Wynonna Earp (2016) s04e07 Episode Script

1
(Wynonna): Previously
on Wynonna Earp
I'm so happy you finally
brought her here to meet me.
- You seem nice.
- The Clantons are in Purgatory.
An eye for an eye.
Doc, I think
they killed Billy.
I've been marked!
- I'm tired of this fight.
- People can change.
Come to Mama.
Hey, sexy.
My ancestors will devour her.
(screaming)
(gunshot)
I guess you and that gun
deserve each other.
Nicole Haught,
will you marry me?
Yes, I will marry you.
(light country music)
(train horn blaring)
I'm free as the breeze ♪
And I do as I please ♪
And I do what I want to do ♪
I go where I want ♪
(Demetri): Get a room!
I mean it, like, legit,
they're three feet from you
and cost less than a dental dam.
(Wynonna singing)
(creature gobbling)
Time's up, beast.
(suspenseful music)
(both): Holy shit.
- I see you found your gun.
- And my mojo.
Make your peace, Amon.
(theme music)
'Cause I gave you
all I got to give ♪
I know that ain't
no way to live ♪
I told that devil
to take you back ♪
I told that devil
to take you back ♪
To the happily engaged couple!
(bottle popping, cheering)
(laughing)
Again!
Hey! It took me weeks
to find that couch.
To Nicole and Waverly.
May you grow old
on one pillow.
Cheers.
Don't squander
the eloquence now.
The real engagement party's
tomorrow.
Alas, I must send my regrets.
- What?
- You're not coming?
But here is another toast.
To all the kisses
we have snatched,
and vice versa.
- Oh, my God.
- (Doc clearing throat)
- Beg pardon.
- Sometimes in a bar,
a gentleman forgets himself.
- I'd like to forget that.
- Hmm.
You know what helps?
Mindless labour.
Why don't we get more ice?
It's been over a month,
you have to come.
This thing with Wynonna,
it's just another blip.
Yeah, well not to me,
it's not.
Really making a go
of this, huh?
Uh, well, I don't have
much choice.
Turns out Chrissy invested
my entire pension
into this old gal.
Okay, but you have to get
some real staff
- to help you out, alright?
- Hey, where's Wynonna?
I really need you two
to take care of this
basement business.
Imagine that people found out
I've got a teenage
killer Reaper down there?
They're mad enough I took
potato skins off the menu.
Did you tell that little
glow stick of yours
that you wouldn't have found it
if I hadn't helped?
It says that, uh
a monster who knows all the goss
is still a monster.
Well, this monster
isn't hurting anyone.
I'll bet you Bambi's
got a different take.
Bambi's food.
And unless you faint
at the sight of sausages
or that jacket of yours is made
of rare zucchini leather,
- you can't judge me.
- Except, I've never donned a
What is that? A lobster bib
for leather queens?
If I don't wear it,
my dry-cleaning bills
are a bitch.
(unsettling music)
It's just good to remember
that I can kill you.
Any time I want.
(Amon chuckles)
Who told you my kink?
(eerie music)
(chuckling)
(birds chirping)
Mmm
We back, honey.
Back in Valdosta,
my uncle Thomas,
he taught me to woodwork.
Should you wish to be married
beneath an arbour,
it would be my honour
to build you one.
- As a gift.
- Doc!
(door opening)
You're going to make me cry.
Well, slap my ass
and call me the sister-in-law!
Except you. You're not allowed
to participate
in the slapping of ass.
Congratulations again.
You didn't warn me
you were partying
with The Lame Ranger.
- Where have you been?
- We called hours ago.
Been a little busy.
Oh yeah? Too busy to celebrate
your sister's engagement?
No!
I was busy
making plans to celebrate.
Intricate, planny plans.
- Really?
- Yeah.
Oh yeah? What kind?
The bachelorette.
Girls' night out!
(heavy club music)
(women cheering)
This isn't a girls' night out,
this is ladies' night.
I didn't know
it would be male strippers.
