Jersey Shore s04e04 Episode Script

DJ Pauly Delvecchio! - I'm going to Jersey shore, bitch! - All right, we got a situation.
- I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet.
- After I have sex with a guy, I will rip their heads off.
Go, Vinny! Go, Vinny! Do you like the boobs? What? Well, I'm going home.
Peace out.
- It was supposed to be a menage a twin, but my whole menagerie went awry.
I still had one twin.
Can't be that upset, you know what I mean? Si.
- I want to know what happened.
- Do you want me to tell you? - Yeah.
- This chick wants to [Bleep.]
Me.
I was like, "whatever.
" So we're, like, doing it, blah, blah, blah.
And then deena walks in the room and pulls the sheets up.
And then she [Bleep.]
Takes the girl and put-in her bed.
She was hooking up with her all night, and, like, she got off.
And then she sent the girl back to my bed.
And then the girl polished me off.
The truth is me and deena did tag-team a girl.
What the hell? - But robbing is not teamwork.
It's called "tag team," not "tag rob.
" It wasn't a good tag team.
I'm sitting here.
- So what did you guys hear today? - Why? Tell me what you heard.
- The girl was [Bleep.]
Vinny.
She took the girl out of Vinny's bed the girl went [Bleep.]
On her.
- Wait, [Bleep.]
On deena? - On deena, yeah.
Vinny listened to the whole thing.
Yeah.
- Ew! Stop.
You gotta do sound effects, Ron? - Now I got visuals.
- I know.
- Deena's like, "ooh!" - Yo, pump up, bro.
We gotta go.
Yeah, buddy.
You don't know what went down, son.
This guy's mid hook-up.
She throws the blanket right off 'em.
She's like, "oh, come with me.
I'm better.
" - That's [Bleep.]
Up.
- She pulled a robbery.
Oh, God! - What goes on in that house, dude? Wow.
Like - So what happened? How'd you guys end off with the fight with snook? You guys apologize? - Uh, pretty much.
Like- - you guys are not talking now.
We didn't talk yet.
- Drama as usual at the house last night.
Mike told everybody that Snooki hooked up with him and cheated on jionni.
- So what happened now? What happened now? - Pretty much my boy unit was banging ryder.
Mm-hmm.
- And then Snooki walked in and got all turned on.
And immediately got on her.
- Wow.
You swear to God? I swear my sister.
Sometimes the truth hurts, but I'm gonna bring the truth to the people.
I'm the people's champ.
Today's Sunday dinner.
So what's gonna happen at Sunday dinner? I don't know.
- The only thing I can say is I love it this time of year! - Can we all do the silent treatment tonight? Why? What happened? - I need to talk over a glass of wine.
- Right here.
It's literally right there.
Okay.
- I don't want to talk to Mike.
I'm over it.
There's nothing more I can say.
- Is that bridge burned, or is it repairable? - Burned.
You know he loves to fight.
I'm not doing that.
That's not me.
I don't even know what the Is wrong with Mike.
Like, you know I love jionni.
I tell you all the time I miss him, and then you're gonna tell everyone behind my back we hooked up two months ago.
You're crazy.
I'm not losing jionni over this bull-.
- Upsetting you to the end.
- Don't.
I hope not.
She's done nothing wrong.
If he wants to leave her over someone running his mouth, then they shouldn't be together.
- I think it's gonna be rough when you first tell him.
- Mike's planning to ruin my relationship.
I think that shows what kind of person you are, and you're a [Bleep bleep.]
Person.
So, Sunday dinner.
- I don't want to eat with any of them.
You know what I don't like? Have you heard them talking [Bleep.]
At all? - Boys will talk.
Girls will talk.
Everybody talks in this house.
Like, everybody's like, "deena's having a lesbian moment.
" I was making out.
- Did you do anything to her, though? - No.
- Like her nipple? No.
Then after, I was like, "okay, you can go into Vinny's bed.
" And then he went-she went and she hooked up with vin.
- Vinny got your sloppy seconds.
- Oh! - There you go.
- I had a lesbianic experience.
When you're drunk, it's fun.
- I licked a nipple once.
It was weird.
You were young when you made your path the first ever you came across - Ugh, you smell that? Horse poop.
- Look at its ding-dong.
- That's disgusting.
- That's too much.
- Too big? - Jenni, you look like an idiot.
- Y'all don't understand Italian fashion.
