Austin and Ally s04e10 Episode Script

Dancers & Ditzes

Hey, we should do something special for our anniversary this year.
We totally should! Ooh! Picnic in a hot air balloon? I meant me and Ally.
Oh.
Her.
Yeah, "her.
" Wait, which anniversary are we celebrating? The day we met? No, not the day we met.
It should be the day we started dating.
The first time or the second time? I'm not sure.
Why don't we just pick a random day that has no special meaning? Like, uh, November 29th.
That's my birthday.
Duh.
Now it'll be extra special.
Love you.
Guess who got Ally a gig performing at this year's MVMA's? I'm a little tired of your guessing games.
Just tell us who got her the gig! Trish, that's incredible! I can't believe I'll be performing at the Miami video music awards.
You have to come up with something really cool, Ally.
The MVMA's are all about the big, over-the-top performances.
Last year, Katy Perry did the splits on top of a rhino.
And then the rhino did the splits on top of an elephant! Doing the splits isn't that hard.
Here, let me help.
So, then you jump on the dancing clown's shoulders just before the lion gets a chance to bite your head off.
Or, we'll fill the whole place up with water, and do a swim dance with a shark.
I like that you're both thinking big, but maybe we should stick to something a little less life-threatening.
Uh.
If I could just build on what Ally's saying, your ideas are terrible, and we're not doing them.
Hey, guys! I'm going back to L.
A.
tomorrow, - so I made goodbye smoothies.
- Ooh.
They have blueberries, bananas, and my tears.
I couldn't stop crying while I was making them.
- No thanks.
- Not thirsty.
- I'm good.
- I'll take one.
Mmm.
Salty.
It's too bad you can't stay for the MVMA's next week.
Oh, I'd love to go.
I'd be able to see my favorite singer perform.
Oh, thanks! Oh, you're performing, too? I was talking about Becky G.
Hey, I have an idea of how you could stay in town longer.
It's an award show.
You could be the girl that hands all the trophies to all the winners.
Yeah! I'll be the trophy-passer-outer! Yay! You're staying in town longer! Um, I hate to ruin such a sweet moment, but you can't just decide to be the trophy-passer-outer.
They have to hire you to do that.
Aww.
Guess you're going back to L.
A.
But I'm not ready to say goodbye.
Here we go again.
Maybe I can call the producers and get Carrie an audition? Oh, that would be great! You'll nail it! All you have to do is look pretty and hand things to people.
I can hand things to people.
Here's your award.
One more.
Here's your award.
One more.
Here's your award.
One more.
Well, she looks pretty.
Here's your award.
One more.
Thanks for getting Carrie the audition.
I hope she gets it.
If she doesn't, she has to go back to L.
A.
Then it'll just be me and you hanging out all the time.
Please don't drop the trophy, please don't drop the trophy Next! I did it! Yes! I knew she could do it.
I mean, her name's "Carrie.
" She was named after the word for carrying stuff.
I've made my decision.
This photo represents the girl who will be the MVMA's next top trophy-passer-outer.
Carrie! You did it, babe! Now you get to stay in Miami for another two weeks.
Boop.
Way to walk 10 feet without dropping anything.
Thanks.
I used a secret technique.
Glue.
What are you gonna do the night of the show? How are you gonna give the winners their trophies if it's glued to your hands? Huh.
I guess I wasn't thinking.
So, what else is new? Eh, not much.
I'm taking DJ lessons.
Ally! Sheila Berman.
Super psyched you're gonna be performing this year.
- Oh, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
Me and Ally have been working on a lot of ideas.
I'm gonna do a huge dance number.
I'm gonna have backup dancers, and cool costumes, and special effects.
It's gonna be a performance to remember.
Yeah, that's all great.
I just have one teeny-tiny note.
You won't be doing any of that.
- Say what now? - Come again? You're Ally Dawson.
You're not a huge dance number girl.
You're a "sit at the piano and sing" girl.
- But I - Sorry, nobody wants to see you dance.
Good talk.
What exactly was good about that talk? No.
No.
No.
No! Um, excuse me Sheila, can we talk about my performance? Oh, the one were you sit at the piano and sing and do nothing else? Uh, about that.
I don't want to appear ungrateful, but I would appreciate it if you at least gave me a chance to show you what I can do.
I've seen what you can do.
You're the Ally way girl.
I know a lot of people think that, but I've come a long way since then.
The MVMA's is my chance to let everyone know I can do a lot more than just this.
That's the one.
Always makes me laugh.
Me too.
Me and Ally can put together a really great routine that will blow everyone away.
I'll tell you what.
No.
Come on, Sheila.
Give us a couple of days.
Let Ally come back and show you the performance she wants to do.
I know she can change your mind.
What have you got to lose? Fine.
Come back Friday, but it better not be a waste of my time.
Good talk.
Okay.
So, we have a few days to prove to her that I can pull off a huge dance number.
Either you'll have a great routine for the show, or we'll have a really funny video of you dancing badly.
It's a win-win! Look, Ally.
If we wanna prove to the world that you're the real deal, we have to step things up.
You'll need some cool moves.
Like this.
Okay, Carrie.
I vouched for you.
So, you better not embarrass me.
Dez, you have one week to teach her how to carry a trophy 10 feet.
Okay, Carrie.
I bought a bunch of cheap trophies to practice with.
If we work together, there's nothing we can't do.
Really? Can you teach me how to fly? Okay, there's one thing we can't do.
Oh, sorry, sorry! It's cool.
It didn't hurt.
You can do it, babe.
Left foot, right foot.
Great.
One more time from the top? Again? Okay.
I can do this.
Ally! Okay, I'm up! I did it, I did it! One out of 50.