Oh yeah? Didn't come up
when you were making
your planny-plans?
Hey! Giuseppe!
- This bride needs a delivery!
- No. Stop.
- Stop!
- Come bring the soppressata!
(women cheering)
Another bride!
Uh, no, I'm not a bride.
But I am her fiancée!
Cute!
Love the lob, girl.
- Shots?
- Oh
My bridal party bailed
to go to Bible study.
- (chuckling)
- Well, it is noon on a Sunday.
(women cheering)
Okay. Oh!
(Waverly sighs)
Yep!
Definitely time to get
that hot ginger off the market.
As if you have anything
to worry about.
Everybody loves Waverly Earp.
Nobody's gonna steal
your sunshine.
Yeah, well, Nicole wants
to do it ASAP anyway.
Maybe just at City Hall.
But how will the sparrows
weave your gown that quickly?
It's her second.
She wasn't even a fancy
wedding person the first time.
Yeah, but you've had
bridal scrapbooks
since you were ten.
Just tell her
what you want, baby girl.
You deserve it.
(man over speaker): Tie down
those saddlebags,
the West is getting wild!
Welcome Demetri!
(country music, women cheering)
Oh baby, you should
smile more! You'd be prettier!
Reverse sexism
is still sexism, Wynonna.
Fine.
Show us your big
personality!
(magical sparkling)
I know him.
(bell dinging)
One bourbon, on the rocks.
You get juice.
Kid your age
should be in school.
- (chuckling)
- Pass.
I have nightmares about school.
I end up naked in front
of an assembly,
forgetting the words
to the national anthem.
Hmm.
There'd be other kids your age
to hang out with.
Yeah, last time I tried that,
didn't turn out so well.
Billy Clanton.
I didn't know
he was a Clanton.
I don't blame people
for doing what they do
when they don't know
what that is.
Like when you were
a barnacle beast
and totally ate Nicole's cat?
Sorry. I I get weird
when I spend too much time
at the homestead.
Alone.
Well
I need a bar-back.
You clean up,
you follow my rules,
you don't drink the booze,
you never go in the basement,
and you never, ever
mention the cat again.
I swear on the bones
of Calamity Jane.
That was the last time.
Okay.
Well, Rachel
welcome to Team Shorty's.
- Yay!
- (laughing)
(club music)
(women cheering)
Butterball, Horn Dog,
- Blowjob!
- Oh!
What is Friday night
at my ex's?
Ding! You win a shot!
- Aye.
- Aye, aye, aye.
(background chatter)
You know, I would take it
over another night with my ex.
Oh, yeah.
Smug moustache
Lectures on my morality
(laughing)
Grabbing me like I'm a mustang
he's gonna break.
Only that lightning-fast
hand's down my pants
before I can even wish he
Ugh!
I'd tell you to move on
to women,
but they're just as bad.
Love is like the Tooth Fairy.
Never pays as well
as you think?
It don't exist!
And I know! I've tried it all.
I'm pan.
Pan I buy you another drink?
Uh
Drinks, pink, purple, blue,
what you got?
No love is real.
(Waverly scoffs)
I know that for a fact,
because I am
a love professional.
Love might be the only thing
that's real.
Nicole died for me.
And I would kill for her.
And if you can't feel that much,
then I'm sorry for you.
Truly.
You wanna bet on it?
What, that love is real?
I don't know how we could
prove who won, but
sure.
(chuckling)
Tell your sister
she is a delightful lunatic.
And godspeed spreading
all that totally real love
through the world.
(magical sparkling)
And good luck
with your strippering.
(curious music)
(magical sparkling)
Well, with Sheriff Holt
and his sister gone,
there's no one here
to man the store.
Will there even be marriage
license applications?
Usually, they're here.
Mmm, baby.
- Hi.
- (giggling)
Hey, have you thought maybe
a suit?
For the wedding?
- What did I do?
- No, no, nothing.
You did nothing. It's just
the public stuff.
I just feel like
what we have is
between us, you know, babe?
