Wynonna Earp (2016) s04e02 Episode Script
Friends in Low Places
1
(Wynonna): Previously
on Wynonna Earp.
Gloria Valdez.
She's like some kind
of scientist?
We think it leads to another way
into the garden.
Help us find Dr. Gloria Valdez.
(Rachel): My mom's not
one of the bodies.
Wherever Waverly is,
she's not safe.
- Wynonna!
- We have to get to her.
Go!
(Doc): What is this place?
The blood has to be fresh.
- (Doc): Let's use him up.
- Bought us more time.
Shut up and run!
Wynonna!
Sheriff Haught.
At least you
are wearing a smile.
Nicole!
Nicole!
(zombie growling)
Girl, you are
in a league of your own.
Lady, we gotta leave.
How far down does it go?
- All the way.
- Ah!
My sister's girlfriend
is mutant meat or a pancake!
- Waverly's gonna kill me!
- They're gonna kill you!
- I'm gone.
- Haught! Stay alive!
I'm gonna come find you!
You are here!
I am!
But how are you here?
And, uh
Why did your garments
not accompany you?
- Ahh! Oh my God!
- Don't look at me!
- I was not!
- Do not look at me!
I would never!
Although
- Sheriff Haught
- Oh, my God!
I have seen many a fine-formed
woman in my lifetime.
- Nope! Nope.
- This is nothing to me,
this is merely water
off a duck's back.
Well, I am not a damn duck,
so stop talking
and find me something to wear!
- I cannot get in.
- And I can't get out.
I shall fetch help.
And pants.
And Waverly.
I will get Waverly!
Yeah.
Yeah, Waverly!
(tense music)
'Cause I gave you
all I got to give ♪
I know that ain't
no way to live ♪
So I told that devil ♪
To take you back ♪
I told that devil ♪
To take you back ♪
(Doc): Waverly.
Waverly Earp!
Hey!
The fire's died down.
You know
Also, we built a fire?
- You cut your hand.
- You fed the machine.
Don't you know
how dangerous this is?
- No, and neither do you.
- We don't know anything!
I know I swore
to protect you!
And I am trying
to protect this place,
just like my father did.
Since when?
Stop talking nonsense
and listen!
I am a fully grown
half-angel.
And an adult human lady!
Speaking of adult,
Nicole is here!
What? Where? How?
She's in this hole,
just a way back there.
Next time,
maybe lead with that!
Well, Lord knows I tried!
Well
Are you sure it's her?
I saw her
with my own two eyes.
How does she look?
Um
I think you will be pleased.
(zombies growling)
Eat wood!
- Ugh!
- My bad.
Teenagers are the worst!
Has anyone in history
ever noted that before?
I said, my bad.
(growling)
Those things are everywhere.
"Those things" used to be
brilliant physicists.
They were working on some
inter-dimensional gateway.
- To the Garden?
- Whatever it was,
Black Badge was trying
to weaponize it.
But once they actually
got the thing to open,
BBD panicked
and gassed everyone.
It's the 2005 Chili Cookoff
all over again
minus the edibles-laced
cornbread,
and Hollaback Girl on repeat.
You might be even weirder
than me.
And my best friend
for six months has been a rat.
There's gotta be another way
to get into the lower levels.
If your friend fell
into the lab,
she's already bread
for the walking dead.
But if she fell
into the gate room
Yeah, she fell
into the gate room.
Because you want
that to be true?
Hey, you know what?
What are you doing here, kid?
Huh?
You've been camping out here
at mutant manor for what?
Months? Years?
I can't leave my mom, okay?
I know the chances
of Dr. Gloria Valdez
having survived is more unlikely
than an anti-vaxxer who Botoxes,
But I need to know
what happened to her.
And if I find proof
she bit it, I bounce.
Were you home-schooled, kid?
'Cause you might want
to workshop that eulogy.
All I'm trying to say is
if the gas turned her
totally toxic Avenger,
I'll take care of it. Like
(mimics slicing
and choking noises)
- That means I kill her myself.
- I cracked that code.
- Yeah, okay.
- (zombie growling)
- Rachel
- Shh!
(loud growling)
Yeah, I'll tell you later.
Rachel, we can't hide forever.
I'm gonna go find Nicole
with or without you.
Okay, okay yeah.
There is another way
into the lab.
But we really need three people
to get in.
Well, we have two.
And bonus, they're both
super fucking weird.
So listen, we can help
each other, alright?
But I'm not leaving this place
until I find my friend.
And I didn't bring
any deodorant.
- I can tell.
- Nope,
not abandoning any of 'em.
My Haught cop.
My celestial sister.
My vampire baby daddy.
Your life is wildin', girl.
Together.
(music intensifies)
(zombies growling)
- (Waverly): Nicole! Baby!
- Waverly?
You're here,
you're really here! How?!
- How are you here?
- I have no idea!
It's so foggy.
For a second I was there,
and then I was
Wow.
Are you okay?
Are you?
Get in here and check.
What? Oh, God!
Baby, you're in
some sort of silo prison.
Yeah, and Doc saw me naked!
But it's fine,
I'm over it, so
So, where is everyone else?
Is Purgatory okay?
Did you see Wynonna?
No, it's just
it's just me.
Here with you, now.
God, it's really you.
(sinister music)
Waverly
Who else would I be?
Wynonna!
Argh!
I'm down here,
I'm still alive!
(groaning)
Ow.
(breathing heavily)
Oh, walnuts.
(growling)
The lab is kept de-oxygenated
to keep the samples sterile.
All those words make me itchy.
Unless you want to suffocate,
we have to wear
decontamination suits and masks.
Ebola outbreak,
but make it fashion. Got it.
We have to cross the lab
to get into the gate room.
But first, we need to find
a keycard
that opens the door
to the gate room.
(Wynonna sighs)
And where do we think that is?
Around the neck of some mutant
Black Badge scientists.
The good news is
they tend to stay dormant,
in stasis,
unless you wake them.
Say, with a beaver blaster?
Is everything a sex joke
to you?
I do try to scissor one in
as often as possible.
(Wynonna chuckling)
So how do we do this?
I have to find
the other keycard.
And once we're in the gate room,
we have to swipe both cards
simultaneously
to reopen whatever portal
my mom was working on.
We'll only have one chance
to find what's at the bottom
- of the Nic-hole.
- And the lab is full
of rabid lab coats.
