Wynonna Earp (2016) s04e04 Episode Script

1
(Wynonna): Previously
on Wynonna Earp.
(gunshot, screaming)
That's not the sheriff,
where's Nicole?
- She was alone.
- You alone kept the homestead safe.
- Please don't shoot.
- Casey, don't be a weenie!
I don't even
have my gun anymore.
How could we have been
in that garden
for a year and a half?
Apparently, I haven't pooped
in 18 months.
John Henry Holliday.
Amon.
I love you, Nicole Haught.
I'm sorry,
I'm just so distracted.
(screaming)
They're back.
So good to be home.
(moaning)
(Wynonna): Is this
an intervention or something?
Because honestly,
fair enough, you know?
I just, I would've
appreciated a wardrobe change,
maybe a heeled boot situation.
Maybe no hood.
Seriously, when's this thing
coming off?
Ugh!
That is bright.
Can you dim
those lights, please?
I mean, where are we,
at the dentist?
- (chuckling)
- I don't know. Are we?
I'm Deputy Assistant Director
Naomi Hycha.
Oh! I also love me
a "py-jam-jam".
Black Badge?
Does that mean Black Badge is
No longer defunct.
Well, you brought the noise,
I guess it makes sense
you're bringing in defunct.
Oh, right
Sorry about the whole
extraordinary rendition jam.
- Here let me, uh, is that
- It's on the other
- Just give me it.
- Okay.
Well, we are psyched
to have you back.
- I am not back!
- I am in myjam-jams!
Okay.
Babe, dial it back a notch.
We're on the same team, here.
You're just
You're just late to the party.
But we need every employee,
no matter how minor, Agent
Agent Arp.
Jeremy?
Oh, my God!
- Hey
- Ay-ay-ay-ay!
What happened to your gorgeous
little chicken limbs?
And a fond hi,
former colleague.
Naomi, so sorry, I know her.
This is the Wynonna Arp.
Uh Why does everybody
keep saying it like that?
Employee of the Month,
June 2016.
Uh It was February,
actually.
- Oh, so the shortest month?
- Mm-hmm.
- Don't worry.
- Wynonna hates demons.
Like we all do.
Hell yeah, brother. Pfft
Despise them deems.
But she's never killed one,
of course.
Nope. No.
'Cause they are a lot.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
But you are familiar
with the supernatural?
I feel like I can handle it.
(tense music)
(blood dripping)
(creature screeching)
(screeching)
'Cause I gave you
all I got to give ♪
I know that ain't
no way to live ♪
So I told that devil ♪
To take you back ♪
I told that devil ♪
To take you back ♪
(Nicole): You could just start?
(Waverly): But my Powerpoint!
They're always iconic.
I do put a lot of thought
into my wipes.
I love your wipes.
And I love that you got
us all notebooks, and
Where's Wynonna and Doc?
Oh, well, they're probably
off doing
something like that.
Meanwhile I I came early
because I am pumped
for your presentation.
We've got a whack of questions.
Like
- who's Cleo?
- Yeah. Who's Holt?
- What's with the border?
- Why so many demons!
- What's for dinner?
- Tacos!
Delicious.
And what the hell happened
to Peacemaker?
(Rachel clears her throat)
Oh!
Well, look who decided
to show her face.
And in Wynonna's jacket?
Oh. Looks better on me.
- (gasps)
- Never say that to her.
So, Rachel,
we were talking about
Wynonna's magic gun.
Sword. Uh
What? She lives with us.
She's gonna find out
a lot worse.
- Here.
- No, no, hers is the blue one.
- Okay, okay.
- I'm actually about to bounce?
But I've been here 18 months,
so I get ya.
I'll keep an eye out
for a gun-sword.
(sighing)
Baby, I'm sorry nobody's here.
You're sorry we're alone
in the house?
Oh. No, not that.
For the government,
it's unprecedented.
It's a chance to observe
humans and demons,
co-existing together
in one controlled
and contained ecosystem.
You put a border around
the Ghost River Triangle,
you control
who comes in and out.
