The Kardashians (2022) s04e03 Episode Script

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
KIM: Previously, on The Kardashians
LEONARD SCHLESINGER: Kim, welcome to
"Keeping Up with the
Harvard Business School."
- (ALL LAUGHING)
- KIM: Yes.
Your level of insights, your convictions
- is on par with the best consumer CEOs.
- Did you hear that?
- Did you hear that?
- MATT HIGGINS: Did you hear that, America?
KRIS: What's going on with Amari?
KHLOÉ: Once he hits age 20,
it will be really bad
if we can't have any improvements.
KRIS: Khloé's compassion for
Tristan and Amari
is a beautiful thing.
I'm really proud of Khloé.
How come I meet my person,
how come I've done so much
wrong things to 'em?
I'm like, "Why put you through that?"
KHLOÉ: Tristan has said before,
like, I'm his person.
And it's angered me
because I'm like, "Well, if I (BLEEP) am,
then why would you have
treated me this way?"
(DRAMATIC, ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING)
("SHOW THEM HOW YOU BOSS"
BY VANACORE MUSIC PLAYING)
Na, na, na, na, na ♪
Show 'em how you boss,
na, na, na, na, na ♪
Woo, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪
Na, na, na, na, na ♪
Woo, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪
Show 'em how you boss,
na, na, na, na, na ♪
Woo, ooh-ooh ♪
You look so hot.
KHLOÉ: I can't wait to
catch up with Scott.
There's so many responsibilities.
- How are you, doll?
- Good, how are you?
So much to do.
Uh, a-an ex-boyfriend
that's living with me,
and it's a lot.
But whenever I'm with Scott,
I have so much fun
and we always have
somethin' to gossip about.
Why am I always so hungry?
SCOTT: What are you lookin' for?
I don't ever know. Ooh, I love variety.
You're really livin' large these days.
(CHUCKLES) No pun intended.
I've gained a lotta weight
here 'cause of my back.
What would tickle your fancy pantsies?
Well, what's gonna really tickle my dick
is if I just line this up for a sec.
Love a good dick tickle.
What is this?
Someone just shove this in here?
- Like animals.
- Listen, people here live like animals.
KHLOÉ: Why does your back hurt?
- Ever since that car accident
- Oh, yeah.
it got worse over time.
It basically hit and it did
a somersault forward.
Oh.
SCOTT: Then hit, then landed.
Let me promise you something.
You have not done physical therapy.
- Yeah, I should go to Dan
- That's not the same.
Or George, or Phil, or whoever the guy is.
But then you have to do physical therapy.
You don't just, like, get new shit.
When I slipped three disks in my back
- Yeah. For really?
- Dr. Pat, got them back in there.
Now I don't have to do a surgery.
Who wants a surgery?
Um, not me, but that's what
they keep telling me.
I think Scott maybe
needs a little pep talk,
because this is probably
the unhealthiest I've seen him.
He is barely mobile
and it's all from his back.
So, that wouldn't make anyone feel good.
Dr. Pat will bring it.
It's made for injuries and for
treating isolated muscles.
- 'Cause you're
- Where do I get one?
I don't know, I'd have to ask
Tristan or Dr. Pat.
- How is Tristan?
- He's good.
His house getting flooded and all that,
- it's fine
- His house got flooded?
That's why he's been at my house.
The whole ceiling caved in.
Has it brought you guys,
like, closer or?
Him and I are great friends, but
- solid friends.
- Getting that
- Mm, what?
- You gettin' that sausage?
(PLAYFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
Ask him on your own, I don't care.
A little half asleep,
little side action?
We don't sleep in the same bed.
- He has his own room.
- Really?
Yeah.
I'm not, uh
Things have
- Boundaries. I hear ya.
- Yeah.
But we're great friends, and I
- Like, who cares about the rest?
- Listen, the fact that you guys are able
to be close and be with your kids,
it's, it's a great scenario,
I've been there.
KHLOÉ: I don't know what five
or ten years will bring.
If he's my person, then he's
meant to be my person.
But right now,
I'm not gonna make my life
any harder than it has to be.
So, yes, I am gonna have
as much as a seamless,
fantastic, co-parenting
relationship as I can.
(GROANS) You guys are all pieces of work.
- Let me just tell you somethin'.
- You bitches are crazy.
You guys are (BLEEP) crazy.
- You're all
- We just wanna be (BLEEP) fed.
- Gross.
- That's it.
What is goin' on with you
and your dating life?