It's ours.
Nicole, there's nobody here.
Yeah, no.
Just me and the Lord.
And that curling trophy.
Bunny Loblaw?
Ms. Haught.
Good to see you still know
where the police station is.
Well, I'm not your sheriff
anymore, Bunny.
And we're here
on personal business.
Oh, let me guess.
You want to institute
Flannel Fridays,
and oh, maybe a few more
off-leash dog parks?
Well, I'm a cat person.
Oh, I remember
that homicidal puss.
Uh, is there someone else
we should be bothering
- with this request?
- Hmm Uh-uh!
I am a one-woman
volunteer city hall
in a town of scofflaws.
(magical sparkling)
(Waverly): Scofflaws?
(Bunny): Scofflaws! Layabouts!
(whispering): Lesbians.
(ethereal music)
My God, Waverly,
you are so beautiful.
Have you always
been this beautiful before?
Uh How long will it take
to get a license?
God, like, you're hot!
You are like the wildest
combination of sweet and hot.
The Clayborns
Clantons.
Well, they've disappeared.
And without a magistrate,
I cannot guarantee
a quick turnaround.
- Oh, you're like honey mustard.
- I wanna spread you
- all over a pretzel.
- Sorry.
No, no, no!
You do not do that in here!
This is not
a soccer locker room!
Listen, you have to afford us
the same rights
as any other couple.
Look, I do not want to fight,
but I will if I have to.
(quietly): Stop.
Fine. Oh, please.
Thank you, Ms. Loblaw.
You have got to go home.
I don't know what that was,
but I do not need it
on my next errand!
What do you mean,
I can't come with you?!
Take seven cold showers
and only think about
- Band of Brothers.
- Ugh!
Can I shut this for you?
(magical sparkling)
(ethereal music)
Anything you want.
Oh
It's apple.
Okay?
In China, the word
for apple is "ping",
which is also
a homonym for peace.
Peace?
Your sister
is killing my business
by killing my customers.
And I will
mention that to her.
Anyway
I went to pick up a marriage
application today.
Was little Cleo Clanton
in the office?
- The magistrate?
- Mm-hmm.
Nope.
Something big happened
over on their ranch awhile back.
Margo Clanton is one bitch
of a witch.
Only something spectacular
could've taken her out.
Why don't you cut to the chase?
I want to choose a date,
but my fiancée is nervous
because of
well, all the
yous around.
If I could tell her
there was a day
that we'd been promised a truce,
that would help a ton.
Just one day of
ping!
That was weird.
(sighing)
(magical sparkling)
(ethereal music)
Waverly Earp
I will fight for you
to have peace for all your days.
Just the one
will be peachy.
Thanks.
Ah
What did happen
with you and Mam Clanton?
(soft eerie music)
I don't remember.
I only touched her.
Could that have killed her?
You are powerful.
But all I want is to be happy.
I'm engaged.
I'm in love.
I want that for everyone.
Including you.
I know, little lamb.
But we need to know
what happened to Holt's sister.
Maybe Cleo's happy too.
(sinister music)
Maybe somebody
should find out.
(gasping)
- Oh, I missed you!
- What took you so long?
What was that,
at the police station?
I love you
so much. It's like I'm full
of love lava,
and it wants to burst
out of my skin.
I'm Mount Haught.
(birds chirping)
Okay, you were
extra standoffish
until Bunny appeared.
And then, you turned into
a horny octopus!
Baby, I'm gonna die
if you're angry.
Hey!
Look!
Hey!
(chuckling)
Are you possessed again?
What?
Ow! No!
Baby, it's just that
It's your wedding.
It should have everything
that you want.
You want costume changes!
Or, oh! Sky writing!
Are you making fun of me?
- We should release doves.
- (car honking)
Or butterflies.
And we need to nail down
a wedding hashtag, like, stat!
Someone's here. I should
- No, but Hey, hey!
- What about WaveNic?
Or Heatwave?
(gasping)
Wayhaught!