Demons, for the most part.
Ooh! Don't want them
to get out. Ever.
Deputy Assistant Director
Hycha and the others
were called here
after the unexplained event
18 months ago.
We arrived after
it all went down.
Of course, Agent Chetri
had already been in Purgatory.
Mm-hmm.
But the new mandate
is to observe.
Not to interfere.
(blows raspberry)
I felt pretty interfered with
last night
when I was snatched
from my barn bed.
Well, when we go into demon
territory, we do it with oomph.
So, Naomi, before this,
you were, what, at Roswell,
wrist-deep in alien sphincter
I suppose?
Oh, I was I was
I was transferred here from
the Department of Fisheries.
The Black Badge Division
had been dissolved
and they were desperate
for volunteers.
My supervisor was the envoy
to Belize.
He's gonna teach me how to surf.
Listen
I once lost a guy
to E. Coli
after undercooked perch
at the annual fry-up.
But he was back
after a week.
He'd, uh, he'd thinned out
around the face,
he actually looked really great.
(sighing)
But at BBD?
Twelve deaths so far.
You can't know what it's like
to lose someone
until it happens.
Ooh!
But if it sweetens the pot,
we have really cool jumpsuits.
Very Fleabag!
- I don't know what that is.
- Wait, hmm?
Why don't I just
show her around,
just, you know,
take her on a tour.
A private tour.
Uh, ohh
You be quick, you two.
I'd love to get this
crossed off my to-do by lunch.
Here's your surveillance
rock back.
I'm gonna need actual
alone time with Agent Chetri.
(indistinct chattering)
(upbeat music)
To our new partnership.
Ravenia's lovely.
Big fan, too.
I could introduce you.
I am merely here
to, uh, conduct business.
Mmm You know
Everybody knows
that you're Wynonna Earp's man.
Or is Wynonna Earp your woman?
Wynonna is no one
but her own.
Besides, what is it to you?
(cocking gun)
Stand down, big boy.
(chuckling)
All it is to me is interesting.
You are the Earps'
most loyal protector,
and yet the thing
that more recently
turned your body into a weapon,
most able to protect them,
you deny.
Ravenia. Could you pour
Mr. Holliday here
a sip of our special blend?
You know, we're demons,
we all have problems.
Now, you vampires are always
so melodramatic
that yours are special.
(growling)
(sighing)
You're safe here, Doc.
To be who you really are.
There are worse people
to work for
than those
who see others plainly.
Well, seeing that
we're being honest,
if you return empty-handed,
Ravenia here will be pouring
your juices out of that jug.
Well then,
I shall try my darndest
not to disappoint you.
Oh, and please,
do say hello to Wynonna.
From the rest of us monsters.
(eerie music)
(creature growling)
(screeching)
- What do you have for me?
- The holy grail.
"Bunny Loblaw for PTA!"
Billy, we said we don't dive
for any more mugs.
- Nobody needs 'em.
- You know what?
You're right.
(mug shattering)
Anything real
from today's haul?
I don't know. Does a DVD copy
of Bring It On count?
I'm sexy! I'm cute!
I found it in a boot!
It does not.
But too bad, 'cause I have
the perfect trade.
A real Billy-find.
For when y'all kill
squirrels at y'all ranch.
For the record,
we only eat chipmunks.
But this is cool.
Thanks, Rachel.
Well, as always, good haul.
This has gone way better
than when I was alone.
Same.
Oh, and uh
I, um, thought that
this maybe might look cool
on you.
- You thinking about how I look?
- No.
Yeah?
Hubcap for the vest?
I know you guys
sell auto parts.
Uh, yeah.
(sighing)
Everything is state
of the art,
as you can see, we have floors,
windows, couches, bathrooms.
Oh! And this
is my favorite nook. Hey!
Whoa. You've definitely
been body-snatched,
'cause you're going for
a make-out sesh, but honestly,
I'm so relieved to see you,
I'm kinda down.
- Still gay.
- It's just
The only place
where they can't see us.
