Lab Rats (2012) s04e04 Episode Script

Synced and corrected By Katniss Everdeen Guys, guess what I found.
Where did you get a dog? And please do not say from a guy with sunglasses and a cane.
No.
He started sniffing me when I got on the hydraloop, then he went crazy and wouldn't leave me alone.
And did you by any chance have meat in your pockets? No! Wait, is salami a meat? He can't stay.
Whoa.
Did you see that? You said stay, and he did.
He's a genius.
Otis?! - (Whistles) - (Whimpers) Oh, that's my dog.
He was a stray I took in and nursed back to health back when Krane and I bought our first evil lair together.
Actually, it was more of an evil townhouse.
How were we ever afraid of you? This guy got me through some pretty rough times.
Well, it's nice to hear that you had someone to comfort you while you were plotting to kill us.
I think Otis ran away because Krane terrified him.
He must've been searching for me forever.
I bet he smelled my scent on Adam, and followed him back here.
Are you sure it's the same dog? Absolutely.
Watch this.
Otis, sit.
- Look left.
- Look right.
- Speak.
- (Barks) Whoa.
I can't even do all that.
I'll tell you another little secret.
Otis has super strength.
Wait.
You gave bionics to an animal? He was injured, and I did it to save his life.
I'm glad you saved him, but I can't believe you wasted bionics on a dog.
I wouldn't say wasted.
Do your thing, Otis.
Whoa! Cool.
I thought I was gonna have to train him to do that.
The world's first bionic superhumans they're stronger than us, faster, smarter.
The next generation of the human race is living on a bionic island.
(Sneezes) Chase, could you keep it down? Otis and I are playing cards.
All right, what do ya got? Another ace? You're a lot better than the other dogs I play with.
Adam, that fur factory is making me sneeze.
You have got to get rid of him.
Stop right there.
Otis is the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Oh, really? Better than being a bionic superhuman, and going on life-saving missions? Mm-hmm.
He lets me rub his belly.
What's up, Otis? (Sneezes) Is he still making you sneeze? Yes.
I must be allergic to him.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
How do you know he's not allergic to you? - Adam.
- Okay.
Chill out.
I know just the thing that'll make you feel better.
Hit it, Otis.
(Playing up-tempo tune) Not his best.
He's much better on guitar.
Adam, I know you love Otis, I do, too.
But Chase can't live like this.
Fine.
I have a solution.
- Chase lives in a bubble.
- I'm not living in a bubble.
You're right.
It'll be much easier if you just leave the island.
Thank you for your service, and good luck.
No, no.
He's right.
Chase was here first, so Otis has to go.
Oh, thank you so much for choosing me over a dog.
Well, it wasn't easy.
How could you just cave like that? Relax.
We're not gettin' rid of Otis.
Oh, I get it.
So we're taking Chase to the pound.
No, we're gonna hide Otis.
Right.
Then we take Chase to the pound.
So bottom line, sweetie pie, I really am the glue that binds this bionic team together.
(Girl) Leo, I love it when you talk about you.
And I love that you love when I talk about me.
I could talk to you all day, Leo.
So glad you're my lady.
Who you talking to, Leo? Mr.
Davenport.
That sounded like a girl.
I think we can both agree that is one of his many faults.
Leo.
Okay.
It's this new girl I've been talking to.
Wow.
I never knew you were such a ladies' man.
I've been trying to tell you.
- Hey, Leo.
- Yes, beautiful.
My battery's at four percent.
Could you put me on the charger? Wait.
The girl that you've been talking to is your phone? No.
What makes you say that? Shelly, stop vibrating.
I'll charge you later.
Okay.
Shelly's my new smartphone assistant.
It started off as a few meaningless reminders.
Leo, don't forget your wallet.
Leo, brush your teeth.
Leo, the bus is here to take you to wacky town.
But she learned all my habits.
Now she knows me better than anyone.
Shelly gets me, and for 39.
99 a month, she's gonna continue to get me.
