Wynonna Earp (2016) s04e06 Episode Script

1
(Wynonna): Previously
on Wynonna Earp.
I will do anything
to get her back.
I did something terrible
when you were in the Garden.
- (Nedley): Some kind of hex?
- To the end of the Earps.
- The Clantons were dickheads.
- They murdered people,
- stole their land.
- Not a war, Holliday.
It's just a town.
Them women would have us
- both fight to the death.
- Peacemaker, come!
I want the woman
in the painting.
- (both): Rosita?!
- We need to focus on a cure.
Where we drown you
in salted holy water.
I love you.
Hey, I know how this looks,
but I'm asking you to trust us.
(suspenseful music)
Oh!
Okay, that's cold.
How you doing?
Like I'm about
35 shades of grey.
Is this much kink
necessary to break a spell?
- Technically, it's an exorcism.
- So yep.
Also, who was it
that cursed you again?
- The
- (gagging)
Jeremy, you know I can't say it
without barfing frogs!
Sorry. Just, final test
before you temporarily drown.
Super temporarily.
Once the hourglass runs out,
we bring you back,
spell's broken,
and we all go out
for veggie burgers
and flies fries.
Fries. Here.
Oh, she's froggin' gorgeous.
Well, I picked the cutest,
deadest one in the bucket.
Let's hop to it.
Grab that hex
and ribbit right out!
If you guys are gonna
to keep this up,
would you drown me instead?
We wouldn't be doing this
if we weren't sure
it would work.
Yeah. And if we didn't
have any other options.
Okay. So we're gonna monitor
your vitals.
Leave everything to magic,
nothing to chance.
(beeping)
- You ready?
- Well, I'd rather not
keep barfing frogs
and trying to kill my friends.
So, yeah.
Okay. Once you're under,
your consciousness
should transfer to the frog.
Two will become one.
My favorite Spice Girls song.
It's gotta be a good sign!
One with the frog.
Okay
(beeping)
- Hey.
- Hey.
No matter what happens,
don't let me come up
until it's done. Okay?
Okay.
And guys Thank you.
Okay.
(breathing deeply)
(suspenseful music)
(chanting incantation)
(chanting continues)
(beeping)
Okay, okay.
Her heart rate's
slowing down. Okay, good.
Good.
(gasping)
Oh, no. Her survival instinct's
kicking in!
Sorry, Nicole,
either I kill you now,
or you kill me later!
Keep incantating!
(chanting continues)
(intense music)
(continuous beep)
Okay. It's done.
(chanting)
Jeremy! What the hell
are you doing?
Oh, no.
Okay, I know how this looks,
but I'm asking you to trust us.
(ominous music)
Waverly! Don't interfere!
I'm gonna interfere
with your friggin' face!
What the hell did you do?
Is she dead?
Technically
(frog croaks)
Yes! It worked!
- It worked!
- What? What worked?
- Can't you see?
- She's in the frog!
You put my girlfriend
into a frog?
And you're welcome.
(hawk screeching)
Dead? Not quite.
(chuckling)
Testing our bonds, are you?
Well, it ain't that easy, Missy.
What I gave, I can take.
Yes. That will do.
(chuckling)
An eye for an eye,
a breath for a breath,
seek and destroy,
and be joined in death.
(whistling)
(growling)
(suspenseful music)
Waverly Earp.
Onward, my boy.
'Cause I gave you
all I got to give ♪
I know that ain't
no way to live ♪
So I told that devil ♪
To take you back ♪
I told that devil ♪
To take you back ♪
- It was her idea!
- What was?!
Handcuffing you to the bed,
the exorcism.
She knew you'd try
and stop her.
(Nedley chanting)
Look. According to the Maglu,
if we can't destroy
the spell-caster,
then we must cleanse
the one who's been cursed.
What, by drowning her?!
Temporarily.
Waves, as long as she stays
in the frog, she's okay.
She's not a strong swimmer.
Once the timer runs out,
the hex will be broken,
and we'll slowly revive her
without risking brain damage.
(frog croaking)
If you want to help,
just watch the frog.
(chanting continues)
Okay
Hi, sweetie-pie, it's me.
Are you really in there?
(frog croaking, Waverly gasps)
(croaking)
Rosita?! Of all the Revenants
who could have survived,
it's busty, brainy,
baby-stealing Ro-fucking-sita?
- So this is it.
- This is what?
