Lip Sync Battle (2015) s04e03 Episode Script
Tara Lipinski vs. Johnny Weir
1 - Hit it! - Yeah, yeah! It takes two to make a thing go right Yeah, yeah! - It takes two to make it outta sight - Hit it I wanna rock right now I'm Rob Base and I came to get down I'm not internationally known But I'm known to rock a microphone Because I get stupid I mean outrageous Stay away from me If you're contagious Ladies love me, girls adore me I mean even the ones who never saw me Like one, two, three, get loose now - It takes two - (CROWD CHEERING) It takes two, it takes two, it takes two - (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) - Hello, Lip Sync fam! What is up? Wow! Are you ready for a gold-medal worthy battle tonight? To get the games started, he's got trophies and a flow to back it up.
It's your host, LL Cool J! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) They call me Big L'y Big silly Big money Big Billy When I'm sliding in them all, can ya hear me? Hands up! Say, "Hell yeah!" - CROWD: Hell yeah! - LL: Say, "Hell yeah!" - CROWD: Hell yeah! - LL: Now scream! - (CROWD SCREAMING) - Go, Chrissy, work it out now! - Go, Chrissy, hang it out now! - Whoo! She's magic, she's dynamic! She's fantastic! She's Chrissy Teigen! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Baow, baow! - Whoo! - Let's get into it! Welcome to Lip Sync Battle! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) You know how we do it on LSB.
Great performances by some of your favorite stars, and it's all designed to give you a good time.
- Right? - (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Let's get this battle started! (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) He's a two-time Olympian, a three-time US National figure skating champion.
Make some noise for Johnny Weir! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) And she holds the record as the youngest person to ever win a world figure skating title.
She's also the youngest to ever bring home the gold as she did in the '98 Olympics in Nagano.
Give it up for Tara Lipinski! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) LL: Tara and Johnny, welcome to Lip Sync Battle.
- JOHNNY: Thank you! - We're excited to be here.
- A little nervous.
(LAUGHING) - We are terrified, everyone.
The talent in this room is incredible.
I'm so excited.
I've watched you guys for so long.
I'm so, so You guys look like beautiful Lip Sync angels.
(LAUGHS) Thank you.
We didn't plan this.
We do like to match though! - (CHEERING) - Alright, so Tara, you're gonna kick things off.
- I am.
- You know what I mean? Johnny, you can have a seat in the VIP.
Little chair.
Tara, come on over.
- (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) - What song are you gonna start off with? "All I Do is Win.
" - (CHRISSY LAUGHS) - (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) LL: Message! Ladies and gentlemen, all she wants to do is win, and here she is.
Tara Lipinski! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) DJ Khaled Hey, yeah All I do is win, win, win No matter what Got money on my mind I can never get enough And every time I step up in the building Everybody's hands go up - (CHEERS) - And they stay there And they say yeah - And they stay there - (VOCALIZING WITH SONG) 'Cause all I do is win, win, win And if you goin' in Put your hands in the air and make 'em stay there Ludacris goin' in on the verse 'Cause I never been defeated and I won't stop now Keep your hands up get 'em in the sky for the homies That didn't make it and the folks locked down I never went no where But they saying Luda's back Blame it on that Conjure The hood call it Luda-Yac And I'm on this foolish track, so I spit my foolish flow My hands go up and down like strippers booty's go Can't never count me out Y'all better count me in Got twenty bank accounts, accountants count me in Make millions every year, the south's champion 'Cause all I do, all I, all I, all I All I do is win, win, win, no matter what Got money on my mind, I can never get enough And every time I step up in the buildin' Everybody's hands go up (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) LL: And they stay there! And they stay there! - CHRISSY: You guys made it double! - LL: Wow.
That's awesome! You had such grace.
Like, it was just like you were skating again.
Like, even though you were, like, twerking, you're like an angel twerking.
Like, it was that graceful.
TARA: That is so nice! Thank you.