No, that's ridiculous.
You cannot marry
Nicole Haught!
Okay, that's enough.
Get your homophobia
off my homestead.
I know I am
an inexperienced gay.
In fact, I haven't really
gayed at all
But I raided every single
craft store,
and I got you these
faux-ses.
Because, Waverly Earp,
I love you.
(stammering)
Nope!
Nope. A whole bunch of nopes.
- Oh, oh, oh!
- Okay? I'll call you.
But you don't even
have my number.
- I definitely do.
- No, no, no, you don't!
- Yeah, thanks for coming by!
- You look so pretty.
You know, I have an old
copy of Bend It Like Beckham.
We can watch it together!
(light music)
I want you to have these.
Bunny Loblaw's hot for you?
It's gotta be a prank?
Girl. You can get it.
Nobody wants that it,
but you can get it.
How, why am I suddenly
everybody's thing?
Because it's a day
that ends in Y?
Or I made one
hell of a bad bet.
(light music)
(birds chirping)
(sniffing, groaning)
Loblaw's into
your flaming ladybug.
- Stop.
- (Wynonna giggling)
Ooh! That stone-cold
battle-axe
wants you to pat the Bunny!
It's not funny.
What if there's something
seriously wrong with her?
Baby girl,
what's wrong with Bunbun
is she's a homophobic hoe,
and you fixed it
- with your magical coochie.
- Stop!
Honestly, I am in awe!
Maybe it's that thing
where somebody gets taken
off the market,
and is suddenly more appealing.
Still doesn't explain
how Bunny's suddenly moved
to Sapphic City.
And today has had
an extra serving of whackadoo.
No, first
Nicole was all over me
with triple X PDA.
And then, I went
to talk to that Amon?
He acted like
we were on a fantasy
overnight episode
of The Bachelorette.
- (groaning)
- There it is!
- (sighing)
- What?
It's always a demon.
Oh, no, no, it can't be.
I saw Bunny first.
- I'll take care of him.
- You stay here.
No, I'm coming.
I have another theory.
(insects chirping)
(soft eerie music)
(flies buzzing)
(suspenseful music)
Lord Almighty.
(distant scuffling)
Who is here?
I will give you until
the count of five.
One
(fly buzzing continues)
Two
(gun clicking)
(suspenseful music)
Five.
You here to kill me?
(soft music)
I promised your brother
I would not.
But I want you to.
Please.
Just make the whole thing end.
(crying)
We need to tend to whatever's
left of your mother.
I can't!
I need her to tell me
what to do next!
You need to snap out
of whatever this is.
(magical sparkling)
(ethereal music)
Are you fixing to flood
the whole damn county
with them tears, love?
Seeing a girl cry will break
any man's heart.
But when that girl is brave,
tenacious, and fierce?
Well
You're nearly tearing
this outlaw's heart in two.
(chuckling)
Well, fuck me, that was hot.
Hey elk dicker!
Get your animal eating
ass out here.
In future, you could
start with hello.
Hello.
Fawn fucker.
I'm not a zoophile.
Beware koalas,
I hear they all have chlamydia.
(magical sparkling)
(ethereal music)
(music droning out)
That word too big for you?
I don't sleep with animals.
Would you consider a slightly
oversexed gunslinger?
I give great
(inhaling)
everything.
(knocking)
- Don't look!
- You'll fall for me!
Someone's been reading
her daily affirmation cards.
It's for your own protection.
I can't fall in love.
Because you don't
believe in it?
Because I am
immune to the spell.
- (gasping)
- I knew you did it!
Mmm, ooh!
Demetri, I never actually
bet you anything.
Stop making everyone
gaga over me!
Well, they shouldn't
be falling for you.
Not if you're doing it right.
Wait
I'm doing it?
You said you were
a love professional.
At first I thought that was
some new woke term
for strippers,
but then, I realized.
How did you do this to me?
Ugh, honestly, girl,
don't you ever do your laundry?
Check your pockets.
