Stargate SG-1 s04e03 Episode Script
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- Dr Jackson.
Colonel.
|- General.
The message I got was pretty vague.
So was the transmission from the Tok'ra.
- Did they say who was coming?|- No.
- Did they say why?|- No, sir.
Now, see That's rude.
I hate that.
(PA) Receiving Tok'ra IDC.
|Opening the iris.
In fact, the Tok'ra|are starting to annoy me in general.
- Sir?|- Don't get me wrong.
Your dad's great.
But whenever they show up,|there's all kinds of Yep, that looks like trouble to me.
(distorted) The High Council of the Tok'ra|sends its greetings.
Welcome.
I'm General Hammond.
|Colonel O'Neill.
Dr Jackson.
Major Carter and Teal'c.
This is Marnon.
You may call me Anise.
- Anise?|- It means "noble strength".
I'm I'm Daniel.
It means, uh .
.
"God is my judge".
I'm Jack.
It means What's in the box? These armbands were recently found|among ancient ruins on a remote planet.
(Jackson) I don't recognise|the symbols.
May l? The language belongs|to a race called the Ataniks.
Their existence and demise|predates the Goa'uld.
Ataniks.
I think Jolinar knew about these.
They give the wearer|incredible speed and strength? Yes.
Many thought it was just a myth.
Still, the Goa'uld and the Tok'ra have|sought these devices for some time.
- Obviously not a myth.
|- The Tok'ra were very excited by my find.
- You found them?|- My area of expertise is ancient cultures.
- Oh, mine, too.
|- Yes, I know.
We hoped the devices would give us|a great new physical advantage - .
.
in the fight against the Goa'uld.
|- However They don't work for you.
Our top scientists have researched|the technology at length.
To the best of our knowledge,|the devices should work.
However, something causes them|to reject the Tok'ra physiology.
- Your symbiote.
|- That is a likely assumption.
Then the device will be ineffective on me.
Yes.
Which is why I brought only three.
Uh, I still have|a protein marker left by Jolinar.
Hopefully, that will have no effect.
"Incredible speed and strength.
" According to the inscriptions, they should|greatly increase all your natural abilities.
That's kinda cool.
In the interests of the Tok'ra-human|alliance, I expected you to cooperate.
Couldn't we take some time|to learn more about these things? Perhaps Major Carter and Dr Jackson I had hoped to begin|human trial experiments immediately.
- What's the rush?|- If you are not willing to participate, .
.
l will find human subjects|on another planet.
Fine.
(undistorted) Please forgive the scientist|in Anise.
She has worked hard for this.
I assure you, every|safety precaution will be taken.
(distorted) What is your answer? This is a Tok'ra bio-sensor.
It will monitor every aspect|of your physiological condition.
Whoa.
It will transmit readings to this device|for the duration of the experiment.
OK.
- Ready?|- As I'll ever be.
- What's that mean?|- The device is working.
I don't feel like|Ieaping any tall buildings.
It may take time for the device|to adjust to your body.
We believe it was designed to gradually|allow you to adapt to your new abilities.
In the meantime, feel free to interact with|your environment as you normally would.
The bio-sensor will transmit readings|over significant distance.
OK.
- You feel no effects from the armband?|- No.
I'm starting to think this is a crock.
Come on, Teal'c, bring it.
|You're goin' easy.
I am attempting to make physical contact,|but you are boxing with great proficiency.
Really? I feel a little stiff.
Teal'c? - Are you feeling better?|- I will be fine, Dr Fraiser.
Teal'c I'm really sorry.
You are not.
He's right about that.
Please squeeze this.
- What is it?|- It will measure your strength.
(creaking) Your strength is five times|that of a normal human.
So no increase, then, huh? - Physiology remains otherwise normal.
|- Well, l I feel good.
Three.
And, uh you seem|to have developed a sweet tooth.
Your metabolism is increasing to match|the energy your body now requires.
You were going to show me|how to read this thing.
I will.
First it is time to increase|the number of subjects in the experiment.
I don't really feel any different.
Just wait.
- Hey.
|- Hey.
Notice anything yet? You're eating a lot.
Hm.
Give it time.
Did you just read that? I guess.
Don't suppose there's another book|that explains this book.
What reason did Hobbes give|for the fall of the civilisation? - Failing agricultural infrastructure.
|- That's unbelievable.
Hey, it's his theory.
Want me to read to you? - Sam?|- Yeah? - What are you doing?|- Running tests on the armband material.
Ah.
