The West Wing s04e04 Episode Script
The Red Mass
Previously on The West Wing: You understand you're looking at possible injury to separation of powers.
They're balloon animals.
My nephews like them, so I got someone to teach me.
- Are they abstract? - I'm a beginner.
He's killed innocent people.
He'll kill more, we have to end him.
- Says who? - Says me, Mr.
President.
You wanna go ask some more people, they'll say so too.
This is a little humiliating.
It wasn't a discussion to have in front of the group.
You're right about that, and I apologize.
Do you accept? I think she was apologizing to you, senator.
- I was.
- I'd accept.
I believe in this case, on this point, you're the servant of two masters.
As sexy as that possibility sounds, it's just not true, Susan.
The relationships with Josh Lyman, C.
J.
Cregg, the first lady, with the president.
Can we return to the issue at hand? I'm going out of my mind with you two.
You should call for funding of needle exchange in the cities with the highest incidence of AIDS.
- Ritchie has given you a perfect opening.
- When? Right now.
At the AMA.
We've got an advance copy of the text.
That's what we were arguing about.
- What does he say? -"We ought to begin and end with abstinence.
We ought to begin and end with personal responsibility.
I am appalled by inner-city programs that hand out clean needles to junkies and dope-doers in the name of AIDS prevention and I will fight for a national law to end them.
" Amy? It's baiting the hook.
That's why they sent an advance copy.
Yeah.
But didn't I get in it to talk about things like this? Why not take the bait? The bait's for the president.
Ritchie wants you to respond so the president has to.
I thought the aim was to discuss issues that aren't discussed not run pass blocking for the president.
I feel like Susan has a point.
It's an opportunity to get into debate about it.
If it was just me nobody'd listen.
Why do you think the Committee to Re-elect needs us to protect them? And if Ritchie's strategy is what you say won't Josh Lyman figure it out in five minutes? It'll take his assistant five minutes.
- It'll take Josh half that.
- Really? Maybe a little longer because the Mets lost, and he'll need to focus.
Just throw strikes.
I don't understand why that can't happen.
You have a three run lead, just throw strikes.
- I mean, my God.
- Honestly.
- Yes.
- You wanna see the wires? I'll tell you something else.
With a scoring threat on first and a batter who'll be intentionally passed why not just pitch out four times? - It makes me nutsy.
- What are the wires? - The standoff in lowa the final recommendation from the Debate Commission and Ritchie to the AMA.
- Give me the AMA.
- And you have senior staff.
You know, there comes a day in every man's life, and it's a hard day but there comes a day when he realizes he'll never play professional baseball.
- You're just having that day today? - Yes, I am.
You understand you're gonna walk the guy anyway you'll throw four balls, why not just? - Pitch out? Yeah, why not just? You know, to catch the runner.
What is it? I know how Ritchie's gonna win this election.
Red Mass, Red Mass, Red Mass, you say.
Red Mass is at Right, 10:00 at the Shrine of the lmmaculate Conception.
Also what they called my college dorm.
But seriously.
Katie? When do you think the debate issue will be settled? Then I have a follow-up.
The president believes in debates.
The more the better.
He asked for five, Ritchie asked for two.
The president said,"How about four?" Ritchie said,"Two.
" We're waiting to hear from the commission.
The follow up is,"What would be considered a debate win?" At this point, participating in one would be a victory.
I want to ask the same question.
- Which was? - What would be a victory? - 270 electoral votes.
- Seriously.
Seriously.
We'll be heading to Rock Creek Park at 2:30.
Thank you.
I know how Ritchie's gonna win this election.
So do I.
What's your way? Overcoming perversely low expectations.
What's your way? Making the president run Stackhouse's campaign.
- What happened? - We're going to the meeting.
- Treasury scored it? - Yes.
- OMB says it's revenue neutral? - Yes.
- NEC, DPC, the advisors? - Yes, sir.
- Joint Tax on the Hill? - Yes.
All right.
All right.
Let's line up validators.
- Good.
- Sir? - Yeah? - Toby, Josh, Merry Christmas.
- He says let's line up the validators.
- And update our résumés.
- Sam, that'll be you, okay? - Yeah.
- I can do it.
- Stay on debate prep.
What? You're doing the face.
Needle exchange, in a speech to the AMA.
"We ought to begin and end with abstinence.
We ought to begin and end with personal responsibility.
" I'd like someone to ask him if he's aware that needle exchange costs $9000 for every infection stopped.
Treating someone with HIV costs I'd like someone to ask him where the responsibility was in paraphernalia laws that made it illegal to buy or carry a syringe which is why addicts share infected needles in the first place.
I'd like someone to ask him that too.
- All done? - For the moment.
It's really only an issue if Stackhouse responds.
- But if he does - Will he? - I don't know.
- Will he? I don't know.
If he does, we can't come out for it.
Bruno thinks we'll put three states in play.
- Ohio, Michigan? - And Maine.
They're iffy about me in Maine.
I don't know why.
It's a mystery, sir.
You can't come out against either, you'll alienate - Heroin addicts? - Liberals.
Whatever.
Let's worry about if Stackhouse does something.
Okay, but then I'll be very worried.
Anything else? - Thank you, Mr.
President.
- Thank you.
I'd like someone to ask him about responsibility in cutting drug treatment that would eliminate needle-related HIV.
Half of all people who get infected by HIV get infected by the needle.
I'd like someone to ask how he thinks the personal responsibility plan's going.
Sure, but let's talk about the debates.
When you say we want five debates, say what they are.
Economy, foreign policy, global threats and national security, the environment and one on family life, including health care, education and retirement.
There should be one on parts of speech and sentence structure.
- And one on fractions.
- Is there any chance I'll get to speak in this conversation, or are you just writing out loud? I didn't even know you were here.
Toby, I'm absolutely terrified we're gonna lose the expectations game.
You can't believe how often they ask: "What would be a debate win?" At this point I feel like if And only if Ritchie accidentally lights his podium on fire, does the president have a fighting chance.
- I disagree.
- Disagree, but I'm right.
These two men on stage answering questions, that's the ball game.
If the thing is he can't tie his shoes and it turns out he can, that's the game.
- I believe he needs to do more than that.
- Not much more.
- What are you doing tomorrow? - I'm going bike riding, as a matter of fact.
Then I'm meeting friends for lunch, then I'm having my nails done.
That sounds great, if only you were actually doing those things.
- Yeah, yeah.
What? - Teddy Tomba.
- What about him? - Well he has millions of followers worldwide, has a $20-billion empire of self-help seminars - I know who he is.
workbooks, board games.
- Seminars? Capital Sheraton, tomorrow morning, - Why? - We're efficient.
Why am I going? He's consulted for Ritchie in the last few weeks and I'd like that to be embarrassing for Ritchie.
- Really? - Yes.
That lacks a certain nobility of purpose, doesn't it? I don't believe it does.
Write down any key slogans or philosophies or instructions.
They'll be on a T-shirt, won't they? - Probably.
You know what I want.
- Should I go in disguise? - As what? - Somebody who'd go to these things.
Meet me here at the office when you're done.
And in addition to being a good friend to Israel, Leo McGarry, of course is the most Jewish man most of us have ever met.
For that he gets this yarmulke, which has been crumpled up in my coat pocket since a wedding in 1962.
For everything else the Medal of David.
Thank you very much, Mr.
Foreign Minister.
A thousand dead relatives in Scotland just started crying.
Thanks very much.
We're a little late for lunch.
Thank you.
What the hell is going on, Leo? I'm reading Shareef is alive in Libya.
That's you people, right? We're thinking about starting our own tabloid.
What's happening at that house in Idaho? - Iowa.
- Which one's the potatoes? Idaho.
