Wizards of Waverly Place s04e09 Episode Script

Delivery day is the worst.
It takes so long for you to lug everything inside while I stand guard.
You know, I can't imagine why you would give yourself such a tough job.
Yep, it's pretty grueling.
I'm not gonna lie.
Ah, brain freeze! See? Oh, here come the lovebirds.
Oh, my gosh! I can't believe it.
Did you just see Justin take those flowers? I don't know what he was thinking.
He's allergic to flowers.
He's gonna lean in for a kiss, and then sneeze and give her a headbutt.
Justin.
I saw you take those flowers without paying for them.
You've never stolen anything in your life.
Correction, he's stolen my heart.
Yeah, so stay out of it Alex! Hey.
What's going on? Eh I don't want to tattle.
Harper, you tell dad that Justin just stole those flowers - to give to Rosie.
- What? I wanted to tattle.
Thanks.
Stealing? That doesn't sound like you, Justin.
You won't even use the bathrooms at our restaurant unless you buy something first.
Oh, big deal, I stole something that grows out of the ground.
Come on, Rosie.
It's just no more fun.
Let's bounce.
See, dad? He's acting weird.
Yeah.
And Rosie's an angel.
It doesn't make sense.
Just being around her, he should be influenced to do good.
Maybe you should find out what's going on.
And how am I gonna do that? I don't know.
Maybe you should talk to some guardian angels.
Come on, dad, how am I gonna find an entrance to the angel world? They're hidden.
Yeah, but they're always near something that has to do with angels.
Mysterious, yet obvious.
I am on it.
Come on, Harper.
These boxes aren't gonna move inside by themselves.
I'm gonna sit guard.
Brain freeze! Everything is not what it seems Well, you know everything's gonna be a breeze That the end will no doubt justify the means You can fix any problem with the slightest of ease Yes, please But you might find out it'll go to your head When you write a report on a book you never read With the snap of your fingers you can make your bed That's what I said Everything is not what it seems When you can get all you wanted in your wildest dreams You might run into trouble if you go to extremes Because everything is not what it seems Be careful not to mess with the balance of things Because everything is not What it seems That was Mr.
Laritate.
He wants to know when Max is returning to school.
How are we gonna send Max to school if he's still Maxine? Does he really need to go? Okay, one bit coming up.
Hey, mom, how do you spell bit? Yeah, he needs to go to school.
Hallelujah angel food cake company.
All right, here it is.
Hello? Hello? Uh, what are you doing? Uh, official City Brick checker.
So, everything seems to be in order.
You're worried about somebody, huh? What? No.
Yes, you are.
And it's your brother.
How do you know that? I can feel it.
Who are you? I'm Tina, a guardian angel in training.
And I know you're a wizard.
You can feel that, too? No, I can see your wand sticking out of your boot.
You know, I'm surprised more people don't notice that.
I really am.
All right, Tina, can you show me where the guardian angel dispatch center is? Can I? I would love to! Oh, I finally get to help somebody.
Usually people don't let me help because they say I'm too young, and Ok.
I guess I should've started with "I'm in a hurry.
" Oh, yeah, sorry.
This just really means a lot to me.
And the door is right here.
Oh.
It's kinda bright.
Not very subtle for a hidden location.
You couldn't find it.
That is a good point.
Yeah.
Well, we have to hurry up, 'cause the light attracts moths, so just squint and run.
No, I don't run.
So, this is where all the calls come in and guardian angels are dispatched to help people all over the world.
And these are the poles they slide down.
Ooh, that is the moral compass, and this is our air hockey table.
Oh, my gosh.
Air hockey.
If I so wasn't into helping my brother I'd wipe the table with these guys.
All right, so what's this moral compass thingy do? It looks like a grown-up clock.
You know, the ones without the numbers.
Well, when it's pointed to "good," it gives guardian angels the power to help people make good choices.
What if it's pointed to "bad?" Well, that could only happen if the angels of darkness take over.
Then everyone everywhere would act terrible to each other.
Man, that's a scary thought.
Whoo, did you get a shiver? Hey, Tina.
Did you just go outside and sniff out somebody in trouble? Yeah, I sure did! I'm impressed with your enthusiasm, but I'm a little tired of asking you time and time and time and time and time and time again to stop doing that.
Oh, hold on.
