes, herr Puss in der lederbootsen? Tell me when the Bloodwolf will arrive.
Ah.
He will be here precisely [smacks.]
now.
[thunder rumbling.]
[gulps.]
[wind howling.]
[thunderclap.]
[laughs.]
Oh! [suspenseful music playing.]
Huh? [thunderclap.]
[Bloodwolf roaring.]
[growls.]
[all screaming.]
[growling continues.]
[deep voice.]
Puss in Boots! [snarling.]
[growls.]
[Puss grunts.]
[shouting.]
[punching.]
[shouts.]
[Bloodwolf howling.]
[Puss sheaths sword.]
[thunder rumbles.]
[all cheering.]
[all chanting.]
Puss in Boots! Puss in Boots! Puss in Boots! Puss in Boots! [echoing.]
Puss in Boots! Puss in Boots! [chuckling.]
[Puss murmurs.]
Puss in Boots.
Puss in Boots.
Yes, dream on, Puss in Boots, while I drain your life force! [cackles.]
Ooh! A life force sucking spell.
I've never seen one up close.
[groans.]
What? Something can be awful and impressive at the same time.
Excuse me? Yoo-hoo.
- Hi.
Hello there.
Hello.
Hello.
- Yes? Is there any chance you could maybe not drain our friend of his life force? No.
I know who this cat is.
He searches for the Gem of the Crown of Souls and seeks to defeat the Bloodwolf.
So, he must be The One from The Great Prophecy.
This means he has incredible inner power, and I will drain this power and become the most powerful witch of all! Have we met before? No.
But you seem so familiar.
Excuse me, hi again.
Regarding our friend's life force, what happens when he, you know, runs out? Oh, he dies.
Oh, I see.
Well, then.
[clears throat.]
[grunts.]
[grunts.]
You have to do better than that, kitty cat.
Sweet dreams, Puss in Boots.
Sweet dreams.
[Malaranea laughing.]
[upbeat Latin music plays inside.]
[all cheering.]
[applause.]
[Puss giggling.]
Hmm.
[yawns.]
You don't look so good, laddie.
Why am I so tired? This is not like me.
Have you noticed that something in the cantina today is unusual? Eh, what's that, Puss? [clears throat.]
Everyone here is How do I put it? Eames! - Yes? - Yes? Yes? - Yes? - Yes? Yes? - Yes? - Yes? Yes? [all.]
Yes? Uh Huh? Hiya, Puss.
[screams.]
[cup shatters.]
Now, can I fix you another fresh glass of leche? Um, no, thank you.
[grunts.]
[Puss.]
Uh Whoa! [bird screeching.]
What the [screeching.]
Owlberto? Alive? Huh.
This certainly must be a dream! [screams.]
Hiya, Puss.
Lookie! Babieca, you are a unicorn again.
I sure am! Say, let me ask you, does something feel strange about today? Uh, I don't know what you're talking about.
It almost feels as though I am in a Oh, no.
El Moco is coming.
Hello, Puss in Shaking Boots.
As in, you are shaking in your boots.
[chuckles.]
[laughs.]
[sighs.]
[thief with high-pitched voice laughs.]
Shaking in his boots! [chuckles.]
Good one, El Moco.
Did you not see how I defeated the Bloodwolf? What is a Bloodwolf? That sounds disgusting.
Not important.
- Huh? - Where'd he go? Here I am.
And here, are my fists! [punching.]
[thief 1 grunting.]
[thief 2 groans.]
Very impressive, no? [grunts.]
[growls.]
[both shouting.]
[grunting.]
Stop that at once.
I'm trying to concentrate! Or what? You'll lock us in a cage? Don't make me come up there.
I have to keep Puss happy in his dream or else he'll wake up and break my spell and Why did I say all of that out loud? [gasps.]
Now, quiet all of you! We have to find a way to wake Puss up! Ooh, we should feed him onions.
They always keep me up at night.
Or [Artephius.]
Hmm.
Anything? What can we do? Well, screaming? Screaming.
[all.]
Wake up, wake up, wake up! Huh? [groans.]
- [Dulcinea.]
Wake up, Puss! - [The Duchess.]
Wake up! [voices continue distantly.]
[grunts.]
It is nice to fight with you with swords.
We should do this more often! [grunts.]
- [Dulcinea.]
Wake up! - Huh? [grunting.]
Do you hear that? It is almost as though someone is calling me.
[Malaranea.]
Uh, I don't hear hear anything.