Seventy-six down, one to go.
You're gonna kill me last,
like you said.
- Done.
- There will be no killing.
As much as I also crave
the satisfaction
We need you alive.
It's your lucky day.
- Come on.
- I can't, dummies!
Look, a year ago, maybe more,
there was this rumble,
some kind of earthquake.
Yeah. It was a doozy,
we were all shook.
You remember Creepy Phil?
The Revenant with all
the boils?
For reasons that are
unimportant right now,
he rounded up a posse
to hunt me down.
Did you steal his baby too?
I slept with his wife.
How nefarious.
I, for one, would love
to hear more.
(chuckling)
(clearing throat)
So I ran to the only place
that I thought I'd be safe.
This outcropping?
Revenants said stepping on it
made you feel
like you were turning
inside out.
But I've always had
a high pain tolerance.
Doc, you know that.
Anyway, I ran here,
with Phil and his posse
right on my tail,
and the rumbling got louder,
and then all
of the Revenants
poofed, one by one.
Leaving you
with boil-faced Phil
on inside-out island?
- Yeah.
- Except something changed.
We couldn't feel the pain
anymore.
And then Phil got handsy, so
I kicked the bastard
in the throat,
he fell off the rock,
and poof,
disappeared
with the rest of them.
Yeah, you did! Forget Phil.
Look,
it doesn't take a genius,
although I actually am one,
to figure out if he poofed,
then so would I.
Look, it's been great
catching up,
but I can't leave this island.
Now what?
Tie her up and hope she doesn't
spontaneously combust?
I don't need to know what
you two got up to in the sack.
- Look.
- Ammolite.
Revenant Kryptonite.
This rock formation
hurt Revenants
before the curse was broken.
So now, it must protect them.
If there's more, we can get
(mockingly):Rosita
off the island.
- The tribe has spoken.
- Tribe?
Just find more rainbow rocks
before I change my mind
and break her silky smooth neck.
(tense music)
Pick up, pick up, pick up!
(voicemail):
Hi, this is Waverly!
Leave a message,
and I'll ring-a-ding
- you right back!
- Oh, shit Ahh!
- Look what I got here.
- The little Earp lover.
Poking her nose
where it don't belong.
- Who sent you?
- Get bent.
- Was it Holliday?
- It was nobody! Let me go!
Sorry, Miss, no can do.
You brought this on yourself.
What are you going to do?
I need to make a call! Stop it!
Okay, her temperature
is stable.
Her heartbeat's been stopped
for almost five minutes.
Waverly? How much more time?
I don't know, forever?
- Next time, I'll get quicksand.
- (Nedley chanting)
- Wait! Okay!
- It's done. It's done!
What, is the spell broken?
Is she free?
We won't know
until she wakes up.
- You can that stop now.
- Oh. Thank Christ.
And start
the reversal incantation.
- Reversal?
- Yeah, we have to get her
out of the frog,
and back into her body.
- Can I at least get a
- Oh. Thank you.
Please, guys, hurry!
(Nedley chanting)
What are you waiting for!?
She's definitely
gonna punch me.
- Jeremy!
- No! Don't use those on her!
- Why not?
- Of course,
- because of the water!
- You can't paddle a flat-liner,
- Dr. Dingus!
- Well, okay, then what do I do?
(ominous music)
What was that?
I don't know. The wind?
(frog croaking)
Waverly?
I've been marked.
(screaming)
(screaming)
Billy! You're a Reaper now?
- What do you want?
- I don't know.
- To bring back Nicole's vitals!
- Not you! The Reaper!
(Reaper screeching)
What the hell are you doing?
- Can't you see it?
- Oh, the fudging Clantons!
I've been marked!
(screaming)
Oh, guys?
It She got out.
No, no, no, no! Nicole?!
Nicole! Whatever happens,
stay in that frog!
- Please!
- (screeching, screaming)
Okay! Oh, hey, hi, Nicole!
Oh, you're so cute. Okay.
No, no.
(Reaper screeching)
Okay, I got you, Nicole.
Oh! Argh! Nicole!
Come back here!
Please, please! No!
(croaking)
(Waverly): No!
(intense music)
(panting)
Holy shit!
Did you stop it?
Maybe?
No, baby. I did.
That's it?
There isn't much.
Ammolite is a rarity.
How are we gonna get her
all the way back
to the sanctuary?