- Can you even date? Do you date?
- I don't have the (BLEEP) energy.
Once everyone's asleep, I'm just thinking,
"God, I can't believe
it's Groundhogs Day tomorrow."
- That's all I think before I go to bed.
- Another day, another dollar.
But we gotta get your back better.
Do you want me to
introduce you to Dr. Pat?
- He's amazing.
- Yes, big time.
- Dr. Pat, meet the infamous Scott Disick.
- I go by Lord.
- 'Kay.
- I would love to meet him.
I need Patty boy big time.
("CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY"
BY VANACORE MUSIC PLAYING)
Don't care what you think 'bout me ♪
I got love, don't want a mess ♪
Ain't nobody quite like me,
my life is a movie scene ♪
You mad 'cause you ain't like me ♪
♪♪
KIM: I have a full week ahead of me.
I have to go to Milan
with Dolce & Gabbana.
I'm in Miami right now
for a Skky Partners meeting.
Skky Partners is my private equity fund,
and I'm here to speak at an event.
- Kim, this is Ted Seides.
- How are you?
- Hi, so nice to meet you.
- Pleasure to meet you.
- And Rahul Moodgal.
- Hi. Nice to meet you.
KIM: Hi, how are you?
RON BISCARDI: Ted and Rahul are on
our advisory board
and are legends in the industry.
- Yeah, how is it going?
- KIM: It's been amazing.
You know, I love starting
something and learning a lot about it.
It's been fun to really focus on this.
What is portrayed of me
may be fashion events,
or glitzy, glam things, or my Instagram,
which is just traveling
in bikinis and whatever.
But I'm an entrepreneur at heart.
I mean, that is, like, my specialty.
How far along are you guys?
We are just starting
the fundraising process.
But the amount of outreach
that's come our way,
we've had to, like, hire people to
- Process it.
- Yeah.
Most of the time,
what I really do in my life,
it's gonna bore the shit out
of you regular customers.
Cool, we ready?
- We're ready. Alright. Good deal.
- Let's go.
And that is private equity funds,
that is meetings about
my pre-IPO, and SKIMS.
But today just feels like pure chaos.
- Are we using when my pants rip?
- PRODUCER: Yes.
(GASPS) Oh, my God.
This is (BLEEP).
My hand goes through the latex pants
and completely rips the pants.
I am freaking the (BLEEP) out.
This is a serious, serious,
serious business thing,
and already I'm like, "Ooh, I'm pushing it
with the latex leggings,"
but my thing is, like, I wanna be me.
- You guys, a p
- No.
- (LAUGHTER)
- KIM: A whole piece came off, okay?
They're trying to glue it
back on me with wig tape.
They're gluing my ass.
I only have one outfit and my con
my conference starts in 20 minutes,
and I have to sit there for three hours,
I can't bend down.
- They're sticking tape on my ass.
- (LAUGHTER)
Please, God do not rip
anymore or I'm, like, (BLEEP).
You should've been there.
It was, like, an emergency.
- PERSON: What happened?
- Fashion emergency.
My whole butt is out.
Like, it's not even
TRACY ROMULUS (IN VIDEO ON PHONE):
Do you wanna take a video?
(KIM LAUGHING)
I've never seen pants like this.
I mean, literally, it's like my handprint.
I don't know if it's gonna,
like, rip to the front,
(LAUGHING) and have it, like, open.
It's stuck to my (BLEEP) ass.
(GASPS) It hurts so bad.
But I cannot be late for the talk
because that's why I'm here,
and thank God
my blazer was long.
I had no other options.
ANNOUNCER (OVER SPEAKERS):
Please welcome Kim Kardashian
and Jay Sammons
of Skky Partners to the stage.
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS)
Like, I was so scared they were
just gonna keep on ripping.
I just was dying inside,
sitting up on stage,
like, feeling a breeze, like, in my ass.
You've really been an entrepreneur,
I mean, since you were a teenager.
As I was looking through
the history of the deals you've done,
the early deals look very much like
they're in a licensing structure.
KIM: Yeah, I think early on in my career
there was no real blueprint
of where I wanted to go,
and so, I would do licensing deals
and see if it was something
that I was really interested in.
Then, when I got tired
of not having the full control,
with the help of my mom and sisters,
I was able to figure
out what I really liked
and how to make those goals happen.
My whole team at Skky Partners,
they had, like, on their goal list,
some companies
that they really wanted to buy,
and those companies
have called us, being like,
"We believe Kim understands both sides,"
and, like, wanting me on the board,
and wanting me to be
a part of the company,
and it's a fascinating process.