It's a little dark, don't you think? Is it? Ow.
It's bright.
Yeah.
The lights were out.
I came in.
I didn't even realise.
Well, it looks normal to me.
I could see in the dark|as well as if the light was on.
- You're running a slight temperature.
|- Anise is monitoring our vitals.
Yes, I know.
You don't trust her bio-sensors? No, I'm sure her technology|is very advanced and very accurate.
So you don't trust her.
I'd like to run a full blood screen.
(treadmill stops) Very good.
I'm not even sweatin'.
In fact,|I think that thing's slowin' me down.
Squeeze this.
Sorry.
It's the most unbelievable|incredible thing I've ever experienced.
I've checked the symbols on the armband|against every written language in an hour.
- What did you find?|- Nothing, but You see, the point is, .
.
l can read really fast.
Here are my notes on the Ataniks.
|I thought you might be interested.
You write in a notebook? My host Freya enjoys|the tactile sensation of handwriting.
The inscription says "With great power|comes great responsibility.
" "And the ability|to effect great consequences.
" You don't speculate on|why the Atanik became extinct.
No.
My primary concern until now|was finding the armbands .
.
and then determining how they worked.
(squeaking) (squeaking stops) What does that mean? (as Anise) I believe all the armbands have|now reached their maximum potential.
Anise? Can I see you for a moment? They all have raised body temperatures.
- They're in no danger.
|- I disagree.
Their symptoms are indicative of a virus.
You are correct.
My bio-data indicates the|armband put a virus into their systems.
Doesn't that concern you? It must be how the technology|accesses the human physiology.
It took a different amount of time in each|individual, due to their unique reactions.
That's speculation.
Major Carter's blood|had a dangerous amount of adrenaline.
I object to interference in my experiment.
I object to being kept in the dark about|people whose health I am responsible for.
Are you suggesting|I would risk their health? We're seeing very interesting results.
|You want to discontinue the experiment? Until we know more about|the physical effects of this virus, yes.
I say we remove the armbands|and run more tests .
.
to ensure these changes|aren't permanent or damaging.
- General|- No, I'm sorry.
One thing I've learned in my time here is .
.
there's nothing wrong with prudence|when dealing with alien devices.
Based on Dr Fraiser's recommendation,|I'm stopping the experiment temporarily.
- What?|- Why? We'd like to find out exactly|what these things are doing to you.
- General|- I'd rather not do that, sir.
The armbands may have a narcotic effect.
|Wearing them may become addictive.
It's just one of the things|I'd like to rule out.
- Please, take the armbands off.
|- But Are you refusing|to comply with a direct order? Uh a little problem here, sir.
- Colonel?|- Having a hard time complying.
We have tried everything short of|surgically removing their arms.
We'll hold that option in reserve.
(as Freya) You must admit|the positive effect is astonishing.
As long as there's no downside.
- (as Anise) There is no evidence of that.
|- Yet.
Find a way to get those armbands|off my people.
(O'Neill) Teal'c,|how much do I have on here? It appears to be|approximately 600 pounds.
Really? Not bad.
Are you not concerned that|the armband cannot be removed? Nope.
This thing's great.
We will not resume our duties as SG-1|as long as this experiment continues.
Yeah, well I'm gonna have to have|a little chat with Hammond about that.
We should be usin' these things.
- Hey!|- Hey.
- What are you working on?|- A book on wormhole physics.
But this computer isn't fast enough.
When the buffer's full,|I have to wait for it to catch up.
You know, we really could use your help.
You just don't get it, Janet.
|I don't wanna take it off.
OK.
I realise|they're making you feel really good Look! I have written a 1 ,000-page book|in under two hours.
I've been dying to do this|but I haven't had the time.
- Sam|- Janet (very fast typing) - Absolutely not.
|- Come on, General! - Why'd we put these things on?|- We still don't know the long-term effects.
We shouldn't be wastin' this stuff.
We|oughta be out kickin' some Goa'uld butt! Look at this! Sorry about that, General.
Colonel, I'm concerned that you aren't|in full control of your new abilities.
Well, you may be right.
|It's just so damn exciting, sir! - I'm sure it is.
|- And, even if we're not in total control, .
.
shouldn't we be out there doin'|the damage, instead of in your office? I'm concerned|for your wellbeing, Colonel.
And I appreciate it.
And you're the boss.
|Whatever you say goes.
I just want you to know that|we're here for you, ready to go! Just Just say the word.
Thank you.
Seriously.
Say it.