We've had the house surrounded for 11 days.
- We're trying to negotiate a surrender.
- How long can their supplies last? These people live to be well-supplied, it's their first love.
- You got kids in there? - Yeah.
- I've gotta talk to you about something.
- Good afternoon.
That person's very young to be working here.
That was probably an intern.
Qumar is ready to announce it was Israel.
- We've known this was coming.
- Well, it's come.
And I need to put it off, at least another week.
Israel has to immediately deny the accusation.
I don't want there to be an accusation.
I want it to wait another week.
And what are you asking Israel to give up in order to get them to delay accusing us of something we didn't do? - Ben.
- I'm just saying.
Tell me.
You're planning to attack two Qumari training bases in retaliation - Yes, sir.
- Don't.
That's out of the question.
If you hold off, Fitzwallace can get the Qumari defense minister to have the sultan hold off a week.
Leo, look at what's happening.
They're getting you to pull us back by continuing this preposterous lie.
We're not the ones playing skeet shoot with their cabinet.
No, no, Ben.
I think we're in this one together.
Yes, I apologize for that remark.
When are you flying back? Right after lunch.
- You can fly on the Sabbath? - If I have to.
You'll take it to the prime minister? Leo, you know what you're doing? You're advising the president well? A number of people are advising the president.
I'm only asking because right now we're losing.
Will you take it to him? Yes.
Yeah, a friend of mine, his son just got his pilot's license and he lives in Phoenix.
And his big fear isn't crashing it's getting lost in the desert.
So he bought five gallons of water a superpowered flashlight and I don't know, a thing that makes pancakes And now he's on every survivalist mailing list? - That's right.
- Anyway, yes, they're well-supplied not endlessly supplied.
We can wait them out.
Good.
A guy told me I should take flying lessons because it would relax me.
- I don't think it would, do you? - No, I think you of all people shouldn't fly things.
- Senator - You brought the big guns.
Not having any guns of my own.
Obviously you know John Baxley.
Congressman Baxley, Senators Jackson and White Secretaries Weaver and Keaton.
And you all probably know Susan Thomas and Amelia Gardner.
Howard, it's becoming hard for BFA staff to plan strategy without knowing at exactly what hour you'll drop out and endorse the president.
What hour would be best for you, Michael? I'm inconveniencing one of my opponents? - Seriously.
- Yes? I was very happy that you did not respond on needle exchange.
I haven't responded on needle exchange.
And I'm saying I'm happy about that.
No, I'm mean it's not that I didn't.
It's that I haven't.
- Are you going to? - I don't know.
- Well, what's your thinking? - Regarding what, Jason? - This doesn't need to be tedious.
- It was our understanding that the senator was going to drop out and campaign for the president sometime before the first debate.
- Have we had the first debate? - No.
And since the Sullivan ruling, things have gotten murkier.
You didn't get into this to hurt the president, Howard.
- I got in it to raise issues.
- And I'm all for that.
As long as I don't in any way speak.
Excuse me.
Now that I have you all sitting down I'll be right outside the door.
- Do you need me? - Yeah.
Can you run to the staff secretary's office? Ellen's not there.
Someone should be.
Just take what needs to be signed today.
They'll try to give you a stack.
There's where you become a man.
- Should I use sex as a tactic? - If you need to.
Hell, even if you just want to.
There are executive orders I need to make sure are there.
- Can you copy these down? - Yeah.
- Wanna know what I'm doing? - How long'll this take? I don't know.
- I'm leaving.
- Okay, see you.
Emily, can you get me Mrs.
Toscano at Social Services? I'll be back in a few minutes.
That makes you feel like something, huh? That you got power over me? In two minutes the deputy communications director will come in and say the speech he's writing for Red Mass isn't going well and could I read it for him.
And you think you're what makes me feel like something? - What's Red Mass? - I didn't hear you.
I said, what's Red Mass? The Supreme Court convenes on the first Monday in October.
On the Sunday before that, a mass is held for the members of the court that's attended by the cabinet Congress and the president.
- What about church and state? I swear, I can't hear you when you speak.
Can you help me? - I said, it's church and state.
- What about it? - You're not supposed to do it.
- Who said that? - I'm talking about law.
- What law? You like to slap me because that's your power thing, so I'll sit and say nothing.
The law.
Separation of church and state.
- Who told you that? - You know what I'm talking about.
The government and church aren't supposed - They shouldn't be the same.
- You think there's a law? - There is.
- What kind of law? - What the hell? - City, state, federal? I don't know about those things, but I know there's a law.
Prove it.
Charlie, I'm eating it on Red Mass and I don't wanna show it to Toby yet.
Would you mind reading it and then hitting me with a fairway wood? Yep.
Janet.
Or Jeanette, as I sometimes like to call you.
Sometimes I call you"cupcake," is that okay? - Totally.
- Deductibility for tuition.
- You had a briefing? - Yes, and I'm so happy I could dance in a musical.
- That'd be a tough ticket to get.
It's wonderful.
I can only assume it was your idea.
It was Josh and Toby, but I can see where you'd make the mistake.
It does have the flavor of me.
- The insouciance.
- Yeah.
- Guess what I've been asked to do.
- Validators.
- Line up validators.
- And you're asking me? You're the third-ranking non-male of the minority on Ways and Means.
- When you say it like that - Economists will say it's good policy.
Colleges will talk about shrinking aid budgets.
- Where do you want me? - Sunday mornings.
I'll make you a book.
Congratulations.
- I'll do my best.
- Your best is good.
Oh, I was just called.
Horton Wilde is in the hospital.
He's had a heart attack.
Horton Wilde isn't the same as Thornton Wilder, is it? - I'm talking about California.
- If Thornton Wilder had a heart attack that'd be news.
- You don't know who Horton Wilde is.
- He wrote Skin of Our Teeth.
- He's running in the 47th.
How can you not know who he is? Has a Democrat won the 47th in the last 100 years? - No.
- That's how.
Maybe if when Democrats had the White House, more attention was paid - To Orange County? What kind? - Knowing the candidate's name, say.
This was his fourth one, by the way.
- Fourth what? - Heart attack.
The Democrats have nominated someone who's had three heart attacks? - Yes.
And you think I don't care enough about? What kind of signal does this send to? I have to talk No, this won't be a part of my life.
Wow, you just did a whole thing all by yourself.
- Yeah, I do that.
- Thanks again for the opportunity.
I'll pass it on to Leo.
- Why do we think the boy is sick? - Mike? Our thermal scanner shows no movement in the last eight hours.
With congestive heart failure, you have to take the medication or die.
Going by the last time the prescription was filled, he's been out for six days.
Mr.
President, we feel the only way to save this boy is to abandon our plan and take the house now.
We think we'll be successful.
- How do you do it? - We put a hole in the wall with C-4.
Twelve men storm the house wearing specially made goggles and earplugs.
- Why? - Because they'll throw flashbangs.
It's the size of a grenade but instead of spraying shrapnel it makes a deafening sound and releases a flash seven times brighter than the sun.
- You hear that? - I've seen them.
Where's the table? We're all agreed, sir.
All right, we should do it.
Let's get the kid.
Good luck, everybody.
Good luck, Mr.
Casper.
- Thank you, Mr.
President.
- Thank you, sir.
What's going on? Nothing.
I was Nothing.
I was thinking about something Yosef said yesterday.
Hello.
Hello.
- Is Susan Thomas? - Troubled? A pain in the ass? - What do you think of him? - Stackhouse? - Yes.
- I've always liked Stackhouse.
I'd vote for him, but he's not on the ballot in Connecticut.
Or 22 other states.
Perhaps I should vote in New York or California where he's polling at four percent.
- Of likely voters.
