Phineas and Ferb s04e05 Episode Script
My Sweet Ride (15 min)
(My sweet ride!) Forget all your worries Forget all your cares (My sweet ride!) The sun's in myâ Hey, Mom! Hey, Mrs.
Flynn.
Mom, why can't I get a car? Candace, you only have your learner's permit.
Yeah, but eventually, I'm gonna have my license.
I think we should be ready.
Right In the meantime, have a cookie! That's hardly the same thing.
Why are you dressed like that? Don't you remember? The Doo Wop Hop is tonight.
All the neighborhood moms have volunteered to be carhops.
Wow, Mrs.
Flynn, I really like the wig helmet.
Why, thank you, Jeremy.
Safety first, you know.
I don't know about you, but I'm gonna have another cookie.
Aloha, cats! Oh, hey, guys.
How are you doin'? Mellow like a cello and solid to boot, daddy-o.
We're going to the Doo Wop Hop tonight, so we're dressed like they did in the fifties.
You know, when everyone dressed like a sitcom from the seventies? Right, Ferb? Boys, have you seen my welder? Ferb and I were using it to put the finishing touches on his shades.
Right, Ferb? Oh, yes, those are very hip.
What have you been working on all night out there, Dad? It's a surprise for Candaceâ Oops! Uh Wait, this conversation suddenly interests me.
What are you making me? Oh, Lawrence, sounds like you'd better tell her! Well, I wanted it to be a surprise, but I bought you a car! No way.
Really, a car?! Oh, yes.
It's the same car I had when I was a lad.
I figured it would be ready when you were old enough.
Uh, what do you mean, "ready"? Well, uh, it's not fully restored, yet.
You think? Hey, Mr.
Fletcher, is that a Nedlington Nymph? Why, yes.
Yes, it is! Jeremy, you have your license, don't you? You can take Candace for a ride in it when it's finished.
Awesome.
Ferb and I think it's cool, too.
Ferb, tell them what you told me.
Right? I'm living in Crazy Town.
And Phineas and Ferb are town council.
Hey! Where's Perry? What's shakin', bacon? Like the threads? Carl and I are going to cruise over to the Doo Wop Hop tonight.
We're going incognito.
Maybe do a little reconnaissance while I take in the car show.
And he really just wants to spy on Monty to find out what kind of girl he's dating.
Wrong! Wrong, Carl! We happen to know that Doofenshmirtz has entered a car in the competition.
He must be up to something.
And if I should happen to see who my son is dating, well, where's the harm in that? Hmm? Meanwhile, we need you to find out what the heck Doof is building, validate its evilness and destroy it.
Good luck, Agent P, and see you later, crocodile.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Ah, sometimes evil just cracks me up.
Say, where's that humming coming from? Do-wah, do-wop, de-do-de-do-do Do-wah Vanessa? Is that you? Are you okay? What do you mean, Dad? Well, something's not right.
The corners of your mouth are pointing up.
Maybe you're running a fever.
Relax, will you? I'm just looking forward to the fifties Doo Wop Hop tonight.
So who are you going with? Oh, you know, just a friend.
Speaking of friends, I think you have a little visitor.
Ah, he can wait.
So, what friend? Is it that girl with the dark hair who has all those dachshunds? No, it's a different friend.
Wait, no, no! Don't open the door.
You'll let in Perry the Platypus! You know he'll just blow the door down if you don't open it.
Come in, Perry.
Toodles! I'm worried about her, Perry the Platypus.
Hey, you were going to blow down my door! Ugh.
Oh, great.
See, this is why I can't have anything nice.
Anyway Come on, let me show you what I've been working on.
You see, it all started when I was just a small boy back in Gimmelshtump.
Friday was always cruise night, and everybody would come out to see the hipsters and their cool cars made from cannibalized parts left over from Drusselstein's many foreign occupations.
But for me, the coolest car of all was the Boomshlaka 320-I, Ooh owned by my Uncle Simpkin.
Yeah! You go, Uncle Simpkin! You show them how you're more masculine than everyone else.
To me, he was the coolest guy on earth.
Boo-yah! I saw it first! I saw it first! I saw it first! I saw it first! Unfortunately, the car had one major design flaw.
The back bumper was a surplus dynamite plunger and the gas tank sat directly under the driver's seat.
And I never saw him again.
But I have been able to restore his car.
A 1957 Drusselstein Boomshlaka 320-I! Ain't she a honey? I'm sure to win first prize with this and, here's the good part.
Trapper cables! I needed to restrain you for this next part because it does get a little bit evil.
Just to ensure there's no real competition, I built a little gadget called a Rust-inator.
