Footballers' Wives (2002) s04e09 Episode Script

Had a chat with this dozy little cow, have you? - Roger.
- I'm leaving.
I'm sorry.
I'll tell you, if he walks through that door, I'll deck him one.
No, Seb.
Please.
Hey, come on, finish your drink.
- I was drunk, wasn't I? - Well, it didn't seem to affect your performance.
Your father must never find out about this.
Do you understand? If you weren't scared of the consequences, what would you want? - You've changed, Lucy.
- You're paranoid.
I'm not paranoid! You're the one for me, Jacks I don't care how much you gob off about our private lives.
Truth is, you don't know how happy I am to see you standing there.
- Married? - Yeah, I sort of proposed.
- Mate, congratulations! - I know.
Please don't say this is the last time we'll see each other.
Please, Lucy.
- You're selling me? - I knew you'd understand.
You can't just sell Conrad.
Not just like that.
This should have been discussed at the board meeting.
What's this? It's to mark the first day of the rest of our lives.
Bruno, it's gorgeous.
I've got the best marriage in the whole world.
It's time I started enjoying it.
(Mobile beeping) What are you like? A shadow.
- Who you texting? - Amber.
We're meeting for lunch.
- I told you that.
- Just asking.
Not prying.
(Phone beeping) Women.
You'll be seeing each other in a couple of hours.
Shit! Clumsy cow! It'll take me ages to get my address book sorted again.
- You should back up your SIM card like me.
- Yeah.
You not wearing your new necklace? Can't sleep in it, can I? Besides, I don't know if it will go with the outfit.
Thought you wanted to show it off to Amber.
Tell you what, I'll wear it to the shooting party and show it off to everyone.
I want you to wear it all the time, Luce.
It means a lot to me.
How we've moved on from the bad times, and you trust me.
Yeah, you're right.
Sod the D&G.
It'll look great with my aqua Cavalli.
Later.
All right, lads, well done.
Good session.
Well done, Seb.
Hey, well played, Fry.
I'll see you next time.
Boss, I was wondering if I could have a couple of days off training next week.
You trying to get your asking price down or what? It's just a couple of days.
I need to spend some time with Amber.
You know she's not keen on moving.
She should be licking your boots.
Your salary's just about to skyrocket.
She just needs some time.
No.
The answer's no.
You're mine until your contract runs out.
I'm counting the days.
- Going to Milligan's shooting party? - BRUNO: He better.
- Starting to think you don't like us.
- I don't know.
I'm not really into killing stuff.
BRUNO: They're clay pigeons, doofus.
The only thing you'll be killing is a bottle of red.
- You and Bethany will be going, won't you? - Of course.
- You set a date for the wedding yet? - No.
Still, you know, planning.
I reckon you'll be up for skipper when Gates is gone.
Hadn't really thought about it.
Hey, you got anything juicy over there? - Pass it over here.
I'm still young, free and single.
- Help yourself.
Noah.
- Tim.
- Hi.
I thought we could use a little private chat.
- Yeah, of course.
- It's about the wedding.
I know you're busy at the moment, but I really think it's time we put pen to paper and got something organised.
Yeah, I've been meaning to, but with the season Noah, you haven't even bought Bethany an engagement ring yet.
- I'm not doubting your commitment - Don't be silly.
Yeah, but maybe I can help.
I know it's daunting with all the publicity involved but I can handle that from the church's side.
- The church? - Well, of course the church.
You're a figurehead.
You're the most shining example of our programme's success.
We don't want to miss out on the promotional opportunities your wedding will give us, do we? No.
I mean, you've been saved.
Now you can show a whole generation of mixed-up people that gay is not the way.
Yeah? I mean, interviews, posters I know you'll wanna help.
We'll talk about it later.
AMBER: Oh, that's nice.
Where did you get that from? It's beautiful, isn't it? Bruno gave it to me.
- Oh, what's he done now, then? - Don't be like that.
Okay, I know.
He's been a pig in the past.
But he really wants to change.
And this is like starting again.
Well, if you really think you can trust him.
I mean, you said he was obsessive, kept checking up on you all the time.
Yeah, but let's face it.
He had something to check up on this time, didn't he? You said it.
No, Giles really was just a friend.
- A good friend.
- Just not someone Bruno would take to.
I was depressed, Amber, and he was good to talk to.
But that's all changed now anyway.
I didn't push Bruno into apologising, you know.
He really meant it.
He really saw what he was doing.
And for the first time in my marriage, I feel like I'm not walking on eggshells in my own home.
Well, long may it continue.
