Being Human (US) s04e05 Episode Script

Previously on Being Human: I'm like you.
I'm a wolf.
Push! What is she? She's perfect.
- What do you think? - How did you pull it off? Club? Getting the vampires in line? It turns out that someone like me can be a pretty smart fighter.
You can change the way you look? I can control what people see.
Oh my God! The house! The '70s! I'm travelling through time.
If you really love this girl, the best thing you can do is break up with her.
I have been lying to you.
Because I am a vampire.
Oh! Oh my God, your face! You're laughing, all right.
I wasn't exactly expecting this.
I didn't expect you to tell me that you're Dracula.
Kat, I'm telling you the truth.
Oh, you really believe this.
It's not a question of what I believe.
It's a question of what is.
I am a vampire.
Okay So so, you can ask me questions.
You it's Say something.
Say anything.
It's gonna be okay.
- We're gonna get help.
- Help We're gonna talk to a professional and Okay, no more talking.
Listen, listen, listen What do you hear? Nothing.
I don't hear anything.
I don't hear your heartbeat.
That's because I don't have one.
- No, there's gotta be - Kat, okay.
Kat, Kat, listen to me.
I'm gonna do something and I just need you to trust me, okay? Trust me.
Kat, it's still me.
Have you killed people? Are you a killer? I love you.
How can I trust you? How many? Jeff, my ex, went missing right after you met him.
Oh God, Kat, no! No, no, no.
No.
I don't do that anymore.
That's not me anymore.
That isn't gonna do you any good.
Who else knows what you are? Just the people I live with, Kat, just Josh and Nora and Sally.
Who's Sally? Tell me what you're feeling.
You can be honest with me.
Scared.
I feel scared.
That's That's normal.
It's a crazy situation.
I'm not scared of the situation.
It's you.
I'm scared of you.
Okay.
Um, if you need me to go, I can Yes, please go.
For how long? Okay.
Hi! Thanks for stopping by! Come on in! We wanted to check up on your guys! See how baby April's doing.
See if she's gotten any cuter, not that that's possible.
- Hi! - Hi! Josh, Nora, this is Mark and Wendy.
We have heard a lot about you guys.
- Nice to meet you! - No, no, bring it in for a hug.
Come on, buddy! So good to meet you guys! There's nothing to worry about, buddy.
We're Howlers like you.
Mark and Wendy were attacked with us.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Wow! There's nothing to be sorry about.
There's worse things to be.
It's weird though, when we stumble upon each other.
Do you stumble on a lot of us? I don't stumble.
I look for people like us.
We feel it's important to have a sense of community.
No, not always.
Where'd you find this guy? - We gotta go.
- Yes, yeah.
It was so great seeing the baby! It was lovely to meet you guys.
You too! Bye, guys! - Bye! - Thanks again! - We'll see you around! - Sure.
Let me see her! Oh my God, she's so big! So, I know Mark's a little intense, but he's actually really sweet.
Yes.
- Your baby is perfect! - I know! Look at her, oh my gosh! Uh, here, we got you Open it! It's just kind of a supply grab bag.
Put together by 2 people who have no children, so it's fairly half-assed.
Why don't you open it? Here we go, sweetie.
There.
You really didn't need to do this.
Oh, we wanted to! Oh my gosh! A little wolf on it.
This is adorable! Thank you so much! You really this is Are you okay? Things are just happening really fast.
Just a little overwhelmed.
That's totally understandable.
We've been thinking about having kids for so long.
Just been thinking about everything that goes into being pregnant and arguing over nursery colours and organizing a baby shower.
We didn't get to do any of that.
I know, it sounds stupid.
No, no! Not at all! Why don't you let me throw you a shower? - What? - Yes! I'm throwing you a shower.
- It's a good idea! - No! No, we've taken advantage of you already.
Just give us a couple weeks to throw it together.
Seriously? Yes, we would love to.
Okay! Thank you! That'd be great! Oh, we're idiots! We're idiots, we're idiots, we're idiots! Nora, seriously! It's barely a baby shower.
It's just you, me, alpha Mark and what's-her-name.
