Everwood s04e05 Episode Script

NARRATOR: Previously on Everwood: -Whatever happened with Reid? -Yeah, I see why you like him.
-Too bad he's gay.
-What? GlRL: Hey, babe.
-Hey.
-I'm actually using this room for a lesson.
-Yeah, that's me.
Kyle Hunter? I don't wanna go.
When I go to parties, I get sloppy.
You just need to be who you are, not who you think I want you to be.
No extra pickles today.
That's what you get for lying.
BRlGHT: Oh, man, are we still on that? I wasn't lying when I said Reid was gay.
I was wrong.
But that happens all the time, so why you bugging? Because you being wrong ruined my life.
I would've put a different face forward.
Like, one that had makeup on.
If the guy wants ladies to know he's available he's gotta stop dropping words like "partner" and being cut.
Have you seen a hetero guy that works out that often? Doug was his EMT partner.
And just because you're jealous of his body-- -Okay, you should drop it now.
-Seriously.
He's right behind you.
-Hey.
Rent check.
BRlGHT: Reid.
Hey.
I backed out 60 for your share of groceries.
-Ephram said it was only 20.
-lt was.
For him.
Only thing that kid ever eats is pasta.
Hey, Amy, I wanted to ask you if you had any plans this weekend.
Okay.
I'll see you guys later.
This weekend? Like, for Halloween? I don't think I do.
A bunch of us are volunteering at this haunted house.
Med school's sponsoring it.
They're gonna set it up in one of those big Ag barns.
I was thinking if you didn't already have plans, then maybe you'd like to come.
Unless you're not into it, which is cool.
No, I'm totally into it, the kids.
I mean the-- Or scaring them, or whatever.
Yeah, great.
Then you are officially on the Scream Team.
Swear to God, that's what they call it.
Didn't just make that up.
I gotta go, but I will e-mail you all of the info, okay? -Sounds good.
-Saturday night.
Don't forget.
ANDY: I don't know, I might be too hungry for a Caesar.
Have you tried their ltalian meatloaf, polpettone? Excuse me.
You've had your nose in this all day.
I'm curious.
-"Batteries, socks, Campho-Phenique--" -It's a shopping list.
I can see that.
"Toilet tissue, insect repellent--" I love the fact that you call it "toilet tissue," by the way.
It's very dainty.
I happen to be going camping this weekend and I can assure you once you have endured the agony of poison ivy of the posterior you never forget to bring the Charmin.
[CAR ALARM CHlRPS.]
-Camping, huh? What's the occasion? -Oh, it's tradition.
Every year, the Abbott men cast off the bonds of our lives and escape to the outdoors to rediscover our inner woodsman.
Fresh air, nature, father-son bonding.
Oh.
It's invigorating.
Sounds like fun.
I wish Ephram and l had something like that.
Surely you both have things you enjoy doing together.
Brown family traditions.
Nope, not really.
Yelling, maybe.
Or door slamming.
We're pretty good at those.
I'm gonna regret this, but perhaps you two should join us.
-Might be good for you.
-I don't think so.
We're city boys.
The only thing we agree on is that nature sucks.
[DOOR OPENS.]
What's cracking? Oh, not much.
Just getting ready for a lesson.
Package came for you.
Oh, sweet.
I'm pretty impressed with how seriously you're taking this whole piano thing.
You got any hotties for students? I got seven wing nuts playing "Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
" And I have this kid, Kyle, who's pretty good.
So I've been spending all my time on him.
Ironic, he's the only one's not paying me.
Yeah, here we go.
Right on schedule.
Can you believe this? I never made Eagle Scout, he thinks I don't know what to pack.
-Who? -My dad.
It's the big father-son camp out.
I'm stuck in the woods for two days sleeping on rocks in crappy tents.
Yeah.
No, I heard about it.
Your dad invited my dad, who invited me.
Oh, sweet.
Well, I'm not going.
You're kidding me.
Why? Why'd you say no? I don't know.
Habit.
Dude, you should seriously come.
Have you ever been to Savage Gulf? There's trails, there's, like, rock climbing, there's this badass lake.
You just described the weekend as being stuck in the woods.
That was before I knew that you were invited.