What about you? What about the transfer? Bruno said it looks like Madrid? - I'll miss you.
- Well, it's not over yet, darling.
What are you talking about? It's good for Conrad.
- And you'll make a packet.
- Look, I want Phoenix to go to school in England.
I'm sick about this being all about Conrad.
I mean, Sparks are going through a difficult patch, that's all it is.
Yeah, but you can't do anything about it so you may as well make the best of it.
- I'm on the board, aren't I? - But Hazel's the Chair.
As elected by a consortium.
Now, it would be a shame if they lost confidence in her, wouldn't it? - Conrad won't thank you for it.
- Conrad doesn't know what's good for him.
I do.
You know how to cheer a girl up, don't you? I'm an accountant, not a magician.
Still, the purse we get for Gates will help.
See you at the next board meeting, then.
Jools? It's me.
We still on for tonight? Great.
We need to talk.
About the future.
- Give us a call.
- I will do.
- Okay, see you soon.
- Bye.
Thank you.
Oh, no.
No.
What exactly are you trying to say to us, Amber? Because this should be discussed at a consortium meeting, not behind closed doors.
Well, that's where you're wrong.
Look, your businesses have invested in this club because of their loyalty to the team and because they trust Hazel Bailey.
But you're not there day to day and I think that you should know your chairperson is unreliable, to say the least.
Roger Webb is incompetent.
He's lost it.
I mean, everybody knows it but Hazel refuses to do anything about it.
All she wants to do is throw short-term money at an on-going problem.
Your money.
But she's stripping this club of its assets as we speak.
- And Conrad Gates - Your husband.
- You should be thrilled.
- Ex-husband.
Look, it's bad for the club.
That's what I'm saying.
She's allowed her manager to rob us of Europe by refusing to play Seb Webb who, once again, you paid for.
And And she's an alcoholic.
Look, I'm a major shareholder.
I have the know-how and I have the drive and I want to pick this club out of the shit hole that Hazel Bailey has dropped it in.
Yes, she was good.
Yes, she was once but she stopped listening to reason.
I can add my shares to the consortium and substantial cash donations.
Personal donations, off the books.
Call it a thank you.
Oh, we do want the club to prosper, of course.
If she is drinking too much, that is a worry.
What does Vince say? (Groaning) (Sighing) You're a very convincing woman, Amber.
I like to think so.
So, I take it you'll have a word with the others, make the right decision.
It'll be a relief to know that my money is in such capable hands.
- Shit! - You're having me bugged! - You what? - I couldn't believe it.
So I had it checked out.
But even then, I thought it must be a mistake.
So he showed me how it worked.
Got me up on-screen.
A little red dot.
You bastard.
It's for security, Luce.
What if you're kidnapped? That's why you never told me about it.
"I want you to wear it all the time.
It means so much to me.
" It means you can keep tabs on me more like.
- I need to know you're safe.
- You need a bloody shrink, you wacko! Watch your shitting mouth! You make me what I am.
Winding me up, giving me all the lip! That's the last time you raise your hand to me, Bruno.
All right.
All right, I won't hit you.
But just don't push me, Luce! 'Cause I'm the head of this family, not you! You're the head of nothing.
I'm leaving you.
Angelica! Angelica.
Going somewhere? Come here, sweetheart.
We're watching a video, aren't we, princess? Where are you going, Mummy? Mummy's not going anywhere, darling.
She's just feeling a bit grumpy.
Mummy wouldn't ever go anywhere without you, would she? I don't want her coming, Bruno.
- The guns will frighten her.
- Rubbish.
She's her father's daughter.
Besides, you think I'm gonna leave her here with you? - I'm just saying.
- We're all going.
As a family.
Big smiles.
And Angelica's staying right by my side.
You don't have to be like this, babe.
You've said you won't hit me again and I believe you.
I've never hit you in my life, sweetheart.
You've been hitting Angelica.
No control of your temper.
That's what I'll be telling my lawyers tomorrow when I file for divorce.
Unless you start behaving.
You better go and get dressed.
Our guests will be here soon.
Well, go on.
Off you go.
Is that nice? Borrow this.
You taking the piss? This is a shoot, all right? Not a school disco.
- Yeah, I do know what a gun is, Dad.
- Yeah.
But do you know how to use one? Team Webb.
What do you reckon? Or I could kick your arse and make a few quid.
Go on, for a laugh.
- Where's your competitive spirit, eh? - You're on.
- Hey, you look absolutely gorgeous.
- Thank you.
What do you reckon? Chip off the old block or what? Yeah, very smart.
I'll take a picture.