And her name is Wendy.
And take it easy on Mark.
- No! - You've only met him once! He's the worst! He was trying to dominate me! - No, he wasn't! - Yes, he was! - If he tries that here - Oh my God! What's going on? Last minute werewolf baby shower.
Well, not exactly last minute.
- It's tonight, so - That's all right.
I'll clear out.
No, I was gonna invite you.
It's okay.
I'm not really up for it.
Nora, actually, have you talked with Kat? Uh, not since she called to yell at me and announced that she's moving out of my apartment.
I think she's broken up with all of us, Aidan.
Hey, hey, hey! Look, I know you're sad, okay? But I've been thinking a lot about this and I want you to look at it this way: This is the first time You've been dumped.
In 200 years.
He's immortal you know.
.
he can mourn forever.
- Call her! - Yeah, do it! Maybe this time she won't cry before hanging up the phone.
Oh, poor lonely boy and his broken heart.
- You're pathetic! - I know! Go see what's-her-name.
- Kick down the door.
- Give her neck the old snapperoo.
I mean, that's what gets you off, right? That's your that's your thing.
They might have been nice when they were alive, but as ghosts, they're ratched-ass bitches.
- What did you do? What did you do? - They're fine! I banished them from the house! You're welcome! You shouldn't have done that! I couldn't stand here and watch them talk to you like that! I deserve this.
I really do.
I guess it doesn't matter where they are, because they couldn't torture you as much as you torture yourself! You don't understand what I did, what I am! That's exactly what Kat is afraid of.
That is exactly what Sally? All right, I'm heading out.
Is everything on this list? Don't forget the mixed nuts.
- Yeah! Obviously! - They're key.
Ehi! Can you keep an eye on my sp spana skanakopita? My, uh, spanako spanakopita.
Because phyllo dough is, like, angel skin.
Don't say I got the time wrong.
No, no.
Hey.
Hi! Guess who's super sober? When did you get out? A week and a half ago.
And you didn't call us? I still had a lot to figure out.
Didn't want to dump that on you, so I went home and dumped it on Mom.
Oh, great! Yeah, how did that go? - Well, exactly as well as you might think.
- Yeah.
Which is why I'm here to use you and your couch.
I just need a place to crash for a couple of days.
- I've got a studio lined up - No, stop! Of course you're staying here.
Thank you.
Yeah! After you and I sprint to the grocery store real quick.
Do you mind? - Okay.
Why am I sprinting? - We're hosting a baby shower.
- Oh! - In an hour and a half.
- Oh.
- With champagne.
We didn't know you were coming! It's okay.
It's all good.
I can be around the stuff.
It's a baby shower! That's a party I can actually handle.
Babies! Yeah.
You know, it's a real bad idea to be following me, Kenny! You know, I've been calling you for over a week now.
- Why haven't you been answering? - I don't know where she is.
What are you talking about? The mysterious vampire hunter.
I haven't seen her, all right? No, that's that's not why I was calling.
I just thought we were I don't know, reconnecting or something.
I just wanted to hang out.
You caught me on a weird day.
What is it, junkie stuff? Roomie stuff? Romance stuff? - Romance stuff.
- Kat and I broke up.
So you're what? You're doing the whole: "I'm gonna walk around sad, thinking about her "while I try not to think about her," sort of thing? What the hell do you know about it, Kenny? Fine, that's a good point.
It's not very easy to entice a girl to sit in a hospital and watch a movie through a glass barrier.
But I have watched enough television to know what people deal with when going through breakups.
What do people deal with when going through a breakup? Well, I nailed the whole "sad walk around town," didn't I? Now you got step 2.
What's step 2? Drown your sorrows! - No, uh - Uh.
I'm not going to a blood den, Kenny! No, no, no! You don't have to.
I have got a fridge packed with bagged stuff.
Just in case you ever came over.
Bagged stuff? Yes.
Yes! - Come on! - Okay, I'm coming! She's so cute! Look at those cheekies! I know! And she's a werewolf? Just like the rest of us! I didn't mean that to sound like an insult.