Back stone moves
to front. Repeat.
Alright.
Rosita? Follow the path.
The ammolite
will keep you safe.
Yeah. From searing agony,
or you?
The rumbling you heard
was Bulshar
ending the curse, alright?
There's no Earp vs. Revenant
thing anymore.
We're good.
We don't need to fight.
It was your baby too.
I suppose you did
what you did to survive.
And I forgive you.
- Totes. Water under the bridge.
- (chuckling)
Yeah, mega convincing.
I can smell the grudge on you
like stale beer and Bubba Kush.
That's actually the smell
of my house almost burning down.
Pinky swear you won't hurt me.
- How old are you?
- Pinky swear!
Oh, my God.
We hereby pinky swear
that we'll not harm a hair
on your head.
Or anywhere else on my body.
The devil's in the details!
Alright, whatever.
Come on.
Okay.
(exhaling)
(suspenseful music)
(gasping)
Oh, my God. I did it!
(laughing)
And I don't feel anything.
Oh, thank you!
Oh! Whoa!
God, I forgot
how good you smell.
Thanks.
Wait, careful!
Can't have you poofing
out on us.
Okay.
(bells chiming)
What is that?
The Celtic Sisters knot
has appeared once more.
It's a shortcut. You coming?
To be among a plethora
of women scorned?
Doubt I'd be welcome, long as
I got Richard and The Twins.
Alright. On three
we step through.
Wait, what, women scorned?
And three!
(phone ringing)
Sheriff Clayborn?
To what do I owe
the pleasure?
Okay, so we have to figure out
which frog she's in.
Can we talk about this outfit?
This would be so much easier
if frogs had hair.
Come on, baby,
just give me a sign!
- I'm trying.
- A few more minutes,
and she's gonna have
permanent brain damage.
Much more,
and it'll be too late.
Okay, well
- Should I kiss them?
- Worth a shot.
- Uh, no! No, it is not!
- I am not in the frog!
Okay, come here,
little princess.
Just keep your tongue
to yourself, okay?
(frog croaking)
(smooching)
Did it.
- Yeah.
- Think she liked it?
Yeah, definitely.
Ah. So gross.
Alright, Sister
Granny Panties! Here she be.
A woman scorned.
My, you've done well,
Wynonna Earp.
Well, you want worthy,
you come to the best.
She's all yours.
- Hand over Peacemaker.
- What the hell?!
You're trading me?
It's better than killing you.
Forgiveness?
Well now look
who's holding a grudge.
My gun?
What are they gonna
do with me?
I didn't ask.
I just need to save my friend.
There was a time I thought
you and I were friends.
Rosita,
it's just survival.
Why does it always involve
women betraying women?
Just as I had hoped.
There is something between you.
Something delicious.
The derision. The disdain.
It would be a shame to waste it.
Lady, if shame's
what you're after,
I've got three seasons
of Flavor of Love on DVD, okay?
I don't give a rat's ass
about Rosita,
I just want my gun.
And you shall have it.
And a step closer to salvation.
If you live.
- What?
- What?
- (bell ringing)
- Battle to the death!
(tense music)
Okay, alright. Listen.
Sure we've had our ishes,
but there's no way
we're gonna
(all shouting)
(lively rock music)
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty,
where'd you go ♪
Ahh!
What happened to women
betraying women?
I saw an opening,
I jumped on it!
- I'll say.
- Like a sexy spider monkey!
- You lied!
- I promised not to hurt you.
So help me God!
I'm trying to keep my word!
Enough talk! Give in
to what you desire. Fight!
- (nuns shouting)
- You know what? Fuck it!
If I have to go through you
to get Peacemaker, I will.
I've fended off death
for 140 years.
I'm great at not dying.
Then remove
those tacky-ass hoops.
Oh, yeah?
Bring it.
(cheering)
(grunting)
Bitch, I have a lifetime
of settling arguments
with my fists and level three
BBD hand-to-hand combat.
And I got a big ole boot.
Son of a
(frog croaking)
- Well?
- Nope.
- I'm not feelin' it.
- That was the last one.
I can't believe she's not
trying to give us a sign.
There's never a damn
pottery wheel when you need one!
Ugh! I am! I just don't know
the rules of Ghost!
Um
Okay, what if
(gasps)
(buzzing)
(gasps)
Okay.
Oh, man. Now what
is with this light?
Oh, God,
I'm gonna have a seizure.
