Madam Secretary (2014) s04e07 Episode Script

JAY: Oh, hey, ma'am.
- Yes? - I'm glad I caught you.
I just got the report on coastal flooding in Southeast Asia for tomorrow's meeting.
Yeah, okay, put it on the pile - Why aren't you leaving? - Just got a couple more e-mails.
Nope, not the deal.
You said out the door by 6:00 on the nights you have Chloe.
Is it 6:00 already? - Yeah.
Come on, come on, come on.
Get your stuff and we'll duck out together.
Just give me a second.
You have an event I don't know about? No.
Yes.
Well, not really an event.
Just well, Jason is he's cooking dinner with the new girlfriend.
Girlfriend? That's new.
Yeah, that is new.
So is Jason.
He's like a new person.
He's sweet and considerate.
Ha, he even remembered that his sister's a vegetarian.
- What is that? - That's a good thing, isn't it? Yeah, I mean, it is.
It is a good thing.
I'm just worried that it won't last longer - than the relationship.
- Ma'am - Almost made it.
- Sorry.
- I can call my nanny.
- No, no.
You go.
Put her on the pile? Please tell me I'm not gonna miss my dinner.
Uh, you're needed at the White House.
We can at least head out together.
- Yeah.
- Sorry.
RUSSELL: We've got a bit of a situation.
Our Special Envoy for Eurasian Energy is on a plane about to take off from Moscow, and they just found a Russian dissident hiding on board.
Artem Markevich.
You know him? Well, he's really more of an Eco-activist.
Last week he released shocking images of oil spills in Siberia.
They were all over the news.
I'm guessing Russia is mad, and now he's on the run and seeking asylum.
The Kremlin issued a Blue Notice through Interpol about ten hours ago.
They know he's on the run, but they don't know where he is.
Interpol? What are they trying to charge him with? Pictures of the spill were near a government oil field, so trespassing, civil disobedience, and just plain being dumb enough to be an Eco-activist in Russia.
Well, it's not gonna be long before the Kremlin figures out he's on our plane.
If we want to help Markevich, sir, we're gonna have to do it now.
We're already locking horns with Russia in Afghanistan.
Do we really want to stir the pot with this? To-to risk losing their cooperation on nuclear nonproliferation or Syria? I don't think they'd go that far over one dissident.
And besides, we leave this guy behind, we're signing his death warrant.
So palm him off on Sweden or whoever.
Russia hacked into our embassies and leaked Intel to the Taliban that got our agent abducted and a safe house bombed.
I don't think we should hide behind anybody.
And this is a way to push back.
And save a good man in the bargain.
Call the Special Envoy.
Tell 'em wheels up.
Start the asylum process once Markevich arrives on our shores.
- (DOOR SHUTS) - HENRY: Hey, you.
All right, go ahead.
Tell me how great Jason's dinner was.
It was pretty great.
- God, I knew it.
- (INDISTINCT VOICES IN KITCHEN) (WHISPERING): How's Piper? Turns out she lived in Kenya until she was seven.
Of course she did.
CIA or State? Aid workers, I think.
Her parents built schools.
So she's possibly more lefty and committed than our son.
Impressive.
How was the food? It was good.
God, I'm starving.
- Will you come sit with me? - Oh, I can't, babe.
I've got to finish going over this Afghanistan report.
The Gang of Eight called me in again tomorrow.
Boy, they're really giving SAD the third degree, huh? Well, we're asking for more money.
We still have no solid Intel - that Russia's aiding the Taliban.
- (LAUGHTER IN KITCHEN) For what it's worth, we're about to grant asylum to a Russian dissident at least we're pushing back.
Or helping justify their aggression.
Okay, now you sound like Russell Jackson.
- I'm gonna go get chicken.
Good-bye.
- I sound like Russell Jackson? - It doesn't taste like - ELIZABETH: All right where's this dinner I've heard so much about? Hi, Mrs.
McCord.
Sorry, Secretary.
Uh, I even rehearsed that.
"Mrs.
" is fine at home.
Elizabeth is even better.
It's nice to finally meet you, Piper.
It's so great to meet you.
Uh, where should I put your roasting pan? Oh, no, no, stop.
Just leave it.
Not you, keep going, because I can't believe - what I'm seeing.
- I always help out.
We made you a plate.