I mean, I think it's just so important,
if I'm gonna work with a company,
to really talk to the founder
and see what their DNA of their brand is
and who they are.
I think that's really
the only way to be successful.
- (AUDIENCE APPLAUDS)
- KIM: Helping these other brands
achieve their goals,
I think there's nothing more exciting,
and I'm just so happy to be a part of it.
RON: Thank you both so much
for being here.
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
TRACY: She had the
biggest hole in the pants
when she, like, put them on
and they ripped.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(HARMONIZING VOCALS)
♪♪
- TRISTAN: Hello.
- Hey.
TRISTAN: What's goin' on?
Just cleaning up.
- Nice, nice.
- From a little project
we were working on.
Here, I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it.
- Oh.
- You know, I don't wanna get your,
- you know, your beautiful
- Oh, wow.
- two-piece dirty, you know.
- Well
I got this with the long arms
and the reach.
- What don't you do?
- (TRISTAN SCOFFS)
My mind's going, "What else do we need,
- what else do we need?"
- Right?
(GASPS) Can you open that?
- Of course.
- This is perfect.
Khloé and Tristan definitely
have worked out this rhythm.
- Not there.
- No, not there.
- That's the Martha Stewart cabinet.
- Okay. Mm-hmm.
KRIS: Wherever he's needed,
he's running the kids around,
he's doing the errands,
and it doesn't hurt that he's really tall.
- There we go.
- Right there, on either side.
Well, you sure do come in handy.
- Right?
- Yep.
So, what's happening?
Tell me, catch me up, I'm so excited.
No, everything's been great.
You know, ESPN has been
Obviously, you know, first of all,
you know, appreciate you helpin'
- make this all happen, you know?
- This is a dream.
- Yeah.
- I mean, the fact that we could have
that call on Friday and they said,
"Can you start Monday?"
- Yeah. Right.
- That never happens to anyone.
No, I-I-I'm excited, but it
you know, and, and thank you.
You made it happen.
You made a couple calls. Ding-ding-ding.
- (KRIS CHUCKLES)
- You're like, "My boy wants to do ESPN.
Let's make it happen. Alright."
I was able to reach out to ABC Disney,
and really express how talented
I thought Tristan was,
and how they would really benefit
from him being a part
of the ESPN team, for example.
RICHARD JEFFERSON: How many games
in a row did you play, Tristan?
How many years before you missed a game
'cause I remember this.
I didn't miss for five years.
Come on, ladies and gentlemen,
this what MVPs do!
It's about the art of negotiating,
and I think that's
where you have mastered.
Well, when it's that easy,
it-it-it's a lotta fun.
- Mm-hmm yeah.
- It's so rewarding for me.
So, how are the kids today?
Oh, my God, the pictures
that you guys that
- Khloé sent? Yeah, we were workin' out.
- Yeah.
- With the baby, yeah. What were you doing?
- Yeah.
- TRISTAN: Oh, it was just workouts, like
- KRIS: Like, the two-step?
TRISTAN: Yeah, two Yeah, it was like a
little two-step on the ball.
- KRIS: Oh, my God.
- TRISTAN: It was a good workout.
I can't believe Khloé,
like, keeps up with you.
- Best workout partner I've ever had.
- I couldn't keep up with you.
Best workout partner I've ever had.
I have my boys,
they'll be, like, puking
in the on the side.
"Oh, we gotta keep doin' all these sets."
- KRIS: Yeah. She never complains.
- TRISTAN: Khloé, she, like,
- gets right to it, she's like
- KRIS: Yeah.
- "Give me more."
- Yeah, she's crazy.
Best workout partner I've ever had.
Yeah.
(GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
We know Tristan has made some mistakes.
I know he's really sorry
for the way that he hurt Khloé,
and I'm sure that he regrets
all of those mistakes every single day.
- Kids are growin' fast.
- KRIS: Yeah.
I'm lovin' the carpool
in the morning, going to school.
KRIS: Really, the most important
thing for everyone right now
is raising those kids.
And I worry that Khloé,
with this change of Tristan moving out,
there is gonna be a void there.
Kids remember all of that stuff.
I was the room mother,
part-time soccer coach,
except I get a little too, like, ya know,
emotionally invested, like,
especially in True's class.
- Yeah. For Yeah.
- And so, there was one kid
who was being so aggressive,
and I just wanted to say, "Listen!"
