Barry (2018) s04e07 Episode Script
a nice meal
1
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
(WIND BLOWING)
(BARRY GASPING)
BARRY: Lord, please watch over me
and fill me with your courage and grace.
(VOICE BREAKING) Please
watch over my son John
and fill his heart
with his daddy's love.
JIM: So you're a man of God now?
BARRY: Please take away
all his nightmares.
JIM: You think because you've repented,
you get to choose where
you're gonna go after you die?
BARRY: Give his mother the
strength to look over him.
JIM: You know where you're
goin', and you're afraid.
BARRY (WHIMPERING): I just
want my boy to be safe.
- (WIND BLOWING, WAVES WASHING ASHORE)
- (BARRY GASPING)
BARRY: Why are you showing me this?
JIM: I'm not showin' you anything.
This is all in your head, Barry.
BARRY: Why can't I
feel my arms and legs?
JIM: I cut them off.
(BARRY CRYING)
BARRY: Please
JIM: I wanna watch you experience
seeing the people you love
- for the last time.
- (BARRY CRYING)
(DEEP, MENACING MUSIC)
BARRY: John
Oh, my God. (SOBS)
Oh, my God, John.
- (WHIMPERING)
- (DEEP, MENACING TONE)
- (SOBBING)
- (CACOPHONY SWELLS)
- (GASPS)
- (SILENCE)
- (WHIMPERING)
- (CHAIR CREAKING)
(BIRDS CHIRPING OUTSIDE)
(CAR PASSING)
TOM: "The world needs to
know what the studio is doing
by making this movie.
They are sensationalizing a tragedy
and elevating a murderer.
I will not let that happen."
There's all these comments.
Look at that, they're all positive.
- GENE: See? It's working.
- TOM: Yeah. You know,
this is like a really
interesting way to go, Gene.
Really.
I mean, I didn't think of
it before, but it's like
it's like y-you're decided
to take th-the more
honorable path, you know?
Hey, all I'm trying to
do is protect her memory.
I'll tell you what
you're doing with this.
You are showing them to be
the whores that they are!
That's what you're doing!
Yeah.
♪
(QUIET LOBBY CHATTER)
(SOMBER MUSIC)
VAL: They're waiting for you.
Who?
The men that we're going
to send to kill Fuches.
The Four Ultimate Badass Killers?
FUBKs. Yes.
Wait, those guys are real?
- VAL: Francisco Boya.
- NOHO HANK: Wow
VAL: Weapons expert.
Used to run missions
for the Clateen cartel.
- NOHO HANK: This is nice.
- VAL: Prefers to use a knife
because he likes to be
close to his victims.
NOHO HANK: Yes. Sold. Add to cart.
VAL: Konstantine Persky. Explosions.
NOHO HANK: Feel free to blow up
cars. Fuches, obviously. Right?
That'd be hilarious. Fuches
with dynamite tied to him.
- VAL: Like the Wile E. Coyote!
- NOHO HANK: Exactly. Next.
VAL: Todd Geer, ex-Special Forces.
Responsible for leading six coups.
- More like four and a half.
- NOHO HANK: Hey, don't downplay your accomplishments.
That's still a shitload of coups, Todd.
- Uh, yes, please.
- VAL: Isiah Ransone.
- NOHO HANK: Oh, he can get it.
- VAL: Sharpshooter.
- NOHO HANK: Of course he is.
- VAL: 500 confirmed kills.
NOHO HANK: Make that 501.
Okay, so when can we
expect this job to be done?
VAL: EOD.
And what does that mean?
- VAL: End of the day.
- Okay, then just say "end of day," alright?
You're not Special Forces
like Isiah Ransone over here.
Now, go.
Wipe them out.
Leave no witnesses.
And before you kill Fuches, tell him
"NoHo Hank did this."
- Oh God.
- (CAR PASSING)
John.
John
John, I don't want this to
be the last time I see you.
John.
(SOFT CRYING)
I love you so much.
- Please say something to me.
- (CHAIR RATTLING)
John, please say something.
John, please say something to me.
- (SLAMS HAMMER)
- Daddy loves you so much, John.
(PLIERS RATTLING)
- Oh shit
- (SNIPS, SLAMS)
- Oh.
- (JIM SIGHS)
Oh my Mr. Cousineau.
(CHAIR RATTLING)
Mr. Cousineau!
- (CHAIR RATTLING)
- Mr. Cousineau!
- (INAUDIBLE)
- Mr. Cousineau!
I'm so sorry!
Mr. Cousineau, I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry that happened!
I tried to fix things!
Honestly, I tried to fix things!
I tried to give you that money!
$250,000!
- (WHIMPERS)
- $250,000?
I was trying to fix things.
$250,000?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
F-For who, Barry?
Mr. Cousineau,
I'm so sorry.
(CRYING) I'm so sorry
- (CHAIR RATTLES)
- (DROPS KNIFE)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(BARRY WHIMPERS) Please turn this off!
Turn it off!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry
(MUSIC SWELLS)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC FADES OUT)
(PHONE BUZZING)
(BUZZING STOPS)
- Gene Cousineau.
- MATT ISERSON (ON PHONE): Mr. Cousineau,
I'm so happy I got a hold of you.
My name is Matt Iserson.
I'm an agent at UTA.
Oh, you're the guy that's gonna help me
take out an ad in "The
Hollywood Reporter"
about Warner Brothers
being such a dickhead
'cause they're trying to profit
off the murder of my girlfriend.
MATT: No. Actually, I-I'm
calling on behalf of a client.
He wants to play you in that movie.
Hey. Not interested.
MATT: My client is Daniel Day-Lewis.
From "My Left Foot"?
MATT: Wow, that's a deep cut, but yes.
Oscar-winner Daniel Day-Lewis.
He'd like to come out of
retirement to play you.
This is not Tony Danza
trying to fuck with me, is it?
MATT: I am not Tony Danza.
My name is Matt Iserson.