You could have it for your new flat, love, you know, for when you move on.
Oh, I forgot to tell you.
Seb's asked if he can stay with us for a while longer, Jacks.
Well, I expect he'll want to spread his wings a bit.
Can't be much fun living with a pair of old fogies like us, eh? Well, I've spent long enough living away from my dad and we've got a lot of years to make up for.
But nobody can make me feel as welcome as you, Jackie.
In every way.
But I'm only staying if you say it's okay.
Of course, why not? See, I told you not to worry, didn't I? Jackie loves having you.
Yeah.
I know that.
(Classical music playing) All right, go and get a drink.
- Hiya.
- All right? Morning.
We've come to see if my son's as much of a smart arse with a shotgun as he is with a football.
We got a couple of quid in it and all.
Dad reckons he's gonna slay me.
- You gonna have a go, Jacks? - Oh, no, I'll leave all that to the boys.
- As long as there's a glass of fizz, I'm happy.
- Not too much, mind.
I've seen what she's like when she's had a skinful.
ROGER: Oi, you.
- I'm just looking after my stepmother.
- Help yourself.
Right, you lot where's the guns? Got some serious PMT needs taking care of.
- H.
- Hazel.
This is Jools.
Friend of mine.
She's a tennis player but reckon she'll have a crack at blowing some bits of pottery out of the sky.
Eh, sweetheart? Hazel always said I had a good aim.
Dave! - How's retirement treating you? - Fan-bloody-tastic, mate.
- You should try it.
- Oh, I'd love to, mate.
- She won't let me.
- Oh, that could be arranged.
Well, I hope your shooting's better than my fishing.
Let's face it, mate.
That shouldn't be too hard.
Come on, darling.
Amber! Darling.
Conrad, let me introduce you to Jools.
Jools, this is Amber Gates.
- Pleased to meet you.
- Hazel used to represent me.
Pro tennis, sweets.
We've been friends ever since.
It's not like Hazel to mix business with pleasure.
There's a lot you don't know about me, darling.
Amber, babe, killer outfit.
Did you get a load of Hazel's latest squeeze? - Even I wouldn't kick her out of bed.
- I need your help, Amber.
It's serious.
- What's wrong? - Just act natural.
We've only got a second so just listen to me.
He's watching my every move.
Pull! (Gun firing) JOOLS: Pull! JACKIE: Bloody hell.
- Yeah, you wanna see her forehand.
- Pull! Really? BRUNO: Pull! Pull! (Gun firing) - How you doing? - All right? - Yeah, not bad.
- Oh, your ring's boss, love.
Well done, you.
- She chose it.
- Well, Noah said I should so - I just picked out what I really wanted.
- Congratulations! - So where did you get it from? - You know that big shop on (Chattering) Bruno, I don't feel very well.
- Take an aspirin.
- No, I mean "throw-up" unwell.
I've got wicked indigestion.
It's been like that for a couple of days now.
It's kind of like it was when I was pregnant with Angelica.
You never said.
Well, we haven't exactly been on the best of terms, have we? - What are you trying to tell me? - I don't know, sweetheart.
All I know is that I feel like shit and I need to lie down.
Yeah, well, Angelica's staying here.
For Christ's sake, Bruno, all I need is a couple of Gaviscons and a toilet, okay? Shit, Luce.
That'd be I'd be so (Bruno whistling) - My wife needs to go back to the house.
- I can walk.
You just take care of yourself, all right? - You all right, Lucy? - She's got a migraine.
- It's been coming on all morning.
- I just need to shut my eyes for an hour.
You lot enjoy yourselves.
I'm sure I'll feel a lot better by this afternoon.
- And take care of Angelica for me.
- Sure.
Okay, Angelica, Auntie Amber's in charge now.
Shall we go find some sweets? Do it for me, baby! Pull! (Gun firing) Pull! Put your face in.
- Put your face in.
- Yeah.
- Ready? - Yeah.
Pull! Ah! - Head for the hills.
They're gonna blow! - Are you all right? Yeah, I'm fine.
- You all right, sweetheart? - She's okay.
Are you sure, love? - Yeah, I'm just winded.
- Look, I'll get something from the medical kit.
No, Jacks, I'm fine.
Just a bit embarrassed that's all.
Lucy's done it a million times.
Should have warned you.
You know, it seems easier to get you on your own when we're out with a crowd than at home.
I don't know what you're talking about.
- Well, I'll have to remind you, then.
- Get your hands off me! That's not what you said when we were in bed together.
- My dad's bed.
- Yeah, well, I don't remember.
You got me drunk.
I didn't know what I was doing.
