Offspring (2010) s04e08 Episode Script

Was counselling a decision you guys made together? Yeah, we both thought there was things to sort out before the baby comes.
Dean emailed me.
He said he wants to see Isabella.
I haven't emailed him back.
Maybe he's changed.
People don't change, Kate.
He's a hard-wired prick who's always gonna hit you.
Mick's playing at the pub tonight.
You should stop by.
They're getting really famous so they won't be doing pub shows for much longer.
No-one's ever had a crush on me before.
It's my problem.
Well, it's my problem too.
Yeah, you saw that? The consequences of damaging word of mouth can be felt for months, even years, after the event, which is why I really have no choice but to let you go.
You can't.
I am.
Hi.
I don't want to talk about it.
Don't walk away when we're having an argument.
You can keep talking if you want, but I'm done.
Dear baby, I just want you to take a moment to appreciate the magnitude of my sacrifice right now.
I am not eating that chocolate bar.
I've been working since 6pm.
I haven't slept.
A patient just kneed me in the left ear, and yet I resist.
And it's not any better at home.
Your father is in the grip of his sister's dramas.
I know you're trying to be there for me, but I can't see the point in hashing over it again.
But you are hashing over it in your head all the time.
Fine.
I'm going for a run.
Your aunty is in a tailspin.
What, so you think I've lost the capacity to cook as well? Just thought it might be nice not to worry about dinner.
What, so I can worry about all the other pitiful things in my life? No.
Soup's what you give to dying people.
It's what you give to people who can't chew.
And the prenatal preparation isn't quite on track.
But I'm not eating the chocolate bar.
Sorry.
Sorry, I'm late.
Nightmare shift.
It's fine.
Great.
Another day with Mr Shutdown.
Just so you know, I've arranged to meet Dean today.
So if I seem a bit preoccupied at counselling Kate's Dean? So I apologise in advance if I seem distracted.
Would you like to cancel this session? Is that what you're saying? No.
Do you? Well, no, because I don't want to become the couple that skips counselling.
Daddy says it's your turn to drive me to school.
You can tell Daddy to go fuck himself.
How about we think of it like this.
You know when you really don't feel like exercising but you do and then you feel great and you think, "Thank God I did that"? Yeah, or sometimes you don't want to exercise 'cause you have a viral infection and then you do and it becomes a full-blown sickness.
OK, sorry, Nina.
Come on.
Let's go.
Can we just say it together? Like, on the count of three, just, "Let's skip counselling".
Both together.
Nina, that's ridiculous.
I know.
One, two, three.
Let's skip counselling! An actual smile - the first in days.
Build on it, Nina.
Oh! You alright? Yep.
Oh, hello.
It's Nina Proudman here.
I'm sorry.
We have an appointment with Lawrence at 9:30 this morning and unfortunately I'll put you through.
What? No, no, no, I She's putting me through.
Can you Why are you giving it to me? Because I'm a terrible liar! And I'm a great liar? Nina.
Hi! How are you? Good.
Good! Well, actually, not so good because uh, um Patrick and I won't be able to make it today.
Oh.
Yes, because I have a baby.
Oh.
Not mine.
Not yet.
Not that that would be funny, that would be bad.
Uh it's a delivery, I mean, of a baby.
Someone else's.
Is everything alright? Yes, good! Good! And is Patrick alright? He is VERY good.
Not that I would know because he is not with me.
I am at work currently.
And he DOES work at my work too but not today.
Today he is situated at home.
So anyway Oh! Sorry! What was that, nurse? Oh! What? Here comes that baby? Oh, OK, I'll be right there.
Sorry, Lawrence, sorry.
Yes, I'm coming! I won't I've got to go, Lawrence.
Must go.
Sorry.
Emergency.
You really are the worst liar I've ever met in my life.
Can we just have a greasy breakfast and hang out on the couch? I've got to go see Dean.
So you have to commit to being gloomy all day.
Fabulous work, Nina.