As far as spells go,
it's stupid easy.
Decide who you think
should fall in love,
and then, flick a little
of your secret sauce on 'em.
Ew. Don't say secret sauce.
Only tricky part is
make sure the flickee
sees the target
you want them
to fall for immediately.
Because they all in
on the first person they see.
All in?
(door closing)
I will not sleep with you.
- Why?!
- Because I'm the Earp heir?
Come here!
Because I love Waverly!
(techno music playing)
(stammering): What?
She's just, she's so pure,
and she's so genuine.
She's so much cuter
than the cutest of buttons.
Since when is that your thing?
Right? I mean, Doc is usually
at the top of my lust chart.
I mean, the man is a universal
arousal architect.
No, I am! I am!
But the heart
is a demanding master.
And mine only wants your sister.
My engagement party
is tonight.
I can't do this job.
I don't want to.
That's why I moved
into delivery.
Better tips, better hours,
and you're allowed
to eat the fries
that fall out of the bag.
Also, this spell
ignores consent!
You know
You moderns
are so single-minded.
There's all kinds of love!
Sex doesn't enter the equation
unless that's what
the client really wants.
Mm-mm.
(birds chirping)
What if I bury
the glitter and just go?
Cupids
can only quit if they
pass it on by choice.
A Cupid?
Those were wing scars.
- I had them removed.
- So over the top.
You were a Cupid and you
stopped believing in love?
Oh, also
Be prepared to keep explaining
why you're not a fat baby.
You know, stereotypes!
Ta-ta!
So you're saying
that's how you spread the love,
with that little
jar of sparkles?
Yeah, I have to figure out
a way
to responsibly pass it on.
I I can't skip my own party!
Nicole has a surprise for me.
I'm scared.
(snickering)
Fifty bucks says she got
your name tattooed
across her boobs.
Which are so great, right?
What did you call her boobs?
I'm not in love with her,
don't freak.
I'm just making sure
that you are
still
into boobs, generally.
- Wynonna?
- Yes?
You sure you haven't had
any love zombie symptoms?
Nope. Nothin' but net.
Hmm.
Maybe you're resistant
to the spell.
More like looked in the mirror
and fell for the actual
hottest woman around.
Good Golden Globes!
You know Doc's not coming,
right?
- (scoffing)
- Who?
Listen, the only problem
you really have is
people adore you,
which must be so hard.
Can I borrow some mascara?
Yeah, sure.
Listen, just leave
that glitter shit here.
It'll be safe,
and we'll find a fat baby
to curse tomorrow.
Oops!
- (Waverly sighs)
- Okay.
- Hey.
- Hey!
- Shall we go celebrate?
- (gasping)
I am so ready.
The big guns
are locked and loaded.
Hi everyo ahh!
Hello, fiancée,
who is marrying me.
Welcome to our engagement party.
Bunny! I wasn't expecting you.
Yeah, nice blazer.
You didn't call.
I got two phones
with the exact same number
so I didn't miss you.
And Amon too!
Well, your sister mentioned
- Ow!
- the party, and I thought
maybe I might be of service.
Raise your hand
if you need servicing.
- I'd like to hit that.
- Uh
Bunny? Come with me.
This is your sister's
engagement party!
Did you have to go
full on whore?
I do look great. Nedley?
Get Bunny a nice
glass of water, okay?
(whispering): Give her
all the boozes, alright?
Get her so sloshed
she thinks she's Jann Arden.
(upbeat music playing)
(magical sparkling)
(ethereal music)
(music droning out)
Cheese and crackers, Bonita.
You know, you haven't looked
this great since church camp.
You get your hair done?
And that's when I knew
not only was I going to win
the bullfight,
but I was gonna become
Spain's champion matador.
She's a vegan.
- (gasping)
- Amon?
I am extremely interested
in bull riding.
Or being ridden like one.
Okay!
Why are you doing this?
Because Waverly's never
inviting you
to motorboat in her marina!
- Wynonna!