Well, you seemed pretty expert to me and I was thinking, how about a repeat performance? Go to hell.
Oh, come on, Jackie, you'll be doing my dad a favour.
I get on so much better with him when I've just played with his favourite toy.
- You are evil.
- Oh, don't make me tell him, love.
Not now we're such a close family.
- Talk about tough tittie.
- SHANNON: You can laugh but you're not wrong.
If it wasn't for me implants, I could have broken me rib cage.
- Indestructible, these babies.
- Shannon.
- Sexy.
- Hey, Jools.
- Hazel tells me you're looking at Wimbledon.
- I'm hoping to get to the quarters at least.
- My trainer's pleased with my form anyway.
- He ain't the only one.
I tell you what, my mate Nadine's coming to lunch on Monday, and she's a big tennis fan.
Why don't you two join us? Monday lunch.
No.
Sorry, Jacks, I got a meeting I can't cancel.
Shareholders.
They're so demanding.
- BRUNO: So, who's the better shot? Father or son? - Who do you think? It's only 'cause I taught him how to hold a gun.
Oh, too right.
- What? - BRUNO: Angelica.
No, she's just desperate to show me her pony.
- Would you mind? - No, of course not.
Thanks, Amber.
Won't be long.
Come on, you.
You better hurry up, he's going to be worrying.
- You all right? - I'm fine, I'm fine.
Sweetheart, we are going on an adventure.
But what about Daddy? Daddy's staying here.
I packed a few things.
But if I need anything else He's stopped my cards.
Don't worry about that.
Oh, Luce.
- I'll call you when I find my feet.
- Sure.
You make sure he looks after you, Luce.
Come on, can you run for mummy? BETHANY: I was thinking about early June.
SHANNON: That's nice.
- What about that balloon idea you had? - At my wedding? - Yeah.
- Oh, it was a surprise.
Harley arranged it.
- Oh, that's so sweet.
- So, what about bridesmaids? 'Cause I'm available.
- What are you like? - I hadn't even thought about it to be honest, but I'd be honoured.
You could give me loads of tips on being a footballer's wife.
SHANNON: Oh, I love a wedding! Where's Angelica? Oh, she picked some flowers.
Took them up to her mum.
You don't mind, do you? No, that's fine.
So, Amber, was Bhangra Bootie a one-hit wonder? Or are you working on something else? She's got other projects in the pipeline.
Good music scene in Spain apparently.
Should keep you busy.
I'm busy enough as it is.
Thank you.
That Hazel thinks she's untouchable.
Playing god with people's lives.
She's just doing her job, give me a break.
You've changed your tune.
- You were gunning for her the other day.
- Amber, it's a good deal, isn't it? I'm not going to Spain, Conrad.
Right.
So what am I supposed to do? Give it all up and open a bar like Bruno? I've got years left.
Well, maybe it won't come to that.
Right, let's wash those hands.
Where did you get this? Daddy gave it to me this morning.
Mummy! Mum.
Sweetheart, it's all right, it's all going to be okay.
I promise.
Come on, come on.
In you get.
Angelica! I'm sorry.
I didn't know where else to go.
Come here.
You have a little nap, sweetheart, okay? You're safe now.
I won't let him hurt you again.
- I've waited so long for you.
- Me too.
I love you, Giles.
I've always loved you.
- I don't want to go back.
- You don't have to.
Ever.
Sorry to cut it short, mate, but, you know, she's really got it bad.
She needs me here.
Well, maybe I should go up and see her.
I mean, if she's in a bad way, she needs to see a doctor, right? Oh, no, no.
She just needs some sleep.
I'll look after her.
Well, if she feels any better, me and Amber are going to the Trickler for dinner.
- You could join us.
- I don't think so.
Okay, yeah.
Thanks for a great day anyway.
Bitch! Bloody brilliant.
Supposed to be having lunch with Bethany tomorrow.
What am I going to wear now, eh? Flippin' polo neck? You're not going to cancel, are you? Thanks for the sympathy.
No, I mean, of course I'm sorry it happened, babe.
It's just, I think it's a shame to let Bethany down over a bruise, that's all.
Besides, I'm out anyway, aren't I? Do you remember that thing I told you about me agent? Yeah, well, I'll put some concealer on.
Or a truckload.
- It is sore, mind.
- Baby.
I'll get you some paracetamol when we get home.
- Yeah, well, as long as you don't go off me.
- Never.
I don't know why you're dropping me off now.
Dad won't be expecting me till later tonight.
Pack it in, Bethany.
You've had too much to drink, yeah? 'Cause I haven't had enough of something else.