Look, I don't know what's sadder the fact that you're dating your phone, or that I think your phone can do better.
Otis, Chase is coming.
Hide.
I can still see you.
Adam, are you reading a book? No, I'm pretending to read a book.
Oh, why am I still sneezing? Because you refuse to live in a bubble.
Pretty smooth, huh? Come on, Otis.
I think it's time for you to teach me that chess game you're always talking about.
Aha! I knew it.
My allergies are worse than ever.
- You kept Otis.
- What? No.
That's not Otis.
Stand, Otis.
This is our long-lost cousin Bolgia From the old country, where shaving is illegal.
Adam, that's a dog in a blanket.
Look, I know she's not the most attractive woman, but she's family.
(Beeping) Oh, no.
There's been an accident in the explosives area.
Let's go.
Come on, Bolgia.
Let's show Chase that trick where you run like a dog.
Check it out, Shelly.
I borrowed someone else's phone so I could get a selfie of both of us.
Oh, that was so thoughtful.
Perfect.
Now let's get one of me whispering in your ear.
- Leo.
- This is normal; I'm not ashamed.
Okay, this has gone on long enough.
You're inside all day, you've stopped bathing, and every time I try to call you, it goes straight to voice-mail.
(Shelly giggling) That's 'cause I blocked your calls.
That's naughty.
That's it.
You have got to break up with that machine.
Are you crazy?! She can hear you.
She is right in my hand.
Am I crazy? You're in love with a phone.
- You love me? - We'll talk later.
This isn't healthy.
Sure, it's just a bunch of conversations right now, but then what? You gonna go take her out for a big night on the town? She does know all the best places, and the quickest ways to get there.
(Sighs) Leo, aside from me, when was the last time you interacted with a real person? For your information, I've talked to a lot of real people.
The lady I bought Shelly's case from, the guy who set up Shelly's calling plan, the dude from tech support who okay, this is bad.
I need help.
Douglas! - What happened? - I don't know.
I was in here doing inventory, and when I turned the corner, I tripped on something and everything fell.
Well, we know one thing.
This was no accident.
Someone strung a trip wire.
Right.
And it was stretched from here to here, which means it had to have been someone with at least 12-foot arms.
Someone rigged that wire to the explosives.
If it had worked, the whole place would've blown, with you in it.
Otis, sniff.
Okay.
Go get the bad guy.
Oh.
I knew it.
It was you! I live here.
Why would I want to blow this place up? Don't ask me to explain the motives of a mad man.
Let me measure your arms.
Got a tape measure? Bang, bang.
I checked every inch of the explosives area.
I still can't figure out who set that trap.
Oh, please, end the charade, you demented genius.
I'm gonna go scan the security footage to see who's responsible.
And would somebody please get that dog off the island.
All right, Adam.
The jig is up.
I have to take Otis back to the mainland.
Oh, fine.
(Whimpers) Oh, wait, he wants to say good-bye.
I know, buddy.
I'm gonna miss you, too.
I'll think of you every time I drag my butt across the rug.
What are you doing? That is disgusting.
And why do I think Otis' tongue is cleaner than yours? Ah, great.
He's loose.
Come on, we have to go get him.
What are you doing?! I don't know.
I can't stop.
But your pants taste surprisingly good.
It's like you ran through a field of bacon.
(Laughing on computer) Oh, Laughy Cat, that is not the litter box.
(Shelly) Leo, where are you? You off somewhere with that cheap tablet again? Say good-bye, Shelly.
What have you done to Leo? I'm calling the police and just so you know, I'm a phone, so I can.
Do it! Changing existing settings.
(Man's voice with British accent) Hey there, my name's Liam.
What's your name? What? I must've hit the wrong button.
Or the right one.
Who am I speaking to, love? I must know the name that goes along with such a heavenly voice.
You like my voice? Of course I do.
I like everything about you.
Oh.
Well, if you must know, my name's Bree.
Ah, Bree.
A beautiful name.