I'm trying to be understanding.
I really am.
But it's been going on for days and days.
Well, he's always been a moody dude, Neens.
I mean, what did you expect? You get pregnant and he'd magically transform into Patrick Happy Pants? No.
What are you laughing at, Dad? Life! So, how are you going anyway? Morbidly depressed, bitter.
I can't stop eating cheese.
Let's organise your baby shower.
What? Mmm.
That actually qualifies as fun right now.
Uh, it's way too early.
Neens, let me take you through my options at the moment.
OK, option A is looking through my job possibilities.
They finally sent me an actual real estate one.
OK, as a receptionist in Gippsland.
Oh.
Option B is me obsessively checking out Mick's fan forums online.
Fan forums? Mmm, yeah.
He has them now.
What? Yeah.
Look at this.
"Holland Hot Pics.
" 142 likes.
"Mick Holland, Sex God.
" "Mick Holland, phwoarsome" - spelt P-H-W-O-A-R-some.
Hang on.
Shayanne has posted something new.
Oh, God! What? "Gonna get me some ginger stubble rash" ".
.
from his pubes".
Eugh! I don't think you should be looking at those.
I can't stop! I've tried.
I can't.
What does Mick think of them? Well, I don't think that he's aware of them yet.
Good! No, it's not a good thing.
I'm hiding it from him.
In the past, any bit of success he had, I loved it.
You know, I wanted him to know how fabulous he was.
Now that I'm a hopeless, vindictive loser You're not a hopeless, vindictive Yeah, blah, blah, blah.
God.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
What? Shuffle round, shuffle round.
Shuffle around! There's Lawrence.
Oh, counsellor Lawrence? I just told him a big fat lie about delivering a baby.
Oh.
Not the young, gorgeous one? I don't know.
Maybe.
What, maybe? Empirically! Why in God's name would you choose such a hot counsellor? Are you insane? What? No, he's very good.
That's like choosing a foxy nanny.
He's like a Calvin Klein model, Neens.
I like his preppy loafers, though.
He's coming over.
Huh? Your menu is upside down.
Oh! Oh.
Oh, hi.
Oh, sorry.
Be careful of your lovely shoes in the glass.
I've got it.
I've got it.
This is Billie, by the way.
Hi.
Hello.
Oh, my God.
Does he know who I am? What? No.
I think we should leave immediately.
Who's she? An older lover? Should I go and talk to him? Is that an accent? Don't watch me.
Look at your cheesecake.
Hi.
Hi! Sorry to interrupt.
I just wanted to come on over and apologise for everything.
For the cancellation and everything.
I'm not delivering a baby, obviously, at the moment.
I just I'd just come off a night shift and I just thought that it'd be easiest to just go, "Bam - delivery!" Sorry.
Sorry, Nina.
We probably shouldn't talk much in this setting.
It's kind of contrary to the code.
Oh! Mmm.
Oh, yes.
The code? Why don't you give me a call later and OK, I will do that.
Sorry.
Sorry.
And sorry to you, madam.
Maybe I should see him.
Maybe it'd do me good.
No! Do not see him.
I've never really believed in counsellors.
That was a lovely fawn pant that he had on.
What's his last name? Didn't you just call me insane for seeing a hot counsellor? Yeah, insane for you.
But I can handle it.
What? Well, at the end of the day, a counsellor would just be too wanky for me to have a serious sexual lust about.
I can honestly say I've never had a single sexual thought about him.
So, what is it? Dr Lawrence what? See ya, Billie.
If you're being honest with yourself, you have seen me quite a few times in your fantasy.
Not in my sexual fantasies.
They're usually pretty unmistakeable.
Men lusting after me, kissing me, wearing bearskins.
Men wearing bearskins? In some contexts it works.
What, like this? No, see that's just awkward.
That's how you do it.
But is that really enough to compensate for how difficult the relationship is? It's not that difficult.
Its just going through a tricky patch.
See, in that one, he's like, "Oh, I don't think so.