How do you see? - All right, well, I like Jersey fashion.
Whoa-oh-oh oh-oh whoa-oh whoa-oh-oh oh oh whoa-ohh-oh - Oh, the stairs almost killed me.
- At least the carpets are extra clean today, you know what I mean.
That's all I'm sayin'.
Come on, lez-be-honest.
Lez-be-honest.
- About what? - This sauce.
I wasn't talking about you.
Holy.
You gotta take it a easy a notch.
- I think, it's, like, really screwed up that, like, the boys are all, like, judging me for, like, hooking up with this girl.
Until you know something for a fact, don't talk [Bleep.]
, and that's all.
And you know what? It was a good [Bleep.]
Time.
Save it for dinner.
- This is going to be the best dinner of my life.
Mike was like, "yeah, I wanna hook up with you, blah, blah, blah.
" I need to tell jionni what's going on right now.
Well, last night, he told all the roommates that we had sex.
Talk to me, please.
- I'm gonna Him up.
- Yo, I don't get involved in your [Bleep.]
Relationship! Are you [Bleep.]
Serious? Let's do it! Stop! - At least the carpets are extra clean today.
- Until you know something for a fact, don't talk.
- Because I'm putting you back in your place - This is gonna be the best dinner of my life.
Mike.
Yo, make me dinner, son.
Come on.
- Don't put too much onions in the sauce.
Nicole! Do you want us here or no? - I need to tell jionni what's going on right now.
I cannot have Mike ruin my relationship.
Thanks, broads.
- Hello.
- Hi, babe.
What are you doing? - So, um, you know how, like, me and Mike, we've been close, like Come to find out, he's talking About me the last two days, saying, "oh, well, Snooki likes me.
We hooked up two months ago.
" What's he talking about? - In December, ryder and Mike's friend hooked up.
And Mike was like, "yo, I wanna hook up with you, blah, blah, blah.
" I wouldn't hook up with him, so he was, like, pissed off that he didn't get with me.
And then, last night, he told all the roommates that we had sex.
What are you thinking right now? Talk to me, please.
- If you have something to hide then I'd rather you- - I don't.
Trust me.
I would tell you so I don't embarrass you.
Did you hook up with him? No.
I don't want you to be mad at me.
That's all I'm worried about.
Tell me you love me, and everything's fine.
I love you.
Okay.
We're fine.
Baby, I miss you a lot.
And I miss you more.
- I'm gonna be there in three weeks, baby.
Let's have babies.
Are you out of your mind? Yeah.
- You outdone yourself, my dude.
- I'll wear my black floppy hat.
At dinner, we all decided to dress up like 40-year-olds from the yonkers.
So it's like the big hats and with the boobs out.
I just love role playing.
All right.
My bazooka's out.
Excuse me! - Oh, my God! No manners over here! No, never.
No shame.
- It smells phenomenal in here.
Oh, it's gorgeous.
- The girls with their hats, they looked like the Kentucky derby The easter bunny.
It's flo and Nancy time.
- Fland Nancy, Marge and Marie.
- Fodinner.
- Are there lemons over there? They're right here.
- No, wait, these aren't lemons.
These are melons.
Another Sunday dinner.
Sunday dinner is crazy awkward 'cause there's mad Going on in the house right now.
We got Snooki and situation drama, and then we got deena, cuca if she really got The drama.
Cricket? Awkward, weird.
Boo.
- That girl, Erica, called before, but I didn't know who she's calling for, Vinny or you.
I didn't know who she was calling for.
I don't know.
We heard you were moaning all night.
- She didn't Down there.
She went to, and then I decided I didn't want to do that.
Now I realize I was a little bi-curious, and I've realized I do like boys.
I always said if I was to ever be bi-curious, it would be with a hot blonde.
I thought she was adorable.
How did you like her, vin? - Oh.
- Wow! - She jumped out of vin's bed to go into your bed, or you went and got her? - I got her.
- You rapina'd.
You did the robbery.
- Rapina.
Deena has a criminal record of [Bleep.]
Blocking now.
This is a serious offense and it's gonna be on her record for at least seven years.
I don't think there's anything wrong with girls kissing each other, but I do think it's wrong, what happened last night.
Who are you to judge? - If somebody's in somebody's bed, you don't go and grab them, you know what I mean? That's just proper etiquette.
- You've done the robbery on Vinny so many times.