I'm an alcoholic.
I have no idea why I said that either.
Champagne? Yes! Josh, there is something I should tell you.
I - Hi! - Hey! Welcome! Come on in! Look at that present! Hi, everybody! Wow! You brought a big, big gift.
Yeah! It's just a little something for the new parents.
Yeah, and you brought 2 cases of beer and 2 other couples.
More on the way.
Nothing to worry about.
They're like us.
It's cool.
Is it though, Mark? Of course! Of course it's cool.
It's, you know, the more the merrier! Uh, let's find a spot in the fridge for all this beer! - Do you know these people? - Not really, no.
So Mark just invites them over? What's that about? Is it some kind of weird power thing? Actually, it's more like a pack gathering.
And I asked him to invite them over.
I'm thinking about joining the pack.
Whoa, that's a huge mistake, man! Things go sideways real fast in a group.
And now you have April, it's like Exactly, when it was just us, I could tell myself if we laid low, stayed under the vampire radar And if something happened, I would step up.
But I got a kid now, and that changes everything.
I would give my 2 eyes to protect her.
Like it or not, there's safety in numbers.
But you are safe.
Things are quiet now! That virus wiped most of the vampires out.
And the ones that are left are just trying to keep the peace! Trust me.
I know this! They are already growing.
And if they gain force, how long do you think that peace will last? I'm joining the pack, Josh.
And if you cared about your safety, Nora's safety, you would too.
- Hey! - Hi! Hey, you make the deviled eggs? Yeah.
Perfection.
You are an artist.
Did someone buy the baby her first beer bong? Hey! Where did you go? I just spent, uh, 4 days in 2001.
longer than usual, right? Oh, and it's longer than I would have liked.
I was with 16-year-old you.
- Seriously? - Yeah.
And 16-year-old Julia.
You were discovering your bodies for the first time.
Seriously? "Um, I'm ready to discover your body, Julia.
" - Those were your words.
- Is that what I said? - Yeah.
- Is that how I said it too? That's interesting that you watched us having sex.
If it makes you feel any better, I was impressed! I can't do this right now! I have a house full of wolves.
- All these people are wolves? - Yeah! Good! You should make friends! - I mean, he's sweet.
- Is that Emily? Yeah, yeah.
Fresh out of rehab.
Well, good, she was a mess.
Hey! How you holding up? Well, I've had 4 panic attacks, uh, but otherwise, I'm rock-and-roll solid.
I'm so sorry! I didn't mean for this to turn into The Howling.
It's not the werewolves.
It should be the werewolves.
They're frigging sketchy! It's all of the alcohol, the delicious, delicious alcohol.
I want to put it inside of me.
- Okay, I'm pulling the plug.
- No, no! I'm gonna do it.
I want them out anyway.
Josh, I'm not gonna be that person.
It's okay.
I just wanna keep you strong.
I am strong, for real.
Could we keep it reasonable? There's a baby in here somewhere.
Yeah! Yeah, you should turn that down.
- Hey - I'm fine.
- Are you sure? - Yes, go I'm gonna turn down that music.
Josh, I think she's bluffing! Josh! Hey, everyone! I'd like to make a little toast.
I promise it'll be quick.
Uh To baby April, a wolf born not out of violence, but out of love.
She's a sign of a happy future, a future without fear or violence.
A future where we don't have to spend our lives looking over our shoulders, waiting for a leech to attack on a whim.
A future where we're strong.
And I know some of you think that time has already come, that the vamps preach coexistence and, uh, and peace.
No.
We know them to be soulless liars and vicious animals that have no resp Werewolf dance party! All right! Get some! Uh, uh, uh, uh, yeah! Break it down! I like you happy! Hey! What's not to be happy about? I'm eternally young! I'm devilishly handsome! And aside from a crippling addiction to blood, I'm top-shelf catch, baby! And I'm dancing with a beautiful woman.
Well, I wish you could spin me or dip me, because ghost dancing, not so much fun as it could be! Well, then it looks like we have no choice! We'll have to do the curtain.