- That's a pattern.
- That could be a code.
You're right! Morse code!
Yes! Baby, you never cease
to surprise me.
Okay. Uh N.
N O T. Not.
I N
F R
O G.
- No, no, that's a B.
- Not in frob?
- Ugh! Close enough!
- Close enough!
- Okay, geez!
- She's not in the frog.
- But she is still here, right?
- Somewhere.
Astral-projection.
People say it can occur
near death.
Happened to me,
my third heart attack.
Found my remote
on top of the fridge.
- Okay. Nicole, we can hear you!
- What do we do?
(buzzing)
B A
S E
- M E
- Basement. Basement.
Yeah. She wants us
to go down there.
W-With the Reaper?
But that's insane! Nicole,
is that what you're saying?
D U H.
Well, that's her, alright.
Okay.
So you're gonna chat
with Nicole, through a creeper?
Reaper.
Someone in this room
made it their bitch,
and then tossed it
down the stairs,
and I think that someone
was a ginger goddess.
Besides, anyone got
a better idea?
Okay. I'll have to lower
her body temp to buy some time.
Like a frog
hibernating in winter.
Slowing down bodily functions
to prevent
cell deterioration.
- Great.
- But, if we lose the body,
I don't know what happens
to the spirit.
- Ready?
- Yep.
Good luck.
- Come on.
- I have no fucking clue
what's happening here,
but when in doubt
(snarling)
Nice Reaper.
(growling)
Billy, what did
they do to you?
(deep voice): Gave me the might
of a thousand ancestors.
Nicole?
Are you
Are you in the Reaper?
(Nicole): Tell her why I did it.
Tell her why I made
the deal with the witch!
Yes, tell me.
(deep voice): You will now die!
I've got him dead-to-rights!
- Maybe.
- No! Don't shoot!
It's Nicole now!
I thought
she was a goddamn frog!
She is a frog, and dead!
And also a Reaper.
Stay with the plot, Nedley!
Nicole, you are
gonna tell me everything.
Because if I you don't,
the love of my life might die,
and I'll get very angry,
and I don't even know
what might happen
if I get very angry.
Got it?
(snarling)
(cheering)
To the death! Or you'll never
see your little toy again!
You know what? If you had
your own little toy,
maybe you wouldn't be
so uptight!
Can you believe this shit?
(grunting)
(cheering, shouting)
You're all out of tricks,
Earp.
- Not quite.
- Ahh!
Oh!
- Thank you, Dolls.
- (laughing)
Why are you playing
the old hag's game?
I am a survivor.
Last words that'll look
super ironic on your tombstone.
The more you choke,
the harder I get.
Okay, boner.
Finish her!
- Demon nun.
- Of course.
- Ugh
- Listen.
- Yeah?
- We don't find my gun,
- we're both dead.
- Okay.
Is that a Hemsworth
in biking shorts?
A Xena reboot!
That's nice!
After them!
(deep voice): She's ours.
We have her soul.
She made a covenant.
A life for a life.
W-Why would she
Why would you make a deal
with the friggin' Clantons?
I didn't know
it was them, okay?
I waited 18 months.
I was desperate.
I should have believed
that you'd find a way home.
I'm sorry.
You will eat your own.
And I'm about to make you
eat baseball bat!
So how do we break
the covenant?
Impossible!
The Swamp Witch has bound her.
The covenant only ends
when both actors die.
One down, one to go.
I will fix this, Nicole.
No. Baby, stop.
We are many.
I'll take my chances, thanks.
(grunting)
(panting)
(door closing)
How many?
(growling)
Do not let that thing out.
Gonna need Annabelle.
What? Where are you going?
To have a little chat
with the Swamp Witch.
- This ain't no talking stick.
- I'm coming with you.
Randy, there's a Reaper
in the basement,
and my girlfriend is being
shocked like French beans.
Margo-Jean's son
is the Sheriff.
There are still laws.
Well, if Mam Clanton
put the spell on her,
it might be the only way.
(soft music)
Nicole?
You saved my life.
Now it's my turn.
Okay, so as soon
as Wynonna gets back
- with Peacemaker, we
- We don't have time!
Your plan didn't work!
Nicole wouldn't want it
this way.
If I don't end Mam Clanton,
there might not be a Nicole
to want anything.
Keep her alive.
For as long as you can.
