That's So Raven (2003) s04e09 Episode Script
Juicer Consequences
1 Good morning, son.
Feeling a little nervous about your first day of junior high? Me, nervous? What would make you say that? You forgot your pants.
Man! Hey, dad.
Check out my first day of school outfit.
What? Bam! Rae, that's really nice.
But you know what? I'm a little worried about your brother Cory.
Dad, you should be.
He is not wearing any pants.
Speaking of pants Check out mine.
Gotta show 'em who they fashion daddy is What?! Rae, I was talking about your brother, but you seem to only want to talk about yourself.
I'm sorry, dad.
Hey, Cory, what do you think of my pants? Son, everything is going to be ok.
You're going to have a great first day and you know what? I made you a special gourmet lunch.
I made you quiche, pasta with Pesto sauce, and creme brule for dessert.
Good looking out, dad.
All my favorites.
And I packed it in a brand new Kung Fu Cats lunch box.
Kung Fu Cats Kung Fu Cats lookin' cool in their, rrooowr kung fu hats I think you're better off with no pants.
Ok? Yep, that's me.
We made it, Lar.
Millard Fillmore junior high.
Man, this school's so big.
And everyone looks so old.
That kid's got a moustache! That's a teacher, Larry.
Man, calm down.
I'm tryin', but junior high's so different.
I mean, it took me three periods to figure out all my classes aren't in the same room.
Yeah, yeah, but how cool is it having a locker? What's under the tape? Mind your business.
What's goin' on? No.
What? Liverwurst?! I hate liverwurst! My brother warned me about this guy.
They call him The Juicer.
W- w-w-w-why do they call him that? Legend has it he can get the juice out of anything.
My Imagine what he can do to your head.
I smell Pesto.
I have Pesto.
And fear.
I have fear.
Let's get outta here.
My brother didn't tell me he was that fast.
Hello, boys.
What's for lunch? You brought quiche to school?! I- I-i-I'm sorry.
My dad's a gourmet chef.
Lucky for you I like quiche.
You know, we're gonna have a good time together the next 3 years, boys.
You're only in the seventh grade? Best 4 years of my life.
Yeah, mama, yeah.
Lookin' good.
I can see my reflection.
Hey, cutie.
Coming.
Wet, wet, wet.
Hello, Chels.
Hey, I here to pick up Charlie.
Who's Charlie? My hibiscus? Girl, now you know if you left hot biscuits in this house, they're gonna be gone by now.
Charlie's my hibiscus plant.
I left him here for you to plant-sit.
That's right.
Plant-sit.
Now where did I set that plant? I was holding it, then I remembered I had a green sweater that would go good with my eyes.
Wait a second! I know where it is! Ding song, Chels.
Yep, safe, sound And a little brown.
Rae, I cannot believe you left him in the closet with no water or sunlight.
I'm sorry, Chels, ok? You know what? I'll I'll just buy you a new one.
Come on, Rae.
Charlie was very important to me.
You remember the story of how I got him.
The story? You don't remember the story? Chels Of course I do.
I I just don't like to think about it Because it makes me so sad.
It's a happy story.
Of course it is! Of course it is! I I just forgot a couple of details, really.
Right.
'Cause they're not about you.
Wait.
Hold on now.
What is that supposed to mean? It means the only details you remember are about yourself.
That is so not true, Chels.
I remember every important detail about you.
Ok.
Really? Ok, what's my favorite animal? Ok, what's my favorite vegetable? What's my favorite mineral? Mineral? Look at you, Rae.
You're supposed to be my best friend.
Come on, I bet you don't even know my middle name.
I i bet you don't even know mine.
Raven Lydia Baxter.
Your favorite vegetable is corn.
Your favorite mineral is diamond, and your favorite animal is stuffed.
Lucky guess.
Look at you, Rae.
You're totally self-absorbed.
Come on, Charlie.
Let's go put you under a hose.
I can't even believe you would say that, Chels, girl.
I know your middle name.
Ok, it starts with a a A letter.
I just gotta get through the alphabet and say it.
Raven I hate to do this, but I need some advice.
Amy Abigail Amarosa! Look.
