That's So Raven (2003) s04e05 Episode Script

Donna Cabonna designs.
Tiffany speaking.
Please hold.
Yes, Donna.
I see her.
Yes, girl.
You are not going to church.
You know you're going to a club.
Hey! Open this up a little bit Raven, what are you doing with Donna's new church line? Church! Well, I guess you are going to church, sister.
Let me just tie it around.
Now that's cute.
I hate to crush your little dream of becoming a designer, but right now you're an intern, and my dream for you is to mix up Donna's fruit and yogurt, sharpen these pencils.
And Coco had another accident.
Coco, I'm beginning to think these aren't accidents.
Tiffany, pack up your stuff.
You're out of here.
Raven, I want you to move over to Tiffany's desk.
You see what happens when you crush a sister's dream? Who the big dog now? Woof! Woof! Woof! Raven, I'm sending Tiffany on a business trip for me.
And you're only filling in as my assistant until she gets back.
She gotta come back? You were saying? I was saying that you're my dawg, skillet biscuit.
Woof! Woof! See? Bark with me.
Bark Ok.
Yep, that's me.
I'm Donna's assistant.
Donna Cabonna designs.
Donna's temporary assistant Raven Baxter speaking.
Hey, Rae, what's up? Hey, Devon.
Listen, Rae, I'm coming into town with my dad on a business trip, but we're only gonna be in town for tonight.
Am I gonna be able to see you? Only if you'll have dinner with me at the purple lobster.
The purple lobster?! They got the best bread.
I know.
It's the perfect place for us to be alone.
You are so Devonderful.
Mr.
Devonderful Yes, yes.
You are great and fabulous, and we will get those designs, right, miss Donna? She's right here.
She says hi.
Ok.
Mr.
Devonderful? Raven, was that a personal phone call? Kinda.
Because this is a place of business where we conduct ourselves professionally, with dignity.
It's my boyfriend.
Teddy-weddy.
Yes, honey.
Yes, we're set for tonight.
A beautiful moonlit picnic on the beach.
Yes, ok.
I'll see you then, honey.
Now, where was I? Dignity.
Yes, and don't you forget it.
Don't worry about it, miss Cabonna, ok? I will be the best temporary assistant you've ever had.
And you're committed to that, 24-7? Absolutely.
I am your girl.
That's what I want to hear.
Now, take this pager in case I need you.
All right.
Well, how does it work? Ok.
Well, I'm gonna get somebody's attention.
That's the idea.
Now, if you'll please excuse me.
I need to get ready for one of the most beautiful nights of my life.
So do i.
We had one night together, and you messed it up.
We're through, all right? Devon.
Yo, yo, yo! What's up, little bro? Not much.
I'm trying to find a movie.
I got a date tonight with Brittany.
Brittany? Hey, what happened to Cindy? She was my sixth grade girlfriend.
But now that we're going to different schools, we thought it would be a good idea to see other people.
Ok.
Here's a good one! The explosionator.
"A nonstop thrill ride of action and stuff blowing up.
" No, no, no, no, no.
Look, with your first date with Brittany, you wanna show her your sensitive side.
You know, take her to see one of those Sweet and sappy flicks that chicks like.
Let me teach you something.
Here we go.
Right there.
Take her to see that.
My miserable life.
My miserable life? Ok.
All right.
"Emotional" Right.
"Heart wrenching" My brother.
"You may never laugh again.
" I don't know about this, man.
Hey, trust me, ok? She's gonna need a hand to hold And a shoulder to cry on.
I see where you're going with this.
You know what I'm saying? Gimme! Now, that's what I'm talking about.
So, is Chels upstairs? We're gonna grab some pizza.
Yeah, Raven's got a date with Devon.
She's helping to pick out her outfit.
Pick out her outfit? I'm gonna starve before I get out of here, man! Chels, what do you think? Perfect.
You said that about the last 23 outfits.
I'd say anything to get out of here, Rae.
I'm so hungry! Eddie, Eddie.
From a man's point of view.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You look good.
Hey! You didn't even look at me.
You said from a man's point of view.
You guys, I'm sorry, ok? I'm just nervous.
I had a vision that Devon is gonna break up with me tonight.
What? Why? I don't even know.
I'm gonna mess something up.
Hey, that's Devon.
He's early.
See? He couldn't wait to see you, Rae.
Or he couldn't wait to break up with you.
I'm so hungry, I don't know what I'm saying.
Devon! What what are you doing here? Teddy broke up with me! I don't want to be alone! Are you doing anything important tonight? Well, actually Good! I need you.
