Search Party (2016) s04e04 Episode Script

Portia? You're needed on set.
I'm ready.
Aww.
Oh, wow.
Oh, my gosh! This is so exciting.
This is so eerie.
This looks, like, exactly like a place we would've had brunch, down to the tables and everything.
Like a restaurant? Oh, my God.
Portia! Portia, it's me, Portia.
Hi.
Oh, my Or should I say, it's you, Portia.
- Hi! - Wow.
- Hi.
- Wow.
So good to meet you.
You look you look really good.
- Oh, thank you.
- You look awesome.
I have to tell you, I'm such a fan.
I mean, when they told me that Donna DiMarco was playing me, my jaw dropped.
- You know, you're just a legend.
- Oh, thank you.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, and then I just was like, wait, are we the same age? I'm not that much older, but, um Anyway, I'm so happy that you're acting still.
Yes! Oh, gosh, yes, girl.
I am thriving.
Yeah, ever since I became a mom, I've been making these antibiotic lollipops now for kiddos, so I just boil doxycycline, a little bit of simple syrup, try to keep it all organic, all that stuff.
- You have kids? - No.
No, not yet? - We're not the same age.
- Oh, okay.
Oh, hey, have you met the boys? - You have to meet the boys.
- No.
Hi! Hi.
- Oh, my gosh.
- Hi.
Oh, it's so great to meet you.
It's so good to meet you.
I'm Portia.
- I'm Nate.
- Nate.
- And I'm playing your GBF.
- Eek! - Elliott is such a riot.
- Yeah.
Oh, my God, he's got a twisted mind.
It's crazy he believes any of the stuff he says.
- Yeah.
- You know, it's probably 'cause his brain chemicals are like, "Blah!" So, Portia, why were you friends with these people? Oh, I'm still friends with them.
I do love them.
Very much, actually.
- Well, I'm Freddy.
- Hi, Freddy.
- I'm playing Drew.
- Oh, my It is such an honor to be working with you.
Listen, I am so sorry about what's happened to you.
Oh, thank you, and I am just I'm so happy you're playing Drew.
I think it's so cool that they did that.
Well, you're playing an Iraqi American woman.
- That is true.
- I sorry.
I just I had this idea for Portia.
Great.
So I thought that Portia could, like, always be chewing gum in the scenes, right? But just, like, really, like Really open-mouth, like, chewing, and then anytime anyone said anything shocking, she could be like Does that kind of vibe with who you - I'm sorry.
- That's okay.
Portia, I'm here for just a few minutes - for a fitting.
- Hi.
And I wanted to say hi while I was on set today.
- So nice to meet you.
- I'm Charlotte.
Hi.
Hi, Charlotte.
Who are you playing? I'm playing Chantal.
No.
- Sorry? - What? No, sorry, not no.
Sorry, this is just This is all so interesting.
This is so interesting.
I had to look for you.
Do you know how stressful that was? It was dark and I thought every mailbox that I passed was you.
I couldn't catch a break.
Then my coat got snagged in the car door in the middle of Skid Row.
And my shoe fell off, and I stepped on the cold street with my bare foot.
What a fiasco, by the way.
And all I could think was if you were okay.
Well, hello, neighbor! Excuse me very much! What do you think you are up to? I'm decorating.
It sounded like maybe you didn't have a plan to do so, and so I thought, why not help you do your share to spread some seasonal cheer.
Well, I'll have you know that this is my property.
And I must ask you to leave immediately.
I will not have some thick-headed townie showing off her stilt work on my yard.
Out! Out! Out! Look, lady, I tried to be nice, I tried to be polite, and I get that city folk let seasons come and go without any respect for what they mean to this country, but in this town, we do things a little differently.
We care.
You should care about getting down from that ladder and getting back in your car within the next six seconds.
Or I'm gonna tell everybody in this town that you hit me! What? I am not doing that.
You're doing that.
You're a crazy woman! I am intimate with the most desperate and ostentatious lawyers on the whole East Coast, and they would love to make anybody's life a goddamn nightmare! They are begging for the green light.
All it takes is one text.
You Grinch.
You Scrooge.
You abominable snow-woman! Help.
Help.
Help.
Is there someone in your car calling for help? Call call the police.
The police? What for, hon? I just don't understand why you need to leave so suddenly.
Yeah, I don't know.
The email just said, like, "Oh, we'd be honored "if you would be the alumni speaker "at this year's senior ring ceremony, "but you have to leave immediately," so I mean, it just seems kinda rude not to give you at least a month or even a day to prepare a speech.
I think that I'm like the last-minute fill-in for someone that dropped out or something, so think I'm just gonna have to wing it.
Well, when will you be back? You know, 'cause I was really hoping we could work the Snowflake Gala together.
Yeah, I should be back by then.