- But I thought Yeah.
- "L-Listen, you little" (LAUGHS)
"Listen, you little"
And then I went, "No,
that's probably not a good idea,
it's not your child."
- Yeah, kids getting kicked out of school.
- Yeah. Not so good.
- Yeah, not so good. The world's different.
- You're gonna get
kicked out of school.
"Your grandmother's a bully." (LAUGHS)
(UPBEAT, ENERGETIC MUSIC PLAYING)
♪♪
DESIGNER: Okay.
- But walking is fun too.
- DESIGNER: Just a second.
(DESIGNER SPEAKS ITALIAN)
So, I'm in a fitting with Dolce & Gabbana.
Is there any way to make it
a little looser here
- or no?
- Yes, absolutely.
I'm going to a dinner
in Milan for the launch.
Now the collection is launching.
So, before, it was the show,
which announces the collection
and you see the runway show.
So exciting!
I'm like, no one fall in heels, please.
And now, months later,
the collection will be
available in stores.
I couldn't wear red
when I had blonde hair,
so it'll be really nice.
And I'm gonna get to go
to another fashion show of theirs.
It's exciting, but the first Milan trip
was a huge emotional toll for all of us,
and now, the feelings
get brought back up again.
- in Milan.
- KIM: She wrote me and was like,
"I think I need to come to Milan."
She was like, "No, no, no, I just
"I need to get, like my vibe back,
and that was my vibe when I went there."
- And I was like, "Okay."
- Khloé was on fire.
- The men were after her.
- KIM: Yeah.
And I think we just scratched the surface.
- KIM: Yeah.
- NORA FLAHERTY: Like, there's a lot more
- work that could be done.
- KIM: Yeah.
- KHLOÉ (OVER PHONE): Whoa. Hi.
- KIM: Hey.
We're going back to Milan
and Milan is our thing!
That's our thing!
Think we're just going to a dinner
and the show, and, and coming back.
We're there for two days.
Is Dolce gonna dress me?
'Cause you know I'm like
Of course, Nora said, "We're gonna work on
looks for Khloé."
Khloé has this certain energy about her
when she goes to Milan.
She's way more carefree, way more light
when the drama's not around.
I think my one thing
that I really wish for Khloé
is that she would experience
life outside of Calabasas.
KHLOÉ (OVER PHONE): Are you gonna invite
Kourtney to Milan?
I did ask her, but she doesn't wanna come.
And it's something that,
obviously, really bothers me,
and I just
I wish I could share
these experiences with her.
Okay, well, I love you.
- Godspeed, my friend.
- Bye.
("TAKING YA FARTHER" BY PETER VERDELL
FT. ALLEGRA MILES PLAYING)
Now I got you on my side, yeah ♪
Show me what you want ♪
Show me where you wanna go ♪
Show me what you want ♪
- KHLOÉ: Hello, Mr. Gamble.
- COREY: Hi. How you doin'?
KHLOÉ: Hello.
I didn't know this was, like, a sit-down.
This is so, like, grownup.
- Well
- I didn't know we were
being grownups today.
Are you blushing?
No, I'm just, like
Well, I'm only, like
- You know, I only know about class, so
- (MALIKA HAQQ SCOFFS)
Hi, babe, I'm so proud of you. Mwah.
- MALIKA: He's the reason.
- This is a beautiful room.
KHLOÉ: Beautiful room.
- Yeah, it's nice.
- Oh, my God.
I am so excited for tonight
because we love celebrating Corey.
Birthdays, holidays,
or a date night, you name it.
Here, babe.
Cheers.
Corey tells stories
about when he was young
and going to high school and junior high,
that he would steal his dad's
silk shirts out of his closet
and wear 'em to school
because he loved silk.
Corey is an amazing entrepreneur.
He's always working on something,
and he loves fashion.
Bringing that together and doing something
fabulous for himself
makes me really happy.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
Come on, baby ♪
- Oh! There's no way Kylie's here.
- KRIS: Hi, Kylie!
- There is no way you're here.
- KRIS: Oh.
KYLIE: Hi, you guys!
- KHLOÉ: First of all
- You look gorgeous!
I heard you canceled your glam.
I was like, "Oh, she's really not coming."
Canceled my glam, I did my own makeup.
I am excited to be here, I love Corey.
He's just, like, here for a good time,
and I'm here for a good time,
and we yeah, we bond.
- What?
- She's happy.
I told her, I was like,
"You look brighter."
Like, I-I was like,
"I know you. You look brighter."