CHRISSY: It's like "And all your hands go up.
" Like it was gorgeous.
And they stay there.
Wait, would you have ever done that in a competition? - Would you have ever - TARA: I would have wanted to.
They just wouldn't have let me, and if I did, I probably would have lost.
Well, it would have been a 10 from me.
LL: So, Tara you busted out with the DJ Khaled.
Alright? You sending a little message here to Johnny? Like what is the feeling about that? I mean, Johnny.
- We share everything.
- We do.
So, this is half mine.
- It is.
- But, um, my little bird, she just got that booty rollin', didn't she, everybody? - I'm very proud.
- Aw, that's my boy! You rest over in the VIP.
Go have a seat for a second.
- Johnny? - Yes! What song are you gonna perform to respond to Tara? Now I needed to bring the drama.
- Okay.
- So a little Celine, "My Heart Will Go On.
" - (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) - Whoo! Attempting to turn Tara into the Titanic, here is Johnny Weir! Whoo! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) (Celine Dion My Heart Will Go On plays) (LAUGHING) Every night in my dreams I see you - I feel you - (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) That is how I know you Go on (CHEERING) Far across the distance And spaces between us - (LAUGHING) - You have come to show you Go on You're here There's nothing I fear And I know That my heart will Go on We'll stay Forever this way You are safe in my heart and My heart will go on And on (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) LL: Give it up, give it up, give it up! Give it up! I am emotional.
Do you have a Beyonce fan in your skirt? Or was that just the natural flow of your walk? I, um I brought it with me.
That is my natural flow.
- Okay.
- I had a little help though.
I wish I had a little bit more, you know, up top.
But I can blow that too.
That was gorgeous! JOHNNY: Thank you! You do a little salt water spray! So, Johnny, are you trying to pull the emotions out of the crowd? Performing a classic? I don't have to pull anything.
- (CHRISSY GASPS) - It just pure is! You know, and a major shout out to Celine Dion, who had to personally sign off on me doing this song today.
- Absolutely.
- So, Merci, Celine! - Merci, Merci! - (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) LL: Tara what did you think of Johnny? No, you can sit.
Come on out, come on out.
- Ah, you're here now.
- TARA: Oh my God! You were so good! - What did you think of Johnny's use of the water bottle? - It was so good! Everything was so magical.
I'm shaking from your performance.
- It was so good! - I was so afraid I was gonna cry.
- Thank you! - TARA: That was so good! I gotta tell you you put a lot of passion into that and a lot of energy.
Alright, Johnny, Tara, you guys can go chill in the VIP for a second.
- Alright! - Thank you! LL: So, we're just getting started, and so far Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir are making this competition icey.
I have a feeling Tara's performance is gonna heat us up though.
Stay right there! - It's LSB.
- It's LSB-B-B-B.
All I do is win, win, win no matter what Got money on my mind, I can never get enough Lip Sync Battle is back.
Tara Lipinski built her entire career off of doing the unexpected.
Now she's about to take on her biggest challenge yet: winning the LSB belt.
Let's see how she put it all together.
PHOTOGRAPHER: Beautiful! Love that! That's great! - JOHNNY: Hello! - Hi! (LAUGHS) We're not supposed to talk to each other.
- Oh, but I can't not.
- I know.
Johnny and I are so different in the way we prepare for events.
- Alright, well.
- Alright, I'll see ya.
- See ya in a minute.
- (JOHNNY LAUGHS) He won't think about much.
He'll just go out there and feel it.
Do you think we should do the lips first and then me and you can - I think so.
- Let's do that.
Whereas I prepare.
I practice.
I'm a perfectionist, I'm crazy.
And then when it gets to be time to actually go out there, I just let it all go and perform.
Being on the ice is a totally different atmosphere.
You're sort of this small little person in this big arena.
But at the same time, there's so many similarities.
Obviously timing, music.
But it is obviously way different than ice skating.
I'm much more comfortable on a quarter-inch blade.