- I'm sorry? - Those polls sample likely voters.
- Yeah.
When a third candidate gets elected, it's gonna be by unlikely voters.
And why is that good? Why are we eager? Why are we encouraging a group of people who are so howl-at-the-moon lazy-ass stupid they can't bring themselves to raise their hands? Why is it important that they be brought into the process? You should stop being mad at me.
- I'm not.
- You are.
You know, I lost my job because of a strategy you organized.
You lost your job in a fashion that insured you 93 better offers.
That's sweet of you to look out for me, but I liked the job I had.
And when I lost it, I didn't pitch anything.
I didn't stage a nutty.
I fought you.
I lost.
I had a drink.
I took a shower.
Because that's how it is in the NBA.
You know what I do when I win? Two drinks.
I didn't start consulting with Stackhouse to piss you off.
There are things here I believe in.
I didn't come here to piss you off.
I wanted to say if the senator responds on needle exchange, don't take the bait.
No kidding.
All right, I'm going back in.
He's taking the president's votes.
It's as simple He is taking the president's votes.
Listen.
I'm not indifferent to the situation, but that's the crazy part of your argument.
- Why? - They're not his votes.
Hey.
Hello.
How was it? - I'm sorry? - How was it? It was I don't know, it was I don't Maybe I'm not ready to talk about it yet.
It was a transforming No, that's the wrong word.
We are not"transformed.
" We locate the light switch.
I own myself, Josh.
You don't mind if I say that out loud frequently with no provocation, do you? - Why? - I live my life out loud.
- You're reading the book? - The owner's manual.
- Are you serious? No, you idiot, I need a shower! - All right.
- I've got, like, radioactive stuff on me.
And you call me a snob? Please.
It was like the"there but for the grace of God" society.
- Anybody ask you out? - Shut up.
- So report to me.
What did he say? - Why is this important? - What did he say? - This is cheap.
- I'll say.
- I'm talking about this.
So the guy's consulted for Ritchie.
He's a buffoon, but he's harmless.
- Why should it be part of the campaign? - Because it's not harmless in a president.
Nothing he said was wrong or objectionable.
As opposed to the man sitting next to me, whose name was Fern.
Open this book to any page.
Okay.
Well this is an order form to buy Owning Yourself follow-up to the worldwide bestseller - Leasing Yourself.
"It's good to be trapped in a corner.
- That's when you act.
" - That's true.
It is.
In my case it's the only time that I do.
- So? - It's lmmanuel Kant.
"Duty.
Sublime and mighty name that embraces nothing charming or insinuating but requires submission.
" Every year a million freshmen philosophy students read that sentence And change their major? You've got a mouthful of wiseass today, don't you? - I located the light switch.
- Could you locate it again? So he cribbed Kant, isn't that what you should do? It comes from a 193-page book called a Critique of Practical Reason.
It's about metaphysics and epistemology.
Tomba's impressively boiled it down to two-thirds of one page.
- Give me another one.
-"Look outside the cave.
" That's from an old paperback called The Republic, by Plato.
Lucky Tomba was able to fit it on a fortune cookie so it suits the attention span of the Republican nominee.
Here he quotes Robert Frost.
"Good fences make good neighbors.
" - Did he talk about that? - Yeah.
- What'd he say? - That if you stay within your personal space you'll end up getting along fine with everyone.
- You had to study modern poetry.
- Yes.
Is that what Frost meant? No.
He meant that boundaries are what alienate us from each other.
Why'd he say "good fences make good neighbors"? He was being ironic, but I don't What does it remind you of? "I believe in hope, not fear.
" "I'm a leader, not a politician.
" "It's time for an American leader.
" "America's earned a change.
" "I before E except after C.
" It's the fortune-cookie candidacy.
These are important thinkers and understanding them can be very useful and it's not ever gonna happen at a four-hour seminar.
When the president's got an embassy surrounded or a keyhole photograph of a heavy water reactor or any of the 50 life-and-death matters that walk across his desk every day I don't know if he thinks about lmmanuel Kant.
I doubt it, but if he does, I am comforted, at least in my certainty that he's doing his best to reach for all of it and not just the McNuggets.
Is it possible we would be willing to require any less of the person sitting in that chair? The low road? I don't think it is.
All right.
I'll go through the book this weekend highlight some things, and I'll trace it back.
- Yeah, make sure you - I said I'd do it, Buckminster.
- A guy named Fern? - Don't talk to me about Fern.
- You're sure it wasn't Vern? - I thought so, but it's Fern.
Let me know when the report gets in.
- Hey, Sam.
- What's wrong with the other door? I don't know.
You close it, and it's locking by itself.
What's up? Do you know who Horton Wilde is? That name sounds familiar.
- He's running in Orange County.
- Yeah.
He's in the hospital.
He's had a heart attack.
- I'm sorry to hear that.
- It's his fourth.
In Idaho we're running a guy who lost a race for City Council.
In the Texas 22nd, our candidate's an electrical engineer who paid his filing fee by dumping the cash out of a cigar box.
Arizona 6th features a Democrat who nine weeks ago registered as a Democrat.
You just named three districts that are impossible for Democrats.
Finding qualified sacrificial lambs ain't easy.
When the DCCC tries to raise money by saying we're taking back the House it doesn't look like we're giving it our all.
Line one.
This is it.
We're putting our resources where they'll do the most good.
This is Leo McGarry.
Yeah, can someone fax that over? Thank you.
We didn't get the five.
- No.
- Three? Two.
Two? Yeah.
Margaret? Would you let Josh, Toby and C.
J.
know that the report came out.
It's two debates.
- And I'm here.
- Yeah.
- They give you a reason? - They're faxing it over.
Don't we want a debate on new global threats? - Doesn't everybody want one debate? - I don't know.
Do you read much international news? The Herald Tribune.
Whatever C.
J.
puts in front of me.
Agence France.
So you read that Qumar reopened the investigation into Abdul Shareef's plane going down.
Yeah.
They'll say Israel had something to do with it.
- You think they did? - What do I know? Shareef was a bad guy.
Feels like he had money in the Bahji cell.
He did.
He was also behind a plot to blow up the Golden Gate Bridge.
Bridges and tunnels.
That's my nightmare.
What's yours? Well, now it's bridges and tunnels, Sam.
- Then my work here is done.
- It's that I don't know what winning looks like.
What does it look like? Is it? I mean, is it honestly the U.
S.
flag flying over Mecca? Is that what'll straighten this out? And if that's the case, why are we postponing that? What are we hoping is gonna happen in the meantime? That somebody'll think of something before we have to do the unthinkable.
You're one of the big minds of your generation.
Thought of anything yet? - No.
- Neither have I.
Neither has the president of the United States, also a pretty good mind.
- The Golden Gate Bridge? - Yeah.
Leo, we didn't have anything to do with Shareef's plane going down, did we? Sorry.
Two debates? Yeah.
The president and Bruno aren't gonna take it well.
There's one person who'll take it worse.
Who? Could somebody open the damn door? I'll get it.
It's locked or something.
- Don't force it.
I'll try - Two debates?! - Yeah.
- Did they say why? They're faxing their statement and having a press conference Monday.
Here's the fax.
- And the president's asking for you.
-"Given the inability of" - Do you mind me reading this? - Would it matter? "The two major parties to agree upon earlier commission proposals uncertainty caused by recent court rulings and the shortened time period in which to schedule debates for maximum viewing the commission amends" He got what he wanted for dragging his feet.
That's why he did it.
Can't fault him for having a winning strategy.
- I'm not faulting him, I'm faulting them.
- Be back in a minute.
That should be marked Central Daylight Time, 2:05 p.
m.
- Leo, they did it.
- What? - Casper's boys.
