Glee s04e08 Episode Script
Thanksgiving
I'm sitting in a railway station Got a ticket for my destination Oh oh On a tour of one-night stands My suitcase and guitar in hand And every stop is neatly planned For a poet and a one-man band This wave Wave Is stringing us along Along Just know you're not alone 'Cause I'm gonna make this place your home Every day's an endless stream Of cigarettes and magazines Oh, oh-oh And each town looks the same to me The movies and the factories And every stranger's face I see Reminds me that I long to be The trouble, it might drag you down If you get lost, you can always be found Just know you're not alone Know you're not alone 'Cause I'm gonna make this place your home Oh-oh-oh-oh Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh Know you're not alone Where my music's playing Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh I'm gonna make, I'm gonna make Make this place our home Ah ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah Ah, ah, ah, ah Know you're not alone Ah ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah.
Home for the holidays just like we promised.
Guys, I-I Dude, if you start crying, I'm gonna kick your ass.
Group hug! When I was seven years old, I had a dream.
It's the first one I actually remember.
I was alone on a stage wearing a beautiful dress.
I couldn't see the audience, but I could feel the full house.
They had all come for one to hear me sing.
And now, thanks to Glee Club, with sectionals this week, that dream is about to come true.
Well, except the part where Skeet Ulrich gave me a bouquet of kittens at the end.
My dreams are weird.
Mom's doing great with her diet.
She's lost 12 pounds! I haven't lost quite as much, but I'm pretty sure I can see a difference.
I'm not letting up until after sectionals, though.
I've got to look my best up there.
I just want to be great for all of them.
I can feel how much they're depending on me.
I can't let them down.
Especially them.
The pressure is on, Marley Rose, and it's like Mom always says Don't blow it.
So I said, "You girls are gonna need another cup.
" Yeah, but, guys, I'd like to propose a toast: To almost all of us keeping our promise to come home for Thanksgiving.
Cheers! Cheers! Here's to us.
Has anybody heard from Rachel or Kurt? No.
I know Blaine's been texting him, but Kurt won't text back.
Well, Rachel e-mailed me.
She said she's not really sure what she's doing for the holidays yet.
I'm sorry about what went down with the two of you.
No, it's cool.
It's for the best.
Well, I think that it's sweet that you and Rachel keep in touch, Quinn.
Well, she basically e-mails me every other week to remind me that I still haven't used the train ticket that she gave me.
I'm just, I'm trying to keep straight A's.
And I just got tapped to be in the only female secret society at Yale.
Hillary Clinton, Jennifer Beals.
You go, girl.
Well, I, for one, would love to talk about everybody that is here.
I have a favor to ask.
All right, do you realize, standing before you are legends? Any single one of these guys could be.
President of the United States one day.
I don't know about that.
And lucky for us, they've agreed to help us Hang with the new chumps and see if some of our sheer awesomeness doesn't rub off on you.
It will.
When you hear your name, pair up.
Puck, you're with your brother.
Mike, you're with Ryder.
Marley, you're with Santana.
Kitty, you're with Quinn.
Oh! Wade, Mercedes.
Sashay.
Enchanté.
I knew it.
Mercedes was cloned.
Now, your mentors are here to help you with whatever you need: Singing, dancing Birth control.
You're so funny and self-deprecating! We're so much alike! Wanky.
The worst mistake that we can make is to underestimate our competition.
The Warblers are ruthless this year.
Don't forget about the Rosedale Mennonites.
Any show choir that can raise a barn in five minutes deserves mad respect.
Marley and Blaine will handle our duet, and for the showstopper we're doing "Gangnam Style.
" Okay, lumps, let me just say out loud what everyone here is thinking: You finally got an okay haircut, you're not doing that annoying half smirk as much as you used to, but you're still a idiot.
No one in this room can tackle a massive dance number except for Brit.
That includes your little "Hand-Jive" that, to me, looked more like a hand Is there any way Mr.
Shue can come back for this? Listen to me, we have never lost sectionals before, and there's no way we're gonna do it under my watch.
We can and we will succeed! We need an ambitious number with a strong dance element.
That's the Warbler's calling card, and we need to blow them out of the water.
And Mike said he could easily show one of our guys how to do the dance number.
I did? Crap.
I, uh, I kind of forgot to ask you about that.
But one of our guys is gonna have to take the lead with Brit.
So who's it gonna be? Hello? White Chocolate.
Oh, no, no, no.
Um Hey, I can't believe that we have to dance for this guy who's getting trained at the Joffrey Ballet School.
He's gonna think I'm special needs.
Listen, man, I need to talk to you about something else.
Last Friday I kind of went out with Marley.
Kind of? I mean, we didn't actually go anywhere.
We just kind of hung out and played SongPop and Bad Piggies all night.
So this is like a thing? Not if it's gonna make us mortal enemies again.
I'll end it if you want me to, but for the record, I wasn't just gonna hump her and dump her.
Marley's different, she's special.
No, don't break it off because of me.
Yeah? Yeah, but you better not snake the dance lead from me, all right? You don't get to have everything at this school.
That's all yours, dude.
I don't have any end zone moves anyway.
So I found out that I didn't get cast in Glass Menagerie, Oh! But the NYADA Showcase is this week, so I'm gonna spend the whole, long holiday weekend just really prepping for it to make sure that I get it.
Good.
Did you put in your application? Yes, and I put it on Vogue.
com stationery so it'd stand out.
I'm really feeling good about us staying home for the weekend, don't you? Yeah, yeah.
Yeah-yeah- yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah.
We don't have to go home just because there's a show or because it's a long weekend, right? Right, no.
I mean, even though it's Thanksgiving, and sectionals, and all our friends are there, and I miss my dad.
I miss my dads, too, but I just feel like every time we go home, it just makes me feel sad and like we're not like moving forward, you know? And even though we don't have our boyfriends, we still have our dreams and our ambition.
And each other.
Yes.
You are the only significant other I need in my life.
Oh I have to just, you know, forget about Finn and forget about Brody.
Forget about Blaine.
Yeah, forget any guy who's broke an girl or guy's heart, okay? We are on the verge of becoming the best versions of ourselves.
Can't you feel it? For the first time, probably because it's easier just to drink your Kool-Aid, than go against you.
I know what you mean.
Look.
Look at our life.
Look at this city! Yeah.
I know that it can be a little sad and lonely sometimes, but I promise you, we are gonna have the best Thanksgiving ever.
Pinkie promise? Pinky promise.
Okay, fellas, Korean boy bands have been tearing up the music scene, and there's a lot we can learn from them.
Follow my lead.
Fantastic, baby, dance I wanna dance, dance, dance, dance Stretch it out.
Fantastic, baby, dance Sam, toes, bro! Dude, wear some shoes! Jake, come on.
Let's pick it up, man.
Come on, you guys gotta feel it.
Here we go.
Hands, hip, quick feet.
Easy, Sam.
You look like you're trying to mount someone.
This was what I call "The Big Tipper.
" Big bills always came flying.
Ryder, looking good, man.
Those moves are legit, son.
Seriously, Jake? Even I can do better.
Come on.
Dude, lay off, okay? This isn't my style.
Show some more.
Here we go.
Whoo! Oh, this battle is over.
Looks like we got our new Gangnam front man right here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha Wow, fantastic, baby.
