Lab Rats (2012) s04e07 Episode Script

Easy, easy, easy.
You know, this would be a lot easier without you saying "easy" every two seconds.
Sorry.
Careful, careful, careful.
Uh-oh.
Did Leo blow chunks on the hydra-loop again? No.
We were on a mission and I hurt my ankle.
And then he blew chunks on the hydra-loop again.
You know the drill, Bob.
Puke patrol.
I'll grab the mop.
I've taught him well.
We were evacuating a steel mill when the roof collapsed.
We were pinned down and Leo had to jump over an industrial grinder to save us.
Come on, buddy.
Let's get you to the infirmary and get that leg checked out.
Would you quit fussing? I'm a grown man.
I don't need you to baby me.
Mommy! Oh, I came as soon as you texted me.
I'm not gonna lie.
This is a grade-A booboo.
We better get you to your room.
Where is your room? Oh, the other side of the island.
Still can't believe you guys got your own island.
For Valentine's Day, all I got was a lousy t-shirt that said, "I Married Donald.
" Wait, you guys are married? I just thought you came over a lot.
The world's first bionic super humans.
They're stronger than us, faster, smarter.
The next generation of the human race is Living on a bionic island.
Thanks, Mom.
You always make the best smoothies.
But something's missing.
Here you go.
Perfect.
You know, the umbrella shouldn't affect the taste, but it just does.
I'm gonna go check on the pool temperature.
I warmed it up so you could soak your ankle.
You know, if you wanna throw a few bubbles in there, I would not be opposed.
Mom you forgot my tuck-tuck.
There you go sweetie.
Now, I will be right there if you need me.
Tuck-tuck? Kind of milking it, aren't you? Oh, not yet.
The milk comes with the cookies at 3:00.
I'm just glad you're doing better, Leo.
Yeah.
You're lucky you didn't get hurt worse.
You were this close to being chewed up by that industrial grinder.
Industrial grinder? Leo, you told me you twisted your ankle jumping for joy.
He was jumping for joy because he wasn't killed by an industrial grinder.
Leo almost got ripped apart by that thing.
What? Ripped apart? Oh, that's right.
He almost got decapitated too.
Excuse me? Leo, why didn't you stay in the van? What van? The one you take on all your missions when you're out solving all your mysteries.
Yeah.
Why super speed when I can just throw on a trucker hat and be a van-driving mama.
I just always thought that you guys did the dangerous stuff while Leo was in the van, saying stuff like, "check" and "all clear.
" Check that, Mom.
No, no.
Leo does all the dangerous stuff with us.
This one time, he was dangling from a helicopter on top of a skyscraper.
It was super dangerous.
Oh, that's right.
He almost got decapitated that time too.
It's only a matter of time before this thing just pops right off.
Ahoy, matey! Check out all this cool stuff that washed up on shore.
Let's see.
A tire, 20 pounds of seaweed and a broken toilet seat.
Bob, that's just a bunch of useless junk.
I'm gonna give this stuff to Bree as a token of my undying love.
Oh.
Well, in that case, it's perfect.
Whoa, slow down.
Where's the fire? Oh, it's right here.
Because you're the hottest thing I've ever seen.
What's up, Bob? Oh, this is for you.
It's a seaweed necklace.
Yeah.
I'm gonna pass.
I wrestled a manatee for this.
Hi, everyone.
I'm here.
Caitlin? This place is beautiful.
Thanks for inviting me.
We didn't invite you.
It was implied, Bree.
I had no idea where you guys went after you left Mission Creek.
That was the plan.
So I've been secretly trailing Leo's mom for weeks, hoping she would lead me to you guys.
Wait.
You've been stalking Tasha? Oh, don't be so dramatic.
Is it stalking to follow someone around, day and night? Yes.
Fine.
I've been stalking Tasha.
Wait a minute.
How did you get past our hydra-loop security guard? Let's just say you're gonna need a new one.
Oh, Caitlin, I'm afraid I have to cut this reunion short.
No outside visitors allowed on the island.
Ugh, still that guy, huh, Chase? Your sister wants me to stay, right? You know what, sure.
Really? Good answer, Bree.
What are you doing? You can't stand her.
That was back in high school.
I have matured.
I am a mentor now.
I have changed.
Yeah, but she hasn't.
I know we've had our petty squabbles in the past, but we're beyond that.
Plus, it'll be nice to have a girlfriend to hang out with for a couple of days.
Couple weeks, Bree.
Hmm.
Good to see you too, old friend.
How are you feeling today, honey? Oh, I'm good.
Thanks.
I'm okay but just to be sure, you should probably whip up some more of your oatmeal cookies.