- Hey, really? - One suspect You should tell him.
- One suspect was killed another wounded.
- Wounded, that's it.
- Our guys - Our guys are fine.
They are fine.
We seized high explosive gunpowder, galvanized steel pipes time fuses, blasting caps - And, come on.
And Blueprints to the pool at KSU.
- And the kid? - He's - Go ahead, sir.
- University hospital, stable condition.
Mike, pick out a daughter.
My oldest is married, but I can have it annulled.
- The pope said he'd do it.
- That's very friendly, thank you.
- Was that note anything I need? - I don't know.
Israeli search and rescue is looking for a transport that fell off radar 12 hours Twelve hours and 22 minutes into the flight.
About 15 About 25 minutes before it was scheduled to land at Ben Gurion Airport.
- Where did it originate? - It originated Oh, God.
I think Ben Yosef is on that plane.
I think - He is.
- Did they give coordinates? - 34 º 47'.
- It's Lebanon, right? Yeah, southern Lebanon.
At any rate, Mr.
President, the The S&Rs just got under way.
Okay.
Somebody'll keep me posted.
- Yes, sir.
- Thank you, sir.
Thank you, Mr.
President.
Mike.
- No kidding, thank you.
- Thank you, sir.
Ben Yosef's plane is missing.
Now, how did I not see that coming? Eric steps up in the pocket looking for Newman at the 20.
Yeah, call that play again, coach because I'm sure they're not ready for it this time.
If you ask a professional athlete what the hardest thing is to do in sports they'll all say hit a baseball.
But a coach once told me that the hardest thing is to walk into your Super Bowl locker room at halftime and change the plan that got you there because it's not working.
It's okay that after almost every play somebody requires medical attention? It's not even the number as much as the format.
Two-minute response, then a one-minute reply.
That's not a debate, that's not a debate.
That's a joint press conference.
- Good evening, Mr.
President.
- Nice job on Red Mass, first-rate.
- You don't mind if I change everything? - No, sir.
Here.
Here.
And I added a section here.
Cute.
Let's take a look.
It's a joint press conference.
It's not necessary that the candidates be in the same room.
That's just theater.
We're talking about ways to possibly lower expectations.
I like what you did.
I like the 80-20.
Be nice to be able to respond to what the other person said and ask a question.
And the moderator should be empowered to press for an answer as a judge can of a witness or a member of Congress in a confirmation hearing.
Sam, what do you think about me writing you an urgent memo? "I think Ritchie's a more skilled debater than we're anticipating.
He has debated three gubernatorial candidates and won each time.
" - And leak the memo? - Yeah.
- I think you'll look silly.
- I'm used to that.
- I don't think it'll do much.
- Me neither.
Cicero wanted to restore the overthrown king of Egypt.
The Roman senate debated all day and into the night every military and diplomatic consequence until they collapsed on the floor.
Lentulus is trying to overthrow the Republic.
Caesar goes against Cato by the way, the first public debate on the death penalty.
They were against each other.
It was a debate.
They explored the meaning of spirituality and suffering.
- Then they put Lentulus to death.
- Right, but my point - Why not? - Why not what? Ask for a different format? We didn't get the number of debates we wanted, why not ask? - We'd never get it.
- We might.
Ritchie's people would put up a fight.
They might consider it if we give them something else they wanted.
Other than this house, we don't have anything else they want.
Sure, we do.
Sure, we do.
We wanted five debates, they wanted none.
We have exactly one thing left that they want.
Isn't this exactly why casinos don't play with a one-deck shoe? Yes.
Mr.
President.
Mr.
President, the car's ready.
He's still running that screen pass.
Get Toby to sign off, and I'm in.
This is gonna be interesting.
Do we need my speech? I've got it.
You mind if I ask something about Red Mass I'm curious about? And so how isn't it a constitutional issue? It is, but sometimes you say, "Big deal.
" It was the intention not to have a national religion not to have anyone's religious views imposed on anyone else and not to have government encourage a national display of piety as a substitute for action.
But sometimes you say"Big deal.
" - I'll be in the office a minute.
- Thank you.
Hey.
This was dropped at the northwest gate for you just now.
- Who's it from? - I don't know.
It's from Anthony.
He's the one who was here yesterday.
- Nice note? - No.
At several points he suggests that I might have an improper relationship with my mother.
- Why are you smiling? - He wrote it on the First Amendment.
Why can't the Mets throw strikes when they have a three-run lead? Yeah, let me ask you another.
With a runner on first, who's a threat to steal, why not just? - See you.
- Okay.
Hey.
Oh, hey.
I didn't Hi.
My mind was wandering.
- What are you doing here? - I'm sorry? What are you doing here? Danya Zucker had an extra ticket for the mass, and she asked me.
- Are you going? - No.
No.
Can you give me any indication what the senator's thinking? I really can't.
He spoke to me for a while yesterday and again today, and I don't know what he's thinking.
- But I can tell you what I told him.
- What? I told him I thought he'd been an extraordinary public servant.
Thoughtful and energetic and compassionate and courageous.
And I told him I'd be voting for the president.
Why? First of all, I'm crazy about the president.
I've been crazy about him for longer than you've known who he was.
And I'll keep poking him with a stick.
It's how I show my love.
But as a women's issue it's a no-brainer.
The next justice can overturn Roe and you don't screw around with that.
Wanna see what I learned to do since you got me fired? - Look - Watch.
Right away that's impressive, right? That's just the preparation.
This is the thing.
What is it? What do you want it to be? - Amy? - Out here.
See you.
I thought about what you asked before about my being able to think of anything.
And I said no.
And you said,"Neither have I, and neither has the president.
" What about it? I wouldn't speak for anybody else, but you know I'm not done yet, right? - Toby - No, stay there.
I'm looking for something to beat you with.
- Look - I'll use my hands.
- Let me say - One debate?! What's the difference between one debate and two? What's the difference be It's a whole other debate.
It's a second debate.
It's 100 percent more debates.
"Somebody should ask him if he's aware taxpayers pay 9000 this instead of 200,000 that.
And somebody should ask what he means by and ask how he plans on.
" You said that and you were right.
What if he has a bad night? It's happened.
What if he gets himself into trouble? What if Ritchie comes after Abbey or the kids, and the president goes postal? It's what I'd try to do.
Stress, hot lights, what if he has an episode? We lose.
When you can't lower expectations, you only have one thing you can do.
You have to meet them.
Clear 24 hours from the president's schedule.
We're going away.
There she is.
C.
J.
? Susan.
The senator would like a quick word with the president.
Is that possible? - Well, I don't know, Susan - He should.
Okay.
That was a wonderful talk, Mr.
President.
- Thanks.
I didn't write much of it.
- The 80-20 section.
That part I wrote.
I added it.
When you first started when you talked about how politicians hunger after the 80-20 issue I thought,"My God, I'm about to watch a train wreck.
He'll make a political speech to the Supreme Court while standing in the middle of a church.
" But of course you didn't.
I should've known better.
"Who among the 80 will stand up for the 20?" You did, Howard.
You did all the time.
I was telling Josh Lyman about a friend who just got his pilot's license.
He told me the most remarkable thing.
He said a new pilot will fly into cloud cover there'll be no visibility.
They'll check their gauges, they'll look at the artificial horizon.
It'll show them level but they won't trust it.
So they'll make an adjustment, and then another and another.
He said the number of new pilots who fly out of clouds completely upside down would knock you out.
My office will make arrangements for me to endorse you in the morning.
You keep your eyes on the horizon, Mr.
President.
Mr.
President.
Mr.
President.
Are you ready to go, sir? No.
C.
J.
- Yes, sir.
- Would it be possible to move the press off the church grounds? I'm gonna take questions for a little while.