Along with being beautiful, the three of us are National Showchoir Championship goddesses.
We are winners.
Which is why Finn has asked us to come and shower you with the inspiration that is the Unholy Trinity.
Santana, Brittany and I knew each other so well that I could tell by the slightest quiver in Santana's upper lip which way we were gonna move.
Whether our hips are gonna shake or shimmy.
No.
You girls have to be tight up there, okay? The judges love the feminine quality, and the Warblers just don't have it.
It's about being individuals.
You know, we're all different.
But it's also about synchronicity.
Can you give us an example? It's been a few months, but I'm the three of us could put together something on the fly.
Yeah! I've been cryin' Ooh, ooh 'Cause I'm lonely For you Smiles have all turned To tears The tears won't wash away The fears That you're never, ever gonna return To ease the fire that within me burns It keeps me Cryin', baby, for you Keeps me sighin', baby, for you So won't you hurry Come on, boy, see about me Come see about me See about your baby Come see about me I've given up my friends just For you My friends have gone and you Have, too No peace shall I find Until you come back And be mine No matter what you do or say I'm gonna love you anyway Keep on cryin', baby, for you I'm gonna keep sighin', baby, for you So come on, hurry Come on and see about me Come see about me See about your baby Come see about me You know I'm so lonely Come see about me I love you only Come see about me See about me Come see about me See about your baby Come see about me You know I'm so lonely Come see about me I love you only Come see about me Come see about me Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Hey, are you are you feeling okay? You look like you're gonna hurl.
Um, I think I'm just really tired from all the rehearsing.
Now that we're alone, can I tell you a secret? Of course.
If Finn hadn't paired us together, I would've thrown such a hissy.
Why is that? Because you're Quinn Fabray, and I idolize you.
You're Cheerios royalty.
Can I show you something? Sure.
Every day, I ask myself, "What would Quinn Fabray do?" It's really nice to know that people still remember me.
Remember you? Oh, no, we aspire to be you, me especially.
What's with Marley? She seemed a little out of it during rehearsal.
Oh, that one? She's sweet as pie, and I've tried to be a good friend to her, but ever since she started dating Jake Puckerman, I fear she's on the wrong path.
Word is he's pressuring her to swipe her V-card.
If that were to happen, well, no one knows the dangers of a good girl mixing with a Puckerman better than you.
I can't believe that you're not dancing with Brittany.
I've seen you.
You're incredible.
You told me that you love it.
You take lessons.
It's kind of an honor amongst bro thing with Ryder.
Look, he's being really cool about you and me, and he wants the solo, so I'm just trying to do him a solid.
Even if that means we lose sectionals? Ryder's gonna be great.
I promise.
I will make sure he's great.
Now can I walk you to lunch please? You've been skipping out on me all week.
Can't.
I have to rehearse.
Because I'm not gonna be the one who lets the team down.
Uh, guys, listen up.
Ms.
July said that she does not want to teach today because she can't stand to be in the same room as your mediocrity again.
If you ask me, she just sounds super hung over.
Either way, I will be teaching Dance 101 today.
Is there a problem? Well, you know, everyone here pays like, $30,000 a year to be taught by a professional and not a T.
A.
I'm sorry, are you angry at me about something? You mean, besides the fact that you slept with Cassie? And why do you care who I sleep with? Do I really need to answer that? Hey, I'm the one who came on to you, remember? You broke off our date to see another guy.
Yeah, well, that's over now.
And what, so I'm supposed to have retroactively known that that was gonna happen and not slept with Cassie? All right, guys, let's, uh, let's pair up and start with a basic fox-trot.
We're not in high school anymore, okay? We're adults making adult choices.
You made yourself unavailable.
Don't be that crazy girl who expects people to read her mind.
Well, I'm sorry, but you don't have to be a mind reader to know that she is my mortal enemy.
Did it at least suck? Are you kidding? It was amazing.
Have you seen her ass? Look, but I know that we're friends and I don't want to hurt you, so it won't happen again, okay? Okay.
What are you doing for Thanksgiving? Going back to Ohio? No, Kurt and I are doing our little private orphan Thanksgiving here.
Wow, that sounds awful and depressing, especially since I've tasted your cooking.
All right, guys, come on.
Let's take it from the top.
And this time, can we actually try? So I can't afford to go home this year.
How about I come over and cook for you guys? Yeah, that would be great.
Do you mind if I bring Cassie? Oh, shut up.
Just dance with me.
Okay.
That's a real solid you're doing for that Ryder dude.
"Bros before hos" was always my mantra in high school.
Well, it was after I knocked up my best friend's girlfriend.
Oh, speak of the devil I knocked up.
Back off of Marley.
Excuse me? I got this, little bro.
See that furrowed brow, lips pursed, hand on her hip, this is what I like to call "Loopy Quinn.
" It's an irrational state that she apparently only reserves for Puckermans.
He's messing with her head.
He's pressuring her to have sex th him.
Who told you that? I don't need somebody to tell me that the biggest womanizer in school is trying to take advantage of the naive girl who just wants to fit in and be loved, especially if the womanizer's last name is Puckerman.
You don't know me.
I'm a lot of thing he's not, and I would never do that to Marley.
I don't believe you.
Quinn, I think you're being a little out of line here.
The only way you're gonna win sectionals is if Marley's at her best.
And if you keep distracting her, she's not going to be.
Hey.
Oh! Oh, Isabelle, I am so sorry.
I thought I was the last one here.
Its okay.
Actually, I'm almost done.
I'm just, um, proofing the filmmaker roundtable.
Oh, I love that article.
Oh, good.
I love Christmas movies.
Be honest, which one are you looking forward to the most, Les Miz or The Hobbit? Oh, wow.
I love Peter Jackson, but I'm obsessed with the French Revolution, so, uh, I suppose it would have to be a double feature.
A double feature? So, uh, do you have any fantabulous Thanksgiving plans? For the last five years, I always went to Gore Vidal's for dinner and Pictionary.
But you know, Gore passed away this year, so I don't know.
I'll probably just get some turkey pizza from Two Boots and, uh, recreate my first Thanksgiving in New York.
Well, if you're interested, my roommate and I are hosting a bit of an orphan's dinner out in Bushwick.
Bushwick? Ooh.
A rustic Thanksgiving.
Can I bring some friends? Of course.
We'll have as many orphans as Mr.
Bumble's workhouse, right? Gruel for everyone.
You seem in a better mood.
You and your ex have a rapprochement? Au contraire.
No, I'm closing the book to that sad saga.
I'm just I'm done.
I'm done thinking about it.
I'm done thinking if we're gonna get back together, wondering if we should get back together.
No, it's over.
I sent him a text.
Said, "Please, stop calling me to say you're sorry.
" What's done is done.
" You know.
Well, listen, nothing is better than being single in New York City, but you know, if he's been reaching out to you Assuage his guilt? No, sorry, cheater.
This petal needs to move on.
In my experience, it's always easier for me to move on if I've either had my apology accepted, or in your case, accepted an apology.
You know, sometimes it's the not forgiving that holds us back.
Try to make eye contact with the judges, and don't be afraid to give them a flirty little smile or maybe even a wink.
You're really doing them a favor.
You're reminding them of their youth and what might have been.
I'm gonna write that down.