WOMAN: Yeah! (LAUGHING) As much as I love Johnny, I really want to win.
How nervous are you, like, one to ten? You know, I'm at a seven.
So there's no way I'm not stepping on that stage, going for the win.
- I'm so nervous.
- (LAUGHING) You're sweating.
Oh my God.
Thank you.
You look gorgeous.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Uh huh, this my shh All the girls stomp your feet like this A few times I've been around that track So it's not just gonna happen like that 'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl I ain't no hollaback girl Oooh, this my shh, this my shh Oooh, this my shh, this my shh I heard that you were talking shh And you didn't think that I would hear it People hear you talkin' like that Gettin' everybody fired up So I'm gonna fight, gonna give it my all Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to you That's right, I'm the last one standing Another one bites the dust A few times I've been around that track So it's not just gonna happen like that 'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl I ain't no hollaback girl Oooh, this my shh, this my shh Ooh, this my shh - This my shh - Let me hear you say - (LAUGHING) - This shh is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S This shh is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S Again, this shh is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S This shh is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S A few times I've been around that track So it's not just gonna happen like that 'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl I ain't no hollaback girl Oooh, this my shh, this my shh Oooh, this my shh, this my shh (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) - CHRISSY: My Gwen! - LL: I can't hear you! - (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) - CHRISSY: Yes! Yes! You went from "not-Gwen" to Gwen.
Like, you, literally, like two seconds before this song, you were, like, you were Tara.
And then, all of a sudden, you were Gwen.
- It was amazing.
- (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) LL: So, Tara, what's it like being Gwen Stefani on stage at Lip Sync Battle in front of these fans? It's very different.
Skating is very different than singing or lip syncing.
LL: Well, you definitely you delivered.
- (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) - Alright.
So Johnny, do you think she represented Gwen Stefani well? - Out here? - JOHNNY: Oh, so well! I was full Harajuku lover.
I was full Harajuku girl while you were performing.
- CHRISSY: Oh my God.
- Good job, baby! - Thank you! - Oh, so good! LL: It's all love.
So, Tara, you can go on over to the VIP.
Johnny, you can hang out with Tara over in the VIP.
Tara just pulled out an amazing tribute to Gwen Stefani, and it was B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
If you can't spell, that's "bananas.
" Absolutely is, and the belt is up for grabs.
And when we return, Johnny Weir's got something to say.
This is Lip Sync Battle.
A few times I've been around that track So it's not just gonna happen like that LSB is back and Olympian, Johnny Weir has spent his entire life competing.
And now he goes against his best friend on LSB.
Will it be belt before besties? Let's take a look behind the scenes and find out.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) You can't really challenge a gay dude when it comes to lip syncing.
I'm excited.
We're excited for you! I'm not a gifted dancer.
- Um, I've got a little wiggle.
- Wait, what was that? Can you do that again? - I've got a little - (LAUGHTER) JOHNNY: I'm a terrible dancer (LAUGHS) without ice underneath me.
We're gonna put you on the couch.
- Okay.
- And then the boys are gonna be all over you if you're okay with that.
- No, I hate it.
- (LAUGHTER) Is there a place for sort-of a back-up donkey walk? Oh! In every number, there is a place for a back up walking donkey walk.
Absolutely! Slow-mo.
WOMAN: Yes! Make your way to the couch.
Yes! Slow-mo! (LAUGHING) Help me down, I couldn't see.
(LAUGHING) - What was that? - You bashed my prosthetic.
- This is Johnny Weir, LL Cool J.
- Hi, Johnny.
- Pleasure to meet you.
- Pleasure, pleasure.
Thanks for having me.
JOHNNY: I'm rocking a heel, and a fishnet, and bondage stuff.
And I'm excited about it because I get to release this inner sex kitten that I didn't even know I had until rehearsals.
Thank God we match.
I know, I mean, we always do, although, I'm in flats, and - And I'm very tall.
- you're much taller than me right now.
- Mommy loves you.