- No, I've never had a robbery.
You know I've never had a robbery.
Busted! Big time! Yep! - We just hate Blockers.
That's what we.
- I'not a [Bleep.]
Blocker, and I gave her back after.
- Next time, like, I might like the girl, so don't, like, just lift up the covers and take her, you know what I'm saying.
Whatever.
So what else is going on? That's pretty much it.
Yeah, that's it.
That's it, that's it, yeah.
That's it.
- I need you to be a part of my soul can barely see the light in daunting night - Whatever happened last night happened.
Who cares? They're, like, crazy.
I thought my relationship with the boys was different, but, clearly, it's not.
- To them, you crossed the line when you hooked up with that chick.
And to them, it was [Bleep.]
Blocking.
So now, they're going to be the way they are.
- I don't know if I'm gonna be able to handle this.
No, you can.
You're fine.
- Like, I feel like now, I'm just, like Like, losing myself.
She basically did us dirty.
Seriously.
I'm fine, I don't know.
I don't.
I have no- - she thinks she's not wrong, and she ain't apologized.
Should we move her bed out? Dude.
- Imagine? Yeah, we should.
That would be- - We got a problem with deena.
I mean, she did the robbery.
It is what it is, but all this drama's too much for me, so we decide to pull a prank, put her bed in the living room.
- You've been raised to be a good schoolboy they say they guarantee rewards - That was the best day of my life.
- They want and you can do exit, exit, exit, exit - So, how about them, uh, firenze? - Yo, I probably busted my ass.
What is that? - They took my bed out and everything.
And I walk out, and I see my bed on the floor, and that just killed me.
Like, Pauly, I've known for almost a year now, and, like, after a week, you're gonna, like, change your entire thoughts about me? Like, it hurts.
Why would you do that? That's just malicious.
Honestly? - We were only kidding with that.
It's a joke.
- You're such a [Bleep.]
, bro.
I don't know, bro, but ever since you had that beard, you changed.
- I don't want this girl having nervous breakdown.
Like, I'm a real person.
I'm not.
Come here.
- I'm having an anxiety attack.
Breathe.
You are not the same person.
- Don't put the [Bleep.]
Issues on me.
You [Bleep.]
Changed.
- It'd be better if I was there? - Yeah, it'd be way better of you were here.
- Ron has been calling this girl, Hannah, that I kind of know about.
I want to talk to you.
It seemed like there were many phone calls made.
She thinks she's not wrong, and she didn't apologize.
What is that? Find another one like you oh-oh find another love Why'd you do that, bro? - You want to move the frame, too? - All right, let me get it.
- I'm having an anxiety attack.
Breathe.
It's gonna be okay.
Just breathe.
I wanna go home! - If it's a joke, can you tell her that? Like, this poor girl is hysterically crying now.
- Vinny made me do it.
- Whatever.
So you're even making her walk out now? You're such a [Bleep.]
, dude.
Why can't you be serious with anybody? Come on, man.
- You're defending the same girl that does something stupid every night, then cries about it the next day.
- What's wrong with her being human, like? - I reacted to what the hell she did.
- You move on, you [Bleep.]
Another girl, and she moves on.
- I'm just saying, like, I played a prank because she did that.
- Putting a couch on her bed is funny.
Removing her bed after an argument? We did that as a joke.
It's three feet away from the door.
You know what? I'm gonna get her, and we're gonna talk.
Absolutely.
Deena, let's go.
I give up.
- Babe? Pauly and everyone want to talk to you.
No.
- Deena thinks the guys are talking Behind her back.
The boys are thinking deena's being Overemotional and crazy.
Deena, let's go.
Come on.
They need to talk it out and figure out what's going on.
Tell them what's up.
Tell them how you really feel.
- You are not the same person as you are outside of this house.
- Different? The only thing different is you.
You changed.
You were never this emotional before.
The reason why I loved you because you could take our jokes and give them right back to us.
That was the best.
You would never [Bleep.]
Block anybody in this whole House.
You were the coolest girl.
Like, you were mad cool.
You [Bleep.]
Changed.
You were the biggest team player in the house.
Not anymore, you changed.
It's not me.
I never changed since day one.
I'll never change, ever.
- Enough with the [Bleep.]
Blocking stuff.
- I never-that was a different-that was not you.
You don't hook up with girls, but I don't care.