Say the word.
- Dismissed.
|- We can be ready in three seconds.
- Colonel|- Two.
Heck, we're ready! Jack, please! Just|get the hell outta my office.
Yes, sir.
- Hey, Siler.
|- Aaargh! (crash) - Aw, crap.
|- (Silermoans) This is ridiculous.
It was an accident.
Siler has a broken arm and a concussion.
He'll pull through.
I sent flowers.
You have to admit it's a little scary.
|I feel like I could do anything.
All I know is I'm gonna starve to death.
I don't know about you guys, but|I'm having some serious protein cravings.
- Steak.
|- I could go for that.
Big, red, juicy meat.
- O'Malley's, in town.
|- Let's go.
Let's eat.
- How high do you think that fence was?|- 20, 25 feet? I'd say more like 30.
What can I get you? Um Three of the biggest steaks you've got,|with everything.
Rare.
Baked potato.
You got it.
Excuse me.
That was for me.
- (Jackson) Yeah, I'll have three as well.
|- Four? - Four.
Four is good.
|- Me, too.
And French fries with mine.
Oh, and a diet soda.
I like the taste better.
So has it occurred to anyone|that we're defying a direct order? - It's not like we haven't done it before.
|- But that was to save Earth.
Earth Steaks There's a difference? We'll be back before|anyone knows we're gone.
- How the hell did you do that?|- Wanna go double or nothin'? - No, I think I'll cut my losses.
|- Smart move.
What are you laughin' at, you geek? Geek? - Excuse me?|- Let it go.
No.
Not this time.
Yeah? What are you gonna do? (sighs) Well, .
.
this is a cliche.
OK.
(prolonged crashing and moaning) Right.
OK.
I thought the devices would enhance|them physically, not make them stupid.
You'd have to ask Anise about that, sir.
But their erratic behaviour could be|caused by the increase in hormone levels.
It's almost a sort of intoxication.
My concern is: how do we contain them|if they're that strong and fast? The concern is greater than that, sir.
Blood tests show early indication|of multiple organ failure.
The human body wasn't meant|to be put through this.
So they'll die if we don't|get these things off them? I believe the key is the virus.
|The armband's used as an intermediary.
There's no magic pill to combat a virus,|but there are treatments we could try.
But that's no guarantee.
- No, sir.
|- (footsteps) Thank you, Doctor.
Can you explain why witnesses put you|people at a restaurant in town last night? - Sir, I can't tell you how|- Sir, I can explain that.
No, I can't.
We were very hungry, sir.
- The report says there was a brawl.
|- More of a scuffle, sir.
- You're lucky you didn't kill those men.
|- Now, we were very careful about that.
What am I supposed to do|with you people? General, I can't tell you how sorry we are.
But Carter wanted a steak - Actually, it was your idea, sir.
|- My point is, General, .
.
that we were defying orders didn't occur|to us until we were actually defying.
It's like the armbands are having an effect|on our ability to make rational choices.
General Hammond, I have a message|from the Tok'ra High Council.
- What?|- I reported on the experiment .
.
and they have made a suggestion.
- Regarding?|- The High Council proposes .
.
putting SG-1's new skills|to practical use.
Yesss Sir.
- What are they suggesting?|- We just received news .
.
of a new class of battleship|that Apophis is building.
Just received? Our internal attempt at sabotage|has already failed.
However, based on our intelligence,|a covert team could You've known all along.
- Excuse me?|- This was the point, wasn't it? (as Freya) General, I assure you I've been at this a long time and I know|damn well when I'm being manipulated.
I realise how this must look.
- But in the interests of our alliance|- Don't give me that load of bunk.
Right now, I don't think the Tok'ra|have my people's best interest in mind.
General, believe this: if Apophis|is allowed to complete this battleship, .
.
it will assure his dominance|over the Goa'uld, your planet .
.
and the rest of this galaxy.
(as Anise) The High Council|will be disappointed.
I have downloaded all we know|about the battleship into your computer.
Hopefully, you will review it|and reconsider.
- General, if I may|- No, you may not.
Take them back to the lockup.
For what it's worth,|I'm ordering you to cooperate.
Dismissed.
Let's have a look.
So you think we have a problem here? This new vessel has many advancements|over previous Goa'uld mother ships.
- We must stop its completion.
|- I can't send SG-1 on such a mission, .
.
knowing their judgment is impaired.
I will go alone, then.
According to the Tok'ra intelligence,|the gate on that planet is heavily guarded.