- (TARA GIGGLES) I'm not intimidated by Tara.
I mean, I see her naked probably more than her husband.
But I know how competitive she is, and I want to make all the queens out there proud.
So, I just really have to bring it.
I'm gonna piss myself.
Swear this is so scary.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) (Lady Gaga Paparazzi plays) We are the crowd We're rock glamorous Not sure what it means But this photo of us It don't have a price Ready for those flashing lights 'Cause you know that baby, I - I'm your biggest fan - (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) I'll follow you until you love me Papa, paparazzi Baby, there's no other superstar You know that I'll be Papa, paparazzi Promise I'll be kind But I won't stop until that boy is mine Baby, you'll be famous - Chase you down until you love me - (LAUGHING) Papa, paparazzi Real good We're dancing in the studio - Snap, snap to - (LAUGHING) That shh on the radio - Don't stop - (TARA LAUGHING) For anyone We're plastic, but we still have fun I'm your biggest fan I'll follow you until you love me Papa, paparazzi Baby, there's no other superstar You know that I'll be Papa, paparazzi (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) (CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING) Oh my God! Your booty! Your butt! The thigh slap! Can I get another thigh slap? JOHNNY: What happened? That was sexy.
That was raw.
Well, thank you, thank you.
I got to see all sorts of curves.
- Johnny hit her with the straight up 90 degree leg.
- CHRISSY: I know! The thigh slap got me.
I mean, Channing Tatum ruined it for all of us, did he not? So we have to I had to bring a little kick to it.
I love it, I love it.
Tara, was Johnny's performance medal worthy or what? - Uh, it was.
- JOHNNY: Thank you, Tara.
I love you and you were so good.
- This is for you.
Mommy did this for you.
- (TARA LAUGHING) - (LL LAUGHING) - So good.
LL: "Mommy did this for"? Well, we have this thing where I'm Mommy, and she's my daughter, Tara, and she's very ungrateful.
Oh! Sounds like a plan! - (LAUGHING) - Johnny, you can head on over to the VIP.
JOHNNY: Thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you.
LL: It's amazing.
The Olympians brought their A-game.
But when we come back, the moment we've all been waiting for.
Who gets that belt? It is truly a toss-up.
You know, I would demonstrate it, but this is this thing is gold here.
It's very heavy.
I can't do it.
This is Lip Sync Battle, baby.
Lip Sync Battle, no question about it.
Papa, paparazzi I'll follow you until (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle! - Whoo! - Now tonight is all about digging deep and competing at the highest level.
So who better to have with us than two Olympic champs? Tara Lipinski, Johnny Weir.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) - Alright.
Chrissy? - CHRISSY: Yes? - Let's do it.
- Let's do it.
Is the Lip Sync Battle champ Tara Lipinski? (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Or is the LSB champion Johnny Weir? (WILD CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) And the winner of Lip Sync Battle tonight is Johnny Weir! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Get in get in here with me.
Tara, get in here with me.
LL: So, Johnny, you've got the belt.
What does it feel like to be the LSB champ? It's very heavy, uh, this belt.
Oh, guys, it was the most fun.
Tara and I were both so nervous before we came out, and performing for you was amazing.
We had the best time, and we want to do it again! - (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) - Absolutely, we want y'all to come back.
Now, look.
Tara, she was game.
- She was.
- You know, you guys are legit friends.
No question about it.
So, what did you think? What do you feel about her performance and what she did? I was so proud.
She was so ferocious and diva.
She didn't stop singing.
She didn't stop that little butt from wiggling.
She made Mommy proud today.
(LL LAUGHING) Made Mommy proud.
So, Tara, did you enjoy your LSB experience? Oh my goodness.
It was so much fun.
It was crazy and it was so much fun performing for everyone.
And doing it with Johnny! - (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) - LL: Absolutely.
So once again, a big thanks to Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir for being a part of our Lip Sync crew tonight.