You're the best mentor ever.
Seriously, the best.
Hola.
That bitch is pure evil.
I think she's sweet.
Really? Well, then why is she giving my girl laxatives? Why are you going through my bag? It's all part of being a mentor.
What is this, huh? And don't tell me it's 'cause the cafeteria food binds you up.
Those are like, from months ago.
I forgot they were even in there.
Your pretty little liar gave them to her.
I can sense it thanks to my psychic Mexican third eye.
See, this is what my psych professor calls projecting.
You're projecting Kitty onto me.
Santana, we've graduated.
It's really time to get over this.
Get over what? You being jealous of me.
And why would I be jealous of you? And please don't tell me its because you're in some lame secret Nazi sorority.
Look, Homecoming weekend, I went to Jodie Foster's clambake, and that professor that I was talking about, well, he's 35, smokes a pipe.
Well, he's divorcing his wife who hasn't touched him for three years.
I'm dating him.
Wow, Twitter update! Quinn is all excited about another guy defining her life.
And what are you excited about? Shaking pom-poms in Kentucky? I mean, you want everybody to think that you're such a badass, but really you're just a scared little girl with low self-esteem who's too frightened to chase her dreams.
Did Professor Patches teach you that one in between quickies on his office couch? Does he get so turned on by teen moms who barely visit their kid? What are you guys doing? Nothing.
Quinn always was a genius slapper.
Are you dancing or impersonating a horny epileptic? Dude, I can't concentrate on the moves until I memorize the words.
Najeneun Najeneun ttasaroun I mean, seriously? Dude, it's Korean.
Just sing gibberish.
Who cares? And if you're concentrating on the dance moves, you're doing it wrong.
Well, that's how I work through everything.
I learn the basics, practice them over and over again, and eventually I get it.
So, did you do an apple pie It's exactly what I did, but I wore a condom so I didn't make any apple fritters.
Look.
Some things you can't overthink, okay? You just got to let it come natural.
"Gangnam Style" isn't about technique.
It's about just letting yourself go.
Okay? Hey, sexy lady Sexy lady Wup, wup, wup, wup Wuppa Gangnam Style Whoa.
I thought you said you didn't have any moves.
You asked me not to take everything from you and I respect that.
Plus, it's kind of embarrassing that I'm trained in ballet.
Like, seriously? Like tutu and everything? It doesn't leave this room.
Dude, you're obviously better than me.
If we want to win, you should do it.
How about I just help you get better? Okay.
But if at any point you want to bail, or get food, or go get me food Let's start by watching this video one more time.
Maybe we'll be viewer 500 million.
There he goes.
A bag? Yeah, I'm telling you, you put it in the bag and it self-bastes.
Tommy the turkey is not gonna go dry.
Ina Garten would never cook a turkey in a bag.
Well, when Ina comes to cook you Thanksgiving dinner, she can do as she pleases.
But our bird is getting bagged.
Mmm.
Guys, this is so great.
Yeah, it's like our own Big Chill.
Yeah, but no one breaks out into song.
What? Now, Rachel, get over here and help me butter up Tommy.
Okay, well, I'm a vegetarian so I can't eat it but I guess I can touch it.
Yeah.
Okay, Mr.
Tur I'm very sorry.
Like that? You got to get it in there.
Really show him that you love him.
You know? Just like that.
Is that good? Yeah, like that.
When you two are done using that turkey as a courtship device, would you put it in the oven? 'Cause it's almost 5:00.
Oh, my God, it's almost time for sectionals to start.
Why are they having it on Thanksgiving anyway? I'm sure they figured with everyone home for the holiday, they would sell more tickets.
Most high schools have football games for Thanksgiving.
I remember my first sectionals.
I was so nervous.
I gave myself this pep talk in the mirror, and I just began my soulful monologue by saying You are ready for this.
You look really good, your voice is strong.
It's time to make a little girl's dream come true.
I'm so hungry but at least my dress fits.
Wade I mean, Unique, you're back! Yes, in all her glory.
And as you can see, Miss Marley, she is ready for her close-up.
I thought your parents didn't want you wearing They don't.
They're trying to protect me.
But what they need to understand is if I'm not being true to myself at least when I'm performing, then there won't be anything left inside me to protect.
So they can keep talking about sending me to a camp for little boys who like to wear dresses, but I will not and I cannot be ashamed of who I am or how I look.
You look beautiful.
I think it's inspiring how brave and proud you are.
I wish I was more like that.
Stop.
Hustle up, you two.
You're gonna miss show circle.
And welcome back, girl.
What's show circle? Come on.
It's a tradition before every competition.
It's something Mr.
Shue made up.
And today I want to add to it.
Joe, how about you lead us in prayer? Whoa, dude, Old Testament.
There's Hebrews here.
Yeah, okay.
This is one of my favorite Bible verses from Isaiah.
Considering that the Warblers are so good, and that it's the first competition for a lot of you, I think it's appropriate.
"So do not fear because I am with you.
"Do not be dismayed.
"I will strengthen you, I will uphold you with my righteous hand.
" And our righteous dance moves, amen.
All right! Ugh! Man, I-I remember our first sectionals like it was yesterday.
We came together as a team because we had to.
Because no one outside our circle knew how much we'd been through, and how much it meant to us to win it.
This is our house.
Look into the faces of these graduates.
They've been to the mountaintop.
This is just the first step in your climb to meet them there.
On three? One, two, three! A mazing! A reminder that the American Legion Turkey Shoot begins at 6:00 p.
m.
So, please, drive carefully.
Now, put your hands together for our distinguished panel of judges! Lima News Obituary Editor, Stan Cook! Chief Historian of the Lima Locomotive Museum, Harrison Paolucci! And the 2012.
Defiance County Catfish Queen, Allison Metcalf! Break a leg.
I'm Hunter Clarington, and we're the Dalton Academy Warblers.
Hope you enjoy the show.
Dah-dah, dah-dah, dah-dah, dah-dah Dah-dah, dah-dah, dah-dah, dah-dah Dah-dah, dah-dah, dah-dah, dah-dah Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby? Let me know Girl, I'm gonna show you how to do it And we start real slow You just put your lips together And you come real close Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby? Dah-dah, dah-dah Here we go Oh, oh Ching, chinga-ching, ching-ching, ching-ching Ching, chinga-ching, chinga, ching-ching Oh, oh Look I'm betting you like people Ching, chinga-ching And I'm betting you love freak mode And I'm betting you like girls that give love to girls And stroke your little ego I bet you I'm guilty, Your Honor That's just how we live in my genre Hey! Bet your lips spin back around corner Slow it down, baby, take a little longer Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby? Yeah Let me know Girl, I'm gonna show you how to do it And we start real slow You just put your lips together And you come real close Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby? The sun, the sun, the sun Here we go Hey! Hey! Whistle, baby Whistle baby Whistle, baby! Hey! Whistle, baby, whistle, baby It's like everywhere I go my whistle ready to blow Shorty don't leave a note, she can get any by the low Told me she's not a pro, it's okay, it's under control Show me soprano, 'cause girl, you can handle So amusing Amusing Now you can make a whistle with the music Music Hope you ain't got no issue, you can do it Do it Give me the perfect pitch, ya never lose it Lose it Can you blow my whistle Whistle, baby, whistle, baby Let me know Girl, I'm gonna show you how to do it Oh, baby And we start real slow Gonna show you how to do it You just put your lips together Gonna show you how to do it And you come real close Do it, do it, do it, baby Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby Oh, oh Here we go Hey! Hey! Oh, oh Blow my whistle, baby Oh Whistle, baby Here we go.