- What's that? - Are you ready for it? - Of course I am! - Let's do the curtain! Oh my God! Whoa! Oh! Did you see that? Yeah! I feel, like, slightly violated! - Uh-oh! - And now it's a party! What's up? So, full moon tomorrow.
That's pretty intense, huh? You got the whole "heightened sense" thing going on.
Sorry to bug you.
That kid's pushing it.
And please explain to me how you live with this one.
Well, it's a pretty simple explanation, Mark.
I just do.
Aidan's like a brother to me.
That's some family you have.
What about Kenny? Isn't he, like, their king? I vouch for Aidan.
If he vouches for him, then it's cool.
And I'm 80% sure they don't use the term "king.
" - I got a term for them.
- You know what, Mark? If you've got such a problem with my friends, why don't you take all these uninvited people and get the hell out of my house? We'll stay.
You're okay.
You're okay.
You're gonna be okay.
You knew coming here would be weird.
You can deal.
I should just call my sponsor.
Yeah, yeah, you should call your sponsor.
What do you say? "Hey! I'm at a werewolf baby shower" "thrown by my werewolf brother," "and I'm jonesing for a vodka-cranberry.
" Okay, Emily, normally I would ask your permission, but you can't hear me, so that's why I'm about to put a spell on you where you can hear me and see me.
Okay.
Can you not see me or hear me? How did that not work? Okay, so, something about that spell worked.
That place is the cat's pyjamas! Stick with us, kid! We know all the hot spots.
Ain't that right, Aidan? Whatever you say, fella! Whatever you say.
Well, why are we leaving? Whoa! Aidan Capone! I wanna keep dancing! The band was on fire! I don't care about the band or the dancing.
I just wanna be with you.
Oh, I see! So, where are you taking us? A necking party? Sure! You can call it a necking party.
Right this way, my dear! This can't end well.
You'd get in a fight with a vampire, and the stakes would go away, and then front kicks and sweepings of the legs.
There he is! There's the man of the hour.
- Good to see you! - It's good to see you too! Are you having fun? - Hell yeah! - Yeah, good times! Why didn't you say you were having a full-blown party? Well, because I wasn't intending to have a full-blown party.
Andrew actually invited the pack here, so You didn't mention that you'd crash with a plus-one.
No offense.
I can explain.
We were at Kenny's, it was cool, then oops! I dranked all the bagged blood.
It's not a big deal.
It's fine.
Anyway, we were just gonna come back here.
We were just gonna get some refills.
- Are you okay? - Yeah! What's going on? I've never seen you like this before.
No, I'm good.
I'm totally fine.
How much have you had? I don't know, Mom, a ton? - God, Josh! - Hey, hey! I don't want things to get out of hand.
It's gonna get out of hand! Put it up! Down low.
It's cool! Hey, you're not the only one that needs to howl at the moon every now and then! You know what? I've been through enough lately.
Do I need a lecture? Buddy, seriously though, I think maybe he's right.
Maybe we should go.
Well, wait a second.
Come on.
Get that Get that buzzkill out of your mind.
I'm just I'm just not feeling it anymore.
You know what? Look at these people.
- Mm-hmm.
- Look at the couples.
Every one of them is a monster.
Every one of them is as dangerous and damaged as I am.
But they get love.
They get to be with someone.
What do I get? Well, hmm Glad you asked me, son.
I get to either be with someone like me, and that ends in disaster, or I get to be alone or I get to live a lie.
Those are my choices, right? What, you don't want me to compel you? Hmm? - I will do it! - No, I don't.
However, what if you got specific, surgical, and just pluck a memory out of my brain? Could you do that? You know, like you were saying.
Could you wipe a person from my mind? Could you do that? Probably.
I mean, I am pretty awesome.
Well, then that's it.
That's what we're gonna do.
We're just gonna go in and we are going to erase Kat from my It's, like, I never met her.
And that's what we're gonna do, Kenny.
Kenny? - Kenny.
- Astrid.
Oh my God! Tell me something.