One love from me, LL Cool J, and my partner in crime, Chrissy Teigen.
And remember, whatever you do in life, "Knock 'em out the box, L! Knock 'em out, L!" I'm your biggest fan I'll follow you until you love me Papa, paparazzi Baby, there's no other superstar You know that I'll be Papa, paparazzi Promise I'll be kind But I won't stop until that boy is mine LL: Hands in the air! Hands in the air!
It's your host, LL Cool J! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) They call me Big L'y Big silly Big money Big Billy When I'm sliding in them all, can ya hear me? Hands up! Say, "Hell yeah!" - CROWD: Hell yeah! - LL: Say, "Hell yeah!" - CROWD: Hell yeah! - LL: Now scream! - (CROWD SCREAMING) - Go, Chrissy, work it out now! - Go, Chrissy, hang it out now! - Whoo! She's magic, she's dynamic! She's fantastic! She's Chrissy Teigen! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Baow, baow! - Whoo! - Let's get into it! Welcome to Lip Sync Battle! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) You know how we do it on LSB.
Great performances by some of your favorite stars, and it's all designed to give you a good time.
- Right? - (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Let's get this battle started! (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) He's a two-time Olympian, a three-time US National figure skating champion.
Make some noise for Johnny Weir! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) And she holds the record as the youngest person to ever win a world figure skating title.
She's also the youngest to ever bring home the gold as she did in the '98 Olympics in Nagano.
Give it up for Tara Lipinski! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) LL: Tara and Johnny, welcome to Lip Sync Battle.
- JOHNNY: Thank you! - We're excited to be here.
- A little nervous.
(LAUGHING) - We are terrified, everyone.
The talent in this room is incredible.
I'm so excited.
I've watched you guys for so long.
I'm so, so You guys look like beautiful Lip Sync angels.
(LAUGHS) Thank you.
We didn't plan this.
We do like to match though! - (CHEERING) - Alright, so Tara, you're gonna kick things off.
- I am.
- You know what I mean? Johnny, you can have a seat in the VIP.
Little chair.
Tara, come on over.
- (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) - What song are you gonna start off with? "All I Do is Win.
" - (CHRISSY LAUGHS) - (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) LL: Message! Ladies and gentlemen, all she wants to do is win, and here she is.
Tara Lipinski! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) DJ Khaled Hey, yeah All I do is win, win, win No matter what Got money on my mind I can never get enough And every time I step up in the building Everybody's hands go up - (CHEERS) - And they stay there And they say yeah - And they stay there - (VOCALIZING WITH SONG) 'Cause all I do is win, win, win And if you goin' in Put your hands in the air and make 'em stay there Ludacris goin' in on the verse 'Cause I never been defeated and I won't stop now Keep your hands up get 'em in the sky for the homies That didn't make it and the folks locked down I never went no where But they saying Luda's back Blame it on that Conjure The hood call it Luda-Yac And I'm on this foolish track, so I spit my foolish flow My hands go up and down like strippers booty's go Can't never count me out Y'all better count me in Got twenty bank accounts, accountants count me in Make millions every year, the south's champion 'Cause all I do, all I, all I, all I All I do is win, win, win, no matter what Got money on my mind, I can never get enough And every time I step up in the buildin' Everybody's hands go up (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) LL: And they stay there! And they stay there! - CHRISSY: You guys made it double! - LL: Wow.
That's awesome! You had such grace.
Like, it was just like you were skating again.
Like, even though you were, like, twerking, you're like an angel twerking.
Like, it was that graceful.
TARA: That is so nice! Thank you.
CHRISSY: It's like "And all your hands go up.
" Like it was gorgeous.
And they stay there.
Wait, would you have ever done that in a competition? - Would you have ever - TARA: I would have wanted to.
They just wouldn't have let me, and if I did, I probably would have lost.
Well, it would have been a 10 from me.
LL: So, Tara you busted out with the DJ Khaled.