" But in this one, he's like, "Alright! "Bring it on in!" Hello? Hi, darling! Is that an adjective? 'Phwoarsome'? Yeah, it's a combo of 'phwoar' and 'awesome'.
Scroll down, Mick.
Read the comments.
"Oh, yeah.
Those freckles, that stare.
"Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.
" "Nom, nom"? Look, I'm not fluent in digital lady speak, but I believe it's a vigorous kissing slash chewing noise.
Oh.
Billie will know.
Billie will know what? According to Jimmy, your husband is an internet sex symbol.
It's true.
He's gone viral.
Oh, really? It's nothing.
It's just a stupid little fan forum Jimmy found.
Uh-uh-uh, not just one.
There's "Mick Holland, Sex God.
" "Fuck, Yeah, Mick Holland".
And my personal favourite, "Holland Hot Pics" entirely devoted to pictures of his crotch.
Check this, check this.
Bam! That is a cut lunch.
See, in the '70s, there was none of this anonymous business.
If you liked a singer, you went backstage and you slept with them.
That wasn't my experience.
Check out the comments by Shayanne.
She's my favourite.
Yeah, let's not.
"If you look just above the belt in this pic, "you can get an eyeful of Holland's" What's that? "Dick dents.
" According to Urban Dictionary, a dick dent Yeah.
We know what it means.
I don't.
Well, we're not explaining it.
What's for lunch? Oh, who's your daddy? Don't be disheartened, Billie.
What? No, I'm not.
I know how painful it can be to have a partner who rouses such sexually-loaded responses in strangers.
Any news on the job front, darling? Oh, yeah.
Actually I've got an interview for a rental property Oh! "Dick dents.
" Yes, I've just drawn a mental image.
Mmm.
It's not the actual more of a ridge than a dent.
The ligament, yes.
I'm just toilet.
"Whoa.
Hello, sailor!" Come on, Jimmy.
That's enough.
What? Well, Billie's had a rough week.
Well, yeah, this will give her a lift.
Uh, I'm not sure about that.
Mick, her man stocks are rising.
She's living the dream.
Hey.
Joseph, hi.
They talking about Dean? Shouty talking.
Hmm.
Did today go badly? I wouldn't have a clue.
Kind of stuck here on the kiddie's table.
We moved over here to get away from him and now he just comes back in with one email Hey, does Patrick does he sometimes shut you out of things? Uh See, Kate, she's all, like, "I don't want you to deal with my baggage.
" I'm like, "I'm cool with baggage.
" I just want to be in a relationship with someone that actually talks to me.
Are you ready to go, Joe? Oh, hi, Nina.
Hi.
Sorry, I'm late to pick up Bella, so That's one of her trademark moves.
How'd it go? Can we talk about it or are you still Patrick of doom? She's gonna let him see Isabella.
Tomorrow.
God.
Are you going? She said just once.
"It'll be just once.
" She's so fucking stubborn.
How did he seem? He looked like the guy that, um I knew years ago.
The guy that I liked.
I really appreciate you meeting me, Patrick.
This isn't a social catch-up, Dean.
I just want to know what it is you want.
I'd like to see my daughter.
And what did you say? Can we not? Is there anything in the fridge or should I go get something? Yeah, yeah, there's all that vegie lasagne left.
I'll get it.
Well the most mortifying thing happened at breakfast with Billie.
Lawrence was there.
Sprung me.
Right after I told that ridiculous lie about delivering a baby.
And then I made it even worse by going over and apologising, you know, of course.
And he's"I can't talk about this because of the code.
" Sorry, you're just speaking very loud.
Oh, sorry.
Sorry.
I'm a bit headachy.
Sorry.
I'm gonna go have a shower.
OK.
I'm interested, Nina.
Oh, that was stupid, that story.
Bad timing.
Can I give you my objective opinion? I don't really think you can be objective.
You're my fantasy.