I knew Black Badge
was still evil.
The old Black Badge, yes.
Naomi and co.?
Just people,
scared and in over their heads.
A lot of bad stuff
came into Purgatory.
They need you
and your magic gun.
- (footsteps approaching)
- Okay, well, the thing about
Uh, hey!
Agent Arp?
No.
Special Agent
Arp.
Arp
Well, yay.
And welcome back to BBD.
Fish bump?
Oh. Ouch.
Well, enjoy the knife.
Hope the chipmunks
are real good.
We eat vegan
most meals, so
I'll come over to yours
for rodent sometime?
A lot of Earps
back home now, huh?
- Is that weird for you?
- Try insane.
But I kinda love it.
Never really had people before.
But way to dodge me inviting
myself over to your house.
Yeah. That's probably
not a great idea.
My place is sad.
Dude. I lived years in a place
where my toilet
was also my kitchen.
It's just not really
a friends-can-come-over
type situation.
My mom is like
a bonafide hoarder.
I just
Sometimes, I feel like
you're keeping me a secret.
Maybe someday, okay?
If we can, like,
find some foolproof reason.
I'll see you later,
mug lover.
Yeah, that's what I love.
Mugs.
(sighing)
(tense music)
(panting)
And we're on the floor.
Yeah, how did that happen?
Oh, determination?
There's a notebook
stuck to my butt.
- (laughing)
- Maybe don't give that one out.
(laughing)
Should we talk
finding Peacemaker?
What we just did
reminded me of how
good you are
at finding things.
Yeah. Peacemaker.
Another thing I failed
at for 18 months.
Hey.
Do I need to make
a Powerpoint presentation
about how amazing
Nicole Haught is?
I'd call it "Haught Topics".
Why would I need that?
Or
We could talk about
another thing that
starts with "pro"
and ends in "posal"?
Even though the world
was ending, I meant every word.
(door opening)
- That's a lot.
- Jesus, Rachel!
- Respect the privacy of
- the kitchen.
- Right.
- Whatever.
Do you think a junkyard
would be a good place
to look for
a magic sword-gun?
One man's trash
is another Earp's treasure!
Yeah. Where is this junkyard?
- Easier if I show you.
- But you're gonna need pants.
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.
(laughing)
None of these compare to,
say, an old western Buntline
that can send
revenants to hell, but
Yeah, yeah, no, Peacemaker,
she slaps for sure,
but these weapons also slap.
- I should for sure take one.
- One sec.
First, you need to see my
masterpiece.
I call it Antoni.
Because if you want to turn
something into guacamole,
you bring Antoni.
Welcome to taco night.
(upbeat Soca music)
- (music stops)
- Okay, whoa!
Watch where
you point that thing!
Seriously, do not point
that at anything
unless you want it guac'd.
- Though now I do want nachos.
- Is there a caf or
So what's my first mish?
Is this about finding
and rescuing Robin?
'Cause I will, Jer.
It's about a problem
we're having with things
robbin' our supply trucks.
Our biggest challenge is getting
provisions into Purgatory
without it getting hijacked,
or worse.
Alright. So you need me
to hunt down whatever's stealing
freight and killing drivers.
Got it.
I need you sitting.
In the truck.
Driving?
You don't ask Cate Blanchett
to be a background extra,
you make her Carol.
Forget the cover,
I'm a demon hunter, man.
I am Carol.
And I'm a scientist
with an empathetic crotch.
Yeah.
But BBD can't find out
who we really are right now.
They don't like
supernatural things, Wynonna.
Like us.
We need to get Purgatory food.
Medicine.
Booze.
Always lead with booze.
You know
Yesterday, the good citizens
of my hometown
tried to hang me for murder.
Well ya,
theyjust need snacks, Wynonna.
They're kinda hangry.
(light music)
Wow, look at that sign.
So, wait,
this is your boyfriend's place?
No, this is my friend
who is a boy's place.
Looks promising.
Unless you already
checked it out?
Well, I stuck mostly
to the forests.