Look, there's this big bully at school called the Juicer.
Appolonia? Aquamoquisha? No.
Look He takes your lunch, and if you try to stop him, he'll he'll squeeze your head like a lemon.
Listen.
I have my own problems, ok? Chelsea thinks that I'm self-absorbed.
No! I know! I know! And it's all because I don't know her middle name, which I do.
Becky.
No, Bertha.
No, wait Bootsie.
Ophelia.
Ophelia! I knew it would come to me.
Yes! Smart! Smart.
Yes, I am.
Yes, I got it, Chelsea.
Kung fu kats, kung fu kats looking cool in their kung fu hats Hawking hairballs at evil rats here come the kung fu kats On today's episode, master Tabby Our enemy, the evil dog shitzu jujitsu, is bigger than us.
He is stronger than us.
But if we stand up to him, he will back down and respect us forever.
Thank you, master Tabby.
Hey Gourmet boy.
What am I eating for lunch today? I don't know what you're eating, but I'm eating smoked chicken panini on Rosemary foccacia bread.
Really? That's right.
That's right.
You may be bigger than me, you may be stronger than me, but if I stand up to you, you will back down and respect me forever.
That's deep.
Thank you.
It was deeper when I heard it on kung fu kats! You saw that, too? What a coincidence.
Tell me, what did you think? I think someone's about to get juiced.
Man, I'd hate to be that guy.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Before you juice me, can I ask you one quick question? Yeah, it hurts.
No, no, no.
I was just curious.
How many lunches would you say you snatch a day? I don't know.
10, 20.
And how many do you actually eat? What is this, a test? 'Cause I don't test well.
No, no, no.
It's It's it's not a test.
I was just curious.
Out of all those lunches you snatch, what do you do with the ones you don't eat? I juice 'em, like I'm trying to do to your head, but you keep talking.
See? See? See? Right there, ok? You should be selling those lunches back to the kids you're snatching 'em from.
I could do that? Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean i mean, they are scared.
They're hungry.
They're hungry.
And, hey, they're the perfect customers.
How much should I sell 'em for? Leave that to me.
I'll work up a spread sheet and estimate your projected profit margin.
I'll do the math.
Come here.
What up, Chelsea Ophelia Daniels? Big deal.
You looked it up in the yearbook.
Man, I should've thought of that.
What? Nothing.
I was just thinking of your favorite color, which is Chartreuse.
Or your shoe size, which is 6.
Or your favorite ice cream, which so happens to be soy bean Vanilla.
Rae You do remember things about me.
I'm sorry I snapped at you.
Hey It's just I don't know I hate when we fight.
It's like makes me want to cry, you know? Kind of like when I watch my favorite movie.
I know you know what that one is.
Of course I do.
You know what? I would remember it faster if you let go of my thinking hand! Well, I was thinking that it's The gizzard of Mars? The wizard of oz? Yes! Yes, it is the wizard of oz.
I was just making sure that you knew what it was.
And I did.
Chels, congratulations.
Thank you.
Congratulations.
You're amazing.
Rae, you smudged your thinking hand, like, all over your forehead.
Oh, snap! Wait a minute.
You don't have a thinking hand.
Nobody does.
What is all that writing? You know what? Chels, you got me.
I called your mom, and I took some notes, ok? What? You're supposed to be my best friend, and you needed a cheat sheet? I wouldn't need a cheat sheet if you weren't hung up on all the stupid details.
Those stupid details are my life.
Which turns out you know nothing about.
You know what? This whole argument is stupid.
Maybe our whole friendship is stupid.
Here.
Why don't you take back this stupid sweater you loaned me? You know what? I will.
And it wasn't stupid until you put it on and you turned it stupid.
You know what? Take your stupid rainbow cd back.
If it was so stupid, why'd you listen to it a million stupid times?! 'Cause I couldn't even fathom how stupid it was.
Ok, here.
Take back this stupid clip.
Take back your stupid sunglasses! Ok, ok, take back your stupid pen! You know what? Take back your stu What's that? Nothing.
Is that the friendship bracelet I gave you in fourth grade? Actually, it was third grade.
And you kept it all this time? Well, yeah.