At the push of a button, it will reduce every other car into red dust! Or, rust.
Wait.
Red dust, rust.
Red dust, rust.
I wonder if that's where that word came from.
I'm gonna go look up its entomology.
Yeah, I looked it up.
It turns out entomology is the study of insects.
Go figure.
Anyway Now, in you go.
I'll just get in the normal way.
How's it going down there? Cozy in your steel cables? Careful with the Rust-inator, Norm.
We wouldn't want it to go off inadvertently.
No problemo! Boy, Ferb.
Dad was right.
That muffler sure is making some weird noises.
Oh, we'd best leave him be.
Ferb, show me the model you've been working on.
Were you able to add any extras? Wow, Candace is gonna love that! I mean, except for the exploding part.
We should probably fix that.
Hola, Candace! Ooh, don't you look lovely! Thank you, Mrs.
Garcia-Shapiro.
Jeremy will be along in a minute, honey.
Is your mother ready? She'll be right out! All set! See you there, Candace.
Okay, ladies, here I come! And there I go! Sorry! Can't stop! Follow me! Step on it, Vivian! She's getting away! Hey, Candace! Jeremy? My car broke down.
Well, I guess we're riding our bikes to the car show.
We can wow them with our irony.
You guys are so awesome! You guys are so awesome! Wow, I never thought it'd turn out so beautiful! Right? How's the engine sound? You tell me.
Dad did say you could drive it when it was finished.
Hey, where is Dad anyway? Hmm.
Well, last we saw him, he was working on the muffler.
Out of my way, luge boy! Maybe he's already on his way to the hop.
Okay, well, maybe we should get going.
Hop in, everyone.
We're going cruisin'! (Song: My Cruisin' Sweet Ride) You're gonna love You're gonna love just what this car can do We tricked it out We worked really hard just to trick it out for you A simple push of a button changes the pattern and the hue On your sweet ride My sweet ride Ooh, look! The visor's a vanity! And the glove box has real hands! Shoo-bop, shoo-bop It steers itself, there's a trophy shelf And it opens up your cans And if you need a rocket engine, you'll be the envy of the whole gang Shoo-bop, shoo-bop My car has a turret that goes Boom ba-ba-boom ba-bang-a-bang-bang Ba-ba-boom ba-ba-boom ba-bang-a-bang-bang We're gonna cruise Cruising with our friends (Ooh, oo-ooh) Follow me, we're almost there! Deploy the chutes! Let's deploy the chutes, Ferb! There's romance in the air! There's nothing I'd rather do Than take a moonlight drive with you In your sweet ride My sweet ride! Yeah! Ha! This is gonna be a piece of cake.
Holy mackerel! I rule! I don't get it, what's the joke? Why is everyone laughing? I can't find Monty.
Get up on my shoulders, Carl.
See if you can see him.
You're not gonna drop me again, are you? Just do it, Carl! And watch the hair.
Take these.
Now what do you see? There he is! And he's withâ Oh, no.
W-Whatâ Carl, what do you see? Someone who owes me big time.
They dare to laugh at the Drusselstein Boomshlaka 320-I? Well, we'll just see who has the last laugh.
Norm, fire up the Rust-inator! Firing away, sir.
Now, how do I set the coordinates? Hmm.
Thank you, Perry the Platypus.
Very sporting of you.
Uh-oh.
Well, thank goodness for the plastic gas tank.
Hey! Vanessa? Is that you? Hi, Dad.
Wait a minute.
Who's that boy you're with? He looks vaguely familiar.
Say, isn't thatâ Uncle Simpkin? He's looking well.
Up next is a late entry.
Wow, I don't believe it! Look at this, folks! Is that a Nedlington Nymph? Yes.
Yes, it is! And who did this amazing restoration? Well, my dad's been working on it for a while, andâ Oh.
Here he is.
Hmm? Ooh, oh-ho! Look at that, folks.
Working on it up to the last second! I was? Well, I think I speak for all the judges when I say the Nedlington Nymph wins Best in Show! What an honor! Here, Candace.
It is your car, after all.
A one-of-a-kind car for a one-of-a-kind girl.
Aw, you guys Oh, dear, you're rolling away! This really goes to you, you know.
Cool! You were right, Ferb.
It really did need a trophy shelf.
Oh! There you are, Perry.
My car has a turret that goes Boom ba-ba-boom ba-bang-a-bang-bang Ba-ba-boom ba-ba-boom ba-bang-a-bang-bang We're gonna cruise Cruising with our friends (Ooh, oo-ooh) Follow me, we're almost there! Deploy the chutes! Let's deploy the chutes, Ferb! There's romance in the air! There's nothing I'd rather do Than take a moonlight drive with you In your sweet ride My sweet ride!