So whatever you do,
keep it quiet.
What?
We could short circuit
the force field?
- But with what?
- Ah! There!
That's better! Slay!
Lemme guess: Island
of Lesbos, resort collection?
What the hell is that?
It's just time to feed
the machine.
The machine?
It is my turn.
- I will go.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Guys? There's a machine?
Yeah. It runs on blood.
Human blood.
Yeah, we have
to feed it blood.
Sure. Okay.
So what happens if you didn't?
Feed it, I mean?
I do not think
we want to find out.
Wow. This place is a lot.
I still don't understand
how you got here.
Yeah. Me neither.
Baby?
I have got to get out
of this cage, okay?
'Cause these cherry blossoms,
this force field,
they're not my friends.
- (deep resonating vocals)
- Do you hear that?
I'm pretty sure I don't.
It's calling to me.
The throne. My father's throne.
Julian.
Kevin said
that I would sit on it,
to save the world.
And that I would turn to stone.
Ha
Waverly
Baby, you've already
sacrificed so much.
Yeah, well, I'm not
the only one.
Doc became a vampire
to save us.
Oh.
Is that why he did it?
Yeah, see
I thought he was just scared
to grow old and die.
- That's pretty harsh.
- I'm sorry.
Look, I think I'm just hangry.
Yeah, well, imagine being Doc.
He hasn't fed in days.
(alarm blaring, metal creaking)
Ah, there, there,
you old boot.
You need more blood?
I know the feeling.
(tense music)
(door opening)
(door locking)
Ugh!
(breathing heavily)
(gasps, gas hissing)
Everything's gone to shit,
must be Tuesday!
- (growling)
- No way, not today.
(groaning)
When I dreamt about dying,
it involved me
in Waverly's arms
and Waverly
in Sara Lance cosplay.
(growling, Nicole shouting)
The garden is coming to life.
You're not wearing
Bulshar's ring.
Well, yeah, I
I guess he's gone now. Bulshar.
Oh, yeah, we smote
that basic bish but good.
Smoted? Smited?
Hey, did you ever think
to ask him
why he was trying so hard
to get in here
in the first place?
I just assumed, like most
balding sociopaths,
he wanted to play God.
- (laughing)
- Woman,
look around!
God
hasn't been here
for a long, long time.
Yup. He hit it,
then he quit it.
Left humanity on read.
Maybe we should just, like,
chill on the God talk.
And what kind of batshit
playground experiment
for creation was this?
You know, there was a guy,
when Doc and I first got here.
He called this place a prison.
And then he sort of chopped off
his own head.
Men.
So dramatic, right?
Yeah, I guess.
(suspenseful music)
So are you, like, super pissed
that Wynonna drugged you?
- The things I'm pissed about
- well, it's a long list.
But
all will be remedied
one by one by one,
just as soon as I get
out of here.
Baby.
- (breathing heavily)
- My mask. I can't breathe.
What's it called
when you don't get enough oxygen
and you feel drank,
and you start to
(Wynonna giggling)
You're getting hypoxia.
Yeah. Talk about
silent but deadly.
Mask leak, c'est chic.
(laughing)
Oh, get back down there, mister!
- Shut up.
- Oh, shit.
Oh! Nice to see you, mute-aunt,
where's my mute-uncle?
Nowhere. Bad for brain.
We're good, we're good.
Nice one, lil' baby condom!
- But which, which is which?
- I don't know!
(Nicole breathing quickly)
(screaming)
(panting)
(labored breathing)
(screaming, zombie growling)
(giggling)
(screaming)
Fuck you! Yeah!
Who's a girl gotta screw
around here to get a gun?
Hiya, Red!
- Wynonna!
- (growling)
Hi! Who's your crawl-y friend?
(screaming)
(labored breathing)
(giggling)
She almost killed us,
getting to you.
- What's wrong with her?
- Hypoxia.
- (laughing)
- I wasn't gettin' no oxygen.
Okay? None.
You're something else, Earp.
I don't ever half-ass it.
I ass and a half it.
Whatever you are, you're
you're my ass.
That sounds kinda lesbian.
Ugh!
(tense music)
Well, I'll be damned.
Not literally, I hope.
Nicole.
The many faces of Nicole.
Not Nicole.
An imposter.
This prison is not for us.
It is for the thing
that I left Waverly alone with!
(alarm blaring, metal creaking)
Her leg is definitely broken
in at least two places.
- (bone cracking)
- Oh! Ah! Ah!
- Three.
- It's okay.
When we get outta here,
I'm gonna draw
a bunch of dicks on your cast.
- (whimpering)
- That's really sweet.
You know, from a fall like that,
I still think I got off
pretty easy.
(Wynonna):
Well, we all like to get off.
But you, please, have to stop
dropping things.
You know, if this
is a proposal, I gotta say
it's missing some baby carrots.
I don't know what that means.
It means,
I'm already spoken for.
I just haven't had a chance
to tell Waverly that.
(voice breaking)
Sheriff, I'm sick and tired
of listening
to all the disgustingly hot
premarital sex
- you're having in my house.
- You've been listening?
So let's go make you
make an honest woman
out of my little sister.
Nicole Haught,
will you open the back door
to the maybe garden of Eden
with me?
(Rachel):
No one's opening anything.
Is that?
(zombies growling)
Dr. Gloria Valdez.
My mom died trying to keep
this portal shut.
Try to change that
and I'll kill you.
(tense music)
Doc was supposed to feed
the machine!
Yeah, and he failed. Again!
Big surprise!
What's happening?
Let freedom reign.
Friggin' finally!
(Nicole laughing)
(warbled explosion)
Ah-ha! Thank you, Waverly!
(suspenseful music)
Come on.
Wait. Nicole
You taste like
(Doc): Waverly!
Waverly, get away from her!
That thing is not Nicole!
Like sulfur.
(demonic voice):
Why are the smoke shows
always dumb as shit?
God, if you hurt
the real Nicole
Oh, sweetie
I'm going to hurt all of you.
You can call me Eve.
Stay away from her!
And the important thing is,
I'm out.
Ah!
Rachel!
Your Mom wouldn't want
this for you.
Stop pretending
like you know her.
I know how your mom felt.
'Cause I would die
to save my sister.
Or kill.
Anyone.
Everyone.
Wynonna, tell her the truth.
I really did lose my mom,
a lot of people,
when I was young, but I grew up.