It's not that I don't wanna go.
It's really cool.
It's just, you know, the routine is getting so old.
He's got an itinerary.
-It's actually laminated.
-Yeah.
It hasn't changed since I was 10.
Seriously, dude, you have to go.
-You said you and your dad were better.
-We are.
Kind of.
So take it to the next level.
Bond it up.
I don't know if I'm ready to bond in the woods.
I was thinking about maybe going to see a movie.
It won't be that bad.
We just hang out, do a little fishing, cook over a fire.
Come on, call your dad back right now, say yes.
I can't.
I already booked all these lessons.
I can't cancel now, that wouldn't be cool.
Whatever.
Guess I won't be whittling you a letter opener.
It's embarrassing.
I'm not even sure you can do anything about it.
Well, we won't know that until you tell me, right? So.
Okay.
I guess.
Well, basically, I've been wetting my pants.
Mm-hm.
It started a couple of months ago, whenever I would sneeze -or laugh really hard at a joke.
-Mm-hm.
And it sort of became this thing with my friends.
Bonnie Bedwetter and all.
But lately it's gotten worse.
It's starting to affect my work.
EDNA: How's the law business? -Oh, it's fine.
Don says hi, by the way.
And congrats to lrv on the book.
[EDNA CHUCKLES.]
Anyway, I was in court last week, and it happened again.
-lt was mortifying.
-You have kids? Two boys and the sweetest girl you'll meet.
-How old is Cheryl? -Sixteen.
-Oh, my.
-She got her driver's license.
Your condition is called stress urinary incontinence.
It's very common amongst women your age who've had kids.
And all it is is the vagina growing weaker with age.
-Good news is I can fix it.
-Really? Yup.
I can do a reconstruction on the muscles and you'll be as good as new.
-Hold on, surgery? -Technically, but it's minor.
About an hour, there's no hospital stay.
And you'll be back on your feet three days, max.
Easy stuff.
Knock, knock.
Just wondering how much longer, do you think? My Botox was supposed to be 45 minutes ago.
Excuse me, this is a private office.
I'm sorry.
Are you the one who does the injections? -I'll inject you right now-- -No, no.
I do them.
I'm so sorry, we've just been crazy busy around here today.
If we're all good here, Edna can get you on the schedule.
Let me know if you have questions.
Nice to meet you.
Right this way, please.
I'm sorry, Bonnie.
-Who was that woman? -No idea.
They've been coming out of the woodwork lately.
Good thing I'm not the one with the needle near her face.
[PLAYlNG FAST-PACED MUSlC.]
EPHRAM: You're rushing again.
-Adagio.
-Why? Nobody at Juilliard wants to listen to this.
It's boring.
Okay.
You got a bug up your ass.
I totally get it.
Sometimes I get frustrated with new stuff.
You gotta work through it.
Find the hardest passage, keep hammering away until you nail it.
Probably happens to you a lot.
-What? -Passages you can't play.
-I don't have that problem.
-Back to the coda.
We're seriously gonna waste more time on this junk? Come on now.
You know what? You're right.
Yeah, you're right.
Let's move onto something else.
And let's cancel the lesson for this weekend.
-You can take the time to learn the piece.
-I don't wanna learn it.
Pick something else and learn that.
I got some of my own stuff to take care of.
-Are you playing again? -No.
No, I'm gonna go, you know, camping with my dad.
Think I give a rat's? -What's your problem now? -No problem.
Have fun with your daddy.
Maybe I'll see you next week if you're done bonding.
HANNAH: Get me out of here.
You look like an Eskimo.
Oh, go, unzip me because my glasses are getting all foggy.
Oh, my God, now you look like a mermaid.
Freaking love mermaids.
[HANNAH GlGGLES.]
[HANNAH YELPS.]
-What? -Stop tickling.
-I'm not doing anything.
-Yes, you-- -I'm just-- -Oh, my gosh.
-You know what I just realized? -What? I'm not gonna see you for three whole days.
We've never done this horizontally before.
I know.
Wait.
-Sorry.
-It's okay.
What? No, it's nothing.
It's just.
What? You know I don't believe in premarital sex, right? Huh? Oh, yeah.
Yeah, of course, I knew that.