I mean, that was a joke, I mean, that's fine.
Every single girl I know hooks up with girls.
That's fine.
- I don't know what's going on.
I'm not being myself.
- Exactly! So don't put the [Bleep.]
Issues on me! Don't say it's me.
It's you.
- Like, I would've never done that.
- I know it's not you.
Like, I know.
That isn't me.
I feel very, like, alone here, and I'm, like, just drinking, and then I do stupid Like I did last night.
And I just-instead of, like, fixing it, I just keep drinking.
- But if you have your own issues, please, I wish you would've told me.
Like, "yo, I got problems.
You gotta lay off the jokes or something.
" 'Cause sometimes my jokes are harsh, and then you did that thing with him, and you said you were wrong, and you never apologized.
Why? Well, I apologize, vin.
Thank you.
- And we're over it, so we're not - Well, I'm good.
.
- We're fine now.
- I do not hold any resentment.
We don't hate you at all.
We only moved the bed as a joke.
That was only-sometimes, we push the limit, but - Like, you just didn't know how I felt, I guess.
So make a change.
You have so much time still to just - And we'll help.
- Exactly.
And talk to us.
- Just whatever you do, don't take any advice from Sammi.
Oh, my God.
See what I mean.
- Okay.
Love you! Let's go to bed, please.
Let's all kiss and make up.
Good night.
- You should sleep in here.
- I am.
Let's go get your stuff.
I can't escape all the problems I've made for myself I'm in hell, here's a look but don't stay I can't escape - Yo, get my old deena back.
- For myself, I'm in hell take a look, but don't stay Buona sera.
Pizza.
It's the first day of work.
The best pizza in the world.
- This is going to be a miserable job, so let's just get a little buzz on.
Nicole, open the door! You.
- Ron.
I'm like, "oh, great.
Ron and Sam.
" But then I hear Mike.
- I don't get involved in your [Bleep.]
Relationship! Are you [Bleep.]
Serious? And I'm like, "uh-oh.
" - Let's do it! - Stop! Let's do it! - Is this one of your guy's shirts? - That's mine.
- Oh.
- How'd get over there? - I don't know.
- Maybe we did the nasty last night.
Make-up sex? All right, let's go.
Do you need the map? - I think I know how to get there.
So this way.
Do we turn that way? - I don't think it's this way.
- Yes, it is.
Scusi.
Wait, this way? - No, I think it's this way.
I know how to get there.
- We're gonna be late.
- Oh, yeah, for sure.
Between me and Nicole, I think I have the better sense of direction.
Even when I'm drunk, like, I look around, I'm like, "all right.
" Wait a second.
Yeah, you'll see the pizza sign.
Yup, see? Good job.
Thank God for deena, or we'd be [Bleep.]
Ending up in Rome at this point.
- Buon giorno, ciao! - Ciao.
Ciao.
Come stai? Bien.
- So it's the first day of work, and I'm excited.
Like, in Jersey, even in Miami, I love to mess with the customers, so I'm gonna do that again in Italy.
I'm loud, and I like to get everybody going.
- Do you have a pink hat? Grazie.
- No.
- No pink? Just asking.
- No pink.
- Oh, God, I look like a boy.
I can't do that.
- You need to put inside.
Okay, that's a problem.
- Look, my bronzer's already coming off.
Whatever.
Okay.
Oh, shut up! Scusi.
I don't speak English.
I know.
I don't know what the You're saying any time you talk to me.
Right.
What the hell? Okay.
Give me the college girls.
- Hi, ladies.
- Best pizza in the world.
Thank you.
- Where are you going tonight? - Oh.
- Passing out flyers is the best way to meet girls, 'cause literally it gives me a reason to go up to the girls and find out what their plans are for the night.
If you don't come back, I'll find you.
- Oh, really? - I live out here now.
What's Pauly doing? Just standing out there for his good looks? - Where are you from? - Uh, england.
- Mm, england? - Yeah.
England, oh.
I love it this time of year.
You wanna try a pizza? - Sure.
- It's the best in firenze.
It's this way, though.
- Awesome.
- Yeah, buddy.
Yeah, I should get commission for this.
Yeah, buddy.
Pizza! Pizza! Scusi.
Best pizza.
Scusi.
Ciao.
Buona sera.
Pizza.
Oh, yeah! Pizza, yeah! - What is it like over there, seriously? It's pretty cool.