I doubt even you could make it through.
- Apophis must not complete this vessel.
|- Let's say I agree, Teal'c.
Prove to me it isn't a suicide mission.
The gate will be heavily guarded,|but we can handle it.
Wormhole physics dictate that you exit|at the same velocity that you enter.
- They won't know what hit 'em.
|- The facility will be more of a challenge.
Can't we just zip in, plant C4 and zip out? No.
The ship's power core is sealed in|trinium.
That's what we have to take out.
Hang on.
The power core is linked to a|liquid cooling system based in the facility.
- These pipes lead into it.
|- So we zip in, blow the pipes and zip out.
The core will overheat and explode.
The problem is, force shields|are protecting this restricted area.
So? So I see your point.
Goa'uld force shields operate|by frequency oscillation.
If we were moving fast enough, .
.
we should see the oscillation interval|and run right through.
We'll need snacks.
(moans) (alarm) Let's go.
(buzzer) O'Neill! Not this time, Teal'c.
- Gate's open, sir.
|- Shut her down.
Get the blast doors open.
I can't, sir.
I'm locked out of the system.
Medical team to the Control Room.
Onak, kree! Argh! It takes two guys to carry that? Weapons-grade naqahdah|is extremely dense.
D'you know how many naqahdah reactors|a single bar like that could power? - No.
|- A lot! I'll get it.
Meet you back here.
- Wow.
Sir, is it hot?|- A little bit.
- You all right?|- Fine.
The force shields should be|somewhere around here.
It's up.
Whoa.
- Five minutes.
|- Right.
After the cooling system stops, it takes 10|minutes for the power core to go critical.
Gives us 15 minutes|to get back to the gate.
Whatever.
(Carter) Did you get the naqahdah? (breathlessly) It's in the pack.
Good.
Let's go.
Actually, it's, uh it's getting kinda heavy.
(thud) Daniel? - What's going on?|- I can't move.
The armbands are going to|come off on their own? Data transmitted from their bio-sensors|before they went through the Stargate .
.
indicate traces of an antibody.
To the virus that allowed the devices|to enhance their speed and strength.
We've solved the mystery|of the Ataniks' extinction.
- How so?|- The armbands work for a limited time.
Once the immunity spread among Atanik|warriors, the armbands would be useless.
- I guess they never solved the problem.
|- Which means SG-1 is likely on a planet .
.
full of armed Jaffa with an advantage|that could disappear at any time? Yes, sir.
General, for what it's worth,|Anise and I are sorry.
We were not aware of the mission|prior to our arrival here.
(as Anise) I do hope SG-1 returns safely.
Hak! Kree! All right.
You got us.
Don't "kree".
It seems my assistance|was required after all.
Yes.
Thank you.
- What happened?|- You passed out.
Your armband came off.
We gotta move.
Teal'c, get Daniel|back through the gate.
Carter, with me.
(siren) (Carter moans) Carter? Where are they? They should have been right behind us.
Continue on, Daniel Jackson.
Sir? Colonel? (groans) Should've brought more snacks.
I don't think that would've helped.
Sir, you've gotta get outta here.
So do you.
I am not leaving, Daniel Jackson.
Well, I'm not suggesting we should.
- There is no way in there to help them.
|- No.
Ten minutes after that C4 goes,|this whole mountain is gonna explode.
I am aware of that.
So the fact that we're staying is based|on a completely informed decision.
It is.
Yeah.
Just making sure.
Sir Sir, there's no time.
(movement ofarmour) (siren) Here goes.
(explosion) - Did you see that?|- Let's go! Carter, forget that! Leave it! The shield is down.
Come on, let's go! Move! Move! Move! - I told you guys to get back to that gate!|- Yeah.
Teal'c wouldn't leave.
Less than a minute! Down! (alarm) Just remember, I retired.
|You wanted me back.
- (Hammond) Colonel, are you all OK?|- I think so.
- We will be.
|- I am very well, General Hammond.
What happened? The damn armbands fell off|is what happened.
I am sorry.
- Did you destroy the ship?|- Indeed we did, General Hammond.
Good.
Report to the infirmary.
Uh, General Sir? About the obviously impending|court martials You were under the influence of an alien|technology.
That's a pretty solid defence.
Even so, I'm - I'm sorry.
|- Me, too.
Me three.
I have no need to apologise.
Teal'c was actually following orders.
Of course he was.
You left the armbands behind.
- We had other things on our mind.
|- Understandable.
Colonel? Anise and I both hope we can|work together again in the future.