Dah, nah-nah, nah, nah Chick, chick, chick Dah-dah, nah-nah, nah-nah Chick, chick, chick Hey, girl, I'm waiting on ya I'm waiting on ya Come on and let me sneak you out And have a celebration A celebration The music up, the window's down Yeah, we'll be doing what we do Just pretending that we're cool And we know it, too We know it, too Whoo! Yeah, we'll keep doing what we do Just pretending that we're cool So tonight Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy Till we see the sun I know we only met, but let's pretend it's love And never, never, never stop for anyone Tonight let's get some, and live while we're young Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh Want to live while we're young Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh Tonight let's get some, and live while we're young Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah Nah-nah, nah, nah-nah, nah-nah Dah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah Nah-nah, nah, nah-nah And girl Tonight we're about to make some memories Tonight Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh I want to live while we're young Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh We want to live while we're young Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy Till we see the sun I know we only met, but let's pretend it's love And never, never, never stop for anyone Tonight let's get some, and live while we're young Gonna live, gonna live We're gonna live while we're young Gonna live, gonna live Gonna live while we're young Gonna live, gonna live Want to live while we're young Tonight let's get some And live while we're young.
You okay? Mm.
Yeah.
I was having a moment.
You know, every year, over, like, an assortment of pies, my dads and I would sing these holiday medleys by the piano.
And, I don't know, I'm just starting to feel like maybe that part of my life is over.
Oh, sweetie, as long as we're in each other's lives, holiday medleys will never be over.
Promise me? - Okay.
- How's it going? Oh, this bird is done.
Oh.
Yeah.
All right, Kurt, do you want to do the honors? No, thanks.
I'm not even having turkey after the way you guys manhandled it.
Can I help you? Isabelle Wright invited us to an Orphan Party here? Oh, right.
Uh, yeah, apparently, we're having a party.
Oh.
Okay.
Welcome.
Come on in.
By the way, have any of you heard from Isabelle? I tried calling her earlier, but I got her voice mail.
She was stopping at some new club opening next to Pyramid over in the East Village.
Oh, wait.
This is her now.
Uh, hello? Hey, I'm calling you back.
Ooh, she's been a bitch tonight.
And by bitch, I mean this rain.
No cabs nowhere.
So I had to put on the wig and the heels and the lashes and the ear, and take a train to the club.
So I hope you're up, girl, 'cause we are all coming over.
Lock the door, lower the blinds, light up the smoke machine, and put on your heels, 'cause I know exactly what we need.
Let's have a kiki I want to have a kiki Lock the doors tight Let's have a kiki Mother I'm gonna let you have it Let's have a kiki I want to have a kiki Dive, turn, work Let's have a kiki We're gonna serve and work and turn H-honey Wait, wait.
What's a kiki? A kiki is a party For calming all your nerves We're spilling tea and dishing just desserts When they deserve And though the sun is rising Few may choose to leave So shade that lid and we'll all bid Adieu to your ennui Let's have a kiki I want to have a kiki Lock the doors tight Let's have a kiki Mother I'm gonna let you have it Let's have a kiki I want to have a kiki, dive, turn, work Let's have a kiki We're gonna serve and work and turn It's turkey lurkey time Tom turkey ran away but he just came home It's turkey lurkey time He's really home to stay, never one to roam Let's make a wish And may all your wishes come true Turkey lurkey Goosey loosey Some for Uncle Joe Some for Cousin Lucy Everybody gather round the table Dig in, dinner's being served Eat all the turkey you are able Can't you see a partridge in a pear tree? Climb up and bring it down for me That's something I would like to see This kiki is marvelous Kiki, Soso, oui oui, non non Kiki, Soso Oui oui, non non Let's have a kiki I want to have a kiki Lock the doors tight Let's have a kiki, hunty, drop her I'm gonna let you have it Let's have a kiki I want to have a kiki, boots, turn, queen Let's have a kiki We're gonna serve and work and turn Let's have a kiki! This is the best Thanksgiving ever! If I timed this right, Robin will wake up just as the New Directions hit the stage.
She's a very fussy baby, so she'll be wailing through their entire performance.
Is this seat taken? Oh, my goodness! Oh, my goodness! Oh, so good to see you.
I'm so sorry I'm late.
You made it, didn't you? You made it.
America is thrilled.
They traveled 87 miles by horse and buggy to drop an old school beat.
The Rosedale Mennonites! America Ah Over the river and through the woods To Grandmother's house we go The horse knows the way to carry the sleigh Through the white and drifted snow Over the river and through the woods Trot fast, my dapplgray e Spring over the ground like a hunting hound For this is Thanksgiving Day She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes She'll be coming round The mountain when she comes Oh, when she comes She'll be coming round the mountain She'll be coming round the mountain She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes A Mer i ca America! I love you guys.
Good job.
Mr.
Shue is here.
What? What? Yes.
Hello? Hey.
Can you hear me? It's kind of loud out here.
Um, yeah, yeah, I can hear you.
Have you guys performed yet? Uh, no, not yet.
Kurt, I just want you to know that no matter Just let me talk for a second.
Look, you've you've said you're sorry a million times.
And I believe you.
And I'm trying to forgive you, but I'm just not there yet.
But it's Thanksgiving, and it's sectionals, and I miss you like crazy.
And I can't stand not talking to you, even though I'm mad at you.
'Cause you're still my best friend.
You're mine, too.
At Christmas, we we need to have a mature heart-to-heart.
And maybe if it's cold enough, we can go ice skating on the Auglaize River, and get hot chocolate anywhere but the Lima Bean, because when I was working there I saw a mouse.
So, uh, we're really gonna see each other at Christmas? Yeah.
Well, don't let any of those hideous Warblers win.
All right? Break a leg.
Happy Thanksgiving.
H-happy Thanksgiving.
Kurt, I love you so much.
I love you, too.
You okay? Yeah.
You don't look okay.
Okay, fine, I'm not okay.
Look, look It's just nerves.
It's a good thing.
You can use it.
I don't know how it's a good thing when I haven't slept in days, and I'm sweating when it's not even hot, and I feel like if we don't win, it's going to be all my fault.
I'm going to let all you guys down.
Finn, the graduates, and my mom.
Jake, you got a second? Not now.
Can it wait? Not really.
I need you to take the dance lead.
I think I sprained my ankle during warm-ups.
You're not limping.
What's going on? Look, it was really cool what you did, but a few days of rehearsal and practice doesn't make me as good as you.
And you don't put in second-string QB just to be nice.
Because it's not nice the whole team suffers, and we have to win this.
Just do it, okay? Yeah.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage, the New Directions! Come on.
You're gonna kill this.
Hm.
All right.
Good luck, you guys.