I hope you're good with chestnut puree.
You made chestnut puree?! I had a pretty amazing sous chef.
Who only slightly micromanaged the menu.
- You wanted to make pancakes.
- Savory buckwheat crepes.
With blueberries? I like it a little sweet.
It was a team effort.
- You know? - Well, it smells delicious.
All right, come on.
Come sit with me.
I want to hear all about growing up in Kenya.
Well, actually, I was kind of, I was kind of hoping just Piper and I could hang out until her mom comes.
I don't mind hanging out - with your mom.
- Well, I mean, just she can fill you in on her childhood anytime.
Okay Oh, look, look, look, look, it's Stevie, look.
Yes, okay, I get it.
Piper, it was really nice to meet you.
Jace, door open.
- JASON: Mom - (LAUGHS) Will you sit with me? - Yeah.
- What are we watching? Oh, um, Word of the Nation is doing an interview with this woman, Kat Sandoval? She, like, used to be some kind of political hot shot, I guess.
Chief of Staff to the Ambassador at the U.
N.
, I think it was years ago.
Anyway, she's got this book coming out, and Russell Jackson would not shut up about her today.
So I have to watch this.
Oh, yeah? What's Russell saying? That she's crazy and that she's trying to cash in after she went off the rails.
I mean, what did she do? Threw a chair at someone.
- Seriously? - Yeah.
Never got the whole story.
Wow.
Oh, here we go.
It is not a town that appreciates a shake-up.
Y-You saw what happened when President Dalton ran as an independent.
- Right? - Mm-hmm.
Whoever thought of that idea had some serious huevos.
It was a bold move, and I admire it.
Maybe you wish you'd hung around a little longer? Eh.
I loved my life in D.
C.
, but by the end, this town had sucked my soul out through my eyehole.
I'm not looking in the rearview mirror.
My only concern is what's ahead.
And that's avocados? - Ten acres of 'em.
- HOST: Hmm.
I used to work donors and lobbyists, and now I work the land, right, bringing life out of the dirt.
HOST: You talk a lot in your book Well, I think I've found my exit plan.
Yeah, you should totally write a memoir.
No.
Retiring on a farm.
Raising animals, growing our own food.
A sustainable human society is very much like Mom, you do realize that we already lived on a farm, right? Not a horse farm, a cool farm.
How is her farm cooler than ours? Don't mess with my dream.
- Shh.
- Mm HENRY: We've confirmed that the location of the embassy was obtained by Russia when they hacked the Afghan embassy, which led directly to the bombing two weeks ago.
What about the kidnapping of our Agent Samadi, and the execution of her asset, Osip Bakunin? Do we know who orchestrated these attacks? That Intel did not come from the embassy hacking.
We're still tracking down that source.
In other words, you're working with a rusty bucket with a hole in the bottom.
Senator, listen, once we rebuild our presence in Afghanistan, we'll be able to locate Hey, that's a bit backwards, isn't it? I mean, you come here, you're looking for funding and resources, but how do we know that's not gonna further empower our enemies? Maybe we should just cut out the middleman and give the Taliban a debit card.
- (LAUGHTER) - Mr.
Chairman LEE: Look, Henry, we get it.
Having eyes and ears on the ground is how we find the hole in the bucket.
But we've read the report, we've seen the work you're doing, and it is my inclination that I put my faith in the team that you've assembled and the resources you've got.
CARPENTER: Well, that makes sense to me.
How did it go? We need to find a new asset.
What was the name of that Russian military official that you and Molly picked - before we went with? - Maxim Polyakov.
Yeah.
I need you and Alexander to pull his file, see what he's up to.
After what happened to Bakunin, it's going to be next to impossible to turn Polyakov, or any Russian, for that matter.
Consider it a challenge.
One speech welcoming the Eco-warrior and ambassador for Planet Earth, Artem Markevich, to the land of the free and home of the environmentally progressive.
Hopefully none of that's in here.
I might have said "ambassador for Planet Earth.
" Blake, will you see if there's time in my schedule today - to meet with Kat Sandoval? - Yes, ma'am.
I mean, if she wants to meet with me and all that.
And, also, will you get me a copy of her book? - Yes.
- What's that about? Saw her on a talk show.
She wrote this whole geopolitical treatise on running an avocado farm.