I thought so, I just wanted to double check.
-Just to be sure.
-Yeah.
I mean, you're obviously religious so I figured you'd have those beliefs.
So are you, like, full-on serious about practicing those beliefs in real life? I'm just kidding.
Of course you are.
I mean, of course I knew that you were.
Good, good.
That's what I figured, so.
Wait, so-- So when you say "sex," I mean, what does that mean exactly? I guess it's just anything that has the word sex in it I'm not comfortable doing.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
-What about the word "job"? -Bright.
I was just -- I just wanna be clear.
I just want-- I don't, l-- You know, l.
I don't want there to be any confusion when we're navigating around and up and down, wherever.
Well, we can still make out all the time.
I really like that part a lot.
-Me too.
-Mm-hm.
Okay, you know what, we should probably keep packing.
-Packing, it's a good idea.
mm-hm.
-Okay.
So I was thinking, you should probably take your parka with you.
It's supposed to get pretty cold there at night.
Plus, you know, windchill factor.
Do you have enough socks? Wait, there's only one pair in here.
I don't get it.
If Ephram hates camping, why's he going? I don't know.
But the fact that he's willing to spend time with me is huge.
So, what do you think: Scrabble or Trivial Pursuit? Board games? That's how you're gonna win him back? Good point.
Okay, what about these? We could play poker by the campfire.
Or is that too desperate? Maybe you should leave him alone.
You'll look like the cool one and he'll wanna hang out with you.
-That's not such a bad strategy.
-Don't be shocked.
I know stuff.
I'll be more hands off, I won't talk to him I won't pressure him into doing anything.
And if I do have to engage with him, I'll just get in quick and get out quicker.
This family needs so much help.
EDNA: I didn't sign up for this.
We got files out the wazoo, I'm a month behind in reimbursements.
Hell, I can't even remember when I actually took somebody's blood pressure.
We're busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor and Jake just keeps piling it on.
"We'll stay open later, we'll work on Saturdays.
" You know, I'll bet you he hasn't spent five minutes with a patient in the last month and that's two minutes longer than a Botox takes.
-Are you even listening to me? -I hear you.
I tried to take you away from all this.
You could be sitting on a beach in Greece now, but you wanted to stick to nursing.
This isn't nursing.
It isn't even medicine.
You ought to see the hussies waltzing in and out Iike it's some kind of day spa up at Aspen.
Me, I tied tourniquets in Nam, for God's sake.
I helped deliver half the kids at Peak County.
Now it's all skin scrubs and face peels and God knows what else.
-I got zero interest, let me tell you.
-I hear you, pumpkin.
But let me just get your opinion on something.
Which of these pictures do you like better? Holy hell, you're one of them.
What you talking about? This isn't you.
You haven't looked this good since.
You never looked this good.
Well, they touched them up a little, but that's why I like it.
A little? What is wrong with this world? When did everybody become so obsessed with their appearance? I'm not obsessed, I just wanna look good.
Fact is, people do judge a book by its cover.
My editor's got the market research to prove it.
I don't give a flying flip.
The man upstairs made us the way we are.
It's fool's work to change it.
But there's nothing wrong with progress, whether it's medicine or Photoshop.
We might as well take advantage of it while we can.
You're a lot of things, Harper, but vain was never one of them.
You ought to be ashamed.
So you don't like either of these? HARRY: Gentlemen, welcome back.
Let's snap to it.
Ugh.
Unh! Let's get those groceries squared away ASAP.
Don't want any scavengers catching the scent of food.
There's no bears here.
We just passed a guy watching satellite in his skivvies.
No need to take any chances.
Now, we are slightly behind schedule due to a certain newcomer's lack of facility with tent-raising but if we get the firewood detail started now-- -Whoa, young man.
What are you doing? -Helping.
No, that would be our tent.
Yours is there, with your father.
-Sorry.
I didn't realize-- -It's fine with me if the boys share a tent.
-That okay with you? -Yeah, whatever.
-Yes, but let's remember-- -Oh, unclench, Harold.
We could tell ghost stories.
-I do a great bit with a flashlight.
-We don't waste batteries on bits.
Okay, whatever you say.
I'm gonna go get a pillow.