I mean, you made it for me, so I'm just gonna keep it.
Rae.
You know you're my girl, Chels, and you know what? I'm sorry I do think about myself most of the time.
I'm sorry you do, too.
Go ahead, juice me.
I don't care.
Ok, I care.
I care.
No.
Cory! What happened? You know what? He warned me about this bully, but I was too busy thinking of myself.
He's about to get juiced.
Juice.
Get me a papaya mango.
It's not that kind of juice, Chels.
Ok? He's about to get his head squeezed.
Then just get me, like, a bagel or something.
Perfect.
Union called.
Break time.
What can I do you for, boys? What's in the meatballs? I'll tell you what's not in 'em.
Meat.
And I'd definitely, positively, for certain stay away from the juice.
I think I'll stick with the meatballs.
Is it me, or was the lunch lady totally hitting on you? Cory You're a genius.
I am? Dude, your idea to sell these lunches back to these losers is making me a fortune.
Oh, snap! Sorry.
I dropped my beauty mark.
Ain't it beautiful? Here's a lunch I didn't like.
Go sell it back to that weenie over there.
Him? But I mean He's already bought his lunch.
Yeah.
And now he's gonna buy another lunch from you, partner.
I'm gonna go eat my lunches.
Cory.
Cory! Listen, lady, I already have a girlfriend.
It's me, dummy.
Why why What are you doing here?! Well, I had a vision that you were gonna get juiced, but it looks like you and the Juicer are working together.
Listen, I'm just trying to survive.
And since when do you care? You only think about yourself.
Yeah.
You know what? I've been working on that, and I know I don't tell you enough, but I really do care about you, Cory.
Nah, see, it ain't even like that.
It ain't even like Thanks a lot.
Junior high's ruined.
Sorry.
Larry, this is your lunch.
Ok, but what are you doing with it? Listen, man, don't ask any questions.
Just give me $3.
00, and I'll pay you back later.
Ok, but if you're taking that lunch lady out, I don't want to know about it.
All right.
Good work, Cory.
How much did we get? Wait.
"We"? Cory, you're working with the Juicer? No.
No.
What would make you say something like that? Hey, come on now.
I may steal lunches, but I never steal credit.
This guy turned my little hobby into a business.
It's the American dream.
Cory, I can't believe you sold me out.
You sold us all out.
Yeah! Cough it up.
No, man.
I i can't do this anymore.
It's over.
Jeez, I'm real sorry to hear that, Cory.
Go ahead, juice me.
I don't care.
My vision! Ok, I care.
I care.
You know what? I changed my mind.
You're not gonna juice me? Nah.
I'm gonna juice your little friend here and make you drink it.
No.
Wait.
Oh, snap! Who threw that meatball? I threw it.
The lunch lady?! That's right, tough guy.
If you're gonna juice a person Juice me.
I can't juice the lunch lady.
No, you can't.
That's right.
No, you can't.
Yes.
Now, tuck in your shirt! Sorry.
Wait a minute.
I might not be able to juice you, lunch lady, but I can still juice all of them.
That's right.
You can, one by one.
Yeah.
Dude, your girlfriend's making things way worse.
But you can't juice 'em all together.
Just think about it, you guys.
There's a bunch of yous, and only one of hims.
Yeah.
She's right.
We gotta stick together! Who's with me? One second.
I said Who's with me?! That's right! That's right! Ok, ok.
I'll tell you what.
Tomorrow I'm gonna sell back your lunches half price? Good enough! Good enough?! You guys, you had him on the run! When somethin' stinks, ya gotta go after it.
Right.
Like these meatballs.
They stink.
Yes, they do! And who's responsible for the stinky meatballs? You are! That's right! Now, wait a minute, I didn't do that on purpose.
So it's gonna be like this? I got your back, Rae.
I got yours! I can't believe I got detention.
Y'all, I don't even go to this school! The principal was right.
I shoulda told dad what was going on with the Juicer right away.
Juicer.
See? Isn't it better when you use your powers for good? Shut up, weenie.
Yes, sir, Mr.
Juicer, sir.