Guardian angel dispatch.
What's the trouble? Oh.
Angel 51, see the boy about to give a wedgie.
Hey, let me take that one.
It'll help me get my wings.
Come on.
Please? Please? Please? Tina, you know what happens to angels who get their wings before they're ready? - What? - I don't know.
Because nobody gets their wings before they're ready.
Look, I'm sorry to interrupt, but my brother is suddenly acting bad.
And the weird part is that his girlfriend is an angel.
I mean, shouldn't she be steering him to make good choices? Well, that's what angels do when they're not out looking for trouble.
How about I dispatch a guardian angel - to check on your brother? - Yes, please, thank you.
Monty, you're up.
Thanks, monty.
Oh, he's kind of cute.
All right, well, thanks little guardian-angel-in-training.
Good luck getting your wings.
I'm out.
Wait, I can help more.
Just let me come with you.
Please? Please? Please? No.
No.
No.
I think I just made a new friend.
So, you see, the reason Max isn't here is because he's participating in the russo cousin exchange program.
We've been doing it for generations, right, Jerry? So, you exchanged Max, but you didn't exchange Alex? Feels like a lost opportunity.
We just talked to Max, and he is having a great time on the russo farm in Fargo, north Dakota.
And little Maxine here, she can't wait to live the life of a big city gal.
Isn't that right, Maxine? That's right, aunt.
Well, it's a pleasure to have another odd russo kid running around the place.
Welcome to the fourth grade, little Lassie.
Will I have to have Mrs.
bialato again? Whoa, ho, ho.
Carry that back to old virginny.
How do you know about Mrs.
bialato if you're from north Dakota? Because because there is a miss bialato in every school.
Right? Huh? You know what I'm sayin'.
Please say you know what I'm sayin'.
Ah, you mean the kind of teacher who gives certain glances and giggles at all your jokes.
But then you realize it's only at teacher review time.
Then after she gets her good review, all she does is bark at you about the broken copier? Yeah, I get that.
Hey, it's eddy g.
And the guys.
Hello.
What's up, guys? Wanna play some zombie circus later and own some noobs? - Guys? - Max.
Max, those are your old friends.
You have to try to fit in with the girls in the fourth grade.
How am I supposed to do that? I don't know one fourth grade girl who can own a noob.
- Hey, guys.
- Oh, Harper.
Can you help Max fit in? Oh, sure.
Ok.
The key to fitting in is to never stand out.
Don't draw attention to yourself.
Don't sit next to Harper at lunch and you'll be fine.
- Bye.
- Oh.
Hey, Maxine, what are you doing for lunch? What took you so long? Usually when I ditch people, their feelings get hurt and they don't try to find me, ok? That's the beauty of the ditch.
But the more people I help, the closer I get to getting my wings.
Come on, give me a chance.
Please? Please? Please? You're not gonna give up, are you? I like you.
I like you, too.
Hmm.
That's unnecessary.
Ooh, here they come.
Rip torn, rip Taylor, rip bag.
Yeah! That's the meanest thing I've ever seen Justin do.
Where's the guardian angel they sent him? Oh, my gosh.
That's Rosie.
Wait, wait.
How do you know her? She was my teacher when she was a guardian angel.
What do what do you mean "was?" Rosie's an angel of darkness now.
What?! That's why Justin's acting bad.
Rosie's changing him.
You know what I say to that? Yes! Justin.
Go away, we're busy.
You're not too busy for this.
Rosie's an angel of darkness.
She's been deceiving you.
Hello, Tina.
Hi, Rosie.
You know her? Tina was one of my guardian angel students.
I see you haven't gotten your wings yet.
No, but I will.
Even if I don't have a teacher anymore.
Why don't you tell my brother what you really are? What is she talking about? Justin, um I wanted to wait and tell you until the time was right.
I'm not the kind of angel you think I am.
But that doesn't mean that I don't still care for you.
I hope that you'll still care for me.
I made my wings white around you, so you wouldn't judge me.
Well, he judges you now! Because you've done nothing but make him act bad.
So why don't you get to flappin' those grungy lookin' wings, right back to Where do angels of darkness live? - The dark realm.
- The dark realm.
Fine.
If that's what Justin wants.
I don't think that's a good-bye hug.
Justin, keep up.