Smart.
I'm gonna go check round back.
Classic teen.
Doesn't want to be seen
at the creepyjunkyard
with her sexy gay aunts.
Hello?
Magpies?
Junk people?
Hello?
(growling)
- Waverly!
- Geez.
You scared me.
Yeah, well, this is kinda
Spooky Central.
So let's stick together, okay?
Hey! Get away! Do not touch!
Sorry.
Car parts in this section
ain't for sale.
- Don't touch none of that.
- Nobody's touching anything.
What exactly is for sale here?
I'll show you.
(distant dog barking)
Come on.
(indistinct chattering)
- You're in my seat.
- Simon.
And hurry up. I wanna get
in and out of this shithole
as fast as possible.
Excuse me,
but the Purgatory shithole
is a rare geothermal occurrence
and bonafide tourist attraction.
Look, okay. Hey, not driving
gives you a chance to observe,
and to guard the supplies.
He talked shit
about our shithole.
You need BBD resources
to do your job.
Your real job.
Stupid always persuasive
Jeremy.
And when I say this thing
is powerful, I mean it.
Do you see that red button?
Yes.
Never use it.
Unless it's Apocalypse Now time.
And I'm not talking the movie,
I'm saying the two words,
together.
What is with all
the disguised GPS trackers, man?
- Oh, this
- This isn't BBD tech.
Maybe Waverly can dig
something up.
Hey. Maybe just, like,
never ever, ever
press that button!
God, I don't even know why
I put that in there.
There's the constant panic
and second-guessing I've missed.
Love you, Jer-bear!
- Love you.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
No, no, no, no.
Wynonna, please.
- I'm just kidding.
- I won't do it.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Okay, yeah.
Okay, bye.
Do let me know if you two
are looking for anything
in particular.
Any vintage
(clanking, sighing)
- silverware?
- Cutlery?
Knives.
Little bigger.
- Say, swords?
- Planning to storm a castle?
Got a princess to save?
- Halloween costume.
- I'm going as She-Ra.
Oh, my God, I would die.
(phone buzzing)
Oh, it's Wynonna.
I should probably take this.
Hey, sis.
What's going on?
Did you get my text?
Nicole.
It's good to see you again.
Careful, Margo.
We've recently come into
some lovely rings,
should you have a need for one.
Now that your Waverly
has been returned safely
to you.
Which reminds me,
it's time for you to deliver.
Stay away from us.
Love wins, after all.
(tense music)
What? You're where?
Doing a thing in a truck.
Can you just peep the symbol
on that rock real quick?
What truck?
Just A white truck?
Wynonna.
Ugh. My sister. Pfft.
Apparently, this truck
is also delivering wieners,
because there's a huge one
right next to me.
That's an inside joke,
it's not about you.
Hey, I'm actually looking
for Peacemaker.
Oh, my God, thank you so much,
baby girl.
Yeah, so whatever
one-act play this is
Just take a look
at the symbol, okay?
I'll explain
the ween-scene later.
Okay.
Yay, research!
I don't recognize it.
Uh It could be a pictograph?
Or a rune?
I'll look into it more
when I get home.
Alright, thanks Nerdely.
You're the best.
(tense music)
(Simon): Ain't nothing out here.
It's beautiful.
Oh God, this town.
Of course.
(brakes squealing)
We should check it out.
We should not
get ourselves killed.
I can't believe
I'm saying this
in the year of our lord
Whatever it is,
I've lost track.
It's our job.
(tailgate opening)
This is demon shit.
This is a robbery!
Someone's trying
to steal our booze!
And food and medicine!
Who cares about
these townies?!
I care.
I actually do.
Yeah, some of them
might be meatballs.
Mega meatballs,
if they live here.
But they're my meatballs.
And you don't get
to call them that, wiener.
I do. 'Cause I'm a Purgatorian.
(Simon chuckles)
What a hero.
And I'm sure they'll thank you
by giving you super gonorrhea
when they're not trying
to string you up,
and I ain't dying
for this dirt town
and its dirt people.