- I feel like myself.
- She does. Like, she's a lot lighter.
- Feel like myself again.
- Yeah.
Good for you.
You're just, like, a vibe.
It's always a fun little treat
when I see my little Kyles.
It's her time to thrive and shine,
and be the little social,
glittery butterfly that she is.
Kim's thing? Possibly.
'Kay, how much fun did I have?
I was thrivin'.
I think Kim got jealous of me last time.
I don't know if it was
Kim's weekend or my weekend.
- The gentlemen haven't been the same.
- Yeah. So
I thrived for every hour
I was there. It was only
48 of them and I thrived.
- TRACY: Oh, yes!
- Oh, my God.
- You didn't know.
- No.
I really wish Khloé
would go to Milan.
She's so focused on being a great mom,
and she has so many responsibilities,
but she needs to get out and about.
And that's really the only
way that she's going to
get outta this funk she's in.
Then I do want a booty shot
'cause it just looks so good.
MALIKA: Oh Lord, have mercy.
- KYLIE Take it off.
- MALIKA: That ass, babe.
It looks good.
("1, 2, 3" BY POWER-HAUS
FT. HALO SOL PLAYING)
- Let's go ♪
- Hey, boys.
Let me see ya ♪
Let me see you work,
let me see you movin' ♪
Show me what you're worth ♪
With the burn in the shoes, yeah ♪
Let me see you work,
let me see you move it ♪
Show me what you're worth ♪
Oh, why thank you, world.
Let me see you work,
let me see you movin' ♪
Show me what you're worth ♪
I was like, "I did a lotta squats today."
Let me see you work,
let me see you move it ♪
Show me what you're worth ♪
Okay, guys, family, to Corey.
Don't nobody wanna waste
no time talkin' about me.
Thank you for having us.
We love you, we're here for you,
we're your ride or dies,
forever and ever,
and we're so proud of you.
- KYLIE/KHLOÉ: Forever and ever.
- And we love silk forever, baby.
COREY: Thank you all for being here.
- ALL: Cheers.
- Silk since the seventh grade.
- MALIKA: Woo!
- True story.
KYLIE: I love you guys.
KHLOÉ: We love you. We're proud of you.
How's your food? Is the pasta okay?
KHLOÉ: It's amazing.
I have my family, I have some great pasta,
this might be all
the Milan vibes that I need.
I love a pre-party, it's kinda cool.
- Like, you can
- KHLOÉ: No one wants to eat around people.
KRIS: No, it's amazing.
("PIANETA X" BY ODESSA PLAYING)
(SINGING IN ITALIAN)
♪♪
(PHOTOGRAPHER SPEAKING)
Okay.
'Kay.
That's it.
DANIELLE LEVI: This is so cute.
So, what are you thinking this for?
I can't sit in this,
like, watching the show, you know?
- DANIELLE: The store I thought.
- 'Kay.
Your pictures everywhere,
and all your stuff everywhere,
it's so cute.
KIM: Getting to Milan, first of all,
all the feels come back, all the memories,
same room, same hotel, same it's, like,
just such good vibes.
'Kay, so this for the store.
The snake for the show?
Maybe the red for the show, let's see.
- 'Kay.
- And maybe the snake for dinner.
The first Milan trip was so much
crazy pressure for the campaign,
and now, it's, like, I get to be here,
I get to see the campaign pics
up all over the city,
go into the stores and see the clothes,
sit in the front row and watch,
and a different collection.
No pressure.
This is so pretty.
Khloé decided not to go to Milan.
She still has a lot to deal with at home.
But, ugh, Khloé was
my ride or die Milan baddy.
I need her here, bottom line.
Hi, honey. Did you have fun with Tristan?
SAINT (OVER PHONE): Yeah, I love you.
KIM: I love you. What'd you guys do?
KIM: You went to the
He took you to the Nike store!
KIM: Wait, you didn't tell me
He didn't tell me he was taking
- you shopping
- Bye, I love you.
STYLIST (LAUGHING): "Bye, I love you."
KIM: 'Kay, let me try another kid.
♪♪
Hey, how's the hot chocolate stand?
- Oh, you're burning sage in the house.
- We're done.
We both made, um, like, $300.
Wait, who's with you?
You can't have a fire on.
Oh, you're saging my bathtub?
- Well, I miss you.
- NORTH: No, look. We've got
Is Psalm and Chi there?
Don't make a mess.