She's an angel of dark-ness.
Rosie, I don't care what kind of angel you are.
As long as we're together.
That makes me feel so good.
Or should I say bad.
Justin, stop it! Can't you see what she's doing to you? She's influencing you.
You're not yourself.
Rosie, why are you doing this to these people? Why don't you just leave them alone and come back and be my guardian angel teacher again? It's too late for that now, Tina.
Now go away.
Come on, Justin.
It's time for us to do something really fun.
Or should we say "bad.
" I just used that one, sweetie.
But I stole it from you.
Just like I stole this money.
- Whoo! - We are terrible! Let's go.
I can't believe this.
Where is Justin's guardian angel? He's supposed to be protecting him.
I don't know.
But I do know how to find out.
You see, some day I'll get my wings and I'll really be able to fly instead of making that weird flying noise with my mouth.
Hey, everybody.
How was your day? Because mine stunk.
Ew.
Whatever mom's cooking does too.
Hey.
I was gonna ask you how many new friends you made over dinner, but now you're not getting any.
Max didn't make any friends.
I told him to zero in on one friend, and then eventually move in with her family.
I heard that works.
I don't want new friends.
I want my old friends.
But when I tried to talk to them they told me they'd meet me at the jungle gym.
But they never showed up.
I hung upside down for an hour waiting for them.
Don't worry.
Everything will be fine.
I figured out a great way for Max to meet tons of new friends.
Are you ready? A slumber party! Harper, honey We don't want to say that's a bad idea, - but it's just - No, Theresa.
I think we do want to say that's a bad idea.
What is so bad about a slumber party? It's what every girl dreams of.
And if they never experience one, they go through life never knowing the joys of friendships cemented with all night giggling, secrets, popcorn, singing, texting, movies, games, pillow fights Harper! You never had a slumber party, have you? How'd you know? Can we have a slumber party for Max anyway? Please? I don't think so, Harper.
Then we have a little problem.
An old brick wall in a dirty alley.
This is the kind of place where bad things happen.
I love it! What are we doing? There's an angel door here that leads to the guardian angel dispatch center.
That's where they keep the moral compass.
An angel of darkness like me can't go in, so I want you to get it for me.
The moral compass? I've heard of it.
- Good.
- Good.
Yes, there's this very powerful leader of the dark realm who wants that moral compass more than anything.
If you can use your magic, then we can get it and take it to him.
And then he'll let us stay together in the dark realm forever.
Together forever? Show me the door.
Right this way.
Whoa, that is bright.
They need a dimmer.
Ok, adjust, adjust.
I'm good.
Lisa, you're up.
See the girl about to spit chocolate milk at her brother.
Excuse me, official-looking angel.
Oh, hello.
Did Tina bring you in here, because she's really not supposed to do that.
No.
Is that the mighty instrument used to influence good or bad throughout all worlds in the universe, also known as the moral compass? Yes.
Why are you asking? Because I'm gonna steal it.
Is it heavy, because I get back spasms.
You know what's good for back spasms? If you stretch like this.
Whoever felt it, melt it.
He's working for the angels of darkness! Protect the compass! Without wands or cloaks, you all turn to slow pokes.
Sorry, angels.
I think I'm gonna get it first.
Stop! It's not there, angels, 'cause I've got it.
Ok, so guess what this is.
Oh, and don't say "halo," because then the game will be too short.
Bath towel ring.
No, it's a halo! I borrowed it from a friend, and guess what you can do with it? Oh, and don't say "see angels.
" Uh, see angels? Sorry, I was tired of playing the game.
Oh, me too.
The thing is, angels are invisible, unless they want to be seen.
So, this is how we're gonna find Justin's guardian angel.
Look.
My gosh, they're everywhere.
Yep.
We're everywhere.
Except bathrooms, because our wings can't usually fit in the stalls.
Oh, no.
There's Justin's angel.
Monty.
The cute one.
Right.
Thanks, Tina.
What happened, monty? Who did this to you? It was Rosie.
Your old teacher.
As soon as I got here to look after Justin russo, she came up behind me and, well, you can see the rest.
What does she want with Justin? Why is she steering him to the bad side? I don't know.
All I could get is this piece of paper I snatched from her before she left, but it's confusing.
"Rosie's angel of darkness to do list.
" One: Take Justin russo to angel club.
