Superjail! (2007) s04e06 Episode Script
The Superjail Six
[ Insect buzzing .]
[ Grunts .]
[ Groaning .]
[ Insects chirping .]
Ah! Ah! [ Chickens clucking .]
[ Munching .]
[ Footsteps .]
Ah! [ Clucking continues .]
[ Alligators snarling .]
Whew! Ah! [ Screaming .]
Aah! [ Eggs sizzling .]
[ Groans .]
[ Gasping .]
[ Grunts .]
[ Screaming .]
[ Electronic beeping, whirring .]
[ Helicopter blades whirring .]
[ Alligators growling .]
[ Breathing heavily .]
[ Grunts .]
[ Both grunting .]
[ Inmates screaming .]
[ Sizzling .]
Jared: Aah! Alice: Come on.
Less doggin' it.
More uncloggin' it.
Jared: Aah! Sewer monster sucking my eyes out! Alice: Here's your sewer monster.
[ Gasps .]
I thought you buried this.
Jared: I did! We got to keep this from the Warden! Warden: Hey, I accidentally flushed another cummerbund.
Let me know if it turns up, okay? Jared: You can count on us, sir! [ Hisses .]
Huh? JN62EF1.
This here's from the legendary Superjail Six.
I was a whole man back then.
Still had my hair.
The Superjail Six-- they were the only boys so bad, they broke right out of this shit-hole and into the deadliest, stinkiest badlands.
[ Grunts .]
[ All grunt .]
Aah! Ugh! Ugh! Jared: Aah! [ All grunting .]
Staff was still pretty green.
Poor kids didn't know what to do.
[ Evil laughter .]
Hey, there'll be plenty of time for rapin' on the outside.
Let's go! Whoo-hoo! [ All cheering .]
[ Door creaks .]
Warden: Six failures.
Jared: You'll forget soon, sir.
[ Both gasp .]
Uh [ Whistles .]
[ Grunts, growls .]
Staff's done everything since then to make sure our poor old Warden don't remember his six failures and flip his purple lid again.
[ Mechanical whirring .]
[ Inmates screaming .]
[ Inhales sharply .]
[ Blows .]
[ Stomach growls .]
[ Inmates screaming .]
All we got to do is jog poor old Warden's memory, and he'll hole up like a troll! Then Superjail will be all mine! Hey! I meanours.
Shut up and shake your chains, dumbass! Us six guys sure are going to escape! Yeah! I love jumpin' into smelly pipes and escapin'! Escaping sure is great! Warden: No one escapes Superjail! He's supposed to piss his bed and hide! He'll break! We got to act like the six! [ Both breathing heavily .]
Warden: [ Grunting .]
[ Both breathing heavily .]
[ Grunting .]
[ Gasps, growls .]
I ain't jumpin' in that stinkin'--aah! All six escapees went thataway.
Huh?! Aah! Warden: [ Laughing .]
Ugh! [ Gasps .]
[ Insects chirping .]
[ Grunts .]
Uh, yoo-hoo? [ Clears throat .]
Oh, fellas? Aah! Come out, come out, wherever you are.
Hope you brought your galoshes, 'cause I can keep this up all day.
[ Gasps .]
[ Gasps .]
Aah! Jared: [ Gasps .]
Alice: You weren't careful enough, moron.
Jared: Aah, this can't happen again! [ Projector whirring .]
What do we do?! Alice: Early lunch? Jared: Sounds good to me.
Warden: Thanks for the lift, fellas.
[ Banjo strumming .]
[ Insects chirping .]
Uh, say, you haven't seen any suspicious characters around, have you? [ Flies buzzing .]
[ Chuckles nervously .]
Thanks, uh, but I should really get back to work.
Aah! [ Grunts .]
[ Hearts pounding .]
Well, I suppose one afternoon couldn't hurt.
[ Jaunty music plays .]
Aah! Warden: Aah! [ Gasps .]
Aah! Bl-bl-bl-bl-bl! [ Sighs .]
Warden: [ Gasps .]
Ah.
Ugh.
[ Squealing .]
[ Shrieks, growls .]
Warden: Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! [ Babies screeching .]
Alice: [ Grunting .]
[ Electronic whirring .]
Jared: [ Munches, burps .]
[ Gasps .]
"Jailpup" marathon? Alice: Totally.
[ Electronic beeping, whirring .]
[ Grunts .]
[ Static hisses .]
Jared: He went down the pipes looking for the Superjail Six! Alice, he could find out the truth! Aah! Alice: Quiet! We can handle this.
We're not dumb rookies, like when you panicked.
I panicked?! You won't last five minutes! I'm gonna make you mine! You're just the right height for my wiener! Jared: Excuse me, sir.
The Warden told me to meet up with the new girl.
H-have you seen one? Aah! Alice: [ Grunts .]
[ Sneezes .]
Aah! Alice: Whoops.
First-day jitters.
