Lab Rats (2012) s04e09 Episode Script

Next.
What's up, Douglas? Doing a price check on bionic kids? Ooh, I wonder how much I'm worth.
Well, we could sell you for parts and find out.
All right.
Well, just don't sell the part that does this.
Ow! I'm just cataloging everyone's bionic abilities.
Oh, cool, count me in.
Adam, we already know what your abilities are.
Ugh, okay, you got me.
I just really like waiting in lines.
In addition to the bionics we know they have, Krane also gave them a lot of weird hidden abilities.
I'm just trying to get a grip on what we're dealing with.
What does that guy have? Check it out! Oh, no, my lunch is undercooked.
Oh, Thermo Hands! Why, thank you.
Sweet ability, dude.
Ow! Hot! Hot! Hot! Ooh! Hey, those things are dangerous.
Try it again, I'm sure they've cooled down.
Oh, no, I'm not falling for that.
I got her.
Ow! The world's first bionic super humans.
They're stronger than us, faster, smarter.
The next generation of the human race is Living on a bionic island.
Hey, Chase, you are not going to believe this.
Another student has the Commando app.
What? I thought I was the only one with that app.
Yeah, you're not that special.
Don't look at me.
I've been trying to tell you that for years.
So which one of these manly warriors is following in my footsteps? Her.
Open! Kate?! She's the most timid girl in the whole academy.
I've seen her run from her own shadow.
And that's the beauty of the Commando app.
The enemy is caught off guard by a non-threatening subject.
But I have the Commando app.
Yes, you do.
Look, I didn't want to scare Kate, so I told her that she had a sonic scream ability instead.
So until I can figure out a way to remove the app, make sure nothing triggers it and sets off Spikette.
Spikette? Catchy, right? I like it and I'm keeping it! Man, this is perfect.
I've never seen my Commando app in action.
If I can activate Spikette maybe I could figure out a way to control it, which would help the both of us.
Uh-uh, no way, you heard Douglas.
He doesn't want us triggering a dangerous app.
But I can No, Chase! We are not here to experiment on the students.
We're here to help them.
Fine.
Excuse me, Chase? Can you help me open this? Sure.
Wait, did you just ask for my help? Yes.
So you want me to help you? Uh-huh.
Me, Chase, is going to help you, Kate Okay.
Maybe I should just ask someone else.
Oh, no! You asked for my help and you're getting it! There's no turning back! Hey, Leo, can I get you a snack? No, I'm good.
Okay.
How about a pillow to prop your feet? No thanks.
Okay, how about something to drink? Nah.
Will you just say you want something?! Fine, I guess I'll take a tomato juice.
Water it is.
So, what do you think? I call it drone delivery service, also known as delivery service by drone, also known as service by delivery drone.
Also known I got it.
Hey, you know what we should do with this drone? Hmm, I'm one step ahead of you but who do we know at NASA and where can we get a ferret? We can send the drone to our house and have it bring some of our favorite stuff here.
Like my fish tank.
And my bike.
My vanity dresser.
You know, where I keep all my tools and boxing gloves and other assorted gentlemanly things.
Like your dolls? They're not dolls, they're action figures! It's just sometimes I like to brush their hair before battle.
What does it take to trigger this app? We've tried fear, intimidation.
Embarrassment.
I don't mean to be rude, but how is this helping me open a bottle of ketchup? Oh, ketchup, you're still on that? This is a life lesson, use mustard.
Okay.
I'll go find some.
Chase, I need the basement keycard.
I'm having a foosball table delivered, so to make room I'm putting your capsule in the dumpster.
Can't you see that I'm busy? So am I, I'm trying to throw something out you need to survive.
Give me the keycard.
Cut it out! Give me that! Put me down! Got it.
Ow! Cut it out! Stop! Hey, wait! She's responding! Keep hurting me! Good for you, Chase.
You're finally learning to accept it.
Drop the boy-child before I pull your tonsils out your nose! What is that?! Adam, you did it! That is Spikette.
Really? Huh, this whole time I've been calling her Janet.
Whoa! Whoa! I had no idea the Commando app was so Shh.
Baby good now.
Leo, what would you say if I told you I just got beat up by a 90-pound girl? Welcome to the club? Ooh, I see your stuff has arrived.
Oh, yeah, the foosball table's all set up, but the trampoline won't fit through the door.
So you're just gonna have to use your heat vision to blast a hole in the roof.
Oh, Leo, don't be ridiculous.
Go get a ladder and I'll just punch a hole.
Oh, that's the drone.
I sent it to pick us up pizza.
Whoo! Whoa! That was awesome! What the how Did we just steal a kid from the mainland?! No, you just stole a kid from the mainland.
What have you done?! We need to get him out of here before he realizes where he is and who we are.
This is the Bionic Academy and you're Adam and Leo! He knows.
He knows! I wanna see every inch of this place! Oh, no.
Sorry, that's not gonna happen.
Whoa, whoa.
Oh, yes, it is.
Excuse me? I'm a sweet, lovable kid whose parents are probably wondering where he is.
And I'd hate to have to tell them that two bionic heroes drone-napped me.
We did not drone-nap you.
It was an accident.
Now it's time for you to go.
Did I mention my dad's chief of police? Welcome to our home.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, your dad is chief of police?! Do you think if I give him back his son he'll fix my parking ticket? Chase, what's going on in here?! Um You activated Kate's Commando app, didn't you?! What? No! Okay, technically I didn't do it.
Adam did when he attacked me.
Wait, what? That doesn't make any sense.
Why would her Commando app kick in if you were the one who was getting attacked? It must be triggered by some kind of mama bear instinct.
And now it's glitching like crazy.
First, she's trying to baby me, and then, she's trying to destroy everything in sight.