I saw a warm-hearted attempt to try and lighten the mood, clearly coming from a place of kindness and consideration.
That's how I intended it to be.
Better still, it could have lead to a fun dilemma - what to do next? Exactly.
Oh, I thought you were having a shower.
Yeah, I might go for a run first.
Yeah? Oh, yes, put her through.
Nina.
Hello, it's Nina.
I mean well, obviously.
Sorry, you said Sorry.
Um I'm just ringing to apologise for this morning again.
It's fine.
I apologise too if I was aloof at the cafe.
It's just Oh, no, no, I completely understand.
"The code" or whatever.
I'm just really mortified about the "delivering babies".
Nina, I never doubt that all your choices come from a place of kindness and consideration.
Thank you.
So, would you like to reschedule for tomorrow? Yes.
Yes, I would but I'm working.
Well, I do have a late slot free.
Oh, that's really generous, but just, I think, Patrick might Yeah, Patrick's got a late shift.
Well, I could see you alone.
Isn't that breaking the rules? There are no rules, Nina.
Mostly when I work with couples, I'll do a few solo sessions.
It's standard.
Oh.
But if you feel uncomfortable about it No, no, well, that sounds comfortable.
II'd be comf Would I tell Patrick? Well, that's entirely up to you.
It's certainly nothing illicit.
No, no, well, of course it's not.
No.
I mean, I would That would be good.
Yes, tomorrow.
Great.
I look forward to it.
Yes.
Bye for now.
Alone? Be quiet.
I didn't say anything.
Alone.
It's not uncommon to have a spike in blood pressure right at the end.
Come out, come out! I know.
That'd be good, wouldn't it? But until then, I think we'll just keep you here, keep you resting.
Come, they told me Pa-rum pa-pum pum I raided the ward Chrissie decorations.
This is all we had.
Oh, we were making stupid jokes before, calling this the virgin birth.
Oh, well.
'Cause there's no penis involved.
So we're not saying that lesbians are virgins.
Oh, no, no.
It's alright.
Eloise is lesbotic too.
So are you an actual pure thoroughbred, Zoe, 100%? Yeah, I am actually.
100%.
Including pashing? Yep.
Claude's not.
No, I had a few years of delusion.
Yeah, me too.
Fun delusion, though.
Nina's thoroughbred straight.
Zara's straight, but non-thoroughbred.
It totally shows, doesn't it? How? What about you, Eloise? Are you a thoroughbred? Oh.
No.
Oh.
Are we talking pash and dash or the full enchilada? It was my high school boyfriend.
Ah! So, anyway, Sally, I'll keep monitoring So what was his name? 'Cause I am sensing it was something like Cameron.
Or Jamie.
Uh, Eric, actually.
Eager Eric.
Eager Eric puts in the effort.
Anyway, as I was saying, we'll monitor your blood pressure.
I'll be on call and hopefully you'll be in labour very soon.
Eager Eric puts in the effort but the endgame eludes him.
Bethlehem ba-bum bum-bum Kim.
That was a bit full-on before.
What was? Discussing Eloise's sexuality in front of patients! Oh, come on.
She was fine with it.
No, she was trying to be fine with it.
Oh, get off the grass.
She cracked an actual joke, yet not massively funny, but still it was a breakthrough.
What's this? Oh, Nina is just cracking the sads 'cause Eloise isn't her little pet anymore.
Excuse me! No, I'm not.
You are.
I'm not.
I'm talking about your behaviour.
Eloise finally gets the stick out of her ass, finally starts acting half human Kim.
'Cause you, like, are all love struck and boring.
That was your fault.
How was that my fault? Go and apologise.
You apologise! No.
Thank you for doing this.
I want you to know that this is it.
Just once, just today.
That's all I'm committing to.
Hey, baby.
Mama.
Mum.
Bella, this is Dean.
Hello, Bella.
Say hi.
Say, "Hi, Dean.
" Wave hi.
Got you a present.
Look at that! Wow.
Thank you.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Wow.