And now you have to.
Your mom did this so you could.
Wynonna knew your mom
was dead.
Before we even got here.
Narc.
You lied to me.
- You're Black Badge.
- No.
- We're two friends.
- Best friends.
She said it first, there's
no take-backs, right, Rachel?
who love the same angel
more than anything in the world.
You're
You're polygamists?
(electricity crackling)
Something is happening
on the other side of the door,
I've got to get through!
Theyjust, theyjust
left her here to rot.
I couldn't save her.
Well, let us
save someone else.
(Waverly screaming)
Whatever you are,
Doc's going to kill you.
Ah, save your heteronormative
hero hogwash
for humanity, sweetie,
which incidentally,
I preclude by eons.
Just say you're old,
you pretentious bitch!
I am a nightmare
unto the world.
And your cherubic
little daddy died
before he could teach you
how to save it.
(Waverly screaming)
From me!
Ah! For once,
I wish we'd just take on a demon
that isn't such a talker,
you know?
(shrieking)
(gasping)
Well, it's not all bad news.
See, you succeeded
where the snake failed.
You freed me from this prison.
You and your cute little cowboy.
I am a gunslinger,
you amateur.
(Waverly screaming)
(intense music)
- The best in the west!
- (laughing)
Hi, gorgeous! Ya miss me?
(gasping)
But I screwed all this up.
Hey, your mistakes
do not define you.
This crazy chick
without a gun
is living proof of that.
Nicole and I are going
through that portal
to rescue our people
and all the bullets in the world
are not gonna stop us.
You just wanted
to punch her again.
I can't believe I may be
stuck with you forever.
(pounding)
(Nicole): It's cracking.
Oh shit, shit, shit!
If we're gonna get
into the garden,
we do it now,
this is our only way out.
- (chuckling)
- Oh!
Wow, you are real handsome
when you lose control.
You do not get
to speak as him.
(grunting)
Please, Holliday. Please.
Don't hurt me.
Shut your lying mouth.
(gasping, coughing)
Earth angel brought a demon.
Smart.
- Doc!
- You're one of us!
When are you gonna man up
and pick a side?
From the devil that cannot
even pick a face.
Don't think about leaving!
I'm not done with you yet.
You are done.
(both screaming)
(sinister music)
And you will never
touch her aga
(labored breathing)
Doc.
How could you?
I love you.
- Enough.
- More than.
Come now, we are vamoosing.
I cannot let Eve
leave her prison.
- We will not.
- I will not.
(Doc screaming)
(sizzling)
(intense music)
(pounding)
Do these even connect
to anything
or is it just like
a door close button
- on the elevator?
- Yank the
Tug the
Yeah, fine,
everything is a sex joke, okay?
- (pounding)
- Guys, they're almost inside!
Toss her your gun!
- (gunshot ricocheting)
- Ah!
With the safety on!
- I'm sorry!
- (pounding)
Keycards, we gotta do the thing
with the keycards!
Ready? One, two, three!
(beeping, machine powering up)
Holy shit.
Lit like a Fukushima weekend.
Red Don't let all
my tricep dips go to waste.
Ah! My leg's broken!
Well, suck it up, Sheriff,
she needs you!
(breathing heavily)
No, Doc and Waverly need you,
they need the Earp heir.
I need medical attention.
Don't you dare do this to me,
not after all your guilt trips
and your punching.
Yeah, we do have fun,
don't we?
(breathy laughter,
zombies growling)
- They're almost inside.
- They'll kill you.
Not a chance.
I'm gonna be waiting for you
back in Purgatory.
Nicole, Nicole. I can't.
(soft music)
I can't do this without you.
Actually, only you can.
It has to be you, Wynonna.
It was always gonna be you.
(growling)
The gate is closing!
Don't you dare
leave her alone.
I won't. I swear.
I'll see you at home.
All of you.
(intense music)
- Ahh!
- Earp!
Argh!
Huh?
(panting)
Oh, man.
Titanic taught a whole
generation of chicks
they can just throw away
jewelry, like "hey!"
(intense music)
Come on.
(breathing deeply)
I'm already here.
And I'm only wearing
half a shirt.
I'm gonna catch a cold.
(intense music)
I know you're probably evil,
but minus the shears
through your stomach,
whatever you're doing
with your bod is working.
Are you a clone?
Wy-Clone-A?
(demonic voice): I am Eve.
I'm Death.
God
is my voice really
that annoying?
I am going to flay
your friends alive
and strangle you
with their skin.
Jesus, Orphan Whack.
Take a Midol and a nap.
(Doc): Waverly!
Okay.
Well, at least I know
I'm in the right place.
(groaning)
Fucking humans.
Eve cannot escape.
She cannot be allowed
to enter the realm of Men.
I am the guardian.
I am the failsafe.
(rumbling)
Ugh!
(screaming)
Maybe Wynonna
didn't make it through?
- Oh no.
- (chuckling)
No, that's a good sign.
She's definitely driving
somebody crazy in there.
(pounding, growling)
The mutants
are almost through.
- I can't do this anymore.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Rachel. Rachel Valdez
- Where you from?
- The Yucatan.
My our family's line
goes all the way back
to the Mayans.
Actually
my mom used to tell me
this story about our ancestors.
Hey. Don't stop there,
George R. R. Martin.
About 300 years ago,
there was this mestiza princess.
A warrior princess.
Ooh.
Mayan Xena.
(chuckling)
I already dig her.
They called her "The Valdez."
That is awesome.
I know, right?
After she proved worthy in war,
The Valdez was given
an entire kingdom to rule,
and immortality to do so.
Wow, that beats a shiny medal.
(chuckling)
(pounding, growling)
Hey, Nicole, are we gonna die?
No.
Maybe.
But we've still got options.
Right?
Like what?
We fight.
This war isn't over.
It's just beginning.
Oh, God, I can't believe
I'm going to go out
blasting beavers.
Hey, stick with me, kid.
I'll show you how it's done.
(growling)
Get down!
Mr. I-Am-A-Weapon,
it's me,
Mr. I-Am-A-Happy-To-See-You.
I see the shears
did not fell you?
Well, maybe this will. Argh!
What the hell, Doc?
As far as reunions go,
this is better
than my high school,
but not as good as 90210.
I demand
you stop using the voice
of the woman
that I care deeply for.
(grunting)
"Care deeply for"?
At least I know you're the real
emotionally-constipated Doc.