- It'd be better if I was there? - Yeah, it'd be way better if you were here.
You'd probably live at the same house, though.
That might be an issue.
Is that cool? - I know that Ron has been calling this girl, Hannah, from long island that I kind of know about.
- I don't care if Ron's Another girl in the other room.
I just don't want Drama, because I don't want it to ruin our time.
I want to talk to you.
Me? - I knew that you were talking a lot to a Hannah.
It seemed like there was many phone calls made, so I don't know.
Jenni's my friend, but it's not your business, not your relationship.
Keep your nose out of other people's relationships.
- I just wanted to make sure.
She's not coming or anything, though, right? I started fresh with her.
If it doesn't work out, it don't work out.
That's the way you do it.
- Keep it moving? I just wanted to - It's the way it should be.
- See if everything's okay.
- Nikki, your pizza's ready! Nikki! Nikki? Are you Nikki? - Hi.
- What are you doing, sleeping? - No, I didn't hear you call.
- The pizza's ready.
- Having to sit there forever wasting your days away Don't mind me, now.
I just gotta clean these [Bleep.]
Plates.
- Mmm, that's prpretty good, though.
Between meatballs at work today, I realized that this is going to be a miserable job.
We could fit both of us in this bag.
- Yeah, okay.
It's not joke.
Just meatballs in a bag.
- Okay.
- Okay? How much longer do we got? Soon.
I need a wine.
I can't take this.
Will you look for a wine with me real quick? Of course.
- Guh, guh, guh.
Let's just get a little buzz on.
- I'll be on the lookout.
You watch here.
- The wine case is, like, right behind the counter, so I'm like, "how the Am I gonna do this?" Marco's like a Nazi, first of all.
So I go to a customer.
Can you get one for us? I'll give you money.
Okay.
- Two? - Two, yeah.
And come to the back, by the bathroom.
Yes.
Whoo-hoo! Holla.
She buys us a bottle of wine.
Hurry, hurry, hurry.
Grazie.
Oh, keep it.
So, I'u, like, really crazy right now with the wine.
I mean, I just love Italy wine.
Me and deena just start chugging.
Nicole and Deena.
Nicole! Deena! - Coming.
She just has her period.
I have my "perioso.
" Open the door.
- Vinny! Did you saw the beach in Italy? - I don't speak Italian fluently, but there is an international language of love.
I don't want to screw you! Nicole! Deena! - Coming.
She just has her period.
Open the door.
She has her period.
She has her period? I gave her a tampon.
- All right.
- Let's work! Maybe that's yours.
- That's not mine.
- Sure? Positive.
Maybe that's yours.
No, no.
No? That's not ours.
- I don't drink a white wine.
After, we need to talk, okay? - That's weird.
- That's not good job.
- Oh, my God! Marco wasting all that wine is definitely alcohol abuse, because I could have drank that.
Well, this job sucks.
Scusi.
- No.
- What's up? - I think today was good that we hung out and stuff.
Now I feel, like, ten times better.
I do, too.
Ew.
- Ew, did you just get pooped on? - Mm-hmm.
- That's good luck.
It is? - Yeah, but don't put it near me.
Pauly got pooped on.
Keep going straight.
The white one.
- Me and Ronnie today are walking around.
Ron's, like, buying [Bleep.]
For Sam, which is really sweet.
She likes stuff like this.
But I'm just kind of concerned that this guy knows what he's doing.
- Yeah, the whole [Bleep.]
Thing is I called her once, like, on the first night, and I was piss drunk, yadda yadda.
- I don't give a Either way.
I just don't want to be blindsided.
I know.
Ciao.
Baby.
You bought me stuff? Oh, my God.
Look at this.
I love this.
Sure.
Thank you.
- I actually bought Sam something for no reason, just to see her smile on her face.
- You picked this out? - Yeah.
- Like, yourself? Like, you picked this whole thing out? Yeah.
- Oh, I'm so excited right now.
I felt, like, my heart, like, melt.
I love this.
I'm, like, completely head over heels in love with Ron just by the way he's just changed.
Thank you so much.
Aw, the love birds.
I like you these days.
I'm hungry.
- Do you want me to wear one of your dresses or no? Wear whatever you want.
- After what went down with Mike, I don't want to see his face.
I just want nothing to do with him, so me and jenni decide to go out to dinner by ourselves.
- May we have extra lemon, please? Lemons? That's great.