It's gonna be a long, long night! A long night?! It all happened while we were driving to the beach for our moonlit picnic.
And suddenly, Teddy turned to me and he said he didn't love me anymore.
I mean, where am I gonna find another hunk of man candy like my Teddy?! You know what you need to do, miss Donna? You need to get back in there.
Do you know why? 'Cause this world is full of man candy.
Lolly-dudes, sugar-homies.
Hook it up! No, no, no.
You're not trying to get rid of me, are you? Because you made a commitment to me, young lady.
24/7! Yes! 24/7! Good.
Now, I need to throw myself into my work.
Where's your sewing machine? From my pain will come creation.
Ok.
Upstairs.
Upstairs.
You know what? Upstairs.
First door on your right.
Go up there and create, miss Donna.
Create! Go get 'em.
You guys, I really need your help.
What's wrong? Where's Devon? And why is your boss here? Well, her boyfriend just dumped her, and now she's an emotional wreck and she doesn't want to be alone.
Ok, that's Devon.
You guys, I don't want to mess this up like in my vision.
He wants to have a romantic night, just the two of us.
Well, then we'll go out the back door.
Bye.
No, no, no! Wait! Can you guys just stay with Donna maybe for a couple of hours? A couple of hours? Rae, we are starving! Seriously, Rae, my stomach is so hungry it's talking.
What's that, little guy? You want some pizza? Coming! Listen, you can order in, ok? Please? Just go handle her.
Please? I really wanna Thank you! All right.
Devon! Ok.
You're here.
Now we can go.
Hold on, Rae.
What's the rush? I really miss you.
I miss you, too.
Ok! What was that? That was The alarm to my oven upstairs.
You have an oven upstairs? Yes, I do.
It's one of those toy ovens.
You know, the one with the light bulb? I got it when I was, like 6.
I guess that cake is finally ready.
Good Coco.
Protect mommy.
Raven, who are these people? They claim to know you.
Ok, this is Eddie and Chelsea.
They're here to help me help you.
Cease, Coco.
Ok, now that you're in good hands Wait.
Wait! Where are you going? Because you made a commitment to be there for me, 24/7.
24/7 minus, like 60 seconds.
Fine.
And please, take this with you.
I can't even think of food right now.
I can.
Just get it out of my sight.
Out of sight, out of mind out of here.
Rae, what's going on? We're gonna be late.
Ok.
You know what? Why should we go to the purple lobster? It's so crowded and Loud.
No, it's not.
It's quiet and romantic.
Well Not as quiet and romantic as A nice picnic right here at home.
You made all that with your toy oven? I put in a new light bulb.
So what did you make? I made it so long ago, I forgot what I made.
Ok.
Let's see.
Ok.
And look, it even wrapped it for us.
Let's dig in.
Now, Brittany, if you need to cry, I got a spot right here.
Excuse me.
Are those 2 seats taken? One of them is.
Cory? Hi, Cindy.
Aren't you gonna introduce me to your friend? My bad.
Cindy, Brittany.
Brittany, Cindy.
Hi.
What up? I'm gonna grab those 2 seats before they're taken.
All right.
Cindy I know this probably is a little weird, but We did agree to see other people.
It's fine, Cory.
Enjoy the movie.
Thanks.
You know, you're a good kid.
Friend of yours? Hi, Tyler.
This is Cory.
So this is Cory.
What's so funny? I wanna laugh, too.
Nothing.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, man.
Sorry, man.
No, no.
It's cool, man.
My my ring Pinched my finger.
You're not wearing a ring.
Coming, Brittany! I didn't call you.
I'm coming anyway.
Sorry about that.
Sorry.
You know, Rae, I got to admit it.
This is pretty nice.
It is.
I really miss you, Devon.
I really miss you, too, Rae.
Is that your oven again, Rae? Yeah.
I need to go see what it made this time.
Raven.
What do you think of my new creations? They look a lot like my bedspread.
I feel so much better.
I've worked Teddy completely out of my system.
You know what? That's great.
Now you can go home.
No, no, no.
Now I can eat.
Fresh out of food.
Sorry.
What about that picnic basket? Wait a minute hmmph! Excellent idea.
I think I'll go get it.
No! Allow me.
Devon! Devon! No, don't eat it! Don't eat that chicken! I heard that they had a chicken recall.
For what? Chickenosis.
Chickenosis? Yep.
Hey! What now?! Delivery for Eddie Thomas.
Is Eddie here? No, no.
He just He just ordered the pizza for us.