- Yeah - But isn't she that crazy consultant lady who threw a chair and had some hysterical breakdown? You know, it's funny, isn't it? When when a man reaches a certain breaking point and throws something, he's passionate.
But when a woman reaches the same breaking point, she's hysterical and can't stand the pressure.
You know, you should clear that up with her - when she comes.
- BLAKE: Ma'am? Yeah.
Artem Markevich's plane landed about 20 minutes ago.
Great, I want to see him right away.
No, he's on the way to St.
Lucius Hospital.
He's being put in quarantine.
For what? Smallpox.
How do you get smallpox? It doesn't even exist anymore.
It does in laboratories.
One here and one in Russia.
You think Russia deliberately infected this guy with smallpox? And sent him here.
That's crazy, even for Russia.
Hell of an escalation.
Smallpox is a highly contagious virus, with an estimated mortality rate of 30-35%.
Millions died of the disease before it was declared eradicated by the World Health Organization in 1980.
We at the CDC have one of the remaining stockpiles of the virus.
The other one is in a Russian facility in Siberia.
The other passengers on Markevich's plane, they're being treated? Yes, sir.
So far, none of the flight crew or the passengers are showing symptoms.
So what about Markevich? He was already symptomatic.
All we can do right now is make him comfortable and hope that his immune system can ride it out.
Thank you, Charlotte.
Keep us updated.
Thank you, Mr.
President.
Russia didn't know Markevich was headed to America.
Uh I don't think this is a calculated biological attack.
Calculated or not, we're going to the U.
N.
I want international sanctions against Russia.
They can't play around with infectious diseases without consequence.
I think we should hold off for a moment, sir.
For Russia to do this, they'd have to know it was a declaration of war, not just with the U.
S.
, but the world.
Time's not on our side here.
Ephraim, check with the I.
C.
Find out if there's any chatter about Russia weaponizing smallpox.
Yes, sir.
Reach out to the Russian foreign minister.
See what he has to say.
And we'll hold off on the public rebuke for now.
But if there's any indication that the Russians are flirting with a global pandemic, our response will be unequivocal.
ELIZABETH: Hey there.
How was the hearing? HENRY: Not great.
About what I expected.
Can't say the same for the conversation I just had with Jason's guidance counselor.
Why? What's going on? Well, he basically tanked his last calculus exam, and he took an incomplete on his U.
S.
history project.
That's weird.
He likes those classes.
Teachers say that he's distracted.
Well, I love that he's in a love fog, but we are not raising a high school dropout.
Well, listen, I'm at the War College.
I can maybe drop home between classes, catch him and have a conversation about priorities, and lead him back to the light.
Less leading, more telling.
I say no more Piper on weeknights.
Not until his grades go up.
- Agreed.
- And I don't want to hear any rants about dictatorial parenting.
Not from Jace, I mean.
You can rant all you want.
(CHUCKLES) ELIZABETH: Mr.
Avdonin.
How are you? At the moment, appalled, Madam Secretary.
You were obligated to notify us of the whereabouts of Artem Markevich.
We demand his return immediately, or my country is prepared to retaliate.
Really? You want him back? Fine.
I'll put him on a plane right now.
- Thank you.
- Hope you're ready to put him in quarantine, like we had to.
Why? What does he have? Smallpox.
We've got everyone he came in contact with under observation.
(SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN) How is this possible? Well, there's only two labs in the world that have stockpiles of the virus.
Why don't you tell me? Madam Secretary.
Are you implying that my government could be capable of deliberately It's unthinkable.
I have to discuss this development.
Excuse me.
I don't think he had any idea.
That was definitely not Russia's usual non-denial denial.
This doesn't mean that Russia didn't infect him.
It just means they didn't read in their foreign minister.
(DOOR CLOSES) Hey, Jace? JASON: Yeah.
Come here a minute.
Hey.
Hey.
Can we make this quick? I'm trying to get to Piper's.
Yeah, come here.
Sit down.
Listen.
(CLEARS THROAT) I got a call from your guidance counselor.
Want to tell me what's going on? I'm assuming this is about the "D" in calculus.
And the incomplete in U.
S.
history.
Wh-What's happening? I don't know.
I guess I'm happy.
What? (SIGHS) Hey it-it's really exciting, having a girlfriend.
I get it.