Um, but who knows, right? 'Cause I actually might stay a couple extra days to see my family in Chicago.
So can we just play it by ear? Well can you just promise me you'll be back by then? Yeah, I'll I'm really gonna try my best.
This doesn't have anything to do with Dory, does it? Wait, no, you're not talking about, like, my ex-girlfriend Dory, right, like I accidentally looked at your Google history.
It just popped up.
And you look her up, like, every day.
No.
No.
No, no, no, no, no.
I do why would it do that? That is so that's, um That's so weird.
Oh, I bet it I think it's probably the presets.
Yeah, 'cause that was, um, the first thing that I had Googled when I bought the laptop, so then I bet it just now Googles it automatically every single day.
You're not lying to me, are you? Yeah, no, I'm I-I I am I am not lying.
I think I love you.
Yes.
And, um yeah, I am having big, big feelings too.
"Big feelings"? S-so you don't You don't love me.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's not It's okay.
No, that That's what I was saying.
It means it means the same thing.
Hey, hey, I I love ya.
Well, good.
Yeah, good.
For the love of God, somebody help! I think I cracked a rib, and I need medical attention! Ow.
Please.
Stop.
No one can hear you.
Well, what do we do? There's nothing we can do.
What? Why do you live like this? Is this how you wanna live? No.
This is how he wants me to live.
I have no choice.
So Lylah's a man, right? Yes.
His name is Chip.
I knew it was a wig.
Once, I saw her at the market and I thought, "My God, that woman's hair looks completely upside-down.
" He keeps me down here.
Then let's escape! Let's beat the hell out of him.
It's two against one, and I got my grandfather's forearms.
Please don't do that.
He's the only one who knows the code to get out of here, and if he dies, we die.
How could you just let this happen to yourself? I don't understand your generation.
So snap out of it! I had my chance.
I blew it.
Is this where you potty? - They're perfect.
- Beautiful.
Mmm-mmm-mmm.
Behold the Elliott Gun.
There's gonna be one in every household in America before the end of the year.
- Oh - Uhh And just like the prototype promises, no safety, always loaded.
No, you figured out a way to keep it always loaded? - How? - Oh, I don't know.
None of us know.
But seriously, you have made a lot of very rich men even richer, and that is not something we take lightly.
Mmm.
We got a call from, uh Warren Peaches.
About you.
Yesterday evening.
Whoa, I'm sorry, wait, wait, wait.
Warren Peaches, the CEO of this network, knows my name? Oh, he more than knows your name.
- He's a fan.
- Oh, my God.
And his message was crystal clear.
"Make Elliott Goss a star.
" Elliott, we not only wanna launch Elliott Guns.
We wanna make you a major face of this network.
Oh, my heavens! Okay, but what does that mean exactly? Like, what happens to the show? What happens to Charlie? Oh, don't worry about Charlie.
I hate Charlie.
- Everyone here hates Charlie.
- Well She's fussy.
I wanna fire her myself, and I'm gonna do it in a scary way.
Oh.
Just worry about yourself, Elliott.
You're going to be a household name.
Yeah.
Food.
Uh, sorry, Lylah? Or I don't know.
Um, I would like to know what exactly you are considering doing with me.
I don't know! I don't know yet.
This was not part of the plan and I need time, okay? I need time to think.
Well, if you're not planning on killing me, I would be very grateful.
But I should say that I will need to eat very soon, and I sorry, but I absolutely cannot eat that.
At least I can't eat it without my medication, which I need to take in three hours.
And you should know that I have a corrugated heart, Poppy Gillies Type 2, gastritis, and chronic dropsy.
Can't have gluten or dairy unless it's unpasteurized and hot.
I don't like plantains, so don't even try and cook a meal like that.
And if there's a hint of spice, that is instant, instant diarrhea.
Can't have venison.
Ate too much one night.
I haven't gone near it since.
I am on my third heart, so no red meat, or at least no more than 2 ounces of a lean cut.
If I touch a peanut, I simply die.
Well, the nuggets are cooked in peanut oil.
I knew it.
I could feel my shoulders starting to break out.
If you can't tell, I'm not easy to keep alive.
Do you see, Dory? Do you see what happens when you betray me? Things get complicated! Do you guys remember that girl, Chantal Witherbottom? Do I.
That girl was like queen bee.
Every time she walked into class, all the boys' heads would turn.
And a few girls'.
Uh-oh.
I know that look.
Something on your mind, pussycat? Do you guys ever get that feeling in the back of your neck? Like pins? Or pricks.
That's it.
Pricks.
My love, listen to your instincts, okay? Now, you know I support you no matter what.
Hey, who wants to go clubbing tonight? I'm five years cancer-free, and I'm ready to tear it up.
I could get us into Dance 63.
I've been blowing the bouncer.
Guys, I'm serious.