Two: Shampoo wings.
"Three: Get Justin to steal moral compass.
" And what part of this was confusing? You are no longer cute to me.
Left hand, balloon.
All right! I can do it.
I can do it.
Yeah! Spin again! Whoo! Harper, when are we gonna get to play? When I fall down.
Listen, break up your stupid slumber party now, before I call the cops.
Cops aren't going to break up a slumber party.
Oh, they will if rattlesnakes start crawling out of people's underwear.
Wand! Don't you ruin my slumber party.
I'll crush you.
I want to go home.
No! No, no, no.
No one's going home.
We're having fun.
You hear me? Fun! Ok.
Everything's fine, 'cause it's time for A dance party! Whoo, yeah! Dance, everybody, dance! Master gorog.
We have succeeded.
And where is the mighty wizard that we have chosen to fulfill the dream we've carried for ages? Whoa, this is so cool! We we were We were We were just down there, and now we're way up Hi.
Finally The moral compass.
My brothers and sisters of darkness, we now have the power to influence all mortals to make the darkest of choices! This fine, corrupt wizard has brought us the dawn of a dark new day! You're welcome.
All of you.
Mm-hmm.
Excuse me, your majesty, greatness, highness, badness.
I did a very, very bad thing for you.
Don't you think I deserve something, - like my own wings? - Justin, be careful.
No, I want wings.
Vanity and greed set in.
Wings? Sure.
Why not? How about an evil clap of thunder? - How about - Do not ask for more.
Enjoy your wings, fallen wizard, as we cast our shadow on earth.
Wow.
Hey, think I can get one of those glowy-hand thingys? I said no more.
I'm sorry, but the sandwich was a little dry.
Oh, no, I'm sorry, sir, that you didn't enjoy your sandwich.
So, you think you can make a better one, you jerk?! Yeah.
Anybody can put cardboard between bread! Hey, wait.
Let me lube it up for ya.
Yeah! Oh, that's hilarious.
That is not hilarious.
That's mean.
Alex, stay focused.
We need to find your brother before Rosie gets him to steal the moral compass.
I don't care about my brother anymore.
Hey, why don't we plop down with a bag of something fried and watch people on the Internet pretend they can sing.
Oh, no! You're acting bad, and your parents are acting bad.
This can only mean one thing.
Justin already got the moral compass to the angels of darkness and they've changed it from good to bad.
I'm not turning bad, you little twerp.
Alex, listen to me.
You're being influenced by dark forces.
You have to fight it, so we can save your brother Justin from the dark realm.
You know what, I am tired of you yakking in my ear all day long, with your perky little voice, ok? There's no point in trying to help Justin, or anybody in this dark world now, so just go.
- Alex, no.
- Go.
Just do that annoying flapping thing with your mouth and go.
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Come on, Maxine.
Everyone else did it.
Pretend it's zac efron and kiss the pillow! No, wait.
I've got a better idea.
- Punch zac efron! - Yeah! Punch! Punch! Punch! Punch! Punch! Punch! This slumber party is lame.
I don't want to hang out with these squealing girls.
I want to hang out with guys my age.
News flash: This slumber party was really for me.
So, why don't you go hang out in the kitchen with the rest of the dips.
Punch! Punch! Punch! Punch! Punch! Punch! That's it.
Stop these cries, turn these girls into older guys.
Hey, they're supposed to be ninth graders, not one-hundredth graders.
You turned my slumber party into an old fogey fest.
Well, I'm not gonna let anything ruin it.
Which one of you geezers wants to braid my hair? All right.
So, my bad brother, what's on the agenda? Hmm? Steal? Lie? Spit off the roof? A little dry.
Why don't you go first.
Your wizard is Interesting.
Yes, very interesting.
And cute.
I meant interesting as in "strange.
" Nonetheless, you've done well.
You shall be rewarded.
You can be the one who decides how he will be destroyed.
Destroyed? What do you mean? That was never part of the plan.
Of course it was.
He's an outsider.
But he brought you the compass as you asked.
Just let him go.
Let him go? Is that sympathy? You're not becoming weak, are you? Like the guardian angel you once were? No.
You are an angel of darkness.
Do not betray me! My, Rosie.
I haven't even thanked you for showing me the evil of my good ways.
Does that make sense? I think it does.
