Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s04e06 Episode Script
Daddy's Little Monster (2)
[mouse squeaks.]
[penguins wenk.]
[all cheering.]
[ Screeches .]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time Yo, Beemo, you done charging up that phone, or what? [grunting .]
Almost finished.
[grunts.]
JAKE: Thanks, Beemo.
All right, man, we're gonna figure this out right now.
[cellphone beeping.]
Yo, Yo, yo, yo, check it! This is Jake on my camera phone! Wh-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oa! Whoa, whoa! Yo, Finn! Say hi to my new camera phone.
What up, camera phone? BOTH".
[ ululating.]
[ whoosh! whoosh! whoosh!.]
BOTH : Marceline! You guys want to come party in The Nightosphere with me? I'm visiting with my dad, and it's crazy boring.
Whoa! Wait a minute, Marceline.
Last time I saw your dad, I sliced open his soul sack.
Oh, no, he's totally chill now.
Okay, but I'm keeping an eye out for your old man in case he pulls any [ raspy voice .]
sneak attacks.
[ chuckles .]
Don 't be a Wiener dog.
Jake, you coming? Whoa! Yeah, baby! [cellphone beeping.]
All right, so this is The Nightosphere, I guess.
It looks banaynays.
Marceline says they got tons of crazy ways out here.
[ guitar strumming, tambourine rattling.]
Right, Marceline? Marceline! Marcy! [ Imitates duck quacking.]
[ chuckles mischievously.]
ABADEER: There you are, Marceline.
[ music stops .]
- Hmm? - Rrragh! Aaaaaaaaaaaaah! Oh.
Hello, dog.
Hello, Finn.
Stay away from me, old man! [ tambourine rattles.]
[ chuckles .]
Nice one.
Now, Finn.
Come on, there's no bad blood here.
Come here.
Let's bury the hatchet.
See how I'm not killing you? [ groans .]
Dad, stop.
All right.
I don't want to embarrass my little girl.
So, young lady, have you thought about my offer? Ugh! JAKE: What offer, Marceline's dad? [ Chuckles .]
I want Marceline to take over The Nightosphere -- finally join the family business.
Business? Dad, what do you even do? Oh! Ha! Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Check it out, sweetie.
See how chaotic it is out there? [ fwoosh! .]
How everyone's confused and frustrated? The Nightosphere is sustained by chaos.
Eh, I just don't see myself doing this biz.
Okay, but I know you'll come around eventually.
Or maybe you won't.
I don't know.
You're an independent woman.
[ yawns.]
- Aaah! Well, I'm gonna take a nappy.
Oh! I almost forgot.
[ ripl.]
' Dad! [ laughs.]
You should put this amulet on.
It'll grant you wishes for, like, ponies -- or whatever kids like.
Dad, I'm 1,000 years old.
Ha! Yes, you are, sweetie.
Daddy's little monster.
[ footsteps depart.]
Look, let's just play something, okay? Okay- I know you just wanna give your little girl the world >J' but, Daddy, I'm not just your little girl' >J' I've got my own life, I got my own plans Jâ I hope you understand and like the way that I am 'Cause I want your respect, and I want to be here >J' but I don't want to rule The Nightosphere J" [ sighs .]
Pffft! Whatever, dad.
Ooh-- aaaaaaarrgh! [ grunting .]
[ laughs evilly.]
- Jake, grab the amulet! Oof! - JAKE: Ow! My hippocampus! [ laughing evilly.]
[cellphone beeping.]
Well, that explains how we got amnesia'ed.
But what about banana? Hey, man, there's another video.
[cellphone beeping.]
[grunts.]
We got mad prison-overcrowding down here, fellas.
So, I got to put you in the cage with the stuff.
Sorry about that.
But, you know, not really.
[gate slams, belches .]
Oh, my stomach! [grunting .]
[pbff! pbft! .]
[sighs.]
Yeeeee! That amulet's controlling Marceline! We have to go back and help her! We're gonna get back using that one portal spell we know.