Stop it.
Not here.
Besides, we're not married yet.
Yeah, but we will be soon.
And it's not like we haven't done stuff before.
Nobody's watching.
Jesus, just stop it! Will you? You're suffocating me.
Well, maybe my dad was right.
Maybe you are getting cold feet about the wedding.
It's not me you want, is it? It's some guy with a tight arse who doesn't give a shit about love! Don't you dare say that.
It's not true.
I want a woman.
I want you.
You could have fooled me.
Look, I'm a bad-tempered bastard, that's all.
I made a fool out of myself today for missing every single shot.
And now I'm taking it out on you.
I don't care if you can shoot a gun.
Look what you do on the pitch.
Yeah.
Cheers.
Listen, I'm sorry.
I'm gonna go home and get an early night.
- Really? - Seriously, Bethany.
You don't deserve it.
I'll call you tomorrow.
Well, fair play but how about we make it double or quits? - Snooker? - You're on.
I'll go rack up, then.
Cheers for the grub, Jackie.
Tasty as ever.
I'll tell you what, Jacks.
I really feel like we've turned a corner, you know, me and Seb.
You were right.
He needed a dad, not a manager.
And for the first time, I feel like I've got a son, not just a financial responsibility.
- Look, I think I'll turn in, Roger.
I'm beat.
- Yeah.
Well, look, I'll be up soon, eh? Soon as I've taught him a lesson on the snooker table.
Who knows, maybe I'll even let him win, eh? What if Hazel changed her mind? Or the board did? Well, I hope they don't.
Oh, oh, okay, I see.
I mean, my happiness means absolutely nothing to you, right? Of course it does.
But she's not going to, is she? Yeah, but what if she did? Well, if she does, fine.
Then Phoenix can go to school here.
But I'd hope for a change of management so at least I'd be playing for a team that stood a bloody chance.
Yeah, I know what you mean.
But if I was in charge, it'd be Roger Webb I'd be getting rid of, not you.
But you're not, are you? - Bruno? - Where is she? - Where's my wife? - What the hell are you talking about, Milligan? - She knows, don't you? - I think you're off your head.
If you've had an argument with Lucy, don't come here blaming me, all right? She's taken my kid and you helped her.
I know it.
Hey, hey, hey.
Calm down.
Have a seat.
- You're making an arse out of yourself.
- You were the last person to see them.
She's your mate.
I know what you and her are like.
There's no way she didn't tell you what she was up to.
So who is he, eh? Eh? - Look, I don't know anything, okay? - Amber told you, she doesn't know.
She's gone.
And she wouldn't have the balls if some bloke hadn't put her up to it.
Oh, please.
I really don't think she needs a bloke as an excuse to do a runner.
I've done everything for my family.
She's got no right to take my daughter.
You've had a barney and she's just trying to make a point.
So why don't you go home and sleep it off? Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
- I'll call you.
- All right.
I'm sure it'll work itself out.
Yeah.
Do you know what Lucy's playing at, Amber? If she's shacked up with someone else, he'll find out.
The state he's in, he could do something seriously stupid.
Do you know where she is, Amber? No.
No.
Look, honestly, I really don't.
I'll get a taxi straight from the ground after training.
I wish you didn't have to go, Roger.
- I'll miss you.
- Hey, come on, love.
It's only an overnight in Newcastle.
Hey.
What's got into you? Nothing.
It's just Well, with Seb living here, you know, we never get any time to ourselves.
I'll tell you what, soon as I get back, I'll take you out for dinner, eh? Just you and me.
I better go and get packed.
Hey, Seb, you'll look after Jackie while I'm gone, won't you? You betcha.
Whole night to ourselves.
No distractions.
Yeah, I'll look after you all right.
Hey, cheer up, Jackie.
Nobody likes a sourpuss.
- Dr Giles Arrowsmith, please.
- Okay.
Sorry, I'm new here.
What are you doing? Making sure you're safe.
I don't want that bastard getting anywhere near you again.
He doesn't know where we are.
Nobody does.
So he can't find us.
I'm not taking any chances.
Not now I've got you.
You've got me all right.
I've got a present for you.
Wait here.
What present? You didn't know I was even coming.
I always knew.
I'm sorry to keep you waiting.
I'm afraid Dr Arrowsmith is on leave.
When will he be back? I'm not sure to be honest.
Can someone else help you? No! No.
I need to get a message to a friend of his.
So it's him that I need to speak to.
The thing is, Dr Arrowsmith is on leave indefinitely.
He hasn't actually worked here for over a year.