And don't be shy with the raisins.
Coming right up.
Uh, I'll take a ham sandwich.
Are you injured? Ugh, my knee.
I'll take mustard on that.
What's up, Caitlin? Still wearin' your hair like that, huh? What's wrong with my hair? Nothing.
Looks great, as long as you're not leaving the island.
Knock, knock.
Who's there? Stud muffin.
Ugh, here comes Bob.
Who's Bob? He's just this little kid who's crushing on me.
Just to warn you, it can get super awkward.
Hey, pretty lady.
Hey, Bob.
Hi.
I'm Caitlin, the girl Bree models her entire life after.
Bob? Why are you levitating? It's like I'm looking at an angel.
Bob? Bob? Bob! Oh, he's cute.
You think I'm cute? She thinks I'm cute! She thinks I'm cute! She thinks I'm cute! Yeah, Bree.
He's real into you.
Here you go, Leo.
Any ETA on that sandwich I ordered half an hour ago? Trust me.
You don't want me making something for you right now.
It's a mission alert.
Come on, guys.
We gotta go.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You can walk? It must have been that smoothie.
Okay.
You got me.
It's been fun, but our little charade is over.
Although I will be home soon, so you might wanna get cracking on dinner.
Where do you think you're going? There's a mission.
Uh-uh.
No way.
Just because you're up walking around doesn't mean that your ankle is 100%.
Leo, are you coming? Mom, can we talk about this later? I need to change.
No.
You are not going anywhere.
But they need me.
I said no.
Now, I'm gonna go layout your outfit for tomorrow.
Blue or green undies? Mom! Green.
Come on, Adam, we have to go.
Wait.
I'm coming with you.
Yeah.
Oh.
Wow, Leo.
What are the chances you would get hurt twice in a week? Actually, I could calculate them for you if you'd like.
You okay? You hit your head pretty hard.
Yeah, I'm all right.
I just wanna get upstairs before my mom finds out.
I'll just tell her that I have a nasty pimple.
Good idea.
Thanks, Mom.
Mom! You deliberately disobeyed me and went on that mission.
Mom, I had to go on this mission.
Look, I'm sorry I disobeyed you.
It won't happen again.
Oh, I know it won't, because you're off the team.
What? You might have to talk a little slower.
He's lost a lot of blood.
What do you mean I'm off the team? These guys depend on me to have their backs, right, guys? That's why we send you in first.
That's not why we send him in first.
What am I supposed to do with my bionic arm if I can't go on missions? Tons of stuff.
You could change light bulbs superfast or pull weeds out of the yard.
Ooh, you could crack walnuts.
The world needs more people who can do that.
Mom, please.
I'm begging you.
I'm sorry, Leo.
I specifically told you not to go on that mission and you went anyway.
You got hurt again, which just proves my point.
It's too dangerous for you.
You know, she may be onto something.
You did get hurt twice in a week.
According to my calculations, you're on borrowed time.
Uh, I mean, he'll be fine.
We'll get him a helmet.
Now that I actually know what you do on these missions, I'm telling Donald you're done.
No.
But all right, fine.
I won't go.
Let's just enjoy these last few precious moments together before you go home and I don't see you again until who knows when.
Nice try.
You actually think I'm gonna leave you here, so you can just sneak off again? You're moving home with me.
What? You can't do that.
Who's gonna crack our walnuts? Oh, man.
I mean, isn't that the greatest when she's just like that? What's so funny? Caitlin was telling me this funny story about what a weirdo you were in high school.
I was not a weirdo in high school.
Calm down.
We're just joking, Bree.
Yeah, Bree.
Did he just "Yeah, Bree" me? He totally did.
Caitlin, I've been meaning to give you something.
It's from the depths of my soul and the ocean.
Oh, that smells like dead fish, my favorite.
Pretty.
Come on, Bob, let's go talk about Bree in the other room.
Caitlin, why are you doing this? Face it.
Bob likes me better than you.
He's not the first guy and he won't be the last.
And FYI, your jealousy only adds to your unattractiveness.
Can you believe her, trying to take Bob away from me like that? That was my seaweed necklace.
What happened to mature responsible Bree who doesn't get roped into petty squabbles? This isn't petty.
I just can't let her get the boy I don't really want.
Hmm.
Hey, Leo, what are you doing? Oh, nothing.
Just hanging out, setting a lethal trap for my mom.
Whoa! Wait, you're gonna crush your mom with a giant metal ball? Of course not.
I'm gonna impress her by saving her before she gets crushed.
Oh.
I'm gonna tell her it's a training exercise.