I'm an agent at UTA,
and I'd love to fill
you in on the details.
A-Are you open to that?
(NERVOUSLY RUBBING LEG)
(DEEP EXHALE)
- I guess I'm free today.
- MATT: Great.
- How about Toscana in an hour?
- Toscana, no.
I'll text you the location.
- (SLAPS PHONE)
- (SIGHS)
(PHONE BUZZING)
- Yes?
- SALLY (ON PHONE): Mr. Cousineau?
(TRAFFIC NOISE OVER PHONE)
- Mr. Cousineau, are you there?
- Sally?
(TRAFFIC NOISE CONTINUES)
- SALLY: You're alive?
- Uh, yeah.
SALLY: Oh, thank God.
So are you.
SALLY: Okay, uh, listen, I
I need your help.
Anything, sweetheart.
But wh-where are you?
I'm in Los Angeles with my son.
John! Stay close to me!
Yeah. Um, listen, um
We're at the airport. Um,
can you come pick us up?
(TRAFFIC NOISE CONTINUES)
- Now?
- SALLY: Yeah. It would be a huge help.
Yeah, no. No, I-I
have to go to Tosca
I-I have a I have a
meeting, I just can't miss it.
Can't you reschedule?
(TRAFFIC NOISE CONTINUES)
I'll tell you what.
Go to my house, and
we'll meet there later.
Yeah. Okay. Okay.
- Do you remember the address?
- SALLY: Yeah, I remember.
- Okay.
- SALLY: Okay, I'll see you soon.
- (CALL DISCONNECTED TONE)
- (SIGHS)
(PANTING) Okay.
Look, we need to find a
way to get to Cousineau's.
He's an old friend of mine.
We're gonna meet your daddy there, okay?
- And once we find him
- (PLANE APPROACHING)
- everything's gonna be okay. Okay?
- (PLANE ROARING)
Come on. Come on, come on!
(PLANE FADING)
I got your text!
What's the word on the FUBKs?
They landed about an hour ago.
We lost communication with them.
Okay
Can you find communication?
VAL: We, uh,
we just got a delivery. From Fuches.
- It's their heads.
- We don't know that yet.
(CARDBOARD RUSTLING)
It's a head.
I can, uh, find a couple more FUBKs.
FUBKs don't just grow out of
the ground like mint, okay?
(SIGHS) It's another head.
I will go alone and, uh,
avenge the FUBKs for
Oh, yeah? You're gonna go on
a suicide mission, Val, huh?
Listen, I need you, okay?
You're my support system.
- Why am I still opening these?
- (SIGHS) Thank God.
- (CARDBOARD RUSTLING)
- Ah, Isiah!
Fuck. Even in death,
just an absolute fox.
ACCOMPLICE: Can I make a suggestion?
I think getting the
monsters out of the house
is more important than the house.
You know what? You're
absolutely fucking right.
Fuck that house. It is dead to us.
Let's take care of this shit ourselves.
Let's ride.
(MOP SQUISHING)
FUCHES: I understand what you
guys witnessed earlier today
was upsetting. That true?
What about it upsets you?
You cutting off their heads.
I see. Well
The Raven's flock are blood artists.
We are modern-day barbarians.
Our clay are the beating
hearts of our enemy.
No, yeah, you've told us
this a number of times.
Right, right, but me saying it
and you saying it, two different things.
- That's right.
- FUCHES: Yeah.
(INHALES)
Shit. Okay.
Well, should've thought this out more.
(SUCKS TEETH)
- May I make a suggestion?
- FUCHES: Mm-hmm.
Next time we capture enemies,
I or one of the guys take
the ladies out for a meal,
so they're not here when shit goes down.
Nice. It's a nice idea. Delightful meal.
And when you come back,
it's all cleaned up.
Yo, that was, like, a
sneak attack, though.
I-I'm not trying to be all whatever,
- but can't really, like, plan for those.
- Right. I get it. Right, right.
(CLICKS TONGUE) Yo, what about, uh,
like, noise-canceling headphones?
(FUCHES SIGHS)
You could put on a movie.
But those guys were
screaming really loud.
You could just put the volume up.
If it's a "Fast and
Furious," you won't hear shit.
That's not gonna drown out dudes
gettin' their heads cut off.
The one with the planes on the runway.
I saw it in the theaters, and
my ears are ringing for days.
What, was that "Tokyo Drift"? Is
that the one with Lil' Bow Wow?
No, it's "Furious 6."
Uh, came out, like, 2013.
- Six? I didn't see Six.
- That's the one
where Toretto comes out
the front of the plane
It doesn't matter. They're all loud.
You gotta have a legit soundbar
if you want that to work, dude.
Soundbar or no soundbar,
the movie is loud.
Okay, muchacho (SPEAKING SPANISH)
"Fasty Furious"
(CONTINUES IN SPANISH)
Okay? (SPEAKING SPANISH)
I still think I can
time it where we get them
out of the house for a nice
meal before shit goes down.
- (BIRDS CHIRPING)
- (STREAM FLOWING)
Gene Cousineau? Matt Iserson.
Pretend you don't know me.
Um
Uh (CLEARS THROAT)
Daniel hasn't been this
excited about a role in ages
Act like you're talking on your phone.
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
Daniel really loved the
complexity of your character.
The, uh, pathos, the
courage, the huge personality.
I-It's the total package.
But, i-in today's
landscape, unfortunately,
Daniel's not enough.
It's why we need to
attach another big name
- for the role of Berkman.
- Are you telling me
that Daniel can't get a movie made?
Not a theater movie.
Maybe a phone movie.
But, I think this story is big.
- I-It's not small.
- Yeah, right.
And I have a client
who wants to play Barry.
Mark Wahlberg.
Mark Wahlberg?
Are you shitting me?
Well, we ran this through
our marketing division,
and if we brought Mark on,
the studios would be in
a bidding war tomorrow.
Hm
Well,
this would be a great way to
get Janice's story out there.