Both of you? Can't wait for that.
Colonel.
|- General.
The message I got was pretty vague.
So was the transmission from the Tok'ra.
- Did they say who was coming?|- No.
- Did they say why?|- No, sir.
Now, see That's rude.
I hate that.
(PA) Receiving Tok'ra IDC.
|Opening the iris.
In fact, the Tok'ra|are starting to annoy me in general.
- Sir?|- Don't get me wrong.
Your dad's great.
But whenever they show up,|there's all kinds of Yep, that looks like trouble to me.
(distorted) The High Council of the Tok'ra|sends its greetings.
Welcome.
I'm General Hammond.
|Colonel O'Neill.
Dr Jackson.
Major Carter and Teal'c.
This is Marnon.
You may call me Anise.
- Anise?|- It means "noble strength".
I'm I'm Daniel.
It means, uh .
.
"God is my judge".
I'm Jack.
It means What's in the box? These armbands were recently found|among ancient ruins on a remote planet.
(Jackson) I don't recognise|the symbols.
May l? The language belongs|to a race called the Ataniks.
Their existence and demise|predates the Goa'uld.
Ataniks.
I think Jolinar knew about these.
They give the wearer|incredible speed and strength? Yes.
Many thought it was just a myth.
Still, the Goa'uld and the Tok'ra have|sought these devices for some time.
- Obviously not a myth.
|- The Tok'ra were very excited by my find.
- You found them?|- My area of expertise is ancient cultures.
- Oh, mine, too.
|- Yes, I know.
We hoped the devices would give us|a great new physical advantage - .
.
in the fight against the Goa'uld.
|- However They don't work for you.
Our top scientists have researched|the technology at length.
To the best of our knowledge,|the devices should work.
However, something causes them|to reject the Tok'ra physiology.
- Your symbiote.
|- That is a likely assumption.
Then the device will be ineffective on me.
Yes.
Which is why I brought only three.
Uh, I still have|a protein marker left by Jolinar.
Hopefully, that will have no effect.
"Incredible speed and strength.
" According to the inscriptions, they should|greatly increase all your natural abilities.
That's kinda cool.
In the interests of the Tok'ra-human|alliance, I expected you to cooperate.
Couldn't we take some time|to learn more about these things? Perhaps Major Carter and Dr Jackson I had hoped to begin|human trial experiments immediately.
- What's the rush?|- If you are not willing to participate, .
.
l will find human subjects|on another planet.
Fine.
(undistorted) Please forgive the scientist|in Anise.
She has worked hard for this.
I assure you, every|safety precaution will be taken.
(distorted) What is your answer? This is a Tok'ra bio-sensor.
It will monitor every aspect|of your physiological condition.
Whoa.
It will transmit readings to this device|for the duration of the experiment.
OK.
- Ready?|- As I'll ever be.
- What's that mean?|- The device is working.
I don't feel like|Ieaping any tall buildings.
It may take time for the device|to adjust to your body.
We believe it was designed to gradually|allow you to adapt to your new abilities.
In the meantime, feel free to interact with|your environment as you normally would.
The bio-sensor will transmit readings|over significant distance.
OK.
- You feel no effects from the armband?|- No.
I'm starting to think this is a crock.
Come on, Teal'c, bring it.
|You're goin' easy.
I am attempting to make physical contact,|but you are boxing with great proficiency.
Really? I feel a little stiff.
Teal'c? - Are you feeling better?|- I will be fine, Dr Fraiser.
Teal'c I'm really sorry.
You are not.
He's right about that.
Please squeeze this.
- What is it?|- It will measure your strength.
(creaking) Your strength is five times|that of a normal human.
So no increase, then, huh? - Physiology remains otherwise normal.
|- Well, l I feel good.
Three.
And, uh you seem|to have developed a sweet tooth.
Your metabolism is increasing to match|the energy your body now requires.
You were going to show me|how to read this thing.
I will.
First it is time to increase|the number of subjects in the experiment.
I don't really feel any different.
Just wait.
- Hey.
|- Hey.
Notice anything yet? You're eating a lot.
Hm.
Give it time.
Did you just read that? I guess.
Don't suppose there's another book|that explains this book.
What reason did Hobbes give|for the fall of the civilisation? - Failing agricultural infrastructure.
|- That's unbelievable.
Hey, it's his theory.
Want me to read to you? - Sam?|- Yeah? - What are you doing?|- Running tests on the armband material.
Ah.
It's a little dark, don't you think? Is it? Ow.