Hah! Maloso vobiscum et cum spiritum! Whoa, dude.
She told us never to come back.
Oh, yeah.
Oh! Jake, can you turn into a gross demon? Mm-hmm.
Grosser! Raaaaaah! [deep voice .]
What's your disguise? - Paper-plate mask, yo! - Nice! [ Panting .]
Let's go! Hyah! Who's next? Who's next? Uh me, my lord Aberdeer.
What do you desire, cowering speck -- pain, pleasure, or weird punishment? Uh pleasure? No! Weird punishment! [zap! zap! zap!.]
[vomiting .]
And what do you desire -- "p," "p," or "w.
p.
"? I pain? Okay.
Aw.
Come on! Come on! Next! I'm just gonna go.
You sure, dude? Don't you want abs? Yeah, give me abs.
[ laughs.]
I think we can charge up there and rip the amulet off her neck.
[ Panting .]
[gasps .]
Hey! what are you guys doing?! You can't run up to the front of the line! These good people have been waiting forever! Shame on you both! Everybody, shame them! [ Crowd booing .]
Boo, sir! I boo what you're doing! Step back -- back! You will not cut the line again! You stay back here and wait your turn like the rest of us! Understand?! - Yeah, okay! Okay! I'll be watching you.
Sorry, dude.
You got out of line.
Dang it! BOTH: [groaning .]
[gasps.]
Who are you?! Waah! Don't kill us, Marceline! It's us -- Finn and Jake! Your friends, remember?! - Eh.
- FINN: Oh, grob! [growling .]
Aaaaaah! Run! Marceline.
What are you doing? Just grabbing a midnight snack.
It's Marceline.
That's her out there! I know.
Isn't it fantastic? No! We have to save her! - Save her? - From the amulet! But this is what I've always wanted -- my girl following in her daddy's footsteps.
But that's not what she wants! That's balderdash, baby.
The wearer of the amulet is filled with chaotic evil, which is how I grew up, so [chomping 1 Maybe we can get these dudes to help us.
[all murmuring.]
[sighs.]
[normal voice.]
These guys won't help you.
They're all complacent sheeple.
[ Beatboxes .]
Wait.
That's it! We're gonna freestyle a political rap to get these guys to rise out of their systemized demon apathy! Okay.
[ Beatboxing .]
[Tapping 1 Yeah.
Unh.
Political rap! Yo, yo! Demon apathy! Yo , zappity! Get ready! Government! Where you went! Yo! Farmer's market! Ride bikes! Get on it! Geodesic domes! Science! You heard? [all cheering.]
I never thought of it that way before.
This system is broke, yo! [crowd chanting "freedom!" .]
Marceline.
[grunts.]
[all chomping.]
Ugh.
Sick.
- Jake! The tree house! - Aaaah! I'm too freaked out to move, Finn! These demons are nibbling my legs! Jake, take her! No, Finn! You'll be filled with chaotic evil! Aaaaah! [gulping.]
[ Indistinct shouting .]
[ Roaring .]
[moans.]
FINN: [deep voice.]
Marceline.
No one leaves The Nightosphere! [ Roars .]
[ Normal voice.]
Wh-o-o-o-oa! Oh! ABADEER: Marceline! Uh, I wonder what happened to him.
Kids these days.
Am I right? Dude.
Seriously.
Dad, you tricked me.
Dad, that sucks! I know.
I'm sorry.
But I thought you'd want to -- want to make your old man proud and, you know, take over The Nightosphere.
Yeah, I want you to be proud! I want you to be proud of me! No, I didn't mean -- baby, of course I'm proud of you.
Dad.
And your friends, they're all right! That political rap? Pretty great! Okay, okay.
I got to go now, dad.
Woof! What a nightmare.
Man, Finn, my dad actually likes you.
[ Chuckles .]
[Whimpers .]
I don't want to hang out with you anymore.
- [ Moans.]
- Finn? Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please J" Come along with me To a cliff under a tree Jâ FINN: This party is so crazy!