You realise it is just a rental manager position.
Yes.
Fielding maintenance calls mostly.
Well, I'm particularly interested in the kind of inner-city developments that you specialise in.
I think that's a really exciting area.
Yeah, um, the buildings themselves, they've had some flaws, so you would cop a fair bit of abuse.
Right.
And you should know up front, we actually can't afford any security for you.
OK.
Also, the hours are Friday afternoon through to Monday morning.
Are you aware of that? Yes.
Yeah.
Round the clock.
Uh, well, my husband is a musician.
He tends to work right through the weekend, so it's quite compatible, actually.
He'd do weddings and stuff? Uh, no.
His name is Mick Holland and he tends to do Mick Holland? Get out! Not the Mick Holland with the song? Oh, um, possibly.
With that woman, the hippy redhead.
I'm so sorry That I can't be the one Denise! Denise! Yeah? Belinda here is married to Mick Holland.
Get out! It's Billie.
I listen to that song all the time.
I've got it on my computer.
Hang on, listen, listen.
It's sold quite Sitting in the lobby of a city hotel Drinking like fishes on the river to hell Do you think he could play at the office Christmas party? I've hit some kind of tipping point.
I'm now officially trashing job opportunities because I'm so bitter about my husband's success.
Oh, well, I didn't think you wanted that job anyway.
That's not the point.
I'm a shell of a woman.
What are you doing right now? Uh, I'm I'm busy.
Why? Because now I have to go to his gig, which they've upgraded to the town hall because so many internet obsessives are going.
Seriously, it's like a tidal wave.
Shayanne is driving down from Canberra.
Oh, Mick doesn't even know about the internet obsessives.
He knows - yesterday Jimmy showed him all the fan sites and now he's obsessed.
I'm sure Mick's not obsessed.
He looks at them on the toilet.
OK, if you stand really close to the door, you can hear all those iPhone clicky noises.
Have you been standing close to the I really need you to come, Neens.
It's critical.
I need a flank.
No I can't.
I've got a session thing with Lawrence.
Oh, with Patrick? What? I've gotta go.
Since when do you have a solo session with a couples counsellor? Well just Go on.
Make all your jokes.
Go on.
No, I'm not making jokes.
You're officially crossing a line here.
Have you told Patrick? Oh, you should not go.
You cannot go solo with counsellor blow-wave.
Your head will implode.
You should call right now.
You should cancel.
You should come to the gig with me.
Neens? Oh.
My head will not implode.
It's not even remotely close to imploding.
You take care of yourself, won't you? I will.
The cafe woman.
I'll just be one moment, Nina.
Where's the code there? She gets cafe meetings and pecks on the cheek.
Hey.
Come in.
Ooh, sorry, I hope this isn't too casual.
It's just socks.
Nothing loaded about socks.
Oh, not at all.
Oh, no, don't worry about it.
You can keep your shoes on.
Sorry, was she a patient? No.
I'm so sorry.
You don't have to answer that.
I just sorry.
It's fine.
She was actually my university lecturer and she's a friend.
Ah.
And I suppose she's been acting as my counsellor too.
I've had a bit of a tricky period lately and she's been a great support.
Right.
Going through a break-up? Coming out? Shut up, Nina.
So I'm really glad that we're having this solo session.
Me too.
Me too.
Because sometimes I feel like you might just be holding back a little in our couple sessions.
Really? I just wanted to give you the space just to say whatever it is you want without second guessing, without fear of frustrating Patrick.
Just to say whatever it is that's playing on your mind.
Don't say anything.
Mick? Yeah.
How'd it go? It was a disaster.
What's going on? Nothing, just we Oh, we sold out! 600 tickets just gone.
Great.
Yeah.
Um Oh, God.
What's the time? I've gotta get moving.
Billie, what are you Give it to me! Give it to me! What? No.
Get off me! Get off me.
Ow! Arggh.
"Holland Hot Pics.
" I knew it! I was just scanning it.