Justin, we have to get out of here now.
- Please.
- Why? Because I care about you.
But we can just stay here forever, just like you said.
Justin, we have to leave now because gorog is going to destroy you.
Gorog won't destroy me.
He needs me.
No, he's used you and now he's done.
- Please, let's go.
- No.
I'm never going back.
I'm no longer a wizard.
I'm an angel of darkness.
Thanks to you, I now know where I belong.
What have I done? Shh, shh! Alex, I need your help.
Whatever it is, I don't have time.
I have a slumber party to go to.
This bag of angry badgers and six obnoxious little girls are about to have a screaming contest.
Alex, your brother is being held by gorog.
Shh! Gorog? That sounds like a boost you put in your smoothie.
"Excuse me, I'll have the strawberry dazzle with a vitamin c and a shot of gorog.
" - I'm funny.
- No.
Alex, gorog is the leader of all the angels of darkness.
He's going to destroy your brother.
Then why did you bring Justin to him? I didn't know this was gonna happen.
I was tricked, too, Alex.
Oh, you'll have to do so much better than that if you want to outlie a liar.
No, Alex, I'm telling the truth.
I promise.
Please.
This was all gorog's plan, and I followed it, but I never expected to fall in love with Justin.
Hold on.
Are you Are you crying? I thought you were an angel of darkness.
You're starting to sound good.
Well, I guess that's what falling in love does to you.
Alex, please.
There isn't much time, ok? Do the right thing for your brother.
I know there's still some good left in you.
No, there isn't.
Wait.
There it is.
A little piece of good.
Darn it! Here, hold this.
Oh, no.
Alex! Hey! Guardian angels! Come on! I need your help.
You have to help me save my brother! Come on! Break time's over.
What's going on? Calling all angels.
We've got some dark realm butt to kick.
Ok, who else really likes hearing the word "butt" over the loudspeaker? Uh, butt! Ok, no, come on, come on! You're too late.
The moral compass has been set to bad, so guardian angels are powerless.
I can't even scratch my own wings.
Can you get it, dear? Where's Tina? She went to the dark realm to get the moral compass and help your brother.
She went by herself? She's not gonna stand a chance.
Then, I guess it's on me.
Tina's got some back-up coming.
Oh, wait, wait! Wizard powers are weak in the dark realm.
If you have any chance of saving your brother, you'll need wings.
We keep an extra pair in case of an emergency.
Oh, my gosh! Awesome! What do these do? Do they shoot like, lasers and stuff? No, they're just wings.
You'll need them to get to the dark realm.
Oh.
Ok.
You know what's good for emergencies? Lasers.
You know what's not? Feathers.
Well, I'll still look cute anyway.
So, gorog.
Now that I've broken my wand, that's proof that I'm totally committed to you.
Is there an angel of darkness handbook? Because I'm not quite sure if my shirt should be tucked, or untucked.
I mean, untucked does seem badder, but I can see that you're tucked.
What's going on? Oh, you'll soon see.
You brought me the moral compass, so I'm done with you.
No, no, no, gorog! Wait, please! Listen to me! No need to be afraid of heights, if you're an angel.
Of course, if you're an angel with no wings, then you have a problem.
No, no, no! Not my wings! How can you do this? I brought you everything you wanted.
Stop! Leave Justin alone and give us back the moral compass.
It's ours.
Ok.
You can laugh now, because I'm about to make all y'all cry.
Gorog, let me dispose of this pest and prove my loyalty to you.
And if you let me live, I swear I'll always guard the moral compass.
Hmm.
Yes.
I can see the possible value in that.
An angel of darkness committed to keeping the moral compass in the dark realm.
Proceed.
Wait! No, Justin, I'm here to save you.
Maybe you should be saving yourself.
Let her go! Brakes.
Where are the brakes on these things?! To your right! I know it doesn't look like it, but I'm here to help you.
No.
Let him prove himself.
Justin, you're not an angel of darkness.
You're a wizard, a good wizard.
You know in your heart you don't belong here.
And neither does that moral compass.
I'm not leaving.
Justin, please.
Well, then I'm gonna take this back with me.
No! Give it! Turn the arrow around! Turn the arrow! Yes! Ok, grandpa.
It's your turn to kiss zac efron.