Is this not one of the most beautiful evenings that you've ever seen? One of the most beautiful moustaches I've ever seen! Oh man, I can't wait to bust your balls about this pervy John Waters look, you perv! Where is this joint, anyway? I hate this neighbourhood! It's tucked away so the fuzz can't see it.
Yeah, um, uh Well What do you think? I think you're a real boob! Wait a second! Where's the party at? Don't do this, Aidan.
This is not you! I assure you, the party is right here.
Don't make me fireball you! Oh God, magic doesn't work here! - Aidan! - Shhh! Please! Please! Please! - Aidan, don't! - Please, please! Are you done? Aidan! What do we have here? Dessert? Ain't she sweet Dibs.
She's walking down the street So I ask you very confidentially You gotta run! Ain't she sweet Ain't she nice Looked her over once or twice Yes, I asked you very conf Aidan! This is awkward.
I'm afraid you must have me mistaken for someone else, for as you can surely see, madam, I am the devil.
No! Hey, Henry! Oh, this old bird's tough, but she's worth the work! There she is! Hey, sweetheart, first you bail on me, and then Kenny wanders off, and I have no idea where he Are you okay? Yeah, I was in the '20s.
No way! The '20s! -Aidan, just please - That's some good music, and the speakeasies! Something's not right! When I use the magic, I'm gone a few minutes, maybe an hour.
But tonight, 2 days, and now 2 weeks.
Oh my God, quantum leap! Aidan, just listen! What if I can't get myself out? I can't use spells there.
What if I'm stuck there forever? Okay, listen.
I don't care about time travel or magic.
I just wanna get with you.
That was awkward.
I'm gonna walk off now.
Yeah, away from you.
Okay.
Hey, Aidan's inappropriately young friend! Do your parents even care that you're going to strip clubs and getting hammered with werewolves? Do you even have parents? It's not for me.
It's for a girl, a very pretty girl.
Her name is Astrid.
Of course it is.
Astrid, there's no more ale.
Do you want a lager instead? Sure.
All right, lager it is.
Oh my God! Your face! No, no, no! It's okay, it's okay! Just look at me! Look at me! Listen to me! Josh, help! - Hey! What the hell's going on? - Nothing.
I'm sorry.
His face I didn't know what he was.
I don't know what he is! What were you doing, Kenny? I was getting a beer.
That's it.
I promise.
But you don't drink beer, do you? Hey! Leave him alone.
Stay out of this.
It's a misunderstanding.
Let's hear him out, okay? We know what he was up to.
Everybody, just calm down, okay? I think we should get the baby someplace safe.
I wasn't gonna drink her.
- What? - Okay? I swear.
Someone get something sharp and wooden.
- Get off me! - Hey! Josh, you gotta hear me out.
Kenny! No! No, I got this! Aidan, stop! Aidan, get him! No, no, no, no, no! I didn't even do anything! - Come on! - Sorry! That kid is supposed to represent the peace? It was a mistake, Mark! Kenny wasn't gonna do anything! He's a time bomb, Josh.
And you know it.
Caroline, don't.
I'm sorry, Josh, but after what happened here, it's pretty obvious we need to stick together.
Let's go.
Andrew Is Emily okay? I don't know.
I really don't.
Josh, I have to tell you something.
It was you, wasn't it? You did you did something to her.
You made her see something? - Yeah.
- Oh my God.
I'm really sorry.
She was so alone.
I wanted her to see me.
I wanted her to speak to me.
Okay.
Please don't walk away.
- I don't understand.
- I'm sorry! I wanted to help! She needed somebody to talk to.
I know your intentions were good.
I'm sure.
They always are, but Let's just forget the deep, deep damage that you leave behind.
It's not all you.
It's just, it's It's been a long night.
I'm gonna go to bed.
I can help her.
I can help Emily.
How? I know that I have to be careful about how I use the magic, because there are growing consequences.
But there are spells that I can try on Emily, spells that curb cravings or to make her forget about tonight.
I owe her that.
After everything I I'm gonna call it a night.
Hey.
Hey.
How's Emily? Oh God! Um White-knuckled? Is there anything I can do? Yeah, you can lay here and feel useless with me.