Oppa gangnam style Gangnam style Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba Naje-neun ttasaroun Inkanjeo-gin yeoja Keopi hanjanye yeoyureuraneun Pumkyeok I-nneun yeoja Bami omyeon shimjangi tteugeowojineun yeoja Keureon banjeon I-nneun yeoja Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba Naneun sana-i naje-neun neomankeum ttasaroun Geureon sanai Keopi shikgido jeone wonsyas Ttaerineun sana-i Bami omyeon shimjangi teojyeobeorineun sana-i Keureon sana-i Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba Areumdawo Sarangseureowo Keurae neo Hey! Keurae baro neo Hey! Areumdawo Sarangseureowo Keurae neo Hey! Keurae baro neo Hey! Chigeumbu-teo kal dekkaji Kabolkka-ka-ka-ka-ka Oppa gangnam style Gangnam style Op, op, op, op Oppa gangnam style Uh Gangnam style Op, op, op, op Oppa gangnam style Eh Sexy lady Op, op, op, op Oppa gangnam style Eh Sexy lady Op, op, op, op Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba Ttwiineun nom keu wiie Naneun nom, baby, baby Naneun mwol jom aneun nom, ttwiineun nom Keu wiie naneun nom, baby, baby Naneun mwol jom aneun nom You know what I'm saying Oppa gangnam style Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba Eh sexy lady Op, op, op, op Oppa gangnam style Eh sexy lady Op, op, op, op Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, oppa gangnam style Uh!
Home for the holidays just like we promised.
Guys, I-I Dude, if you start crying, I'm gonna kick your ass.
Group hug! When I was seven years old, I had a dream.
It's the first one I actually remember.
I was alone on a stage wearing a beautiful dress.
I couldn't see the audience, but I could feel the full house.
They had all come for one to hear me sing.
And now, thanks to Glee Club, with sectionals this week, that dream is about to come true.
Well, except the part where Skeet Ulrich gave me a bouquet of kittens at the end.
My dreams are weird.
Mom's doing great with her diet.
She's lost 12 pounds! I haven't lost quite as much, but I'm pretty sure I can see a difference.
I'm not letting up until after sectionals, though.
I've got to look my best up there.
I just want to be great for all of them.
I can feel how much they're depending on me.
I can't let them down.
Especially them.
The pressure is on, Marley Rose, and it's like Mom always says Don't blow it.
So I said, "You girls are gonna need another cup.
" Yeah, but, guys, I'd like to propose a toast: To almost all of us keeping our promise to come home for Thanksgiving.
Cheers! Cheers! Here's to us.
Has anybody heard from Rachel or Kurt? No.
I know Blaine's been texting him, but Kurt won't text back.
Well, Rachel e-mailed me.
She said she's not really sure what she's doing for the holidays yet.
I'm sorry about what went down with the two of you.
No, it's cool.
It's for the best.
Well, I think that it's sweet that you and Rachel keep in touch, Quinn.
Well, she basically e-mails me every other week to remind me that I still haven't used the train ticket that she gave me.
I'm just, I'm trying to keep straight A's.
And I just got tapped to be in the only female secret society at Yale.
Hillary Clinton, Jennifer Beals.
You go, girl.
Well, I, for one, would love to talk about everybody that is here.
I have a favor to ask.
All right, do you realize, standing before you are legends? Any single one of these guys could be.
President of the United States one day.
I don't know about that.
And lucky for us, they've agreed to help us Hang with the new chumps and see if some of our sheer awesomeness doesn't rub off on you.
It will.
When you hear your name, pair up.
Puck, you're with your brother.
Mike, you're with Ryder.
Marley, you're with Santana.
Kitty, you're with Quinn.
Oh! Wade, Mercedes.
Sashay.
Enchanté.
I knew it.
Mercedes was cloned.
Now, your mentors are here to help you with whatever you need: Singing, dancing Birth control.
You're so funny and self-deprecating! We're so much alike! Wanky.
The worst mistake that we can make is to underestimate our competition.
The Warblers are ruthless this year.
Don't forget about the Rosedale Mennonites.
Any show choir that can raise a barn in five minutes deserves mad respect.
Marley and Blaine will handle our duet, and for the showstopper we're doing "Gangnam Style.
" Okay, lumps, let me just say out loud what everyone here is thinking: You finally got an okay haircut, you're not doing that annoying half smirk as much as you used to, but you're still a idiot.
No one in this room can tackle a massive dance number except for Brit.
That includes your little "Hand-Jive" that, to me, looked more like a hand Is there any way Mr.
Shue can come back for this? Listen to me, we have never lost sectionals before, and there's no way we're gonna do it under my watch.
We can and we will succeed! We need an ambitious number with a strong dance element.
That's the Warbler's calling card, and we need to blow them out of the water.
And Mike said he could easily show one of our guys how to do the dance number.
I did? Crap.
I, uh, I kind of forgot to ask you about that.
But one of our guys is gonna have to take the lead with Brit.
So who's it gonna be? Hello? White Chocolate.
Oh, no, no, no.
Um Hey, I can't believe that we have to dance for this guy who's getting trained at the Joffrey Ballet School.
He's gonna think I'm special needs.
Listen, man, I need to talk to you about something else.
Last Friday I kind of went out with Marley.
Kind of? I mean, we didn't actually go anywhere.
We just kind of hung out and played SongPop and Bad Piggies all night.
So this is like a thing? Not if it's gonna make us mortal enemies again.
I'll end it if you want me to, but for the record, I wasn't just gonna hump her and dump her.
Marley's different, she's special.
No, don't break it off because of me.
Yeah? Yeah, but you better not snake the dance lead from me, all right? You don't get to have everything at this school.
That's all yours, dude.
I don't have any end zone moves anyway.
So I found out that I didn't get cast in Glass Menagerie, Oh! But the NYADA Showcase is this week, so I'm gonna spend the whole, long holiday weekend just really prepping for it to make sure that I get it.
Good.
Did you put in your application? Yes, and I put it on Vogue.
com stationery so it'd stand out.
I'm really feeling good about us staying home for the weekend, don't you? Yeah, yeah.
Yeah-yeah- yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah.
We don't have to go home just because there's a show or because it's a long weekend, right? Right, no.
I mean, even though it's Thanksgiving, and sectionals, and all our friends are there, and I miss my dad.
I miss my dads, too, but I just feel like every time we go home, it just makes me feel sad and like we're not like moving forward, you know? And even though we don't have our boyfriends, we still have our dreams and our ambition.
And each other.
Yes.
You are the only significant other I need in my life.
Oh I have to just, you know, forget about Finn and forget about Brody.
Forget about Blaine.
Yeah, forget any guy who's broke an girl or guy's heart, okay? We are on the verge of becoming the best versions of ourselves.
Can't you feel it? For the first time, probably because it's easier just to drink your Kool-Aid, than go against you.
I know what you mean.
Look.
Look at our life.
Look at this city! Yeah.
I know that it can be a little sad and lonely sometimes, but I promise you, we are gonna have the best Thanksgiving ever.
Pinkie promise? Pinky promise.
Okay, fellas, Korean boy bands have been tearing up the music scene, and there's a lot we can learn from them.
Follow my lead.
Fantastic, baby, dance I wanna dance, dance, dance, dance Stretch it out.
Fantastic, baby, dance Sam, toes, bro! Dude, wear some shoes! Jake, come on.
Let's pick it up, man.
Come on, you guys gotta feel it.
Here we go.
Hands, hip, quick feet.
Easy, Sam.
You look like you're trying to mount someone.
This was what I call "The Big Tipper.