Ignore those voices, which you are not hearing.
[grunts.]
[Dulcinea.]
Puss, wake up! Wait, they are trying to tell me something.
[grunts.]
You have defeated me.
I hereby surrender to Puss in Boots.
Ha! Victory is once again mine.
[groans.]
And I name you, Puss in Boots, the supreme legend and the champion of the world! [all.]
Hip-hip hooray! [chanting.]
Puss in Boots! Puss in Boots! Puss in Boots! Puss in Boots! You're the greatest! - You're the best! - [chanting continues.]
Puss in Boots! - You're fresh-faced.
- You've got furry fur.
Puss, I changed mein evil ways und decided to live a life of good forever more.
[laughs and cheers.]
[chanting continues.]
Puss in Boots! Puss in Boots! This is like a dream come true.
Wait a minute.
A dream come true.
[Malaranea's voice.]
Puss in Boots.
Oh, there's my Pussycat.
I've been looking for you.
Okay.
Hello.
Is there something wrong with your voice? [clears throat, normal voice.]
The only thing wrong is that I haven't told you how proud I am of you.
You're such a fancy hero-man-cat-person, you know that? That is oddly phrased, but Kiss me, you frisky feline.
Mm [Dulcinea kisses.]
Mm [grunts.]
Huh? [sighs.]
Oh! Hello, sleepyhead.
There, there.
Just relax.
That encounter with Malaranea put you out for three days.
Ay.
I had the strangest dream.
You would never believe it.
Well, all that is over now.
I was just worried you were gonna sleep through the big day! What big day? Our big day, silly.
We're getting married, remember? [chuckles.]
[gasps.]
If there isn't a spell that can wake Puss up, is there a spell that can, I don't know, send me into his dream, so I can wake him up from inside? Yes, of course.
That's so easy, a baby wizard could do it.
Okay, quickly.
Let's do it! I'm on it! Wait, how do I get out of the dream? Oh, I guess you get out when Puss realizes it's a dream and wakes up.
[mumbles.]
[wedding music playing.]
Till death do us part, right, Puss? [laughs.]
And if anyone should object, now is the time to do that.
[Dulcinea.]
I object! [all gasping.]
[Malaranea's voice.]
So, your friends used a dream spell on you.
Welcome to the nightmare.
Do I have to get married twice? You want a piece of me? I sure do, sister.
[both grunting.]
Puss, wake up! [grunts.]
What do you mean? I am as awake as I've ever been.
Am I not, flying unicorn Eames? You sure are, Puss.
[both grunting.]
[groans.]
Puss, you're stuck in a dream! Look around, I'm fighting a magical twin.
[grunts.]
[Puss.]
So? Eames can fly! Whee! Right! [both grunting.]
Toby is ten little tiny Tobies.
[grunts.]
[Tobies giggling.]
[laughs.]
Tobies.
It's okay, buddy.
This is obviously not a dream.
The answer is clear.
Dulcinea's gone cuckoo.
Cuckoo? Cu ckoo [Malaranea laughs.]
Just a little longer.
[laughs.]
Puss! [grunts.]
[screams.]
[growls.]
[Dulcinea screams.]
[Dulcinea grunting.]
San Lorenzans, she is not one of us! Attack! Puss! [grunts.]
[Dulcinea screams.]
What? [whimpering.]
[Puss grunting.]
[growls.]
[Puss grunting.]
Dream or no, I will not have anyone attack Dulcinea [groans.]
You are ruining my wedding! [shrieks.]
Puss.
Stay with us.
Puss.
You're my best friend.
[grunting.]
She can't last much longer in there.
We have to get her out! Hmm.
Wait! [mutters.]
I see.
Just a little longer! [gasps.]
Do you believe me now? Mm Maybe? [Artephius grunting.]
[spits.]
Whoo! [spits.]
Whoa! [grunts.]
Oh! [grunts.]
[whimpering.]
[both screaming.]
Oh! [straining.]
Gotcha! [laughs.]
[growls.]
[grunts.]
[grunts.]
Oh.
[rumbling.]
[thunderclap.]
Oh, Puss! I am all right.
[screams.]
[thunderclap.]
[groans.]
[Puss groaning.]
I am in a dream.
That's what I've been saying, Puss.
She has you in a spell, so she can drain you of your life force.
So, none of this is real? And, there is no wedding? I'm afraid not.
[sighs.]
I am most foolish for believing this.
[grunting.]
Puss, you're dying.