What do you mean he hasn't worked here for over a year? Here.
This should be a perfect fit.
I've saved it all this time.
I don't understand.
Put it on.
I've pictured you in it so many times, Magda.
Lucy.
I'm Lucy.
Put it on, it's yours.
Who's this? It's us, Magda.
The day before the crash.
Don't be silly.
You must remember that.
We haven't got time for this, sweetheart.
Everyone's waiting for us.
What are you talking about? The wedding of course.
All the guests, the vicar, they're waiting.
They've been waiting for a year and a half.
They'll think we've changed our minds.
I'm going to go and get Angelica and we're going to go now.
Just calm down.
You're safe now.
Giles, let me go.
I know you're upset.
Who I mean, I mean, who wouldn't be, hmm? I was speeding.
I shouldn't have driven so fast, I know that.
I mean I know that now.
I'm sorry.
There, I said it.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry! But I can make it up to you now.
We're going to get married.
And then we'll go together.
Angelica too, all of us.
- One big happy family.
- Go where? It's a surprise.
So, you gonna stick the other ones back with the glue? That's it.
That should be enough.
And then we'll stick them together.
Squeeze them, squeeze them hard.
- Oh, Magda.
- My name's Lucy.
Dress-ups? That's right, sweetheart.
We're playing dress-ups.
Look, I made flowers.
My butterfly.
GILES: Okay.
Okay.
Our flower girl is working on your bouquet.
You sit down, have a little a little rest while I change.
I know you're nervous.
What bride isn't, hmm? It's your big day.
Big day.
Bit of Bit of Dutch courage, hmm? I'll be right back.
Mummy, I need more Sellotape.
Just make sure you tell Bethany not to let Shannon take over.
She thinks she's a world expert on weddings.
I'll tell you what, I could do with a bit of advice myself.
From a bloke's side.
Do you fancy a round of golf or something? No, sorry, mate.
I've got summat on.
See you later, though, yeah? All right? CONRAD: He had some bust-up with his missus.
I'll give him a ring later on.
Still, it doesn't look good.
Milligan takes a day off after a heavy weekend.
Especially since he's after your job.
So, you thought about who's going to replace you when you've gone, yet? Later, mate.
Conrad, it's Lucy.
I think she might be in trouble.
Mummy! It's okay, baby.
It's okay.
It's just part of the game, okay? Why don't you make mummy a nice flower? Yeah? Please.
I didn't want to have to do this, but it's for your own good.
Giles, please don't.
- Look, I'll behave.
- It's only a mild sedative.
It'll relax you.
You worry too much, my love.
Roger.
Jackie.
What are you doing here, love? Hey, are you all right? Come on, darling.
I've been away millions of times.
Hey.
If you're worried that, you know, I might do something, then don't, okay? You're the only woman for me.
I thought we'd sorted all this out.
Look, love, I promise, I will never, ever, ever be unfaithful to you, okay? I've got something to tell you, Roger.
And I know you're gonna hate me.
I swear, I didn't know what was going on.
I was so upset the night you And I got really drunk.
And he took advantage.
It's all right, love.
It's all right.
What bloke? What are you saying to me? He's a doctor.
Well, he used to be.
She met him on the internet.
Amber swears they're just friends.
But she went to the hospital where he worked, turns out he had some sort of breakdown about a year ago.
- His girlfriend died in a car crash.
- What hospital? - Just calm down.
- No, you calm down! I'm gonna find my wife.
Right, I'll come with you.
Just be cool.
She might not even be with him.
We're wasting time.
You get in the car, I'll drive.
I don't know, Shan.
It was so special at first.
You know, like I was the only woman in the world.
And he's so respectful.
Likes everything proper.
But I just can't help thinking his heart's not in it.
He swears he wants to get married but I can't help worrying.
He sounds normal to me.
Blokes can't be bothered with the fuss of a wedding.
At the end of the day, you've got to trust your man.
It's like me and Harley, it's hard being in the limelight, but I really trust him.
It wouldn't work otherwise.
Are you all right, Shannon? My bloody chest.
Really hurts.
It's weird.
I knew it must have hurt more than you let on.
Why didn't you say something at the time? I didn't want to.
It's only a bruise and everyone just takes the piss out me boobs.
Besides, I took a paracetamol yesterday and it was okay.
Just doesn't seem to be working now.
Maybe you should go home.
We can do this another time.
No, don't be daft.
We've got shopping to do.
And there's not a lot a sticky toffee pudding can't cure.
- Hiya.
- Hiya.
- Thanks for coming.
I missed you.
- I missed you, too.
Hey.