(SCOFFS) I-I do, but Dude, it's your junior year No.
I-I'm Stop.
I'm sorry.
It's-it's It's just how you say it.
Like, like, you really, obviously don't get it at all.
Re well, try me.
I'm talking about life having purpose.
Like, for the first time.
Li-Like-like, I discovered this whole other universe that I never knew existed, and it doesn't include calculus or tests or old, dead wars.
And now I live there.
That's incredible.
Really.
I Love is a transformative experience.
But until your grades improve, you're gonna have to live in this universe - on weekdays.
- No.
No, Dad, stop.
No what do you want me to do? Huh? Study for some tests that don't matter? Fine.
I'll do it.
But you can't, you can't banish me - "Banish"? - from go ban I can't be contained by borders in time or space, Dad.
I love her.
(EXHALES) Well and every great love has obstacles.
The hero has to have something to overcome to prove that he's worthy.
Guess what yours is.
Fine.
- ELIZABETH: Hey.
- BLAKE: Hi.
I've got an emergency protocol briefing at the White House.
- Oh.
- Ooh.
It came in.
Any news yet from the DNI? Uh, I just got off the phone with Ephraim.
Nothing from the I.
C.
yet about Russia and smallpox, but he's still looking.
Quarantine just broke on the news.
Did we release that? (SIGHS) The hospital; this must have been a leak.
Ma'am, I'm so sorry, but I wasn't able to reach Kat Sandoval before she arrived.
She's coming up? She's already here.
Kat Sandoval.
It's a pleasure to meet you, really.
Uh, this is my chief of staff, Jay Whitman.
Hey.
Great work with Ben Price - on sanctions in Iran.
- Oh, I was just teeing up your nuclear agreement.
That was amazing.
It all starts at the top, but thanks.
This is my assistant, Blake Moran.
- Hi.
Nice to meet you.
- Hi.
Now I have to reschedule you.
Yes, I'm so sorry, but there's an emergency White House thing.
It must be smallpox.
That's a doozy.
Yeah.
It is.
Um, can we walk you out? - Yeah, sure.
- Okay.
- JAY: You're enjoying the book tour? - Uh, if by "enjoy," you mean "enduring it like a root canal," yes.
I am much more comfortable behind the scenes.
Hmm.
Well, we loved you on, uh, Word of the Nation.
- Oh.
- I told my daughter that I genuinely envy your life right now.
Don't tell me you're thinking about checking out.
Well, when the time comes.
Well, I hope that isn't any time soon, because you are doing what so many of us wanted to do for years.
Getting Dalton to pivot his whole foreign policy with that military base in Tunisia? That was fierce.
A lot of people worked together to make that happen.
She's being modest.
Stay in the game as long as you can.
The farm will always be there.
And I sleep a lot better knowing that someone like you is at the switch.
Well, this was the most encouraging walk to the elevator I've ever had.
And I hate to cut it short, but (LAUGHING): No, the pleasure was all mine.
Really.
Oh, listen.
Um Before I forget, and I hate to ask you to do this, but would you sign that to Russell Jackson for me? - Absolutely.
- (STAMMERS): Pen.
Oh.
Yeah, yeah.
So, smallpox.
You must be thinking Russia gave it to the guy.
How else could he get it, right? Except it's totally reckless, even by Russia's standards.
Then again, the guy's an Eco-warrior, and there's nothing Russia hates more than an annoying dissident pointing out the ecological nightmare of Russia's oil fields.
We should, uh, really But then it hit me.
The oil spill in Siberia.
That's how he got it.
What do you mean? In Siberia, the permafrost is thawing.
Unearthing all kinds of nastiness, including diseases that the world thought were long dead.
He must've gotten it when he was there taking pictures of the oil spill.
Zombie smallpox? Should we continue this on the way down? Uh Yeah.
- Could - Yeah.
One thing I learned from the avocado farm, the Earth is basically like a five-year-old.
You give it everything it wants the best food and love and attention it is non-stop bounty, but (LAUGHS SOFTLY) you pollute it with crap, ignore all the signs that it needs a nap and push it too far? Pretty soon, you've got an overlooked middle child who will demand your attention by killing the babysitter.
Anyway, yeah.
Permafrost.
That's where I would look.
(ELEVATOR BELL CHIMES, DOORS OPEN) SAL: I'm not defending the history of communism.