What were you thinking?! Stay away from baby! Yes, ma'am, I'm sorry.
I don't get it.
My Commando app would've shut down a while ago.
But Kate's adrenaline levels are going through the roof! Okay.
Then just shut her down! Oh, it's a great idea, you know, I hadn't thought of that.
I can't, I don't know how! Oh.
Maybe if we just contain her in here, we'll be okay.
Then again, maybe not.
Baby want toy? You know, for a maniac, her maternal instincts are dead on.
So you turned Kate into Spikette even though I told you not to? You know, I try to be the fun uncle, but you people make it so hard.
I'm sorry.
I wanted to observe the Commando app.
And now that I have, my scientific conclusion is: I'm scared.
Oh, look, she's taking a snack break before she destroys the rest of the academy.
No fork, no plate.
Where are her manners? You grilled your lunch on a kid's dirty hands.
In the name of science! The only way to stop the app is to manually override the chip.
So first we have to Okay.
Get the chip.
I'm on it.
Mommy chewed food.
Open your mouth! Baby good, baby good! Wait, the chip extractor.
Throw it to me.
Not safe for baby.
Great, now what are we gonna do? I don't know, but so far panicking and hiding behind things is working for me.
We're gonna have to use physical force to restrain her which means you are gonna have to get aggressive.
Really aggressive.
Spikette needs to meet her match.
Oh, no.
No, no, no.
You can't turn me into Spike.
But I can.
Oh, baby.
What are you chuckle nuggets laughing at?! Never seen a grown man in a diaper before? Baby? Baby! Oh, I'm no baby.
I'm a man sandwich served with a tall glass of macho.
Well, are you man enough to take her down? No can do.
She's a lady, Spike always respects a lady.
This is not a lady.
Hey, who are you calling not a lady?! Be right back.
Spike feels under-dressed for this particular occasion.
Pretty cool place, huh, Reggie? Yeah! You sure I can keep all these weapons? Of course.
Every 10-year-old should have a rocket launcher.
Adam, what are you doing?! I thought you said you were going to convince him to leave.
I tried, but he's very persuasive.
I told him he had to go.
He said he didn't want to.
It doesn't matter.
Now that I've gotten to know him, he's actually pretty cool.
No, he's annoying and he's going home.
How dare you say that about my friend? You know, just for that, you're not eating with us.
You want Leo's dumplings? Don't mind if I do.
Okay, that's it.
Both of you are going back to the mainland! Adam, I can't eat with all this racket.
Leo, do you mind? I don't get it.
She's supposed to be winding down not getting stronger.
It's a glitch.
If her Commando app keeps going her chip's gonna burn out and melt her brain.
And I am not cleaning that up! I cannot believe Chase.
You know, if I was Spike, I would be showing that girl who's boss.
Maybe you can.
Yeah, Spike won't take out a lady, but if I give you the Commando app Uh-uh, no way! Oh, come on.
It's a new version I can shut down as soon as you're done.
All you need to do is subdue Spikette long enough so I can extract her chip.
Not gonna happen.
Did I mention you'll be able to tear Chase apart? Now, you're talking.
Let's do this, Dougie.
You will meet a new friend.
You will meet a new friend.
What? What? You will get arrested because your brother is an idiot.
This is about the dumplings, isn't it? This has gone on long enough.
Either he goes home or I call Big D.
Leo, would you relax? You're just jealous because I'm his favorite.
Actually, Chase is my favorite.
Okay, this kid's gotta go.
Okay, your Commando app should be good to go.
It's not working.
You obviously did something wrong, because I wanna tear your head off! Hello, Spikerella! Now that's catchy.
So, little lady, what else do you like to do? Rip off people's toes and use them as chess pieces.
We have so much in common.
Who the heck are you? Your worst nightmare.
This should be good.
Everyone knows girls can't fight.
Excuse me? I said girls can't fight! Who is the girl now? All right.
The drone's ready to go.
Coordinates are all set.
All right, time to go, Reggie.
Reggie? Where is he? He's gone! All righty then.
Problem solved.
Nice hair.
Can't wait to rip it out and use it as a scarf! Go ahead then I'll shave your back and make some matching mittens.
Whoa! What's going on in here? New baby! I'm not a baby.
Baby cranky, must be hungry.
There you are.
You're out of here, Reggie.
I told you, I'm not going anywhere.
Lunchy munchy! Open mouthy! Get me out of here! Who's that?! Long story short, Leo's going to jail.
Help me! Oh, so now you're ready to go? Yes! Grab him.
Baby! You promise not to tell anyone you were here? Yes.
And you won't tell anyone we drone-napped you? We didn't drone-nap him! Ah, exactly.
Can you lie as good as Leo just did? I don't have to.
My dad's not chief of police, he works at a bowling alley.
Get out of here! Okay.
Now that that's over, help Bree or another game of foosball? Foosball.
Foosball.
Get back here! I'm not done throwing you! The chip extractor's almost fixed.
Hurry up and take her down! Shut it or I'll take you down! Carry on.
Picked that one up in dance class.
Where do you think you're going? That's one way to clean a window.
Got it! She should be out for a while, plenty of time for me to adjust her settings.
Oh, what happened? Bree?! What's going on? You again! Still think girls can't fight? I'm not so sure you are a girl.
Well, I hope you learned your lesson.
Definitely.
Girls can fight.
Yup.
Now, go apologize to Kate.
Um, hi, Kate.
Good to see you.
Look, I really just want to apologize for being so selfish.
I never should've used you as a science experiment.
It's okay, I forgive you.
You do? Thanks.
No problem.
But one more thing.
Sure.
Don't ever use me as a human guinea pig.
Mm-mm.
Again! Oh did I forget to mention I gave Kate an actual sonic scream?