That's why you're feeling this way.
We don't have much time.
Please wake up.
Wake up! [grunts.]
[gasps.]
Puss, I'm scared.
Me too.
[gasps.]
Wha-who-Who am I? I'm alive! No! How is this possible? [groans.]
[grunts.]
We cats do not always land on our feet.
Sometimes we land on your feet.
Ow! Ooh, see if you ever wake up after you taste my venom.
[spits.]
[chokes, gulps.]
Gross! Look! Ah.
[giggles.]
So, do you always dream about marrying me? Huh? [giggles.]
Anyway, now that we have the second piece of the crown's gem, we must move on to the next witch.
Come, my friends.
[Malaranea snoring.]
[door creaks.]
[door closes.]
[snoring.]
More tea, my dear? Yes, my sweet.
[slurping.]
Oh, isn't this lovely? It's like a dream come true.
[both laugh.]
[Malaranea sighs.]
I'm still a unicorn!
[fast, lively flamenco music playing.]
[screams.]
[giggles.]
[Puss yowling.]
El Gato! [yowls.]
4x02 - In Dreams [Puss straining.]
[banging on door.]
[Puss grunting.]
[banging on door.]
- [Dulcinea.]
Did you try pulling? - [Puss.]
Yes, I just tried that.
- Do you want to do this? - [Dulcinea.]
Maybe jiggle the handle? [Puss.]
That is ridiculous.
There is no way that is going to work.
[door creaks.]
[groans.]
Come, my friends! We must find the witch Malaranea, no matter how awful everyone says she is.
Ready? Eh? [suspenseful music playing.]
[gasps.]
[screams.]
[scratching.]
[screams.]
[grunting.]
I been trying to scratch that itch all night.
Thanks, buddy.
[thrilling music playing.]
I can't spend another minute in this place.
Oh, it'll be all right.
Worst case scenario we open that door and are all instantly slaughtered.
Yes, and best case scenario Probably also that.
Oh, d'ja hear that, Puss? Best case.
That's the one you want.
Everyone, focus! Let us ready ourselves for what is on the other side of this door.
[Puss.]
A horrible deadly monstrous [door creaking.]
[sniffs.]
Witch? Puss in Boots, and your wonderful friends, on a noble quest.
[giggles.]
How wonderful! First things first.
Would you like my piece of the Gem of the Crown of Souls? Um Yes? Please? [sing-song tone.]
Very well.
Come and get it.
That was incredibly easy.
Now, how would you like me to make all your dreams come true? Um All right.
Just step right up and it will be done! [foreboding music playing.]
[laughs.]
Right into my web, foolish feline.
[Malaranea cackles maniacally.]
[Malaranea shrieks.]
Why can nothing ever be easy? [Malaranea grunts.]
[gasps.]
Watch out! [grunts.]
Yes, I see her.
I meant watch out for her web.
[Puss grunts.]
[shudders.]
[laughs.]
But it is the web that should watch out for me.
[choking.]
[coughs.]
Puss! [shrieks.]
[grunts.]
[growls.]
[Malaranea grunts, shrieks.]
[grunts.]
The spider has become the spided! [groans.]
Curses! You have defeated me! My hero! Yes, yes.
Thank you.
However, we still have one more gem stone to find, and it could be anywhere.
[gasps.]
Ah.
[grunting, mumbling indistinctly.]
Wow, there it is! Hmm.
Ah.
[growls.]
Victorious! - Yay! - Whoo! Victory is ours, my friends.
[all cheering.]
Uli! Yes, herr Puss in der lederbootsen? Tell me when the Bloodwolf will arrive.
Ah.
He will be here precisely [smacks.]
now.
[thunder rumbling.]
[gulps.]
[wind howling.]
[thunderclap.]
[laughs.]
Oh! [suspenseful music playing.]
Huh? [thunderclap.]
[Bloodwolf roaring.]
[growls.]
[all screaming.]
[growling continues.]
[deep voice.]
Puss in Boots! [snarling.]
[growls.]
[Puss grunts.]
[shouting.]
[punching.]
[shouts.]
[Bloodwolf howling.]
[Puss sheaths sword.]
[thunder rumbles.]
[all cheering.]
[all chanting.]
Puss in Boots! Puss in Boots! Puss in Boots! Puss in Boots! [echoing.]
Puss in Boots! Puss in Boots! [chuckling.]
[Puss murmurs.]
Puss in Boots.
Puss in Boots.