Pillow? You know, this is not the Four Seasons.
I just feel so lucky, you know? He's the lucky one, Hannah.
He couldn't have been more of a gentleman about it.
-He must've been disappointed.
-It's not that big of a deal.
Imagine if I made a fuss over not having fun at that kegger when he's sacrificing this huge thing for me? I mean, Bright was like a sex addict before.
-Word is "perv.
" -A.
Well, sorry, but it's true.
Even Bright's not stupid enough to throw away the best relationship he's had over sex.
Hannah, it wouldn't be a real relationship if someone wasn't sacrificing something.
That's what relationships are all about.
Sacrifice, compromise, effort.
God, I miss it.
Maybe Reid will be your boyfriend.
We can double.
Cart, horse, Hannah.
First I need to find a costume.
What do you think? Scary witch or naughty pilgrim? It depends.
Is this an official date or is it more of a group thing? Mm.
It's kind of groupy.
He did ask me in a date-like way, so I'm not exactly sure.
I need to take full advantage because so far, Reid's only seen the l-thought-you-were-gay version of me.
Last time we were hanging out, I was wearing a cap and sweats.
You look cute in sweats.
Well, you have to think that because you're my best friend.
Now that Reid is technically available I want him to see me as someone, you know.
-Hot? -Yeah.
He's totally out of my league.
He's a med student, I'm a freshman.
He's learning how to save lives, I barely have a life.
He obviously likes you.
He wouldn't have asked you out to a holiday event.
Plus, he came and found you at work, didn't he? -Yeah.
-And his friends are gonna be there which means he wants to show you off.
Oh, it is so a date.
Maybe you're right.
If you are, I gotta break out the big guns Iet him know I can compete on his level.
[CHUCKLES.]
Oh, yes.
Definitely the naughty pilgrim.
[GlGGLES.]
HARRY: Gentlemen.
We are headed out for a little pre-dinner stargazing if you would care to join us.
The Pleiades are out and Orion is rising in an October sky.
Sorry, Dad, we're on chef duty.
It's not cool to leave the fire.
Well, it's just hot dogs.
It's not really a two-person job.
Well, that corn still needs to be buttered and wrapped.
-I could stay and help.
-Well, I will not stargaze alone.
We will be back in approximately 28 minutes.
Brown, let's go.
EPHRAM: Don't expect me to help.
The only thing I can cook is yogurt.
BRlGHT: No.
Listen.
I kind of gotta talk to you about something.
Like tonight or? Hannah's not gonna have sex with me.
Oh.
Wow.
Yeah, I know.
We we're making out, things got a little en fuego, she drops the bomb.
She's not gonna have premarital sex until she's married.
That's a-- Never mind.
So, what exactly does she mean by no sex? No sex.
Nada.
Everything that's not kissing is off the table.
Can you believe that? I mean, it's Hannah, so kind of, yeah.
-She goes to church all the time.
-I know.
-It's really not that shocking, actually.
-I know.
I know.
So weird.
So, basically, we're gonna be like friends who kiss.
I could have that if she went back to Minnesota.
It'd be like phone sex without the sex.
That is rough, man.
I'm sorry.
So, I mean, what would you do if you were me? I don't know.
Okay, let's say this isn't gonna change, which it probably isn't, is it a deal breaker? If this is all there is, are you okay with that? I don't know.
I don't know.
[BlRDS CHlRPlNG.]
Ahh.
What time is it? Time, if you'll recall from our itinerary, to seize the day.
And all of the trout in Lake Cheston.
Up and at them, Brown.
The rainbow waits for no man.
Yeah.
I'm going back to sleep.
[SCOFFS.]
Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
So exactly why are you here, doctor? This trip was supposed to be about bonding with your son.
Thus far, you've spent 10 minutes with him since we pulled into the lot.
Not true.
We had dinner.
I told the joke about the nuns.
He laughed.
It was great.
Ah.
I am offering you an opportunity for the ultimate father-son experience here.
So get up, go grab your petulant son and start establishing some traditions.
We have established a tradition.
It's called not fighting for 24 hours, and so far, it rocks.
You know what? You know what, fine.
Fine.
You stay here, see if I care.