Jared: Aah! Hmm? Jared: Get away from me! Murderer! [ Inmates grunting .]
Alice: Rape! Rape! [ Inmates grunting, screaming .]
Jared: Escape! Escape! [ Alarm blaring .]
Aah! Alice: [ Gasps .]
Help! [ Both grunting .]
[ Flies buzzing .]
Some plan! I got termites in my tokus 'cause of you! I not the one who lost our key, imbecile! Now shut up and forage! [ All cheering .]
[ Up-tempo music playing .]
Now no one can tell us apart.
Brothers gone bayou.
[ Grunting excitedly .]
Warden: Nice! Almost as nice as mine.
Best part of takin' up your lazy lifestyle.
I was a very important person before I came down here.
Now I'm a very important, relaxed person, and I'm staying forever! Trixie, feedin' time.
Daddy's chillin'.
[ Squealing .]
[ Grunts angrily .]
[ Speaking indistinctly .]
Warden: Timber! [ All gasp .]
I know, right? Thought I'd show you all how to double-task/relax.
And I didn't even ask a robot to do it for me or anything.
Maybe I'll build a new extension for the shack.
It could use some extra leg room since my last place was a tad bigger and nicer than a smelly old swamp hut.
But who's measuring? [ All grunting .]
Ooh, what's this, a parade in my honor? You guys are the best! Alice: Calm down.
What's the big-- [ Gasps .]
Warden: Alice, Jared, prepare for mayhem! Jared: Oh, God! Warden's rallied a whole army against us in revenge! Aah! [ Electronic beeping, whirring .]
[ Electricity zapping .]
[ Alligators screaming .]
Warden: You guys know how to party! [ Both gasp .]
[ Watch beeping .]
[ Snakes hissing .]
[ Gasps .]
Aah! Aah! [ Indistinct shouting .]
[ German accent .]
Quick! Take suicide pills in your false tooth und spare yourselves the pain! Jared: We don't have those.
Ha! Sure you do.
I do all sorts of stuff to you guys when you're asleep.
Auf wiedersehen! Jared: [ Gasps .]
[ All grunting, chirping .]
Gah! Huh.
Both: Ahh.
[ All screaming .]
Oh! [ Grunting .]
[ All screaming .]
Warden: Whee! [ Both gasping .]
Both: Huh? Warden: [ Chuckles .]
Ohh.
[ All groaning .]
Warden: [ Gasps .]
We made it back, fellas! [ Both gasp .]
Aah! Warden: There's nothing worse than party crashers! Chirp!
[ Grunts .]
[ Groaning .]
[ Insects chirping .]
Ah! Ah! [ Chickens clucking .]
[ Munching .]
[ Footsteps .]
Ah! [ Clucking continues .]
[ Alligators snarling .]
Whew! Ah! [ Screaming .]
Aah! [ Eggs sizzling .]
[ Groans .]
[ Gasping .]
[ Grunts .]
[ Screaming .]
[ Electronic beeping, whirring .]
[ Helicopter blades whirring .]
[ Alligators growling .]
[ Breathing heavily .]
[ Grunts .]
[ Both grunting .]
[ Inmates screaming .]
[ Sizzling .]
Jared: Aah! Alice: Come on.
Less doggin' it.
More uncloggin' it.
Jared: Aah! Sewer monster sucking my eyes out! Alice: Here's your sewer monster.
[ Gasps .]
I thought you buried this.
Jared: I did! We got to keep this from the Warden! Warden: Hey, I accidentally flushed another cummerbund.
Let me know if it turns up, okay? Jared: You can count on us, sir! [ Hisses .]
Huh? JN62EF1.
This here's from the legendary Superjail Six.
I was a whole man back then.
Still had my hair.
The Superjail Six-- they were the only boys so bad, they broke right out of this shit-hole and into the deadliest, stinkiest badlands.
[ Grunts .]
[ All grunt .]
Aah! Ugh! Ugh! Jared: Aah! [ All grunting .]
Staff was still pretty green.
Poor kids didn't know what to do.
[ Evil laughter .]
Hey, there'll be plenty of time for rapin' on the outside.
Let's go! Whoo-hoo! [ All cheering .]
[ Door creaks .]
Warden: Six failures.
Jared: You'll forget soon, sir.
[ Both gasp .]
Uh [ Whistles .]
[ Grunts, growls .]
Staff's done everything since then to make sure our poor old Warden don't remember his six failures and flip his purple lid again.
[ Mechanical whirring .]
[ Inmates screaming .]
[ Inhales sharply .]
[ Blows .]
[ Stomach growls .]
[ Inmates screaming .]
All we got to do is jog poor old Warden's memory, and he'll hole up like a troll! Then Superjail will be all mine! Hey! I meanours.
Shut up and shake your chains, dumbass! Us six guys sure are going to escape! Yeah! I love jumpin' into smelly pipes and escapin'! Escaping sure is great! Warden: No one escapes Superjail! He's supposed to piss his bed and hide! He'll break! We got to act like the six! [ Both breathing heavily .]