[penguins wenk.]
[all cheering.]
[ Screeches .]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time Yo, Beemo, you done charging up that phone, or what? [grunting .]
Almost finished.
[grunts.]
JAKE: Thanks, Beemo.
All right, man, we're gonna figure this out right now.
[cellphone beeping.]
Yo, Yo, yo, yo, check it! This is Jake on my camera phone! Wh-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oa! Whoa, whoa! Yo, Finn! Say hi to my new camera phone.
What up, camera phone? BOTH".
[ ululating.]
[ whoosh! whoosh! whoosh!.]
BOTH : Marceline! You guys want to come party in The Nightosphere with me? I'm visiting with my dad, and it's crazy boring.
Whoa! Wait a minute, Marceline.
Last time I saw your dad, I sliced open his soul sack.
Oh, no, he's totally chill now.
Okay, but I'm keeping an eye out for your old man in case he pulls any [ raspy voice .]
sneak attacks.
[ chuckles .]
Don 't be a Wiener dog.
Jake, you coming? Whoa! Yeah, baby! [cellphone beeping.]
All right, so this is The Nightosphere, I guess.
It looks banaynays.
Marceline says they got tons of crazy ways out here.
[ guitar strumming, tambourine rattling.]
Right, Marceline? Marceline! Marcy! [ Imitates duck quacking.]
[ chuckles mischievously.]
ABADEER: There you are, Marceline.
[ music stops .]
- Hmm? - Rrragh! Aaaaaaaaaaaaah! Oh.
Hello, dog.
Hello, Finn.
Stay away from me, old man! [ tambourine rattles.]
[ chuckles .]
Nice one.
Now, Finn.
Come on, there's no bad blood here.
Come here.
Let's bury the hatchet.
See how I'm not killing you? [ groans .]
Dad, stop.
All right.
I don't want to embarrass my little girl.
So, young lady, have you thought about my offer? Ugh! JAKE: What offer, Marceline's dad? [ Chuckles .]
I want Marceline to take over The Nightosphere -- finally join the family business.
Business? Dad, what do you even do? Oh! Ha! Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Check it out, sweetie.
See how chaotic it is out there? [ fwoosh! .]
How everyone's confused and frustrated? The Nightosphere is sustained by chaos.
Eh, I just don't see myself doing this biz.
Okay, but I know you'll come around eventually.
Or maybe you won't.
I don't know.
You're an independent woman.
[ yawns.]
- Aaah! Well, I'm gonna take a nappy.
Oh! I almost forgot.
[ ripl.]
' Dad! [ laughs.]
You should put this amulet on.
It'll grant you wishes for, like, ponies -- or whatever kids like.
Dad, I'm 1,000 years old.
Ha! Yes, you are, sweetie.
Daddy's little monster.
[ footsteps depart.]
Look, let's just play something, okay? Okay- I know you just wanna give your little girl the world >J' but, Daddy, I'm not just your little girl' >J' I've got my own life, I got my own plans Jâ I hope you understand and like the way that I am 'Cause I want your respect, and I want to be here >J' but I don't want to rule The Nightosphere J" [ sighs .]
Pffft! Whatever, dad.
Ooh-- aaaaaaarrgh! [ grunting .]
[ laughs evilly.]
- Jake, grab the amulet! Oof! - JAKE: Ow! My hippocampus! [ laughing evilly.]
[cellphone beeping.]
Well, that explains how we got amnesia'ed.
But what about banana? Hey, man, there's another video.
[cellphone beeping.]
[grunts.]
We got mad prison-overcrowding down here, fellas.
So, I got to put you in the cage with the stuff.
Sorry about that.
But, you know, not really.
[gate slams, belches .]
Oh, my stomach! [grunting .]
[pbff! pbft! .]
[sighs.]
Yeeeee! That amulet's controlling Marceline! We have to go back and help her! We're gonna get back using that one portal spell we know.
