Lab Rats (2012) s04e06 Episode Script

Synced and corrected By Katniss Everdeen The exoskeleton's gone rogue.
We have to take it down before it destroys the whole academy.
You're doing it wrong.
Wait for my command before you attack.
Why aren't you attacking? Don't do it now.
Retreat.
Retreat.
Great.
My team is down.
My team is down! Well, I think we can all agree that's not how you take down an exoskeleton.
Come on, give us one more shot.
I'm sorry, Chase.
This combat simulation was to test your students' progress, and as much as it pains me, I'm gonna have to give your team a big "F.
" Who am I kidding? This doesn't hurt at all.
It's called failure, Chase.
Let me spell it out for you.
F You know, on second thought, you spell it out for me.
The world's first bionic superhumans they're stronger than us.
Faster.
Smarter.
The next generation of the human race is living on a bionic island.
I can't believe you guys messed up the combat simulation.
What's the first thing I taught you? Do as I say and as I do.
Good pep talk.
Adam, your team's up.
Okay, guys, what's the first thing I taught you? (All) Don't be like Chase.
Okay, let's do what we do.
Now! And that's what we do.
That was amazing.
That was even faster than Bree's team last week.
All I'm hearing is Chase lost and I'm a better teacher.
No way.
You are not a better teacher than I am.
Calm down, dude.
You've got plenty of other things to be proud of.
Once we find out what those things are, you're gonna feel a lot better.
Look, there's still two more tests to evaluate your students' progress.
I'm sure your team will do better on the next one.
It's more cerebral.
Yes.
Me and my brainiacs are gonna take you down.
You're taunting me and making fun of yourself at the same time.
I didn't think that was possible.
Look, both teams will be judged on how well they handle analytical thinking.
All right, guys, huddle up.
Does anyone know what analytical thinking is? I'd say you got the second round locked up.
(Squishing sound) Ah! Gross! Hey, Leo.
What are you doing? Just grabbin' a glass of milk to go with my pie.
Eww! What is going on here? This is disgusting.
Yeah.
Welcome to my world.
Adam and Chase live like a couple of farm animals.
At least farm animals lick themselves clean every once in a while.
I'll just have to clean this whole place up myself.
Hand me that towel.
Um, I wouldn't use that one.
- Why not? - Because it's moving.
(Screams) Listen up, roomies.
You've got another person living with you now.
You need to respect that.
I have been scrubbing our room for the past six hours.
- I've got pruney fingers.
- Why didn't you just wear gloves? I did.
I don't care which one of you is making the mess.
Just stop.
Now who's makin' a mess? Okay, everybody gather round and listen up.
It is time for the second challenge.
Everybody to your work stations.
Each time will have 60 seconds to diffuse their 3-D virtual explosive device.
This is gonna be so easy.
Like taking dynamite from a baby.
Even though the explosives are fake, the potential for humiliation is very real.
Don't forget to work together as a team.
Your 60 seconds starts now.
Okay, guys, all you have to do is cut one of these wires.
But choose carefully, because it's a life or death decision.
Whose favorite color is red? Whose favorite color is blue? Don't look at me.
I like 'em both.
Okay, guys, we've been through this a million times.
Once you assessed the detonator's internal architecture, remove the Dorris plate, expose the motherboard, clip the primary command node, and the firing mechanism will deactivate.
Got that? (Frustrated grunt) Great thinking.
We'll cut the wire that combines red and blue.
Gold.
Yeah! Congratulations on defusing the device.
And more impressively, not knowing that red and blue make purple.
Don't worry.
We have plenty of time.
- Five seconds.
- Out of my way.
You're all useless! Three, two No, wait.
I need more Time? Don't worry, Chase.
I'm not gonna say that I'm disappointed.
(Whispers) Just know I'm thinking it.
(Horrified shriek) What have you done?! What are you talking about? Yeah.
We haven't done anything.
I had a feeling you might say that, which is why I have this.
That's right, savages.
Security footage.
Let's take a look.
Put anything on a screen, I'll watch it.
Where is it? Where is it? Bree?! Ugh.
Now that's a lady.
(Laughs) Oh, that's a big one.
She's a keeper.
She's an animal! No, that's an animal.
Oh, look, he grew.
Wrong, wrong.
Terrible.
Bad.
Ew, no.
Do it again.
Chase.
Do you ever think you might be losing these challenges because you're going about it all wrong? No.
You're reprimanding them.
You're not teaching them.
Maybe try a little teamwork like Adam did.
That's Professor Adam.
Adam, you're not a professor, and for the last time, you are not a better teacher than I am.
Do you not see the glasses? All I'm saying is, you might get a better response from your team if you let them be more involved in the decision making.
Wait, you're serious? There's one last test, which means your team has one last chance to prove themselves, and for you to prove yourself.
You wanna borrow my glasses? Okay, that's it.
I am not about to lose to Adam and his meatheads three times in a row.
We have to show them that we're better than them.
The best way to do that is to manipulate your bionic chips so I can control your every move.
Yeah, yeah, I know what you're thinking.
Isn't that cheating? Well, let me just nip this in the bud.
Yes.
Yes, it is.
All right, I've figured out a way to use my override app to control all of you at once, which means no more mistakes, because when I think of something, you'll do it.
Too bad I can't do that to everyone.
All right, let's link up.
There.
Let's test it out.
Why aren't you doing what I'm thinking? I don't get it.
Why isn't this working? Great.
Now you're mocking me.