- Everybody loves Waverly!
It's always Waverly,
Waverly, Waverly!
(Bunny over speakers):
Excuse me?
This is a love song,
and I am sending it out
to the most beautiful
woman in the world.
Zoë Kravitz?
Waverly Earp.
- Oh, God.
- (Wynonna whines)
(guitar melody)
How do you cool your lips ♪
- (Amon grumbling)
- Hey, hey!
After a summer's kiss ♪
How do you ♪
(whispering): Stop it!
Wait!
- I don't know.
- Oh, my God.
After the body bliss ♪
(insects chirping)
Mam said everyone associated
with the Earps were all evil,
and that all you wanted
was for us to die.
My mama, Alice, taught me
if a worthy person needs help,
you help.
(Cleo chuckles)
Worthy?
She had big plans.
A legacy to fulfill.
And now I'm too stupid
and too alone to fulfill them.
(soft music)
(birds chirping)
You look at yourself.
I hate my stupid face.
Your eyes are sharp.
That is where the beauty is.
You survived.
And no vindictive
old woman's words
can take that away from you.
It's your turn to do
whatever you want,
on your terms.
Be your own legacy, Cleo.
Why are you helping me?
It's what I do.
I'm a damn good sidekick.
(birds chirping)
(Bunny singing)
(Bunny and Nedley singing):
Insensitive!
- Hey, hey, hey!
- I, too, have a song.
You don't come in
on Bunny's territory!
(Nicole singing): Oh I love you,
love you, love you
(overlapping arguing)
(Wynonna singing): Ride my bull!
(Bunny): Guys, you're ruining
everything!
(clattering)
(suspenseful music)
Nedley.
(singing, shouting)
(arguing continues)
(Bunny): You're ruining
everything!
(clattering)
(whispering): I need your help.
- (Nicole): Waverly?
- Turns out I've been passing on
a love disease!
(overlapping background chatter)
No! Not that kind
of love disease!
Baby, do you need help?
This one gives people
insane feelings of adoration
- for the next person they see.
- Waverly, I know you want it.
I need you to come down
to Shorty's. Please!
You're the only one unaffected!
(excited squealing)
Nobody has ever
talked to me like that.
I should be on my way.
It makes me happy
that Mam and Nicole's
- covenant for you went bust.
- Nicole?
(suspenseful music)
Yeah.
Mam helped her get Waverly
out of the garden,
in exchange for
well, you.
(Doc exhales)
I understand.
Unfortunately.
(birds chirping)
(car door opens and closes)
(car starts)
(suspenseful music)
(soft eerie music)
(chain clanking)
(low growling)
(screaming)
- The hummus!
- I hand squished it myself!
Get your bean hands
off my guitar!
A lady should not
have to ask twice.
(Bunny): Randy,
you're not helping!
(Nicole): Stay out of this!
(overlapping chatter)
Doc! Thank Eros.
- That is so hot!
- Can't we just be friends?
Well, don't just stand there,
distract Wynonna!
- I'd rather not.
- (balloons popping)
Damn it, Doc!
Alright, by grabs.
(overlapping arguing)
Excuse me, I've got an online
order here for a Waverly Earp?
Demetri! Hi!
- karaokier!
- Guys!
- Look what we've done!
- Where's the sparkle jar?
I left it at home.
Ow! Stop it!
You may have
I'm giving you a golden shower
whether you like it or not!
Wyno No!
- Ah!
- Whoa!
(magical sparkling)
(bright music)
I can't believe I'm friends
with the greatest gunslinger
that ever lived.
Doc mother-kissing Holliday.
- Are you kidding me?
- I cannot believe I am amigos
with four-time curling champion
Randy Nedley.
I love you.
You hiding a fluffy little
bunny tail in those slacks?
You wanna check?
You know, I suddenly wonder,
if you weren't gonna be
my sister-in-law,
- could we do things?
- Mmm, Nicole.
I love you more than whisky.
But I think you're driving
this bus somewhere
we don't want it to go.