And you are a fraud!
- And a harlot!
- Ahh!
That's, like, your favorite
thing about me.
The real Wynonna
is back in Purgatory.
Listen!
I found Nicole,
she decked me,
we did a road trip,
we got sniped,
met a mouthy teen,
we found and broke into
an abandoned facility,
and then we killed
a bunch of scientist mutants.
But now I'm here!
And we gotta get back there.
That is exactly what the false
Wynonna would say.
Your tricks are useless.
Tricks are for kids.
We had one.
Alice. Remember? Huh?
Alice.
It's me, Doc.
It's me.
I'm no deep fake. I'm real.
I cannot risk it.
I swore to protect Waverly!
- (Wynonna screaming)
- Hollywood!
(breathing heavily)
Our safe word.
For when private time
gets too
Honky tonk.
It is you.
(soft music)
You came back to save her.
I said that I would.
Do we have time for this?
No, alas.
Where is Waverly?
Yonder.
You go to her.
I will deal
with your other half.
Go easy on her money-maker.
Actually, go hard.
I don't need the competition.
- (Wynonna): What did you do?
- I came home.
This is not your home.
Your home is with me!
- And Nicole.
- This is my destiny.
Doc. Jeremy.
- Nedley?
- I've always been here.
I will always be here.
Time is a flat circle.
Your ass is gonna be
a flat circle
if you spend eternity
on that thing.
(frustrated shouting)
(shrieking)
She cannot be allowed
to escape.
This is my duty.
I am the heir.
Not this lukewarm shit again.
(gasping)
There was never a horse
that could not be broken.
Or a cowboy
who could not be thrown.
Ah. 'Sup, Doc?
You really gonna be able
to snuff the life
outta these puppy dog peepers?
(laughing)
Nothing but a parlor trick.
No. No.
A very special skill.
You're impressed, admit it.
And terrified too.
Ugh, God, there is so much
useless pop culture knowledge
- in this thing. I
- It is not useless!
- Ugh!
- It shows he has passion!
I also have a passion.
And it involves me
leaving this godforsaken place,
and getting what I'm owed
in the Ghost River Triangle.
You are stronger
than I expected.
Guess he's been working out.
I would like to congratulate
the real Jeremy
on his fitness transformation,
but right now,
it's a real hassle.
(grunting)
(intense music)
(demonic voice):
I told you, I'm leaving,
and I'm getting to Purgatory!
You are right
about the first part.
(screaming)
(ground rumbling)
We are running out of time.
Earps!
It is high time we saddle up!
Waverly Earp,
you need to stand your hiney
up off that stone seat
before it's too late.
I am the guardian.
You are the champion.
What we are is sisters.
We must all submit
to our destinies.
I am done submitting to shit.
Fine. We'll do it the hard way.
(screaming)
Waves, what the hell?
You cannot undo
what has been promised.
Right, right.
'Cause promises are important.
(soft music)
I have the ring
you gave Nicole.
Stand up and come with me.
Give it back to her.
The guardians of the garden
do not get to love.
You are not just the guardian.
You are an Earp.
She didn't even say yes.
She will, baby girl.
The curse is over, Waves,
it's time to start living
for ourselves.
Wynonna
Help.
All this destiny, curse, fate,
heirs-of-anything bullshit?
It's canceled.
Take me home.
(Doc): Girls?!
What do we do
about the shape-shifter?
How do we keep Eve
locked in the garden?
We'll find another way.
We always Earpin' do.
(alarm blaring, metal creaking)
(liquid dripping)
- Ahh!
- (Doc): Hurry!
Okay! This is it!
What the hell? Oh, my God!
Please tell me you remember.
(nervous shouting)
- Third time's a charm!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Seriously?
This one.
Knock, knock, anybody home?
Which one is it?
- (electric buzzing)
- Shit!
My money is on
the one that is glowing!
- Oh, yeah.
- Let's blow this popsicle
Er, blood machine murder stand!
- Ahh! Wait!
- (Doc): There's no more time!
The ring!
No, that thing is tacky
as hell!
(screaming)
Enough!
No more semi-biblical
bullshit, okay?
Okay.
Eden?
More like eatin' a
dick!
And I'm back at the stairs.
Waverly?
Doc?
Peacemaker?
It's gone forever.
(panting)
But they're not.
They made it.
They had to.
Back at the well.
But not in it.
Woo, doggie!
In your face, you stupid hole.
Wynonna?
Waverly?
I got your satchel!
(eerie music)
Home.
Home.
Nicole. Nicole!
(panting)
(gunshots, Waverly screams)
Eat shit, shit eater!
I'm warning you. No trespassing!
Waverly.
It's me.
It's me.
Oh, God, it's you.
I'm home.
Are you real?
Are you?
Get in here and check.
(soft music)
Paper thin, I waste away ♪
Caught up
in an endless phase ♪
Trying to tell myself
you'll fade ♪
While clinging
to the mess we made ♪
Keep me waiting,
anticipating ♪
Keep me waiting,
anticipating ♪
You keep me waiting,
anticipating ♪
And now I know
what I've been missing ♪
Cause I feel your body ♪
Like a ghost ♪
Breathing in me
everywhere I go ♪
Even when she's with me ♪
We're not alone ♪
Her hands are your hands
wrapped around my throat ♪
(soft music)
You made it.
Waverly?
I think we both know
where she went first.
We'll find her.
I believe these belong to you.
If you ever need them,
they are yours.
So am I.
Oh, my God, Doc.
The town.
I don't think I've ever
been this happy.
So why do I feel like bawling?
Well, after what we just did,
You're probably
pretty dehydrated.
(laughing)
Your laugh is like Christmas.
Your lips are so soft.
Are you going to spend all day
listing all the things
you like about me?
More like the rest
of my life.
I love you.
I'm also loving
the Little Mermaid vibes.
So what, you just zipped
into the Ghost River Triangle
and got extensions?
I just grew it out.
What?
Sorry, I just
I just missed you so much.
Hey.
(Nicole crying)
Wait. How did
How did you grow it out?
(ominous music)
Doc, how can all of this
have happened
while we were in the garden?
Unless
I broke my leg,
and I came back to Purgatory
but I had to retreat
to the homestead.
I did everything I could
to keep it safe for you.
Nicole, wait, just tell me.
How long have I been gone?
Don't you know?
You've been gone
18 months,
three weeks and four days.