(suspenseful music)
(shivering)
(nuns shouting)
You'll be safe in here.
Yeah, sure. Which one of these
pointy-shooty things
are you gonna kill me with?
That depends.
You gotten enough
off your ample, perfect chest?
Guess we can call a truce.
Good.
'Cause I am sick
and goddamn tired
of being told who to kill.
It's bad enough I have
the Clantons halfway up my hoop,
I don't need beef with you too.
- Clantons?
- (nuns shouting)
(doors rattling)
Grab something.
And keep an eye out
for a big-ass Buntline.
She is lying.
Gen Z knows more than she says,
we cannot let her live!
Just stay out of it, Cleo.
- Holt, we
- Mr. Holliday! Come on in.
Well, go figure.
Someone does care about you.
You owe me five bucks.
Take it out of whatever
it's gonna cost me
to bail you out.
I'm not interested
in your money.
Well then,
what do you propose?
- Ooh! Dance-off. Let's do this.
- You can have this back.
Now, go out there
and stare at it for a while.
I wanted to talk to you,
man to man.
I've been thinking about
what you said.
The blood we shed damns us all.
I'm tired, Holliday.
I'm tired of this fight.
Having a beef with enemies,
people that I barely even know,
because my ancestors
lost an unfair shootout.
No disrespect,
but your ancestors
were drunken assholes.
- As were your friends, and
- I was their Asshole King.
People can change.
I believe that.
I got a job now.
Where I can do some real good.
And there's a woman
who works at the diner.
And I would love
nothing more than to be able
to invite her out to dinner
at Shorty's.
And not have to worry
about an Earp
shooting me in the back.
So
We set enmity aside
for the sake of those
that bear our name,
present and future?
Not the past?
I am damn near
170 years old, Sheriff.
The past is but a burden.
What's done is done.
And as for Rachel?
Well, she made Billy happy.
He was a
He is a good kid.
He's never been poisoned
by the Clanton hate.
I believe it was the Bard
that wrote about
two love-struck kids
subverting a family vendetta.
Let us hope it's not too late
to give their story
a happier ending.
I will bring our proposition
to Margo-Jean,
if you bring it to the Earps.
Thank you, Doc Holliday.
(chuckling)
That still sounds weird.
Well, let this be
the beginning
of a new chronicle
Our own.
(sighs)
No magic gun? Sword?
Hmm. No. No ammo either.
Overcompensating battle axe
it is.
(choir singing)
The falsetto fuck
is that noise?
It's a requiem.
A mass for the dead.
Of whom I'm glad
you're not one?
Oh, grammar.
You surviving
makes me feel decent.
I don't play well
with the other gals,
but we could've hung out.
Well, up until you
Look, if the Earp Curse
is done, Wynonna,
then why do you
still need Peacemaker?
Because my work isn't done.
(thudding on door)
(nun): Open the door!
And neither is yours!
(choir continues singing)
With your holier-than-thou
attitude,
deciding who gets to wield
your rusty ass!
You think I'm not worthy?
Judgy tool!
You're the one hiding
like a little bitch!
(shouting, laughing)
Wynonna! They're coming!
The curse may be over,
but you know what?
Our enemies won't stop coming
just because we want them to!
And I know you want what I want!
(thudding on door)
To keep kicking evil ass.
Enough bullshit!
(choir continues singing)
I do what needs to be done
'cause I'm a hero!
You know what, yeah,
sometimes
that makes me a killer.
If you won't fight,
you're both going to die!
(resonating)
(choir continues)
Holy fuck.
Come to mama.
Hey, sexy.
(intense choir music)
(sighs)
Missed you too.
I am Medea.
Granddaughter of Helios.
Trifle with a woman scorned
at your own peril.
Man-made weapons?
(laughing)
(deep voice): We keep them here
so you fools
won't harm yourself.
You wanna tell her?
- Nah.
- (gun clicking)
Make your peace.
Fool.
(gunshot)
That felt good.
Wynonna
Maybe we should have
thought this one through.
You have freed us.
We are at your service.
Okay.
The Clantons are the dimwits
of the Earp legend, right?
Do you really think Sheriff
Creepy-Uncle-Vibe
is going to get crazy witch
to just forgive and forget?
These matters are best left
to adults,
not youngins that've
recently been heartbroken
by a certain young swain.
(Rachel scoffs): Swain?
Doc, I think they killed Billy!
Killed him? Their own kin?