You don't even have an Arby's.
We have a guy named Arby!
And the diaper is just 'cause
he's busy!
(gun powering up)
Come on, sucker.
Ahh! Ooh!
- Wynonna?
- Doc?
You're working for the BBD?
You're robbing stagecoaches?
So, have you seen
this Fleabag thing
everyone's talking about?
Well, well.
Professor Trash himself,
putting the "man"
back in "manicure".
What are you doing here?
Do I need to sing
my hit single
My Toilet Was My Kitchen
again? 'Cause
You don't need to be embarrassed
by this.
- Are you nuts?
- Yeah. I am.
We've been over this.
That's why we're buds.
- Okay. My mom is strict.
- Okay, she's like super strict.
- She's not gonna get you.
- Okay. Chill, Bill.
I only came to say that
Even if your family sucks,
you don't. I think you
opposite of suck?
Confessing this crush
is going great.
Crush?
Don't say that, alright,
just not here.
You have to leave, now.
Easier ways to say
you feel different.
That's not what I said.
(door opening)
Can we go now?
- Who's this lil' hothead?
- Like, right now.
- Yeah, sure.
- Whatever you want.
I'll keep an eye out
for any big old knives.
(tense music)
(door closing)
You saw Jeremy,
and you didn't tell me?
- Literallyjust happened.
- He's fine.
He's probably a hostage,
which you just bought
into Black Badge's gaslighting.
Rule number one, Wynonna,
we do not work for the enemy.
We both know
that rule number one
is triple check
the birth control,
and those who live in
I'm-robbing-supply-trucks-houses
shouldn't throw BBD stones.
- And you are better than this.
- With or without Peacemaker.
And you're better than playing
petty sidekick
to some, what?
Wannabe mobster demon?
Says the woman
in the BBD jumpsuit,
taking orders
from the same bastards
that did what they did to Dolls!
What do you want me to do?!
I want you to act
like Wyatt Earp's
great-great-granddaughter.
Even if you did lose
his magic gun!
Oh, balls.
Whether you like it or not,
I will be liberating
this whisky.
Ha Wrong.
Can't take me with it,
can you?
Oh, do not commit
such a childish act.
- Oh, you wanna see childish?
- How about this
is childish.
To prove a very adult
point, though.
Very grown up
sexy point.
Wynonna, give me the keys.
My wiener has them.
Simon. The driver.
Speaking of wieners, I bet you
this crate has condoms.
I got some tools in my car.
It is up the road.
I shall grab them.
And I suppose I shall
liberate you too.
(sighing)
With the wind blowing east,
you can really smell
the shithole.
I thought you'd have
better taste.
You brought Earps
onto our land.
Rachel isn't even an Earp.
Earp lover though, ain't she?
You connected her to us.
That's on you.
You know what's gotta happen.
Please. I'll make it right.
I found that photo
of you two in your bunk.
Should come in handy
if you don't.
Don't make me reap that girl.
(wind howling)
(shivering)
Another one?
Okay, okay.
You are not a piece of GPS tech.
You are
definitely evil
and creepy as hell.
And I respect you.
Let's just go our separate ways.
(rock clattering)
(wind howling)
(scraping)
Not footsteps. Just wind.
(scraping, chain clattering)
So much wind
you could poop your pants.
Doc?
Doc!
(radio static)
(soft music playing)
Oh what a thrill ♪
Thrill, thrill ♪
Ooh wee ♪
What a thrill ♪
I know you.
And you know me.
Shit.
Yet such a thrill ♪
Is a passing thing ♪
(grunting)
Doc!
(tense music)
(screeching)
Ahh!
Doc!
(intense music)
(growling)
(screeching)
(slashing, screaming)
Oh stretch, you stupid bitch!
(shrieking)
Oh, you're gonna regret that!
Oh, you brought claws
to a guac fight.
Ahh!
(gasping)
(shrieking)
(sighing)
(door opening)
(Billy): Aren't you cold?
Decided against layering up
with the suede vest
some dick gave me.