All of you have.
(intense music)
(Wynonna): Previously
on Wynonna Earp.
Gloria Valdez.
She's like some kind
of scientist?
We think it leads to another way
into the garden.
Help us find Dr. Gloria Valdez.
(Rachel): My mom's not
one of the bodies.
Wherever Waverly is,
she's not safe.
- Wynonna!
- We have to get to her.
Go!
(Doc): What is this place?
The blood has to be fresh.
- (Doc): Let's use him up.
- Bought us more time.
Shut up and run!
Wynonna!
Sheriff Haught.
At least you
are wearing a smile.
Nicole!
Nicole!
(zombie growling)
Girl, you are
in a league of your own.
Lady, we gotta leave.
How far down does it go?
- All the way.
- Ah!
My sister's girlfriend
is mutant meat or a pancake!
- Waverly's gonna kill me!
- They're gonna kill you!
- I'm gone.
- Haught! Stay alive!
I'm gonna come find you!
You are here!
I am!
But how are you here?
And, uh
Why did your garments
not accompany you?
- Ahh! Oh my God!
- Don't look at me!
- I was not!
- Do not look at me!
I would never!
Although
- Sheriff Haught
- Oh, my God!
I have seen many a fine-formed
woman in my lifetime.
- Nope! Nope.
- This is nothing to me,
this is merely water
off a duck's back.
Well, I am not a damn duck,
so stop talking
and find me something to wear!
- I cannot get in.
- And I can't get out.
I shall fetch help.
And pants.
And Waverly.
I will get Waverly!
Yeah.
Yeah, Waverly!
(tense music)
'Cause I gave you
all I got to give ♪
I know that ain't
no way to live ♪
So I told that devil ♪
To take you back ♪
I told that devil ♪
To take you back ♪
(Doc): Waverly.
Waverly Earp!
Hey!
The fire's died down.
You know
Also, we built a fire?
- You cut your hand.
- You fed the machine.
Don't you know
how dangerous this is?
- No, and neither do you.
- We don't know anything!
I know I swore
to protect you!
And I am trying
to protect this place,
just like my father did.
Since when?
Stop talking nonsense
and listen!
I am a fully grown
half-angel.
And an adult human lady!
Speaking of adult,
Nicole is here!
What? Where? How?
She's in this hole,
just a way back there.
Next time,
maybe lead with that!
Well, Lord knows I tried!
Well
Are you sure it's her?
I saw her
with my own two eyes.
How does she look?
Um
I think you will be pleased.
(zombies growling)
Eat wood!
- Ugh!
- My bad.
Teenagers are the worst!
Has anyone in history
ever noted that before?
I said, my bad.
(growling)
Those things are everywhere.
"Those things" used to be
brilliant physicists.
They were working on some
inter-dimensional gateway.
- To the Garden?
- Whatever it was,
Black Badge was trying
to weaponize it.
But once they actually
got the thing to open,
BBD panicked
and gassed everyone.
It's the 2005 Chili Cookoff
all over again
minus the edibles-laced
cornbread,
and Hollaback Girl on repeat.
You might be even weirder
than me.
And my best friend
for six months has been a rat.
There's gotta be another way
to get into the lower levels.
If your friend fell
into the lab,
she's already bread
for the walking dead.
But if she fell
into the gate room
Yeah, she fell
into the gate room.
Because you want
that to be true?
Hey, you know what?
What are you doing here, kid?
Huh?
You've been camping out here
at mutant manor for what?
Months? Years?
I can't leave my mom, okay?
I know the chances
of Dr. Gloria Valdez
having survived is more unlikely
than an anti-vaxxer who Botoxes,
But I need to know
what happened to her.
And if I find proof
she bit it, I bounce.
Were you home-schooled, kid?
'Cause you might want
to workshop that eulogy.
All I'm trying to say is
if the gas turned her
totally toxic Avenger,
I'll take care of it. Like
(mimics slicing
and choking noises)
- That means I kill her myself.
- I cracked that code.
- Yeah, okay.
- (zombie growling)
- Rachel
- Shh!
(loud growling)
Yeah, I'll tell you later.
Rachel, we can't hide forever.
I'm gonna go find Nicole
with or without you.
Okay, okay yeah.
There is another way
into the lab.
But we really need three people
to get in.
Well, we have two.
And bonus, they're both
super fucking weird.
So listen, we can help
each other, alright?
But I'm not leaving this place
until I find my friend.
And I didn't bring
any deodorant.
- I can tell.
- Nope,
not abandoning any of 'em.
My Haught cop.
My celestial sister.
My vampire baby daddy.
Your life is wildin', girl.
Together.
(music intensifies)
(zombies growling)
- (Waverly): Nicole! Baby!
- Waverly?
You're here,
you're really here! How?!
- How are you here?
- I have no idea!
It's so foggy.
For a second I was there,
and then I was
Wow.
Are you okay?
Are you?
Get in here and check.
What? Oh, God!
Baby, you're in
some sort of silo prison.
Yeah, and Doc saw me naked!
But it's fine,
I'm over it, so
So, where is everyone else?
Is Purgatory okay?
Did you see Wynonna?
No, it's just
it's just me.
Here with you, now.
God, it's really you.
(sinister music)
Waverly
Who else would I be?
Wynonna!
Argh!
I'm down here,
I'm still alive!
(groaning)
Ow.
(breathing heavily)
Oh, walnuts.
(growling)
The lab is kept de-oxygenated
to keep the samples sterile.
All those words make me itchy.
Unless you want to suffocate,
we have to wear
decontamination suits and masks.
Ebola outbreak,
but make it fashion. Got it.
We have to cross the lab
to get into the gate room.
But first, we need to find
a keycard
that opens the door
to the gate room.
(Wynonna sighs)
And where do we think that is?
Around the neck of some mutant
Black Badge scientists.
The good news is
they tend to stay dormant,
in stasis,
unless you wake them.
Say, with a beaver blaster?
Is everything a sex joke
to you?
I do try to scissor one in
as often as possible.
(Wynonna chuckling)
So how do we do this?
I have to find
the other keycard.
And once we're in the gate room,
we have to swipe both cards
simultaneously
to reopen whatever portal
my mom was working on.
We'll only have one chance
to find what's at the bottom
- of the Nic-hole.
- And the lab is full
of rabid lab coats.
So whatever you do,
keep it quiet.
What?