Hah! Maloso vobiscum et cum spiritum! Whoa, dude.
She told us never to come back.
Oh, yeah.
Oh! Jake, can you turn into a gross demon? Mm-hmm.
Grosser! Raaaaaah! [deep voice .]
What's your disguise? - Paper-plate mask, yo! - Nice! [ Panting .]
Let's go! Hyah! Who's next? Who's next? Uh me, my lord Aberdeer.
What do you desire, cowering speck -- pain, pleasure, or weird punishment? Uh pleasure? No! Weird punishment! [zap! zap! zap!.]
[vomiting .]
And what do you desire -- "p," "p," or "w.
p.
"? I pain? Okay.
Aw.
Come on! Come on! Next! I'm just gonna go.
You sure, dude? Don't you want abs? Yeah, give me abs.
[ laughs.]
I think we can charge up there and rip the amulet off her neck.
[ Panting .]
[gasps .]
Hey! what are you guys doing?! You can't run up to the front of the line! These good people have been waiting forever! Shame on you both! Everybody, shame them! [ Crowd booing .]
Boo, sir! I boo what you're doing! Step back -- back! You will not cut the line again! You stay back here and wait your turn like the rest of us! Understand?! - Yeah, okay! Okay! I'll be watching you.
Sorry, dude.
You got out of line.
Dang it! BOTH: [groaning .]
[gasps.]
Who are you?! Waah! Don't kill us, Marceline! It's us -- Finn and Jake! Your friends, remember?! - Eh.
- FINN: Oh, grob! [growling .]
Aaaaaah! Run! Marceline.
What are you doing? Just grabbing a midnight snack.
It's Marceline.
That's her out there! I know.
Isn't it fantastic? No! We have to save her! - Save her? - From the amulet! But this is what I've always wanted -- my girl following in her daddy's footsteps.
But that's not what she wants! That's balderdash, baby.
The wearer of the amulet is filled with chaotic evil, which is how I grew up, so [chomping 1 Maybe we can get these dudes to help us.
[all murmuring.]
[sighs.]
[normal voice.]
These guys won't help you.
They're all complacent sheeple.
[ Beatboxes .]
Wait.
That's it! We're gonna freestyle a political rap to get these guys to rise out of their systemized demon apathy! Okay.
[ Beatboxing .]
[Tapping 1 Yeah.
Unh.
Political rap! Yo, yo! Demon apathy! Yo , zappity! Get ready! Government! Where you went! Yo! Farmer's market! Ride bikes! Get on it! Geodesic domes! Science! You heard? [all cheering.]
I never thought of it that way before.
This system is broke, yo! [crowd chanting "freedom!" .]
Marceline.
[grunts.]
[all chomping.]
Ugh.
Sick.
- Jake! The tree house! - Aaaah! I'm too freaked out to move, Finn! These demons are nibbling my legs! Jake, take her! No, Finn! You'll be filled with chaotic evil! Aaaaah! [gulping.]
[ Indistinct shouting .]
[ Roaring .]
[moans.]
FINN: [deep voice.]
Marceline.
No one leaves The Nightosphere! [ Roars .]
[ Normal voice.]
Wh-o-o-o-oa! Oh! ABADEER: Marceline! Uh, I wonder what happened to him.
Kids these days.
Am I right? Dude.
Seriously.
Dad, you tricked me.
Dad, that sucks! I know.
I'm sorry.
But I thought you'd want to -- want to make your old man proud and, you know, take over The Nightosphere.
Yeah, I want you to be proud! I want you to be proud of me! No, I didn't mean -- baby, of course I'm proud of you.
Dad.
And your friends, they're all right! That political rap? Pretty great! Okay, okay.
I got to go now, dad.
Woof! What a nightmare.
Man, Finn, my dad actually likes you.
[ Chuckles .]
[Whimpers .]
I don't want to hang out with you anymore.
- [ Moans.]
- Finn? Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please J" Come along with me To a cliff under a tree Jâ FINN: This party is so crazy!