You're addicted.
I'm not addicted.
Admit it.
It's OK.
I am too.
I'm not addicted.
It's just new and weird and And hot.
What? Oh, come on.
It's hot.
It must be.
There's legions of digital women loving you.
Billie, it's a lot of things but it's not hot.
What do you think - I lie awake at night and think, "Ooh, Hollandlady281" No, she's freaky and she can't spell.
But what about Emgirl87? She's genetically perfect.
Are you worried I'm gonna hook up with one of them? No.
Yes.
I don't know.
What I'm worried about is that we've hit some fork in the road.
I'm an almost middle-aged real estate failure.
Billie No, come on.
Let's not soften it.
And you are Justin Bieber of inner urban Melbourne.
Wow, that's an achievement.
Well, it is.
It is an achievement and I hate that I wish things were back the way they were.
You used to come to gigs.
You would hear women say stuff - racy stuff.
It actually fired you up - remember? Then we'd get home, and I'd be exhausted and hoarse, and you'd insist on having sex.
It was pride sex.
Yeah.
It was messed up.
It was fun.
Now, why can't this be like that? It's just weird words and pictures on the internet.
Yeah.
With terrible grammar.
TERRIBLE grammar.
And I want to be able to look at it and enjoy it and laugh about it with my wife.
Me? Mm-hm.
It's probably just a bad convergence of events.
But I just I've never quite worked out how to handle it when he shuts down.
I know - I shouldn't over-analyse it.
You constantly criticise yourself for over-analysing.
But, Nina, I just think it's a sign that you care.
Very deeply.
So let's just say let's say the worst thought that runs through your mind.
Let's just get it out there.
The WORST thought? Yeah.
Well, perhaps if you articulate it, it won't be as overwhelming as you fear.
Or perhaps your head WILL implode.
II suppose the worst thought that I have is that we're just not suited.
No matter how much we love each other we're not suited.
I have to talk.
He has to shut down.
Its always gonna be difficult.
And we try and pretend that that's not the truth, because of this pregnancy.
But, really we'd be better just to accept it and go our separate ways.
And how do you feel, having articulated that? Terrible.
Why? Do you feel guilty? Yes.
I'm here to FIX the relationship, not call it quits.
But that's not what I'm suggesting at all, Nina.
There are happy couples on your website, holding hands.
Well, yes, but I'm paying a lot of money Ssorry.
Oh! Sorry.
I'm on call.
- Hello? - Nina.
Sorry.
Sally Richardson's BP just spiked again - 210/100.
There's a non-reassuring CTG.
Baseline is rising.
Oh, shit.
II'm there, I'm there.
I'm I'm sorry.
I have to leave.
I hope this exercise hasn't unsettled you at all.
It's fine.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh You got here quickly.
Yeah.
I was just round the corner.
Not at home.
Lying.
Why are you lying? This will have to be quick.
Yep.
Sally, we're just a little bit concerned about your blood pressure, so I'm going to administer some hydralazine, just to bring it down.
OK, I'm about to make the first incision.
Are you comfortable? Mm-hm.
Mm-hm? It's alright.
It's OK.
It's gonna be OK.
Baby's head's already engaged.
Eloise, could you apply pressure? You right? Sally, the baby's just in a tricky position.
Don't worry.
You've got the best hands in the business here.
Yeah.
It's 220.
I'm just gonna administer some more hydralazine.
And Yeah, it's alright.
Eloise, could you get your hand around the baby's shoulder, and just lever a little.
Lever a little.
Is he alright? Paediatrician's just checking now.
Come on, little fella.
Come on.
Take a big breath for me.
Come on.
Baby's OK.
Congratulations.
Well done.
Here he is.
Here he is.
Oh, beautiful baby.
Look at me, ladies.
Ohh.
No.
Go.
Nice job before.
Thanks.
You're real good when there's a sitch.
Lots of newbies aren't, but you're good.
Mmm.
Right.
Thanks.