- MATT: It would, and that's what we hope.
- Yeah.
But we do have one
problem with Mark, though.
He doesn't wanna play a cop killer.
And seeing as this Berkman
guy killed your girlfriend,
that's a no-go.
Look, Barry is a very,
uh, complicated guy,
but a sympathetic soul.
You know, it, it
He loves my character so much,
it made him do stupid things, like
killing my girlfriend.
- Really?
- GENE: Yeah.
Because Mark is concerned
h-he's kind of a villain.
(INHALES)
But he was so desperate
to have a father figure.
Mark will relate to
that, and Daniel will know
exactly what to do with my character.
MATT: Oh God. (LAUGHS)
He'll kill it. Mm.
Look.
There is so much more than people know.
I mean, what you think you've seen,
what you think you've heard,
it is only the tip of the iceberg.
This is not a good-guy, bad-guy story.
It goes way deeper than
that. S-So much deeper.
Well, Mark wants this role
before it goes on the market,
so he's willing to
come on as a producer.
Anything to lock it down.
- How would you feel about meeting with him?
- Would he come here?
In the woods? No. No, no.
He's very frightened of the woods.
He'd like to meet you
at the Four Seasons.
In Beverly Hills.
(MUFFLED ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
(CAR DOORS SHUT)
(CAR DOOR SHUTS)
(CARS DEPART)
- (MUSIC CONTINUES, UNMUFFLED)
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(TIRES SQUEALING)
Okay. Come on, come on, come
on. Here you go. Here you go.
- Yeah. Okay.
- Come on. There you go. Put it in.
Eat your food. Eat your food.
NOHO HANK: Okay.
One. Two. Three.
(CLICK, ROCKET WHOOSHES)
ENTOURAGE: Whoa Hey!
- What was that?
- (DISTANT EXPLOSION)
- NOHO HANK: Hm.
- What the fuck was that?
Alright, well, load up the next one.
This was it. Only one.
You thought we were gonna get
it on the first fucking try?
Well, these are very
expensive. I'm thinking budget.
ENTOURAGE: Hey, asshole!
- (GUNFIRE)
- Shit. Shit. Okay.
Come on. Come on. Let's go. Let's
go. That didn't work. Let's
- No, no, no, no, no, no! Let's go!
- (BULLETS HITTING CAR)
- Thank you. Thank you!
- (CAR DOOR OPENS, SHUTS)
- (CAR DOOR SHUTS)
- (ENGINE STARTS)
- (TIRES SQUEALING)
- (GUNFIRE CONTINUES)
- (ENGINE ROARING)
- (BULLETS RICOCHETING)
- (ENTOURAGE YELLING)
- (WINDOWS BREAKING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(LINE RINGING)
NOHO HANK (ON PHONE):
Oh shit! Call them off!
FUCHES: Why are you
shootin' rockets at my house?
NOHO HANK: Fucking call them off!
FUCHES: (LAUGHS) You think you
can get rid of me that easy?
- NOHO HANK: You killed my fucking driver!
- FUCHES: No shit.
- Well, you're next, asshole.
- (GUNFIRE CONTINUES)
NOHO HANK: Oh, fuck! Oh,
fuck! Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!
(YELPS ON PHONE)
(GRUNTING, YELPING)
Oh God! (GRUNTS, SCREAMS)
(CLATTERING OVER PHONE)
(GLITCHING STATIC, CALL DISCONNECTS)
(MUFFLED TV CHATTER)
(GASPS)
(CHAIR CREAKING)
(STRAINING)
(SIGHING)
(CHAIR CREAKING)
(GRUNTING)
(THUD)
- (KNIFE RATTLING)
- (SIGHS)
(SCRAPING ROPES)
(KNIFE SLICES)
(SCRAPING, SLICING ROPE)
(RATTLING KNOB)
- (LOCK CLICKS, KNIFE SLICES)
- Ah! Shit.
- (CROWD CHEERING, ANNOUNCER ON TV)
- (SIGHS)
(DOOR CREAKS)
(WINCES) Fuck.
- (SIGHS)
- (DOOR CREAKS)
(DOOR SHUTS)
(TV CHATTER CONTINUES)
ANNOUNCER (ON TV): That
touchdown's supposed to be
the game winner for Pittsburgh.
Hello, everyone, and welcome back.
We're taking a look at some
of today's earlier matchups
around the league.
Now, let's focus on the next
big game we've got coming up.
Boston versus Los Angeles.
I'm here in studio with Matt and Sean
(WINCING)
(SIGHS) Fuck.
(WINCING)
(TV CHATTER CONTINUES)
(GROANS)
Oh no.
- (THUDDING, BANGING)
- (WOOZY GROAN)
(SHALLOW BREATHING)
- (SIGHS)
- ANNOUNCER (ON TV): Matt, what do you think?
(KNOCKING)
(WAVES WASHING ASHORE, BIRDS CHIRPING)
(DOOR OPENS)
VAL: Hello. I believe my friend is here.
(SLIGHT GASP) Yeah, got
him right here. He's here!
Okay. Thank you, Miss Phoebe,
for letting me use your phone.
- No problem.
- Here. I don't want this.
Hey.
- You only gave us one rocket.
- You told us to watch the budget.
Yeah, I was talking
about office supplies.
I see.
This war on Fuches has
entered a new phase.
And what do we call this phase?
The "give Fuches whatever
he fucking wants" phase.
But Barry can be anywhere in the world.
♪
Okay, the acting teacher
knows where he is.
Go to his house.
Put him in a sack.
Bring him to me.
(BANGING ON DOOR)
SALLY: Mr. Cousineau!
(BANGING)
- Mr. Cousineau! Hello?
- (WIND BLOWING)
(BANGING)
Fuck! You fucking said
you would fucking be here.
- Shit.
- (TYPING ON PHONE)
- When's Dad getting here?
- I don't know, okay?
- JOHN: Can you try calling him again?