" Big bills always came flying.
Ryder, looking good, man.
Those moves are legit, son.
Seriously, Jake? Even I can do better.
Come on.
Dude, lay off, okay? This isn't my style.
Show some more.
Here we go.
Whoo! Oh, this battle is over.
Looks like we got our new Gangnam front man right here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha Wow, fantastic, baby.
Along with being beautiful, the three of us are National Showchoir Championship goddesses.
We are winners.
Which is why Finn has asked us to come and shower you with the inspiration that is the Unholy Trinity.
Santana, Brittany and I knew each other so well that I could tell by the slightest quiver in Santana's upper lip which way we were gonna move.
Whether our hips are gonna shake or shimmy.
No.
You girls have to be tight up there, okay? The judges love the feminine quality, and the Warblers just don't have it.
It's about being individuals.
You know, we're all different.
But it's also about synchronicity.
Can you give us an example? It's been a few months, but I'm the three of us could put together something on the fly.
Yeah! I've been cryin' Ooh, ooh 'Cause I'm lonely For you Smiles have all turned To tears The tears won't wash away The fears That you're never, ever gonna return To ease the fire that within me burns It keeps me Cryin', baby, for you Keeps me sighin', baby, for you So won't you hurry Come on, boy, see about me Come see about me See about your baby Come see about me I've given up my friends just For you My friends have gone and you Have, too No peace shall I find Until you come back And be mine No matter what you do or say I'm gonna love you anyway Keep on cryin', baby, for you I'm gonna keep sighin', baby, for you So come on, hurry Come on and see about me Come see about me See about your baby Come see about me You know I'm so lonely Come see about me I love you only Come see about me See about me Come see about me See about your baby Come see about me You know I'm so lonely Come see about me I love you only Come see about me Come see about me Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Hey, are you are you feeling okay? You look like you're gonna hurl.
Um, I think I'm just really tired from all the rehearsing.
Now that we're alone, can I tell you a secret? Of course.
If Finn hadn't paired us together, I would've thrown such a hissy.
Why is that? Because you're Quinn Fabray, and I idolize you.
You're Cheerios royalty.
Can I show you something? Sure.
Every day, I ask myself, "What would Quinn Fabray do?" It's really nice to know that people still remember me.
Remember you? Oh, no, we aspire to be you, me especially.
What's with Marley? She seemed a little out of it during rehearsal.
Oh, that one? She's sweet as pie, and I've tried to be a good friend to her, but ever since she started dating Jake Puckerman, I fear she's on the wrong path.
Word is he's pressuring her to swipe her V-card.
If that were to happen, well, no one knows the dangers of a good girl mixing with a Puckerman better than you.
I can't believe that you're not dancing with Brittany.
I've seen you.
You're incredible.
You told me that you love it.
You take lessons.
It's kind of an honor amongst bro thing with Ryder.
Look, he's being really cool about you and me, and he wants the solo, so I'm just trying to do him a solid.
Even if that means we lose sectionals? Ryder's gonna be great.
I promise.
I will make sure he's great.
Now can I walk you to lunch please? You've been skipping out on me all week.
Can't.
I have to rehearse.
Because I'm not gonna be the one who lets the team down.
Uh, guys, listen up.
Ms.
July said that she does not want to teach today because she can't stand to be in the same room as your mediocrity again.
If you ask me, she just sounds super hung over.
Either way, I will be teaching Dance 101 today.
Is there a problem? Well, you know, everyone here pays like, $30,000 a year to be taught by a professional and not a T.
A.
I'm sorry, are you angry at me about something? You mean, besides the fact that you slept with Cassie? And why do you care who I sleep with? Do I really need to answer that? Hey, I'm the one who came on to you, remember? You broke off our date to see another guy.
Yeah, well, that's over now.
And what, so I'm supposed to have retroactively known that that was gonna happen and not slept with Cassie? All right, guys, let's, uh, let's pair up and start with a basic fox-trot.
We're not in high school anymore, okay? We're adults making adult choices.
You made yourself unavailable.
Don't be that crazy girl who expects people to read her mind.
Well, I'm sorry, but you don't have to be a mind reader to know that she is my mortal enemy.
Did it at least suck? Are you kidding? It was amazing.
Have you seen her ass? Look, but I know that we're friends and I don't want to hurt you, so it won't happen again, okay? Okay.
What are you doing for Thanksgiving? Going back to Ohio? No, Kurt and I are doing our little private orphan Thanksgiving here.
Wow, that sounds awful and depressing, especially since I've tasted your cooking.
All right, guys, come on.
Let's take it from the top.
And this time, can we actually try? So I can't afford to go home this year.
How about I come over and cook for you guys? Yeah, that would be great.
Do you mind if I bring Cassie? Oh, shut up.
Just dance with me.
Okay.
That's a real solid you're doing for that Ryder dude.
"Bros before hos" was always my mantra in high school.
Well, it was after I knocked up my best friend's girlfriend.
Oh, speak of the devil I knocked up.
Back off of Marley.
Excuse me? I got this, little bro.
See that furrowed brow, lips pursed, hand on her hip, this is what I like to call "Loopy Quinn.
" It's an irrational state that she apparently only reserves for Puckermans.
He's messing with her head.
He's pressuring her to have sex th him.
Who told you that? I don't need somebody to tell me that the biggest womanizer in school is trying to take advantage of the naive girl who just wants to fit in and be loved, especially if the womanizer's last name is Puckerman.
You don't know me.
I'm a lot of thing he's not, and I would never do that to Marley.
I don't believe you.
Quinn, I think you're being a little out of line here.
The only way you're gonna win sectionals is if Marley's at her best.
And if you keep distracting her, she's not going to be.
Hey.
Oh! Oh, Isabelle, I am so sorry.
I thought I was the last one here.
Its okay.
Actually, I'm almost done.
I'm just, um, proofing the filmmaker roundtable.
Oh, I love that article.
Oh, good.
I love Christmas movies.
Be honest, which one are you looking forward to the most, Les Miz or The Hobbit? Oh, wow.
I love Peter Jackson, but I'm obsessed with the French Revolution, so, uh, I suppose it would have to be a double feature.
A double feature? So, uh, do you have any fantabulous Thanksgiving plans? For the last five years, I always went to Gore Vidal's for dinner and Pictionary.
But you know, Gore passed away this year, so I don't know.
I'll probably just get some turkey pizza from Two Boots and, uh, recreate my first Thanksgiving in New York.
Well, if you're interested, my roommate and I are hosting a bit of an orphan's dinner out in Bushwick.
Bushwick? Ooh.
A rustic Thanksgiving.
Can I bring some friends? Of course.
We'll have as many orphans as Mr.
Bumble's workhouse, right? Gruel for everyone.
You seem in a better mood.
You and your ex have a rapprochement? Au contraire.
No, I'm closing the book to that sad saga.
I'm just I'm done.
I'm done thinking about it.
I'm done thinking if we're gonna get back together, wondering if we should get back together.
No, it's over.
I sent him a text.
Said, "Please, stop calling me to say you're sorry.
" What's done is done.
" You know.
Well, listen, nothing is better than being single in New York City, but you know, if he's been reaching out to you Assuage his guilt? No, sorry, cheater.
This petal needs to move on.