Well, leather jacket's
cooler anyway.
It's not even mine.
Just like everything else
in this place.
(scoffs)
Okay.
I came to tell you that
we can't hang out anymore.
And you wanted me
to hold your hand
through dumping me?
Not like we were anything.
"Were" being the important part.
You've been marked.
By a rock with a big "C"?
It was just in the pocket
of myjacket.
She marked you. But
But, I said I was gonna
make it right.
I want to make it right!
(intense music)
(panting)
What the fucking fuck?
Geological?
A fossil?
Are you from the Badlands?
Rocks R Us?
Old west.
Cattle brand?
It is a cattle brand!
This infamous family
of cattle rustlers
were on the opposing side
of the Earps
during the shootout
at the O.K. Corral.
"C" for Clantons.
The Clantons are in Purgatory!
(woman screaming)
Do you see the Reaper?
If it's coming for you,
you can see it!
What are you talking about,
a Reaper?
- Stay back, for your own good!
- Stay back!
It's here,
it's gotta be here!
And it's not gonna stop
'til it shreds her!
What the hell is this place?
(whimpering)
(whimpering)
It's the killing floor.
It led me right
to the killing floor.
(growling)
There was blood at the truck!
Doc!
- Shoot it!
- Shoot what?
- There's only you!
- Shoot!
Right there! Shoot!
I cannot see it!
I don't have my gun!
You have me, and mine.
(growling)
There!
There! No!
Now!
(gunfire, shrieking)
(Wynonna crying)
(intense music)
It didn't work.
It's still coming!
It is high time
we leave this place!
No! No, it's not gonna
like that!
Yeah, well, I do not like it!
(Reaper shrieking)
Stay the hell away from her!
No! Don't hurt him!
There's something
wrong with him!
What's wrong is my family.
Clanton. You're a Clanton.
We're poison, cursed.
Always have been.
But I'm not going
to hurt you.
What is he doing?
What are you doing? Billy!
Please, help him!
Billy, what are you doing?!
(screaming)
(Reaper shrieking)
(Waverly): Oh, my God!
(high-pitched calling)
A soul for a soul.
My soul for her soul.
We are rooted together,
enemies and kin.
But I sever that root,
and I offer myself.
(groaning)
(shrieking)
We must keep moving.
It's okay, it's okay.
It's gone.
It hated me, Doc.
It hates me so much.
I am here, my love.
I got you.
I got you.
What did you do?
Idiot, what did you do?
I have one covenant.
I used it for you.
You're safe now.
- From what?
- What is she safe from?
The black sheep in a family
that I don't wanna be a part of.
How many of you are there?
My brother, Holt,
sister, Cleo. And Mam.
Oh God, Mam.
And the others.
They'll never stop
coming for you.
I don't understand.
I think that you
opposite-of-suck too.
Bye, Rachel.
Okay, shh shh, it's okay.
(Rachel crying)
(distant howling)
Okay, so
we have more questions
than ever,
but thanks to Billy,
some answers.
The hunter, that only
Wynonna could see,
it is under the sway
of Wyatt Earp's
greatest enemies.
"C" For Clantons.
I always knew
they were a plague
for which there is no cure.
Yeah, a disease that's already
spread all over town.
The town they're running.
Sheriff Holt and Cocaine Cleo
are Clantons?
Billy's brother and sister.
And that creature
answers to them.
They sent it after me,
specifically.
That's why only I could see it.
It hated me a lot.
Our bullets did nothing.
No, what stopped it
was what happened here,
with Rachel's friend.
He thought it was coming
for me.
I found a rock in myjacket.
You mean
You mean, myjacket.
Billy ceremonied
and sacrificed something for me.
And I wasn't even
really the target?
His emergency dental work
somehow called off
the Clantons' pet.
- Reaper.
- Billy called it a Reaper.
He saved you.
We have to save him.
No, we will. Eventually.
But for now, everyone stay
the hell away from them
until we come up
with a plan.
I got a plan. Stab and stab
until I make his family pay.