- Look, I
I just di Um
Mr. Cousineau's gonna be here soon,
and then your dad will arrive,
and then after they, you know, talk,
um, then we'll all be together
again as a family. Okay?
- (TYPING)
- And then, what are we gonna do?
Well, then we're just gonna
keep doing what we're doing.
(PANTING)
- (SOUND FADES OUT)
- (SHALLOW BREATHING)
(INHALES)
(EXHALES)
- (GASPS)
- JOHN: Mom?
You look like you're gonna cry.
- (SIGHS)
- (SOUND FADES IN)
- Fuck. (PANTING)
- (DOG BARKING)
(LEAVES RUSTLING)
- (DISTANT POLICE RADIO CHATTER)
- (DOG COLLAR JINGLING)
You stay here, okay?
(DISTANT POLICE RADIO CHATTER CONTINUES)
(NERVOUS BREATHING)
(QUIETLY) Hey
- (DOG COLLAR JINGLING)
- WOMAN: Okay, take care. Bye.
(PAGER BEEPING)
(QUIETLY) Hey. Hey.
- (RADIO CHATTER)
- Hey. Hi. Sir?
(LOUDER) Sir? Hi. I, um
Uh, my son? My son and I.
I, uh, um
I wanna turn myself in.
Uh, my name is Sally Reed, and I
What are you talking about, ma'am?
(WIND BLOWING)
Uh
Is there something you wanna say to me?
No.
OFFICER: Alright, well, have a good day.
(FOOTSTEPS RECEDE)
(CAR DOOR OPENS)
(CAR DOOR SHUTS)
- (ENGINE STARTS)
- (SIGHS)
JOHN: Mom!
- Mom! Mom!
- (CAR DRIVING AWAY)
Is okay. It's okay.
♪
(SHALLOW BREATHING)
Oh, Mark is so excited
about this meeting.
Oh, which way It's this way.
- (SNIFFS) Are you nervous? You look nervous.
- A little bit. A little bit.
Oh, don't be nervous. Seriously.
He doesn't like nervous.
- Okay Okay!
- He doesn't like nervous.
- Mark, it's Matt! (COUGHS)
- (DOOR CREAKS)
Hey, Mark, I have Gene here with me.
(JIM SIGHS)
You wanna tell us why Barry Berkman
gave you $250,000, Gene?
I never asked for that money.
Why'd you neglect to mention it to us?
Because no one was
paying attention to me,
and when you finally did, well,
I had already spent, like, some of it.
Y-You have no idea the
tension that I was in.
The stress I was feeling.
H-He threw me in a trunk!
Did you shoot your son
because he found out his house
was paid for with Chechen drug money?
Now, that is crazy.
Leo, come on. You can't believe that.
You never could give me a
straight answer about the cash.
JIM: You changed your story.
Why are you telling
everyone that Barry is a
sympathetic soul?
I would never say something like that.
That's not what you told me. (SCOFFS)
Who the fuck are you?
Sorry. (LAUGHS) I'm Brad. I'm an actor.
Um, I was actually in your
Shakespeare class in 2004.
I did a scene from, uh, "The
Merry Wives of Windsor"
Detective Moss killed a
Chechen gangster at your theater
where they found drug money.
She was on to you.
So, you invited her up to your
cabin, where you had Barry,
a guy you claim would
do whatever you say,
murder her.
- That's disgusting.
- And when we found her body,
you were there with Barry and
a Chechen criminal assassin
known as
the Raven.
H-He's not even a real person!
We know he's real.
This is insane.
Y-You know me. Wh-What are you I
Gene.
You are a great actor.
♪
(HEAVY BREATHING)
(DOOR OPENS)
(GASPS)
Sally Reed.
(SCOFFS)
Great.
(HEAVY BREATHING)
(DOOR SHUTS)
(SPORTS CHATTER ON TV)
(CHRISTIAN ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
(GASPS)
(SIGHS)
Home sweet home here ♪
In the house of the Lord ♪
Bet you wanna sing hallelujah ♪
Bet you say an amen ♪
Can't help but celebrate being ♪
(MUSIC STOPS)
Sally? Sally.
I'm okay. (PANTING)
Listen, I'm sorry I
haven't gotten back to you.
Hey, man!
I've got two people here
who want to say hi to you.
Say hello.
Say it!
- Dad, please come get us!
- (MONOTONE) Barry, help us.
(SIGHS) I'll text you the address.
Come quick if you want
to see your family again.
- (CALL DISCONNECTS)
- (HEAVY BREATHING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(SHUDDERING BREATHS)
(MUSIC CRESCENDOS)
(INSECTS CHIRPING)
ANNOUNCER 1 (ON TV): You've got
one wide receiver lined up left,
three more, including the
tight end, on the right.
The running back Donovan lines
up on the left side of that.
ANNOUNCER 2 (ON TV): Don't be
surprised if we see a screen pass here.
LA will pull that from time to time.
ANNOUNCER 1: Ball is hiked.
Evans looks right at his target.
He fakes! Oh, here we go!
Screen pass to the left for Donovan.
The rookie left tackle Galins
and a convoy of other linemen
are barreling down the left side
flanking any Boston defenders!
Look at him go! Donovan
still on his feet,
using his linemen as a shield.
And he is finally brought down
by Boston linebacker McCracken
at the 22-yard line.
ANNOUNCER 2: What a play by LA.
Just when you thought
the white flag was flown,
Rusis pulls out the
screen pass play call.
And Boston, uncharacteristically,
they fell for it.
There's normally a linebacker
who will act as a spy
for the running back in this situation
but Boston sent him after Evans.
Now that leaves the other two in charge
of the rest of LA's receivers
and it allows Donovan to run freely
for a massive gain.
If McCracken noticed this
play just a second later,
we could very well have been looking at
six points on the board for Los Angeles.
ANNOUNCER 1: Los Angeles is now
well within field goal range
but also just outside of the red zone.
How would you play this one, PG?