In my experience, it's always easier for me to move on if I've either had my apology accepted, or in your case, accepted an apology.
You know, sometimes it's the not forgiving that holds us back.
Try to make eye contact with the judges, and don't be afraid to give them a flirty little smile or maybe even a wink.
You're really doing them a favor.
You're reminding them of their youth and what might have been.
I'm gonna write that down.
You're the best mentor ever.
Seriously, the best.
Hola.
That bitch is pure evil.
I think she's sweet.
Really? Well, then why is she giving my girl laxatives? Why are you going through my bag? It's all part of being a mentor.
What is this, huh? And don't tell me it's 'cause the cafeteria food binds you up.
Those are like, from months ago.
I forgot they were even in there.
Your pretty little liar gave them to her.
I can sense it thanks to my psychic Mexican third eye.
See, this is what my psych professor calls projecting.
You're projecting Kitty onto me.
Santana, we've graduated.
It's really time to get over this.
Get over what? You being jealous of me.
And why would I be jealous of you? And please don't tell me its because you're in some lame secret Nazi sorority.
Look, Homecoming weekend, I went to Jodie Foster's clambake, and that professor that I was talking about, well, he's 35, smokes a pipe.
Well, he's divorcing his wife who hasn't touched him for three years.
I'm dating him.
Wow, Twitter update! Quinn is all excited about another guy defining her life.
And what are you excited about? Shaking pom-poms in Kentucky? I mean, you want everybody to think that you're such a badass, but really you're just a scared little girl with low self-esteem who's too frightened to chase her dreams.
Did Professor Patches teach you that one in between quickies on his office couch? Does he get so turned on by teen moms who barely visit their kid? What are you guys doing? Nothing.
Quinn always was a genius slapper.
Are you dancing or impersonating a horny epileptic? Dude, I can't concentrate on the moves until I memorize the words.
Najeneun Najeneun ttasaroun I mean, seriously? Dude, it's Korean.
Just sing gibberish.
Who cares? And if you're concentrating on the dance moves, you're doing it wrong.
Well, that's how I work through everything.
I learn the basics, practice them over and over again, and eventually I get it.
So, did you do an apple pie It's exactly what I did, but I wore a condom so I didn't make any apple fritters.
Look.
Some things you can't overthink, okay? You just got to let it come natural.
"Gangnam Style" isn't about technique.
It's about just letting yourself go.
Okay? Hey, sexy lady Sexy lady Wup, wup, wup, wup Wuppa Gangnam Style Whoa.
I thought you said you didn't have any moves.
You asked me not to take everything from you and I respect that.
Plus, it's kind of embarrassing that I'm trained in ballet.
Like, seriously? Like tutu and everything? It doesn't leave this room.
Dude, you're obviously better than me.
If we want to win, you should do it.
How about I just help you get better? Okay.
But if at any point you want to bail, or get food, or go get me food Let's start by watching this video one more time.
Maybe we'll be viewer 500 million.
There he goes.
A bag? Yeah, I'm telling you, you put it in the bag and it self-bastes.
Tommy the turkey is not gonna go dry.
Ina Garten would never cook a turkey in a bag.
Well, when Ina comes to cook you Thanksgiving dinner, she can do as she pleases.
But our bird is getting bagged.
Mmm.
Guys, this is so great.
Yeah, it's like our own Big Chill.
Yeah, but no one breaks out into song.
What? Now, Rachel, get over here and help me butter up Tommy.
Okay, well, I'm a vegetarian so I can't eat it but I guess I can touch it.
Yeah.
Okay, Mr.
Tur I'm very sorry.
Like that? You got to get it in there.
Really show him that you love him.
You know? Just like that.
Is that good? Yeah, like that.
When you two are done using that turkey as a courtship device, would you put it in the oven? 'Cause it's almost 5:00.
Oh, my God, it's almost time for sectionals to start.
Why are they having it on Thanksgiving anyway? I'm sure they figured with everyone home for the holiday, they would sell more tickets.
Most high schools have football games for Thanksgiving.
I remember my first sectionals.
I was so nervous.
I gave myself this pep talk in the mirror, and I just began my soulful monologue by saying You are ready for this.
You look really good, your voice is strong.
It's time to make a little girl's dream come true.
I'm so hungry but at least my dress fits.
Wade I mean, Unique, you're back! Yes, in all her glory.
And as you can see, Miss Marley, she is ready for her close-up.
I thought your parents didn't want you wearing They don't.
They're trying to protect me.
But what they need to understand is if I'm not being true to myself at least when I'm performing, then there won't be anything left inside me to protect.
So they can keep talking about sending me to a camp for little boys who like to wear dresses, but I will not and I cannot be ashamed of who I am or how I look.
You look beautiful.
I think it's inspiring how brave and proud you are.
I wish I was more like that.
Stop.
Hustle up, you two.
You're gonna miss show circle.
And welcome back, girl.
What's show circle? Come on.
It's a tradition before every competition.
It's something Mr.
Shue made up.
And today I want to add to it.
Joe, how about you lead us in prayer? Whoa, dude, Old Testament.
There's Hebrews here.
Yeah, okay.
This is one of my favorite Bible verses from Isaiah.
Considering that the Warblers are so good, and that it's the first competition for a lot of you, I think it's appropriate.
"So do not fear because I am with you.
"Do not be dismayed.
"I will strengthen you, I will uphold you with my righteous hand.
" And our righteous dance moves, amen.
All right! Ugh! Man, I-I remember our first sectionals like it was yesterday.
We came together as a team because we had to.
Because no one outside our circle knew how much we'd been through, and how much it meant to us to win it.
This is our house.
Look into the faces of these graduates.
They've been to the mountaintop.
This is just the first step in your climb to meet them there.
On three? One, two, three! A mazing! A reminder that the American Legion Turkey Shoot begins at 6:00 p.
m.
So, please, drive carefully.
Now, put your hands together for our distinguished panel of judges! Lima News Obituary Editor, Stan Cook! Chief Historian of the Lima Locomotive Museum, Harrison Paolucci! And the 2012.
Defiance County Catfish Queen, Allison Metcalf! Break a leg.
I'm Hunter Clarington, and we're the Dalton Academy Warblers.
Hope you enjoy the show.
Dah-dah, dah-dah, dah-dah, dah-dah Dah-dah, dah-dah, dah-dah, dah-dah Dah-dah, dah-dah, dah-dah, dah-dah Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby? Let me know Girl, I'm gonna show you how to do it And we start real slow You just put your lips together And you come real close Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby? Dah-dah, dah-dah Here we go Oh, oh Ching, chinga-ching, ching-ching, ching-ching Ching, chinga-ching, chinga, ching-ching Oh, oh Look I'm betting you like people Ching, chinga-ching And I'm betting you love freak mode And I'm betting you like girls that give love to girls And stroke your little ego I bet you I'm guilty, Your Honor That's just how we live in my genre Hey! Bet your lips spin back around corner Slow it down, baby, take a little longer Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby? Yeah Let me know Girl, I'm gonna show you how to do it And we start real slow You just put your lips together And you come real close Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby? The sun, the sun, the sun Here we go Hey! Hey! Whistle, baby Whistle baby Whistle, baby! Hey! Whistle, baby, whistle, baby It's like everywhere I go my whistle ready to blow Shorty don't leave a note, she can get any by the low Told me she's not a pro, it's okay, it's under control Show me soprano, 'cause girl, you can handle So amusing Amusing Now you can make a whistle with the music Music Hope you ain't got no issue, you can do it Do it Give me the perfect pitch, ya never lose it Lose it Can you blow my whistle Whistle, baby, whistle, baby Let me know Girl, I'm gonna show you how to do it Oh, baby And we start real slow Gonna show you how to do it You just put your lips together Gonna show you how to do it And you come real close Do it, do it, do it, baby Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby Oh, oh Here we go Hey! Hey! Oh, oh Blow my whistle, baby Oh Whistle, baby Here we go.