It's bright.
Yeah.
The lights were out.
I came in.
I didn't even realise.
Well, it looks normal to me.
I could see in the dark|as well as if the light was on.
- You're running a slight temperature.
|- Anise is monitoring our vitals.
Yes, I know.
You don't trust her bio-sensors? No, I'm sure her technology|is very advanced and very accurate.
So you don't trust her.
I'd like to run a full blood screen.
(treadmill stops) Very good.
I'm not even sweatin'.
In fact,|I think that thing's slowin' me down.
Squeeze this.
Sorry.
It's the most unbelievable|incredible thing I've ever experienced.
I've checked the symbols on the armband|against every written language in an hour.
- What did you find?|- Nothing, but You see, the point is, .
.
l can read really fast.
Here are my notes on the Ataniks.
|I thought you might be interested.
You write in a notebook? My host Freya enjoys|the tactile sensation of handwriting.
The inscription says "With great power|comes great responsibility.
" "And the ability|to effect great consequences.
" You don't speculate on|why the Atanik became extinct.
No.
My primary concern until now|was finding the armbands .
.
and then determining how they worked.
(squeaking) (squeaking stops) What does that mean? (as Anise) I believe all the armbands have|now reached their maximum potential.
Anise? Can I see you for a moment? They all have raised body temperatures.
- They're in no danger.
|- I disagree.
Their symptoms are indicative of a virus.
You are correct.
My bio-data indicates the|armband put a virus into their systems.
Doesn't that concern you? It must be how the technology|accesses the human physiology.
It took a different amount of time in each|individual, due to their unique reactions.
That's speculation.
Major Carter's blood|had a dangerous amount of adrenaline.
I object to interference in my experiment.
I object to being kept in the dark about|people whose health I am responsible for.
Are you suggesting|I would risk their health? We're seeing very interesting results.
|You want to discontinue the experiment? Until we know more about|the physical effects of this virus, yes.
I say we remove the armbands|and run more tests .
.
to ensure these changes|aren't permanent or damaging.
- General|- No, I'm sorry.
One thing I've learned in my time here is .
.
there's nothing wrong with prudence|when dealing with alien devices.
Based on Dr Fraiser's recommendation,|I'm stopping the experiment temporarily.
- What?|- Why? We'd like to find out exactly|what these things are doing to you.
- General|- I'd rather not do that, sir.
The armbands may have a narcotic effect.
|Wearing them may become addictive.
It's just one of the things|I'd like to rule out.
- Please, take the armbands off.
|- But Are you refusing|to comply with a direct order? Uh a little problem here, sir.
- Colonel?|- Having a hard time complying.
We have tried everything short of|surgically removing their arms.
We'll hold that option in reserve.
(as Freya) You must admit|the positive effect is astonishing.
As long as there's no downside.
- (as Anise) There is no evidence of that.
|- Yet.
Find a way to get those armbands|off my people.
(O'Neill) Teal'c,|how much do I have on here? It appears to be|approximately 600 pounds.
Really? Not bad.
Are you not concerned that|the armband cannot be removed? Nope.
This thing's great.
We will not resume our duties as SG-1|as long as this experiment continues.
Yeah, well I'm gonna have to have|a little chat with Hammond about that.
We should be usin' these things.
- Hey!|- Hey.
- What are you working on?|- A book on wormhole physics.
But this computer isn't fast enough.
When the buffer's full,|I have to wait for it to catch up.
You know, we really could use your help.
You just don't get it, Janet.
|I don't wanna take it off.
OK.
I realise|they're making you feel really good Look! I have written a 1 ,000-page book|in under two hours.
I've been dying to do this|but I haven't had the time.
- Sam|- Janet (very fast typing) - Absolutely not.
|- Come on, General! - Why'd we put these things on?|- We still don't know the long-term effects.
We shouldn't be wastin' this stuff.
We|oughta be out kickin' some Goa'uld butt! Look at this! Sorry about that, General.
Colonel, I'm concerned that you aren't|in full control of your new abilities.
Well, you may be right.
|It's just so damn exciting, sir! - I'm sure it is.
|- And, even if we're not in total control, .
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shouldn't we be out there doin'|the damage, instead of in your office? I'm concerned|for your wellbeing, Colonel.
And I appreciate it.
And you're the boss.
|Whatever you say goes.
I just want you to know that|we're here for you, ready to go! Just Just say the word.
Thank you.
Seriously.
Say it.
Say the word.