I thought you were going to Newcastle? Change of plans.
What's going on, Dad? You ever touch my wife again, - I'll have you up on charges.
- She came on to me.
Don't waste your bastard breath talking about Jackie.
She's a good woman.
The best.
And you violated her trust when she was at her most vulnerable.
Vulnerable? She was gagging for it.
I know my wife, it's you I haven't got a clue about.
And I don't want to know.
- Now, get out! - You can't just kick me out.
Watch me.
And I'll be speaking to Hazel about a transfer.
- I never want to see you again.
- Yeah? Well, tough shit 'cause I'm the best thing that ever happened to Sparks.
There's no way Hazel Bailey's gonna get rid of me.
She might have a change of heart when I tell her about the steroids.
Oh, you wouldn't dare.
You lied, too.
I'll take my chances with the truth this time.
Get out.
Yeah, well, watch this space, Dad, 'cause you haven't seen the last of me.
I took out insurance.
- I'm so sorry.
- You've done nothing wrong, Jacks.
He's scum.
That's it and that's all.
Teacher training college is okay, yeah.
I met some nice people.
You know, normal.
- Good.
It's what you need.
- Yeah.
I'm not normal anymore.
I never will be.
It's only you that gets that.
Yeah, me and Shannon.
You, and you know it.
- Look, Katie - I'm sorry.
I tried not to get in touch again but you're always in the papers, on the news.
Your documentary.
You must have tried pretty hard to see that.
Weren't on till the middle of the night.
When you lost your chance at Europe I cracked.
I figured if I wrote you a letter then you wouldn't have to reply if you didn't want to.
But you did.
Katie, I can't be unfaithful to Shannon.
Did you tell her you were coming here today? - She wouldn't understand.
- Well, then you're already being unfaithful.
I just don't want to be like the other bastards.
That's the whole point, Harley, you're not.
Look, I'm not just some sort of marriage-wrecker, you know.
I like Shannon.
I just feel so close to you.
And I can't seem to feel anything for anyone else apart from you.
(Stuttering) Since Spain I was raped and you didn't have to help me, or care or anything but because of the man you are, you couldn't just leave it.
- It were wrong.
I mean, anybody - I needed you.
And you were there.
And you seem to see through all my anger.
You seem to understand me.
Me.
Not the slag they made me out to be or the victim.
Me.
- Katie.
- That's 'cause you're a brilliant girl, Katie.
You think about things that aren't just stupid.
I like that.
I really like talking to you, you know.
Well, I really like talking to you, too.
Excuse me, can we get the bill, please? - So sorry, I'll make it up to you.
- I just wish you'd let me take you to a doctor.
What for? Sore tits? Shannon.
Oh, my God, Shannon.
Shannon.
WAITER: What happened? Is she all right? MAN: Did she hit her head? Harley, are you telling me the way I feel is just one way.
(Mobile ringing) Is it Shannon? GILES: Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats.
We're gathered here today to celebrate the union of Magda and Giles.
(Wedding March playing on TV) I now pronounce you man and wife.
You may kiss the bride.
(Angelica cheering) Well, the cards are on the table now.
It's up to you.
Look, Katie You know where I am if you want me, yeah? I can wait.
(Mobile ringing) I told Mrs Gates this morning that is confidential information.
I'm not gonna be pissed around by some jumped-up secretary.
- Do you know who I am? - Yes, I do.
And I think the police would be interested to know just why you're harassing me.
Go ahead, call them.
I'm sure they'd be interested to know why you let a member of your staff wander around unchecked when you knew he was dangerous.
You covered it up at the time.
You don't want to be in the papers any more than we do.
So why don't you just give us the address and let us take it from here.
Okay? If you'll excuse me for a few seconds, gentlemen.
Well, Conrad, just be careful.
You know what Bruno's like when he's angry.
Yeah, sure.
We'll get Lucy to stay round ours or something until they sort it out.
Love you, too.
Bye.
Let me know 'cause it'll have to go back Amber, we've been waiting for you.
- I'm not late, am I? - No, no.
We just decided to have a little pre-meeting meeting, as a consortium.
Have a seat.
I'll fill you in since you've registered such concern about our activities.
I've just presented my resignation to the consortium.
And they've accepted.
It's something I've been thinking about for some time now.
I've decided to focus on representational management again.
Pro tennis mainly.
But I didn't want to leave the club in the lurch.
I know this is a tricky time for Sparks and we all had to agree on my replacement.
Someone who could afford to buy out my shares, someone who could take over the chair, someone who has experience and funds to back them up.
Someone who knows how to deal with backstabbers.