We will get him,
help him. Okay?
Yeah, but we do things here
as a team.
- I work better alone.
- Always have.
- You don't work at all.
- You're 17 years old.
- Wait.
- Hey.
Just let her go, guys.
She's earned the right
to be that pissed.
But we have bigger things
to worry about.
Like, we work as a team
and part of our team is missing.
Let's get our nerd back.
Okay. So
How do we get Jeremy
away from the border,
- and Black Badge?
- We tell the truth.
Then we beg.
(chains clattering, grunting)
(Billy): Argh!
Look what you've done
to yourself.
My sweet baby boy.
All for an Earp lover.
What a waste.
Stop! You don't have
to do this, okay?
Just let the old ways die.
If we do not honor our past,
we lose our future.
Don't kill her,
Mam, please.
- For that whore?
- Death would be a mercy.
But I'm not going
to kill Rachel.
(whistling)
You are.
(intense music)
(Billy screaming)
(Billy screaming)
(door opening)
Billy's a kid.
He's impulsive.
He'll thank me for this
one day.
Yeah, Mam, I mean,
Billy messed up.
But we can teach him, you know,
to respect tradition.
Because, dear daughter,
you're so loyal to tradition.
Shall we begin?
(Billy screaming)
While he's still out there?
(soft eerie music)
Oh, come on. Why do we even
still say this stuff?
It's not like it helped
any other Clanton.
(Billy screaming)
(Reaper growling)
Ah! Ow!
Ow! You're hurting me!
Billy's not the only one
who's impulsive.
- Mam
- (Cleo screaming)
Mam, easy. Easy!
You needed some Clanton blood
for something?
Those reapers are not
attack dogs.
They're our ancestors!
(screaming)
You sent Uncle Ike after her?
Wynonna is weak. It is time!
Time?
- To go against me?
- No, no.
Do you all forget
who the Clanton heir is?
- (Cleo screaming)
- You are, Mam.
- Who? Who?
- You! You are! You are!
You are!
And I alone dictate
when we unleash hell
on the Earps.
Yes, Mam. Yes, Mam.
My plan is already in motion.
Ow, ow, ow!
Now, who's hungry?
(sighing)
(Cleo crying)
(all): We thank our kin
for this feast,
and for the sin that roots us.
The power of vengeance
will damn our enemies.
In the name of Clanton,
we vow to never forsaken.
Never forget.
And never forgive.
(intense music)
You can't just barge in, Arp!
Earp. Wynonna Fucking Earp.
I am the best damn demon hunter
that Black Badge ever saw.
I'm Carol!
Look, Wynonna,
you don't get it
- No, you don't get it.
- I'm done lying.
I'm done hiding.
But I just got beat
by something
extremely balls-deep scary.
You okay?
Jeremy,
I don't have Peacemaker.
Oy. That ain't kosher.
All I have is my people.
I need you back, Jeremy.
You, and Robin if he's here.
- He's safe.
- Just keep him out of this, okay?
I need everybody.
So here's what's happens next,
Blue Tang Jan.
- Wait, is that a fish joke?
- I leave here with Jeremy.
Together, we take back
the Black Badge offices
in Purgatory, we reinstate
my posse of dipshits,
and we hunt some goddamn demons.
It's just,
it's not that simple.
It can be.
Think of me like a goldfish.
Dumb and determined.
Agent
Agent Earp.
Our bosses expect results.
And if you think
I'm afraid of demons,
just wait until you meet
upper management.
This is your call,
Agent Chetri.
They can get it done.
With my help.
This team of yours
must be pretty special.
The best.
Came to your senses
in the nick of time.
- Mm-mm.
- You bring what's due?
- I'm giving it back.
- Because I owe you nothing.
Ha-ha! Is that
how you figure it?
Doc and Waverly got themselves
out of the garden. Not you.
Come on.
You may be dumbstruck
for that Earp tart,
but you're not an idiot.
It's over.
Oh, honey.
It's just beginning.
(intense music)
(gasping)