Kung fu kats, kung fu kats lookin' cool in their kung fu hats hawkin' hairballs at evil rats ho! Here come the kung fu kats
Feeling a little nervous about your first day of junior high? Me, nervous? What would make you say that? You forgot your pants.
Man! Hey, dad.
Check out my first day of school outfit.
What? Bam! Rae, that's really nice.
But you know what? I'm a little worried about your brother Cory.
Dad, you should be.
He is not wearing any pants.
Speaking of pants Check out mine.
Gotta show 'em who they fashion daddy is What?! Rae, I was talking about your brother, but you seem to only want to talk about yourself.
I'm sorry, dad.
Hey, Cory, what do you think of my pants? Son, everything is going to be ok.
You're going to have a great first day and you know what? I made you a special gourmet lunch.
I made you quiche, pasta with Pesto sauce, and creme brule for dessert.
Good looking out, dad.
All my favorites.
And I packed it in a brand new Kung Fu Cats lunch box.
Kung Fu Cats Kung Fu Cats lookin' cool in their, rrooowr kung fu hats I think you're better off with no pants.
Ok? Yep, that's me.
We made it, Lar.
Millard Fillmore junior high.
Man, this school's so big.
And everyone looks so old.
That kid's got a moustache! That's a teacher, Larry.
Man, calm down.
I'm tryin', but junior high's so different.
I mean, it took me three periods to figure out all my classes aren't in the same room.
Yeah, yeah, but how cool is it having a locker? What's under the tape? Mind your business.
What's goin' on? No.
What? Liverwurst?! I hate liverwurst! My brother warned me about this guy.
They call him The Juicer.
W- w-w-w-why do they call him that? Legend has it he can get the juice out of anything.
My Imagine what he can do to your head.
I smell Pesto.
I have Pesto.
And fear.
I have fear.
Let's get outta here.
My brother didn't tell me he was that fast.
Hello, boys.
What's for lunch? You brought quiche to school?! I- I-i-I'm sorry.
My dad's a gourmet chef.
Lucky for you I like quiche.
You know, we're gonna have a good time together the next 3 years, boys.
You're only in the seventh grade? Best 4 years of my life.
Yeah, mama, yeah.
Lookin' good.
I can see my reflection.
Hey, cutie.
Coming.
Wet, wet, wet.
Hello, Chels.
Hey, I here to pick up Charlie.
Who's Charlie? My hibiscus? Girl, now you know if you left hot biscuits in this house, they're gonna be gone by now.
Charlie's my hibiscus plant.
I left him here for you to plant-sit.
That's right.
Plant-sit.
Now where did I set that plant? I was holding it, then I remembered I had a green sweater that would go good with my eyes.
Wait a second! I know where it is! Ding song, Chels.
Yep, safe, sound And a little brown.
Rae, I cannot believe you left him in the closet with no water or sunlight.
I'm sorry, Chels, ok? You know what? I'll I'll just buy you a new one.
Come on, Rae.
Charlie was very important to me.
You remember the story of how I got him.
The story? You don't remember the story? Chels Of course I do.
I I just don't like to think about it Because it makes me so sad.
It's a happy story.
Of course it is! Of course it is! I I just forgot a couple of details, really.
Right.
'Cause they're not about you.
Wait.
Hold on now.
What is that supposed to mean? It means the only details you remember are about yourself.
That is so not true, Chels.
I remember every important detail about you.
Ok.
Really? Ok, what's my favorite animal? Ok, what's my favorite vegetable? What's my favorite mineral? Mineral? Look at you, Rae.
You're supposed to be my best friend.
Come on, I bet you don't even know my middle name.
I i bet you don't even know mine.
Raven Lydia Baxter.
Your favorite vegetable is corn.
Your favorite mineral is diamond, and your favorite animal is stuffed.
Lucky guess.
Look at you, Rae.
You're totally self-absorbed.
Come on, Charlie.
Let's go put you under a hose.
I can't even believe you would say that, Chels, girl.
I know your middle name.
Ok, it starts with a a A letter.
I just gotta get through the alphabet and say it.
Raven I hate to do this, but I need some advice.
Amy Abigail Amarosa! Look.
Look, there's this big bully at school called the Juicer.