It takes more than a blowjob and a couple of post-dated cheques to strike a deal, Amber.
Sorry to rain on your little coup d'etat.
I have every right to put myself forward.
I'm a major shareholder and I do have experience.
You have an oversized ego, a conflict of interest and an ulterior motive that has nothing to do with the productivity of this club.
And furthermore, you're a sneaky little bitch.
So who have you sold your shares to, then? Uh-uh.
You'll have to wait till the next board meeting when I present it officially.
But rest assured, we're all very pleased with our decision.
Mummy, I'm hungry.
Please, Giles, enough.
But we're going on honeymoon.
- I want to go home.
- I know, Magda.
I'm coming with you, my love.
So we can be together forever.
- Oh, Harley.
- Where is she? She's stable now but we had to operate immediately.
It seems that she had an accident yesterday that forced one of her saline implants against her chest wall which caused a blood vessel to rupture.
Well, she's a very lucky girl.
If she'd left it any longer, it could have been very serious.
Excuse me.
I tried to call you.
I swear I did.
I'm so sorry, baby.
I came as soon as I heard.
My mobile must have been out of range.
- Does it hurt really bad? - It's not that.
They had to take the implants out.
It'll be ages before they let me have them back in.
If ever.
Well, that's okay, yeah? I mean, you're gonna be okay, Shannon.
I'm gonna be friggin' 34A again, is what.
Yeah, I know, baby.
But so what? It don't matter as long as you're all right.
How can you say that? - You'll go off me, I know it.
- Don't be stupid, I'm not Look, I don't care about your boobs.
Cheers.
- I only had them done for you.
- Come on, that's not fair.
It were you that was always going on about them.
- Are you saying you didn't fancy me more after? - No, I'm saying Shit, Shannon, how is this about your boob size? You could have died today.
- I might as well have.
- Now you're just talking crap.
Ain't there more to life than tits and make-up? Just go away, will you? You know, this isn't even about whether you like them.
I did.
Or doesn't that count? Just Just go away! - I'll come and see you first thing.
- Yeah? Well, maybe by then you'll realise that the world doesn't just revolve around you! Tim! - What do you think he meant by insurance? - Nothing.
Just had to have the last word.
You're not really gonna tell Hazel about the steroids, love, are you? Yep.
She'll either understand or she won't.
My guess is she'll want to get rid of him just as much as me.
And Seb ain't gonna say nothing.
Otherwise his career will be buggered before he's even started.
Thanks, Roger, for believing me.
You know I wouldn't ever have done anything like that I know.
That boy's poison.
Always has been.
Let's never talk about this again, eh? (Phone ringing) Roger Webb.
I'm sorry.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Are you travelling alone, Mrs Frederico? Correcto.
One widow, one dead husband.
Window seat? I don't care where I'm sat as long as the champagne's on ice.
The flight departs just under an hour.
Departing from gate 3.
Thank you.
Excuse me, madam.
Haven't you forgotten something? Tell you what, darling.
You keep it.
I won't be needing that where I'm heading.
I told you we should've taken that last right.
We'll have to turn around.
Bruno, listen.
I'm not kidding.
You've got to keep your head.
- Lucy might not even be in there.
- She is.
I know she is.
If she is, let me deal with it.
Calmly.
Whatever, just hurry up.
Recognise it? No.
No, you wouldn't.
Last time you saw it, it was all smashed up.
But I had it fixed.
Good as Good as new, for our final journey.
Ta-da.
- Where are we going? - Back to heaven.
We're going to do the same drive as the night when I lost you.
But this time This time I'll make sure I do it properly, so I'm not left behind.
Hop in Angelica.
Not her, leave her here.
I'm begging you.
But she's our daughter, she's got to come with us.
She's my daughter.
Yes, you had her in heaven, that's why you named her Angelica.
Our little angel.
Please.
Please, darling.
I don't want to do it again.
It hurt.
It hurt me so much the first time.
If you love me you won't put me through that again.
You're right.
There's another way.
Painless.
Together.
As a family.
I'll go.
You wait round the back in case he makes a run for it.
- She's my wife, Conrad.
- Just do it! It's better they see me first.
Less likely to be trouble.
- Yes? - Sorry, I'm looking for Giles Arrowsmith.
Dr Giles Arrowsmith.
Oh, no, dear, he doesn't live here anymore.
My daughter bought this house.
Well, it must have been over a year ago now.
Since her youngest son started walking (Glass shattering) - Oh, my Lord.
- Stay there.
I'll deal with it.
Get out here, Arrowsmith! There's nowhere to run!