Why would he do that? He heard about the chickenosis.
Montgomery, don't you understand? I knew one day this moment would come.
It's over between us.
Just accept it.
My bad.
I missed my mouth.
Corey.
If you hadn't suggested that we see other people, I never would have met Tyler.
Cindy! I was a fool to let you go.
A wretched fool, I tell you.
Too late.
What could have been will never be.
Farwell, Corey.
Corey.
Cory, I know you ain't crying.
No, no.
I got a popcorn kernel in my eye.
Yeah, right.
I wanted to see stuff blow up.
Well, maybe next week if you're up to it Next week?! Please.
There ain't gonna be a next week.
A fool.
A wretched fool, I tell you.
Don't be like me.
Don't be like me! All right, my little Coco, one more bite.
Yes.
Man! That chicken weighed more than the dog, and he ate the whole thing.
Seriously, where's the pizza you ordered.
Forget about the pizza.
If I don't get downstairs soon, Devon is gonna break up with me like in my vision.
You're right.
Rae, just go downstairs.
Everything up here is under control.
Maybe not.
I'm just lying to myself.
I still miss my Teddy-weddy.
Here.
You can have this Teddy-weddy.
No! No! That's my blinky bear, Chels! Devon won that for me! It only makes it worse! No! Coco! No! That's blinky bear! Come back here, you nasty! Coco's not a nasty! Hey, little poochy.
Come here.
Let me see what you have.
Blinky bear.
No.
Blinky bear is fine! Here's the body.
Look.
Perfect.
Right there.
Raven, what's going on? Who are you? I'm Devon.
I'm supposed to be on a date with Raven.
Impossible.
Raven is working.
She told me she had absolutely nothing important to do.
I never said Rae, our date's not important? Of course it's important More important than working with me? Well, miss Rae, I thought we were gonna have a special night Alone.
I bet you don't even have a toy oven upstairs.
Devon, look, my boss came barging in here before you showed up, and I didn't want her to know about you, and I didn't want you to know about her, and everything got out of control.
And I really didn't know what to do.
How about telling me the truth? I guess I could of did that.
I'm outta here.
Come on, Devon.
We had one night together, and you messed it up.
We're through, Rae? Hey, Rae.
I'm sorry it went down like that.
Yeah, Rae.
Gosh, if there's anything we can do, you know, just My gosh! There's pizza! Come on, man.
Let's go to the purple lobster.
We can't afford the purple lobster.
I know.
That's why we're gonna leave after they serve the bread.
Raven, you should really keep your professional and personal life separate.
You know what? That is it! Just because you are my boss does not mean you can come in my house, take over my entire life! You don't own me! You don't even pay me.
Excuse me, but I've never had an employee speak to me like this.
Well, I'm sorry, ok? But I lost my boyfriend 'cause I had to take care of you.
You made a commitment to be there for me 24/7.
I didn't know it meant all day, all week.
Miss Donna.
Man! What I meant was Was I didn't know you were gonna come to my house, tear up my bedspread, and make me lose my boyfriend.
Well, i i suppose I did take advantage of you.
I should probably apologize.
Apology accepted.
I said "should".
Fine.
I apologize.
I i know I can be a handful.
It's ok.
People have said that about me, too.
It's just that We're creative.
We have a different vision of the world than most people.
I have visions of my own.
Cory, this is my boss, Donna Cabonna.
Hey.
So how did your date go? Terrible.
My love life is a mess.
Join the club.
Cindy? Cory, seeing you cry at the movie made me realize how sensitive you are, and I don't want to see other people.
Me, neither.
Well, I'm glad someone's happy.
Don't worry.
I am still here for you.
Devon! Hey, Rae.
Hey.
Listen, Rae, I'm really sorry for losing it.
I mean, I realized it's the crazy things that you do that make me crazy about you.
Cabonna.
Party of one.
Teddy! You found me! Come here, you big hunk of man candy! Hello, baby! Yeah! Now get down here and kiss me.
Ok! Yes, miss Donna.
I'm stirring the yogurt right now.
I'm back! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Have a fun weekend with Donna? No.
No.
We did not.
You know what? She broke up with her boyfriend, came over to my house and took over my entire life.
That.
They do that every weekend.
They're into this whole break up, make up scene.
Say what? Oops.
Did I forget to tell you that? Yes, you did.
I'll take my desk back now.
Tiffany, wait! What do you want now? Ok.
Nothing.
What is this?! I left Donna's yogurt in your seat.
Did I forget to tell you that? Yeah, you did! I'm sorry.