Your spit destroys love?
The universe craves balance.
You could've just
told me that!
Should we get naked anyway?
- Just for science.
- Okie dokie
Can I cut in? Hmm
I cannot.
Sorry, brother, may I?
(sighing)
(chuckling)
(soft music)
I can almost see
the love vibrating off them.
(Demetri): It's fake, pumpkin.
Your insane sister caused it
with a glitter bomb.
You're always so
sad.
Wait.
Not just sad.
What was their name?
Amon.
What?
Yeah.
After two years,
he changed the locks.
He said I bored him.
Your heartbreak proved
that love
does exist.
And their love for one another,
it's not fake.
It just gets buried day-to-day
under hurt
and pride.
It doesn't always last forever,
but it's real.
(scoffing)
Fine.
I'll take the Cupid power back.
But you have to help me
unmess your mess.
Fine.
Aim for the butts.
Love lives in the butt.
- (sinister music)
- Who's there?
- (deep voice): Rachel?
- Billy?
I want to go home.
(spitting)
(soft music playing)
(spitting)
I don't want to let go.
(spitting)
- Ah.
- (spitting)
Well, this is weird.
Understatement.
- (spitting)
- Ow! Randy!
(Demetri): Oh, nailed it!
Oh, we can never
speak of this again.
(snorting)
(laughing)
(door closes)
- Yes!
- We did it!
(laughing)
So, I don't exactly understand
what happened, but
You still seem
to love me, so
- I do.
- (door closes)
And I think we settled
on a medium fussy wedding.
Perfect.
(giggling)
Well
I chose you, Waverly Earp,
because I hadn't seen anyone
this in love.
Not since forever.
(cell phone ringing)
Yeah? Get off my ass, Marty.
Alright? Yeah, their burgers
are coming in a sec.
Yeah, they're still warm!
Whichever one of us kids
became Clanton heir
you planned for us to turn you
into a Reaper, right?
To join those we'd lost.
And together,
we'd avenge our name.
And I will do that, Mam.
(flies buzzing)
I'll destroy them.
All of them,
just like you wanted.
But you're never gonna see it.
Did you really think
I'd forgive you
for killing Billy?
(intense music)
Dinner, everybody!
(growling)
Who's ready for some
rotten old bitch?
(creatures screeching)
Jesus Christ!
Okay. Hey, Bunny!
Do you need us to give you
a ride home?
- What, do you think I'm drunk?
- I am drunk.
I'm as drunk as a bum
the day the cheques come out!
Oh, boy.
You guys are really,
really special.
And the love you have
for each other is
nothing short of inspiring.
Oh. That actually means
a lot that you said that.
Yeah, it'd mean a lot more
if she meant it.
No, no, no. I mean it.
Anyone that doesn't think so
Just because you share
four breasts
they're a bunch of dumdums.
(chuckling)
You sure we can't
give you a ride home?
Randy Nedley's gonna
give me a ride home.
Oh!
Well, have a nice evening,
lesbians.
Uh, Waverly's bisexual.
Yeah, well, just say horny.
And she's back.
(door opens and closes)
Surely there are other bars
for you to drink in.
(weapon powering up)
I came for the entertainment.
(upbeat music playing)
Now there's the Earp sister
I like.
Hazardous, hot, half-in-the-bag.
I wasn't sure
if you'd be alone.
Demetri?
He left after I let him
yell some nonsense
about how I have no soul.
- Hmm.
- (Wynonna chuckles)
Been there.
Hated it.
- I was mostly bored.
- I guess I am a monster.
Who gives a fuck?
I thought you wanted
to kill me.
All I want is
to stop feeling guilty
for what I am.
When what I am
is necessary.
You're a
You're a confusing woman.
Flexible, too.
Are you gonna tell me
you're in love
with my sister now?
- No, ma'am.
- Good.
Now show me how you
ride that bull.
(Amon gasps)
Billy?
Welcome home, little brother.
It's time we took back
what's ours.