I'm saying it was a more fundamentally moral system than capitalism.
(LOUD, INDISTINCT CHATTER) HENRY: Okay, okay.
We're not gonna solve this today, but let-let me lea let me just leave you with one thing.
In the ideological struggle between democracy and authoritarianism, I'm not here to question what's right or wrong, but I will point out that there's only one that allows you to question what's right and wrong.
- (LAUGHTER) - Okay? Thank you very good discussion today.
Thanks.
Uh, paper topics by Friday, please.
You know, I'm still not convinced.
Yeah, I got that, Sal.
Why don't you take it up in your paper? You know, actually, I have a thought I'd like to run by you.
I'm working on a DEA case, and a couple of weeks ago, this FBI agent got his cover blown.
Two years undercover with MS-13.
Now, it got me thinking about long-term effects of working deep cover, and if it's moral to ask someone to pretend to be bad for a greater good? Well, that's very good.
Complicated.
I look forward to reading it.
Uh, thank you, sir.
Hey, Sal.
This agent, did he get out okay? He got out.
Hey, Dylan.
Listen, I need you to, uh, look into a case for me.
DALTON: How does an eradicated disease just show up in Siberia? Well, Mr.
President, our working theory is permafrost.
The permanently frozen soil under the topsoil in Arctic regions.
We're aware.
Permafrost is so cold, organic matter inside anything that dies in the Arctic doesn't decompose.
Carbon dioxide in plants, anthrax inside infected reindeer, smallpox in humans, remains frozen in the ground, dormant.
JAY: Until the permafrost thaws, like it's doing in Siberia.
Then, it all gets released.
And the Arctic is warming twice as fast as the rest of the planet.
DALTON: So Russia isn't weaponizing smallpox.
The Earth is.
If we don't act fast to work with Russia to contain this, we could be looking at a global pandemic.
Unfortunately, I think we're better equipped to fight Mother Russia than Mother Nature.
Well, we're about to do battle with both.
(SIGHS) Konstantin, I think there was a misunderstanding last time we spoke.
If you felt I implied in any way that your government would deliberately infect its own citizens with smallpox, I apologize.
I had no evidence of that.
I thank you.
Once Artem Markevich has recuperated and returned to Moscow, we can hopefully put this behind us.
Well, before we get to that, we need to talk about where he got the illness.
We've become aware of the outbreak in Siberia, and we have some theories I'm not aware of any such outbreak.
Fortunately, it seems to be manageable.
And we're hoping that, with the help of our CDC team, we can get it quickly contained.
Any health crisis can be fully handled by our own health ministry.
And I have to inform you, unless you agree to return our citizen, all key U.
S.
diplomats will be expelled from Russia, effective immediately.
You don't want to do that.
You know we have to respond.
I'm afraid this is your doing, Madam Secretary.
Um, I'm sorry, ma'am.
The hospital called.
Artem Markevich has taken a turn for the worse.
I looked into your student's story about that blown undercover agent.
And? It's all pretty straightforward, but I found something else.
There's an interagency task force doing a review of the entire intelligence community.
Agents blown, assets killed or compromised.
I called in a huge favor and got a list of their initial findings.
All of this in the last month? Right when Nafisa got taken.
I mean, maybe it's just a coincidence.
Or maybe the CIA isn't the only agency dealing with a leak.
It's got to be a hack, right? I mean, all these operations are compartmentalized.
The only people that have security clearance high enough to know about all these different ops You're right.
It's got to be a hack.
I'll handle this from here.
Thank you.
I'm glad to finally welcome you in person.
(CHUCKLES) Well, uh, it's not how I imagined it.
I'm so sorry for what you're going through.
You have to admire the irony.
I devote my life to saving Earth, and this is the thanks I get.
Well, I'm thanking you, Artem.
And the world will thank you.
(LABORED BREATH) (CLEARS THROAT) (SPEAKS RUSSIAN) And the others on the plane? They're being monitored, but it seems they're gonna be okay.
And Russia is working hard to contain the Siberian outbreak.
(COUGHING) Listen, you should rest.
And then I am gonna take you on the most VIP tour of D.
C.
No monuments.
I just want to see the blue sky.
(LABORED BREATHING) HENRY: That was a long day.
Endless.
Hey.