Very funny.
Wait a minute.
(All) Gah! My override app must not be able to control this many people.
Instead of doing what I'm thinking, you're just mirroring what I do.
We can't make it through the test like this.
Let's go, Chase.
Test's about to start.
He's gonna know we're cheating.
What do we do? Quit it! Aha! Busted! You're the slob.
Leo, I was aiming for the trash can.
You mean the one that's not on my forehead? I have a whole video of you trashing this place.
If you have a video, why are you trying to catch me in the act? Because this is more dramatic.
What happened to you? I don't know.
I guess, for the first time in my life, I actually have some freedom, and I'm enjoying it.
This is not freedom.
This is a cesspool of filth and girl garbage.
Look, if you were stuck in a basement for your whole life, you'd wanna let loose, too.
Besides, you're the new guy here, so if you have a problem with my mess, go live with the rest of the students in the dorm.
I am not going anywhere.
And you know what? Two can play at this game.
What are you doing? Hey, that's where I sleep.
Not tonight.
This blanket doesn't seem warm enough.
You know what it needs? A nice layer of month-old chili.
Looks delicious.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to take out the trash.
Oh, yeah? You know the best part about living on an island? All the fresh seafood that's been rotting in the sun.
Okay, I think I'm gonna be sick.
Luckily, I'm standing next to your capsule.
No! Welcome to the third and final challenge.
(Cheesy game show music plays) Adam Davenport, you have an opportunity to lead your team to a third victory.
Chase Davenport, you and your team have one last chance to save yourself from a lifetime of ridicule from your brother and me.
And Bree.
She's not here, but I'm pretty sure she'd want in on some of this.
This last test will challenge both your mental and physical prowess.
So there will be a brief warm-up period of brisk exercise.
No movement! I mean, stretching's overrated.
What's the worst that can happen? Torn hamstring.
Pssh! Okay, suit yourself.
Guys ooh! Guys, Mr.
Davenport can't find out I'm controlling you.
Just keep quiet and follow my lead.
Got it? Why aren't you nodding? Oh.
Right.
Deep in the bowels of the academy is a high-tech maze, complete with obstacles that I control with this tablet.
Electric walls, ninja stars, and my own personal favorite, flaming balls of fury! The first team to complete the maze wins, but before we start, I need to see both mentors.
Adam, Chase, over here.
Guys, give us a second? - Guys! - I got this.
Back it up, nerd herd.
For this challenge, it's just the students.
What?! No! Teams, I hope you've studied the maze carefully.
If not, too bad.
Ah! Don't worry, Chase.
We can track their progress from over here.
Adam, your team is off to a great start.
Chase, your team hasn't moved at all.
Ha! Looks like you guys are gonna lose again.
Not if I can help it.
What? They keep losing.
I have to do my "good luck" dance.
Are you done yet? I could go all night.
I lost my sense of smell hours ago.
Which is why I can bury you in Adam's dirty, sweaty workout clothes.
No, stop! This has gone far enough.
There has to be a way that I can still stay messy, and you won't have to clean up after me.
Maybe there is.
Great idea, Leo.
This is gonna work out perfectly.
Yes, it is.
Okay, I'm finished.
That was awesome.
I'm not hungry, but let's order more stuff we can blow up.
(Panting) Chase, I can't believe it.
Your team is actually winning.
Adam, what are you doing? I don't know, but it's working for Chase.
Let's see.
How can I make this more interesting? I know.
Flash bombs.
Oh, not good enough.
Better try my flaming balls of fury.
(Groaning and crying) Burn, baby, burn! Chase, your team is almost out.
Oh.
Great.
Go, team.
Almost there.
Almost there.
Almost there.
Almost there! They made it! (Bells ringing) Ah, come on! Let's bring 'em up.
Wait.
Why aren't they celebrating? Yeah! Whoo! Oh, yeah! We won, we won, we won Wait a minute.
Something's goin' on here.
Yeah.
It's called failure.
No, it's not that.
I know that really well.
What are you doing? Professor Adam is about to conduct a science experiment.
- (Yells) - (All yelling) Just as I thought.
This proves they messed with something that caused something to happen, I think.
Chase, care to explain? Cheating? What were you thinking? I don't know.
I guess I just got carried away.
Chase, these tests were designed to measure your students' progress, and instead, you turned it into a competition between you and your brother.
- Which I won.
- And handily.
That's not the point.
If you'd been less focused on beating Adam, and more focused on being a good teacher, your team would've had the tools to win for themselves.
Okay.
You're right.
But just in case, can I have a new team? - No! - Aargh! Fine.
I'll work on becoming a better teacher.
Good.
Now there's just one last thing for you to do.
Don't worry.
I'll make it up to my team.
Oh, I know you will.
But your punishment for cheating is gonna be to find out what it feels like to have someone control you with the override app.
What? Who? Me.
Go ahead, Adam.
Don't mind if I do.
Ow, ow, ow, ow! This is fun.
You do realize you're hurting yourself too? Oh, yeah.
Now we'll see who's hurting who.
Cut it out.
Quit it.
I'm not gonna stop until you do.
Wow! This place is spotless.
Whatever you're doing, it's working.
Thank you.
(Whirring) What's that noise? Oh, that's our new housekeeper.
You turned my incredibly expensive piece of combat technology into a walking vacuum cleaner? He doesn't just vacuum.
He sorts laundry, he washes dishes, he even does windows, right, Exo? See? Spotless.