- On what? - Needle exchange.
Yes, sir.
They're balloon animals.
My nephews like them, so I got someone to teach me.
- Are they abstract? - I'm a beginner.
He's killed innocent people.
He'll kill more, we have to end him.
- Says who? - Says me, Mr.
President.
You wanna go ask some more people, they'll say so too.
This is a little humiliating.
It wasn't a discussion to have in front of the group.
You're right about that, and I apologize.
Do you accept? I think she was apologizing to you, senator.
- I was.
- I'd accept.
I believe in this case, on this point, you're the servant of two masters.
As sexy as that possibility sounds, it's just not true, Susan.
The relationships with Josh Lyman, C.
J.
Cregg, the first lady, with the president.
Can we return to the issue at hand? I'm going out of my mind with you two.
You should call for funding of needle exchange in the cities with the highest incidence of AIDS.
- Ritchie has given you a perfect opening.
- When? Right now.
At the AMA.
We've got an advance copy of the text.
That's what we were arguing about.
- What does he say? -"We ought to begin and end with abstinence.
We ought to begin and end with personal responsibility.
I am appalled by inner-city programs that hand out clean needles to junkies and dope-doers in the name of AIDS prevention and I will fight for a national law to end them.
" Amy? It's baiting the hook.
That's why they sent an advance copy.
Yeah.
But didn't I get in it to talk about things like this? Why not take the bait? The bait's for the president.
Ritchie wants you to respond so the president has to.
I thought the aim was to discuss issues that aren't discussed not run pass blocking for the president.
I feel like Susan has a point.
It's an opportunity to get into debate about it.
If it was just me nobody'd listen.
Why do you think the Committee to Re-elect needs us to protect them? And if Ritchie's strategy is what you say won't Josh Lyman figure it out in five minutes? It'll take his assistant five minutes.
- It'll take Josh half that.
- Really? Maybe a little longer because the Mets lost, and he'll need to focus.
Just throw strikes.
I don't understand why that can't happen.
You have a three run lead, just throw strikes.
- I mean, my God.
- Honestly.
- Yes.
- You wanna see the wires? I'll tell you something else.
With a scoring threat on first and a batter who'll be intentionally passed why not just pitch out four times? - It makes me nutsy.
- What are the wires? - The standoff in lowa the final recommendation from the Debate Commission and Ritchie to the AMA.
- Give me the AMA.
- And you have senior staff.
You know, there comes a day in every man's life, and it's a hard day but there comes a day when he realizes he'll never play professional baseball.
- You're just having that day today? - Yes, I am.
You understand you're gonna walk the guy anyway you'll throw four balls, why not just? - Pitch out? Yeah, why not just? You know, to catch the runner.
What is it? I know how Ritchie's gonna win this election.
Red Mass, Red Mass, Red Mass, you say.
Red Mass is at Right, 10:00 at the Shrine of the lmmaculate Conception.
Also what they called my college dorm.
But seriously.
Katie? When do you think the debate issue will be settled? Then I have a follow-up.
The president believes in debates.
The more the better.
He asked for five, Ritchie asked for two.
The president said,"How about four?" Ritchie said,"Two.
" We're waiting to hear from the commission.
The follow up is,"What would be considered a debate win?" At this point, participating in one would be a victory.
I want to ask the same question.
- Which was? - What would be a victory? - 270 electoral votes.
- Seriously.
Seriously.
We'll be heading to Rock Creek Park at 2:30.
Thank you.
I know how Ritchie's gonna win this election.
So do I.
What's your way? Overcoming perversely low expectations.
What's your way? Making the president run Stackhouse's campaign.
- What happened? - We're going to the meeting.
- Treasury scored it? - Yes.
- OMB says it's revenue neutral? - Yes.
- NEC, DPC, the advisors? - Yes, sir.
- Joint Tax on the Hill? - Yes.
All right.
All right.
Let's line up validators.
- Good.
- Sir? - Yeah? - Toby, Josh, Merry Christmas.
- He says let's line up the validators.
- And update our résumés.
- Sam, that'll be you, okay? - Yeah.
- I can do it.
- Stay on debate prep.
What? You're doing the face.
Needle exchange, in a speech to the AMA.
"We ought to begin and end with abstinence.
We ought to begin and end with personal responsibility.
" I'd like someone to ask him if he's aware that needle exchange costs $9000 for every infection stopped.
Treating someone with HIV costs I'd like someone to ask him where the responsibility was in paraphernalia laws that made it illegal to buy or carry a syringe which is why addicts share infected needles in the first place.
I'd like someone to ask him that too.
- All done? - For the moment.
It's really only an issue if Stackhouse responds.
- But if he does - Will he? - I don't know.
- Will he? I don't know.
If he does, we can't come out for it.
Bruno thinks we'll put three states in play.
- Ohio, Michigan? - And Maine.
They're iffy about me in Maine.
I don't know why.
It's a mystery, sir.
You can't come out against either, you'll alienate - Heroin addicts? - Liberals.
Whatever.
Let's worry about if Stackhouse does something.
Okay, but then I'll be very worried.
Anything else? - Thank you, Mr.
President.
- Thank you.
I'd like someone to ask him about responsibility in cutting drug treatment that would eliminate needle-related HIV.
Half of all people who get infected by HIV get infected by the needle.
I'd like someone to ask how he thinks the personal responsibility plan's going.
Sure, but let's talk about the debates.
When you say we want five debates, say what they are.
Economy, foreign policy, global threats and national security, the environment and one on family life, including health care, education and retirement.
There should be one on parts of speech and sentence structure.
- And one on fractions.
- Is there any chance I'll get to speak in this conversation, or are you just writing out loud? I didn't even know you were here.
Toby, I'm absolutely terrified we're gonna lose the expectations game.
You can't believe how often they ask: "What would be a debate win?" At this point I feel like if And only if Ritchie accidentally lights his podium on fire, does the president have a fighting chance.
- I disagree.
- Disagree, but I'm right.
These two men on stage answering questions, that's the ball game.
If the thing is he can't tie his shoes and it turns out he can, that's the game.
- I believe he needs to do more than that.
- Not much more.
- What are you doing tomorrow? - I'm going bike riding, as a matter of fact.
Then I'm meeting friends for lunch, then I'm having my nails done.
That sounds great, if only you were actually doing those things.
- Yeah, yeah.
What? - Teddy Tomba.
- What about him? - Well he has millions of followers worldwide, has a $20-billion empire of self-help seminars - I know who he is.
workbooks, board games.
- Seminars? Capital Sheraton, tomorrow morning, - Why? - We're efficient.
Why am I going? He's consulted for Ritchie in the last few weeks and I'd like that to be embarrassing for Ritchie.
- Really? - Yes.
That lacks a certain nobility of purpose, doesn't it? I don't believe it does.
Write down any key slogans or philosophies or instructions.
They'll be on a T-shirt, won't they? - Probably.
You know what I want.
- Should I go in disguise? - As what? - Somebody who'd go to these things.
Meet me here at the office when you're done.
And in addition to being a good friend to Israel, Leo McGarry, of course is the most Jewish man most of us have ever met.
For that he gets this yarmulke, which has been crumpled up in my coat pocket since a wedding in 1962.
For everything else the Medal of David.
Thank you very much, Mr.
Foreign Minister.
A thousand dead relatives in Scotland just started crying.
Thanks very much.
We're a little late for lunch.
Thank you.
What the hell is going on, Leo? I'm reading Shareef is alive in Libya.
That's you people, right? We're thinking about starting our own tabloid.
What's happening at that house in Idaho? - Iowa.
- Which one's the potatoes? Idaho.
We've had the house surrounded for 11 days.
- We're trying to negotiate a surrender.