I saw a news report that she's missing.
And I don't know how to explain what's happening to me.
But I know I can't just sit back and let it happen.
And I know this is gonna sound so stupid But if she dies, I die.
And cut.
I love working with you.
- Why did we cut? - Oof.
That felt really good.
I'm did one of you mess up? - No, I was word-perfect.
- Mm-mm.
Ah.
First scene, first take.
- Yes.
- Amazing.
Donna, I love you.
I love your Portia.
- Thanks.
- Yeah.
- How we doing? - Oh, I feel good.
- Oh, okay.
Okay.
- Yeah, I feel great.
How do you are you good? You want me to try something different? Um I don't know how to give this note, 'cause it's, um, it's kind of about changing your entire nature, right? So I'm just craving a little more devilishness, you know? Yeah.
I mean, this is literally a woman who did horrible things, and so even though it's not in the text in this scene, I still wanna feel that in you.
Well, I think just, um, 'cause I try to be a deep actor, I don't wanna make her like a caricature.
- You know what I mean? - Uh-huh.
You know what? Let's, uh let's just do another take.
- Okay, yeah, let's do it.
- And we'll see what happens.
- And just shake off.
- Yeah.
Shake off this one.
Except for you.
Except for you guys.
Keep it.
Okay.
I love her.
And then you mix exactly one teaspoon of the powder.
Teaspoon.
That's all.
- Hey, babe.
- Hey, Char-Char.
- What's wrong? - What? You're hiding something.
Hiding something? Me? You know something.
It's about me, I can tell.
- What do you know? - Nothing.
I literally don't know anything.
My mind has honestly been blank for hours.
- Tell me.
- Okay.
There's just some talk that there may be some changes at the network.
Why do you know this? It's so not a big deal.
They just had, like, a two-second chat with me about maybe taking on a little bit more.
Nothing major.
Okay, but you should maybe expect to possibly be fired and for me to become the face of everything, but honestly, who's to say what the future holds? Oh! Ow.
I see how it is.
You're fun.
They like you.
But they don't know you.
Not like I do.
I know who Elliott Goss really is.
- He's a pathetic loser.
- Hmm.
And the irony is is that this is his death sentence.
You can't handle pressure.
You never have.
Not with your books, not with your water bottles, and certainly not with this show.
Is that because deep down you know that you're just a buck-toothed baby with bear shit smeared across his face, praying for the rain to wash his dirty family away? Charlie, I'm sorry.
It's just all so out of my control, you know? Like, this is just what they want for me.
They even proposed like a line of guns for me.
I want guns! I will kill you! Elliott! Get back here! Ohh Oh, my God! Is she okay? What? Is that a book? What Charlie? Oh, God.
Help! Someone call 911! My friend was hit by a book! Wh where did that come from? Can I ask, where are we? I saw a license plate from Massachusetts.
Is that where we are? Oh, my God.
You don't even know what planet you're on.
Yes, this is Babyfoot, Massachusetts.
I'm happy you're here.
I haven't talked to anyone in months.
Well, that must be difficult.
The days just melt into each other.
There's no night here.
It's just one looong day.
I'm starting to wonder if I'm ever gonna get out of here.
Or if I should just kill myself.
Okay.
Stop, stop, stop.
I'm sorry, but you have got to stop talking about all the things you are talking about.
I don't talk like this.
My friends and I like to keep it light.
- Okay? - I'm sorry.
I don't have anyone else to talk to about this kind of stuff.
Okay, you know what I do when I am feeling down? I say to myself, "Paula Jo Bridgewater, you are a happiness warrior.
" So why don't you try that? What's your name? Dory.
Okay.
So you say, "Dory" Oh, I knew you looked familiar.
Oh, I know who you are.
You're that girl.
Oh, my God! I am trapped with a killer! Ah! Oh! A killer has trapped me in a room with a killer! Guys, look.
Unknown caller.
Answer it, Dor.
Hello? Chantal? Dory! - Dory, are you okay? - Dory! I think I found a clue.
I don't believe a word that she says.
Sorry, I just There's whispering.
I don't know if we're cutting.
Oh, it always feels personal, doesn't it? Ugh.
It's just the worst.
You guys can go.
You guys can go.
Oh.
Kay.
Kay.
Hi.
So I know it's dangerously late to start talking like this, but, um, I don't get what you're doing, right? It's, like, confusing me as to who Dory even is.
- Totally.
- It's just not clear.
Yeah.
She's just very complicated.
And, like, even after everything she did, I still don't know why she did it.
Okay.
So what I'm feeling right now is like maybe you're too close to her, and, you know, you can't even see her right now.
- Yeah.
- Here's an idea.
- Why don't you take a week off? - Okay.
Okay, and then come back to me with a Dory I understand.
- Thank you so much for - Does that make sense? Yeah.