(FACETIME ENDS)
I mean, my kids could care less
that I'm gone,
are having the time of their life,
and have completely taken over my house
like they run it.
All my kids hang up on me.
(PHONE DINGS)
KIM: Kourtney messaged me.
And she sent this picture
of my dad in college.
STYLIST: Oh, my God, so cute.
So,
Kourtney texts me,
and I feel like it's a step
in the right direction of moving past it,
and moving past all of the drama.
I want her here.
I think we both said things
that we're not proud of,
but anyone who has sisters
or siblings knows the dynamic.
You could get into a crazy fight,
and then, you know, you could send each
other a funny text,
and everything's all good.
KIM: I feel so ready for tomorrow.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
Ooh la la ♪
It's me oh my ♪
Ooh la la ♪
Ooh la la, it's me oh my ♪
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
KIM: I am getting the chance
to see my entire collection
for the first time, in person, in stores.
I'm so excited.
So many people came out.
It's such a warm welcome.
- Ooh la la ♪
- (CROWD CHATTERING)
(CAMERA SHUTTERS SNAPPING)
Thank you for coming to this. (LAUGHS)
(CAMERA SHUTTERS SNAPPING)
KIM: Ooh, I have that.
Oh, my God, how cute.
ASSISTANT: It looks
so amazing in the store.
- KIM: It really does.
- ASSISTANT: Yeah.
I think this was just, like,
a deeper project for me,
and I think I am
so much better because of it.
I put my all into it
and I faced a really big fear,
and it's here, and it's in
stores, and it was just
it's so cool to know
people really like it.
Crazy feeling being in the Dolce store.
And all of the pieces
from the collection are in here.
ASSISTANT: Okay, ready?
KIM: But are they gonna see up my dress?
Let's see.
- Hi, guys.
- (CROWD CHEERING)
KIM: Hi, Milan!
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
Hi, guys.
Come shop with us!
Seeing my vision come
to life is just so special.
But of course, this trip
would've been so much better
if my sisters were here with me.
I just wish we were all here together.
You know, this shit will never get old.
Let me say that.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
♪♪
KHLOÉ: I'm ready.
Ass is out, nipples out, (BLEEP) yeah.
It's gonna be a great day.
Gonna rip my jeans even more.
- (DOOR CLATTERS)
- Well shalom.
- Shalom.
- Shabbat shalom.
It's on Friday, but shalom is good.
Oh, my God.
How's your back doing?
SCOTT: Still hurts pretty bad.
We are getting Scott's MRI results today,
and I think Scott maybe needs to realize
these things are fixable.
You can't let it get you down.
Hi, Dr. Pat.
- SCOTT: Hi, how are you?
- KHLOÉ: This is Scott.
DR. PAT: Nice to meet you.
Scott, you can jump on the table.
SCOTT: Okay.
So I know we chatted
on the phone a little bit,
- you were in a car accident.
- Yeah yeah.
Since then, everything has
changed in my life.
Like, I haven't been able to run around,
I've gained weight.
And you were doing some treatment,
which wasn't really helping you much.
SCOTT: Did a couple hours
with this woman in Santa Monica,
and I'm not into s like,
spiritual healing at all.
- Yeah.
- And she was like,
"Just, you know, micro dose some shrooms."
- Oh.
- So, I was like, "I'm ou
This is not for me."
- Yeah.
- So, that's why I'm like, "Alright"
KHLOÉ: So, just ignore the pain
by micro dosing.
It was insanity.
I'll be honest, there's good
news and bad news with the MRI.
You're kind of on that cusp
of possibly needing surgery.
The good news is,
you can save it without doing surgery.
- I mean, that's g
- DR. PAT: But you have to really be, like,
- locked in
- KHLOÉ: It takes work.
Yes.
I mean, whatever I gotta do to not get,
like, open-back surgery.
You have a little window,
but it's closin' on you,
- so
- Alright, let's open up that window.
KHLOÉ: Scott, I'm telling you,
you're gonna feel so much better
if you do this on a regular.
You're so young, you can't live like this.
KHLOÉ: What does that mean?
I can't wait to be in my 40s.
30s have been a (BLEEP) disaster.
(DR. PAT LAUGHS)
KHLOÉ: I mean, what happened
between Tristan and I
was a very traumatic experience.
Then there was surrogacy, cancer scares,
but I just think that there's no way
this can continue into my 40s
because I might snap one day.
I'm just excited,
so let a girl be excited.
And please don't make
me think too hard about it
'cause I don't know what I'm expecting,
and I just want it to be great.