Kim's babbling because she wants to say she's sorry.
Oh, my God, Zara! I was just getting to that.
It was literally the next thing that I was going to say.
Well, go on, then.
Yeah, so, sorry for saying you had a stick up your arse.
You didn't.
I'm a cow.
Sorry.
It's OK.
I kind of did.
Nah, you're just professional with good posture.
Hey, and your joke before - that was seriously funny.
"Eager Eric puts in the effort" - that was hilarious.
Oh, that was your joke, Zara.
Ah.
Right.
But you also said something that was good too.
To be honest, I kind of made Eric up.
Oh.
I had a friend Eric, but he was never my boyfriend.
I think I was just a bit embarrassed to be A thoroughbred? You shouldn't be.
We need a bit of purity around here.
Kim, are you a thoroughbred if you've never really slept with anybody? Yeah! That just makes you a very pure thoroughbred.
Please don't tell anyone.
Course not.
No, no, no.
I might be loud, but I'm also discreet.
I'm a fascinating contradiction.
Yeah, she's the one right up the back - gorgeous.
Not that I'm looking, but absolutely gorgeous.
And that is Anna and Jess.
They drove all the way from Pyalong.
Where's that? I don't I don't know, but it's far.
Um, in the middle, just over here, that is Carly.
You can't see it yet, but she has made her own T-shirt - a big picture of you.
Please tell me it's my face.
Please tell me it's my FACE! It's of your entire upper-knee region.
Aha.
And just up the front, right here, the infamous Cheyenne.
I think we can safely assume her profile picture is at least two decades old.
Someone should notify Billie.
Mmm.
So, Jimmy, is there actually anyone in the audience here to see me? Oh, yeah, absolutely.
Just the desperadoes up the front are here to see you.
OK.
Thanks.
I think we should do a control test.
Yeah.
Nah, that's a terrible idea.
Go.
Go, go, go.
Mm-hm.
I'm not not doing this.
I think we have our answer.
It proved nothing.
Mmm.
Just this way, love.
Coming through.
Hey, mate.
Excuse me.
Show me the picture.
We'll see.
That's pathetic.
That is so blurry.
He's onstage for, like, an hour.
I'll get a better shot.
He's totally better-looking in real life.
I know! Mmm.
Is he single? I think Becky said.
Actually, I don't know.
Google.
Google.
Uh, nuh, he's married.
Really? Is there a picture? Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, she's, like, She looks even older.
She's so bleugh! Yuck.
Like, yuck.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! What?! Oh, my God! Thank you, you guys.
Wow.
You're amazing! It's so, so good to be here, you guys.
Actually, I think you might be the biggest crowd we've ever had.
Thank you.
One, two, three, four.
If I'm coming your way Five minutes, just wait for me Every time it's the same old lie There's always some other fella you'd rather see or be with Why couldn't you wait for me? Dear Baby, I'm gonna ask for special consideration on this one.
Can I have a bite? Mmm? Please, take it, take it.
How's Sal? Delirious.
But thrilled.
How did it go today? With Dean.
Did it happen? Yeah.
We don't we don't have to talk about it.
II probably should get changed.
No.
It was intense.
I went in determined not to give an inch.
And I don't know, he was he was just so tragic.
Come on, sweetie.
Kate tried to force her to play with him.
Come on, darling, you love the swing.
Bella just wouldn't let go.
After a while, Dean he just decided to sit off to the side, and just to watch.
And just seeing him there just thinking that this is gonna be the only time he ever has with his daughter But it made me think how lucky I am to have what I have with you.
I know I've been a bit of a unit lately.
Oh, there's been a lot of things happening.
No, I want you to know that I recognise it, and I want to work on it.
And, you know, I want to lock down some things.
Like what? Should we buy a house together? Should we get joint bank accounts? Should we get married? What? Is that would you want that? I don't know.
Would you? I think we should talk about it.
I also think we should go see Lawrence tomorrow.
You know, we can't be that couple that quits counselling.