But while you are sleeping the day away my son and I will be down at that lake, making memories to last us a lifetime.
Or at least until next year, which, just so we're clear, you are not invited to.
ANDY: Goodbye, Harold.
Happy memory-making.
AMY: Hello? Hello-- [LAUGHTER PLAYS ON RECORDlNG.]
RElD: Amy, hey.
-Hi.
-Glad you made it.
-Yeah.
-Pretty cool, huh? -Funny, yeah.
-What's this? -Just my costume.
I hope it's okay.
Cool, pilgrim.
But you won't need it.
We actually have one for you over at the sign-in table.
Thank you.
It's really cool.
You are going to be a scarecrow in the Farm of Frights.
No, scarycrow.
Get it? [GlGGLES.]
GlRL: Yeah.
RElD: Yeah, thank you.
-So this must be your friend.
-Yeah, Amy.
This is Alice.
Alice, Amy.
We are in Cell Bio together.
-Nice to meet you, hi.
-Hi.
They have great makeup and props upstairs, so check it out before all the stuff's gone.
Okay, great.
Where should I meet you? I mean, like where's our spooky farm thing? Oh, oh.
No, I'm not in your scene.
Alice and I got the shake and bake.
[ALlCE GlGGLES.]
It's great.
He sits in this fake electric chair, and I get to execute him every 30 seconds.
Ooh.
How fun for you.
-So am I alone, or? -No, no, there's someone else in your scene.
-Gonna be fun.
-lt sounds great.
We gotta go.
Ready? We'll meet up with you later, okay? All right, have fun.
Hi, I'm Milo.
Your dead farm boy.
Hi.
Thought I just.
[LAUGHTER PLAYlNG ON RECORDlNG.]
[SlGHS.]
EDNA: In a few minutes.
Please sit down.
Excuse me.
-Let me guess, Botox? -Microdermabrasion.
[WHlSPERlNG.]
But do you think I need Botox too? I could have them both done if you-- Is there anyone here with an actual medical problem? Uh, Edna, my office.
Now.
[WOMEN WHlSPERlNG.]
-What the hell was that? -I've had it, Hartman.
Ten minutes to 12 and we're an hour late.
-And I've got a room full of cackling hens-- -Stop.
--who wouldn't know between a C-section and a tummy tuck.
-This isn't what l-- -Hey.
Sit down, shut your mouth and listen to me for a minute.
I know what's bugging you.
-Get off your soap box because I'm over it.
-ls that right? You don't know how to help on these procedures, it's freaking you out.
-Oh, give me a big fat break.
-And you're feeling obsolete.
You're taking it out on the world because you're either scared -or stubborn to learn something new.
-Why would I wanna? Because it's your job.
God, do you realize how many more cases we could take on if you would learn how to do a Botox or a simple collagen injection? We wouldn't be two hours behind schedule every day.
This isn't a factory, it's a medical office.
You'd take a rib out of an anorexic if you'd make a buck on it.
What this is, Edna, is a business.
I'm not gonna apologize for what I do or for being good at it.
Would it kill you to set a broken arm every now and then? Or stitch up a cut or two, instead of worrying about some floozy's puffy eyelids? It's not my job to judge my patients, just like you don't get to judge me.
You see, I can't even have this conversation with you because you're so damn defensive.
Don't you get what's going on here? -You're missing out.
-On what? On everything.
You should be trying to learn every new procedure you possibly can.
So that we could take on more and more complex cases around here.
It's like Bonnie.
I'm gonna have to pay a temp because you can't be in the room.
What? I told her I'd be right by her side.
You can't, Edna.
You're not qualified on the machine.
That's why I've been trying to get you to go to that seminar for the past three months.
-I thought that was just for hair removal.
-No.
No, there is so much more to it than that, you have no idea.
There is a greater good here.
Cleft palates, skin cancers.
There's more going on out there besides Botox.
And we could be helping so many people.
But right now, I'm drowning.
And you're part of the problem.
I need you to step up, Edna.
Or step aside, so I can find someone who will.
-Hey.
-Hey.
-Have the padres with you? -No, I can't find them anywhere.
They must be making out.
[BRlGHT CHUCKLES.]
BRlGHT: You have no idea how good you have it.