Dah, nah-nah, nah, nah Chick, chick, chick Dah-dah, nah-nah, nah-nah Chick, chick, chick Hey, girl, I'm waiting on ya I'm waiting on ya Come on and let me sneak you out And have a celebration A celebration The music up, the window's down Yeah, we'll be doing what we do Just pretending that we're cool And we know it, too We know it, too Whoo! Yeah, we'll keep doing what we do Just pretending that we're cool So tonight Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy Till we see the sun I know we only met, but let's pretend it's love And never, never, never stop for anyone Tonight let's get some, and live while we're young Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh Want to live while we're young Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh Tonight let's get some, and live while we're young Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah Nah-nah, nah, nah-nah, nah-nah Dah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah Nah-nah, nah, nah-nah And girl Tonight we're about to make some memories Tonight Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh I want to live while we're young Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh We want to live while we're young Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy Till we see the sun I know we only met, but let's pretend it's love And never, never, never stop for anyone Tonight let's get some, and live while we're young Gonna live, gonna live We're gonna live while we're young Gonna live, gonna live Gonna live while we're young Gonna live, gonna live Want to live while we're young Tonight let's get some And live while we're young.
You okay? Mm.
Yeah.
I was having a moment.
You know, every year, over, like, an assortment of pies, my dads and I would sing these holiday medleys by the piano.
And, I don't know, I'm just starting to feel like maybe that part of my life is over.
Oh, sweetie, as long as we're in each other's lives, holiday medleys will never be over.
Promise me? - Okay.
- How's it going? Oh, this bird is done.
Oh.
Yeah.
All right, Kurt, do you want to do the honors? No, thanks.
I'm not even having turkey after the way you guys manhandled it.
Can I help you? Isabelle Wright invited us to an Orphan Party here? Oh, right.
Uh, yeah, apparently, we're having a party.
Oh.
Okay.
Welcome.
Come on in.
By the way, have any of you heard from Isabelle? I tried calling her earlier, but I got her voice mail.
She was stopping at some new club opening next to Pyramid over in the East Village.
Oh, wait.
This is her now.
Uh, hello? Hey, I'm calling you back.
Ooh, she's been a bitch tonight.
And by bitch, I mean this rain.
No cabs nowhere.
So I had to put on the wig and the heels and the lashes and the ear, and take a train to the club.
So I hope you're up, girl, 'cause we are all coming over.
Lock the door, lower the blinds, light up the smoke machine, and put on your heels, 'cause I know exactly what we need.
Let's have a kiki I want to have a kiki Lock the doors tight Let's have a kiki Mother I'm gonna let you have it Let's have a kiki I want to have a kiki Dive, turn, work Let's have a kiki We're gonna serve and work and turn H-honey Wait, wait.
What's a kiki? A kiki is a party For calming all your nerves We're spilling tea and dishing just desserts When they deserve And though the sun is rising Few may choose to leave So shade that lid and we'll all bid Adieu to your ennui Let's have a kiki I want to have a kiki Lock the doors tight Let's have a kiki Mother I'm gonna let you have it Let's have a kiki I want to have a kiki, dive, turn, work Let's have a kiki We're gonna serve and work and turn It's turkey lurkey time Tom turkey ran away but he just came home It's turkey lurkey time He's really home to stay, never one to roam Let's make a wish And may all your wishes come true Turkey lurkey Goosey loosey Some for Uncle Joe Some for Cousin Lucy Everybody gather round the table Dig in, dinner's being served Eat all the turkey you are able Can't you see a partridge in a pear tree? Climb up and bring it down for me That's something I would like to see This kiki is marvelous Kiki, Soso, oui oui, non non Kiki, Soso Oui oui, non non Let's have a kiki I want to have a kiki Lock the doors tight Let's have a kiki, hunty, drop her I'm gonna let you have it Let's have a kiki I want to have a kiki, boots, turn, queen Let's have a kiki We're gonna serve and work and turn Let's have a kiki! This is the best Thanksgiving ever! If I timed this right, Robin will wake up just as the New Directions hit the stage.
She's a very fussy baby, so she'll be wailing through their entire performance.
Is this seat taken? Oh, my goodness! Oh, my goodness! Oh, so good to see you.
I'm so sorry I'm late.
You made it, didn't you? You made it.
America is thrilled.
They traveled 87 miles by horse and buggy to drop an old school beat.
The Rosedale Mennonites! America Ah Over the river and through the woods To Grandmother's house we go The horse knows the way to carry the sleigh Through the white and drifted snow Over the river and through the woods Trot fast, my dapplgray e Spring over the ground like a hunting hound For this is Thanksgiving Day She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes She'll be coming round The mountain when she comes Oh, when she comes She'll be coming round the mountain She'll be coming round the mountain She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes A Mer i ca America! I love you guys.
Good job.
Mr.
Shue is here.
What? What? Yes.
Hello? Hey.
Can you hear me? It's kind of loud out here.
Um, yeah, yeah, I can hear you.
Have you guys performed yet? Uh, no, not yet.
Kurt, I just want you to know that no matter Just let me talk for a second.
Look, you've you've said you're sorry a million times.
And I believe you.
And I'm trying to forgive you, but I'm just not there yet.
But it's Thanksgiving, and it's sectionals, and I miss you like crazy.
And I can't stand not talking to you, even though I'm mad at you.
'Cause you're still my best friend.
You're mine, too.
At Christmas, we we need to have a mature heart-to-heart.
And maybe if it's cold enough, we can go ice skating on the Auglaize River, and get hot chocolate anywhere but the Lima Bean, because when I was working there I saw a mouse.
So, uh, we're really gonna see each other at Christmas? Yeah.
Well, don't let any of those hideous Warblers win.
All right? Break a leg.
Happy Thanksgiving.
H-happy Thanksgiving.
Kurt, I love you so much.
I love you, too.
You okay? Yeah.
You don't look okay.
Okay, fine, I'm not okay.
Look, look It's just nerves.
It's a good thing.
You can use it.
I don't know how it's a good thing when I haven't slept in days, and I'm sweating when it's not even hot, and I feel like if we don't win, it's going to be all my fault.
I'm going to let all you guys down.
Finn, the graduates, and my mom.
Jake, you got a second? Not now.
Can it wait? Not really.
I need you to take the dance lead.
I think I sprained my ankle during warm-ups.
You're not limping.
What's going on? Look, it was really cool what you did, but a few days of rehearsal and practice doesn't make me as good as you.
And you don't put in second-string QB just to be nice.
Because it's not nice the whole team suffers, and we have to win this.
Just do it, okay? Yeah.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage, the New Directions! Come on.
You're gonna kill this.
Hm.
All right.
Good luck, you guys.
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