Alright? You sending a little message here to Johnny? Like what is the feeling about that? I mean, Johnny.
- We share everything.
- We do.
So, this is half mine.
- It is.
- But, um, my little bird, she just got that booty rollin', didn't she, everybody? - I'm very proud.
- Aw, that's my boy! You rest over in the VIP.
Go have a seat for a second.
- Johnny? - Yes! What song are you gonna perform to respond to Tara? Now I needed to bring the drama.
- Okay.
- So a little Celine, "My Heart Will Go On.
" - (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) - Whoo! Attempting to turn Tara into the Titanic, here is Johnny Weir! Whoo! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) (Celine Dion My Heart Will Go On plays) (LAUGHING) Every night in my dreams I see you - I feel you - (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) That is how I know you Go on (CHEERING) Far across the distance And spaces between us - (LAUGHING) - You have come to show you Go on You're here There's nothing I fear And I know That my heart will Go on We'll stay Forever this way You are safe in my heart and My heart will go on And on (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) LL: Give it up, give it up, give it up! Give it up! I am emotional.
Do you have a Beyonce fan in your skirt? Or was that just the natural flow of your walk? I, um I brought it with me.
That is my natural flow.
- Okay.
- I had a little help though.
I wish I had a little bit more, you know, up top.
But I can blow that too.
That was gorgeous! JOHNNY: Thank you! You do a little salt water spray! So, Johnny, are you trying to pull the emotions out of the crowd? Performing a classic? I don't have to pull anything.
- (CHRISSY GASPS) - It just pure is! You know, and a major shout out to Celine Dion, who had to personally sign off on me doing this song today.
- Absolutely.
- So, Merci, Celine! - Merci, Merci! - (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) LL: Tara what did you think of Johnny? No, you can sit.
Come on out, come on out.
- Ah, you're here now.
- TARA: Oh my God! You were so good! - What did you think of Johnny's use of the water bottle? - It was so good! Everything was so magical.
I'm shaking from your performance.
- It was so good! - I was so afraid I was gonna cry.
- Thank you! - TARA: That was so good! I gotta tell you you put a lot of passion into that and a lot of energy.
Alright, Johnny, Tara, you guys can go chill in the VIP for a second.
- Alright! - Thank you! LL: So, we're just getting started, and so far Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir are making this competition icey.
I have a feeling Tara's performance is gonna heat us up though.
Stay right there! - It's LSB.
- It's LSB-B-B-B.
All I do is win, win, win no matter what Got money on my mind, I can never get enough Lip Sync Battle is back.
Tara Lipinski built her entire career off of doing the unexpected.
Now she's about to take on her biggest challenge yet: winning the LSB belt.
Let's see how she put it all together.
PHOTOGRAPHER: Beautiful! Love that! That's great! - JOHNNY: Hello! - Hi! (LAUGHS) We're not supposed to talk to each other.
- Oh, but I can't not.
- I know.
Johnny and I are so different in the way we prepare for events.
- Alright, well.
- Alright, I'll see ya.
- See ya in a minute.
- (JOHNNY LAUGHS) He won't think about much.
He'll just go out there and feel it.
Do you think we should do the lips first and then me and you can - I think so.
- Let's do that.
Whereas I prepare.
I practice.
I'm a perfectionist, I'm crazy.
And then when it gets to be time to actually go out there, I just let it all go and perform.
Being on the ice is a totally different atmosphere.
You're sort of this small little person in this big arena.
But at the same time, there's so many similarities.
Obviously timing, music.
But it is obviously way different than ice skating.
I'm much more comfortable on a quarter-inch blade.
WOMAN: Yeah! (LAUGHING) As much as I love Johnny, I really want to win.
How nervous are you, like, one to ten? You know, I'm at a seven.
So there's no way I'm not stepping on that stage, going for the win.
- I'm so nervous.
- (LAUGHING) You're sweating.
Oh my God.
Thank you.