Flynn.
Mom, why can't I get a car? Candace, you only have your learner's permit.
Yeah, but eventually, I'm gonna have my license.
I think we should be ready.
Right In the meantime, have a cookie! That's hardly the same thing.
Why are you dressed like that? Don't you remember? The Doo Wop Hop is tonight.
All the neighborhood moms have volunteered to be carhops.
Wow, Mrs.
Flynn, I really like the wig helmet.
Why, thank you, Jeremy.
Safety first, you know.
I don't know about you, but I'm gonna have another cookie.
Aloha, cats! Oh, hey, guys.
How are you doin'? Mellow like a cello and solid to boot, daddy-o.
We're going to the Doo Wop Hop tonight, so we're dressed like they did in the fifties.
You know, when everyone dressed like a sitcom from the seventies? Right, Ferb? Boys, have you seen my welder? Ferb and I were using it to put the finishing touches on his shades.
Right, Ferb? Oh, yes, those are very hip.
What have you been working on all night out there, Dad? It's a surprise for Candaceâ Oops! Uh Wait, this conversation suddenly interests me.
What are you making me? Oh, Lawrence, sounds like you'd better tell her! Well, I wanted it to be a surprise, but I bought you a car! No way.
Really, a car?! Oh, yes.
It's the same car I had when I was a lad.
I figured it would be ready when you were old enough.
Uh, what do you mean, "ready"? Well, uh, it's not fully restored, yet.
You think? Hey, Mr.
Fletcher, is that a Nedlington Nymph? Why, yes.
Yes, it is! Jeremy, you have your license, don't you? You can take Candace for a ride in it when it's finished.
Awesome.
Ferb and I think it's cool, too.
Ferb, tell them what you told me.
Right? I'm living in Crazy Town.
And Phineas and Ferb are town council.
Hey! Where's Perry? What's shakin', bacon? Like the threads? Carl and I are going to cruise over to the Doo Wop Hop tonight.
We're going incognito.
Maybe do a little reconnaissance while I take in the car show.
And he really just wants to spy on Monty to find out what kind of girl he's dating.
Wrong! Wrong, Carl! We happen to know that Doofenshmirtz has entered a car in the competition.
He must be up to something.
And if I should happen to see who my son is dating, well, where's the harm in that? Hmm? Meanwhile, we need you to find out what the heck Doof is building, validate its evilness and destroy it.
Good luck, Agent P, and see you later, crocodile.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Ah, sometimes evil just cracks me up.
Say, where's that humming coming from? Do-wah, do-wop, de-do-de-do-do Do-wah Vanessa? Is that you? Are you okay? What do you mean, Dad? Well, something's not right.
The corners of your mouth are pointing up.
Maybe you're running a fever.
Relax, will you? I'm just looking forward to the fifties Doo Wop Hop tonight.
So who are you going with? Oh, you know, just a friend.
Speaking of friends, I think you have a little visitor.
Ah, he can wait.
So, what friend? Is it that girl with the dark hair who has all those dachshunds? No, it's a different friend.
Wait, no, no! Don't open the door.
You'll let in Perry the Platypus! You know he'll just blow the door down if you don't open it.
Come in, Perry.
Toodles! I'm worried about her, Perry the Platypus.
Hey, you were going to blow down my door! Ugh.
Oh, great.
See, this is why I can't have anything nice.
Anyway Come on, let me show you what I've been working on.
You see, it all started when I was just a small boy back in Gimmelshtump.
Friday was always cruise night, and everybody would come out to see the hipsters and their cool cars made from cannibalized parts left over from Drusselstein's many foreign occupations.
But for me, the coolest car of all was the Boomshlaka 320-I, Ooh owned by my Uncle Simpkin.
Yeah! You go, Uncle Simpkin! You show them how you're more masculine than everyone else.
To me, he was the coolest guy on earth.
Boo-yah! I saw it first! I saw it first! I saw it first! I saw it first! Unfortunately, the car had one major design flaw.
The back bumper was a surplus dynamite plunger and the gas tank sat directly under the driver's seat.
And I never saw him again.
But I have been able to restore his car.
A 1957 Drusselstein Boomshlaka 320-I! Ain't she a honey? I'm sure to win first prize with this and, here's the good part.
Trapper cables! I needed to restrain you for this next part because it does get a little bit evil.
Just to ensure there's no real competition, I built a little gadget called a Rust-inator.
At the push of a button, it will reduce every other car into red dust! Or, rust.
Wait.
Red dust, rust.