- How long can their supplies last? These people live to be well-supplied, it's their first love.
- You got kids in there? - Yeah.
- I've gotta talk to you about something.
- Good afternoon.
That person's very young to be working here.
That was probably an intern.
Qumar is ready to announce it was Israel.
- We've known this was coming.
- Well, it's come.
And I need to put it off, at least another week.
Israel has to immediately deny the accusation.
I don't want there to be an accusation.
I want it to wait another week.
And what are you asking Israel to give up in order to get them to delay accusing us of something we didn't do? - Ben.
- I'm just saying.
Tell me.
You're planning to attack two Qumari training bases in retaliation - Yes, sir.
- Don't.
That's out of the question.
If you hold off, Fitzwallace can get the Qumari defense minister to have the sultan hold off a week.
Leo, look at what's happening.
They're getting you to pull us back by continuing this preposterous lie.
We're not the ones playing skeet shoot with their cabinet.
No, no, Ben.
I think we're in this one together.
Yes, I apologize for that remark.
When are you flying back? Right after lunch.
- You can fly on the Sabbath? - If I have to.
You'll take it to the prime minister? Leo, you know what you're doing? You're advising the president well? A number of people are advising the president.
I'm only asking because right now we're losing.
Will you take it to him? Yes.
Yeah, a friend of mine, his son just got his pilot's license and he lives in Phoenix.
And his big fear isn't crashing it's getting lost in the desert.
So he bought five gallons of water a superpowered flashlight and I don't know, a thing that makes pancakes And now he's on every survivalist mailing list? - That's right.
- Anyway, yes, they're well-supplied not endlessly supplied.
We can wait them out.
Good.
A guy told me I should take flying lessons because it would relax me.
- I don't think it would, do you? - No, I think you of all people shouldn't fly things.
- Senator - You brought the big guns.
Not having any guns of my own.
Obviously you know John Baxley.
Congressman Baxley, Senators Jackson and White Secretaries Weaver and Keaton.
And you all probably know Susan Thomas and Amelia Gardner.
Howard, it's becoming hard for BFA staff to plan strategy without knowing at exactly what hour you'll drop out and endorse the president.
What hour would be best for you, Michael? I'm inconveniencing one of my opponents? - Seriously.
- Yes? I was very happy that you did not respond on needle exchange.
I haven't responded on needle exchange.
And I'm saying I'm happy about that.
No, I'm mean it's not that I didn't.
It's that I haven't.
- Are you going to? - I don't know.
- Well, what's your thinking? - Regarding what, Jason? - This doesn't need to be tedious.
- It was our understanding that the senator was going to drop out and campaign for the president sometime before the first debate.
- Have we had the first debate? - No.
And since the Sullivan ruling, things have gotten murkier.
You didn't get into this to hurt the president, Howard.
- I got in it to raise issues.
- And I'm all for that.
As long as I don't in any way speak.
Excuse me.
Now that I have you all sitting down I'll be right outside the door.
- Do you need me? - Yeah.
Can you run to the staff secretary's office? Ellen's not there.
Someone should be.
Just take what needs to be signed today.
They'll try to give you a stack.
There's where you become a man.
- Should I use sex as a tactic? - If you need to.
Hell, even if you just want to.
There are executive orders I need to make sure are there.
- Can you copy these down? - Yeah.
- Wanna know what I'm doing? - How long'll this take? I don't know.
- I'm leaving.
- Okay, see you.
Emily, can you get me Mrs.
Toscano at Social Services? I'll be back in a few minutes.
That makes you feel like something, huh? That you got power over me? In two minutes the deputy communications director will come in and say the speech he's writing for Red Mass isn't going well and could I read it for him.
And you think you're what makes me feel like something? - What's Red Mass? - I didn't hear you.
I said, what's Red Mass? The Supreme Court convenes on the first Monday in October.
On the Sunday before that, a mass is held for the members of the court that's attended by the cabinet Congress and the president.
- What about church and state? I swear, I can't hear you when you speak.
Can you help me? - I said, it's church and state.
- What about it? - You're not supposed to do it.
- Who said that? - I'm talking about law.
- What law? You like to slap me because that's your power thing, so I'll sit and say nothing.
The law.
Separation of church and state.
- Who told you that? - You know what I'm talking about.
The government and church aren't supposed - They shouldn't be the same.
- You think there's a law? - There is.
- What kind of law? - What the hell? - City, state, federal? I don't know about those things, but I know there's a law.
Prove it.
Charlie, I'm eating it on Red Mass and I don't wanna show it to Toby yet.
Would you mind reading it and then hitting me with a fairway wood? Yep.
Janet.
Or Jeanette, as I sometimes like to call you.
Sometimes I call you"cupcake," is that okay? - Totally.
- Deductibility for tuition.
- You had a briefing? - Yes, and I'm so happy I could dance in a musical.
- That'd be a tough ticket to get.
It's wonderful.
I can only assume it was your idea.
It was Josh and Toby, but I can see where you'd make the mistake.
It does have the flavor of me.
- The insouciance.
- Yeah.
- Guess what I've been asked to do.
- Validators.
- Line up validators.
- And you're asking me? You're the third-ranking non-male of the minority on Ways and Means.
- When you say it like that - Economists will say it's good policy.
Colleges will talk about shrinking aid budgets.
- Where do you want me? - Sunday mornings.
I'll make you a book.
Congratulations.
- I'll do my best.
- Your best is good.
Oh, I was just called.
Horton Wilde is in the hospital.
He's had a heart attack.
Horton Wilde isn't the same as Thornton Wilder, is it? - I'm talking about California.
- If Thornton Wilder had a heart attack that'd be news.
- You don't know who Horton Wilde is.
- He wrote Skin of Our Teeth.
- He's running in the 47th.
How can you not know who he is? Has a Democrat won the 47th in the last 100 years? - No.
- That's how.
Maybe if when Democrats had the White House, more attention was paid - To Orange County? What kind? - Knowing the candidate's name, say.
This was his fourth one, by the way.
- Fourth what? - Heart attack.
The Democrats have nominated someone who's had three heart attacks? - Yes.
And you think I don't care enough about? What kind of signal does this send to? I have to talk No, this won't be a part of my life.
Wow, you just did a whole thing all by yourself.
- Yeah, I do that.
- Thanks again for the opportunity.
I'll pass it on to Leo.
- Why do we think the boy is sick? - Mike? Our thermal scanner shows no movement in the last eight hours.
With congestive heart failure, you have to take the medication or die.
Going by the last time the prescription was filled, he's been out for six days.
Mr.
President, we feel the only way to save this boy is to abandon our plan and take the house now.
We think we'll be successful.
- How do you do it? - We put a hole in the wall with C-4.
Twelve men storm the house wearing specially made goggles and earplugs.
- Why? - Because they'll throw flashbangs.
It's the size of a grenade but instead of spraying shrapnel it makes a deafening sound and releases a flash seven times brighter than the sun.
- You hear that? - I've seen them.
Where's the table? We're all agreed, sir.
All right, we should do it.
Let's get the kid.
Good luck, everybody.
Good luck, Mr.
Casper.
- Thank you, Mr.
President.
- Thank you, sir.
What's going on? Nothing.
I was Nothing.
I was thinking about something Yosef said yesterday.
Hello.
Hello.
- Is Susan Thomas? - Troubled? A pain in the ass? - What do you think of him? - Stackhouse? - Yes.
- I've always liked Stackhouse.
I'd vote for him, but he's not on the ballot in Connecticut.
Or 22 other states.
Perhaps I should vote in New York or California where he's polling at four percent.
- Of likely voters.
- I'm sorry? - Those polls sample likely voters.
- Yeah.