Scott, what do you do before you hurt your
back for fun?
Would you, like
Sex? Like, recreationally?
Yeah.
DR. PAT: Right.
So, isn't that motivation to,
like, fix your back?
Yeah, you are actually
deteriorating before our eyes,
and I'm not gonna let this happen.
And don't be a pussy.
(DR. PAT LAUGHS)
DR. PAT: Alright, young fella,
you're good to go.
SCOTT: Good to see you,
thank you so much.
Of course. Shabbat shalom.
SCOTT: Could probably meet
some guys here, Khloé.
♪♪
Feeling good, and I figure
better off doing the therapy
than getting possibly abused by her,
so I'm happy to commit to this.
And then, on my 40th birthday
or something, maybe?
- Me and you?
- What?
What?
- Me and you what?
- I don't know.
You, you heard him.
- You
- (SCOTT LAUGHS)
might have bumped your head as well.
- Maybe you need a brain surgery.
- No, but on my 40th birthday,
- maybe I'll feel better.
- Yeah, maybe you'll feel better.
Let's get in the car.
- Alright.
- Little fella.
- Doesn't seem like we're gettin' anywhere.
- Yeah.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(SINGING IN ITALIAN)
(CROWD CHATTERING)
(SPEAKS ITALIAN)
Look at this. Oh, she's in the D&G look!
She's in the k She's in my look!
Look-it, all the paparazzi's here for her.
That's so cool. I haven't seen,
like, one of my looks besides,
like, on my friends, you know?
♪♪
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
KIM: Uh-huh.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- Hi!
- DOMENICO DOLCE: Welcome,
- welcome.
- Oh, my God,
- I'm so excited to see you.
- Me too.
- How are you?
- How are you?
- Mm.
- You nervous?
- You get nervous?
- Eh, a lot, too much.
You weren't th
you weren't nervous last time.
Or you were just pretending
to not be so I wouldn't be nervous.
Well, you have more conf
- (CHUCKLING) more confidence.
- Okay.
ANNOUNCER (OVER SPEAKERS):
Ladies and gentlemen,
the show is about to begin,
please take your seats.
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- (CAMERA SHUTTERS SNAPPING)
KIM: It just feels like such a relief
to kind of, like, walk in and watch a show
than be behind, and be so nervous to
have to walk out.
That was my most nervous part
is just to have to walk out,
and now I can just sit,
and chill, and enjoy the beauty,
and not stress the way that I was.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
The show was so good.
It was really nice to see it
from, like, the other side.
I don't think I've ever been
to a Dolce show before.
And I loved it.
(AUDIENCE, PEOPLE CHEERING)
- (PEOPLE CHATTERING)
- (CROWD CHEERING)
(KIM YELPS)
- Hi, wait until you see our show.
- Yes.
I-I really, I'm really glad
- Did you see it? Did you see it?
- you didn't talk bad about it.
No, no, no, not bad. Not bad.
And Michele Morrone.
This is why I wanted Khloé to come.
It's, like, the Dolce crew back together,
the Italian men. Like, how fun.
Because you were Italian, it was, like,
the joke that, like, we have to find you
To introduce you to Khloé.
KIM: No, she wanted to, but yeah.
See, Khloé, you missed,
you missed your shot.
You need to get up
out of (BLEEP) Calabasas
and go meet people.
I love it.
I love you.
Okay, I'm gonna change into
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(HARMONIZING VOCALS)
- CHRIS APPLETON: Oh, my God.
- KIM: But look at these stairs.
- CHRIS: There's so many people.
- KIM: I know.
I'm gonna have to walk up, look at this,
each and every (BLEEP) stair,
one by one, (LAUGHING)
with thousands of people. This is insane.
- All those stairs.
- (CROWD CHEERING)
I think, overall, when you can
walk away from an experience
feeling like you learned
so much along the way,
and challenged yourself,
I think it's a win.
(CROWD CHEERING)
KIM: We did it Oh, is there more stairs?
BODYGUARD: Nope, that's it, this way.
KIM: Milan has been a whirlwind,
it's so much fun,
but when we started,
I feel like Kourt and I weren't
really in a great place,
and we've been texting this whole trip,
so I feel, like, relieved and good.
She's my sister, come on.
We're not fighting like that forever.
This is so pretty, with the
flowers and everything.
- DOMENICO: Incredible.
- KIM: So amazing.
(PLAYFUL, UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
♪♪
- (CAT MEOWS)
- KHLOÉ: Kitty, you're not goin' outside.