Thanks for taking the time.
No, you don't have to thank me.
- Seriously.
- No, please don't.
Okay? Okay.
All right, everybody.
That's a wrap because of Portia.
Oh.
All right.
Here's everything you evidently must have.
And I just wanna say that I made a decision about what I'm going to do with you.
And my decision is that I just need more time to sort through everything.
Well, I'm sorry to say, but I think I need to be released, because I cannot share a cell with her.
Why not? Because she's a killer.
And I do not feel safe around killers.
This is my best friend.
She's a good person.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, I'm sorry.
Only a bad person would say that Dory's a bad person.
You're a bad person.
You're a mean, disgusting, sad, shitty, pathetic, evil, scary, ugly person! Ow.
Chip.
Chip.
You need to get her help.
I'm sorry, I can't do that.
Not after what she said about you.
Help I-I can't breathe.
Oh, my God! Call an ambulance.
No, she doesn't need an ambulance.
She just needs to put her head between her legs - and take some deep breaths.
- No.
She needs, like, real medical help.
She's just being dramatic! There's no way a peanut could do that! She needs to learn that she can't treat you like that.
Because you're a good person.
In fact, you're a You're a perfect person.
And you need to start embracing that.
Stop calling me a good person.
You know what? We've both had really long days.
I killed Keith.
I killed him.
Now you're just talking gibberish.
Kay? I can still hear the sound of his skull cracking on the counter.
You don't know what you're talking about.
I killed him! And then I killed my neighbor to cover it up! And then I lied about it.
And I got away with all of it! I deserve to be in jail, but instead, I'm trapped in this basement with you! No! You're innocent! No! All those horrible things they said are true.
I am a murderer.
I'm a liar.
I'm a psycho.
What you really like about me is that I can manipulate people into thinking that I'm not.
You admire that, because you wish that you could do the same thing.
But you can't.
Because people just know that you're a fucking freak! Stop! Stop it! Trust me.
You don't wanna be my friend.
I'm not worth it.
I just I hate myself so much.
I'm so scared of myself, of what I'm capable of, of what I don't understand.
I don't wanna be me anymore! I just wanna start over! I'm broken! I'm wrong! I just wish all the darkness inside of me could be erased.
I just wanna start over.
- Hi.
- Drewby.
- Yeah.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Oh, my gosh.
- Yeah.
- It's been so long.
- Yeah.
- I'm happy that you're alive.
- Yeah, yeah, me too.
- Hi.
- Drew? - Hi.
I haven't seen you in months.
- Yeah.
- You've gained weight.
Okay.
Yeah, great.
I think it looks really good in your face.
- Oh, thanks, yeah.
- Is everything okay? - Are you fine? - Yeah, everything's cool.
No, I'm good, yeah.
Sorry to just show up like this.
My phone's dead and I've been traveling all day, so Where have you been traveling from? Where have you been? Yeah, no, no, there's a lot to tell you guys, but I just wanna start off by saying I think that Dory's in trouble.
Oh, did she leave her debit card at a museum or something? I don't know what's going on, but I do know for a fact that she's posting pictures from Europe that aren't real.
- What? - What, what, what? - Yeah.
Just - What are you Here, look.
Okay.
Yeah.
So yeah.
So this photo, right? So that was supposedly taken yesterday, right? - Mm-hmm.
- Well Yep, I knew that I had packed this away in storage, so I flew here and I dug through those boxes for three hours, but I found it.
That's the same sweater.
Oh, this is for sure photoshopped.
I can tell.
I used to I used to do this all the time when I would show Mark pictures of my fake family.
Like, why would she do this? And she left all of a sudden, and then I had to pack all her stuff and put it in storage.
It's like, I don't know.
- S-something just seems wrong.
- This is weird.
This is what's Oh, God, what's happening? Oh, my God, I forgot to tell y'all something.
- What? - The Twink is alive.
- What? - Mm-hmm.
- The Twink that honeyed me? - Yes.
I'm sorry.
- El! - No, I'm sorry.
I just finding out about it was like the least important thing that happened to me that day, and it just kinda flew out of my mind.
- I'm sorry.
- Oh, my God.
But, hey, Elliott, I mean, the hospital, they called me, right, and they said that he was dead.
- Yeah.
- Right, but now that I think about it, that is so weird.
Why would a hospital call someone who's not a family member and tell them the patient's dead? Yeah.
Yeah, you're right.
Yeah, that's that is weird.
Ooh.
I don't like this.
I'm starting to get freaked out.
Okay, so yeah, so no one knows where Dory is, right? So she's missing.
You know, I mean, we don't owe her this, but Like maybe we look into it? I mean, yeah, let's look into it, but, you know, doesn't have to be like a huge search or anything.
Yeah.
It's probably nothing.
But maybe we should look into it.
Yeah.
Okay.