Appolonia? Aquamoquisha? No.
Look He takes your lunch, and if you try to stop him, he'll he'll squeeze your head like a lemon.
Listen.
I have my own problems, ok? Chelsea thinks that I'm self-absorbed.
No! I know! I know! And it's all because I don't know her middle name, which I do.
Becky.
No, Bertha.
No, wait Bootsie.
Ophelia.
Ophelia! I knew it would come to me.
Yes! Smart! Smart.
Yes, I am.
Yes, I got it, Chelsea.
Kung fu kats, kung fu kats looking cool in their kung fu hats Hawking hairballs at evil rats here come the kung fu kats On today's episode, master Tabby Our enemy, the evil dog shitzu jujitsu, is bigger than us.
He is stronger than us.
But if we stand up to him, he will back down and respect us forever.
Thank you, master Tabby.
Hey Gourmet boy.
What am I eating for lunch today? I don't know what you're eating, but I'm eating smoked chicken panini on Rosemary foccacia bread.
Really? That's right.
That's right.
You may be bigger than me, you may be stronger than me, but if I stand up to you, you will back down and respect me forever.
That's deep.
Thank you.
It was deeper when I heard it on kung fu kats! You saw that, too? What a coincidence.
Tell me, what did you think? I think someone's about to get juiced.
Man, I'd hate to be that guy.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Before you juice me, can I ask you one quick question? Yeah, it hurts.
No, no, no.
I was just curious.
How many lunches would you say you snatch a day? I don't know.
10, 20.
And how many do you actually eat? What is this, a test? 'Cause I don't test well.
No, no, no.
It's It's it's not a test.
I was just curious.
Out of all those lunches you snatch, what do you do with the ones you don't eat? I juice 'em, like I'm trying to do to your head, but you keep talking.
See? See? See? Right there, ok? You should be selling those lunches back to the kids you're snatching 'em from.
I could do that? Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean i mean, they are scared.
They're hungry.
They're hungry.
And, hey, they're the perfect customers.
How much should I sell 'em for? Leave that to me.
I'll work up a spread sheet and estimate your projected profit margin.
I'll do the math.
Come here.
What up, Chelsea Ophelia Daniels? Big deal.
You looked it up in the yearbook.
Man, I should've thought of that.
What? Nothing.
I was just thinking of your favorite color, which is Chartreuse.
Or your shoe size, which is 6.
Or your favorite ice cream, which so happens to be soy bean Vanilla.
Rae You do remember things about me.
I'm sorry I snapped at you.
Hey It's just I don't know I hate when we fight.
It's like makes me want to cry, you know? Kind of like when I watch my favorite movie.
I know you know what that one is.
Of course I do.
You know what? I would remember it faster if you let go of my thinking hand! Well, I was thinking that it's The gizzard of Mars? The wizard of oz? Yes! Yes, it is the wizard of oz.
I was just making sure that you knew what it was.
And I did.
Chels, congratulations.
Thank you.
Congratulations.
You're amazing.
Rae, you smudged your thinking hand, like, all over your forehead.
Oh, snap! Wait a minute.
You don't have a thinking hand.
Nobody does.
What is all that writing? You know what? Chels, you got me.
I called your mom, and I took some notes, ok? What? You're supposed to be my best friend, and you needed a cheat sheet? I wouldn't need a cheat sheet if you weren't hung up on all the stupid details.
Those stupid details are my life.
Which turns out you know nothing about.
You know what? This whole argument is stupid.
Maybe our whole friendship is stupid.
Here.
Why don't you take back this stupid sweater you loaned me? You know what? I will.
And it wasn't stupid until you put it on and you turned it stupid.
You know what? Take your stupid rainbow cd back.
If it was so stupid, why'd you listen to it a million stupid times?! 'Cause I couldn't even fathom how stupid it was.
Ok, here.
Take back this stupid clip.
Take back your stupid sunglasses! Ok, ok, take back your stupid pen! You know what? Take back your stu What's that? Nothing.
Is that the friendship bracelet I gave you in fourth grade? Actually, it was third grade.
And you kept it all this time? Well, yeah.
I mean, you made it for me, so I'm just gonna keep it.