- May we have two more plates, please? Maybe a little water.
Can we have a little extra marinara? - Jenni is With this waiter.
- Sorry.
We're a pain in the butt.
- I just think it's funny.
It's like my entertainment.
- Did you make a list for jionni? To bring stuff? Well, I just said, you know, "bring my clothes and your penis, and that's all I need.
" Oh, my God, like, I miss smushing.
I miss having sex.
Like, what the Am I gonna do? - You should get a dildo made.
- Oh, like a Clay of his penis? Mm-hmm.
- I never knew that you can mold somebody's penis.
It's like he'll always be with me.
I might do it.
I'll do that.
- Turn Roger into a vibrator.
Will you show me his? We can compare.
Just asking.
- As of right now, me and Sam are happy with each other.
And it's like, we're in Italy.
Let's be romantic.
Let's go out.
Let's go to dinner.
Ciao.
- Ciao.
- Uh, two? - Due.
Si, grazie.
Prego.
- Thank you for today, like, all the stuff.
You're welcome.
- It feels like when you first go out with somebody and you have, like, those feelings where all you wanna do is you just, like, hug and kiss.
I'm actually glad that the drama has nothing to do with us.
- That's what I've been saying, dude.
I was actually at the table with the guys the other day, and I was like, "for the first time, the drama isn't about me and Sam.
" - We had forgot what it was like to have fun, and I'm just really focusing on that.
Are we gonna get it on tonight? Winning.
Ew.
Ew, please don't do that.
Now, there's one issue that I don't know how to deal with.
You remember Hannah? Ron called her and said that he was flying her out here.
I didn't know that.
- But, I mean, it's gonna come out.
Should I just let it be? We'll type an anonymous letter.
"Ron made out with two girls.
" - Who wrote the note? You two! - Did you grow some balls all of the sudden? - People become [Bleep.]
, too! Aah! Let it be.
You bring it up again, it's gonna be a whole Miami thing that we said we would never do.
- Yet again, I'm the one that gets to find out about the Other chick.
Let it be.
- Broken flowers lookin' to fall I like us like this.
Me, too.
Words were sweet they were wrong I look for you in parts and on trains - I'm tired of you trying to check me.
I'm gonna check you soon.
Me and Sam are just like throwing kerosene into a fire.
Go tell him what the [Bleep.]
You told me.
- Yeah, you wanna hit me? Let's do it! Stop! Looks so pretty at night when you're, like, sober and remember it.
We're going to the new place? - Yup, yab.
Like, it's my day yab.
Let's go crazy - That'she yab right there.
- This is the first night we're going to club yab, and everybody's excited.
It's gonna be a good night, as usual.
Time to get down let me get that, hit that stay till I rip till I get that, dawg, I'm-a whip that Hip-hop night.
Work on my six-pack work till we get that yeah, what you see is what you get what you don't is me headed overseas Yab is pretty dope.
The girls are a mixture of Italian girls, American girls, older girls, younger girls.
Vinny! Did you-did you saw the beach in Italy? No, noI don't see.
My eyes are always open to gls that I have to speak Italian to, because it's a challenge, you know what I mean? - You have to go at least one day! - I don't know, I don't know.
- Don't know? What do you do mean, "you don't know? " I don't know! I don't speak Italian fluently, but there is an international language of love.
Vinny! I don't want to screw you! You don't wanna what? - UhhLike, uh, I don't want to screw you! I just want to talk to you! I swear to God! - You don't really wanna get left behind can't find your way, can't find your mind through the prism, through the prism Wait, where's Ronnie? Laser beams, light flare - Right now, I'm having a good time, and I'm not gonna do what I always do.
When I'm back with Sam, it's all about Sam, Sam, Sam.
And I don't want to do that here in Italy.
- Short circuits when I shock the system What is this girl doing? - I'm dancing, like, three feet above some fat chick, and Sam just gives me a dirty look.
Through the prism through the prism - I guess Sam thought she was trying to dance with me.
Sam gets mad.
Shocking.
Come on! - Babe.
Babe, come here.
I want to talk to you like a normal person.
Look.
I'm the type of person where, like, if something's bothering me, I can't just seem to let it go.
I have to try and fix it at the time, especially when I'm drunk.
I saw what I saw, and, like, it bothered me.
- You see me go Like this on a table - And a blonde girl before that.