Yes, dream on, Puss in Boots, while I drain your life force! [cackles.]
Ooh! A life force sucking spell.
I've never seen one up close.
[groans.]
What? Something can be awful and impressive at the same time.
Excuse me? Yoo-hoo.
- Hi.
Hello there.
Hello.
Hello.
- Yes? Is there any chance you could maybe not drain our friend of his life force? No.
I know who this cat is.
He searches for the Gem of the Crown of Souls and seeks to defeat the Bloodwolf.
So, he must be The One from The Great Prophecy.
This means he has incredible inner power, and I will drain this power and become the most powerful witch of all! Have we met before? No.
But you seem so familiar.
Excuse me, hi again.
Regarding our friend's life force, what happens when he, you know, runs out? Oh, he dies.
Oh, I see.
Well, then.
[clears throat.]
[grunts.]
[grunts.]
You have to do better than that, kitty cat.
Sweet dreams, Puss in Boots.
Sweet dreams.
[Malaranea laughing.]
[upbeat Latin music plays inside.]
[all cheering.]
[applause.]
[Puss giggling.]
Hmm.
[yawns.]
You don't look so good, laddie.
Why am I so tired? This is not like me.
Have you noticed that something in the cantina today is unusual? Eh, what's that, Puss? [clears throat.]
Everyone here is How do I put it? Eames! - Yes? - Yes? Yes? - Yes? - Yes? Yes? - Yes? - Yes? Yes? [all.]
Yes? Uh Huh? Hiya, Puss.
[screams.]
[cup shatters.]
Now, can I fix you another fresh glass of leche? Um, no, thank you.
[grunts.]
[Puss.]
Uh Whoa! [bird screeching.]
What the [screeching.]
Owlberto? Alive? Huh.
This certainly must be a dream! [screams.]
Hiya, Puss.
Lookie! Babieca, you are a unicorn again.
I sure am! Say, let me ask you, does something feel strange about today? Uh, I don't know what you're talking about.
It almost feels as though I am in a Oh, no.
El Moco is coming.
Hello, Puss in Shaking Boots.
As in, you are shaking in your boots.
[chuckles.]
[laughs.]
[sighs.]
[thief with high-pitched voice laughs.]
Shaking in his boots! [chuckles.]
Good one, El Moco.
Did you not see how I defeated the Bloodwolf? What is a Bloodwolf? That sounds disgusting.
Not important.
- Huh? - Where'd he go? Here I am.
And here, are my fists! [punching.]
[thief 1 grunting.]
[thief 2 groans.]
Very impressive, no? [grunts.]
[growls.]
[both shouting.]
[grunting.]
Stop that at once.
I'm trying to concentrate! Or what? You'll lock us in a cage? Don't make me come up there.
I have to keep Puss happy in his dream or else he'll wake up and break my spell and Why did I say all of that out loud? [gasps.]
Now, quiet all of you! We have to find a way to wake Puss up! Ooh, we should feed him onions.
They always keep me up at night.
Or [Artephius.]
Hmm.
Anything? What can we do? Well, screaming? Screaming.
[all.]
Wake up, wake up, wake up! Huh? [groans.]
- [Dulcinea.]
Wake up, Puss! - [The Duchess.]
Wake up! [voices continue distantly.]
[grunts.]
It is nice to fight with you with swords.
We should do this more often! [grunts.]
- [Dulcinea.]
Wake up! - Huh? [grunting.]
Do you hear that? It is almost as though someone is calling me.
[Malaranea.]
Uh, I don't hear hear anything.
Ignore those voices, which you are not hearing.
[grunts.]
[Dulcinea.]
Puss, wake up! Wait, they are trying to tell me something.
[grunts.]
You have defeated me.
I hereby surrender to Puss in Boots.
Ha! Victory is once again mine.
[groans.]
And I name you, Puss in Boots, the supreme legend and the champion of the world! [all.]
Hip-hip hooray! [chanting.]
Puss in Boots! Puss in Boots! Puss in Boots! Puss in Boots! You're the greatest! - You're the best! - [chanting continues.]
Puss in Boots! - You're fresh-faced.
- You've got furry fur.
Puss, I changed mein evil ways und decided to live a life of good forever more.
[laughs and cheers.]
[chanting continues.]
Puss in Boots! Puss in Boots! This is like a dream come true.
Wait a minute.
A dream come true.
[Malaranea's voice.]
Puss in Boots.
Oh, there's my Pussycat.