ANNOUNCER 2: I-I'd say play conserv
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
(WIND BLOWING)
(BARRY GASPING)
BARRY: Lord, please watch over me
and fill me with your courage and grace.
(VOICE BREAKING) Please
watch over my son John
and fill his heart
with his daddy's love.
JIM: So you're a man of God now?
BARRY: Please take away
all his nightmares.
JIM: You think because you've repented,
you get to choose where
you're gonna go after you die?
BARRY: Give his mother the
strength to look over him.
JIM: You know where you're
goin', and you're afraid.
BARRY (WHIMPERING): I just
want my boy to be safe.
- (WIND BLOWING, WAVES WASHING ASHORE)
- (BARRY GASPING)
BARRY: Why are you showing me this?
JIM: I'm not showin' you anything.
This is all in your head, Barry.
BARRY: Why can't I
feel my arms and legs?
JIM: I cut them off.
(BARRY CRYING)
BARRY: Please
JIM: I wanna watch you experience
seeing the people you love
- for the last time.
- (BARRY CRYING)
(DEEP, MENACING MUSIC)
BARRY: John
Oh, my God. (SOBS)
Oh, my God, John.
- (WHIMPERING)
- (DEEP, MENACING TONE)
- (SOBBING)
- (CACOPHONY SWELLS)
- (GASPS)
- (SILENCE)
- (WHIMPERING)
- (CHAIR CREAKING)
(BIRDS CHIRPING OUTSIDE)
(CAR PASSING)
TOM: "The world needs to
know what the studio is doing
by making this movie.
They are sensationalizing a tragedy
and elevating a murderer.
I will not let that happen."
There's all these comments.
Look at that, they're all positive.
- GENE: See? It's working.
- TOM: Yeah. You know,
this is like a really
interesting way to go, Gene.
Really.
I mean, I didn't think of
it before, but it's like
it's like y-you're decided
to take th-the more
honorable path, you know?
Hey, all I'm trying to
do is protect her memory.
I'll tell you what
you're doing with this.
You are showing them to be
the whores that they are!
That's what you're doing!
Yeah.
♪
(QUIET LOBBY CHATTER)
(SOMBER MUSIC)
VAL: They're waiting for you.
Who?
The men that we're going
to send to kill Fuches.
The Four Ultimate Badass Killers?
FUBKs. Yes.
Wait, those guys are real?
- VAL: Francisco Boya.
- NOHO HANK: Wow
VAL: Weapons expert.
Used to run missions
for the Clateen cartel.
- NOHO HANK: This is nice.
- VAL: Prefers to use a knife
because he likes to be
close to his victims.
NOHO HANK: Yes. Sold. Add to cart.
VAL: Konstantine Persky. Explosions.
NOHO HANK: Feel free to blow up
cars. Fuches, obviously. Right?
That'd be hilarious. Fuches
with dynamite tied to him.
- VAL: Like the Wile E. Coyote!
- NOHO HANK: Exactly. Next.
VAL: Todd Geer, ex-Special Forces.
Responsible for leading six coups.
- More like four and a half.
- NOHO HANK: Hey, don't downplay your accomplishments.
That's still a shitload of coups, Todd.
- Uh, yes, please.
- VAL: Isiah Ransone.
- NOHO HANK: Oh, he can get it.
- VAL: Sharpshooter.
- NOHO HANK: Of course he is.
- VAL: 500 confirmed kills.
NOHO HANK: Make that 501.
Okay, so when can we
expect this job to be done?
VAL: EOD.
And what does that mean?
- VAL: End of the day.
- Okay, then just say "end of day," alright?
You're not Special Forces
like Isiah Ransone over here.
Now, go.
Wipe them out.
Leave no witnesses.
And before you kill Fuches, tell him
"NoHo Hank did this."
- Oh God.
- (CAR PASSING)
John.
John
John, I don't want this to
be the last time I see you.
John.
(SOFT CRYING)
I love you so much.
- Please say something to me.
- (CHAIR RATTLING)
John, please say something.
John, please say something to me.
- (SLAMS HAMMER)
- Daddy loves you so much, John.
(PLIERS RATTLING)
- Oh shit
- (SNIPS, SLAMS)
- Oh.
- (JIM SIGHS)
Oh my Mr. Cousineau.
(CHAIR RATTLING)
Mr. Cousineau!
- (CHAIR RATTLING)
- Mr. Cousineau!
- (INAUDIBLE)
- Mr. Cousineau!
I'm so sorry!
Mr. Cousineau, I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry that happened!
I tried to fix things!
Honestly, I tried to fix things!
I tried to give you that money!
$250,000!
- (WHIMPERS)
- $250,000?
I was trying to fix things.
$250,000?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
F-For who, Barry?
Mr. Cousineau,
I'm so sorry.
(CRYING) I'm so sorry
- (CHAIR RATTLES)
- (DROPS KNIFE)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(BARRY WHIMPERS) Please turn this off!
Turn it off!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry
(MUSIC SWELLS)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC FADES OUT)
(PHONE BUZZING)
(BUZZING STOPS)
- Gene Cousineau.
- MATT ISERSON (ON PHONE): Mr. Cousineau,
I'm so happy I got a hold of you.
My name is Matt Iserson.
I'm an agent at UTA.
Oh, you're the guy that's gonna help me
take out an ad in "The
Hollywood Reporter"
about Warner Brothers
being such a dickhead
'cause they're trying to profit
off the murder of my girlfriend.
MATT: No. Actually, I-I'm
calling on behalf of a client.
He wants to play you in that movie.
Hey. Not interested.
MATT: My client is Daniel Day-Lewis.
From "My Left Foot"?
MATT: Wow, that's a deep cut, but yes.
Oscar-winner Daniel Day-Lewis.
He'd like to come out of
retirement to play you.
This is not Tony Danza
trying to fuck with me, is it?
MATT: I am not Tony Danza.
My name is Matt Iserson.
I'm an agent at UTA,
and I'd love to fill
you in on the details.