The creative warrior.
Irish origins.
A Celtic spirit running wild.
Really? Well, I do like to run.
I've been all over the academy, and I can't find Otis anywhere.
And this one, I can't get rid of.
Hey, cut it out! I'm trying, but I can't.
- Ooh, I heard a cat.
- Get down.
I found out what happened in the explosives area.
Look.
Yeah.
Otis was the one who tried to take you out.
That's impossible.
We've always been best friends.
(Growling) Red means love, right? I better scan his chip to see what's going on.
He's got super strength, heat vision, and an override app? Why would you give Otis an override app? I didn't.
Why would a dog need Wait a minute.
It must've been Krane.
After I turned on him, I bet he reprogrammed Otis' chip and gave him a mission find me and take me out.
And now, he's controlling Adam to help him do it, which is why he's acting like a dog.
(Growling) Adam, stop.
You have to fight it.
Can't you just use your override app on him? No, I can't override an override app, guy who built me.
Okay, you are a bad dog.
Oh, come on, how could I not get a treat for that? Ooh, I know.
Throw harder.
Otis, please don't make me use this.
Okay.
Please don't make me use these.
I got an idea.
Run! Run? That's your idea, smartest guy in the world? Just go.
Who wants the stick? Who wants the stick? Otis.
Adam.
Look what I got.
Oh, it's a ball.
You want the ball? You want the ball? Yes, I do, I do, I do.
I want the ball, I want the ball.
- Give me the ball, give me the ball.
- Go and get the ball.
Come on, Otis.
You know you want it.
Who's a good doggie? Go get the ball.
Fine.
Um ahem.
You stay here, I'll go get the ball.
(Liam laughing) Oh, Liam, it is so nice to finally meet a guy who I can just shut off and put in a drawer when I'm done with him.
Okay, Bree, I've learned my lesson.
I'm completely over Shelly.
And to prove it, I'm gonna return my phone.
Now, where's my little Shelly-belly sweetheart? Uh, you can't have your phone, because I don't even know where it is.
- I lost it.
- (Liam) I'm right here, buttercup.
Buttercup? Who's that? Uh, no one.
No one? (Muffled speaking) Care to explain those sounds coming from down below? If I say it's gas, will you leave me alone? - Give me that phone.
- No! Leo, I can't.
You know I've always been a sucker for British accents.
He calls me his lass.
What can I say? Liam completes me.
Liam? You turned my Shelly into a dude? - Give it back.
- No! Face it, Leo, Shelly's dead, and she's never coming back.
(Shrieking) (Ferocious barking) How did you get this much saliva on it? That's not saliva.
If you can find a way to distract Otis, I can use the chip extractor on him.
How? I've tried everything.
Balls, toys, bones.
You have bones? Everything a dog likes, but they only work on Adam.
Wait.
Otis was always crazy about peanut butter.
I'm on it.
Come on, Otis.
I saved your life.
I love you, man.
You don't wanna hurt me.
Or maybe you do.
I got it.
Hey, Otis, look what I got.
Look, Otis.
Peanut butter.
It's your favorite.
It's not working.
We have to think bigger.
Much bigger.
Oh, Otis.
I'm extra chunky.
My legs are sticking, my legs are sticking! Good idea with the net, Chase.
- Thanks.
Mr.
Davenport - Yeah, no one cares.
Got his chip.
Oh, yeah, Otis is back.
Hey, boy.
I'm exhausted.
What's that smell? Ooh, peanut butter.
Adam, stop.
Don't blame me.
It's the dog.
But I removed his chip.
Okay, it's me.
So you found Otis a good home? Yeah, big yard, kids, nice family.
The Kranes.
No relation.
All right, Otis, this is good-bye.
You'll always be in my heart.
After eating all that grass, so will those worms.
(Bree) Give me back that phone.
Don't worry, Shelly, I've got you.
Don't listen to him, Liam.
- I'll save you.
- (Both struggling) You can have it.
No, I'm good.