Getting better.
And the award for best performance goes to Ally.
Aww.
Number one grandpa? Ooh, can I have that? I know the perfect person to give that to.
My mom.
Oh, I know I can do better.
I'm gonna take a break and then practice some more.
I don't think she's gonna be ready by tomorrow.
I guess you have to tell her she's gonna have to scrap her big dance and stick to singing a song at the piano.
I can't tell her that.
You tell her.
You're her manager.
You tell her.
You're her dance teacher.
I can't tell her, I'm her boyfriend.
Well, I can't tell her, I'm her best friend.
Ooh, ooh! Can I tell her? No! Aww.
I guess we'll just have to figure something else out.
- Hey, Ally.
- What'cha doing? The audition's in a couple of hours.
I'm just trying to relax and decompress.
- Huh.
- Oh.
How long are you gonna do that for? Uh, not sure.
The main thing is that I need total silence.
So, that's relaxing, huh? Dez, stop talking.
Ally needs complete quiet.
Thank you, Austin.
Is it working now? You know what Maybe I'll do this somewhere you guys aren't.
Guess who's got bad news.
Is everything okay? What's going on? Sheila just called and canceled your audition.
- What? - Really? Oh, come on.
Wait, why? What did she say? She just wants you to do a song on piano.
I tried, but she wouldn't budge.
She's not gonna even give me a chance to show her what I can do? Sorry, Ally.
You know what? I'm gonna call her and ask why she changed her mind.
- You don't wanna do that.
- Uh, we shouldn't cause trouble.
Hey, Ally, there's really no point in calling.
Besides, she's a big time producer, there's no way she's gonna answer Sheila Berman.
Hi, Sheila, this is Ally Dawson.
I think you owe me an explanation as to why you canceled my audition.
Uh, I didn't cancel your audition.
Trish called me and said you were canceling because you weren't ready.
Uh, Sheila, I'm gonna have to call you back.
Good talk.
I'm sorry, Ally, but we were just trying to protect you.
We? Sorry.
I just didn't think we had time to get it right.
I don't want you to embarrass yourself.
Wow.
I guess if you all feel that way about my performance, then maybe it's true.
I can't do it.
Thanks for sparing me all that embarrassment.
Wow.
You guys stink at delivering bad news.
You gotta be more direct.
Like me, just now, when I said you stink at delivering bad news.
Welcome to the 13th annual Miami video music awards! Thanks again for helping Carrie get this gig.
You're a good friend.
Well, not to Ally.
You were really horrible to her.
I was just trying to protect her.
Hey, don't get all defensive.
I'm just trying to say thank you.
Hey, guys.
Aww, flowers for me? No.
I got them for Ally.
Oh.
Her.
But I guess you might as well take them.
She wouldn't let me in her dressing room.
I can't believe Ally's still not talking to us.
It's been days! I feel terrible.
We made the right decision.
Not every singer has to be a great dancer.
I know, but she's never been this mad at me.
What if she never talks to me again? So, I can still have those flowers, right? Ladies and gentlemen, once more, please, silence all cell phones.
Hey, babe.
Aww, you got me flowers? Huh? Oh, right.
Yup.
They're for you.
I wasn't gonna put them in the empty vase next to my bathtub So, are you ready to go out there? I think so.
You'll be great.
As long as you remember the code we came up with.
P.
U.
T.
W.
A.
S.
W.
T.
D.
D.
T.
H.
T.
T.
W.
Right.
Pick up trophy.
Walk across stage with trophy.
Don't drop trophy.
Hand trophy to winner.
T.
M.
G.
That's my girl.
Oh! And the award for most epic video co-starring a wild animal goes to Chandelier Baker! This is it, babe.
Go get 'em! Ladies and gentlemen, Ally Dawson.
That was amazing, Ally.
I always thought of you as just the Ally way girl, but you killed it out there.
Thanks, Becky G.
I'm such a big fan.
You know, people used to call me "Ally D.
" Okay, nobody used to call me that.
- Bye.
- Bye.
- Ally, that was amazing! - That was so good! Wait, wait, not so fast.
I'm still upset that you guys didn't believe in me.
I was really hurt by what you did.
Ally, I'm so sorry I ever doubted you.
Me too.
I'm sorry I went behind your back, but I swear we were just trying to help you.
I know.
I get it.
You know, when I found out what you did, I was so mad.
It motivated me to push myself and get it together.
So, if I tell you you can't do something, it makes you want to do it? Well, I bet you can't do my math homework and bake me a batch of cupcakes? Not gonna happen.
Nice try.
So, we're good? Welcome back.
It's time to announce the final award of the evening.
The nominees for most epic video of the year are Heart Potato, Tiny Tina K.
Bouncy Bouncy, Willis, featuring Glow Baby.
And You plus Me equals We by Marshall Frumpkin and the Frumpkin Family singers.
And the winner is Marshall Frumpkin and the Frumpkin Family singers! Oh, no! There are like, 10 Frumpkins! I can't carry 10 trophies.
You can if I carry you.
Hop up.
Load her up, Trish.
Why didn't you just wheel the trophies out? That's why they were on that cart.
Oh Thank you.
It's been a great show, and here to close it out, performing her hit song can't stop dancing, is Becky G.
! Guys, look at this! I'm all over the Internet! Your MVMA performance has even more hits than the sneezing panda video.
I still can't believe how amazing you were.
I wanna watch it again.
Ooh.
Looks like the panda's newborn baby just sneezed.
Guess you're back to number two.
Eh, oh well.
I had my nanosecond in the sun.
Achoo! Aww! Achoo! Aww! Achoo! Aww! Achoo!
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