We could short circuit
the force field?
- But with what?
- Ah! There!
That's better! Slay!
Lemme guess: Island
of Lesbos, resort collection?
What the hell is that?
It's just time to feed
the machine.
The machine?
It is my turn.
- I will go.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Guys? There's a machine?
Yeah. It runs on blood.
Human blood.
Yeah, we have
to feed it blood.
Sure. Okay.
So what happens if you didn't?
Feed it, I mean?
I do not think
we want to find out.
Wow. This place is a lot.
I still don't understand
how you got here.
Yeah. Me neither.
Baby?
I have got to get out
of this cage, okay?
'Cause these cherry blossoms,
this force field,
they're not my friends.
- (deep resonating vocals)
- Do you hear that?
I'm pretty sure I don't.
It's calling to me.
The throne. My father's throne.
Julian.
Kevin said
that I would sit on it,
to save the world.
And that I would turn to stone.
Ha
Waverly
Baby, you've already
sacrificed so much.
Yeah, well, I'm not
the only one.
Doc became a vampire
to save us.
Oh.
Is that why he did it?
Yeah, see
I thought he was just scared
to grow old and die.
- That's pretty harsh.
- I'm sorry.
Look, I think I'm just hangry.
Yeah, well, imagine being Doc.
He hasn't fed in days.
(alarm blaring, metal creaking)
Ah, there, there,
you old boot.
You need more blood?
I know the feeling.
(tense music)
(door opening)
(door locking)
Ugh!
(breathing heavily)
(gasps, gas hissing)
Everything's gone to shit,
must be Tuesday!
- (growling)
- No way, not today.
(groaning)
When I dreamt about dying,
it involved me
in Waverly's arms
and Waverly
in Sara Lance cosplay.
(growling, Nicole shouting)
The garden is coming to life.
You're not wearing
Bulshar's ring.
Well, yeah, I
I guess he's gone now. Bulshar.
Oh, yeah, we smote
that basic bish but good.
Smoted? Smited?
Hey, did you ever think
to ask him
why he was trying so hard
to get in here
in the first place?
I just assumed, like most
balding sociopaths,
he wanted to play God.
- (laughing)
- Woman,
look around!
God
hasn't been here
for a long, long time.
Yup. He hit it,
then he quit it.
Left humanity on read.
Maybe we should just, like,
chill on the God talk.
And what kind of batshit
playground experiment
for creation was this?
You know, there was a guy,
when Doc and I first got here.
He called this place a prison.
And then he sort of chopped off
his own head.
Men.
So dramatic, right?
Yeah, I guess.
(suspenseful music)
So are you, like, super pissed
that Wynonna drugged you?
- The things I'm pissed about
- well, it's a long list.
But
all will be remedied
one by one by one,
just as soon as I get
out of here.
Baby.
- (breathing heavily)
- My mask. I can't breathe.
What's it called
when you don't get enough oxygen
and you feel drank,
and you start to
(Wynonna giggling)
You're getting hypoxia.
Yeah. Talk about
silent but deadly.
Mask leak, c'est chic.
(laughing)
Oh, get back down there, mister!
- Shut up.
- Oh, shit.
Oh! Nice to see you, mute-aunt,
where's my mute-uncle?
Nowhere. Bad for brain.
We're good, we're good.
Nice one, lil' baby condom!
- But which, which is which?
- I don't know!
(Nicole breathing quickly)
(screaming)
(panting)
(labored breathing)
(screaming, zombie growling)
(giggling)
(screaming)
Fuck you! Yeah!
Who's a girl gotta screw
around here to get a gun?
Hiya, Red!
- Wynonna!
- (growling)
Hi! Who's your crawl-y friend?
(screaming)
(labored breathing)
(giggling)
She almost killed us,
getting to you.
- What's wrong with her?
- Hypoxia.
- (laughing)
- I wasn't gettin' no oxygen.
Okay? None.
You're something else, Earp.
I don't ever half-ass it.
I ass and a half it.
Whatever you are, you're
you're my ass.
That sounds kinda lesbian.
Ugh!
(tense music)
Well, I'll be damned.
Not literally, I hope.
Nicole.
The many faces of Nicole.
Not Nicole.
An imposter.
This prison is not for us.
It is for the thing
that I left Waverly alone with!
(alarm blaring, metal creaking)
Her leg is definitely broken
in at least two places.
- (bone cracking)
- Oh! Ah! Ah!
- Three.
- It's okay.
When we get outta here,
I'm gonna draw
a bunch of dicks on your cast.
- (whimpering)
- That's really sweet.
You know, from a fall like that,
I still think I got off
pretty easy.
(Wynonna):
Well, we all like to get off.
But you, please, have to stop
dropping things.
You know, if this
is a proposal, I gotta say
it's missing some baby carrots.
I don't know what that means.
It means,
I'm already spoken for.
I just haven't had a chance
to tell Waverly that.
(voice breaking)
Sheriff, I'm sick and tired
of listening
to all the disgustingly hot
premarital sex
- you're having in my house.
- You've been listening?
So let's go make you
make an honest woman
out of my little sister.
Nicole Haught,
will you open the back door
to the maybe garden of Eden
with me?
(Rachel):
No one's opening anything.
Is that?
(zombies growling)
Dr. Gloria Valdez.
My mom died trying to keep
this portal shut.
Try to change that
and I'll kill you.
(tense music)
Doc was supposed to feed
the machine!
Yeah, and he failed. Again!
Big surprise!
What's happening?
Let freedom reign.
Friggin' finally!
(Nicole laughing)
(warbled explosion)
Ah-ha! Thank you, Waverly!
(suspenseful music)
Come on.
Wait. Nicole
You taste like
(Doc): Waverly!
Waverly, get away from her!
That thing is not Nicole!
Like sulfur.
(demonic voice):
Why are the smoke shows
always dumb as shit?
God, if you hurt
the real Nicole
Oh, sweetie
I'm going to hurt all of you.
You can call me Eve.
Stay away from her!
And the important thing is,
I'm out.
Ah!
Rachel!
Your Mom wouldn't want
this for you.
Stop pretending
like you know her.
I know how your mom felt.
'Cause I would die
to save my sister.
Or kill.
Anyone.
Everyone.
Wynonna, tell her the truth.
I really did lose my mom,
a lot of people,
when I was young, but I grew up.
And now you have to.
Your mom did this so you could.