When a third candidate gets elected, it's gonna be by unlikely voters.
And why is that good? Why are we eager? Why are we encouraging a group of people who are so howl-at-the-moon lazy-ass stupid they can't bring themselves to raise their hands? Why is it important that they be brought into the process? You should stop being mad at me.
- I'm not.
- You are.
You know, I lost my job because of a strategy you organized.
You lost your job in a fashion that insured you 93 better offers.
That's sweet of you to look out for me, but I liked the job I had.
And when I lost it, I didn't pitch anything.
I didn't stage a nutty.
I fought you.
I lost.
I had a drink.
I took a shower.
Because that's how it is in the NBA.
You know what I do when I win? Two drinks.
I didn't start consulting with Stackhouse to piss you off.
There are things here I believe in.
I didn't come here to piss you off.
I wanted to say if the senator responds on needle exchange, don't take the bait.
No kidding.
All right, I'm going back in.
He's taking the president's votes.
It's as simple He is taking the president's votes.
Listen.
I'm not indifferent to the situation, but that's the crazy part of your argument.
- Why? - They're not his votes.
Hey.
Hello.
How was it? - I'm sorry? - How was it? It was I don't know, it was I don't Maybe I'm not ready to talk about it yet.
It was a transforming No, that's the wrong word.
We are not"transformed.
" We locate the light switch.
I own myself, Josh.
You don't mind if I say that out loud frequently with no provocation, do you? - Why? - I live my life out loud.
- You're reading the book? - The owner's manual.
- Are you serious? No, you idiot, I need a shower! - All right.
- I've got, like, radioactive stuff on me.
And you call me a snob? Please.
It was like the"there but for the grace of God" society.
- Anybody ask you out? - Shut up.
- So report to me.
What did he say? - Why is this important? - What did he say? - This is cheap.
- I'll say.
- I'm talking about this.
So the guy's consulted for Ritchie.
He's a buffoon, but he's harmless.
- Why should it be part of the campaign? - Because it's not harmless in a president.
Nothing he said was wrong or objectionable.
As opposed to the man sitting next to me, whose name was Fern.
Open this book to any page.
Okay.
Well this is an order form to buy Owning Yourself follow-up to the worldwide bestseller - Leasing Yourself.
"It's good to be trapped in a corner.
- That's when you act.
" - That's true.
It is.
In my case it's the only time that I do.
- So? - It's lmmanuel Kant.
"Duty.
Sublime and mighty name that embraces nothing charming or insinuating but requires submission.
" Every year a million freshmen philosophy students read that sentence And change their major? You've got a mouthful of wiseass today, don't you? - I located the light switch.
- Could you locate it again? So he cribbed Kant, isn't that what you should do? It comes from a 193-page book called a Critique of Practical Reason.
It's about metaphysics and epistemology.
Tomba's impressively boiled it down to two-thirds of one page.
- Give me another one.
-"Look outside the cave.
" That's from an old paperback called The Republic, by Plato.
Lucky Tomba was able to fit it on a fortune cookie so it suits the attention span of the Republican nominee.
Here he quotes Robert Frost.
"Good fences make good neighbors.
" - Did he talk about that? - Yeah.
- What'd he say? - That if you stay within your personal space you'll end up getting along fine with everyone.
- You had to study modern poetry.
- Yes.
Is that what Frost meant? No.
He meant that boundaries are what alienate us from each other.
Why'd he say "good fences make good neighbors"? He was being ironic, but I don't What does it remind you of? "I believe in hope, not fear.
" "I'm a leader, not a politician.
" "It's time for an American leader.
" "America's earned a change.
" "I before E except after C.
" It's the fortune-cookie candidacy.
These are important thinkers and understanding them can be very useful and it's not ever gonna happen at a four-hour seminar.
When the president's got an embassy surrounded or a keyhole photograph of a heavy water reactor or any of the 50 life-and-death matters that walk across his desk every day I don't know if he thinks about lmmanuel Kant.
I doubt it, but if he does, I am comforted, at least in my certainty that he's doing his best to reach for all of it and not just the McNuggets.
Is it possible we would be willing to require any less of the person sitting in that chair? The low road? I don't think it is.
All right.
I'll go through the book this weekend highlight some things, and I'll trace it back.
- Yeah, make sure you - I said I'd do it, Buckminster.
- A guy named Fern? - Don't talk to me about Fern.
- You're sure it wasn't Vern? - I thought so, but it's Fern.
Let me know when the report gets in.
- Hey, Sam.
- What's wrong with the other door? I don't know.
You close it, and it's locking by itself.
What's up? Do you know who Horton Wilde is? That name sounds familiar.
- He's running in Orange County.
- Yeah.
He's in the hospital.
He's had a heart attack.
- I'm sorry to hear that.
- It's his fourth.
In Idaho we're running a guy who lost a race for City Council.
In the Texas 22nd, our candidate's an electrical engineer who paid his filing fee by dumping the cash out of a cigar box.
Arizona 6th features a Democrat who nine weeks ago registered as a Democrat.
You just named three districts that are impossible for Democrats.
Finding qualified sacrificial lambs ain't easy.
When the DCCC tries to raise money by saying we're taking back the House it doesn't look like we're giving it our all.
Line one.
This is it.
We're putting our resources where they'll do the most good.
This is Leo McGarry.
Yeah, can someone fax that over? Thank you.
We didn't get the five.
- No.
- Three? Two.
Two? Yeah.
Margaret? Would you let Josh, Toby and C.
J.
know that the report came out.
It's two debates.
- And I'm here.
- Yeah.
- They give you a reason? - They're faxing it over.
Don't we want a debate on new global threats? - Doesn't everybody want one debate? - I don't know.
Do you read much international news? The Herald Tribune.
Whatever C.
J.
puts in front of me.
Agence France.
So you read that Qumar reopened the investigation into Abdul Shareef's plane going down.
Yeah.
They'll say Israel had something to do with it.
- You think they did? - What do I know? Shareef was a bad guy.
Feels like he had money in the Bahji cell.
He did.
He was also behind a plot to blow up the Golden Gate Bridge.
Bridges and tunnels.
That's my nightmare.
What's yours? Well, now it's bridges and tunnels, Sam.
- Then my work here is done.
- It's that I don't know what winning looks like.
What does it look like? Is it? I mean, is it honestly the U.
S.
flag flying over Mecca? Is that what'll straighten this out? And if that's the case, why are we postponing that? What are we hoping is gonna happen in the meantime? That somebody'll think of something before we have to do the unthinkable.
You're one of the big minds of your generation.
Thought of anything yet? - No.
- Neither have I.
Neither has the president of the United States, also a pretty good mind.
- The Golden Gate Bridge? - Yeah.
Leo, we didn't have anything to do with Shareef's plane going down, did we? Sorry.
Two debates? Yeah.
The president and Bruno aren't gonna take it well.
There's one person who'll take it worse.
Who? Could somebody open the damn door? I'll get it.
It's locked or something.
- Don't force it.
I'll try - Two debates?! - Yeah.
- Did they say why? They're faxing their statement and having a press conference Monday.
Here's the fax.
- And the president's asking for you.
-"Given the inability of" - Do you mind me reading this? - Would it matter? "The two major parties to agree upon earlier commission proposals uncertainty caused by recent court rulings and the shortened time period in which to schedule debates for maximum viewing the commission amends" He got what he wanted for dragging his feet.
That's why he did it.
Can't fault him for having a winning strategy.
- I'm not faulting him, I'm faulting them.
- Be back in a minute.
That should be marked Central Daylight Time, 2:05 p.
m.
- Leo, they did it.
- What? - Casper's boys.
- Hey, really? - One suspect You should tell him.
- One suspect was killed another wounded.