You look gorgeous.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Uh huh, this my shh All the girls stomp your feet like this A few times I've been around that track So it's not just gonna happen like that 'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl I ain't no hollaback girl Oooh, this my shh, this my shh Oooh, this my shh, this my shh I heard that you were talking shh And you didn't think that I would hear it People hear you talkin' like that Gettin' everybody fired up So I'm gonna fight, gonna give it my all Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to you That's right, I'm the last one standing Another one bites the dust A few times I've been around that track So it's not just gonna happen like that 'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl I ain't no hollaback girl Oooh, this my shh, this my shh Ooh, this my shh - This my shh - Let me hear you say - (LAUGHING) - This shh is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S This shh is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S Again, this shh is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S This shh is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S A few times I've been around that track So it's not just gonna happen like that 'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl I ain't no hollaback girl Oooh, this my shh, this my shh Oooh, this my shh, this my shh (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) - CHRISSY: My Gwen! - LL: I can't hear you! - (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) - CHRISSY: Yes! Yes! You went from "not-Gwen" to Gwen.
Like, you, literally, like two seconds before this song, you were, like, you were Tara.
And then, all of a sudden, you were Gwen.
- It was amazing.
- (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) LL: So, Tara, what's it like being Gwen Stefani on stage at Lip Sync Battle in front of these fans? It's very different.
Skating is very different than singing or lip syncing.
LL: Well, you definitely you delivered.
- (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) - Alright.
So Johnny, do you think she represented Gwen Stefani well? - Out here? - JOHNNY: Oh, so well! I was full Harajuku lover.
I was full Harajuku girl while you were performing.
- CHRISSY: Oh my God.
- Good job, baby! - Thank you! - Oh, so good! LL: It's all love.
So, Tara, you can go on over to the VIP.
Johnny, you can hang out with Tara over in the VIP.
Tara just pulled out an amazing tribute to Gwen Stefani, and it was B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
If you can't spell, that's "bananas.
" Absolutely is, and the belt is up for grabs.
And when we return, Johnny Weir's got something to say.
This is Lip Sync Battle.
A few times I've been around that track So it's not just gonna happen like that LSB is back and Olympian, Johnny Weir has spent his entire life competing.
And now he goes against his best friend on LSB.
Will it be belt before besties? Let's take a look behind the scenes and find out.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) You can't really challenge a gay dude when it comes to lip syncing.
I'm excited.
We're excited for you! I'm not a gifted dancer.
- Um, I've got a little wiggle.
- Wait, what was that? Can you do that again? - I've got a little - (LAUGHTER) JOHNNY: I'm a terrible dancer (LAUGHS) without ice underneath me.
We're gonna put you on the couch.
- Okay.
- And then the boys are gonna be all over you if you're okay with that.
- No, I hate it.
- (LAUGHTER) Is there a place for sort-of a back-up donkey walk? Oh! In every number, there is a place for a back up walking donkey walk.
Absolutely! Slow-mo.
WOMAN: Yes! Make your way to the couch.
Yes! Slow-mo! (LAUGHING) Help me down, I couldn't see.
(LAUGHING) - What was that? - You bashed my prosthetic.
- This is Johnny Weir, LL Cool J.
- Hi, Johnny.
- Pleasure to meet you.
- Pleasure, pleasure.
Thanks for having me.
JOHNNY: I'm rocking a heel, and a fishnet, and bondage stuff.
And I'm excited about it because I get to release this inner sex kitten that I didn't even know I had until rehearsals.
Thank God we match.
I know, I mean, we always do, although, I'm in flats, and - And I'm very tall.
- you're much taller than me right now.
- Mommy loves you.
- (TARA GIGGLES) I'm not intimidated by Tara.
I mean, I see her naked probably more than her husband.
But I know how competitive she is, and I want to make all the queens out there proud.
So, I just really have to bring it.
I'm gonna piss myself.