Jerry, what's going on in here?! Hey, everybody, stop! Right now! Give us those pillows! - Justin, you're breaking it! - No, I'm not.
You are.
- No, look, you're cracking it.
- What? Stop her! Don't you mess with the wizard! Give that back to me.
What? My wand! Rosie?! No more! I'm sorry I did this for you! Angels of darkness never feel sorry.
She does now! Oh, dear.
What a mess.
Oh, mom.
I'm really sorry.
I promise I'll pay for a new pillow with my allowance.
What happened to the little girls from the slumber party? I got mad and turned them into old guys.
Sorry.
That's all right.
I'm sure it was an accident.
Just turn them back into little girls and I'm sure everything will be all right.
Or, we could turn them into something else.
Like fruit.
Perfect.
I'll make them into one of my signature fruit hats.
The fruit flies ate my last one.
Turn them into talking fruit.
I want to hear them beg me not to eat 'em.
Fruity pa-tootie.
I want to go home! This party stinks.
Let it go! Hold on, Alex! I'll take Justin down with the halo.
He threw it.
Give it to me! Stop it! I'm serious, give me the compass, Alex! Give it here! Justin! No! I've got it.
No, I've got it.
Now, give me that moral compass or you'll never see her again.
Not if I turn it to good.
My allegiance lies with gorog.
The dark realm prevails! Justin, don't! Justin, I'm so, so sorry for everything that's happened.
I pretended to fall in love with you to carry out gorog's plan, but along the way, you touched my heart and you made that love real.
You love me? Justin, give it to me.
Take this to the guardian angels.
I'll be fine.
Ok.
No! Rosie You have betrayed me, and forsaken the dark realm.
Get out! I'm gonna go to, if that's ok with you.
I'm sorry.
It's hard to have a soft landing with a broken wand.
Look, Justin.
I totally deceived you and I don't even deserve to be here with you right now, but if you can forgive me, I'd love for us to start all over.
Of course I forgive you.
Oh, I'm so glad.
But we can't be together.
What? Why? Rosie, everything we've been through has made me realize something.
The world is a fragile place.
It's always teetering between good and bad.
Look how easy it was for me to forget what's right.
Of course I want to be with you.
But the world needs another guardian angel more.
You are such a good person.
But Justin, I don't think I have what it takes to be a guardian angel again.
Hey, you saved me.
When the whole world turned bad, you stayed good.
Because of you.
Rosie, I will miss you.
I'll miss you, too.
Hey, do me a favor.
Every once in awhile, do something a little bit bad so I have reason to come visit.
Ok.
Oops.
Sorry.
It felt like the right time to sing that.
Alex and Tina, you went where no guardian angel dared to go, and returned the compass to its rightful place, saving the world from an indefinite age of darkness.
For this incredible bravery, Alex, you can keep the wings we gave you.
Oh.
Um, good, because I don't think you're gonna want these back.
Now, Tina, for your part, I hereby promote you to official guardian angel.
And there's someone here who wants to congratulate you.
Rosie, you're back! My wings! Congratulations, Tina! They smell brand new! Can my first assignment be to watch over Alex russo? No, no.
I will be good.
I promise, ok? This is the first time I've ever said that and meant it.
Don't follow.
Excuse me.
Guardian angel dispatch.
She's done something bad already?! All right, Tina.
You're up.
Yes! Excuse me! Pardon me, excuse me! Justin.
What are you doing still up? It's late.
I stayed up because I owe you something.
I found it in Washington square park.
A two-headed dog had it.
I'm pretty sure he didn't start out that way.
Thank you.
What about your wand? I, uh I'll find a spell to fix it.
And I owe you something else.
Thank you for saving me.
It's for all the times that you saved me when I wasn't so good.
And for a couple more times in the future, so we're even.
No, we're not.
You saved the world today.
You gave up a girl to protect it.
Why do we have to keep dealing with stuff like this? We're wizards.
I don't think we have a choice.
- Knock knock.
- Who's there? Apple.
Knock knock.
- Who's there? - Apple.
Knock knock.
- Who's there? - Lemon.
Lemon who? Lemon-know if you want me to say apple again.
See, Alex, I told you.
All they do is tell bad food jokes I am getting the blender.
Oh wait wait wait wait wait.
I got another one.
Oh that would be funny.
Knock knock.