God, what a night! Mmm, tell me about it.
I was just thinking about Andrew and Caroline and the whole pack thing.
I get it.
They want their baby to be safe.
I know.
If we had a kid, I would do anything to protect him.
Yeah, it's important to feel like you belong somewhere have that, you know, strength that you get with family.
We have a family, though Aidan, Sally, Emily.
They're beyond dysfunctional and I wanna smother them with a pillow half the time, but they're our family.
You know what I mean.
Yeah.
Good night! Good night.
Kat, I need to talk No! Stop it, you're scaring me! We need to talk.
Come inside.
I love you.
And I need you to love me.
I love you, Aidan.
Forever.
I want you to be with me forever.
Of course.
Forever.
Ehy! Are you leaving? I am.
I'm gonna crash with a friend.
You know, you don't have to leave.
Yeah, I I kind of do.
Listen, last night, it it That kind of thing never happens! It's not like that! It rarely happens here.
Maybe so, but Look, it it's like every time I'm around, things go haywire.
And there was a time where, I don't know, I might have rolled with that, but but now I've gotta admit to myself, I'm too fragile to roll with anything.
I knew it.
I knew as soon as you found out about me.
I knew it would eventually push you away.
Josh I love you.
And I'll love you no matter what you are.
But this is about me, what I am.
Okay.
- This isn't goodbye.
- I know.
Goodbye.
Wow! How has Josh not freaked out and cleaned up yet? He's dealing with Emily stuff.
Oh! Right, yeah.
Is she okay? Yeah, she's gonna be fine.
Do you have, like, a cleaning spell? You know, maybe get, like, a broom to dance across the floor.
Yeah, you know, I'm really gonna try to pick my spots with the magic stuff.
I'm afraid of getting stuck in the past and witnessing terrible stuff, like my friends murdering innocent people like it's a game.
Hold on, you said something about the '20s, that you were with me in the '20s.
Were you with me in the '20s? Oh no! No, Sally, that was just such a long time ago! You were laughing while you did it! One time you were singing I always knew you killed, Aidan.
I just had no idea how much you enjoyed it.
I could have told you that last night, but you didn't care.
You were just trying to "get with me.
" Oh! I could really milk this, you know.
I could make you cringe whenever I wanted to! Yes, you could.
I'm gonna give you a pass, though, because you're going through a rough patch.
But honestly, Aidan, after spending time with the old you, I wonder if you don't deserve to go through this pain.
More, even.
I don't like when you lose control.
Look, you have to know that that it isn't who I am.
That guy from the past that guy from last night that that isn't me.
I always wondered why you tried so hard to do the right thing.
Now I know what you were trying to make up for.
You're a good man.
Please stay that way.
- Hey! - Hey! - Hair of the dog? - Um Wait, that's not offensive, is it? I'm not sure.
It looks like the night worked out for some of us.
Oh, uh, Astrid, Aidan.
Aidan, Astrid.
- Hey! - Hi! What about every other night? Are you ready for the flack you'll catch from both sides? Well, Astrid's above all that gang war stuff.
Besides, she's worth the flack.
Anyways, um, you know the memory thing? I can still do that, if you really want to.
You know, wipe Kat right out of your head? Uh, thank you, I'm good.
- You sure? - Yeah.
I think this breakup Well, it's the cleanest split that I've ever had.
I mean, no one disappeared, no one died or turned to dust.
You know, it's just normal human.
You were in a lot of pain last night.
Yeah.
And I think I need to carry that pain around with me, for a little while.
It's a good night for a change.
Crispy! Yeah.
I just hope it's not too chilly in the morning, you know? Hey Is is this the worst idea ever? I mean, what are we doing? We need to I mean, should we leave? - These people - These people need us, Josh.
Okay? It's up to us to help them.
We can do this.
Yeah, okay.
Hey! You guys made it! Welcome.
Hey I feel like I owe you an apology for what happened at your place.
Things kind of got out of hand.
I just wanna make sure that you guys wanna be here.
Yeah.
Great.
We're happy to have you.
Let's do it!