Red dust, rust.
I wonder if that's where that word came from.
I'm gonna go look up its entomology.
Yeah, I looked it up.
It turns out entomology is the study of insects.
Go figure.
Anyway Now, in you go.
I'll just get in the normal way.
How's it going down there? Cozy in your steel cables? Careful with the Rust-inator, Norm.
We wouldn't want it to go off inadvertently.
No problemo! Boy, Ferb.
Dad was right.
That muffler sure is making some weird noises.
Oh, we'd best leave him be.
Ferb, show me the model you've been working on.
Were you able to add any extras? Wow, Candace is gonna love that! I mean, except for the exploding part.
We should probably fix that.
Hola, Candace! Ooh, don't you look lovely! Thank you, Mrs.
Garcia-Shapiro.
Jeremy will be along in a minute, honey.
Is your mother ready? She'll be right out! All set! See you there, Candace.
Okay, ladies, here I come! And there I go! Sorry! Can't stop! Follow me! Step on it, Vivian! She's getting away! Hey, Candace! Jeremy? My car broke down.
Well, I guess we're riding our bikes to the car show.
We can wow them with our irony.
You guys are so awesome! You guys are so awesome! Wow, I never thought it'd turn out so beautiful! Right? How's the engine sound? You tell me.
Dad did say you could drive it when it was finished.
Hey, where is Dad anyway? Hmm.
Well, last we saw him, he was working on the muffler.
Out of my way, luge boy! Maybe he's already on his way to the hop.
Okay, well, maybe we should get going.
Hop in, everyone.
We're going cruisin'! (Song: My Cruisin' Sweet Ride) You're gonna love You're gonna love just what this car can do We tricked it out We worked really hard just to trick it out for you A simple push of a button changes the pattern and the hue On your sweet ride My sweet ride Ooh, look! The visor's a vanity! And the glove box has real hands! Shoo-bop, shoo-bop It steers itself, there's a trophy shelf And it opens up your cans And if you need a rocket engine, you'll be the envy of the whole gang Shoo-bop, shoo-bop My car has a turret that goes Boom ba-ba-boom ba-bang-a-bang-bang Ba-ba-boom ba-ba-boom ba-bang-a-bang-bang We're gonna cruise Cruising with our friends (Ooh, oo-ooh) Follow me, we're almost there! Deploy the chutes! Let's deploy the chutes, Ferb! There's romance in the air! There's nothing I'd rather do Than take a moonlight drive with you In your sweet ride My sweet ride! Yeah! Ha! This is gonna be a piece of cake.
Holy mackerel! I rule! I don't get it, what's the joke? Why is everyone laughing? I can't find Monty.
Get up on my shoulders, Carl.
See if you can see him.
You're not gonna drop me again, are you? Just do it, Carl! And watch the hair.
Take these.
Now what do you see? There he is! And he's withâ Oh, no.
W-Whatâ Carl, what do you see? Someone who owes me big time.
They dare to laugh at the Drusselstein Boomshlaka 320-I? Well, we'll just see who has the last laugh.
Norm, fire up the Rust-inator! Firing away, sir.
Now, how do I set the coordinates? Hmm.
Thank you, Perry the Platypus.
Very sporting of you.
Uh-oh.
Well, thank goodness for the plastic gas tank.
Hey! Vanessa? Is that you? Hi, Dad.
Wait a minute.
Who's that boy you're with? He looks vaguely familiar.
Say, isn't thatâ Uncle Simpkin? He's looking well.
Up next is a late entry.
Wow, I don't believe it! Look at this, folks! Is that a Nedlington Nymph? Yes.
Yes, it is! And who did this amazing restoration? Well, my dad's been working on it for a while, andâ Oh.
Here he is.
Hmm? Ooh, oh-ho! Look at that, folks.
Working on it up to the last second! I was? Well, I think I speak for all the judges when I say the Nedlington Nymph wins Best in Show! What an honor! Here, Candace.
It is your car, after all.
A one-of-a-kind car for a one-of-a-kind girl.
Aw, you guys Oh, dear, you're rolling away! This really goes to you, you know.
Cool! You were right, Ferb.
It really did need a trophy shelf.
Oh! There you are, Perry.
My car has a turret that goes Boom ba-ba-boom ba-bang-a-bang-bang Ba-ba-boom ba-ba-boom ba-bang-a-bang-bang We're gonna cruise Cruising with our friends (Ooh, oo-ooh) Follow me, we're almost there! Deploy the chutes! Let's deploy the chutes, Ferb! There's romance in the air! There's nothing I'd rather do Than take a moonlight drive with you In your sweet ride My sweet ride!