I went to go find him,
but all I saw was his psycho mom
dripping blood on rocks,
and talking shit about Waverly.
- Where is she?
- She ain't answering my calls.
Now where are we going?
You are going home.
I am going to play consigliere.
Is there a single old
around here that can answer
a simple question?
You have broken
Medea's hold over us!
We are eternally thankful!
- Glad to be of help.
- Will you lead us?
Will you show us
how to become cleansed?
- (laughing)
- Hells no.
Sister Fact: nobody here
is more tainted than this guy.
Okay? Max taint all over this.
And I'm fine with that.
You guys, you're liberated. Go.
Taint yourselves. Taint.
We can't go.
Not without the pain.
Joanne? Is that you?
And Alma?
You know these wenches?
- Yeah. Some of them.
- From a long time ago.
Victims of Wyatt Earp.
Huh. America's most
beloved executioner.
(sighs)
He was such a dick.
- How did he?
- Collateral damage.
Wrong place, wrong time.
Cursed once,
but protected here, it seems.
I'll get you out.
All of you.
Okay, there's gotta be
a way to set you free.
Dude, we all don't have to be
like you to be free.
This place
is an upgrade on a rock.
Plus
They seem nice.
Oh
Yes, they do.
Alright, well if it makes
you happy, you do you.
(chuckling)
And you, and you, and you.
- Thanks for saving my ass.
- Well, be a shame not to.
(chuckling)
Oh, wait.
I need to tell you something.
Do you know why
I tried to steal Alice?
- (clearing throat)
- Insurance against
being Peacemakered to hell?
And I
had a buyer for your baby.
Margo-Jean Clanton.
Just
- I thought you should know.
- I gotta go.
- Uh
- (bells ringing)
We don't have to hug.
(Nedley chanting)
- What's the tea?
- Uh
- Oh, good.
- A rock with a "C" on it.
- Who's been marked?
- Waverly.
She's on her way
to Magpie Ranch right now.
With a shotgun.
Then so are we.
(soft suspenseful music)
- (sighs)
- God, what a dump.
OCD kicking in. Fight it, Waves.
You're not my Amazon delivery.
(gun clicking)
You frogged my girlfriend.
I'll give you one chance
to fix it
before I give you
a buckshot face lift.
Sweetie, I can't fix it.
That's not how a vendetta works.
We're Capulets and Montagues.
Hatfields and McCoys.
Earps and Clantons.
You should thank me.
How do you think he knew
what door to take
- out of the Garden?
- Gumption?
- (laughing)
- Oh, that girl begged me, so
I showed John Henry the way.
A blood feud can create
a powerful bond,
even in between
spiritual planes.
(laughing)
Oh, but she was feeble.
"Oh, please!
Help bring my angel back,
I'll do anything!"
- What did she do?
- She made a deal.
Doc comes back, with you in tow,
and Ms. Haught
delivers him to me.
Doc? What the hell
do you want with him?
He took everything from us.
At the O.K. Corral.
But I will ruin him,
his name, his reputation.
I will make him destroy
everything he loves.
You basic bitch!
Who gives a flippin' fudge
about the O.K. Corral anymore?!
If you don't release Nicole,
she'll die!
- You're young.
- You'll find someone else.
I'd rather die.
Then you'll be together.
(Waverly screaming)
My ancestors will devour her.
I have powers
you cannot comprehend!
Same, same, bitch.
(sizzling)
(gasping, screaming)
What did I do?
(gasping)
(coughing)
- Holy crap.
- Nicole?
Blink once
if you can hear me.
Why blink when I can talk?
Oh!
King of the Incantations!
It was the Swamp Witch.
- Jeremy, I'm so sorry.
- No, no, no, no.
At least you're not barfing up
a pond full of frogs!
You go, girl!
Okay, we need to warm
her up slowly
to prevent cardiac arrest.
Get some blankets.
I am so glad
that you didn't croak.
Yeah, but I frogged up bad.
Hey. It's just what happens
when we're not all together.
Now
Come here. Oh!
Oh!
(vehicle approaching)
(brakes squealing)
Wynonna.
Waves?
What happened, baby girl?
I think I goofed real bad.
- Oh, I just heard from Jeremy.
- Whatever you did,
it saved Nicole
from frog-barf-o-rama!
- She's okay?
- Oh, my God, it worked.
- More good news.
- Peacemaker?! How? What did y
Long story.