Swear this is so scary.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) (Lady Gaga Paparazzi plays) We are the crowd We're rock glamorous Not sure what it means But this photo of us It don't have a price Ready for those flashing lights 'Cause you know that baby, I - I'm your biggest fan - (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) I'll follow you until you love me Papa, paparazzi Baby, there's no other superstar You know that I'll be Papa, paparazzi Promise I'll be kind But I won't stop until that boy is mine Baby, you'll be famous - Chase you down until you love me - (LAUGHING) Papa, paparazzi Real good We're dancing in the studio - Snap, snap to - (LAUGHING) That shh on the radio - Don't stop - (TARA LAUGHING) For anyone We're plastic, but we still have fun I'm your biggest fan I'll follow you until you love me Papa, paparazzi Baby, there's no other superstar You know that I'll be Papa, paparazzi (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) (CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING) Oh my God! Your booty! Your butt! The thigh slap! Can I get another thigh slap? JOHNNY: What happened? That was sexy.
That was raw.
Well, thank you, thank you.
I got to see all sorts of curves.
- Johnny hit her with the straight up 90 degree leg.
- CHRISSY: I know! The thigh slap got me.
I mean, Channing Tatum ruined it for all of us, did he not? So we have to I had to bring a little kick to it.
I love it, I love it.
Tara, was Johnny's performance medal worthy or what? - Uh, it was.
- JOHNNY: Thank you, Tara.
I love you and you were so good.
- This is for you.
Mommy did this for you.
- (TARA LAUGHING) - (LL LAUGHING) - So good.
LL: "Mommy did this for"? Well, we have this thing where I'm Mommy, and she's my daughter, Tara, and she's very ungrateful.
Oh! Sounds like a plan! - (LAUGHING) - Johnny, you can head on over to the VIP.
JOHNNY: Thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you.
LL: It's amazing.
The Olympians brought their A-game.
But when we come back, the moment we've all been waiting for.
Who gets that belt? It is truly a toss-up.
You know, I would demonstrate it, but this is this thing is gold here.
It's very heavy.
I can't do it.
This is Lip Sync Battle, baby.
Lip Sync Battle, no question about it.
Papa, paparazzi I'll follow you until (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle! - Whoo! - Now tonight is all about digging deep and competing at the highest level.
So who better to have with us than two Olympic champs? Tara Lipinski, Johnny Weir.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) - Alright.
Chrissy? - CHRISSY: Yes? - Let's do it.
- Let's do it.
Is the Lip Sync Battle champ Tara Lipinski? (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Or is the LSB champion Johnny Weir? (WILD CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) And the winner of Lip Sync Battle tonight is Johnny Weir! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Get in get in here with me.
Tara, get in here with me.
LL: So, Johnny, you've got the belt.
What does it feel like to be the LSB champ? It's very heavy, uh, this belt.
Oh, guys, it was the most fun.
Tara and I were both so nervous before we came out, and performing for you was amazing.
We had the best time, and we want to do it again! - (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) - Absolutely, we want y'all to come back.
Now, look.
Tara, she was game.
- She was.
- You know, you guys are legit friends.
No question about it.
So, what did you think? What do you feel about her performance and what she did? I was so proud.
She was so ferocious and diva.
She didn't stop singing.
She didn't stop that little butt from wiggling.
She made Mommy proud today.
(LL LAUGHING) Made Mommy proud.
So, Tara, did you enjoy your LSB experience? Oh my goodness.
It was so much fun.
It was crazy and it was so much fun performing for everyone.
And doing it with Johnny! - (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) - LL: Absolutely.
So once again, a big thanks to Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir for being a part of our Lip Sync crew tonight.
One love from me, LL Cool J, and my partner in crime, Chrissy Teigen.
And remember, whatever you do in life, "Knock 'em out the box, L! Knock 'em out, L!" I'm your biggest fan I'll follow you until you love me Papa, paparazzi Baby, there's no other superstar You know that I'll be Papa, paparazzi Promise I'll be kind But I won't stop until that boy is mine LL: Hands in the air! Hands in the air!