A-Are you open to that?
(NERVOUSLY RUBBING LEG)
(DEEP EXHALE)
- I guess I'm free today.
- MATT: Great.
- How about Toscana in an hour?
- Toscana, no.
I'll text you the location.
- (SLAPS PHONE)
- (SIGHS)
(PHONE BUZZING)
- Yes?
- SALLY (ON PHONE): Mr. Cousineau?
(TRAFFIC NOISE OVER PHONE)
- Mr. Cousineau, are you there?
- Sally?
(TRAFFIC NOISE CONTINUES)
- SALLY: You're alive?
- Uh, yeah.
SALLY: Oh, thank God.
So are you.
SALLY: Okay, uh, listen, I
I need your help.
Anything, sweetheart.
But wh-where are you?
I'm in Los Angeles with my son.
John! Stay close to me!
Yeah. Um, listen, um
We're at the airport. Um,
can you come pick us up?
(TRAFFIC NOISE CONTINUES)
- Now?
- SALLY: Yeah. It would be a huge help.
Yeah, no. No, I-I
have to go to Tosca
I-I have a I have a
meeting, I just can't miss it.
Can't you reschedule?
(TRAFFIC NOISE CONTINUES)
I'll tell you what.
Go to my house, and
we'll meet there later.
Yeah. Okay. Okay.
- Do you remember the address?
- SALLY: Yeah, I remember.
- Okay.
- SALLY: Okay, I'll see you soon.
- (CALL DISCONNECTED TONE)
- (SIGHS)
(PANTING) Okay.
Look, we need to find a
way to get to Cousineau's.
He's an old friend of mine.
We're gonna meet your daddy there, okay?
- And once we find him
- (PLANE APPROACHING)
- everything's gonna be okay. Okay?
- (PLANE ROARING)
Come on. Come on, come on!
(PLANE FADING)
I got your text!
What's the word on the FUBKs?
They landed about an hour ago.
We lost communication with them.
Okay
Can you find communication?
VAL: We, uh,
we just got a delivery. From Fuches.
- It's their heads.
- We don't know that yet.
(CARDBOARD RUSTLING)
It's a head.
I can, uh, find a couple more FUBKs.
FUBKs don't just grow out of
the ground like mint, okay?
(SIGHS) It's another head.
I will go alone and, uh,
avenge the FUBKs for
Oh, yeah? You're gonna go on
a suicide mission, Val, huh?
Listen, I need you, okay?
You're my support system.
- Why am I still opening these?
- (SIGHS) Thank God.
- (CARDBOARD RUSTLING)
- Ah, Isiah!
Fuck. Even in death,
just an absolute fox.
ACCOMPLICE: Can I make a suggestion?
I think getting the
monsters out of the house
is more important than the house.
You know what? You're
absolutely fucking right.
Fuck that house. It is dead to us.
Let's take care of this shit ourselves.
Let's ride.
(MOP SQUISHING)
FUCHES: I understand what you
guys witnessed earlier today
was upsetting. That true?
What about it upsets you?
You cutting off their heads.
I see. Well
The Raven's flock are blood artists.
We are modern-day barbarians.
Our clay are the beating
hearts of our enemy.
No, yeah, you've told us
this a number of times.
Right, right, but me saying it
and you saying it, two different things.
- That's right.
- FUCHES: Yeah.
(INHALES)
Shit. Okay.
Well, should've thought this out more.
(SUCKS TEETH)
- May I make a suggestion?
- FUCHES: Mm-hmm.
Next time we capture enemies,
I or one of the guys take
the ladies out for a meal,
so they're not here when shit goes down.
Nice. It's a nice idea. Delightful meal.
And when you come back,
it's all cleaned up.
Yo, that was, like, a
sneak attack, though.
I-I'm not trying to be all whatever,
- but can't really, like, plan for those.
- Right. I get it. Right, right.
(CLICKS TONGUE) Yo, what about, uh,
like, noise-canceling headphones?
(FUCHES SIGHS)
You could put on a movie.
But those guys were
screaming really loud.
You could just put the volume up.
If it's a "Fast and
Furious," you won't hear shit.
That's not gonna drown out dudes
gettin' their heads cut off.
The one with the planes on the runway.
I saw it in the theaters, and
my ears are ringing for days.
What, was that "Tokyo Drift"? Is
that the one with Lil' Bow Wow?
No, it's "Furious 6."
Uh, came out, like, 2013.
- Six? I didn't see Six.
- That's the one
where Toretto comes out
the front of the plane
It doesn't matter. They're all loud.
You gotta have a legit soundbar
if you want that to work, dude.
Soundbar or no soundbar,
the movie is loud.
Okay, muchacho (SPEAKING SPANISH)
"Fasty Furious"
(CONTINUES IN SPANISH)
Okay? (SPEAKING SPANISH)
I still think I can
time it where we get them
out of the house for a nice
meal before shit goes down.
- (BIRDS CHIRPING)
- (STREAM FLOWING)
Gene Cousineau? Matt Iserson.
Pretend you don't know me.
Um
Uh (CLEARS THROAT)
Daniel hasn't been this
excited about a role in ages
Act like you're talking on your phone.
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
Daniel really loved the
complexity of your character.
The, uh, pathos, the
courage, the huge personality.
I-It's the total package.
But, i-in today's
landscape, unfortunately,
Daniel's not enough.
It's why we need to
attach another big name
- for the role of Berkman.
- Are you telling me
that Daniel can't get a movie made?
Not a theater movie.
Maybe a phone movie.
But, I think this story is big.
- I-It's not small.
- Yeah, right.
And I have a client
who wants to play Barry.
Mark Wahlberg.
Mark Wahlberg?
Are you shitting me?
Well, we ran this through
our marketing division,
and if we brought Mark on,
the studios would be in
a bidding war tomorrow.
Hm
Well,
this would be a great way to
get Janice's story out there.
- MATT: It would, and that's what we hope.