Then I'm gonna hit this button, say the ball is swinging out of control, and before it hits her, I'm gonna destroy it with my laser sphere.
Sounds like a solid plan to me.
What's the worst that can happen? I'm a split second too late, my mom gets crushed to death.
Rock solid.
Hey, Leo, you should start packing.
We leave first thing in the morning.
Okay.
But can I at least show you a few things I learned here at the academy? Leo, I don't have time.
I still have to get everything ready for tomorrow.
Oh, come on.
It's just a simple training exercise.
Please? Fine.
But I'm not changing my mind.
Great.
Stand right here.
Leo, where's the best place to stand to see your mom get hit? What? I mean not get hit.
Don't worry, he's gonna rescue you.
He's only doing it to prove that he's capable enough to go on missions.
What is with you and the decapitate Oh.
You mean cut it out.
Now I get it.
Never mind.
So, you were gonna try to hit me? No.
Let me see that thing.
Mom, wait! Oh, that was supposed to be you.
Hey, Bob.
Look, last night's storm washed up a bunch of cool things.
Hmm.
This is for you.
Huh! Cool! A sea turtle shell.
I'm gonna tape it to my back and wear it forever.
Nice.
I knew you'd love it.
You two have a lot in common.
Yeah.
We do.
I was talking about you and the turtle.
You're both endangered species! Take it back! Oh, stop it! You stop it! Cool.
Two girls fighting over me with a turtle shell? It's every guy's dream! I will turn you into turtle soup! Hey! Hey! Break it up! Break it up! Break it up! Okay.
Who's giving me a wedgie? Stop! I'm done dealing with you crazy people.
And to think I stalked someone for you.
What a waste! Ha! I win.
You sure do.
You fought for me.
The only reason I was hanging out with Caitlin was because you never give me the time of day.
And now that I know how you really feel, I'm all yours.
Wait, what? Caitlin, come back.
Thanks for dinner, Tasha.
That was delicious.
So nice to have a home-cooked meal again.
Really? I thought the chicken was a little dry.
I can't believe this is my last night here.
Tasha, is there any way we can convince you to change your mind? Sorry, guys.
My decision is final.
What's going on? A storm is descending on the island with 80-mile-an-hour wind.
It's about to hit us dead-on.
All right.
Bree and I will evacuate the students to the training area.
You guys batten down the hatches in here then meet us downstairs.
Got it.
Very clever, Leo.
I can't believe you created another ridiculous set-up.
Eighty-mile-an-hour winds, huh? What do you got out there, some kind of giant fan? No, Mom.
This is real.
Oh, please.
If this was a real tropical storm, I wouldn't be able to stand here.
Mom! Hang on.
Help! I'm not one to believe in karma, but this might have something to do with that horrible chicken.
I'll go get her.
No.
I'll do it.
Right.
You should be the last face she sees before she blows away.
No.
She's my mom.
I need to do this.
Okay.
But be careful.
I know I say this a lot but if there's one mission you might be decapitated on, this is it.
Hurry! I can't hold on much longer.
Adam, wait.
Anchor me.
Okay.
Here it goes.
Mom! On the count of three, I need you to reach out and grab my arm.
I don't think I can.
It's okay.
I got you.
What if you don't? I'll blow out to sea.
Trust me.
I'll catch you.
But if you don't.
Would you just do it?! I'm scared, Leo.
I am not going to let anything happen to you.
Are you ready? Okay.
One, two Oh, hang on.
I got an itch.
Oh, got it.
Three.
I got you.
Whoa.
Nice work.
You did it.
And no one got hurt, right, Tasha? Oops.
Anchor me.
Hey, you guys okay? Yeah.
Everyone's accounted for.
Good news, just checked all the structures on the island, only minimal damage.
And Caitlin survived too.
That was amazing, Leo.
The way you took charge and stayed calm in the face of danger, I am very impressed.
Oh, Leo does stuff like that on missions all the time.
Yeah.
He's always there for us.
Well, whatever part of him isn't severed is always there for us.
You know, I'm still upset that you lied to me about the missions.
But it's clear, you are a big part of this team.
I don't wanna stand in the way of that.
Thanks, Mom.
And, Tasha, you are always welcome back to the island.
Just stay out of the kitchen.
Ugly.
Ugly.
Ugh.
Hey, Bob, can you give us a second? Oh, sure.
Okay.
Caitlin, I promised myself I was gonna act mature and not fight over pretty things with you, but I did, and I'm sorry.
You're welcome to stay as long as you want.
Ugh, stop! You're smothering me with your neediness.
Call me when you grow up.
Hey, I'd never leave you, Bree.
You're the only one for me.
Hey, guys.