Your dad has totally changed, huh? -What are you talking about? -Well, he's so chill now.
Kind of goes with the flow, lets you do whatever.
He actually cares what you have to say.
He doesn't treat you like a kid.
That's because I don't let him.
You wanna change your situation, learn to say no to your dad.
Trust me, he'll respect you more because of it.
Whatever.
It's not like it matters.
I'm not someone who deserves respect anyways.
What'd you do? Did you pee on the campfire again? I'm gonna break up with Hannah.
-Really? -Yeah.
I've been thinking about it.
Running scenarios through my head.
We're dating, we don't pass the make-out stage.
I don't know, I can't see that.
-I can't see where it goes next.
-That makes sense.
So I'm officially that jerk who breaks up with a girl because she won't sleep with him.
You know, I'm that guy that parents warn their daughters about.
No, you're not that guy.
You used to be that guy, but not anymore.
You're just.
You have different expectations for a relationship.
That's fair.
Dude, come on.
You know this looks bad.
Yeah, sure, it looks bad, but you can't think about how it looks.
You're just honest with yourself and what you need.
You've already had sex.
Many, many times.
I mean, it's kind of hard to go back and erase that part of yourself.
You wouldn't ask Hannah to do the same, would you? -Would you? -I'm sorry, what? Still thinking about the many, many times.
Look, all I'm saying is if Hannah needed something you couldn't give would you want her to stay? Or would you want her to find somebody who could give what she needs? -I just want her to be happy.
-There you go.
Yeah, I get it.
-I still feel like a jerk, though.
-I know you do.
[SCREAM PLAYS ON RECORDlNG.]
Fake.
Fake.
Everything here is fake.
Fake guts.
[BOY GROANlNG.]
No, thanks.
That's awesome.
I love this place, I love this place.
I love this place.
-Oh, my God! -Sorry.
-Hi, Amy.
-Hi, Sam, how are you? I need to talk to Hannah for a second, okay? So can you come sit right here? Here, you can hold onto this head.
SAM: Cool.
-Hey, look at that.
-What happened to naughty pilgrim? -You don't wanna know.
HANNAH: What is going on? -My feet are killing me.
This straw is making me all itchy.
Please tell me it's almost midnight.
-Well, where's Reid? -I don't know.
He's off doing another scene somewhere with some hot mummy chick.
I haven't even spoken to him.
He invited you on a date and he's with some other girl? It's not a date, Hannah.
Not even close.
-I am such an idiot.
-No, you're not.
Yes, I am.
I totally misread the situation.
He wasn't asking me out, he was looking for volunteers.
How were you to know that? Why would I have assumed he'd like me? He's nice to everybody.
And now he probably knows that I like him, which is just humiliating.
-Go home, sweetie.
-I can't.
-I can't just leave.
-Yes, you can.
Yes, you can take Sam, and I will take your place.
-You have had enough.
-Really? It's not a real relationship unless you're willing to make sacrifices.
-Oh, my God, you are my favorite person.
-Yeah, right back at you.
-Okay, go, go, go.
-Okay, give her the head.
All right, thanks.
All right, I'll see you later, Sammy.
[CACKLlNG PLAYlNG ON RECORDlNG.]
What am I doing? -Couldn't sleep either, huh? -No.
Whoever's idea to serve rice and beans with Bright around ought to be shot.
Thought there was a frog loose in our tent.
Well, I brought something that might help us pass out.
Or at least find this all more amusing.
-Ah.
Grappa.
-Yeah, seemed like a good occasion.
-So why'd you ask me out here? -I don't know.
-Why'd you say yes? -I asked you first.
-You really wanna know? -Yeah.
I wanted to spend time with you.
You said you wanted to know.
No, it's funny because it seemed like you've been avoiding me lately.
No, I haven't been avoiding you.
I've just been trying to give you your space.
-Because you're scared of me? -No.
Yes.
Very much so.
-Am I really that bad? -Sometimes.
Not always.
But, hey, here we are.
We got a fire, stars.
A bottle of 50-proof ltalian fruit wine.
-Tell me what's going on in your life.
-Jeez, Dad, get off my back, okay? Just kidding.
What's going on in my life? Let's see.