- Dismissed.
|- We can be ready in three seconds.
- Colonel|- Two.
Heck, we're ready! Jack, please! Just|get the hell outta my office.
Yes, sir.
- Hey, Siler.
|- Aaargh! (crash) - Aw, crap.
|- (Silermoans) This is ridiculous.
It was an accident.
Siler has a broken arm and a concussion.
He'll pull through.
I sent flowers.
You have to admit it's a little scary.
|I feel like I could do anything.
All I know is I'm gonna starve to death.
I don't know about you guys, but|I'm having some serious protein cravings.
- Steak.
|- I could go for that.
Big, red, juicy meat.
- O'Malley's, in town.
|- Let's go.
Let's eat.
- How high do you think that fence was?|- 20, 25 feet? I'd say more like 30.
What can I get you? Um Three of the biggest steaks you've got,|with everything.
Rare.
Baked potato.
You got it.
Excuse me.
That was for me.
- (Jackson) Yeah, I'll have three as well.
|- Four? - Four.
Four is good.
|- Me, too.
And French fries with mine.
Oh, and a diet soda.
I like the taste better.
So has it occurred to anyone|that we're defying a direct order? - It's not like we haven't done it before.
|- But that was to save Earth.
Earth Steaks There's a difference? We'll be back before|anyone knows we're gone.
- How the hell did you do that?|- Wanna go double or nothin'? - No, I think I'll cut my losses.
|- Smart move.
What are you laughin' at, you geek? Geek? - Excuse me?|- Let it go.
No.
Not this time.
Yeah? What are you gonna do? (sighs) Well, .
.
this is a cliche.
OK.
(prolonged crashing and moaning) Right.
OK.
I thought the devices would enhance|them physically, not make them stupid.
You'd have to ask Anise about that, sir.
But their erratic behaviour could be|caused by the increase in hormone levels.
It's almost a sort of intoxication.
My concern is: how do we contain them|if they're that strong and fast? The concern is greater than that, sir.
Blood tests show early indication|of multiple organ failure.
The human body wasn't meant|to be put through this.
So they'll die if we don't|get these things off them? I believe the key is the virus.
|The armband's used as an intermediary.
There's no magic pill to combat a virus,|but there are treatments we could try.
But that's no guarantee.
- No, sir.
|- (footsteps) Thank you, Doctor.
Can you explain why witnesses put you|people at a restaurant in town last night? - Sir, I can't tell you how|- Sir, I can explain that.
No, I can't.
We were very hungry, sir.
- The report says there was a brawl.
|- More of a scuffle, sir.
- You're lucky you didn't kill those men.
|- Now, we were very careful about that.
What am I supposed to do|with you people? General, I can't tell you how sorry we are.
But Carter wanted a steak - Actually, it was your idea, sir.
|- My point is, General, .
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that we were defying orders didn't occur|to us until we were actually defying.
It's like the armbands are having an effect|on our ability to make rational choices.
General Hammond, I have a message|from the Tok'ra High Council.
- What?|- I reported on the experiment .
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and they have made a suggestion.
- Regarding?|- The High Council proposes .
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putting SG-1's new skills|to practical use.
Yesss Sir.
- What are they suggesting?|- We just received news .
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of a new class of battleship|that Apophis is building.
Just received? Our internal attempt at sabotage|has already failed.
However, based on our intelligence,|a covert team could You've known all along.
- Excuse me?|- This was the point, wasn't it? (as Freya) General, I assure you I've been at this a long time and I know|damn well when I'm being manipulated.
I realise how this must look.
- But in the interests of our alliance|- Don't give me that load of bunk.
Right now, I don't think the Tok'ra|have my people's best interest in mind.
General, believe this: if Apophis|is allowed to complete this battleship, .
.
it will assure his dominance|over the Goa'uld, your planet .
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and the rest of this galaxy.
(as Anise) The High Council|will be disappointed.
I have downloaded all we know|about the battleship into your computer.
Hopefully, you will review it|and reconsider.
- General, if I may|- No, you may not.
Take them back to the lockup.
For what it's worth,|I'm ordering you to cooperate.
Dismissed.
Let's have a look.
So you think we have a problem here? This new vessel has many advancements|over previous Goa'uld mother ships.
- We must stop its completion.
|- I can't send SG-1 on such a mission, .
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knowing their judgment is impaired.
I will go alone, then.
According to the Tok'ra intelligence,|the gate on that planet is heavily guarded.
I doubt even you could make it through.