Wynonna knew your mom
was dead.
Before we even got here.
Narc.
You lied to me.
- You're Black Badge.
- No.
- We're two friends.
- Best friends.
She said it first, there's
no take-backs, right, Rachel?
who love the same angel
more than anything in the world.
You're
You're polygamists?
(electricity crackling)
Something is happening
on the other side of the door,
I've got to get through!
Theyjust, theyjust
left her here to rot.
I couldn't save her.
Well, let us
save someone else.
(Waverly screaming)
Whatever you are,
Doc's going to kill you.
Ah, save your heteronormative
hero hogwash
for humanity, sweetie,
which incidentally,
I preclude by eons.
Just say you're old,
you pretentious bitch!
I am a nightmare
unto the world.
And your cherubic
little daddy died
before he could teach you
how to save it.
(Waverly screaming)
From me!
Ah! For once,
I wish we'd just take on a demon
that isn't such a talker,
you know?
(shrieking)
(gasping)
Well, it's not all bad news.
See, you succeeded
where the snake failed.
You freed me from this prison.
You and your cute little cowboy.
I am a gunslinger,
you amateur.
(Waverly screaming)
(intense music)
- The best in the west!
- (laughing)
Hi, gorgeous! Ya miss me?
(gasping)
But I screwed all this up.
Hey, your mistakes
do not define you.
This crazy chick
without a gun
is living proof of that.
Nicole and I are going
through that portal
to rescue our people
and all the bullets in the world
are not gonna stop us.
You just wanted
to punch her again.
I can't believe I may be
stuck with you forever.
(pounding)
(Nicole): It's cracking.
Oh shit, shit, shit!
If we're gonna get
into the garden,
we do it now,
this is our only way out.
- (chuckling)
- Oh!
Wow, you are real handsome
when you lose control.
You do not get
to speak as him.
(grunting)
Please, Holliday. Please.
Don't hurt me.
Shut your lying mouth.
(gasping, coughing)
Earth angel brought a demon.
Smart.
- Doc!
- You're one of us!
When are you gonna man up
and pick a side?
From the devil that cannot
even pick a face.
Don't think about leaving!
I'm not done with you yet.
You are done.
(both screaming)
(sinister music)
And you will never
touch her aga
(labored breathing)
Doc.
How could you?
I love you.
- Enough.
- More than.
Come now, we are vamoosing.
I cannot let Eve
leave her prison.
- We will not.
- I will not.
(Doc screaming)
(sizzling)
(intense music)
(pounding)
Do these even connect
to anything
or is it just like
a door close button
- on the elevator?
- Yank the
Tug the
Yeah, fine,
everything is a sex joke, okay?
- (pounding)
- Guys, they're almost inside!
Toss her your gun!
- (gunshot ricocheting)
- Ah!
With the safety on!
- I'm sorry!
- (pounding)
Keycards, we gotta do the thing
with the keycards!
Ready? One, two, three!
(beeping, machine powering up)
Holy shit.
Lit like a Fukushima weekend.
Red Don't let all
my tricep dips go to waste.
Ah! My leg's broken!
Well, suck it up, Sheriff,
she needs you!
(breathing heavily)
No, Doc and Waverly need you,
they need the Earp heir.
I need medical attention.
Don't you dare do this to me,
not after all your guilt trips
and your punching.
Yeah, we do have fun,
don't we?
(breathy laughter,
zombies growling)
- They're almost inside.
- They'll kill you.
Not a chance.
I'm gonna be waiting for you
back in Purgatory.
Nicole, Nicole. I can't.
(soft music)
I can't do this without you.
Actually, only you can.
It has to be you, Wynonna.
It was always gonna be you.
(growling)
The gate is closing!
Don't you dare
leave her alone.
I won't. I swear.
I'll see you at home.
All of you.
(intense music)
- Ahh!
- Earp!
Argh!
Huh?
(panting)
Oh, man.
Titanic taught a whole
generation of chicks
they can just throw away
jewelry, like "hey!"
(intense music)
Come on.
(breathing deeply)
I'm already here.
And I'm only wearing
half a shirt.
I'm gonna catch a cold.
(intense music)
I know you're probably evil,
but minus the shears
through your stomach,
whatever you're doing
with your bod is working.
Are you a clone?
Wy-Clone-A?
(demonic voice): I am Eve.
I'm Death.
God
is my voice really
that annoying?
I am going to flay
your friends alive
and strangle you
with their skin.
Jesus, Orphan Whack.
Take a Midol and a nap.
(Doc): Waverly!
Okay.
Well, at least I know
I'm in the right place.
(groaning)
Fucking humans.
Eve cannot escape.
She cannot be allowed
to enter the realm of Men.
I am the guardian.
I am the failsafe.
(rumbling)
Ugh!
(screaming)
Maybe Wynonna
didn't make it through?
- Oh no.
- (chuckling)
No, that's a good sign.
She's definitely driving
somebody crazy in there.
(pounding, growling)
The mutants
are almost through.
- I can't do this anymore.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Rachel. Rachel Valdez
- Where you from?
- The Yucatan.
My our family's line
goes all the way back
to the Mayans.
Actually
my mom used to tell me
this story about our ancestors.
Hey. Don't stop there,
George R. R. Martin.
About 300 years ago,
there was this mestiza princess.
A warrior princess.
Ooh.
Mayan Xena.
(chuckling)
I already dig her.
They called her "The Valdez."
That is awesome.
I know, right?
After she proved worthy in war,
The Valdez was given
an entire kingdom to rule,
and immortality to do so.
Wow, that beats a shiny medal.
(chuckling)
(pounding, growling)
Hey, Nicole, are we gonna die?
No.
Maybe.
But we've still got options.
Right?
Like what?
We fight.
This war isn't over.
It's just beginning.
Oh, God, I can't believe
I'm going to go out
blasting beavers.
Hey, stick with me, kid.
I'll show you how it's done.
(growling)
Get down!
Mr. I-Am-A-Weapon,
it's me,
Mr. I-Am-A-Happy-To-See-You.
I see the shears
did not fell you?
Well, maybe this will. Argh!
What the hell, Doc?
As far as reunions go,
this is better
than my high school,
but not as good as 90210.
I demand
you stop using the voice
of the woman
that I care deeply for.
(grunting)
"Care deeply for"?
At least I know you're the real
emotionally-constipated Doc.
And you are a fraud!