- Yeah.
But we do have one
problem with Mark, though.
He doesn't wanna play a cop killer.
And seeing as this Berkman
guy killed your girlfriend,
that's a no-go.
Look, Barry is a very,
uh, complicated guy,
but a sympathetic soul.
You know, it, it
He loves my character so much,
it made him do stupid things, like
killing my girlfriend.
- Really?
- GENE: Yeah.
Because Mark is concerned
h-he's kind of a villain.
(INHALES)
But he was so desperate
to have a father figure.
Mark will relate to
that, and Daniel will know
exactly what to do with my character.
MATT: Oh God. (LAUGHS)
He'll kill it. Mm.
Look.
There is so much more than people know.
I mean, what you think you've seen,
what you think you've heard,
it is only the tip of the iceberg.
This is not a good-guy, bad-guy story.
It goes way deeper than
that. S-So much deeper.
Well, Mark wants this role
before it goes on the market,
so he's willing to
come on as a producer.
Anything to lock it down.
- How would you feel about meeting with him?
- Would he come here?
In the woods? No. No, no.
He's very frightened of the woods.
He'd like to meet you
at the Four Seasons.
In Beverly Hills.
(MUFFLED ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
(CAR DOORS SHUT)
(CAR DOOR SHUTS)
(CARS DEPART)
- (MUSIC CONTINUES, UNMUFFLED)
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(TIRES SQUEALING)
Okay. Come on, come on, come
on. Here you go. Here you go.
- Yeah. Okay.
- Come on. There you go. Put it in.
Eat your food. Eat your food.
NOHO HANK: Okay.
One. Two. Three.
(CLICK, ROCKET WHOOSHES)
ENTOURAGE: Whoa Hey!
- What was that?
- (DISTANT EXPLOSION)
- NOHO HANK: Hm.
- What the fuck was that?
Alright, well, load up the next one.
This was it. Only one.
You thought we were gonna get
it on the first fucking try?
Well, these are very
expensive. I'm thinking budget.
ENTOURAGE: Hey, asshole!
- (GUNFIRE)
- Shit. Shit. Okay.
Come on. Come on. Let's go. Let's
go. That didn't work. Let's
- No, no, no, no, no, no! Let's go!
- (BULLETS HITTING CAR)
- Thank you. Thank you!
- (CAR DOOR OPENS, SHUTS)
- (CAR DOOR SHUTS)
- (ENGINE STARTS)
- (TIRES SQUEALING)
- (GUNFIRE CONTINUES)
- (ENGINE ROARING)
- (BULLETS RICOCHETING)
- (ENTOURAGE YELLING)
- (WINDOWS BREAKING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(LINE RINGING)
NOHO HANK (ON PHONE):
Oh shit! Call them off!
FUCHES: Why are you
shootin' rockets at my house?
NOHO HANK: Fucking call them off!
FUCHES: (LAUGHS) You think you
can get rid of me that easy?
- NOHO HANK: You killed my fucking driver!
- FUCHES: No shit.
- Well, you're next, asshole.
- (GUNFIRE CONTINUES)
NOHO HANK: Oh, fuck! Oh,
fuck! Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!
(YELPS ON PHONE)
(GRUNTING, YELPING)
Oh God! (GRUNTS, SCREAMS)
(CLATTERING OVER PHONE)
(GLITCHING STATIC, CALL DISCONNECTS)
(MUFFLED TV CHATTER)
(GASPS)
(CHAIR CREAKING)
(STRAINING)
(SIGHING)
(CHAIR CREAKING)
(GRUNTING)
(THUD)
- (KNIFE RATTLING)
- (SIGHS)
(SCRAPING ROPES)
(KNIFE SLICES)
(SCRAPING, SLICING ROPE)
(RATTLING KNOB)
- (LOCK CLICKS, KNIFE SLICES)
- Ah! Shit.
- (CROWD CHEERING, ANNOUNCER ON TV)
- (SIGHS)
(DOOR CREAKS)
(WINCES) Fuck.
- (SIGHS)
- (DOOR CREAKS)
(DOOR SHUTS)
(TV CHATTER CONTINUES)
ANNOUNCER (ON TV): That
touchdown's supposed to be
the game winner for Pittsburgh.
Hello, everyone, and welcome back.
We're taking a look at some
of today's earlier matchups
around the league.
Now, let's focus on the next
big game we've got coming up.
Boston versus Los Angeles.
I'm here in studio with Matt and Sean
(WINCING)
(SIGHS) Fuck.
(WINCING)
(TV CHATTER CONTINUES)
(GROANS)
Oh no.
- (THUDDING, BANGING)
- (WOOZY GROAN)
(SHALLOW BREATHING)
- (SIGHS)
- ANNOUNCER (ON TV): Matt, what do you think?
(KNOCKING)
(WAVES WASHING ASHORE, BIRDS CHIRPING)
(DOOR OPENS)
VAL: Hello. I believe my friend is here.
(SLIGHT GASP) Yeah, got
him right here. He's here!
Okay. Thank you, Miss Phoebe,
for letting me use your phone.
- No problem.
- Here. I don't want this.
Hey.
- You only gave us one rocket.
- You told us to watch the budget.
Yeah, I was talking
about office supplies.
I see.
This war on Fuches has
entered a new phase.
And what do we call this phase?
The "give Fuches whatever
he fucking wants" phase.
But Barry can be anywhere in the world.
♪
Okay, the acting teacher
knows where he is.
Go to his house.
Put him in a sack.
Bring him to me.
(BANGING ON DOOR)
SALLY: Mr. Cousineau!
(BANGING)
- Mr. Cousineau! Hello?
- (WIND BLOWING)
(BANGING)
Fuck! You fucking said
you would fucking be here.
- Shit.
- (TYPING ON PHONE)
- When's Dad getting here?
- I don't know, okay?
- JOHN: Can you try calling him again?