- Apophis must not complete this vessel.
|- Let's say I agree, Teal'c.
Prove to me it isn't a suicide mission.
The gate will be heavily guarded,|but we can handle it.
Wormhole physics dictate that you exit|at the same velocity that you enter.
- They won't know what hit 'em.
|- The facility will be more of a challenge.
Can't we just zip in, plant C4 and zip out? No.
The ship's power core is sealed in|trinium.
That's what we have to take out.
Hang on.
The power core is linked to a|liquid cooling system based in the facility.
- These pipes lead into it.
|- So we zip in, blow the pipes and zip out.
The core will overheat and explode.
The problem is, force shields|are protecting this restricted area.
So? So I see your point.
Goa'uld force shields operate|by frequency oscillation.
If we were moving fast enough, .
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we should see the oscillation interval|and run right through.
We'll need snacks.
(moans) (alarm) Let's go.
(buzzer) O'Neill! Not this time, Teal'c.
- Gate's open, sir.
|- Shut her down.
Get the blast doors open.
I can't, sir.
I'm locked out of the system.
Medical team to the Control Room.
Onak, kree! Argh! It takes two guys to carry that? Weapons-grade naqahdah|is extremely dense.
D'you know how many naqahdah reactors|a single bar like that could power? - No.
|- A lot! I'll get it.
Meet you back here.
- Wow.
Sir, is it hot?|- A little bit.
- You all right?|- Fine.
The force shields should be|somewhere around here.
It's up.
Whoa.
- Five minutes.
|- Right.
After the cooling system stops, it takes 10|minutes for the power core to go critical.
Gives us 15 minutes|to get back to the gate.
Whatever.
(Carter) Did you get the naqahdah? (breathlessly) It's in the pack.
Good.
Let's go.
Actually, it's, uh it's getting kinda heavy.
(thud) Daniel? - What's going on?|- I can't move.
The armbands are going to|come off on their own? Data transmitted from their bio-sensors|before they went through the Stargate .
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indicate traces of an antibody.
To the virus that allowed the devices|to enhance their speed and strength.
We've solved the mystery|of the Ataniks' extinction.
- How so?|- The armbands work for a limited time.
Once the immunity spread among Atanik|warriors, the armbands would be useless.
- I guess they never solved the problem.
|- Which means SG-1 is likely on a planet .
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full of armed Jaffa with an advantage|that could disappear at any time? Yes, sir.
General, for what it's worth,|Anise and I are sorry.
We were not aware of the mission|prior to our arrival here.
(as Anise) I do hope SG-1 returns safely.
Hak! Kree! All right.
You got us.
Don't "kree".
It seems my assistance|was required after all.
Yes.
Thank you.
- What happened?|- You passed out.
Your armband came off.
We gotta move.
Teal'c, get Daniel|back through the gate.
Carter, with me.
(siren) (Carter moans) Carter? Where are they? They should have been right behind us.
Continue on, Daniel Jackson.
Sir? Colonel? (groans) Should've brought more snacks.
I don't think that would've helped.
Sir, you've gotta get outta here.
So do you.
I am not leaving, Daniel Jackson.
Well, I'm not suggesting we should.
- There is no way in there to help them.
|- No.
Ten minutes after that C4 goes,|this whole mountain is gonna explode.
I am aware of that.
So the fact that we're staying is based|on a completely informed decision.
It is.
Yeah.
Just making sure.
Sir Sir, there's no time.
(movement ofarmour) (siren) Here goes.
(explosion) - Did you see that?|- Let's go! Carter, forget that! Leave it! The shield is down.
Come on, let's go! Move! Move! Move! - I told you guys to get back to that gate!|- Yeah.
Teal'c wouldn't leave.
Less than a minute! Down! (alarm) Just remember, I retired.
|You wanted me back.
- (Hammond) Colonel, are you all OK?|- I think so.
- We will be.
|- I am very well, General Hammond.
What happened? The damn armbands fell off|is what happened.
I am sorry.
- Did you destroy the ship?|- Indeed we did, General Hammond.
Good.
Report to the infirmary.
Uh, General Sir? About the obviously impending|court martials You were under the influence of an alien|technology.
That's a pretty solid defence.
Even so, I'm - I'm sorry.
|- Me, too.
Me three.
I have no need to apologise.
Teal'c was actually following orders.
Of course he was.
You left the armbands behind.
- We had other things on our mind.
|- Understandable.
Colonel? Anise and I both hope we can|work together again in the future.
Both of you? Can't wait for that.