I got a 14-year-old kid giving me nothing but grief, that's exciting.
-One of your students? -Yeah, this kid Kyle.
Thinks he's God's gift.
He's good, but he's a pain in the ass and a complainer.
Well, please explain.
I can't relate.
Yeah, I know, I have a lot more respect for all the crap I put you through.
Well, for all the times that you were a cocky pain in the ass, and there were many there was usually a good reason.
So it's probably the same with him.
Now it's my turn.
I get to ask you a question.
-Do I have to answer? -lt'd be nice if you did.
Why'd you come back to Everwood? I'm still in love with Amy.
Better pass that grappa.
That's the thing about Gives you a lot of time to think.
I never should've broken up with her.
-You did what you had to do.
-What I keep telling myself.
But the truth is, she was the best thing that ever happened to me and I blew it.
I was pissed off at you, I took it out on her.
Now all I wanna do is tell her that I'm sorry, but it's too late for that.
I am glad I came home, though.
Me too.
[HARRY HUMMlNG.]
HARRY [SlNGlNG.]
: Beautiful feeling Everything's going my way Oh, what a beautiful morni-- BRlGHT: Dad! It speaks.
I was beginning to think you'd fallen asleep up there.
Do I detect a touch of sour in your apple on this grand and glorious day? There's nothing grand or glorious about this day.
-What time are we going home? -Three o'clock, as always.
Why? Just-- Can we go a little earlier? I have something kind of important to do today.
What could possibly be so important that it would be worth missing breakfast at Big Cecil's? Fresh coffee, salt-rising bread, the quirky local tabloids.
Look, I don't wanna have breakfast at Big Cecil's today, okay? I just-- I gotta get home.
-Why? -I don't wanna talk about it.
I don't wanna be here anymore.
I didn't even wanna come.
I see.
-Don't get all offended.
-I'm certainly not all offended.
I don't understand where this is coming from.
You have looked forward to this trip in the past.
Yeah, in the past.
But now, l.
Now I'm kind of over it.
We do all of the same stuff.
You try to teach things you've taught me 10 years ago.
I know you think I'm a slow learner, but.
Well, I had no idea that you felt this way.
Let's head back.
Paddle hard on the left.
Oh, sorry, I didn't expect anybody to be here.
[CLEARS THROAT.]
Look, uh.
-I got a little harsh the other day-- -Save it.
I thought about what you said.
You were right.
I haven't been pulling my weight here.
And, personal issues aside, I'm not too proud of it.
Well, I could've done a better job keeping you in the loop about everything.
-We're a team.
-Point being I signed up for the course to get my CPSN credential.
Three days in Denver, starting tomorrow.
-They're supposed to fax the confirmation.
-Really? That's great.
That will be really helpful, Edna.
Here it is, Colorado Nurses lnstitute.
Whoa.
-Twelve hundred dollars? -Not including hotel.
All the Botoxes you've been doing, I figured four-star, minimum.
Plus meals.
Deal.
It's worth it.
[JAKE SlGHS.]
You okay? Yeah.
Yeah, I'm fine.
I'm good, I'm just a little overwhelmed.
As long as we're in the gut-check department, you mind if I say something? You don't have to take all those appointments.
What you said about not judging your patients? I disagree.
A good doc is supposed to exercise discretion.
I'm worried about you.
You're always here, going a million miles an hour, never taking a break.
And if you keep it up, you're gonna stroke out from stress.
I know it's been pretty busy lately, but it'll slow down.
Maybe.
But try to remember the reason you came to this town in the first place.
When's the last time you had dinner with Nina? Or went for a bike ride or just stayed home and did nothing? Look at you, it's Sunday.
You ought to be out in the park with Sam.
This will all be here tomorrow.
Eyes on the prize, Hartman.
[SlGHS.]
ROSE: Amy? Hope she's doing her homework somewhere.
Amy? Amy.
Wake up, sweetheart.
There's someone here to see you.
AMY: Hm? -Reid? RElD: Hey.
Hi.
-How are you? -I'm good.
Sorry, I didn't know you were crashed out back here.
Just, um.
Just doing some homework.
Contemporary poetry.
-Clearly very interesting stuff.