How did, uh, how did it go with Jace? (CHUCKLES) I think I'm still processing it.
What happened? Well, I told him we wanted to limit his time with Piper on school nights, and he freaked out.
He said we wanted to banish him.
- "Banish"? - (LAUGHS) He actually said that? Ah, he went full-on John Keats.
(SIGHS): Oh.
Is he in love? He said, "Dad, I love her.
" Oh, that is so adorable.
- Right? - Yeah, it's adorable.
It's also kind of tragic.
I mean, he has no idea how it's gonna feel when this ends.
- Oh, come on.
It's puppy love.
- Well He'll be okay.
It's way past puppy love.
This is all the way.
All the way, all the way? - Yeah.
- Oh, no.
No, no.
He's too young.
He's not ten anymore.
16 is too young.
He's not ready.
We need to have the talk.
We already did.
We already talked to him.
No, that was the kids version.
We need to get the NC-17 version, with the warnings and the fear.
And the beauty and the transcendence.
I'm sure he understands the "sex feels good" part.
The other stuff we need to hit.
Okay.
I'll talk to him.
- (PHONE VIBRATING) - No offense, but do you think maybe that I should be a part of it? I mean, I know, I know it's weird, but it's a new day.
I mean, he could benefit from a woman's perspective.
- Babe, uh - No? Too weird? Look, you talked to the girls.
I'll talk to Jason.
Uh, Jay, yes.
Oh, that's awful.
Okay.
We'll talk about it tomorrow.
Thank you for letting me know.
What was that? Artem Markevich, the dissident we took in from Russia he died.
After Artem literally gave his life trying to save this planet, I mean, I can't help but thinking that there is more that we could do.
I mean, yes, we are taking care of our carbon footprint, but I know that there's more that we can do, especially around saving the permafrost.
So, no filters.
I mean, let's hear it your best half-past-midnight, out-of-the-box ideas.
Anything.
Okay.
(CLEARS THROAT) This one is a stretch.
Literally.
Uh, a glaciologist wants to stretch Mylar over the entire North Pole.
Sort of, um, a giant UV reflecting blanket.
How does anything stay alive under it? I think that's supposed to be an acceptable margin of error.
(BLAKE CLEARS THROAT) Right, there's a There's this pretty cutting edge geoengineering idea of suspending giant helium-filled balloons over lakes, which, uh, pump water up into a gas that then releases heat-absorbing crystals.
Are there any risk factors? Well, it's completely untested.
No one knows.
Anyone have anything a little closer to the box? KAT: Woolly mammoths! Good morning.
Sorry, I'm completely out of practice with traffic.
Where did all those cars come from? ELIZABETH: Everybody, this is Kat Sandoval.
She is the reason we are talking about permafrost.
And woolly mammoths.
Right.
Okay.
So In the Arctic, you've got your permafrost.
Above that, you've got a thin layer of topsoil where the grass grows, et cetera.
During the winter, the snow piles up on the topsoil.
So now you're probably thinking, "Sweet.
The snow will keep it cool.
" Right? Wrong.
What keeps the ground cool is the cold air blowing through the tundra.
But this snow is actually acting like a down comforter, preventing the air from cooling the ground.
Well, back in the Ice Age, this wasn't a problem because woolly mammoths existed to kick the covers off by trampling the snow.
This would be the extinct woolly mammoth? There is a group of scientists working on a mammoth clone, but we are much closer to a mammoth-elephant hybrid.
ELIZABETH: So, to review, we have giant plastic blanket, gas cloud theory that's never been tested, and reanimating prehistoric animals.
It could also work with bison, musk ox, uh, reindeer Caribou.
Yes, you feel me.
We need snow tramplers.
There was a study where they reintroduced livestock to a contained area, and the permafrost temperature was remarkably cooler.
What about tanks? Would-would tanks have a similar snow-trampling effect? Possibly, but the whole idea is to reintroduce Ice Age plant life, too.
Reintroducing Arctic flora and fauna I-I can sell that.
JAY: All right, we could start small, instituting pilot programs in countries with permafrost.
If there's improvement, expand from there.
We'd have to get every country with permafrost on board.
Russia has the most.
Good thing we're on such good terms with them.
We checked with our climatologists.
The science holds water.
Ecosystem restoration could have a real effect on saving permafrost.