We have had ourselves a day.
Hey!
Don't you fucking move!
You murdered my mother?!
Why? Why?!
- I don't
- I don't know. I'm sorry.
We had one chance
to end this, Earp.
One goddamn chance.
And now there's nothing
you can do
to right the wrongs
of the O.K. Corral.
Oh, my God, get over it!
Your sicko witch mom
had it coming.
You make your peace, Earp.
(gunshot)
Lower your weapons!
Stand down!
Go ahead and off
this son of a bitch, Doc.
It's too late, Holliday.
It's too late.
It is never too late
to bury a grudge.
Doc.
I'm the Clanton heir now.
Ex-squeeze me? That's kind of
an exclusive title.
- I got no choice.
- The one thing
I have learned from Wynonna,
is there is always
another way
to confront a problem.
Whatever you may be up against,
we can work this out
for the good of our kin.
Together.
Like we agreed.
(both): You agreed?
Billy's gone.
Mam turned him.
He didn't deserve it.
A lot of innocents
have fallen victim to this feud.
(crying)
And your family has borne
more than its share
of the burden.
(soft music)
Let us get a drink.
(gunshot, grunts)
(soft music)
Thanks for distracting him.
How is she?
Not so hot, but
Alive and gargling
buckets of mouthwash.
What you did, Wynonna
It was so wrong.
- I believed in Holt.
- So did I.
He was right, they never
would've stopped coming for us.
There ain't a lick of honor
in shooting a man in the back.
(sighs)
My whole life
Demons, townspeople, enemies,
have tormented me
and my family, okay?
I have had to kill
again and again,
just to live another day, Doc.
Do you think I give a shit
about honor?
You have had to do
those things
because of Wyatt Earp.
- Yeah.
- You were his best friend!
- I was.
- I think you're just pissed
'cause he told the truth
about you in that video.
You think that
was the truth about me?
Maybe.
Do you want me
just to say it, Henry?
I like you because
you're not perfect.
You're all busted up inside,
like me.
I do not want to be, anymore.
- Must be nice to have a choice.
- You have a choice, Wynonna!
Did you ever wonder
why the Clantons
never turned Revenant?
It's because, yes, I had
to clean up Wyatt Earp's mess
when he shot and he ran.
At the O.K. Corral?
I killed them.
Doc. I never run.
And I never will.
(soft music)
I guess you and that gun
deserve each other.
It was the Clantons
who wanted Alice.
- Are you coming in?
- Yeah.
I'm not much
in the mood, darlin'.
Please. I'd like you both
to be here.
(eerie music)
To our first
and hopefully last exorcism!
Yes!
(door closing)
Oh, God. Hey!
I told you!
Never leave the frog.
Okay, I will add it
to my ever-growing list of apologies.
Fun new rule: from now on,
nobody brings themselves
to the brink of death
to fix a silly mistake.
- Oh, I'll drink to that.
- Uh, no you won't.
Okay
No.
(Rachel scoffs)
- Nikki-Nikki-Nine-Door?
- Oh, God, no.
I am recovering
from severe hypothermia.
- Yes, doctor's orders.
- Okay, I'll take one for you.
Are you two okay?
We're the same.
Ugh! Hey, Nic-averly!
Are you two young,
sexy smoke shows
- getting married, or what?
- Dude.
- Jeremy!
- Ugh, what?!
What have you been doing
all this time?
Okay, I mean, I get it,
I get it, you know,
In the Garden for 18 months,
defeating a shape shifter,
protecting the homestead,
a lot of lonely trapping, um
Yeah, never mind,
I'll shut up now.
(Nedley laughing)
- Actually, I did
- Well actually, I did have
(both):planned.
You did?
Me too.
My heart, it was so numb ♪
But now I can feel ♪
It feels like I'm falling ♪
And I don't know where ♪
But I'm spinning
with you, love ♪
So I don't even care ♪
Waverly Earp
Please.
Let me.
Stalling ♪
Falling ♪
Calling ♪
All in ♪
Nicole Haught.
Will you marry me?
Yes.
Yes.
(laughing)
Yes, I'll marry you.
Ah! Yes!
Yes!
(laughing)
Girls!
- Finally.
- Yay.
(Jeremy): We win!
I'm in the wedding party.
I hope.
I don't wanna presume. Ahh!
(Jeremy laughing)
I love you.
I love you too.