I've been looking for you.
Okay.
Hello.
Is there something wrong with your voice? [clears throat, normal voice.]
The only thing wrong is that I haven't told you how proud I am of you.
You're such a fancy hero-man-cat-person, you know that? That is oddly phrased, but Kiss me, you frisky feline.
Mm [Dulcinea kisses.]
Mm [grunts.]
Huh? [sighs.]
Oh! Hello, sleepyhead.
There, there.
Just relax.
That encounter with Malaranea put you out for three days.
Ay.
I had the strangest dream.
You would never believe it.
Well, all that is over now.
I was just worried you were gonna sleep through the big day! What big day? Our big day, silly.
We're getting married, remember? [chuckles.]
[gasps.]
If there isn't a spell that can wake Puss up, is there a spell that can, I don't know, send me into his dream, so I can wake him up from inside? Yes, of course.
That's so easy, a baby wizard could do it.
Okay, quickly.
Let's do it! I'm on it! Wait, how do I get out of the dream? Oh, I guess you get out when Puss realizes it's a dream and wakes up.
[mumbles.]
[wedding music playing.]
Till death do us part, right, Puss? [laughs.]
And if anyone should object, now is the time to do that.
[Dulcinea.]
I object! [all gasping.]
[Malaranea's voice.]
So, your friends used a dream spell on you.
Welcome to the nightmare.
Do I have to get married twice? You want a piece of me? I sure do, sister.
[both grunting.]
Puss, wake up! [grunts.]
What do you mean? I am as awake as I've ever been.
Am I not, flying unicorn Eames? You sure are, Puss.
[both grunting.]
[groans.]
Puss, you're stuck in a dream! Look around, I'm fighting a magical twin.
[grunts.]
[Puss.]
So? Eames can fly! Whee! Right! [both grunting.]
Toby is ten little tiny Tobies.
[grunts.]
[Tobies giggling.]
[laughs.]
Tobies.
It's okay, buddy.
This is obviously not a dream.
The answer is clear.
Dulcinea's gone cuckoo.
Cuckoo? Cu ckoo [Malaranea laughs.]
Just a little longer.
[laughs.]
Puss! [grunts.]
[screams.]
[growls.]
[Dulcinea screams.]
[Dulcinea grunting.]
San Lorenzans, she is not one of us! Attack! Puss! [grunts.]
[Dulcinea screams.]
What? [whimpering.]
[Puss grunting.]
[growls.]
[Puss grunting.]
Dream or no, I will not have anyone attack Dulcinea [groans.]
You are ruining my wedding! [shrieks.]
Puss.
Stay with us.
Puss.
You're my best friend.
[grunting.]
She can't last much longer in there.
We have to get her out! Hmm.
Wait! [mutters.]
I see.
Just a little longer! [gasps.]
Do you believe me now? Mm Maybe? [Artephius grunting.]
[spits.]
Whoo! [spits.]
Whoa! [grunts.]
Oh! [grunts.]
[whimpering.]
[both screaming.]
Oh! [straining.]
Gotcha! [laughs.]
[growls.]
[grunts.]
[grunts.]
Oh.
[rumbling.]
[thunderclap.]
Oh, Puss! I am all right.
[screams.]
[thunderclap.]
[groans.]
[Puss groaning.]
I am in a dream.
That's what I've been saying, Puss.
She has you in a spell, so she can drain you of your life force.
So, none of this is real? And, there is no wedding? I'm afraid not.
[sighs.]
I am most foolish for believing this.
[grunting.]
Puss, you're dying.
That's why you're feeling this way.
We don't have much time.
Please wake up.
Wake up! [grunts.]
[gasps.]
Puss, I'm scared.
Me too.
[gasps.]
Wha-who-Who am I? I'm alive! No! How is this possible? [groans.]
[grunts.]
We cats do not always land on our feet.
Sometimes we land on your feet.
Ow! Ooh, see if you ever wake up after you taste my venom.
[spits.]
[chokes, gulps.]
Gross! Look! Ah.
[giggles.]
So, do you always dream about marrying me? Huh? [giggles.]
Anyway, now that we have the second piece of the crown's gem, we must move on to the next witch.
Come, my friends.
[Malaranea snoring.]
[door creaks.]
[door closes.]
[snoring.]
More tea, my dear? Yes, my sweet.
[slurping.]
Oh, isn't this lovely? It's like a dream come true.
[both laugh.]
[Malaranea sighs.]
I'm still a unicorn!