- And a harlot!
- Ahh!
That's, like, your favorite
thing about me.
The real Wynonna
is back in Purgatory.
Listen!
I found Nicole,
she decked me,
we did a road trip,
we got sniped,
met a mouthy teen,
we found and broke into
an abandoned facility,
and then we killed
a bunch of scientist mutants.
But now I'm here!
And we gotta get back there.
That is exactly what the false
Wynonna would say.
Your tricks are useless.
Tricks are for kids.
We had one.
Alice. Remember? Huh?
Alice.
It's me, Doc.
It's me.
I'm no deep fake. I'm real.
I cannot risk it.
I swore to protect Waverly!
- (Wynonna screaming)
- Hollywood!
(breathing heavily)
Our safe word.
For when private time
gets too
Honky tonk.
It is you.
(soft music)
You came back to save her.
I said that I would.
Do we have time for this?
No, alas.
Where is Waverly?
Yonder.
You go to her.
I will deal
with your other half.
Go easy on her money-maker.
Actually, go hard.
I don't need the competition.
- (Wynonna): What did you do?
- I came home.
This is not your home.
Your home is with me!
- And Nicole.
- This is my destiny.
Doc. Jeremy.
- Nedley?
- I've always been here.
I will always be here.
Time is a flat circle.
Your ass is gonna be
a flat circle
if you spend eternity
on that thing.
(frustrated shouting)
(shrieking)
She cannot be allowed
to escape.
This is my duty.
I am the heir.
Not this lukewarm shit again.
(gasping)
There was never a horse
that could not be broken.
Or a cowboy
who could not be thrown.
Ah. 'Sup, Doc?
You really gonna be able
to snuff the life
outta these puppy dog peepers?
(laughing)
Nothing but a parlor trick.
No. No.
A very special skill.
You're impressed, admit it.
And terrified too.
Ugh, God, there is so much
useless pop culture knowledge
- in this thing. I
- It is not useless!
- Ugh!
- It shows he has passion!
I also have a passion.
And it involves me
leaving this godforsaken place,
and getting what I'm owed
in the Ghost River Triangle.
You are stronger
than I expected.
Guess he's been working out.
I would like to congratulate
the real Jeremy
on his fitness transformation,
but right now,
it's a real hassle.
(grunting)
(intense music)
(demonic voice):
I told you, I'm leaving,
and I'm getting to Purgatory!
You are right
about the first part.
(screaming)
(ground rumbling)
We are running out of time.
Earps!
It is high time we saddle up!
Waverly Earp,
you need to stand your hiney
up off that stone seat
before it's too late.
I am the guardian.
You are the champion.
What we are is sisters.
We must all submit
to our destinies.
I am done submitting to shit.
Fine. We'll do it the hard way.
(screaming)
Waves, what the hell?
You cannot undo
what has been promised.
Right, right.
'Cause promises are important.
(soft music)
I have the ring
you gave Nicole.
Stand up and come with me.
Give it back to her.
The guardians of the garden
do not get to love.
You are not just the guardian.
You are an Earp.
She didn't even say yes.
She will, baby girl.
The curse is over, Waves,
it's time to start living
for ourselves.
Wynonna
Help.
All this destiny, curse, fate,
heirs-of-anything bullshit?
It's canceled.
Take me home.
(Doc): Girls?!
What do we do
about the shape-shifter?
How do we keep Eve
locked in the garden?
We'll find another way.
We always Earpin' do.
(alarm blaring, metal creaking)
(liquid dripping)
- Ahh!
- (Doc): Hurry!
Okay! This is it!
What the hell? Oh, my God!
Please tell me you remember.
(nervous shouting)
- Third time's a charm!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Seriously?
This one.
Knock, knock, anybody home?
Which one is it?
- (electric buzzing)
- Shit!
My money is on
the one that is glowing!
- Oh, yeah.
- Let's blow this popsicle
Er, blood machine murder stand!
- Ahh! Wait!
- (Doc): There's no more time!
The ring!
No, that thing is tacky
as hell!
(screaming)
Enough!
No more semi-biblical
bullshit, okay?
Okay.
Eden?
More like eatin' a
dick!
And I'm back at the stairs.
Waverly?
Doc?
Peacemaker?
It's gone forever.
(panting)
But they're not.
They made it.
They had to.
Back at the well.
But not in it.
Woo, doggie!
In your face, you stupid hole.
Wynonna?
Waverly?
I got your satchel!
(eerie music)
Home.
Home.
Nicole. Nicole!
(panting)
(gunshots, Waverly screams)
Eat shit, shit eater!
I'm warning you. No trespassing!
Waverly.
It's me.
It's me.
Oh, God, it's you.
I'm home.
Are you real?
Are you?
Get in here and check.
(soft music)
Paper thin, I waste away ♪
Caught up
in an endless phase ♪
Trying to tell myself
you'll fade ♪
While clinging
to the mess we made ♪
Keep me waiting,
anticipating ♪
Keep me waiting,
anticipating ♪
You keep me waiting,
anticipating ♪
And now I know
what I've been missing ♪
Cause I feel your body ♪
Like a ghost ♪
Breathing in me
everywhere I go ♪
Even when she's with me ♪
We're not alone ♪
Her hands are your hands
wrapped around my throat ♪
(soft music)
You made it.
Waverly?
I think we both know
where she went first.
We'll find her.
I believe these belong to you.
If you ever need them,
they are yours.
So am I.
Oh, my God, Doc.
The town.
I don't think I've ever
been this happy.
So why do I feel like bawling?
Well, after what we just did,
You're probably
pretty dehydrated.
(laughing)
Your laugh is like Christmas.
Your lips are so soft.
Are you going to spend all day
listing all the things
you like about me?
More like the rest
of my life.
I love you.
I'm also loving
the Little Mermaid vibes.
So what, you just zipped
into the Ghost River Triangle
and got extensions?
I just grew it out.
What?
Sorry, I just
I just missed you so much.
Hey.
(Nicole crying)
Wait. How did
How did you grow it out?
(ominous music)
Doc, how can all of this
have happened
while we were in the garden?
Unless
I broke my leg,
and I came back to Purgatory
but I had to retreat
to the homestead.
I did everything I could
to keep it safe for you.
Nicole, wait, just tell me.
How long have I been gone?
Don't you know?
You've been gone
18 months,
three weeks and four days.
All of you have.
(intense music)