Warden: [ Grunting .]
[ Both breathing heavily .]
[ Grunting .]
[ Gasps, growls .]
I ain't jumpin' in that stinkin'--aah! All six escapees went thataway.
Huh?! Aah! Warden: [ Laughing .]
Ugh! [ Gasps .]
[ Insects chirping .]
[ Grunts .]
Uh, yoo-hoo? [ Clears throat .]
Oh, fellas? Aah! Come out, come out, wherever you are.
Hope you brought your galoshes, 'cause I can keep this up all day.
[ Gasps .]
[ Gasps .]
Aah! Jared: [ Gasps .]
Alice: You weren't careful enough, moron.
Jared: Aah, this can't happen again! [ Projector whirring .]
What do we do?! Alice: Early lunch? Jared: Sounds good to me.
Warden: Thanks for the lift, fellas.
[ Banjo strumming .]
[ Insects chirping .]
Uh, say, you haven't seen any suspicious characters around, have you? [ Flies buzzing .]
[ Chuckles nervously .]
Thanks, uh, but I should really get back to work.
Aah! [ Grunts .]
[ Hearts pounding .]
Well, I suppose one afternoon couldn't hurt.
[ Jaunty music plays .]
Aah! Warden: Aah! [ Gasps .]
Aah! Bl-bl-bl-bl-bl! [ Sighs .]
Warden: [ Gasps .]
Ah.
Ugh.
[ Squealing .]
[ Shrieks, growls .]
Warden: Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! [ Babies screeching .]
Alice: [ Grunting .]
[ Electronic whirring .]
Jared: [ Munches, burps .]
[ Gasps .]
"Jailpup" marathon? Alice: Totally.
[ Electronic beeping, whirring .]
[ Grunts .]
[ Static hisses .]
Jared: He went down the pipes looking for the Superjail Six! Alice, he could find out the truth! Aah! Alice: Quiet! We can handle this.
We're not dumb rookies, like when you panicked.
I panicked?! You won't last five minutes! I'm gonna make you mine! You're just the right height for my wiener! Jared: Excuse me, sir.
The Warden told me to meet up with the new girl.
H-have you seen one? Aah! Alice: [ Grunts .]
[ Sneezes .]
Aah! Alice: Whoops.
First-day jitters.
Jared: Aah! Hmm? Jared: Get away from me! Murderer! [ Inmates grunting .]
Alice: Rape! Rape! [ Inmates grunting, screaming .]
Jared: Escape! Escape! [ Alarm blaring .]
Aah! Alice: [ Gasps .]
Help! [ Both grunting .]
[ Flies buzzing .]
Some plan! I got termites in my tokus 'cause of you! I not the one who lost our key, imbecile! Now shut up and forage! [ All cheering .]
[ Up-tempo music playing .]
Now no one can tell us apart.
Brothers gone bayou.
[ Grunting excitedly .]
Warden: Nice! Almost as nice as mine.
Best part of takin' up your lazy lifestyle.
I was a very important person before I came down here.
Now I'm a very important, relaxed person, and I'm staying forever! Trixie, feedin' time.
Daddy's chillin'.
[ Squealing .]
[ Grunts angrily .]
[ Speaking indistinctly .]
Warden: Timber! [ All gasp .]
I know, right? Thought I'd show you all how to double-task/relax.
And I didn't even ask a robot to do it for me or anything.
Maybe I'll build a new extension for the shack.
It could use some extra leg room since my last place was a tad bigger and nicer than a smelly old swamp hut.
But who's measuring? [ All grunting .]
Ooh, what's this, a parade in my honor? You guys are the best! Alice: Calm down.
What's the big-- [ Gasps .]
Warden: Alice, Jared, prepare for mayhem! Jared: Oh, God! Warden's rallied a whole army against us in revenge! Aah! [ Electronic beeping, whirring .]
[ Electricity zapping .]
[ Alligators screaming .]
Warden: You guys know how to party! [ Both gasp .]
[ Watch beeping .]
[ Snakes hissing .]
[ Gasps .]
Aah! Aah! [ Indistinct shouting .]
[ German accent .]
Quick! Take suicide pills in your false tooth und spare yourselves the pain! Jared: We don't have those.
Ha! Sure you do.
I do all sorts of stuff to you guys when you're asleep.
Auf wiedersehen! Jared: [ Gasps .]
[ All grunting, chirping .]
Gah! Huh.
Both: Ahh.
[ All screaming .]
Oh! [ Grunting .]
[ All screaming .]
Warden: Whee! [ Both gasping .]
Both: Huh? Warden: [ Chuckles .]
Ohh.
[ All groaning .]
Warden: [ Gasps .]
We made it back, fellas! [ Both gasp .]
Aah! Warden: There's nothing worse than party crashers! Chirp!