Rae.
You know you're my girl, Chels, and you know what? I'm sorry I do think about myself most of the time.
I'm sorry you do, too.
Go ahead, juice me.
I don't care.
Ok, I care.
I care.
No.
Cory! What happened? You know what? He warned me about this bully, but I was too busy thinking of myself.
He's about to get juiced.
Juice.
Get me a papaya mango.
It's not that kind of juice, Chels.
Ok? He's about to get his head squeezed.
Then just get me, like, a bagel or something.
Perfect.
Union called.
Break time.
What can I do you for, boys? What's in the meatballs? I'll tell you what's not in 'em.
Meat.
And I'd definitely, positively, for certain stay away from the juice.
I think I'll stick with the meatballs.
Is it me, or was the lunch lady totally hitting on you? Cory You're a genius.
I am? Dude, your idea to sell these lunches back to these losers is making me a fortune.
Oh, snap! Sorry.
I dropped my beauty mark.
Ain't it beautiful? Here's a lunch I didn't like.
Go sell it back to that weenie over there.
Him? But I mean He's already bought his lunch.
Yeah.
And now he's gonna buy another lunch from you, partner.
I'm gonna go eat my lunches.
Cory.
Cory! Listen, lady, I already have a girlfriend.
It's me, dummy.
Why why What are you doing here?! Well, I had a vision that you were gonna get juiced, but it looks like you and the Juicer are working together.
Listen, I'm just trying to survive.
And since when do you care? You only think about yourself.
Yeah.
You know what? I've been working on that, and I know I don't tell you enough, but I really do care about you, Cory.
Nah, see, it ain't even like that.
It ain't even like Thanks a lot.
Junior high's ruined.
Sorry.
Larry, this is your lunch.
Ok, but what are you doing with it? Listen, man, don't ask any questions.
Just give me $3.
00, and I'll pay you back later.
Ok, but if you're taking that lunch lady out, I don't want to know about it.
All right.
Good work, Cory.
How much did we get? Wait.
"We"? Cory, you're working with the Juicer? No.
No.
What would make you say something like that? Hey, come on now.
I may steal lunches, but I never steal credit.
This guy turned my little hobby into a business.
It's the American dream.
Cory, I can't believe you sold me out.
You sold us all out.
Yeah! Cough it up.
No, man.
I i can't do this anymore.
It's over.
Jeez, I'm real sorry to hear that, Cory.
Go ahead, juice me.
I don't care.
My vision! Ok, I care.
I care.
You know what? I changed my mind.
You're not gonna juice me? Nah.
I'm gonna juice your little friend here and make you drink it.
No.
Wait.
Oh, snap! Who threw that meatball? I threw it.
The lunch lady?! That's right, tough guy.
If you're gonna juice a person Juice me.
I can't juice the lunch lady.
No, you can't.
That's right.
No, you can't.
Yes.
Now, tuck in your shirt! Sorry.
Wait a minute.
I might not be able to juice you, lunch lady, but I can still juice all of them.
That's right.
You can, one by one.
Yeah.
Dude, your girlfriend's making things way worse.
But you can't juice 'em all together.
Just think about it, you guys.
There's a bunch of yous, and only one of hims.
Yeah.
She's right.
We gotta stick together! Who's with me? One second.
I said Who's with me?! That's right! That's right! Ok, ok.
I'll tell you what.
Tomorrow I'm gonna sell back your lunches half price? Good enough! Good enough?! You guys, you had him on the run! When somethin' stinks, ya gotta go after it.
Right.
Like these meatballs.
They stink.
Yes, they do! And who's responsible for the stinky meatballs? You are! That's right! Now, wait a minute, I didn't do that on purpose.
So it's gonna be like this? I got your back, Rae.
I got yours! I can't believe I got detention.
Y'all, I don't even go to this school! The principal was right.
I shoulda told dad what was going on with the Juicer right away.
Juicer.
See? Isn't it better when you use your powers for good? Shut up, weenie.
Yes, sir, Mr.
Juicer, sir.
Kung fu kats, kung fu kats lookin' cool in their kung fu hats hawkin' hairballs at evil rats ho! Here come the kung fu kats