- Wounded, that's it.
- Our guys - Our guys are fine.
They are fine.
We seized high explosive gunpowder, galvanized steel pipes time fuses, blasting caps - And, come on.
And Blueprints to the pool at KSU.
- And the kid? - He's - Go ahead, sir.
- University hospital, stable condition.
Mike, pick out a daughter.
My oldest is married, but I can have it annulled.
- The pope said he'd do it.
- That's very friendly, thank you.
- Was that note anything I need? - I don't know.
Israeli search and rescue is looking for a transport that fell off radar 12 hours Twelve hours and 22 minutes into the flight.
About 15 About 25 minutes before it was scheduled to land at Ben Gurion Airport.
- Where did it originate? - It originated Oh, God.
I think Ben Yosef is on that plane.
I think - He is.
- Did they give coordinates? - 34 º 47'.
- It's Lebanon, right? Yeah, southern Lebanon.
At any rate, Mr.
President, the The S&Rs just got under way.
Okay.
Somebody'll keep me posted.
- Yes, sir.
- Thank you, sir.
Thank you, Mr.
President.
Mike.
- No kidding, thank you.
- Thank you, sir.
Ben Yosef's plane is missing.
Now, how did I not see that coming? Eric steps up in the pocket looking for Newman at the 20.
Yeah, call that play again, coach because I'm sure they're not ready for it this time.
If you ask a professional athlete what the hardest thing is to do in sports they'll all say hit a baseball.
But a coach once told me that the hardest thing is to walk into your Super Bowl locker room at halftime and change the plan that got you there because it's not working.
It's okay that after almost every play somebody requires medical attention? It's not even the number as much as the format.
Two-minute response, then a one-minute reply.
That's not a debate, that's not a debate.
That's a joint press conference.
- Good evening, Mr.
President.
- Nice job on Red Mass, first-rate.
- You don't mind if I change everything? - No, sir.
Here.
Here.
And I added a section here.
Cute.
Let's take a look.
It's a joint press conference.
It's not necessary that the candidates be in the same room.
That's just theater.
We're talking about ways to possibly lower expectations.
I like what you did.
I like the 80-20.
Be nice to be able to respond to what the other person said and ask a question.
And the moderator should be empowered to press for an answer as a judge can of a witness or a member of Congress in a confirmation hearing.
Sam, what do you think about me writing you an urgent memo? "I think Ritchie's a more skilled debater than we're anticipating.
He has debated three gubernatorial candidates and won each time.
" - And leak the memo? - Yeah.
- I think you'll look silly.
- I'm used to that.
- I don't think it'll do much.
- Me neither.
Cicero wanted to restore the overthrown king of Egypt.
The Roman senate debated all day and into the night every military and diplomatic consequence until they collapsed on the floor.
Lentulus is trying to overthrow the Republic.
Caesar goes against Cato by the way, the first public debate on the death penalty.
They were against each other.
It was a debate.
They explored the meaning of spirituality and suffering.
- Then they put Lentulus to death.
- Right, but my point - Why not? - Why not what? Ask for a different format? We didn't get the number of debates we wanted, why not ask? - We'd never get it.
- We might.
Ritchie's people would put up a fight.
They might consider it if we give them something else they wanted.
Other than this house, we don't have anything else they want.
Sure, we do.
Sure, we do.
We wanted five debates, they wanted none.
We have exactly one thing left that they want.
Isn't this exactly why casinos don't play with a one-deck shoe? Yes.
Mr.
President.
Mr.
President, the car's ready.
He's still running that screen pass.
Get Toby to sign off, and I'm in.
This is gonna be interesting.
Do we need my speech? I've got it.
You mind if I ask something about Red Mass I'm curious about? And so how isn't it a constitutional issue? It is, but sometimes you say, "Big deal.
" It was the intention not to have a national religion not to have anyone's religious views imposed on anyone else and not to have government encourage a national display of piety as a substitute for action.
But sometimes you say"Big deal.
" - I'll be in the office a minute.
- Thank you.
Hey.
This was dropped at the northwest gate for you just now.
- Who's it from? - I don't know.
It's from Anthony.
He's the one who was here yesterday.
- Nice note? - No.
At several points he suggests that I might have an improper relationship with my mother.
- Why are you smiling? - He wrote it on the First Amendment.
Why can't the Mets throw strikes when they have a three-run lead? Yeah, let me ask you another.
With a runner on first, who's a threat to steal, why not just? - See you.
- Okay.
Hey.
Oh, hey.
I didn't Hi.
My mind was wandering.
- What are you doing here? - I'm sorry? What are you doing here? Danya Zucker had an extra ticket for the mass, and she asked me.
- Are you going? - No.
No.
Can you give me any indication what the senator's thinking? I really can't.
He spoke to me for a while yesterday and again today, and I don't know what he's thinking.
- But I can tell you what I told him.
- What? I told him I thought he'd been an extraordinary public servant.
Thoughtful and energetic and compassionate and courageous.
And I told him I'd be voting for the president.
Why? First of all, I'm crazy about the president.
I've been crazy about him for longer than you've known who he was.
And I'll keep poking him with a stick.
It's how I show my love.
But as a women's issue it's a no-brainer.
The next justice can overturn Roe and you don't screw around with that.
Wanna see what I learned to do since you got me fired? - Look - Watch.
Right away that's impressive, right? That's just the preparation.
This is the thing.
What is it? What do you want it to be? - Amy? - Out here.
See you.
I thought about what you asked before about my being able to think of anything.
And I said no.
And you said,"Neither have I, and neither has the president.
" What about it? I wouldn't speak for anybody else, but you know I'm not done yet, right? - Toby - No, stay there.
I'm looking for something to beat you with.
- Look - I'll use my hands.
- Let me say - One debate?! What's the difference between one debate and two? What's the difference be It's a whole other debate.
It's a second debate.
It's 100 percent more debates.
"Somebody should ask him if he's aware taxpayers pay 9000 this instead of 200,000 that.
And somebody should ask what he means by and ask how he plans on.
" You said that and you were right.
What if he has a bad night? It's happened.
What if he gets himself into trouble? What if Ritchie comes after Abbey or the kids, and the president goes postal? It's what I'd try to do.
Stress, hot lights, what if he has an episode? We lose.
When you can't lower expectations, you only have one thing you can do.
You have to meet them.
Clear 24 hours from the president's schedule.
We're going away.
There she is.
C.
J.
? Susan.
The senator would like a quick word with the president.
Is that possible? - Well, I don't know, Susan - He should.
Okay.
That was a wonderful talk, Mr.
President.
- Thanks.
I didn't write much of it.
- The 80-20 section.
That part I wrote.
I added it.
When you first started when you talked about how politicians hunger after the 80-20 issue I thought,"My God, I'm about to watch a train wreck.
He'll make a political speech to the Supreme Court while standing in the middle of a church.
" But of course you didn't.
I should've known better.
"Who among the 80 will stand up for the 20?" You did, Howard.
You did all the time.
I was telling Josh Lyman about a friend who just got his pilot's license.
He told me the most remarkable thing.
He said a new pilot will fly into cloud cover there'll be no visibility.
They'll check their gauges, they'll look at the artificial horizon.
It'll show them level but they won't trust it.
So they'll make an adjustment, and then another and another.
He said the number of new pilots who fly out of clouds completely upside down would knock you out.
My office will make arrangements for me to endorse you in the morning.
You keep your eyes on the horizon, Mr.
President.
Mr.
President.
Mr.
President.
Are you ready to go, sir? No.
C.
J.
- Yes, sir.
- Would it be possible to move the press off the church grounds? I'm gonna take questions for a little while.
- On what? - Needle exchange.
Yes, sir.