- Look, I
I just di Um
Mr. Cousineau's gonna be here soon,
and then your dad will arrive,
and then after they, you know, talk,
um, then we'll all be together
again as a family. Okay?
- (TYPING)
- And then, what are we gonna do?
Well, then we're just gonna
keep doing what we're doing.
(PANTING)
- (SOUND FADES OUT)
- (SHALLOW BREATHING)
(INHALES)
(EXHALES)
- (GASPS)
- JOHN: Mom?
You look like you're gonna cry.
- (SIGHS)
- (SOUND FADES IN)
- Fuck. (PANTING)
- (DOG BARKING)
(LEAVES RUSTLING)
- (DISTANT POLICE RADIO CHATTER)
- (DOG COLLAR JINGLING)
You stay here, okay?
(DISTANT POLICE RADIO CHATTER CONTINUES)
(NERVOUS BREATHING)
(QUIETLY) Hey
- (DOG COLLAR JINGLING)
- WOMAN: Okay, take care. Bye.
(PAGER BEEPING)
(QUIETLY) Hey. Hey.
- (RADIO CHATTER)
- Hey. Hi. Sir?
(LOUDER) Sir? Hi. I, um
Uh, my son? My son and I.
I, uh, um
I wanna turn myself in.
Uh, my name is Sally Reed, and I
What are you talking about, ma'am?
(WIND BLOWING)
Uh
Is there something you wanna say to me?
No.
OFFICER: Alright, well, have a good day.
(FOOTSTEPS RECEDE)
(CAR DOOR OPENS)
(CAR DOOR SHUTS)
- (ENGINE STARTS)
- (SIGHS)
JOHN: Mom!
- Mom! Mom!
- (CAR DRIVING AWAY)
Is okay. It's okay.
♪
(SHALLOW BREATHING)
Oh, Mark is so excited
about this meeting.
Oh, which way It's this way.
- (SNIFFS) Are you nervous? You look nervous.
- A little bit. A little bit.
Oh, don't be nervous. Seriously.
He doesn't like nervous.
- Okay Okay!
- He doesn't like nervous.
- Mark, it's Matt! (COUGHS)
- (DOOR CREAKS)
Hey, Mark, I have Gene here with me.
(JIM SIGHS)
You wanna tell us why Barry Berkman
gave you $250,000, Gene?
I never asked for that money.
Why'd you neglect to mention it to us?
Because no one was
paying attention to me,
and when you finally did, well,
I had already spent, like, some of it.
Y-You have no idea the
tension that I was in.
The stress I was feeling.
H-He threw me in a trunk!
Did you shoot your son
because he found out his house
was paid for with Chechen drug money?
Now, that is crazy.
Leo, come on. You can't believe that.
You never could give me a
straight answer about the cash.
JIM: You changed your story.
Why are you telling
everyone that Barry is a
sympathetic soul?
I would never say something like that.
That's not what you told me. (SCOFFS)
Who the fuck are you?
Sorry. (LAUGHS) I'm Brad. I'm an actor.
Um, I was actually in your
Shakespeare class in 2004.
I did a scene from, uh, "The
Merry Wives of Windsor"
Detective Moss killed a
Chechen gangster at your theater
where they found drug money.
She was on to you.
So, you invited her up to your
cabin, where you had Barry,
a guy you claim would
do whatever you say,
murder her.
- That's disgusting.
- And when we found her body,
you were there with Barry and
a Chechen criminal assassin
known as
the Raven.
H-He's not even a real person!
We know he's real.
This is insane.
Y-You know me. Wh-What are you I
Gene.
You are a great actor.
♪
(HEAVY BREATHING)
(DOOR OPENS)
(GASPS)
Sally Reed.
(SCOFFS)
Great.
(HEAVY BREATHING)
(DOOR SHUTS)
(SPORTS CHATTER ON TV)
(CHRISTIAN ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
(GASPS)
(SIGHS)
Home sweet home here ♪
In the house of the Lord ♪
Bet you wanna sing hallelujah ♪
Bet you say an amen ♪
Can't help but celebrate being ♪
(MUSIC STOPS)
Sally? Sally.
I'm okay. (PANTING)
Listen, I'm sorry I
haven't gotten back to you.
Hey, man!
I've got two people here
who want to say hi to you.
Say hello.
Say it!
- Dad, please come get us!
- (MONOTONE) Barry, help us.
(SIGHS) I'll text you the address.
Come quick if you want
to see your family again.
- (CALL DISCONNECTS)
- (HEAVY BREATHING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(SHUDDERING BREATHS)
(MUSIC CRESCENDOS)
(INSECTS CHIRPING)
ANNOUNCER 1 (ON TV): You've got
one wide receiver lined up left,
three more, including the
tight end, on the right.
The running back Donovan lines
up on the left side of that.
ANNOUNCER 2 (ON TV): Don't be
surprised if we see a screen pass here.
LA will pull that from time to time.
ANNOUNCER 1: Ball is hiked.
Evans looks right at his target.
He fakes! Oh, here we go!
Screen pass to the left for Donovan.
The rookie left tackle Galins
and a convoy of other linemen
are barreling down the left side
flanking any Boston defenders!
Look at him go! Donovan
still on his feet,
using his linemen as a shield.
And he is finally brought down
by Boston linebacker McCracken
at the 22-yard line.
ANNOUNCER 2: What a play by LA.
Just when you thought
the white flag was flown,
Rusis pulls out the
screen pass play call.
And Boston, uncharacteristically,
they fell for it.
There's normally a linebacker
who will act as a spy
for the running back in this situation
but Boston sent him after Evans.
Now that leaves the other two in charge
of the rest of LA's receivers
and it allows Donovan to run freely
for a massive gain.
If McCracken noticed this
play just a second later,
we could very well have been looking at
six points on the board for Los Angeles.
ANNOUNCER 1: Los Angeles is now
well within field goal range
but also just outside of the red zone.
How would you play this one, PG?
ANNOUNCER 2: I-I'd say play conserv