- A blonde? You are out of your [Bleep.]
Mind! Me and Sam talking when we're drunk is like throwing kerosene into a fire.
I don't know why I give in to this.
And I've been told by many people that I don't deserve it.
- Really? - Yeah, really! - So, I'm the [Bleep.]
Idiot? - Really! - I apologize.
You're not doing anything wrong.
- How many times can you apologize for the same thing? - Okay, then don't be with me, but I'm telling you I'm sorry.
- Well, this isn't gonna work out 'cause you don't trust me.
So how about that? She got mad at me tonight for some bull.
And at this point I was like, "I can't deal with this anymore.
" It's like you're acting like the same person that I left five months ago, and this is the reason why I left you.
She don't Deserve me.
- I forget the world when I hear the dj play the perfect record that'll take it away I'm in the back of the club with the whole crew - As usual, I'm nabbin' girls, more than one.
Are they 21? - And I'm nabbing a girl for Pauly, so, you know, let's go! Hell, yeah, I got this.
- Two girls, two guys, seems like a party to me.
- I'm coming home with you.
- Thank you.
Is that what you wanted? - That's what I wanted.
- Okay.
And this little girl talkin' 'bout she in love but I think that it's the- - You two were doing so good today.
I just don't understand what went wrong.
- Yo, there's so many stairs.
You think you're done? Well, you're not.
Okay, let me show you around.
This is my telephone - oh, okay.
- That's-that's what happens when you take steroids.
I've been blinded.
- By what? Vagina? I told you I don't put On a pedestal.
I put it on the couch and the floor, exactly were it [Bleep.]
Goes, same place I smash it.
And you know at this point, You! - Unfazed, she's motivated by her lack of charm - Well, you know what, you're probably realizin' it.
Maybe this is it.
Maybe this is what you needed to see.
I'm glad.
- I gotta- hit me back later.
- Although she's 21, she tells them all she's 28 Fine with Sammi, bro? What happened bro? You just got back together with her five minutes ago and you're fighting with her again? Let's talk about love let's talk about hate last time that we spoke it was a little much too late Ron, can we talk? I think we need to talk.
Get out of my room.
I'm tired of you trying to check me.
I'm tired of you trying to check me.
I'm gonna check you soon.
- Don't talk to me like I'm two years old.
- So then, get out! Don't deal with it.
So then, get out.
- Tell me to slow my roll.
- You're already going to bed? You coming to bed? - I'm not coming to bed.
Come on.
- I hate when girls waste my time and don't wanna deal.
Are you gonna lay down or not? - I mean, I don't wanna lay down yet.
It's so early.
No problem.
Ciao.
Ciao! It's 4:00 in the morning.
Why the [Bleep.]
Are you coming back to my house if they're not trying to get it in? - Let me put that in my bag.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- We gotta go, unless you wanna stay here.
I can go by myself.
- I'm gonna go with We're a package deal.
- No, no, like - I just got to go.
- No matter how hard I try right now, Pauly's girl's definitely Blocking, and she's gonna leave no matter what.
- Bye, gorgeouses.
- Bye.
Get home safe.
But you know what? I always got a back-up plan on my back up plan, so I called Britney.
Hello.
- Come see me for an hour or two? Why not.
Bam.
Are you okay? You all right? - Yeah.
I got Britney coming up, I'm just gonna go in the smash room.
It's all you, bro.
It's none of my business, but you both love each other at the end of the day, so just know that.
At the end of the day.
At the end of the day, you both do.
That's all I'm saying.
- It's bull.
- Can I lay right here? Not on you.
- No, you can sit up.
It's fine.
- I don't really feel like that.
- So you lay down, and I'll sit up.
- Okay.
Can I use your blanket? Thanks.
So we're not friends anyway? - I gotta live with you.
- That's it? - That's what it is.
It's what it's gotta be.
- 'Cause I make mistakes, and you make mistakes, like, [Bleep.]
Mike told me the [Bleep.]
Brats are [Bleep.]
[Bleep.]
His mouth.
"Ron said he's Bringing home "Five [Bleep.]
Girls.
He's got girls on his way.
" - I didn't wanna say anything, 'cause he was drunk, but Ronnie was like, "I got, like, five girls coming to the house right now.
" And I was like, "all right," you know.
- And you know what I [Bleep.]
Did? I brushed it off my [Bleep.]