By bringing back woolly mammoths.
I don't remember that kind of thing going well in Jurassic Park.
We'd start with bison, moose and reindeer.
It's worth a shot.
You have my okay for a pilot program in Alaska.
Okay, great.
Canada is a lock.
Greenland will be receptive.
What about Russia? Yeah.
Avdonin's ghosting me, so I'm gonna have to go to Moscow and put it in front of him.
It would help if I had a free hand to negotiate.
What are you thinking? Hold off on expelling Russia's diplomats.
I don't like letting that go unanswered.
Makes us look weak.
They've already agreed to let the CDC help contain this first outbreak.
I think they're ready to bargain, especially when I tell them about these giant bubbles of methane gas and CO2 that will be released when the permafrost finally melts, basically rendering our planet uninhabitable.
Hell, if that doesn't convince them to try to fix it, I don't know what will.
All right, Bess.
Give it a shot.
Thank you, sir.
HENRY: So, Moscow.
Anything I need to know? No.
Another climate initiative.
Let's hope maybe this one does something.
Oh, hey, how'd the talk go with Keats? Oh, it hasn't happened yet.
Henry, come on.
I'm getting a little antsy here.
Could you get it done by the weekend? Definitely, yeah.
Uh, you know, it's not gonna be the same talk you gave the girls, exactly.
Why not? Well, you know, I thought I'd do the basics.
Risk of pregnancy, STDs Not letting yourself get pressured into anything you're not ready for, giving and getting consent.
- All that's the same.
- True.
And then I would get into how physical intimacy is all tied in with emotional intimacy.
I mean, how that can feel really good, but it can also really break your heart.
I mean, ending a, uh, sexual relationship is a lot more difficult than ending a nonsexual one.
You know what, maybe we should do this together.
Really? Because I was getting very okay with you doing it by yourself.
No, you were right, you were right.
I think he could benefit from your perspective.
- How much time do you have? - You want to do it now? No, I can't.
I mean, I have to be out the door in ten minutes.
Well, that's perfect.
No time to overthink.
Just in and out.
So to speak.
Okay.
(CLAPS HANDS) Jace, the thing we're trying to say to you is - Sex kills.
- What? What-what Mom means is that when-when you have sex, there are consequences that you might not be - ready to deal with.
- Things that could alter the whole rest of your life.
I mean, it's emotional.
It's thrilling.
But you got to think about things like, you know, unwanted pregnancy and diseases Guys, we're not having sex.
- What was that? - You're not? No, I (SCOFFS) Okay, Piper feels that when you have a spiritual connection like we do, sex isn't necessary, so we're-we're just kind of above that.
Are we good? - Yup, we're good.
- I think that covers it.
Yeah.
Piper's parents beat us to the punch.
Good messaging, though.
"Sex kills"? I know.
I saw the ten-year-old and I panicked.
- That's good messaging? Sex - I know Boy, Kat, you are a difficult person to find.
And I'm sorry to intrude and I promise from now on out, all of our conversations will be about avocados and how incredibly cool your hair is.
But right now I have a plane waiting for me on the tarmac and I have been over and over the research.
Hang on a second.
Can I get a coffee to go, please? Thank you.
- Why don't you try a veggie kebab? - I don't have time.
I can't.
You know, okay.
Um, can you, can you add a kebab to that order? Thank you.
You were looking at the research.
For the woolly mammoth initiative.
Right.
So I understand science and I know that we There you go.
I know I can get Russia to sign off.
But I don't want this to be a thing where they agree for the optics and then nothing really happens.
I mean, how do we make this agreement something that Russia actually wants to follow through on? Um, because a smallpox outbreak or the fact that everything built on top of permafrost can (LAUGHING): drop into a sinkhole isn't enough? - Here's what we're up against.
- Hmm? Melting permafrost makes Arctic oil easier to drill.
Right.
(SIGHS) Okay.
Peat moss.
ELIZABETH: Peat moss.
Or as you like to call it, torfjanoj moh.
The magic stuff that you put in gardens and it makes everything grow.
Yes, we have used it as fuel.
I know, right? So many uses, which is why it gets overmined.
You know what else peat moss is great for? Keeping the ground temperature stable.
So, whereas a blanket of snow warms the permafrost, a layer of peat on top of the permafrost acts like insulation, so the ground doesn't warm or cool.