You have it really good here,
I don't know why you wanna leave.
This cat is crazy.
Big guy's sleepin'. Some good rest.
He looks good, though.
- Yeah.
- He's doing better.
Mm-hmm.
KHLOÉ: Tristan is here
because he's still living with me
while his house is being fixed.
And of course, Tristan could've
gone to a hotel,
but his brother needs a lot
of full-time, 24-hour care
with the help of nurses and medical staff,
and a hotel isn't really
a good place for that.
And, you know, I love him
and I want the best for him.
Sometimes he doesn't sleep well.
His seizures are triggered by sleep.
You're like a full doctor now,
you know everything.
No, I just know a lot about him.
Yeah.
Amari has epilepsy,
and his form of epilepsy is LGS.
It's one of the most
severe types of epilepsy,
so there's no playbook,
there's no rule book,
we don't know what the hell we're doing.
And I say "we" because
I am on all of his medical
stuff for Amari.
After, you know, everything's
happened with my mom, like,
I needed someone
that can help me through this,
- and you've answered the call.
- Of course.
I definitely feel overwhelmed,
but nothing that I can't handle.
Like, I just wanna help
in any way that I can, help relieve
some sort of responsibility
to people that are grieving
the loss of their mother.
Listen, with my dad, when he died,
I didn't think straight
for three years, minimum.
I just remember finally seeing
light at the end of the tunnel
three years later.
So, I can't imagine losing my mom
and then having the responsibility of
taking care of anyone,
because you barely
wanna take care of yourself.
You're just, like at least I did.
And you just wanna be depressed,
and you have every right to be.
And so we'll always just be there.
It's the right thing to do.
TRISTAN: Yeah.
But you have to figure out
how we take care of him.
Yeah, Amari loves you.
He loves KoKo.
Oh, no. He's like, "This girl again."
I don't know if this sounds really dark
and I don't even know
if anyone would understand this,
so I'm gonna say it,
but I feel like
I'm equipped with the tools
because of what I went through with Lamar,
who couldn't walk, who was bedridden,
who couldn't speak for months.
With my ex-husband,
when he was in his coma,
like, some of the doctors were like,
"He can't hear,"
like, "He's brain damaged,"
and I would play music
that I knew he liked,
and I would just always talk to him.
And then when he was able to talk,
he would say, "I heard everything
you would say.
I would try to talk to you."
And I was like, "I knew it."
So, like, who knows how much Amari knows.
(GENTLE, SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
KHLOÉ: Well, I need to talk
to him about that.
(EVERYONE LAUGHS)
I think I'm at capacity.
TRISTAN: Right?
I don't know.
I don't know.
KIM: Next, on The Kardashians
'Kay, London, here we come!
- Soccer moms unite!
- SOCCER MOM: One, two, three, woo!
Look how cool this is.
Our boys love soccer.
It is so exciting to be in the stadium.
It's such an amazing bonding experience.
- (EVERYONE PLAYING)
- (SHOUTING)
- KHLOÉ: Are you ever lonely?
- Yeah, all the time.
- KHLOÉ: Aw.
- I would love to go
to a matchmaker for you.
So, may the best girl win.
- (GREETING EACH OTHER)
- KRIS: Don't you feel like we work
for The Bachelor?
I know, it's a little intimidating,
- but just we don't bite, I promise.
- Okay.
(SINGING) I believe in looove ♪
KIM: Malika and I just landed
near Pelican Bay Prison.
We're gonna meet with people that have,
like, life sentences.
Even a butter knife,
in prison, somethin' like that,
you will be in those
little-ass cages that you saw.
Whenever you're ready to admit
to me that you (BLEEP) up
- big time with me
- Okay.
- I did not (BLEEP) up big time.
- But I'm never (BLEEP) heard.
We put a Band-Aid over a bullet hole.
No, you misunderstood.
You're just somewhere else.
You're spiraling.
I think we have more things to work out.
Where I am at with Tristan
has nothing to do with
what I expect my family members to do.
What was mindset when you cheated?
You're asking me?
Who, who the (BLEEP) else am I talking to?
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
'Cause I, I've got you ♪
I know it's all good ♪
I know I'm breathin' ♪
I know I'm golden ♪
I've got you ♪
Whoa, oh, oh ♪
Whoa, oh, oh ♪
Whoa, oh, oh ♪
I've got you ♪
(HARMONIZING VOCALS)
Know that I've got ♪
Know that I've got you ♪