Shoulders, 'cause I don't give a What anybody has to say, or what you have to say when you're drunk.
And you know what, I'm sorry.
- I got girls? Five girls on the way? - That's what he Said to me actually.
Ask-ask jenni, ask anybody.
He said it to me.
- I probably have a lot of girls that would be on their way if I wanted them to.
I know you do.
"Mike said?" This is Is [Bleep.]
Amazing.
Now, I'm gonna flip the Out on this kid! Now I'm about to Get real [Bleep.]
Gully.
At this point, I'm [Bleep.]
Done with Mike.
He wants to Play both sides.
So not it's time for me to put him in his [Bleep.]
Place.
Now About to go down.
I'm gonna Him up.
Wake the [Bleep.]
Up.
Now you wanna be a bitch? You Tellin' my girlfriend that I have girls, like, on the way if I want to? - What are you talking about, bro? Get the [Bleep.]
Up, bro, 'cause now I'm gonna flip the [Bleep.]
Out.
- Mike told me, "Ron said he's got girls on his way.
" - "Mike said?" Wake the [Bleep.]
Up.
You Tellin' my girlfriend that I have girls on the way if I want to? Now the About to go down.
I gonna [Bleep.]
Him up.
Wake the [Bleep.]
Up.
Now you wanna be a bitch? Get the [Bleep.]
Up, bro.
- What are you talking about? - You're such a [Bleep.]
Tough guy.
What are you talking about? - You're always Talking [Bleep.]
About me behind my [Bleep.]
Back when it comes to Sam.
- What are you talking about? - 'Cause now I'm done playing this [Bleep.]
Bull[Bleep.]
Now.
- I hear screaming, and it's like Ron and Sam bull[Bleep.]
, so I'm like, "ugh, goin' back to bed.
" I don't feel like dealing with this.
- Tell him what the [Bleep.]
You told me, 'cause now About to go down.
Go tell him what the [Bleep.]
Told me.
Go tell him what you- I'm gonna [Bleep.]
Him up if you don't tell him.
Tell him.
- I haven't spoken with you in a year.
- Yeah, tell him what the [Bleep.]
You told me.
Tell him what the you told me.
"Ron said he's gonna bring home girls tonight.
" Remember you said that? - I didn't wanna say anything, 'cause he was drunk, But ronnie was like, "I got, like, five girls Coming to the house right now.
" Remember you said that? No.
- No? You don't remember that? - No.
- 'Cause I made that up? - You don't remember that? - No.
- Why would I make that up, though? - You don't remember that? - No.
- 'Cause I made that up? - You know what? Why would I make that up? Now you can Take your And get the [Bleep.]
Out, bro.
- Ron.
- Get the [Bleep.]
Out, bro.
- Stop, Ron! - Get the [Bleep.]
Out, bro.
- I'm like, "oh, great, Ron and Sam.
" But then I hear Mike.
Ron.
- You ain't [Bleep.]
Welcome in this room, bro.
And I'm like, "uh-oh.
" - Ron, I don't get involved in- I don't get involved in your relationship, Ron.
Please.
- Stop! - Please don't be irrational right now, Ron.
Yo, I don't get- I don't get [Bleep.]
Involved in your relationship! - Don't get loud with me, bro.
- I don't get involved in your [Bleep.]
Relationship! I'm not [Bleep.]
Takin' this! Are you [Bleep.]
Serious? I [Bleep.]
Stay away all the [Bleep.]
Time! - Yeah? - Yeah, you wanna hit me? You wanna hit me? You wanna hit me, tough guy? You wanna [Bleep.]
Do it? You wanna throw my [Bleep.]
Bed? You wanna throw my [Bleep.]
Bed? Come on! You wanna do this? Let's do it! Let's do it! Hey, stop! Stop! How's your face seem? - Look at me.
Just look at me.
He needs help.
- Mike, I'm here with you, bro.
It's Pauly.
I'm here with you, bro.
- I don't want that poor kid to die.
This isn't funny anymore.
Oh, my God! - Ronnie, you're talking to me.
Come on.
He needs you Ron.
Stop.
I'm so mad that jenni's talking to Ron.
Get the [Bleep.]
Out! Tell her to get the [Bleep.]
Out.
- Please.
- I [Bleep.]
Up tonight.
- Please, I'm Begging you for our house, just Give us a minute.
Why can't you just accept it? Go down and check on him.
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