It just stays stable.
That's what we need.
What are you asking? Next to Canada, Russia has the second largest area of peat bogs in the world.
Now, I-I know that Russia needs access to its natural resources, so we're not asking you to stop drilling.
But if you can agree to avoid the areas where there's peat and work to preserve what remains, that will buy us all another 100 years on this planet.
Of course, if we work together, we could buy more time than that.
As much as I appreciate this personal appeal, Elizabeth, - the situation with the - No, I know, I know.
We're not in a great position right now to be asking for favors.
But in the spirit of reconciliation, President Dalton has agreed not to expel your diplomats if we can come to an agreement on this.
I mean, come on, why don't you say we take a step to save the planet and bring our countries back together? (SIGHS) Okay.
Elizabeth, I pledge to do everything in my power to ensure our participation in your program.
I have to tell you this agreement only applies to this deal.
We're still expelling your diplomats.
It is with great pride that Canada joins the U.
S.
, Greenland, Russia and China in this groundbreaking or maybe we should say ground-freezing initiative to protect our permafrost.
Thank you, Jonas.
(REPORTERS CLAMORING) What's this? Just a little something to celebrate the successful launch of the Permafrost Protection Project.
I thought popsicles were more appropriate than champagne.
Could've gotten champagne popsicles.
Does that exist? If it doesn't, it should.
- Yeah.
- You know what's surprising? 9:00 a.
m.
is not too early for popsicles.
Ma'am, the press conference is confirmed for noon.
Also, just a reminder, you have Kat Sandoval waiting in your office for you.
Final policy advisor interviews at 11:00.
I know, I know.
I'm going to pull the trigger on that today.
Promise.
It's great to see you again.
I was just heading back to California and I wanted to congratulate you.
- I heard Project Woolly Mammoth is a go.
- Yes.
We managed to get full participation.
Well, 'cause you didn't call it Project Woolly Mammoth.
Because we had your help.
Thank you, really, for everything.
Oh, please.
Oh, also, I wanted to give you this.
You can keep the joke copy for Russell Jackson.
I know he thinks I'm nuts, but this one's for you.
Good luck on the avocado farm.
Uh, could we have a word? Yes, of course.
Sure.
(CLEARS THROAT) KAT: I hate the farm.
Avocados, they make no sense.
I thought they did, but they don't.
But working with you this week that made sense.
Well, now I'm really confused because, I mean, I thought No, I know, I know.
I know.
(LAUGHING): I wrote a whole book about how the farm saved me and I completely meant it because, I don't know if you've heard, but, uh, I am nothing if not fully committed.
(CHUCKLES) I might've heard something about that.
Yeah, about those stories.
They're all true.
Well, they do keep getting one part wrong.
I didn't throw a chair.
I threw a table at a chair of the Armed Services Committee.
We had just been, uh, traveling through Southeast Asia, setting up aid programs when I found out this guy had let himself get bribed in the the dumbest way imaginable and I just lost it.
Do I regret it? Of course.
And I worked like hell to get those people to trust me again, but the problem was I didn't trust them.
The day I quit was the day I realized I didn't want to have to throw furniture anymore.
But then you tracked me down at a pita place to talk about permafrost Yeah, sorry about ambushing your meal.
No, no, no, I loved it.
You knew you didn't have it yet and you weren't gonna stop until you did.
Do you know how rare that is? Look, all I wanted to say was I know you're looking for a policy advisor and I want to throw my hat in the ring.
I am open-minded but decisive.
I will walk through fire to make things happen for you and I promise my furniture- throwing days are over.
You had me at permafrost.
She actually threw a table at a senator.
I mean, how often is the real story even worse than the rumor? You think I'm crazy for hiring her.
What? Sorry.
Look, I think I need to talk.
It's about the leak that led to Nafisa being taken.
Who was it? I still don't know.
There's a task force looking at the agents being blown in multiple departments.
Okay.
So, they're looking into it.
- That's good.
- But the blown ops, in order to have access to that level of Intel, you'd have to be on the president's cabinet.
Which is crazy.
I know.
That leaves only eight other people it could be.
Henry.
Someone in the Congressional Gang of Eight could be selling out our country.
I don't know who.
I don't know why.
And I hope to hell I'm wrong, but what if I'm not?