-I hope you don't mind.
I asked Bright where you lived because I was a little worried about you.
-About me? -Yeah, about you.
What happened? Hannah said you got sick or something? Oh, yeah, yeah, I got, um.
I think I ate too much candy corn or something.
All that orange dye, not good for the stomach, I puke easy.
[RlED CHUCKLES.]
Well, next time you should try to find me.
I am a doctor, you know.
Or at least I'm trying to be.
Yeah, I didn't wanna interrupt.
You seemed pretty busy with Alice.
RElD: Mm.
Well, Alice had to, um Ieave early to be with her boyfriend, so.
AMY: Uh.
Really? That's nice.
-You are funny.
-Oh, not on purpose.
You're pretty too.
Would you mind if l, um? [CELL PHONE RlNGlNG.]
I'm sorry, that's my lab partner.
I gotta go.
You, um.
-No more candy corn for you, okay? -Okay.
[PLAYlNG UPBEAT MUSlC.]
[KNOCKS.]
KYLE: Oh, Mom, just 10 more minutes.
-We gotta go.
Uncle Clark's making burgers and I have the buns.
-Hi, Ephram.
-Hey.
The kid's on fire today.
See? Five minutes.
-Sorry, we gotta go.
-Fine.
I gotta use the bathroom first.
Well, somebody's in a good mood today.
Must've had an all right weekend.
Oh, his weekends are always pretty much the same.
He doesn't have any friends, really.
Honestly, he doesn't do much more than play the piano by himself.
-ls that normal? -I don't know if it's normal.
But you described my childhood.
[CHUCKLES.]
I don't know much about music.
And I don't know what you guys talk about in here.
Whatever you're doing, it's working.
He looks forward to these lessons a lot.
Wow.
If he looks forward to this, I'd hate to see him around stuff he dreads.
Well, he's had a tough week.
His birthday came and went, his dad didn't call.
-I mean, not that I expected him to, but-- -Well, I'm sorry, I didn't know.
-Where is his father? -I don't know.
His dad left me for a diner hostess in Boulder when Kyle was 10.
I haven't heard much from him since.
Anyway.
I know my kid can be a handful sometimes.
I feel bad about not being able to pay you.
So for whatever reason you're doing this, thanks.
When you called earlier, I mean, you really made his day.
Mom.
Everything's locked, so we're gonna have to stop somewhere.
Hey, good job today, man.
Do me a favor, work on that concerto for tomorrow? Do me a favor, take a shower next time, you kind of stink.
Come on, gotta go.
[DOOR CLOSES.]
So how was camping? You know, Delia bet me I guess I suckered her out of that cash.
Teaching my daughter to gamble.
I'm glad I leave her in your care.
Oh, please, I've introduced her to porn and vibrators.
Gambling's the least of your worries.
So how was the weekend? Everything you hoped? -Yeah, and some.
AMY: So he sits down.
HANNAH: Right next to you? AMY: Yeah.
He's sitting, I'm wondering what's going on.
-And suddenly he just kisses me.
HANNAH: Oh, my gosh.
AMY: I know, can you believe it? HANNAH: Wait, then what? Can't tell you now.
My break was over 10 minutes ago.
-I'll call you later, okay? -Okay.
-Oh, hey, Dr.
Brown.
-Hi, Amy.
HANNAH: You are so gonna get it, little man.
Oh! Ooh! You're gonna get it, you.
[DOORBELL RlNGS.]
Hang on.
[YELPS.]
You're back.
Hi.
Oh, my gosh, how was it? Was it fun? I thought you'd be here ho-- Oh.
-I thought you'd be back hours ago.
-lt was good, fun.
I wanna hear, come in.
You are never gonna believe what happened to Amy, it was crazy.
What's wrong? Nothing.
I'm really happy to see you.
-Really? -Yeah.
Ohh.
SAM: Hey.
Are you guys gonna play with me or what? Sammy, give Bright a second to get settled, okay? Yeah, Sammy, just give me a second to get settled.
[BRlGHT ROARS.]
[SAM YELLlNG.]
BRlGHT: Good night.
Good night, Sam.
New master champion.
[SAM GlGGLlNG.]
[ENGLlSH - US - SDH.]